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>be fat and ugly
>my best friend dies in a car accident
>other best friend is on heroin again, going to rehab for the SIXTEENTH time
>sick of the bullshit, sick of all the shit
>get a $200 pair of sunglasses
>feel like a new person when I wear these glasses, almost like a superhero
>I feel like no one can see me, but I can see through everyones soul
>start going to bars and clubs, something I've never done before
>start flirting with women far out of my league, fail the first few times
>start lying about my profession, telling them I'm a bitcoin investor or a lawyer
>a few start falling for it, finally start getting da pussay
>life is finally going good, gonna open a skate park in Iceland soon
We're gonna make it bros.

>> No.51226676

>>51226668
How isn't this copypasta autobanned yet?

>> No.51226685

>>51226668
Hate seeing this retard

>> No.51226699
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>>51226676
>How isn't this copypasta autobanned yet?
>>51226685
>Hate seeing this retard

>> No.51226733

>>51226668
based bro. keep living ur life to the fullest. wagmi

>> No.51226958

>>51226699
Is that you in OPs pic? Kek

>> No.51226996

>>51226668
>I feel like no one can see me, but I can see through everyones soul
Got my first pair of shades this past year and can confirm this is how it feels.

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>>51226958
>Is that you in OPs pic? Kek

>> No.51227052

>>51226668
Hell yeah brother