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My tenant who just moved in couple days ago, said she wants to change the door lock for “safety” and said she’ll pay for it she said after it’s don’t she’ll give it to my agent and then agent will give to me, there was 1 bullet hole on the door I’ve been told I’m just worried,

>> No.51233562

you write like a retard

>> No.51233583

>>51233562
It’s 4chan isn’t it

>> No.51233628

>>51233424
We’ll note all the current bullet holes and make her pay for any new ones before she leaves

>> No.51233826

>>51233562
>>51233583
>>51233628
based

>> No.51233869

>>51233424
first
let her suck your dick
second
if she makes scrambled eggs with cheese well
then yes

>> No.51234024

>>51233869
>if she makes scrambled eggs with cheese well
in my experience this means that she's white liberal and one of those vegetarians who considers eggs to be a vegetable. These people should be avoided.

>> No.51234043

>>51233869
How the fuck does anyone screw up scrambled eggs with cheese
You are an absolute brainlet for thinking this is a culinary achievement

>> No.51234110

>>51234043
the discerning folk of 4chan demand high class cuisine like egg-in-the-hole toast

>> No.51234138

>>51233424
There’s a tiktok going around showing how shady landlords installed shit locks that can be manipulated to get in without the key. I don’t blame her. Nothing to be concerned about.

>> No.51234190

dud im so hight right now

>> No.51234393

>>51234110
egg toast is def superior to scrambled egg cheese nonsense. Scrambled egg cheese nonsense is just a gloppy mound of fat, piled together with contemptuous disregard for excellence, into a formless mass of bland calories. It's gelatinous form and bland substance mirrors that of its creator. Insipid and impossible to venerate except by the very dull and stupid. Egg toast offers a vast landscape of distinct flavors and textures, and must be crafted with at least a barely functional level of skill. The bar is set so very low by egg cheese nonsense that a piece of fucking toast with an egg in it clears the bar like a fucking olympic athlete.

>> No.51235814

>>51234024
I can't even begin to figure out where you got that from. Eggs with cheese is delicious.

>> No.51235935

>>51233424
ENGLISH, NIGGER, I CANNOT READ YOUR POST

>> No.51236049
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51236049

>>51235814
>VAX ID