/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51220254
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,251.025B, 108P = 20.843B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,173.156B, 105P = 20.697B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
https://news.gamestop.com/static-files/69239be2-1b34-444e-b981-ad69b586cedb
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.

>Q2 Earnings report on Sept. 7th

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>be me
>desperately lonely
>go to cafe
>qt barista smiles at me, gives me her number as I leave
>at this point realize it's a dream, I never leave the house let alone go to cafes and women NEVER smile at me
>wake up
>check ticker
>groan at another red day
>go back to sleep to pursue relationship with qt
>she's gone and I dream of other stuff for a few hours
>wake up, still crushingly lonely and still red

Such is life

Sneed hedgies. Shills FEAR the Sneed.

Toasting in an epic bread

>>51220300
checked and incredibly based

kek baggies

FLOAT LOCKAGE INCOMING!
UH OH KENNIES!

>51220332
Kek laughs at you.

The movie will make people buy more and then MOASS will start

Trevor from GTA V here. I just made a couple G's on the stock market app on my phone. PRETTY GNARLY DUDE

>>51220347
Moass is happening before they even start filming. They're going to have to go and rewrite the script.

>>51220349
Extremely vaccinated physiognomy

>>51220300 Checked
Kek hedgies
>Sneed hedgies

Hello fellow holders, What prices are we expecting to sell at? Let's all post our portfolio and averages to own the hedgies!

While we're doing that, post your bank account, sort code and 16 digit card number so we can confirm. Don't forget the 3 digits on the back!

>>51220347
g-great! a movie that hasn't even begun production yet..! 3 more years, bros!

I see there are two threads up. Look, I know there’s thread splitting bullshit going on, but if the OP works in a thread someone else makes, can we please use that one? I have no idea which thread to use because they both seem fine, but one has double the posts of the other.
I’m appreciative that there’s one or two people that try to always be the ones baking, and I appreciate fighting the thread splitting and shit, but please can we not let there be two active /GME/ threads going on at once like this? I don’t know who made which thread but I’m going to use the most popular one.
I’m posting here instead of the real threads because I don’t want people to start arguing in the other threads. Again, it’s nice that people want to bake so as to protect the threads, but please don’t believe that ONLY you can bake so if anyone else does you HAVE to split. And I’m not saying that’s what happened here, I’m just saying please if you have to just take one for the team and let someone else bake if they get the thread up first.

I don’t know why this has even become a thing recently. It’s just making a thread why is this so problematic now? There’s literally nothing gained from this so idk why that one guy/those people/discordies insist on upsetting the usual flow of threads

50-55% DRSed on this chart, whatever fraction of the free float that actually represents, seems to indicate a danger zone for hedgies. Every time we have crossed 50% we've seen more institutional selling, and then it creeps back up over 50% and the cycle repeats. The good news is that there are less than 37 million shares (9.25 million pre-split shares) left in that institutional pool, less than half the estimated retail DRS share count, so we are at absolute minimum 2/3 of the way there, more if "institutions" include some longs who plan on boarding the rocket with us.

Source:
https://www.computershared.net/

Post theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

Kek:
hedgies

>>51220294
I had a romance dream lastnight too. Great minds think alike anon

>>51220374
4 crore per share, my basterd

>>51220399
This is going into the spam pasta rotation now huh?

>51220399
that such a pathetic and desperate post got digits, what age am I suffering through and why must I be so damned?

>>51220426
Me too, but it was just about fucking my wife. So I woke up and did it for reals.

>>51220430
I-is that a lot?

kek antisemities

>>51220426
Tell me about it anon. Maybe I can internalize it and see that qt again tonight. After I fell back asleep I was in a classroom with some old classmates, including one I had a big crush on, but we never interacted aside from me walking by her desk. I don't even know what the subject was

>>51220443
>>51220433
Im not sure what you mean.
The OP seemed fine for both threads. And the only pattern recognition coming in to play is “I recognize the pattern of this thread was made by the same guy.”
All I said was if someone else bakes- even if it is annoying- if the OP is fine then please just roll with it. Maybe reply to the new baker and tell them to announce if they’re baking next thread, and if they are antagonistic over time then start making your own threads.

