/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have no idea how to make money on stocks anymore. My last good play was SIGA calls but that play is dead now. Should I just sit back for a few weeks and wait for something?

>>51246102
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>51246102
Try some different styles dude, do some googling and try different things. 42 is waaaay too young to be dressing like someone's grandad. (I'm 41)

Someone suggested growing a beard which I think is a good shout, if you're balding, wet shave it off.

All is not lost yet bro

>>51246123
thats what I do. Energy going to take off come winter. INDO and HUSA is what you want to look at when that starts happening.

Just an idea I have. Thats what I'll be doing. meanwhile I'll look at microcap pharma stocks like NERV , AXLA, and RVPH

>buying options
Betting against the market makers, thus always losing because you will never have the edge over them in TA, FA, or insider information.
>selling options
Betting on the market makers, thus always winning at the expense of other retail traders but your life is for the market makers to harvest at any time because they can ruin you with uncapped losses the moment they feel like triggering a market crash.

Take your pick /smg/.

Yields still fucked

a color filter? TWO media clips? rocker's uncle moshe has to be bankrolling the videos now

eat my semen jannies

>>51246123
oil and uranium. agriculture tech.

>international has always out performed America
>small and medium cap has always out performed large cap
>except since 2008
>ever since the housing crisis when the Federal Reserve turned on the QE printer all the accepted paradigms of investing have been broken
>domestic vs internatinal, small/mid cap vs large cap, even growth beating value
I hope you little faggots are diversified, because we're about to see the mother of all crashes. A decade and a half of BRRRRRRR is about to go boom

>>51246167
thats not OP, kind retard

>From $2,000 to $2,500 in a day
Nice

>>51246167
>All is not lost yet bro
He's 5'3.

>>51246249
There may be some anons in a similar position though who would benefit from the advice. A man’s dating pool gets larger as they age but you can’t just sit on your ass and wait for the girls to come around.

>mfw i'm all in on oil

>In September it will be known World War 3 has officially started...

>Once the realization has been made by the masses that WW3 has started THE BUBBLE WILL FINALLY POP selling will be as intense, if not more so, than March of 2020. We will see 2-3k down days again in the DOW. The market will crater, housing will crash, rates will spike, the USDX will leap towards 120. The Dow will crater down to 18-21k, housing will crash roughly 25%, and commodities will get crushed.

>I suspect this massive collapse in 3-4weeks away. The second we cross over until Fall (9-22) the Chinese are going to make their move and it'll be obvious to everyone what is going on.

>In the face of this asset collapse, and the realization WW3 has started, the fed will be forced to do the only thing it can - with the intense dollar strength and higher yields WW3 will bring the Fed will reverse course, AGAIN, and the dollars created will be in an even larger amount than EVER before - yields will be driven lower again as well but what makes it worse this time is the GAS and DIESEL will be needed for the war.

>It's not going to be like March of 2020 where the collapse hit energy and saved people with lower prices.

>The hyperinflation at that point will be driven by BOTH the shortages in energy AND a falling dollar value due to the restart of QE and Stimulus. This is how we get to never before seen levels of price far FAR worse than today...

Hal Turner.

>>51246285
>A man’s dating pool gets larger as they age
That's only true if you have made something of yourself. If you're just a random wagie, your dating prospects will decrease as you get older (for young fertile women).

>>51246332
The Rubicon is when the debt is so bad that the fed needs to do QE to keep it down even if we need to do QT

>>51246282
>>51246285
His posting history shows that even if he was able to get a date, he wouldn't be able to handle a modern woman in the US.
Most men just weren't meant to make it.
Most men are just meant to work, die in wars or be enslaved.
No amount of redpills will change this.
There will always be a 1%.
The only advice I would offer someone like him is to find a safe, reliable call girl that you have good chemistry with and not to fall in love with her.
Maybe a few 3rd world vacations once in a while.
But give up any hopes and dreams of getting married.

I do not own any rtn or lmt, but I probably should

>>51246173
>thus always winning at the expense of other retail traders
Option buyers still have a low probability chance of winning big.
>because they can ruin you with uncapped losses the moment they feel like triggering a market crash
Keep cash on hand and gradually DCA into your favorite ticker using cash secured puts. If there's a bottom before you run out of cash, you can simply keep selling puts and lowering your average on your shares. Assuming the ticker doesn't totally collapse on horrible news, you'll get out eventually if there's even a small pump since you gradually averaged in to the dip.

>>51246427
>5’3

Why even bother at that point. It was over before it even began for him.

>>51246427
>May start drinking again
>AGAIN
I think I’m starting seeing his problem.

>>51246353
That’s why I added that you can’t just sit and wait.

>>51246332
Hate to burst your bubble but your fantasy will never play out even if WW3 does start. Go check your history - the market got shut during WW1 & WW2.

I can't read this thread without thinking about how pathetic I am. If I want to look at an old incel I'd look in the mirror

~5% Divvy yield and mostly safe companies with general market ETF underlaying.
This market is not so bad, I'm not far off flat for the year but my overall holdings have kept going up.
Feels good man.

>>51246591
good morning, Saturday morning

>>51246612
100% laffin over here rite now m8.
Fuckin top meme.
Americans have my pity.

