/biz/ - Business & Finance

>HI I'm Count Dracula
>Welcome to my castle
>Tonight's special is soup and bugs
>LMAO

OK. Who thought this was a.good idea

>>51227405
The Dark Brandon Rises
It's over for chuds

i'm liking this evil brandon arc

Just from the chud seethe I know democrats are winning "Bigly" in november.

>>51227465

Great post. I'm sure your mom is proud

Fuck you all I'm going to bed.
I'll see you later.

Where is the crash bobo bros?
I shorted the nsdq yesterday and now im losing money

So is this guy going to start seizing the bank accounts and investments of everyone who didn't vote for him? He quite literally just declared all Trump voters as extremist terrorists, which means everyone is now subject to terrorist financing laws that let the government arbitrarily seize your assets. What are my options here? Metals and crypto?

Yes, this is /biz/ and /smg/ related.

>>51227540
I'm sure he doesn't mean is and is just announcing that they're going to start running campaign ads.

>>51227556
He spent the last several weeks making bizarre and inappropriate comments about using the military to bomb Americans. I think he means it.

>>51227540
Vote Joe Biden or be purged

>>51227540

His administration would probably love to do something like that. Luckily for us they are too incompetent to pull that off.

They are clowns. No one is taking them seriously

>>51227592

He's a lame duck and his real approval ratings are probably barely above 30. The midterms haven't even happened yet. The Democrats are toothless and can't cheat in 435 Comgressional districts.

I think the Democrats are headed for an historic defeat in November

considering I used to be pretty dialed into politics, checking out entirely has made dumb shit like this pretty amusing when it filters through to this board. it must be an absolute hellscape out there in normie world

What is /biz/ opinion of ARKG?

Do I buy GUSH today or wait until after Monday?

>Futures

>>51227598
Every admin would love to pull off something like that. Let's be real here

>>51227670
Yea I haven't decided yet either...

VOO or VTI?

>>51227709
VTI - small caps matters

>>51227667
Dont like active management and vv expensive

Is there any argument to not maxing out Roth IRA and contributing just to brokerage assuming lower tax brackets?

we bussin tomorrow?

Fuck off back to /pol/ incels. This is /smg/

Rangebound bullshit. Shit the bed already

>>51227740
Like the fees are too expensive?

>>51227823
Watch his address, faggot. It's going to become the dominant factor for equities as the election approaches.

Please don't make me FOMO into Party fucking City today.

>>51227884
He would have to make specific statements regarding intentions for economic policy to move markets. Those addresses are normally just rhetoric with limited material content.

oil bros....we pumpin

>>51227934
No, I really think you should watch it. He's gone full retard this time. It's very likely he's going to start arresting a lot of political opponents based on what he said.

What did Biden actually say?

>>51227993
he said that the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

>>51227965

Dude. Biden is super clown. Even far left CNN had a problem with this speech. He has no support and no mandate. The Democrats will lose the midterms badly.

There is no mandate or any support for Biden to pull off the bullshit you are suggesting.

Yeah, I want a million dollar mansion and a bug titty asian wife. Doesn't mean it's going to happen.

>>51228017
What does losing the midterms actually mean? Sorry I don’t into politics

>>51227405
shit writes itself.

>>51228047

The midterm elections determine which political party will control congress. If the Democrats lose badly, it means they can't pass any more trillion dollar spending bills. They also can't pass any stupid laws. Etc etc.

It means Biden will lose most of his power and authority

>>51227361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTPvg3A-u0Q

>>51228047
usa is having an election for congress

>Don't look at market for a week or two since other area of life requires a lot more focus
>SIGA shits itself
Please go back up, c'mon

>>51227667
cathie isnt getting the inside scoops anymore, she needs to up her BJ game

>>51227361
How do i long taylorflation?

>>51227361
I've seen a bunch of people talk about us getting into a depression real soon. Economists, real estate agents, finance youtubers and even MSM are talking about it lately.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/chinas-top-developer-slides-rapidly-severe-depression-property-crisis-worsens

The fuck is going on here???

>>51228103
cases are peaking, i think its done
but my only trade on it is selling a couple puts a month ago, so what do I know

>>51228156
>recessions historically every 7 years
>wE sMaRttt now, jUsT pRinT MoRe
>inflate everything
>some random crises
>…
>depression

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHORT, MY PRETTIES, SHORT FOR YOUR LIVES

>>51228454
Well shit, we really are getting into a depression soon huh?

https://youtu.be/qlSxPouPCIM

>>51227667

>>51227965
Biden is being set up as the fall guy, next election Donald Pump will be back and we are all getting rich

>>51228515
we have in EU, US, ASIA both major economic and political problems, the upcoming Great Depression 2.0 of the 21st century will be so widespread that you wish you're back in 1929 anon...

creeping red a little bit

>>51228729
I'm ready

Just kidding, it's still me.

