/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51223735
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,251.025B, 108P = 20.843B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,173.156B, 105P = 20.697B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
https://news.gamestop.com/static-files/69239be2-1b34-444e-b981-ad69b586cedb
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.

>Q2 Earnings report on Sept. 7th

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>51220138
>>51220138
>>51220138
Threaded

Basking in real bread
>51223743
Sneed faggot

WAGMI frens posting in real bread

>>51223735
thank you op for this delicious bread

>51223743
I swear to the devil I will fucking beat you off.

>>51223777
truth is revealed by the digits

WAGMI frens

I love coke

>>51223777
The trips of truth have confirmed

>>51223777
checked and wagmipilled

>>51223777
Checked

Is it possible for eminent domain to apply to securities ownership? That's the only mechanism I could think of besides extralegal goon squads to force CS holders to sell.

>>51223777
Lucky 7's!

>>51223743
To prove you are not literally Ken Griffin in the flesh, post the text that my pic related contains. I’m giving you a (You) as a gesture of good faith, if you fail it is the last one you will receive
>>51223777
checked
>>51223814
>Johann Schnitzelman lives in Bavaria
>he’s never left Europe, nevermind going to the US
>but he has DRS’d several hundred GME shares
How the fuck does eminent domain apply here?

>>51223777
So many digits today

>>51223777
Praise kek! This one's off to a great start WAGMI bros

>>51223735
I'm wondering if the pajeet shills in here use their 'you' money to buy gme, or if they just take it to the local cowshit dealer
Anyone know how to become paid shill? Might as well get paid for being on 4chan

>>51223846
At this point I honestly believe thread splitter is a troll. There is no reason he couldn't just sneed hedgies.
>Johann Schnitzelman
Kek

>>51223846
GME is a US company with a US transfer agent (CS USA). A sufficiently Jewish bureaucrat could make a case that foreign ownership of US stocks is all custodial/beneficial and the true ownership always remains inside the US.

>>51223775
I forgot to mention but it would also be implied that the brokers would have a fiduciary responsibility to get the best price they could for you. If you don't trust your broker it could be argued they may give you a worse price and simply claim that they couldn't get the higher price. At that point you might want to lawyer up.

Having Computer Share as backstop in the event that your broker shits the bed is a nice safety net I think. If you have the kind of tin foil on your head that allows you to believe your broker might do that along with Computer Share as well, then the whole system is probably fucked and it doesn't really matter what happens since everyone's going to be doing Minecraft at that point.

Kek crypto baggies coping hard on the entire board

>>51223868
All this bread and schnitsel talk makes me want a sandwich. Gods how I miss eating bread with things on.
I've been going hard at the gym these last few months so I can be sexy billionaire, and bread makes you not have sixpack.

>>51223815
What is a pinata but a hanging baggie.

>>51223895
>see "kek crypto baggies"
>run and check BTC price
>it's still above 20K

>>51223883
Nordnet takes money for each time people buy stocks, so I have zero belief they will fuck me.
Setting up computershare stuff is such a fucking loop Im not even bothered - and if I sell etoro shares and transfer them somewhere else, I'll have to pay taxes. So I will use etoro to sell during moass and get good money, and have nordnet as 'lottery ticket' shares.
Etoro has each user insured at 1milly dollar, so even if they fuck me over, Ill still get a milly from them which is good, and still have shares on nordnet for lottery tickets.
Do you use jewtoro yourself? Since you know so much about it? They're israeli as well iirc

>>51223939
Yeah it's been hovering around 20k for more than 2 months now. Not really worthy of a kek.

>>51223970
They’re still down big from when they went all in at $61k

>>51223939
yeah.. lmao it's crabbing hard af

>>51224011
checked and kekked
crypto baggies
one share would change your life i pity you

WAGMI

tomorrow gme better be up guys, i'm not playing around here.

>>51224080
WAGMI

>>51224080
Nah, hope it keeps dropping until the 10th. And then continue dropping until the 15th
>paydays bitches

>>51223743
You're fighting dirty using baby pig images for the OP!!

quick someone save him with the ninja frog. we can't afford to lose a baggie bro

>>51224080
Usually we run up into earnings then they bash us down. I don't have a good feeling about this one.

>>51224095

>>51224138
>he hasn't watched the gif

>>51224165
based my fav poster

How we holding up fellas? I bought some of this slight dip. Wish I could buy a few more but might treat myself to just heading out more often. WFH has destroyed my mind, fr fr.

What do you think the people in this photo are up to tonigjt?

An a scale, how likely float lock Sept?

>>51224381
three chicks are probably streaming on twitch via jacuzzi and dude is probably eating an xl pizza to himself, beating off into a sock, then going to sleep

>>51224381
Didn’t know lexplorer was an investor

>>51223895
Everyone is, hoomers in particular. I hope all these stupid cunts who don't see that the writing is on the fucking wall, and somehow believe that we'll enter another major bull run put a fucking gun in their mouths.