>>51246427
>Most men just weren't meant to make it.
>Most men are just meant to work, die in wars or be enslaved.
reddit is the cache of all of the excess men that used to be culled by war/slavery kek

>>51246591
presumably thats the point of these threads, created by operatives in one of the most compromised boards on 4chan

>>51246123
This is a very tough time to invest. The smart move right now would be to be cash gang. The stock market in its current state is completely unpredictable. Putting your money in any stock is putting yourself at extreme risk.

>>51246167
You are gaslighting the dude into thinking he has a chance, the poor guy is just ugly and a manlet. Even if he looked maxed with gym and fashion he’d still be below average. He just has to accept that he’ll be virgin forever. The world is very cruel to ugly men

test

Thoughts on $COST? Puts on open Tuesday?

Maybe this will be a fun Saturday activity.
Call the bottom of the Shit and Piss 500.
>Value
>Date

>>51246167
a strength he kind of has is an okay hairline for a 42 year old, i have 21 and mine is worse than him. But hes wasting it with such a bad haircut.

>>51246740
He's a wizard. Between alchemy and spell casting that man has no time for women.

>>51246786
November 2023
$3200

>>51246786
michael hartnett said to start nibbling at 3600-3700, i'm trusting him

>>51246786
This month, and SPY is not going below 390 again. Then pump to 440 by the end of year.

>>51246589
>WW2
Are you deliberately trying to give fake/false advise you faggot!

US would never close down the stock markets especially during war. They need the money/capital to keep the US economy afloat to fight.

>>51246202
>>51246039
Oh fuck I liked her

>>51246353
These days simply having a mortgage is enough to impress young sluts

>>51246786
>didn’t short the bounce
I feel like a fuck up. At least I still mostly cash but damn.

Yesterday as I was driving back from getting fast food, I passed a Lamborghini convertible parked on the side of the street. Some Pajeet was posing on the hood for photographs... I live in a tech-bro heavy area, so I'm guessing this idiot decided to rent a Lambo for the day to help his Tinder profile... I don't know how to extrapolate this to the larger market... maybe it means the bottom is in?

>>51246849
Your right but WW3 would be different

So I decided to start an account in this, just heard about it yesterday for the first time. Tried a thread that went nowhere so basically. Basically it’s start up investing in companies the same way venture capitalists do but obviously set up where you don’t have to be in their exclusive clubs to get in on the companies that are going through the start up process. Is it worth it to play VC with some pocket money /smg/?

>>51246875
>guessing this idiot decided to rent a Lambo for the day to help his Tinder profile
Probably it works too. Because marketing and clown world

>>51246849
>US would never close down the stock markets especially during war
Except it did for WW1 retard.

WEF is just so good at making predictions come true. Yall niggas better start believing them because you are now living in them.


Extreme weather = no need to explain if you live on EARTH you have experienced it.
Asset Bubble Burst = housing stocks going to crash
Digital Inequality = crypto will make a huge comeback and most niggas don't hold any will be even poorerrrrr
infectious diseases = monkeyshit

>>51246860
Yeah, I read a couple of her books (never got to that one) and they're pretty eye-opening, in a depressing kind of way. I've seen stories from her books play out exactly the same way to people in my own life. Definitely changed how I live, I save a lot more of my income to lower the chances of me getting fucked, though I know it will probably happen at some point.

>>51246903
Yeah and they soon realized that was a mistake.
By the end of November, American officials had decided to reopen the NYSE because it was thought that bond trading, albeit with a set of restrictions designed to safeguard the American economy, could help prevent the financial ruin of the belligerent countries by raising money for the war effort.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna start finasteride. That last avgn thumbnail fucked me up bros, I can't go bald like that...

what if the stock market isnt real and its just a program (or AI) generating random numbers in a set range for stocks to go up or down?
and when a certain event happens that could have an effect on the company behind the tickeror the entire market (FED announement e.g.), it just rolls the dice and picks a random direction. how do we know the stock market is real?

>>51246920
More like a debt bubble burst lmao. The fuck did you smoke?

>>51246956
You don't know about Saturn. The Cube aka blackrock. Or Astrology.

>>51246920
I could argue with you all day long but alas I will simply say I'll see you on 1st Oct, Saturday 4 weeks from now. Then we can see your prediction below is wrong(again, for the 10th time this decade)

>I suspect this massive collapse in 3-4weeks away

>>51246875
Pajeets are very cheap and fiscally responsible people. He absolutely rented that Lambo. Doesn't matter how much money they have they end up driving a Hyundai instead of a BMW. Which I actually respect. Cars are money pits and one of the worst investments.

>>51247004
That is not my prediction you faggot. It was made by the schizo hal turner..

>>51247033
Which one of your split personalities write that post is of no great concern of mine.

>>51247059
not bad. you make me chuckle..

Bros... now my Excel spreadsheets are predicting I'm going to fall off the bottom of the chart...

>>51246941
I don’t remember them that well. Just took the message that once you’re on the bottom it’s very difficult to get out, and that hard work and success aren’t as connected as we pretend. What have you seen play out?

>>51247074
What is that modeling?

>>51246956
>ami real?