Does anyone want to come to the Nostro Bistro with me?

how the fuck do i make it. tell me. are rate hike merely a temporary setback or is it over?

>>51228819
It's only just begun to be over.

HOW FUCKED ARE MY NQ=F shorts bros

>>51228819
The same way you always make it. Buy for life. Accumulate more shares weekly. Don't listen to doomers. Their sky is always falling

>>51228853
Ok boomer

Just fapped to a BBC compilation video.

Short the market today.

I'm shorting fast food chains in California

https://twitter.com/FortuneMagazine/status/1565441783764508676

Is the financial system collapsing yet?

I am balls deep in financial sector shorts

>>51228907

Soon all the wagies will be replaced by automation

>>51228907
>NOOOO WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY OUR WAGIES MORE FOR OUR OVERPRICED GOYSLOP IT'S NOT FAIR THIS HURTS EVERYONE!!!!
i hope goyslop companies go under

>>51228949
Not until we get the Great Depression sequel I reckon

>>51228907
If Chik Fil A ever goes public I will go all in. I will max out my margin, buy LEAPs, etc. The day of the chicken is near.

Oilers I am sorry. I am buying today.

Almost forgot to post this little nugget. Remember when anons talked about Chinese cities going on lockdowns again? Yeah...

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1565572804732395520

>>51229039
>again
that never stopped happening though

>>51228847
Hodl!

>>51229035
Oil monopoly in Russia meow, many dead oligarchs. Great game of chess. I had fun.

>>51229039

>that NPC sweeping when there’s a run on food

KEK

>>51229039
Why are they being locked down? There a reason?

>>51229051

KGB is getting sloppy. Tossing an oil oligarch from a window is not very subtle

>>51229110
He honestly could have gone crazy on meds

soxl may touch 11 today

>>51229122

Sure buddy it was his “meds”

>>51229110
I don't think it's supposed to be subtle. It's likely a warning for other oligarchs

premarket is looking gay. i dont feel like playing today,.

>>51227405
Red is a power color. Based power move.

>>51229158

Well played KGBniggers

>>51229107
They have 3 critical care beds per 100k compared to 34.5 critical care beds per 100k in the US. Their vaccines don't work. Their population is old. Their choices are keep doing lockdowns or millions dead and probable societal collapse and losing their power (which is the worst thing for them).

can someone explain to me how this happens??+

i buy 3x etf. the price goes up 3 dollariduus. then comes down to breakeven. then is up 1 dollariduu and if i sell here i am only breaking even???
i should be up the one dollar per share. is this the dreaded chop chop that the one anon memes about?

>>51229107
some schizo poster said it was preparing the people for war.

i think its just to hurt the west regardless how it affects their own chings and chongs

>>51229229

Seems like everyone is positioned for conflict in that region.

>>51227801
Can these guys jerk off with their trunks?
Apparently they're intelligent

>>51229182
Very well played indeed.

>Splat

uranium

>europe blackouts
>with tens of millions of africans
Imagine being European right now

Spx run up to 4000 during the day, dump back to 3900 by Monday.

What do you think?

>>51227792
Yes, you could argue if the market stays flat to down for the majority of your life that it is a better decision to just take the tax cut on profits

>>51229294
Yup

>>51229294
*Tuesday, I'm retarded sorry.
Probably a nasty sour hour after institutions reload puts/shorts.

>>51227540
No one takes him seriously lmao

>>51228837
Picrel is me. Chopped a $75k account to $30k in 6 months. I'm down but not out

>>51229371
On an unrelated note, shill me some good companies I can park my $30k in and sell covered calls on and not have to worry about buying to close at a loss? NVDA if it keeps dropping is what I'm thinking. PLUG too but the financials are utter shit and are most likely not even legit as stated. But that doesn't matter in clown world does it?

>>51227670
Ill meet her halfway
She can do my laundry

>>51229282
They might just leave as soon as it gets too cold for their liking. Blacks hate it when the weather freezes over.

>>51227592
>>old man makes fun of you for your reasoning behind needing guns
>noooo!!! he gonna literally heckin kill everyone is what he said!! its so bizarre!!
kek only in america can people be this retarded. & just for your information your police force has been allowed to seize your assets at any time of day for no reason at all, have been doing it since forever, and none of you gun owning cucks have ever done anything about it

>>51229216
>constant liquidity trap

Most of the shit about daily resets of leveraged ETF's (for the big ones) are negligible to us retail cucks because buyers and sellers have a way larger impact on it, to the point some days it won't come close to hitting the 3x and some days it will exceed the 3x.