>>51224465
I saw a thread the other day asking when the crypto winter will be over
>implying it’s even begun
I cannot wait to see how pink this board gets when the combination of “I’m getting liquidated” and “I could have /madeit/ but I laughed and called them dumb baggies instead” really sets in

>>51224151
Idc about earnings. As long as they dont announce bankruptcy it doesnt matter if earnings are good or not

What are the odds of RC buying more GME after earnings? He probably can't buy before them and they were moved up

>>51224647
we had upwards price movement last earnings announcement

>>51224690
Before earnings is also a quiet period..announcements are more likely to happen afterwards. GME still has a lot more in the chamber.

I hope I get a cool ID

another day another worthless furlong and do nothing raincone

>>51224165
Baited

I'm logging in

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1V8YRJnr4Q

The official theme of tonight's thread

>>51224647
I keep saying this too, but at some point they have to actually turn a profit or they will have to dilute and/or get loans.

>>51224716
I hope to kek that Cohen announces he is buying more GME after this shareholder meeting?

For my money, my bet is the solar flare miraculously only knocks out the hedgies power sources and that will be the catalyst for the MOASS. I know the Sun God will answer my prayers

Ken is a man in Crysis

Crazy how I barely hear about the NFT marketplace in these threads anymore. Really makes you think….

Everyone, Please take your shares behind your local gamestop and proceed to get them pregnant.

Meme magic is real and I'm feelin WAGMI

>>51225035
I was just thinking of that. What happened to the TSLA split comparison chart? I want to update it

>>51225027
hope you're right. enough with the Crab God already

likely float lockage now?

>>51223794
So coke is a swap for gme?

Ok, throw me some numbers

>>51225276
1.8MM

>>51225288
Ok, give me a password

GME IS BREAKING FREE FROM CONTROL

THEY WANT TO CONTROL US AND CANCEL US BUT WE THE CUKTURE GME IS THE CULTURE THEY CANT CANEL THE CULTURE

HILLARY’S FRIENDS ARE ALL ON WALL STREET TRYING TO STOP THE PEOPLE FROM LOVING GOD AND LOVING THEMSELVES TRYING TO RIG THE MONEY LIKE THEY RIG THE ELECTIONS

PEOPLE ARE STRONGER WHEN THEY ARE PLAYING FOR GOD’S TEAM THATS WHY THE PEOPLE CANNOT BE STOPPED GOD CANNOT LOSE

THE CORRUPT WALL STREET PLAYERS IN FHICAGO ARE DESTROYING MY CITY LKKE THEY WANT TO DESTROY HOMES ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH PORNOGRAPHY AND CORRUPT MONEY BUT GME CANNOT BE STOPPED. WE THE PEOPLE DONT GIVE IN TO THE NIKE AND ADIDAS OF THE WORLD

GAMESTOP IS TRYING TO HELP THE FAMILIES AND THE KIDS OF THE WORLD GOD IS DOING GREAT THINGS AT GAMESTOP

THE MEDIA AND HOLLYWOOD WANT TO MAKE GAMESTOP OUT TO BE RHE BAD GUY BUT THE PEOPLE KNOW WHO THE REAL CROOKS ARE

MARK CANT BAN ME HERE MY BLACK VOICE CANT BE SILENCED PRAISE GOD I AM NOT CRAZY THEY WANT TO LABEL ME TO SILENCE ME BUT THEY CANT SILENCE GOD OR DENY HIS WORKS

GME GOING TO SQUEEZE AND THE PEOPLE WILL WIN AND DONDA WILL BE PLAYING IN EVERY HOUSEHOLD

WE HOLDIN FOR THE KIDS WE HOLDIN FOR THE FREEDOM THEY CANT CONTROL US

>>51225325
based ye poster

>>51225323
... my password?

>>51225347
Out with it!

>>51225342
I want to talk with GameStop and get a partnership I want to work to elevate games that’s give kids great memories and keep them safe from the sin in the world GAMESTOP IS DOING GREAT THINGS AND THEY HAVE MY FUKL APPROVAL

LET THE KIDS BE KIDS

>>51223794
Ok I read it all. So when moass?

>>51225370
I'm joining the evil team when this is all over kek

>>51225361
!234567890Pc

Holy shit the Pitt-WVU game is insane

>>51225391
God step in

>>51225361
oralcumshot

>>51225439
oralcumshot?...yeah, that fits...

Hedgie ball busting resumes tomorrow.

>>51225579
Oh yeah, I'm thinking another -3% day

Shills are fast asleep

Gay meme posters have taken over the thread...