>>51247093
Just people who thought they had secure white collar jobs end up having to work in AMZN warehouses or doing delivery just to survive. It's been a while, but I think that was the focus of Bait and Switch.
>>51247113
Returns on my accounts (not overall balances)

So, I was thinking. Sometime this winter or next year it might be a good time to buy leaps (Vanguard won't let me use leveraged indexes and I am too lazy to switch). But what damaged sector should I buy leaps on? I am not really confident on the semiconductor front. I was thinking maybe banks might be good.

>>51247160
Call leaps if that needed to be clarified.

>>51247160
>cannabis

>so who is going to tell him?

>>51246720
agreed. I got a 100% cash position right now.

>>51247274
And that's why Im 100% in SOXL. Go big or go home.

>>51247274
>NOOOOOOOO MOMMY I DONT WANT SCARY RISK I WANNA BE SAFE AND COZY

>>51246786
>Call the bottom of the Shit and Piss 500.
>>Value
>>Date
the SP500 will bottom at 3189.62 on Jun 23, 2023

>>51247325
looks good to me

>>51246228
First point is completely wrong and is where i stopped reading

>>51246786
Dont know when but spx 3000
By november 2022 itll be 3500

>>51247315
>I'm smart I hold BBBY for the megarino squeezarino!!!

Please someone tell me that this time will be different and that next week we resume the bull run even though everything that could go wrong is going wrong right now and everything that is bad is getting worse.

>>51247392
>Either you're 100% cash or you're all in BBBY, there is no in-between.

>>51246771
H&S is useless, especially long term, same as any other TA

>>51247417
>Jokes on him, I'm not in BBBY I'm in GME and AMC. Heh I'm so smart

>>51247456
>only meme tickers exist, there is no others.

>>51246786
2240 in Jan 2024

I had like roughly 260k going into 2021 and now I i just broke past 150k this is the lowest I have ever been. I really hope we dont keep crashing the rest of this year

>>51247479
>double fake out, I have this chud completely fooled. I actually own all three

>>51246102
Oh sure just get laid, let put on my sex hat, hop on the sex train, and take a ride down to sexville where women are begging to be fucked on the spot!

BTC about to fall off a cliff

>>51247395
Now do 1990

Need some advice anons have a bit of cash and looking to put it in some leveraged ETFs or throw in some moonshot.
Was considering buying soxl
>But the more I think about it the price matches with crypto mining. As mining moves towards post, this will likely cause it to stagnate further. Not to mention the chip act being bearish af.
>However this could simply be my own perception and it is incredibly oversold now or will be in the near future.
Was thinking about precious metal bull ETFs
>Usually good in a recession to accumulate, but with more hawkish fed interest likely coming up it may be best to just hold cash. Also more people are moving away from pm as a store of value.
Been looking into energy
>Oil will obviously be scarce if war continues. Not sure if now is the time to get in(best time was 6 months ago obviously) or if I should wait for a correction to get in
Been also looking into uranium
> Nuclear is historically hardcore regulated, in my country of Canada they are trying to shutdown the nuclear program. I see a future but I don't think it is now.
I am looking into other pm areas such as quartz.
>Some quartz mines produce quartz that is more rare/valuable than diamonds. Quartz is used a lot in industry, however it is plentiful. Still feel like this may be an overlooked market.

>>51246979
What are some good resources for learning Saturnist based trading anon?

>>51246123
Just stick it in stable blue-chips until something better comes along. It doesn't take a genius to see that MCD and KO aren't going anywhere.

>>51246168
The energy scare has already peaked. Europe is ahead of schedule on gas reserve targets and at lot of capacity issues have been resolved now that Europe's rivers are flowing again.

Or should I consider buying some bonds?

>>51246673
That actually makes a lot of sense.

>>51247531
Do your predict a bearish scenario this winter with oil?
I was predicting a more bullish scenario as supply will still be further reduced.

>>51247522
Just stick it in Rolls-Royce
>building nukes and starting to export flat-pack reactors to Japan
>also defence industry

Not exactly a moonshot but you may as well get easy money unless you're in debt to the mob

>>51247522
>>51247535
>>51247552
You are not a hedge fund, you have no obligation to invest. You don't have to actively invest. I'm sitting on cash until the FED actually pivots, i'm not buying until the printer is back on

>>51247512
its called a third world country, you need to fly on a plane, not a train. The cuties thirst for your white skin. Go enjoy your white privilege anon

>>51246102
This guy should be put on TRT

>>51246673
>reddit is the cache of all of the excess men that used to be culled by war/slavery kek
incredibly based take

>>51247587
>just stick it in Rolls Royce

Yes, join us mate
join us...

In all seriousness I don't see this stock going anywhere until they start making real money on their aviation stuff again. I am getting very put up or shut up vibes from the investing community, which hasn't taken kindly to investments that aren't immediately generating revenue, like their nuclear stuff.

>>51247596
Fair point.
There really is no money to be made in a recession.

>>51246673
>reddit is the cache of all of the excess men that used to be culled by war/slavery kek
Is 4chan the right-wing cache?

>>51246786
2600
Feb 2025

>>51247671
Not the point. You're all over the place in your investments, you're asking for some retard to sweet talk you to ruin.

>>51247678
4chan is the cache of all the excess men too good for slavery and war.