Playing 3x ETF's the "correct" way (daily) is for hedgies. If you want to make money off them play them like they're a poor mans options and go at least weekly or monthly with them.

Today looks like a day to resupply puts. Ty mm mumu for this opportunity you bring to me

>>51227993
Verbatim
>if only you knew, you know, the thing.

SOXSbros, how are we doing today?

>>51229308
>>51229294
gamma exposure moved higher yesterday for the first time since the negative streak started, but is still very negative
put to call ratios are a wash, leaning overly bearish
FTSE higher, DAX higher
DXY lower
10yr 0.7 bp lower / stable
oil higher
I think it all depends on nonfarm payroll at 8:30
if it's very, very good - it is possible that the market finally would see it as bullish, that we are getting the soft landing - but also possible it's viewed as Fed has to be more aggressive
if it's very, very bad - it is possible that the market would see it as bullish, that the Fed can not be as aggressive - I don't think a very bad report would be seen as bearish
If it's as expected, I don't see it moving expectations that much
if we rise today, people will want to derisk over a 3 day weekend, but I think we will still rise on Tuesday (if we are green / finish green today)
if we dump today, then we'll dump on Tuesday too
a lot of sectors oversold, possible (short lived) relief rally
or flushdown - one or the other

>>51229489
you will beclown yourselves

>>51229455
Weeks of crabbing will kill all gains

>>51229455
okay good to know. yeah a few of the big moves could have been good holds for few weeks.

>>51229537
You don't have to go long on these etfs.

>>51229417
you want a safe bet to park your money and the only idea you have is to put it into a overvalued high beta cyclical growth stock in a recessionary environment?

Is it over?

>>51229417
>PLUG
i'm amazed people still buy into a company that readily admits their prior two years of financial statements may have been false

buy PRTY or BBW. short the $3 calls on PRTY or the $20 calls on BBW.

>>51229595
Only if it's P/E ratio gets chopped in half in the coming months. Buying and selling NVDA during the Q2 earnings has been one of my only successful plays this year. And I like the volume and bid/ask spreads on the options chain. I basically only lose money due to emotional revenge trading where I lock in losses and then yolo 100 long puts or calls because I'm a schizo /pol/ doomsday better. I went long 30k of vix calls, watched them increase in value to $40k in a day, didn't take the profit, and instead locked in a $10k loss the next day. Looking to stop being a doomer investor and battle back the right way

>>51229675
>PLUG
The public accountant in me says to stay far away from plug. But does FA even matter anymore?

My brain says buy puts
But the inverse 4chan strat is to buy leaps today
See ya guys in june 2023

>>51227908
I like Paw Patrol, so I've been a Party City man for a long time. Now that I'm a Party City stockholder the employees greet me by name when I enter the store and ask me if I need any Paw Patrol supplies for the next birthday party.
Yesterday I made my weekly trip to Party City and the pretty Hispanic girl at the register, Angelina, said she had something new to show me. She took me into the office and let me sit in the manager's chair.
"Don't move, sir. I'll be right back."
When she returned she had a new employee with her, a surprisingly clean Somali girl of about eighteen. Angelina took off her shit and revealed a massive pair of gravity-defying breasts. She slapped the Somali girl on the left breast and yelled something in her language. The Somali—her name is Aamiina— took her shirt off as well. She had small, perky breasts, and once she was topless she produced a Paw Patrol party hat and put it on my head.
Angelina swept a bunch of unpaid invoices onto the floor. "Who do you want on the desk?"
I pointed at Aamiina.
All of a sudden I was fucking Angelina from behind while Angelina pleasured Aamiina with her mouth. Despite being Muslim, Aamiina's family had not removed her clitoris. She was enjoying Angelina's tongue and started screaming for the Prophet Mohamed as she climaxed. Pressure started building in my balls and the base of my cock and I could tell I was getting close. After Aaniina's orgasm Angelina grabbed her pants off the floor and found a pocket-sized Quran. Then she got on her knees. Aamiina pushed Angelina's tits together while Angelina held the Quran open on top of her tits. I screamed as ropes of cum covered Angelina, Aamiina, and the Quran. Then I used the Quran to wipe my cock. Party City has a thermostat policy to protect profits for shareholders, so I also used it to wipe the sweat from the crack of my ass.
Party City gives investors great value and has immeasurable intangible upside. See you on the moon!

I hate women except for Taylor

>dead thread

what do they mean by this?

>>51229813
Lots of bear and bull folder organization going on to prepare for the 8:30 golden _______ run.