>I think it's time for me to head to bed too

Did you guys hear that fucking speech? Entire thing might has well just been a giant neon sign saying MOASS IMMINENT!

>>51223735
So I haven't been following this lately, but doesn't this massive drop after the split basically disprove the whole MOASS theory? I'm still bagholding some but I don't realistically ever expect it to reach moon levels. Is this correct?

>>51225640
>Did you guys hear that fucking speech?
Didn't catch it. QRD?

>>51225662
Pretty much called anyone that has a brain hitler

>>51225640
>>51225662
>QRD?
what he said

WAGMI

>>51225192
definitely a pause button on the GME price discovery.

My fellow Gmericans, over the course of the next several days you will undoubtedly realize that we are taking back our great financial markets (the street of the wall) from the evil hedgies that wish to do us harm and destroy the last remaining refuge of shining light. On Chairman Cohen's order, we have initiated certain fail-safes that shall safeguard the investors from the primary fallout which is slated to occur 11.3 upon the arrest announcement of Mr. Griffin (actionable 11.4). Public riots are being organized in serious numbers in an effort to prevent the arrest and capture of more senior Citadel employees. On Cohen's order, a state of temporary market control will be actioned and special ops carried out. False leaks have been made to retain several within the confines of Manhattan, Chicago, and Miami to prevent extradition and special operator necessity. Rest assured, the safety and well-being of every share, shareholder, and shareholdee of this company is being exhausted in full. However, the atmosphere within the market will unfortunately be divided as so many have fallen for the corrupt and evil narrative that has long been broadcast. We will be initiating the Bagholding Alternative Guidance System (BAGS) during this time in an effort to provide a direct message (avoiding the fake news) to all shareholders. Organizations and/or people that wish to do us harm during this time will be met with swift fury – certain laws have been pre-lifted to provide our great company's military department (we have one) the necessary authority to handle and conduct these operations (at home and abroad).

>>51225325
I've been listening to homecoming lately. Good shit.

>>51225862
Kek. True
>>51225865
>Biden said WAGMI
I wouldn't doubt it at this point, kek he's so mentally far gone

>>51225989
wait I'm retarded I meant I also wanted a QRD
then the obligatory WAGMI

WAGMI

>>51225960
>[PTSDs in Before I Let Go]
Wait, wrong Homecoming.
THEY SAY I'M POSSESSED IT'S AN OMEN
I TARGET 300, DEM KOREANS
300 ANT FRENS, WHERE THE SHARES, KGENS?

it begins

https://www.twitch.tv/clfbro

>>51223743
I'm not playin no game with fuckin pig physics

Shill memo:
You are directed to replace
>An x just flew over my house
with
>Oops there goes an x up over my head oh my oh my
in future shill correspondence. Please acknowledge receipt.

Come on Purdue don’t fuck this up

>>51226117
They fucked it up

Is superior sigil of stars overall better than superior sigil of bloodlust on account of the ferocity buff?

>>51226012
Oh, that's my bad, misunderstood your post.
Would be funny though if he said:
>My fellow American's, the MOASS is upon us
>gifrel his reaction

Now that Brandon has declared civil war, what’s gonna happen to GameStop?

>>51226144
checked fren nw
what did he say though?
I hope it has to do with MOASS at least at not just MAGA

WAGMI

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>51226149
Hope they start hunting gme holders in the US so their shares stay in the pool

>>51226149
We will be protected from it in our Wyoming/Montana mountain cottages watching clown world on our Starlink dishes

>>51226149
>GameShop will secede from the union
>GMERICA is born
It's all starting to make sense

>>51226173
>>>/pol/393515802

fucking lame thread

Biden is literally going to arrest us

I wonder where Kenny is right now

>>51226349
what???

>>51226367
In Miami getting pegged by a ChimpPox positive Haitian

I need gme to moass to start living AAAAA Jamie Cohen abandoned us!! WE ARE DEAD, FUCKING DEAD AAAAAA

>>51226436
He was never even real

>>51226132
Yes, Sneed

>>51226349
I fucking hope so

just got snowrunner, Is it any fun with multiple players?

>>51226349
If Brandon could arrest people for no reason Trump would be in jail right now. He's going to throw a tantrum but that's all.

I'm convinced Ye has a small stake in GME. I hope the goat himself has DRSed those shares and plans to buy more, no cap

Cmon.. He has GAP shares, man has to have a portfolio going and GME fits the portfolio of a children-protecting Christian man

someone give the actual tldr of what the old geezer said please I didn't even know there was a speech. pol isn't helping at all of course

>>51226712
orange man bad

>>51226712
"People have questioned the legitimacy of the government and that means they're terrorists"

kek baggies

>>51226712
Basically said that anyone who voted for Trump is a terrorist.