>>51247552
I predict it will be pretty stagnant over the next quarter followed by a big decline in January. The whole thing is overhyped already and there's been a Manhattan project-tier effort to prepare for what is now known to be a mild European winter.

Keep in mind I've already alluded to one of the other factors driving energy markets with the drought impacting hydroelectric and that combined with heat impacting coolant on nukes.

>>51247607
What are the best countries for doing this? I get a lot of attention from filipinas on okcupid but that 20 hour flight is brutal

>>51247678
4chan is the equivalent of wherever socrates and diogenes hung out i assure you

>>51247512
>Sell a cash secured put to come up with 200-300 USD.
>Go to asian massage parlor with good reviews on eccie, pay 60 dollar house fee at the door then negotiate 100-200 dollar "full service" once in the room after the table shower and half-assed back massage
Easy

>>51247515
What's even the point of BITI if most bitcoin moves happen after hours and weekends?

>>51247742
Try Mexico across the USA border.

>>51246548
maybe the reason he drinks is BECAUSE of his dating struggles, not the other way around?

>>51247535
>he believes in the government

>>51246102
Least hes still got hair

>>51247742
any country that doesn't hate the US. The phillippines is actually ideal because everyone there speaks english very well. South America will also bear fruit especially if you can hablar en espanol

>start fucking with 0DTE options
>have mooned my account +3000% and then blown them up back down to zero in a single week multiple times
>try going back to stocks but instantly bored of seeing things move only a few percentage points a week
I literally have zero interest in anything that isnt 0DTE options and I know this is an extremely risky and unhealthy game to play but I just cant stop. How can I go back to stocks or even crypto when I can double my money in literal minutes three times a week? The most Ill ever risk at a time is a single paycheck, I put that in and play until I get blown up, and then Ill throw another check in. My current run I started this week I am about about 450% but I know the odds are against me. But with a market so volatile, how can one say no?

Its worth mentioning I work a deadend middle class job and have no other prospects at making it, so fuck it, right?

Should I just all in on FAZE? I literally can’t think of a better plan at this point.

>>51247864
rather than going back to stocks, maybe try dialing back your risk a bit by skimming some profits off of your play money to cover your initial investment at least.

>>51247724
>sonic the hedgehog shirt
I think this söyboy is wearing it unironically

>>51247929
You don't like Sonic? You too good for the blue blur? With your melanin content, shouldn't you appreciate running fast?

>futures

>>51247976
I'm done >futures posting... I got a warning yesterday for being off topic for posting a very negative image in response to very red futures

>>51247395
Welcome to the liberal world order, anon.

>>51247864
what are you trading? SPY? what type of strategy are you using to determine whether you go long or short? i made +2386% this week shorting OKTA into earnings with 1dte options, but earnings are only 4 times per year so not a lot of opportunities

>>51247929
Hey scoopsies, how's the cardboard collecting going

>>51247965
> With your melanin content, shouldn't you appreciate running fast?
Fucking kek

>>51247996
Fuck off, fat handed gaylord homo queen
Cardboard’s going fantastic.

>>51247929
Good call on the SNAP thing. We need more (((insider trading))) on this board. Too bad I didn't believe you scoopsies.

>>51248034
I gave your autistic hobby a mention in my newest video. You should watch it.

>>51247632
Is it really worth it?

>trips in the captcha

>>51247864
slow and steady champ. Go with 5-10 dte spreads instead. Can still get easy 200%+ but can also bail without complete loss if shit goes south. These days the biggest moves all happen in pm/ah anyway

>>51246771
It has bounced off its 150d ma since mid July, so I would be bullish.

>>51246875
Sounds like this guy has figured it out. He’s not an idiot. He’s based

I just ate an entire box of KR sugar cookies...

I was up like 20k multiple times this week and didnt sell like a dipshit cause I was expecting a bigger crash. Still made it up about 10k this week though
>>51247995
I need to do more earnings plays. ive been about 75% on my intuition, including OKTA. Knew that shit was going to dump but not 35%.

>>51248110
Based hamchad

>>51247325
On what basis did you draw the bottom line?

>>51247512
Don’t forget the Eastern Europe cheat code.

>>51248110
i recently went to a krogers for the first time and got these sour cream glazed donut holes...holy shit im going to get diabetes from these i need to watch my self

>>51248169
I'll glaze your donut hole

>>51248193
knew that was coming. Just like what was all over those donut holes.

>>51248169
Yeah, the KR in-store bakeries are pretty good at what they do... like, you're not going to get a world class pastry there, but in terms of pumping out mass produced shit for impulse buys... they win

>Satuday
What can I get you, /smg/?
I was traveling yesterday so I missed yesterday's orders.

>>51248056
>Is it really worth it?
his height and body shape are indicative of hypogonadism
or hes just really unlucky

Considering buying puts on COUP for earnings Tuesday, thoughts on this play?

>>51248214
Nothing,i'm good.

>>51248214
Just water thanks

the only TA that matters is trend direction and momentum, both of which can be determined using only 2 moving averages. trend direction is whether the faster MA is above or below the slower MA, and momentum is whether the MA's are expanding or contracting. on larger time frames like the hourly and daily, certain MA's (like the 50 or 200) are important and so are levels of support and resistance.

that's it. nothing fancy or complicated about it. it's not perfect but if you can combine it with FA to understand the narrative behind the price movements then it should be a lot easier to win.

