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How do you waste company time fellow wageslaves?

Just got done shitting at work for the day for 10 minutes.
Gonna take another 3 minutes (give or take) walking to the cooler and filling my bottle, which I will repeat at least 3 times for a total of another 10 minutes.
Then mandated 45 minutes lunch break.
Then another 10 minutes walking around pretending to need files from another floor.
That brings us to a total of 75 minutes of dead time at work.

>> No.51228952

I used to sleep in vacant rooms early mornings when I worked at a hotel for an hour or two. Once the room was listed as vacant on the computer but some dude was still in there, walked in on him sleeping at 6am

>> No.51228977

>>51228928
I'm wfh. MY whole day wastes company time

>> No.51229060

>>51228977
Boss bought new offices 5 years ago and wants everyone at work to make it seem like it was a good investment

>> No.51229070

>>51229060
They sublet out 1/3 if our office space since everyone was happier at home. Might shut down HQ altogether

>> No.51229159

>>51228928
>>51228977
i don't get this shit, do none of your companies have a clock-out timer?

>> No.51229187

>>51228928
>That brings us to a total of 75 minutes of dead time at work.
Based but I'd rather spend that time unpaid at home

>>51228977
Ultra based and same

>> No.51229218

>>51228928
>wagie feels accomplished for 30 minutes of not working (lunch doesn't count)
Ever since I've been salary I've been doing shit like 2 hour lunches and leaving at 2 or 3 pm every day. I will never go back to hourly
>9:30 - 11 work
>11 - 1 lunch
>1 - 3 work
>go home

>> No.51229233

>>51228952
That was me I got walked in on

>> No.51229284

>>51228928
Amateur

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>>51228928
>>51228977
Today is Friday, do you know what that means?
It's Saturday! Good work this week, everyone.

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>>51228928
>>51228977
>>51229060
>>51229159
>>51229218
>>51230085
Can someone tell me what exactly to corporate wages actually do? I only ever see them sitting behind a computer sort of "zoning out" or in the break room getting snacks or playing some game. Can we just admit most corporate jobs are fat that needs to be trimmed?