>>51226818
this but with spooky red background

>>51226910
What an absolute ass clown of a president

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>>51226910
Love how he's got Marines in the background.

>>51226203
won’t us pissant xxx holders just be the new poors

>>51227157
it's the same signal as when the jeeps were used to inaugurate him or the gun salute or why he kept tripping on air force one, he's not actually the president, the military assumed quiet control when China invaded the US

>>51227186
No, it will be like Dubai founders. Everyone is rich

>>51227186
The poorest, most destitute fren in Gmerica will only have four yachts, but we'll enact social programs to help those poor people get by.

I'm not reading any of your stupid fucking comments and I'm... buying more in the morning to get me closer to XXXX.

I'm gonna make it.

>>51227476
id confirms growing the stack ygmi anon

Say a little prayer for our BBBY frens. Whatever intentions and final play, in three weeks now they have been triplerugged. I think their play is legit (although GME is my main play and should be for all) but looks as if its pushed into unknown distance.

>>51227476
gRo00OOOoo0oow

WAGMI

>friend of mine bought me and another fren a copy of alien fireteam elite.
>we're all going to play it over labor day weekend.
Remember, money lets you invest in your future, but good frens will enrich your life.

>>51227671
i don't have any friends because none of them are extreme enough, they're all fucking pussies
so be it

>>51223735
Anon, how are you feeling today?

Moass can only starts after Biden rounds up all racists and homophobes and kills them

>>51227718
not going to get me banned this time for funposting

>>51227542
When we pop off we'll probably pull them along for a while. If they can hang through the turbulence until then they'll probably turn a decent enough profit. At least enough to avoid an hero-ing like half of /smg/ will be doing.

>>51227684
The fireteam circle of frens are pretty chill Christian folk and generally good people who I know from college. I have other echelons of less frenly more extreme friends available who are okay saying NIGGER and FAGGOT but I wouldn't sleep in the same room as those crazy fuckers. They're okay for playing video games but they're more autistic than I am, and I'm a guy who owns multiple waifu oppai mousepads and I swap them around based on my current mood. Suffice it to say, they are very fucking autistic.

Have some CP you frenless fuck.

>>51227750
thank you, I don't go to church anymore because they're all niggerloving goyslop vaxxcattle, I hope God kills them

Are you guys genuinely not worried that Kenny and co. will outlast us being so far into this? He survived 2008, and he's surviving this long into the GS saga. Aren't you worried that the longer this goes on, the more chance of a big chunk of crucial holders will have to sell because we're in a recession? I'm sure he tells himself that "it's only a bunch of redditors after all".

>>51227855
no, not at all

>>51227855
"no"

>>51227855
How is he supposed to outlast me? I'm living my life as I always have, except that I don't buy fast food any more, I buy Gamestop. If anything, this waiting period has made me last LONGER because I'm losing weight and becoming more finance savvy. Meanwhile, Kenny is spending billions of dollars just to keep his head above water.

>>51227855
>amazing, he's held that weight up for an hour. He's shaking and sweating like a waterfall and I saw his knees buckle 3 times but he managed to hold on through it all.
>Clearly he should have no trouble holding it up another hour.

>>51227855
Cost of holding GME: 0%
Cost of borrowing GME: 11.2%

Without going any further in to the actual cost for SHFs in keeping GME down, which I believe is much more than the current borrow rate, these two datapoints proves that it is impossible to outlast the longs as a shorter.

>>51228006
kek modern financial theories

Ok.
Whatever happened to that 90 days (or within 90 days) countdown from the time of the split, then? Where GS could move away from the dtcc and trigger moass themselves, something like that right. So, what happened to that? Still on the table?

The saga is coming to an end bros. Now it is obvious GME is not really separate from AMC or BBBY despite what you cultists wish for.
Either all of them will moon in the next 2 weeks or are all going down to 0.

Spoiler alert:
With j*ws you lose

>>51228006
>The Market Can Remain Retarded Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent
absolutely fucking basic, hedgies

poopoo peepee
today we make it

Don't forget lads; there are over 25000 castles in Germany and some of them are for sale for incredibly reasonable prices.

>>51227855
His survival is irrelevant. The performance of gamestop is irrelevant. All that matters is DRS. Lock the float and moass is on.

>>51228093
Soon you'll need a castle just to survive the dindu hoards.

>>51228101
Good point. How long until it's locked? This earnings possible, or is the hype for the 7th just general hype because muh something is happening?
And is what I mentioned here >>51228018
still a thing do you know?

>>51228107
I for one look forward to pouring boiling oil on the Saracen hoards while forcing the eternal German to bind themselves to me as a serf work force in order to be permitted within the walls of my Motte.