>>51247535
Would you consider buying someone else’s debt?

>>51247984
You gonna let some unpaid janny tell you how to post.


Btw US 3mo is 2.91%

>>51246167
Thanks for the gold kind nigger faggot!

>>51247742
Macedonia, Kosovo, Serbia, and Albania.

>>51248318
>>51247984
the jannies are quite out of control. >>51246212

>>51248307
If they have assets, income etc, why not?

>>51247811
Drinking isn’t going to improve his situation fren.

>>51248034
You should collect Lego. The boxes are nicer.

>>51248138
>On what basis did you draw the bottom line?
the longer term trendline starting in 1995. i picked '95 because thats about when the internet happened, which changed the world and the US economy

>>51248134
what do you usually trade outside of earnings? i'm looking for ways to make more of a weekly / bi-monthly income

>>51248427
How kino would it be if we repeat the 00 - 09 timeline somehow.

>>51247325
>inaccurate henikin prices
>not 2 years bottom like previous crashes
>using daily instead of weekly or monthly

Anon, I…

>>51248490
that would be nuts. you would be looking at 2023 on the SP500 around march 2025. i'm a bobo but not even i want that much pain

>>51248514
switching to candles doesn't change the price targets. 2 years is arbitrary, there's no way to know. RSI does not matter for drawing trendlines, it has no bearing on price targets

>>51248443
TSLA / QQQ / SPY calls & puts
im pretty much also this guy >>51247864 but I actually make money

>>51247995
SPY. Strictly buying single strike calls/puts, and only when I see a very particular movement during very particular times of the day. It works more often than not but I end up getting greedy and trying to play all the bounces and thats where I get fucked uo.

>>51248565
>>51248571
so just vanilla calls / puts, no spreads? also, sounds like you are using some TA strategy

>>51248427
I drew mine from the bottom of 2009 through the bottom of 2020. That gives a low of around 3100 by end of year.

>>51248600
I dont think I have a “real” technical analysis. I just know that the market makers play the game and that the tide goes in and out, and after staring at the chart all day every day, I cant say I can predict where things are going to go, but I do have an idea of some of the strategy they use. I really dont have a way of explaining it without actually stating what I am seeing, and Im afraid if I do that then it wont work anymore. I just watch for what I want to see and when I do, I jump in and keep my finger on the trigger to jump out.

>>51248557
>>51248650
How accurate has this ”bottom drawing” approach been in the past if you look at all the previous bear market bottoms and the bottoms preceding them?

>>51248694
Stocks generally trade within channels... until they break out into a new channel. You know the "channel has changed" when the price crosses the appropriate SMA. We've been in the same major channel since spring 2009.

Ezzzz day selling call options to f a g s z on wsb

Anyone here try betting? I got into it back in March when I 5x a free sign up deposit and I'm up like 36% since playing. I keep my bets small as to not blow my account < 5% of my total and only bet on high paying underdogs. It's easy as seeing a team has a 1/3 chance to win but a 4.6X payout if they do. I don't really know much about sports I just look at the payout and win chance.
It's really not that different from what fuck is going on with the market right now
Pic for attention ,

>>51248828
This is SMG

>>51248694
connecting the tops and connecting the bottoms is just basic trendlines. its more for just a visual reference and you shouldn't make any major trading decisions based solely on trendlines alone. that being said, they work relatively well most of the time

you also see parallel lines pop up alot in charts, like this one for CRSR. parallel lines help you visually define a "channel" which you can expect the stock to trade in that range, but eventually the stock will break out of it like in the red circle, so you can't trade based solely off trendlines and channels alone - you have to have an understanding of the overall market conditions and fundamentals of what it is your trading as well. also sometimes stocks will break out of the channel and then revert back inside - also what happened to CRSR

i drew these trendlines for CRSR back in like February / March and haven't adjusted them since - they've done OK but its nothing magical or super-predictive. they're mainly just visual aids

why is the 50DMA so powerful as an entry point?

>>51248743
So it’s reasonable to expect the bottom to be somewhere in the current long term channel, unless something radical happens and we drop into a new channel.

>>51248828
I just do it for fun.

That West Virginia - Pitt game was insane and this NC State - ECU game is shaping up to be a good one as well

kek, baggies.

>>51248893
Right, we either hit it and bounce, or hit it and break out. Either way, we hit it.

>>51247059
the one with the pirate hat and eyepatch you can call her martha but 99% a retarded nigger here’s your you

>>51248926
Except we might not hit it and the bottom happens above the line.

>>51248894
That pitt wvu game was great

I’m thinking of starting to grow food as a hobby. That would give me something to do, but I don’t see how it would help the social problems at all.

>>51248985
Anything is possible. You can only play the odds.

It's over for me bros, they took my PC, I can't have it for months. My pink wojak, bobo, mumu, snibs, swanny collection - all gone. My bear prnography - all gone. My furry diaper porn - all gone. I leave the legacy of /smg/ up to you guys. Make me proud.

>I'm in cash right now guise!

Why aren't you short you pathetic fucking faggot!?