So... SPY 405 today?

>>51229730
oh I agree that FA is irrelevant, but being long PLUG isn't contrarian enough for it to be an interesting long for me. Not enough bears care to short it and not enough bulls to really drive it upwards in the long term.

keep in mind i've traded NKLA before knowing full well all the dumb shit/fraud they've done purely as a contrarian play, but it's not a stock I would hold to sell CCs on.

>>51227937
Esto es un chico.

>be stupid enough to buy thermostat connected to the internet.
>they lock your thermostat remotely and you are somehow shocked

>>51229845
I think the only case we see a big move today is if there is a very large miss in either the nonfarm or the hourly earnings data. That would be (somewhat) bullish because it would imply the fed could be less aggressive since everything is slowing down and getting bad on its own.

>>51229213
>or millions dead and probable societal collapse and losing their power

>he still believes covid is real

>>51229849
My current play is to sit on the cash and sell a SINGLE 15 Delta neutral SPY short strangle that is 40-45 days out, and will adjust the deltas at regular weekly intervals. I have had some success with this, but I smoke myself stupid and blow my margin too early at every intraday price movement. So the new plan is to adjust my deltas to neutral at set intervals either by selling another put or call, or by buying/selling the underlying to get to neutral. Not wasting my margin too early is key and where I have fallen short all year.

>>51229895
My thesis when i bought them was 390 resistance + non farm being good + oversold giga red line straight down with no bounce + assraping all the retail tards that stacked weekly puts.

I think we test 400 atleast today and it's probably when I dump the calls I got yesterday (I have some soxl calls too)

I think nonfarm payrolls will beat forecasts. How do I profit from this?

>>51229929
By buying at 390 SPY yesterday before the (((chosen))) people got the report leaked to them and rallied spy over 1.5% in two hours

>>51229919
I don't think it's a bad play. We are headed into a holiday weekend so the usual direction is up with the vix dropping. Not to mention we've dropped about 7% since last Friday.

>>51229944
>got the report leaked to them and rallied spy over 1.5% in two hours
I bought 100 puts all the way up and closed at a big loss. Faggots

WHO IS BUYING?!?!

WHO??

WHOOO???

No leak, the lows yesterday were a natural place to cover going into jobs and holiday weekend.

>>51229960
I was screaming bear the whole month long rally and had zero long positions the last month. My pivot target was 390-395 but I'm going to close most of it out today and sit on cash for a while probably.

I hope dips again next well and I'll go bull again. 9/12 CPI should have inflation down and we rally on that but I'm thinking probably crab till then

>>51229960
yeah I closed my short positions yesterday based solely on it being a 3 day weekend

I expect most bears don't feel comfortable holding onto a short position over that period, so I expected some shorts covering yesterday and more today

30 seconds

>>51229983
i started wageslaving last week and im going to be buying $1k-$2k cad every 2 weeks nonstop

Slight drop in earnings, in line jobs.

Goddammit look at that green candle.. I'm going to make some money

PUMP IT

ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOO? OOOO.

dont you find it odd the way securities and options find their prices. there is a kind of equilibrium with algos almost as though these various firms use the same programs. resonant frequency. in this competition eventually consensus and equilibrium must be reached. mean reversion. i am beginning to understand the deeper complexity

>>51230006
>meme lines
>it was obvious

Post your calls then?

G7 agreed on a Russian oil price cap. I'm not sure what the play is, but Russia didn't want this.

>>51229813
im going to the store sorry

Why is gas pumping but EQNR not? European plans for gas caps?

Sold last week just wondering if i should enter again

sell

>unemployment up 0.02%
bobros... it's over, rate hikes will never happen again

4K HERE WE COME

when theres a pump immediately when a report is released, who is pumping it? algos ready to hit buy depending on the report or some shit?

>good jobs report
>raise it 100 basis pts

Sell the rip

>>51230092
It's all just a big game of chicken. Stop loss hunting, pushing narratives on retail. Getting people greedy as fuck in one direction and then turning the car around and leaving them with bags. If you follow the trend too long you are going to get burnt. We aren't going to ATH until atleast mid 2023

IT'S THE MELTUP IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!

>>51230117
yes
they have it all already calculated, if the report drops and says X, then do Y, if the report drops and says A, but B happens in C market, then do D
sometimes it is also to take profits on confirmation of data expected, which is why you can see a bear trap

>>51230092
Aladdin is antiquated surface company tier. Pty Ltd calls for thee but you must find your own way. While wearing this blindfold.