>>51228070
I wish, I took today and Tuesday off so I have an extended labor day weekend.
>>51228093
Maybe for a vacation home but I wouldn't want to live in Germany. Can't praise Hitler or talk shit about jews. You can own guns but the hoops you gotta jump through are ridiculous. Also migrants. I heard they have decent brothels though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YloLUjTVjg

>>51228093
unfortunately, the invention of dynamite and cannons have led to castles (most from the 17th/18th century) looking like big houses without defensive constructions.
https://www.immowelt.de/liste/deutschland/haeuser/kaufen/burg-schloss

>>51228120
Last I read the DTCC changed the rules so gamestop can't do that. It is up to us to do it ourselves via DRS. Earnings is irrelevant, and so far it's always dumped on earnings, whether good news or not. The best policy is just being patient. Don't fall for hype. All that matters in the end is DRS. The moment computer share denies someones DRS request because there's no shares in existence that isn't already registered and accounted for is the oh shit moment for gme and moass.

it is time

>>51228182
>DTCC changed the rules so gamestop can't do that.
I wonder how that'd look in a court of law.
>'My client did not agree to you changing the terms of the contract and yet you did so, why?'
>'Because otherwise I would've lost their service.'
That's what one might call an unreasonable contract or one without due consideration for both sides.

>>51228194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ8l07a4d_0

>>51228199
Not sure on timeline but it was changed early mid 2000s iirc from the DD, don't think they gave members a choice it was just one of their rules that everyone has to cope with

Green in premarket. Bullish I might say

>>51228093
Also interesting DD I've read recently about the fed crashing all the international markets to retain reserve currency status. So the dollar is going to potentially have its own squeeze vs every other currancy. So those castles may come extremely cheaply.

>>51228244
Checked I might add

>>51224011
At least btc will reach its ath again, unlike gme. MOASS never ever.

>>51228194
Here's the gag, it was actually supposed to be accented with blue and red lights together with the white searchlights tying everything into an 'murrican theme but ALL of the news cameras zoomed in so you only saw the red backdrop with the marines at attention. I see what they were trying to do but because of the perspective, Biden unironically rocked fascistic vibes with the speech. If I didn't know any better I'd say they were trying to appeal to those who like that authoritarian aesthetic.

This is like some gag out of an 80's Zucker film. Real Police Squad shit.

>>51224011
BTC is absolutely useless too. Shit tech. If I bought in at 60k I'd be sweating if I still held. Once it finally dies it will only be for the good of the crypto space.

>>51228274
Kek Biden looks lost in that Pic

>>51228107
>>51228123
>hoards

>>51228299
Meant hordes of course but you get the idea.

>>51228274
like at some point during his speech
>Leslie Nielsen as Joe Biden
>"We're putting together a team of investigators with specialists from Isreal to hunt down these bigoted MAGA supporters! We're calling this team, the NAZI organization!"
>National
>Association
of
>Zionist
>Investigators
>"These NAZIs will help us root out those trying to corrupt our nation and put them into concentration camps where they can be re-educated."
>camera pans to a jew tugging at his collar looking nervous
>>51228296
He was actually pretty coherent during his speech. They must have doped him up well for tonight.

>>51228274
they are propagandizing their own people to radicalize them to support trump, it's all a show to reveal how evil the left is, which it is

>>51228409
Somehow the NPCs haven't picked up on the fact that the group yelling about the threat of fascism is using state power to suppress disagreement.

>>51228274
It certainly was some shit.
Honestly though? I think it was intentional. I think his publicity team use Twitter as a 'finger on the pulse' thinking it works like that; saw the Dark Brandon meme and went 'Oh, that'll make him look strong! We should play into that, clearly the zoomers like it.'
Same as previously they've intentionally finagled things to give him a halo through 'coincidental' backlighting to try and appeal to the religious types.

>>51228464
you can't make some people think

>>51228409
>>51228464
Is it even worth making it in this world?

>>51228573
Taking all their money makes it much harder for them to control the NPCs.

>>51228573
yes but mostly so you can pay to avoid niggers and jews

jannies are trannies

>>51228573
more than ever

>>51228360
>"These NAZIs will help us root out those trying to corrupt our nation and put them into concentration camps where they can be re-educated."
KEK

>>51228360
>Leslie Nielsen as Joe Biden
top kek
Or maybe more like the naked kek

>>51228573
I literally looked like this when I was unemployed last summer kek

Ready to get fucked again baggies?