>>51249108
Because the bottom is in chud

>>51249108
>Why aren't you short
They don’t want any risk

>>51249160
miko looks submissive and.. hehe breadable

>>51246212
>N0-oooooooooo I should be able to talk about fucking street shitters in my fantasy's!!!!!!!

>>51249085
>they took my PC

>>51249085
Which they?

>>51249160
>fed says target rate is 4% now
>don’t fight the fed
>retard: come at me, bro

Anon, not like this.

>>51249160
>the bottom is in
Dumb animeposter

>>51249344
there is no "dumb" animeposting, take it back

>>51249358
>take it back
No,I don't think i will.Dumdum

>>51249344
It’s probably true

>>51249108
>Why aren't you short you pathetic fucking faggot!?
yeah bottom is close. if you know you know.

>>51249384
I hate simps so fucking much. Is that ship still stuck in the canal? Here is the video of the captain drawing a cock before he got it stuck

>>51249254
>>51249344
You will learn.

Should I be long or short right now? This market is very unpredictable.

>>51247522
leveraged are shit for long hold. just buy something that will go up bigly in the near long term

>>51249443
man women are just terrible at everything they do huh? how could you not just keep your fucking vessel in place like every other ship is doing? but like a woman all you can think of is sex and being fucked since their hole is the only thing they are good for

>>51249384
How do simps end up with so much disposable income and can I achieve a similar economic position without falling victim to the siren call of e-thottery?

>>51249463
You should crab.

>>51248743
Forgive my lack of formal education, I only know these streets. But wouldnt 'stocks tend to stay within channels' primarily apply to individual stocks? When you have an index composed of various stocks all staying in channels/breaking into new channels, wouldn't the micro-level logic not translate to the index chart itself?

>>51249489
Index funds are such a large part of the market it doesn't even matter

>>51249451
Rocker the bottom is endless when it comes to semi conductors. Every one of those stocks is over priced. Soxl is going to 0
>>51249471
Captain Krishnan Kanthavel is a man. You fell for online trolling chud

>>51249472
>be tech autist
>make $200k a year doing literally nothing (see scoopsies for reference)
>Probably 40 years old
>Kissless, touchless, virgin
>spend money on virtually nothing because single men aren't retarded consoomers like women
>accumulate mass amounts of wealth because of this
>find disgusting 3dpd twitch thot
>She'll reluctantly say your name on stream if you give her $100
>this is literally the equivalent of having an orgy for a virgin tech fag
>get bright idea that if you buy her a Tesla she'll be your girlfriend
>surprise, she doesn't
>Let's her unemployed nigger felon boyfriend drive it instead
This is how you end up there.

>>51249526
sorry that was a woman, you literally can not prove to me otherwise no matter what you do or what source you come up with

>>51249526
What a disturbing pic.

>>51249489
A core tenet of TA is that extrapolating an observed trend to a larger scope does not appreciably reduce the accuracy of future price action predictions.

>>51249526
SOXL has never gone to single digits and never will.

I've probably made a mistake of buying COIN at 82.

>>51249578
>Coin

>>51247720
I haven't made any investment as of yet.
I was asking for opinions on what I was speaking about.

>>51249248
the movers

>>51249578
Ouch but at least you didn’t buy it at the ipo price

>>51249614
>Investments
This aint your daddy's stock market anymore anon. You get in, make some gains and you gtfo.

>>51249644
How long do we have to look after smg until you’re done moving?

>>51249644
Likely story Thadeous

Daniel Craig may command eight-figure Hollywood paychecks — including a reported $25 million to reprise the role of James Bond in the upcoming “No Time To Die” and a reported $100 million to appear in the sequels to 2019′s “Knives Out” — but the 53-year-old actor isn’t planning on sharing much of it with his children.

In the most recent issue of Candis Magazine, Craig detailed his philosophy on inheritance, saying he doesn’t plan to have much money left to give to his children by the time he dies.

>>51246102
What stocks are you guys waiting to buy for a discount. For me it's WEN because Wendy's has the best burgers

>>51249108
>I'm in cash right now guise!
>Why aren't you short you pathetic fucking faggot!?
i'm doing both, but USD is a core long for recessions

think about it like this - every time stocks go down -1%, your cash went up +1%. so the USD is up like +20% on the year vs stocks

if a stock goes down -50%, your cash is +100% against that stock

>>51248894
>watching nigger collide
>cheering for niggers representing jewish indoctrination factories

>>51249472
>How do simps end up with so much disposable income and can I achieve a similar economic position without falling victim to the siren call of e-thottery?
they dont. these posts are mosty fake. the onlyfans posts are mostly fake too

>>51249677
2 months would be nice it's gonna be in storage until i have a house

>>51249712
>USD is up like +20% on the year vs stocks
This is just another way of saying buy the dip in stocks

>>51249746
>he can afford a house
Shouldn’t you be posting on a premium board?

>>51249727
Seethe, cope, dilate, have sex, sneed

I started investing this year thinking that covid is gonna be less of an issue and now would be a perfect time to get in and ride the recovery wave.

Why is the exact opposite happening?