>>51230138
i feel it too

>>51230092
Ever notice how when you martingale into long calls or long puts the "mean reversion" pullback or rally always somehow seems to stall exactly at your cost basis. The algo knows to not move the underlying any further or else your position goes green. So when you are over leveraged and they give you that exit opportunity to break even but you don't sell because you want a small profit and then the algo moves the underlying the other way to fuck you over. I have noticed they will give you profit if you are not over leveraged. I think the algos use complex "if" statements to check the position deltas of accounts that are over leveraged and then specifically move the underlying to fuck those guys. The question is how many guys are over leveraged at any given time and are they all over leveraged with the same directional deltas? Sure seems like the market maker specifically comes for my positions. How can a small account like me move the market? Or does the market maker look for human players to fuck over and will allow algo bots to trade regularly? Yes I'm a schizo

WE'RE PUMPING
BUY BUY BUY

>>51230173
yeah it sucks you're literally not allowed to hold stupid amounts of something that pumps hard. It can't pump until you have a moderate position

recession cancelled, get fucked bobo

>>51230173
It is worth noting here two things. Options are low liquidity products. And two, they are for a 100 shares at a time. Your position may not cost a lot, but it can be representative of a considerable amount of underlying shares.

>>51230193
>>51230156
2 more weeks for the meltup

>>51230193

>>51230131
Good call. I don't see anything in the numbers that's going to stop Jay Hawkell.

lol, that whole market pump-n-dump

and we're back to dumping

>>51230126
This, good jobs numbers are bad retards.

>>51230173
I'm always overleveraged and I martingale options with margin. Been doing it all year and I'll never blow up because I'm not retarded but I wouldn't recommend it for others. I think the best strategy is to do this with a fixed amount of $ (let's say 10,000) that you don't have any fear about and withdraw money as you go.

>>51230191
Is there any logic to playing like the market makers as a small retail guy? Meaning should I hedge to delta neutral with the underlying? Is there money to be made that way for retail baggies? Seems like a lot of extra steps involved to maybe break even. The market makers make money this way by toying with the retail baggie's emotions and causing them to make stupid moves like lock in losses unnecessarily vs being patient and holding your calls for multiple days. I'm so blackpilled for blowing up my account. But I will battle back. I'm in this for the long haul

why are we pumping again?

>>51230173
You need to look deeper into options and their pricing before you spend anymore money on them. There is an expected move priced into the option.

Uh oh, climbing back down. Guess Brandon doesn't want us green today and enjoy the 3-day weekend.

>>51230185
buy what

>>51230209
>Your position may not cost a lot, but it can be representative of a considerable amount of underlying shares.
And the market maker knows how many shares I can actually buy with my account value and the algo checks to see if my option positions are representative of that amount of shares, and if Im on the hook for more shares than I can handle, then I'm fucked.

>>51230255

>>51230238
>>51230240
Vix is down bigly. We are green as fuck today that was just algos taking profit when it touched 400

>>51230282
ooo damn, they are taking the long weekend out of premium, yeah shits and poops will close up 100pts

>>51230248
I do this all the time. Flattening deltas is a nice way to give yourself more time, and more profit. For me the whole point of options is to have a position you can actually defend beyond stopping out.

>>51230256
I'm aware of all that. The sudden shift in IV this week fucked me on short puts and I was too leveraged to martingale safely and when the underlying approaches the short put strike price with 40 days left and I'm 100% down on the position, you just have to take the loss and live to trade another day. Which would be fine for me if I didn't emotionally revenge trade by buying 100 puts because I'm schizoing out and can't control my emotions.

can't wait for it to test the 408 area and get rejected and cause even more pain

>>51230289
always sell into a long weekend.

>>51230300
I guess what I'm asking is what's the benefit to hedging with the underlying vs hedging with another put or call? Vs not fucking with options at all and just going long shares or swing trading long shares? I'm starting to suspect the only guys winning in the options game are the brokers collecting $0.65 a contract. My dad built a 7 figure portfolio swing trading long shares and having long term holdings. I'm blowing that up with short calls and short puts that would be fine if I just controlled my margin better. And not being an emotional revenge trader with my long calls/puts

>>51230258
wrong, it's going to be a neon green friday, courtesy of brandon and his minion jay jay powell

>>51230314
I see. It seems you already know everything you need to succeed, you just need to master your emotions. I'm in the same boat, it's a never ending battle, the larger your positions get the bigger the emotional battle. Just learn from your mistakes, that's the best we can do sometimes.