Lads, I was on my home from work today on the train, dozing off in one of those 2+2 traversal seats. The train had stopped to let on more passengers and as the doors opened I suddenly got a feint wooft of the most awful fucking stench, I suspected it must have been from landscapers working on gardens nearby the train station but the train doors closed and the stench would not dissipate. then the rancid stench progressively became stronger and stronger, I looked around my seat seeing nothing remarkable, until I was hit with a powerful wave of the most rancid rotten BO smell I have ever experienced, the door leading to the next train cart had just swung open, a 140kg greasy fat fuck neckbeard with a tattered food stained gamestop t-shirt waddled his way into my train cart. with the seat adjacent seat to mine being the closest available seat, the fat fuck plops his mega fat blob of a body down right next to me, his fat rotten fat folds spilling into me, not only taking up his entire seat and half of mine, but half the train isle was blocked by his obese body. The Stench was so unbearable that my eyes watered and I began to gag, I covered my face with my shirt and coat to try and mask the smell, but it had permeated through all my clothes, I couldn't take the torture anymore so at the very next stop I jumped out of my seat, pushing past his mountains of fat and leaped out of the train gasping for air.
I got home 40 minutes later and I still had his stench on my clothes, during the proceeding 30 minute shower where I vigorously scrubbed my entire body to remove all trace of them I decided that I will now short GME
fuck you

>>51227855
If Melvin Capital hadn't died at our hands already, then I might be concerned. The all powerful facade doesn't really hold up after that.

today i would like to shit my pants

By now everyone’s heard the news that Wall Street was desperate enough to move out their rook in this game. They’re running out of pieces.
I’m referring to the “Dumb Money” movie staring supreme super Jew Seth (((Rogen))) and Hollywood slug Pete Davidson, made to make us look supremely retarded, undoubtedly. Funded by Black Bear Studios which is owned by some ex corporate lawyer last name (((Schwartz))).

>>51229287
That movie is a known issue it wont even be out of pre-production before moass.

>51223743
>51229076
>No one went to his thread, so here he is to kvetch!

>51229166
>He seriously expects people to read his blog

>>51229325
it's amazing how much he lives in these threads

>>51229287
it's alright the animated version will be better

Why is drs bot going down?
Aug 30
>77,014,227
Aug 31
>77,037,303
Sept 1
>77,019,996
Sept 2
>77,000,766

>>51229287
After MOASS we can just make the real, uncensored version whether (((they))) like it or not.

>>51229580
Written and directed by >

>>51229544
It shouldn’t be since there’s no way to remove DRSed shares from its count

>>51229670
trimmed avg. when this changes this changes the count

>>51229544
They sodled...

>51229076
you are clinically retarded

Ken Griffin took out hodlers one by one and that's why there is no more people in this thread, we lost boys. We got too cocky

>>51229753
You are going to be 5-10% more poor today! And again on monday!

>>51229941
Don’t get cocky kid.

kek shills camping the threadies

>>51230015
gotta put that $600m to good use, thats a lot of street shitting you can do for that much

Is /gme/ okay?

>>51229941
don't talk to me about being poor, i just ate two uncooked hotdogs with bread in my lunch break

>>51230041
Not gonna lie, I'm struggling right now. Just gonna sit this 10k in GME shares and stop thinking about markets for a while.

this BBBY pump and dump reminded me thst Ryan Cohen was a Cohen

how could i let that pass by

>still trying to fud the Cohen

>>51230110
9k EOD

Keith post bbby and LRC bags. Is Keith the splitter/ bbby op?

Bbby will be forgotten open and the g me drs will continue until rich
Wagmi

>>51230096
Why didn't you cook them. Are you too poor for water

>>51230096
Bread will make you fat
Do you want to be poor AND fat?

LOL. I can't believe the TOP ecosystem in this WORLD! So-called Yopi Network.

Play AND Earn RPG Games
High staking rewards, up to 66%
Clear and transparent roadmap
The takeover of yopi.network is eminent in the new age technology

LOL. I can't believe the TOP ecosystem in this WORLD! So-called Yopi Network.

>Play AND Earn RPG Games
High staking rewards, up to 66%
Clear and transparent roadmap
The takeover of yopi.network is eminent in the new age technology

>>51230385
>so bullish!

Bros I can't wait to take cold baths with midget former Olympic gymnast thots before pushing them against the floor to ceiling window of my penthouse living room and busting nuts in them.

>>51230110
>formerly $20k
>soon to be $5k

It's die day Friday for baggie shits

>>51230420
You do you I guess

>>51227186
If I hit 100 shares then I'm stopping desu.

>>51225027
BRACE FOR IMPACT

>>51227855
no.
>>51229171
this. Ken redeemed Gabe into the shadow realm, and then needed a $600M infusion to keep his head above water. if anything, time is on /our side/.

>>51230533
I thought that was zig and zag lol

>>51230481
Who cares, I'm quadruple-vaxxed.

Today we start winning

Tuesday we continue winning

>>51230574
-4.7% today, it will be a win because each day we dump, the subsequent day's dump is smaller in comparison to the day before it.

Futures green as fuck. Market never crashing. Gme baggies to $20 by end of month.