>>51249860
Bad news good, good news bad

>>51249819
>Ann Arbor
I beat the shit out of a communist outside of the Blind Pig about twenty years ago.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4538808-party-city-stock-stock-safety-margin-potential-upside
https://archive .ph/MzAuJ
Sep. 03, 2022 5:02 AM ET
>Party City at 2x FY2021 operating income and $200 million market cap is priced like future bankruptcy is likely.
>Party City has a confluence of factors that makes it compelling as a trade, especially Halloween being soon.
>The fundamental thesis provides margin of safety for a near-term trade and target of 50% upside.
>We should also note that Party City’s largest shareholder, hedge fund CAS Investment Partners added to its holdings at above $6 earlier this year.
>I view Party City to be most interesting as a near-term trade for a significant potential return in the lead up to Halloween.
>a lingering concern that its largest shareholder – CAS Investment Partners - might need to sell its stake amidst the fund’s decline this year should have lifted amidst a rebound in its top positions
>Party City does not face any major debt repayment soon. It has a senior note due in 2023 with a carrying amount of $22.779 million which is not sizeable, whilst its next major debt repayment is due in 2025 ($206 million).
>its next major debt repayment is due in 2025 ($206 million).
>Risk Factors: Any negative news on Halloween consumer trends, retail peer performance or company updates may sour the Halloween trade thesis. Further, the continuing market sell-off is not conducive for Party City stock and it cannot be expected to defy a negative broader market trend.

>>51249879
I like Paw Patrol, so I've been a Party City man for a long time. Now that I'm a Party City stockholder the employees greet me by name when I enter the store and ask me if I need any Paw Patrol supplies for the next birthday party.
Yesterday I made my weekly trip to Party City and the pretty Hispanic girl at the register, Angelina, said she had something new to show me. She took me into the office and let me sit in the manager's chair.
"Don't move, sir. I'll be right back."
When she returned she had a new employee with her, a surprisingly clean Somali girl of about eighteen. Angelina took off her shit and revealed a massive pair of gravity-defying breasts. She slapped the Somali girl on the left breast and yelled something in her language. The Somali—her name is Aamiina— took her shirt off as well. She had small, perky breasts, and once she was topless she produced a Paw Patrol party hat and put it on my head.
Angelina swept a bunch of unpaid invoices onto the floor. "Who do you want on the desk?"
I pointed at Aamiina.
All of a sudden I was fucking Angelina from behind while Angelina pleasured Aamiina with her mouth. Despite being Muslim, Aamiina's family had not removed her clitoris. She was enjoying Angelina's tongue and started screaming for the Prophet Mohamed as she climaxed. Pressure started building in my balls and the base of my cock and I could tell I was getting close. After Aaniina's orgasm Angelina grabbed her pants off the floor and found a pocket-sized Quran. Then she got on her knees. Aamiina pushed Angelina's tits together while Angelina held the Quran open on top of her tits. I screamed as ropes of cum covered Angelina, Aamiina, and the Quran. Then I used the Quran to wipe my cock. Party City has a thermostat policy to protect profits for shareholders, so I also used it to wipe the sweat from the crack of my ass.
Party City gives investors great value and has immeasurable intangible upside. See you on the moon!

>>51249860
QE is over.

>>51249874
I'm sure you did anon. I actually can't stand the city of ann arbor but damnit I love my wolverines.

>>51249489
Some of the zigs in security A get cancelled out by zags in security B, resulting in less volatility for the index as a whole relative to its constituents. All that does is make the channel a bit narrower.

>>51249921
Here you go. To better times, fren:
https://youtu.be/yWT2pzvzals

>>51249958
1998 was my bread and butter. We'll probably never see another natty ever again.

I managed to avert 25% of my losses selling soxl. I really should have gave up on it a while ago I didn't realize my long term gains window was still so far off. Bonds got a little recovery bump off the jobs data & bond bear market but I think we're got lower to go with Jpow going to teach the market how to bottom for him again

>>51249160
this dumbass is long semiconductors in a recession. i do unironically enjoy his videos though. its going to be sad to watch rocker lose his money after making some good gains in SIGA

>>51249805
well yeah eventually you need to trade the cash for stocks / assets, i'm just saying that for now, the USD is a core long until the economic outlook changes to the positive. we've got 4 quarters of no growth on the horizon there buddy - but you go ahead and buy that dip in stocks right now

>>51249860
Now we're in hyperinflation mode and people need to liquidate for basic utilities like gas.

>>51249879
Everyone laughs at this play but Party City is going to fly. /smg/ rather buy semi conductors in a recession while being on the verge of all out war.

Is Mondo Megabits a worthwhile NFT project?

>>51250184
DO NOT BUY PRTY I'M NOT FINISHED BUYING

which stocks should I buy and hold forever?
Currently 50% of my portfolio is APPL
Others are VOO, VTI, KO, PEP, JMEE, AGNC

Bad news for the markets bros...
I broke a mirror

Well well,its gonna be an interesting week,More or less.

>>51249879
Orrrrrrr you could invest in amusement parks. Such as the new Nintendo land being made in universal Orlando Florida.
>CMCSA
>Comcast is building the most immersive theme park to date
>tourists will flock to Florida post covid to reignite their nostalgia for a pre covid world
>literally a interactive Pokémon park is being made and you dipshits wan to invest in a dollar tree with only garbage tier decorations. Spirit halloween would be. A better investment.