-56.89% -160,287.06 on current holdings
realized about $3200 in gains this year
no losses realized
i don't know how to feel about this considering interest rates are going up for the foreseeable future

>>51230314
Gotta be more patient with how/when you allocate your money and have a thesis and how much time you need for it to happen. If you are doing this you shouldn't have stop-losses set. I've had $600 SQQQ calls go to $180 and then back to $800 before that still had 30dte on them

>>51229294
Institutional short covering into the long weekend causes retail to FOMO in. Then Chewsday or Wednesday, the assfucking resumes

>>51230247
I know the pros say martingaling isn't a strategy. But it is. It's an art, not a science. I have found that I'm pretty good at it with swing trading long calls and puts if I just keep it to a set limit and take a small stop loss if need be. But when I smoke weed I always decide my TA is right and then yolo more than I should and then don't have the stones to hold those positions overnight and lock in the loss at the end of the day. Yesterday was a perfect example of me whooping ass all day and then not believing the afternoon run up would continue into close. So I yoloed 100 puts because fuck it why not? And you know how that turned out

BOBROS DAMAGE REPORT

>>51230408
I'm going to watch 50 spy puts expire worthless today... Should probably just sell them and roll them into like 10 puts or something,

WTFWT!!

US non farm payroll numbers
Prev 526k
Expected 300k
Actual 315k

US private non farm payroll numbers
Prev 477k
Expected 300k
Actual 308k

>>51230408
Still deep in the green because my entry doesn‘t suck dick. We‘ll continue dumping next week.

I asked this a few days ago but none of you retards responded because you were too busy acting like redditors.

I found Powell's chair.

https://www.humanscale.com/products/product-buy.cfm?group=FreedomTaskChairWithHeadrest&cjevent=9e5b8deb2abe11ed801660340a82b820&cjdata=MXxOfDB8WXww

>>51230382
Then when you sit back and think about how you chopped an account in half and what you could have done with that money instead of fucking around with puts and calls it just adds to the emotional battle. But yea I think step 1 is to stop smoking weed for me. It used to help, now it hurts. I know I have it in me to succeed. We all do

>>51230408
I'm currently shorting GBPUSD bros and I'm in profit - it's pretty chill actually. It's a fake pump on SPY. Just wait until the market opens.

>>51230402
You can't let emotion or fear have any say in your options trading or you should disable that shit right now. Revenge trading is terrible. Shorting the bottom is terrible

>>51230393
>I've had $600 SQQQ calls go to $180 and then back to $800 before that still had 30dte on them
I can handle the emotions with that price movement when it's 1 $600 call or put. Not when it's 100 and it's my entire portfolio. That's the retarded shit I get myself into

>>51230462
gbpusd has been the easiest short of a lifetime

>>51230445
>eceleb worshipping fed chairs

>>51230445
It looks sleek but does the comfy match the price?

WE WATCHED

WE LEARNED

Holy fuck
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/g-7-agree-russian-oil-price-cap-scheme

>>51230464
>You can't let emotion or fear have any say in your options trading
Starting today I am a changed man

Looks like all the early Wednesday shorts are going to be taken out.

>>51228907
>Liquidate cashiers, liquidate frycooks, liquidate the franchisees, liquidate fast food. It will purge the rottenness out of the digestive system. High costs of burgers and high calories will come down. People will work harder, live a more moral life. Value menus will be adjusted, and enterprising In-N-Outers will pick up from less Christian people.

>>51230482
bullish for Russian oil revenue and probably oil in general

>>51230467
Tbh sounds like you are taking way to much risk (and I'm a guy that uses margin to buy options). You are trying to do too much too fast. I never have more than 10% of my portfolio in one option and the whole point of martingale is you start with just a couple contracts and then if it moves 30% down or whatever you double down

BOOM BABY ALWAYS BUY THE DIP
GREEN DAY GREEN WEEK GREEN MONTH GREEN LIFE
FUCK YOU SCHIZO BEARFURRIES

>>51230507
If they put a price cap on russian oil, the Russians will just stop selling to them. That'd be around 3 million barrels per day off the market.

>>51230482
>The idea behind this price cap is to permit countries that have not imposed import bans to buy Russian oil as long as it is priced at or below a predetermined price.
The fuck is the point of this retardation? Weren't those countries already buying it cheaper?

>>51230516
this is the company you keep mumutards

Which calls do I buy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>51230515
Also just do it on indexes unless you realllllyy understand a company. If you have a wrong thesis on a company you are fucked and martingale doesn't work. On indexes there is always going to be a reversion eventually unless you are a total tard and short the bottom or call the top of a month long run

>>51230537
I wouldnt have it any other way

OIL.