NEED AN UPDOOOT ON MY FUTURE MONIES

>>51230653
Never gonna happen baggie

>>51230628
I thought we were going to $16 next week Ranjeet?

>>51230708
You're down over 50% in a year dumb fuck. No sign of the bottom. You have piss poor embarrassing volume.

Shills seem upset today

Good

>>51230718
I've been waiting for them to get it under $80 for a year and a half.

https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/09/02/gamestop-swimming-naked-passion-meme-stock/
Interesting choice of words

>be me
>laughing about gme baggies
>short more gme
>make price go lower
>baggies hate this
>cant stop me
feels good

>>51230778
It was $76 in March of 2022. Where were you lying baggie?

>>51230778
Looking like we'll be there in about two more weeks at the current rate.

>>51230810
In bed with you mother nigger.

>>51230830
Uh oh lying baggot detected. Screenshot your very red average for me baby. I need to cum

>>51230353
the workshop does not have running water as it's outside the city

>>51230367
you can't eat meat without bread

>>51230847
>you can't eat meat without bread
false and homosexual

>>51230793
Oh hi gigachad

>>51230875
jesus fucking christ

>>51223735
dude im getting more and more uncomfy

price is dropping fast and steady

>>51230907
where were you all week

>>51230839
The fact that you know all the movements of a stock you don't hold is not weird at all. I sometimes wonder if theres some kind Stockholm syndrome that happens to people who are paid to push a narrative they don't believe.

>SO BULLISH!

>>51226572
I like it, good game

>>51230920

>The fact that you know all the movements

This stupid fucking retard doesn't even know how to use a 1 year chart. But he thinks he deserves millions.

Ahahahahahahaha

>>51230925
DRS will lock the float faster, so yes.

>>51230941
Keep coping yourself baggie
Only 5+ more years to see if this even works!
Keep hodling comfy comfy fren!

>Once again I’m in this thread to tell random persons on the internet to sell a stock that I’m not interested in
>without any personal financial incentives

Wtf was that $29 scamwick

i've seen two $1 spikes in the last 5 min that instantly disappeared, anyone else see that?

>>51230996
>>51231012
solar packets
disregard
or else

>AMC2 is now below AMC

>>51230995
I simply do not get this there is 100 other boards all with 300 threads each.... Why this particular board & this thread ?
That time would even be better spend masturbating to trannies on /b/ or crying on /r9k/
Or seething on /pol/

>>51230996
Follow spy like a good little doggie. I'm thinking spy -0.2% and feeling a -6/-8% day for memestop!

>>51231046
>HNNNG

>>51230907
I love it too. I don't care if the price goes up or down, so long as we see some volatility. I have nightmares of suffering the eternal crab and almost hit my breaking point this year.
Insert meme of Nicholas Cage having a basket put on his head with a bunch of crabs dropped into it.

>>51231052
It's honestly kind of sad that this is the best they can do.

>>51231079
KEITH ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY KEITHIES

>>51231088
Look how effective drs is baggie!!!!

>>51231052
You are the most entertaining baggies to kek

Also i get paid

>>51231103
Wow you even drew a nice purple line.

>>51231052
This. You expect me to honestly believe that something that would cause me to lose money, something that is legitimately a bad investment, would have a full time staff shitting all over the thread in broken English performing every single point in the COINTELPRO agenda on a 24/7 schedule, while every single other thread on this board remains unmolested?

>>51231125
No they love to kek the baggies.

>>51231125

If anything you've been a fantastic example to all of just how truly fucking retarded anime watchers are.

>>51231154
Fucking kek

>>51231125
>while every single other thread on this board remains unmolested
They're like the trannies of financial advice and /gme/ like children.

Now that there's an ETF just for GME, do you all think that Ryan is going to do anything more like NFT divi? Or is it really all down to 100% DRS of the float now?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x2a1kk/they_created_a_single_stock_etf_for_gme_etfs_have/

Tell us about your favourite Bollywood pics, pajeets

>>51231125
Someone should tell them it really isn't necessary to reset the 24 hour timer so often. Oh well, if it makes them happy and keeps the normgroids away more for me and frens.

>they cant help but confirm our suspicions
They sure hate anime on a website made for anime

>>51231179
So what your saying is they are drag queens at story hour?

>>51231179
>/gme/ like children
Now youre on to something baggie

>>51231191
I think it's the 19th because meme magic predicted it, and also why would the movie get announced if the hebraic financiers weren't aware of when this would end? Do you really think they'd pony up the big bucks for a movie production just about the sneeze to 500?

>>51231192
I really like this one. Where the white echochamber realizes their about to hit a fucking iceberg and sink into the ocean! They've already lost 50% of their treasure.