>>51246123
sell puts on dividend paying stocks

If you are using margin (you should if you want to get rich off dividend stocks), make sure you hedge buy selling call credit spreads (as far into the future as possible) on indices, and also sell puts on VIXM and SARK

>>51246173
>they can ruin you with uncapped losses the moment they feel like triggering a market crash.
thats why you sell call credit spreads on indices and do long vol strats to hedge against that

>>51250225
Your lucky we still have 2 months before earnings. I plan on selling before earnings. It is being priced in. All these faggots think that is will take off are delusional. Its going to tank so fucking hard. Then you buy the bottom

>>51250277
Remember tourism is very profitable.
>here is the load out for the new park one development
>CMCSA

>>51250027
Never say never, but NIL is something that probably won't benefit a school like U of M, although it will be interesting to see how people try to nibble profit off the edges of NIL.

>>51246212
I was one of the guys you responded too lol.

I need to fuck big assed arab women so bad

>>51250311
>orlando

Someone told me that because me and my friend were just drinking beer and playing videogames when we were teenagers instead of caring about Fourth Wave Feminism and politics that we were "milk drinking mormons". People with politicsbrain are mentally ill.

any1 wanna come with me to invest in ormp? u have to refrigerate insulin and thats gonna b tough during the black outs and public beheadings this winter. They'res a lotta diabetos out here :P
shout out Israel

FIVE Fed members speak this week, including Jerome Powell.

It's over.

>>51250311
>No kino Mummy ride
Dropped. That shit ruled.

>>51250341
Green until powell then crash?

>>51249860
You picked the exact worse time to join in. You should have started in 2019 at least. We are in the thick of a bear market right now and could potentially be another 2008 style crash depending on what happens this month.

>>51250372
Crash until powell and then green

>>51250147
>USD is a core long
It depends on how you look at it, but holding USD in recession gives you financial security and opportunities to buy. Looking at it purely from the stand point of appriciation against stocks, it being up 20% does mean you should put some of the USD into stocks, because it does that pretty rarely, and it generally just depreciates against stocks. But as was as said, there’s more to holding USD in recession like your personal financial security etc

>>51250372
red until cpi in two weeks, then we pump cuz inflation coming down until rate hike on 21
>>51249860
youre a year too early, try to reclaim your gains/liquidity and buy the bottom thats coming in the next 6 months. 4

Whiny pricks.

>>51250341
My puts had better fucking print.

>>51250446
>he believes msm

Did you know xi called Biden and said nukes would not happen because pelosi visit?

>>51250446
>1bn
So inflation at one of the worst levels and the congress keeps sending money to the bum of the world huh?

>>51246866
>paid it off

>>51250461
I remember when whitehouse.com was a porn site. Wait... wait IT STILL IS.

>>51249554
memes are becoming reality

>>51250503
those wojacks are based on those rl photos anon

>>51246102
I'm a 33 year old neet and she is a 25 year old 95 pound blonde. Heading over to her place soon. You can do it /smg/

>>51250487
feels old man

>>51247724
how come white boys have it so easy?

t. mestizo mexican

>>51250256
Lol I ate a box of cookies from one of those companies this morning

>>51250514
>she

>>51250514
Oh,you're gonna get harvested,dumbass

>>51250512
>Taylor wears an engagement ring only behind closed doors at home.

tfw she is still waiting for me

>>51250550
she is

>>51250529
Because we are white and therefore the best.

>>51250534
>>51250537
Already smashed. Will continue to smash without having to do any boyfriend duties and while talking to other girls. She has an IUD so I get to fuck raw and don't have to worry about any kids. Take the Leo pill /smg/

>>51250512
>those wojacks are based on those rl photos anon
that makes no sense

>>51250570
what kind of example does that set for your son?
o wait

>>51250596
Doubt I will have kids but it would be cool to have a son. I would make sure he was super Chad and played sports and never used 4chan. I would tell him about the jews and how women fuck dogs

>>51250529
A quarter of that mans blood is engorging his dong. Its liks an elluvial bottle

>>51250341
I don't know why these filthy kikes need to say the same thing over and over again.

>>51248600
Just use fibs bruh

>>51250147
I'm going to be honest, if my account dips below $4k I'm out on SOXL. But I'm testing "buy when others are fearful". This would be the perfect time to test this strategy. Everyone is a bear, everyone thinks it's over. That to me screams but buy buy

>>51250514
>she
I bet his dick is bigger than yours.

>>51250570
Gotta have money and game. Haven’t figured those out yet.

>>51250514
It is shocking to me that someone who texts as cringe as you is getting laid.

Why is everyone getting laid and Im not? This is absolute bullshit

>>51250801
just be yourself bro

>>51250809
I really really really like this picture

>>51250817
faggot

>>51250694
>>51250694
>>51250694
>>51250694

>>51250857
>that op pic
Fuck off

>>51250801

>>51246102
That is unironically one of the most depressing OP pics I have ever seen. Fucking hell.

>>51250570
larp

Is there a website or software that charts options history? Specifically, I want to be able to see changes in open interest and trading volume in the past. Surely this data is archived somewhere?

FUCK!!!!!

>>51250801
>>51250514
face is busted and the goods are damaged 100% certainty

>>51246123
Buy LEAP puts on QQQ.

>>51246786
SPX 3087
Dec 2022