>>51230542
BBBY

>>51230359
Even though I can, I rarely trade naked options. I have two strangles going right now and that's it for nakeds. With the underlying you can fine tune your delta exposure and there is in my opinion less risk of losing money on it. I find I tend tomanage delta earlier and for less cost by using the underlying than by throwing more long contracts at the trade. It really comes down to what you feel comfortable doing. If you are getting chopped up right now try going to verticals/spreads instead of nakeds, If the trade goes your way roll your short strike up/down chasing price, to adjust delta exposure in your favor as the trade goes your way, if it goes against you take on underlying to hedge your way out to profit, but do it early.

I bought the MDB dip, biz.
Wish me luck.

>>51230549
based price cap retards gonna pump our bags

Oh, so the cap is just political posturing and won't have any effect.

>>51230515
>sounds like you are taking way to much risk
>You are trying to do too much too fast.
For sure I am. I'm trying to force my portfolio back to its December 2021 value vs accepting what it is and battling back the right way. I already know the answer, I just don't do it because of reasons and such

stinky bobos getting rugged again

>>51230560
Hahahaha

>>51230560
I thought Russian oil was nothing compared to the overall production

>>51230520
G7 isn't the global market
Price caps create shortages
Oil price will increase from this
Russia will sell to china or india as they have been already
Their revenue has gone up substantially since NATO has tried to freeze their exports unsuccessfully
Damn I almost wish I was still in oil

>>51230560
They've agreed that it is their "joint political intention to finalize and implement" a price cap.

>>51230560
We are run by retards so me might as well make a lil coosh along the way

Why is Macron involved with the Iran oil deal? He should be busy servicing BBC instead.

>>51230590
>G7 isn't the global market
Which is why this is retarded. They're going to try and put a cap on the price of Russian oil to like $60 per barrel and there's no guarantee anyone else follows this. And with how tensions are with China, I doubt China would give them this win.

Anyways, the direction is down. Check the meme lines.

>>51230589
yeah like 2% of our imports i think, basically nothing
funny how theoretically causing an oil shortage will somehow combat inflation (it won't because it's so little)
what a bunch of bullshit

>>51230482
>>51230526
>>51230590
Long Indian and Chinese tankers and insurers. London about to lose a whooole lot of financial business.

>>51230560
>it's another episode of US convinces EU to commit sudoku
Haha

>everyone: don’t fight the fed
>smg: come at be bro

>>51230617
ah well then we are in agreement
another Putin's Price Hike blame game inc no doubt

>>51230652
always inverse retail

>>51230549
I want a plus $5 day lets go baby

>>51230625
>we have gone down all year this means we are going to go down all year

Retard thesis. We crab 390-410 until CPI and then it's either "inflation is down" and line goes up or "inflation is flat/worse" and we go below June lows

I'm cashgang and TD Ameritrade deleted my account because of inactivity. I plan on getting back into trading once the big crash happens.

Is there any way to get the account back?

>>51230652
Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>51230617
Putin already announced he's not selling oil to countries that put a cap on price. So EU and Japan basically just decided to stop buying Russian oil

I almost bought SOXL at $12.01. I figured it would go lower so I didn't and I got bogged. you're all welcome

>>51230634
But it's like 30% of the EU's iirc

So do we pump for the rest of the day into the weekend? or do we retrace any of this crazy movement?

>>51230652
absolute retard because

>>51230652
this

>>51230707
pump for the rest of the day

>>51230643
Name some anon

>>51230707
Lot of price levels to hold and retest

>“The health authorities of Peru identified the first South American lineage of the virus that causes monkepox, which has been designated B.1.6 by the International Scientific Committee "mpxv-lineages", an official statement reported on Wednesday.
Bullish for SIGA

>>51230689
What happened to your assets in the account?

>>51230448
Shrink your account down, protect what's left. In your remaining account stick to defined risk strategies and don't take a position that can lose more than 1% of the accounts value. You have to get your legs under you. You can recover from a 50% loss but you need to get very aggressive with managing your risk. If you can consistently make $100 in a trade you can consistently make $1,000, $10,000,$100,000 The mechanics are the same, what isn't is the emotions. That is why it's important you master this shit with a size that you can handle like a robot, no emotions what so ever. No greed, no fear, no anger. Hell just size down to a $45k account and get good vertical spreads, never risk more than 1% of your account in a trade. Get that down and then size up slowly, don't double, increase by 10% Emotional strength builds slowly like physical strength.

>>51230698
I bought TQQQ at 26.08 but sold at 26.36 because I can't learn to let profits ride.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WTFWT

>>51230320
based ib bro

WTFWT

>>51230408
my big gains yesterday wipe out. im at breakeven lvl now

>>51230740
you just know this nigga cannot read

>BBBY

>>51230789
Someone should photoshop the book to be upside down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51230702
yeah EU is fucked, 1970s US energy crisis revisited
haha

>>51228156
Fear sells views, you're just seeing a lot of fear because it makes the presenters money.

only thing I wanna see happen now is for the entire world to go up in flames

>>51230755
I put them in a CD

And into the dump it goes. Sold, not holding stocks into a holiday weekend. Im retarded but not insane.

ah, the old gap and crap.............