>>51231209
I'm saying they're like gay catholic priests. And also regular catholic priests.

>>51231125
Yeah I think I’m gonna buy more

>>51231248
>no more half measures

>>51231231
Hahahaha what a metaphor from the baggies

>>51231260
>no more half_moths

Can they drop this to $20 already? I want to giga slurp.

>>51231191

I think RC intended the split divvie as a killmove. But DTCC basterds fucked him and did not execute according to explicit GME wishes. RC now have a couple of options, i think most of which we dont know. One way is waiting for high DRS %. Its legally more prudent. Another is something like NFT divvie. Its a faster and more surefire way of fucking up hedgies, but probably not ideal as the entire moass then hangs on this one cause, and he may get legally fucked. THere is legal precedence of NFT divvie, but not of causing a moass in this way.

I dont think he will intervene that strongly. They will keep developing Gamestop, give hedgies small cuts by bolstering fundamentals case. Meanwhile DRS fills up, while broader market shits itself. There are microtrends up and down, but broader trend is in one direction only. Hedgies getting slowly cornered.

>>51231267
>this makes you a criminal

>>51231305
>this makes you a criminal
I prefer financial terrorist

>https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x3b6tl/effective_september_02_2022_citadel_equity_fund/
When Lehman Bros got added as a sponsored member of the government securities division in 2008, the entire stock market shat the bed eight days later.
>https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x3q8wk/entering_the_superbubbles_final_act_jeremy/
More spicy information, long read but a good one

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>51223777
CHECKEDDD!!!

>>51231339
>Yuum ID
Yum indeed

>>51231276
>They will keep developing Gamestop, give hedgies small cuts by bolstering fundamentals case. Meanwhile DRS fills up, while broader market shits itself. There are microtrends up and down, but broader trend is in one direction only. Hedgies getting slowly cornered.
I get the feeling that this will be the way as well. I wish there was a faster solution though.

>>51227066
checked

>>51231339
>old
kek trannies

>>51231387
The IMX deal coming soon, Microsoft delaying the next COD, buying Activision and folding D4 / WOW into the NFT market, yeah when the market comes out proper it's going to be a wild thing, until then I am literally laughing at (((them)))

>405
kek sneedies

>suddenly green

>Poomp it

>>51231387
Ftd bomba.

>>51231458
>spy following GME’s upswing with a 2 min delay

Sasuga Plungie-sama

>>51231458
>>51231472
Kek noticies frenlies

>>51231387

Yeah, i do think however they will not (nor does have to) wait for DRS 100%, and they can do things to make journey a little bit more interesting. Absolute worstcase for 100% DRS is to sit and wait for August 2023. I dont think that will be necessary.

Tbh i dont think they have plan for exactly when to attempt killmove (again?). A poor market would help alot to remove hedgie liquidity. But they probably dont wanna risk it without having good prep, as they dont have that many possible moves or surprises up sleeve. Its safer for them in every way to wait for higher DRS %.

The only limit they have is ape morale. They probably keep eye on that. THrowing them some bones. Market is not 100% ready for broad useful NFT reception but its coming. Hedgies should probably attempt some moves before NFT-gaming and such gets too far along, as they would be at the very best case (for them) bagholding expensive shorts forever then.

>>51231516
Agreed. Death by a thousand cuts. Splivvy, ftds, drs etc..

>>51231516
Kek reddit-spacing-ies

ive been busy playing outside after work and haven't really checked the news or price action. my tummy feels good and all the voices in my head tell me we're gonna make it! make sure you're living good now before the tendies rain on your accounts

>>51231532
>>51231532
>>51231532
Threaded.

>>51227066
Checked.

>>51229482
Very nice.

Good morning, frens.

>>51231103
Funny
The start of that purple line is the exact time citadel borrowed 600 milly, so why does an mm cash infusion cause.such a noticeable decline, why exactly do they want to control so price so blatantly, what does this imply
When your market maker doing well means companies start struggling what the hell kind or market is that, the health of the market tied directly to market makers failing? Isnt that a parasitic relationship?

>>51231426
>>51231516
Based

>>51231450
I know you're trying to cut them off and transition, but get some BALLS and copy the entire post number. You don't even have to use a single chevron kek.

joe biden is an old annoying nigget

Selling half of my stack today.

Don’t have much to offer here, all the information I was privy too has passed. We are still under the impression the point of no return has been crossed. This ends this month one way or another. The reason I am posting is, did any of you notice the president and multiple blue chip twitters tweeting one word? Fidelity tweeted “stonks” for example. Go look how many you can find (MSFT, nasa, cnn (who fucked up the basic assignment)…
Hmmm almost like a signal. Hope is as obvious to you all as it is to me, that you have made a fantastic investment, and will be rewarded in the end. Good luck. Peace be upon you