>>51230792
i-it's just more time to accumulate before we hit triple digits!

>>51230835
LE DIAMOND HANDS LE APES!

>>51230792
>BBBY
Brutal. All the way back to where it was before the pump started.

>>51230773
makes me sick seeing smartphone "brokers" posted here

is t-mobile a good buy?

The line went up.

just bought SPXU at open and already 5k profit. So ez.

MUMUS WTFWT I THOUGHT WE'RE MEANT TO BE NEON GREEN TODAY

>>51228156
>>51230625
things have to get worse, something has to break, we havent reached capitulation yet, dip buyers are still too cocky, blood has to run in the streets, people need to jump out of Goldman offices

>>51230856
yeah me too. i always disregard their opinion

I just popped the biggest pimple on my ass cheek, the pus wasnt even liquid, it was more grainy
it smelled horrible and its still bleeding

>>51230855

>>51230871
patience
also buy the dip

>>51230756
All good advice that I knew before I started and yet didn't listen anyway. I took a $75k account to $30k and don't want to put more money into it until next year. I'm not retarded enough to do this with my real long bags. I currently have one 14 Delta spy short strangle with 43 DTE. Going to adjust deltas weekly vs daily and not lock in profit on one side the way I usually do. I try to play this game where I lock in gains on one side of the strangle and keep reselling it and remaining delta neutral. It's a fun way to click buttons and not make any more money than by not clicking buttons. So now I'm just going to let it ride and only adjust weekly and not martingale like a retard. Somehow I always end up short 10 spy contracts on each side in a $50k account which never goes well. Then I take a loss, feel like shit, battle back the right way, and then shoot myself in the foot by repeating the same process all over again. My broker just love me

>>51230856
>needing meme lines and fancy serious Boi stock guy broker to make money

>>51230871
I think the actual post was "we're going to be neon today"

(this is a joke btw, ignore the glowing neon red bear attached)

>>51230856
>MFW using Street Smart Edge
Ahh, it's like Windows 98 again.

>>51230758
now how do you feel?

most bearish possible price action for the Shit & Piss, kek, baggies.

>>51230652
Fed deez nuts

SHORTS WERE SUPPOSED TO COVER GOING INTO THE WEEKEND, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BOUNCE

>>51229282
Movie night?

>He fell for the exit pump AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51230953
gotta hit the bottom before you bounce

>>51230980
kek

im feeling kinda off so non market day for me. ill just follow some price action


just ordered discount pizza hut. :) have been intermittent fasting and dropped a few kgs so a little cheat day is ok

>>51230916
based boomer chad

Mumus are so fucking dumb and delusional lmao

Nobody is buying your shitty bags during a global depression

>>51230792
>>51230855
>bbbwives when they see the joint account this weekend

>>51231015
If you got anything besides pan and breadsticks you're ngmi

If you panic sell in the first hour you shouldn't be allowed to trade.

>>51231054
what if your up when you do?

>>51231044
half price big pepperoni za. i wouldnt bought if it wasnt discounted. got some pepsi in the fridge too.

i have put my kids savings in a Nasdaq short, if we dont go red today ill have to rope

>>51229453
>t. No gun cuck

>>51231080
Would make more with some patience. Vix is tanking and retards still sold the open

>>51231022
A sorry chud, Janet Yellen has just decreed a $10 price cap on oil its over for you

>>51231022
Short the bottom bobo
Go ahead, post sharts

SOXL is going to go below $10 and then $5.

>>51227686
SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER

i think i bought ze bottom... with a short

OH MUUMUU
AHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

Do I exit VTI now or wait for a better exit pump? Cost basis is like $210/share.

tfw net short oil since yesterday
at least i'm still holding some GUSH

>he bought?

aaaaahhhhhhhhh powell help me!

>>51231240
>>51231224
>>51231195
>>51231161
>>51231091

powell YAMERO

kek, baggies

kek, faggies.

its over

gotta trap the holiday sellers first before we go up

SIGA TO 15 - maybe its getting ready for 3 day weekend news!?

any bakers?

New
>>51231269 >>51231269 >>51231269

>>51231259

>>51231266
bake this

>>51231140
I'm >30% up YTD, can you say the same mumu?

SOXL will bounce back r-right guys?

Whats better with this bear market?
Hold CASH or buy JEPI downward with a DRIP dividend?

>>51231147
SOXL is going to 20 before it goes to 10.