The issue I want to avoid is one guy going “I am the only one who is allowed to make threads.” As long as the usual guy or couple of you who make the threads agree that this scenario is to be avoided then it’s fine. It doesn’t seem to be splitting this week so far so hopefully it doesn’t come up anymore. But I don’t want there to be a point where the usual baker puts their own pride in front of what’s best for people who want to post in /GME/. I am humbly asking you to remember that you bake all the time to help others, not because you want to stoke your ego or something, so please if someone else makes a thread and things check out or work fine, just let it slide. Please don’t let /GME/ threads become nonstop splitting because you’re choosing to put “I have to be the one making the threads” over “there is a thread up and it works.”
Thank you for not just calling me a shill. I hate to see the threads get fucked with and I just want to avoid causing even more chaos because of people’s pride. I’m not saying the bakers are doing anything bad or that they can’t bake anymore, I just want them to please consider what’s best for the threads if someone else bakes correctly.

>>51220399
No. If the thread doesn't sneed hedgies in the op it is an illegitimate thread.

>>51220399
That tranny incel splitter fucks with the links and the bake. It's his own thread, for himself. Not for the/biz/ gme community. So how about no, go fuck yourself.

>>51220487
You're probably talking to him right now since that's copied from a conversation between the people he hates so much

>>51220458
VW squeeze was less than 20%. Even if we pretend for a second the number as they are reported by official sources are accurate, that is astronomical for a short position.

>>51220347
Yes indeed, the box office will be sold out by the AMC APES, REPRESENT AHOOO

Trey will be played by Pete Davidson, Paul Dano casted as Keith Gill (DFV), Sebastian Starr as Melvin himself the main antagonist, Seth Rogan will play as SEC Commissioner that jerks off and smokes pot but somehow is crucial to bringing justice to the markets

Also Christian Bale rumored to reprise his role as Michael Burry as we get a multiverse cross-over with The Big Short mega-star cameo

>>51220458
Ser 1 croer is equal to 25000000 usa penny, basterd bitch

Haven't looked at the ticker all day. Are you proud of me?

>>51220486
>>51220487
>>51220527
No I know what is going on. Like right now the main(?) splitter shill is back. That’s not what I’m talking about. The thread splitting-shilling isnt what I’m referring to. When I made the first post, there were two /GME/ threads up, both had the same OPs including the comment, both had all the right links, one thread had like 50 posts, the other like 150. I just made my post to please ask to not let pride and this idea of “it’s not a real thread unless IM the one who makes it” get in the way of /GME/. And I’m not accusing anybody of doing this, I’m just asking for the usual bakers to please don’t insist that only a thread made by them counts, if another thread is made first and it works.

And again, to be clear, I am NOT talking about what the thread splitting faggot is doing right now. Right now is just a thread split. It has nothing to do with the issue I am talking about. I’m talking about when double threads get made. I understand theres bullshit going on recently, but I hope everyone can agree that making some point or stand on “only certain people are allowed to make threads” is not helpful to /GME/. The thread splitter has started using the usual baker’s avatars so insisting that “only X can bake threads” can already get confusing and end up helping the shills when the shills adopt people’s identities.

And again to be as clear as I can be, I am not accusing anybody of wrong doing or saying this is currently an issue. I saw two legitimate threads up the other day so I wanted to reach out and make sure everybody is on the same page so that /gme/ threads don’t suffer. I’m not pointing fingers or anything, I just don’t want the threads to get jannied and ruined because people’s egos get in the way. Which I’m not saying is happening, I’m just being proactive not reactive about a problem i don’t want to happen.

>>51220534
They've had 2 years to prepare and abuse every loophole and pull every string of influence they have to implement policies that work in their favor, shell companies, infinite loans, break any law they want with a 10k fine- this isn't comparable.

WAGMI Tomorrow

>>51219990
>>4 jews join jews movie about jews fighting jews
>>bullish!
always has been

>>51220487
You can only imagine the absolute abysmal life he must lead to find what he does funny....

>>51220534
Oh i know that, I mean his 4 crore not the SI%

>>51220556
Leverage worked for Bill Hwang lol. Lmao even. But JPM is another evil entity who needs to die, the disparity between paper silver and spot is a joke. They magicked up 3 literal truck loads of silver one day when the market just happened to be squeezing them on it. I hope everyone Moass winner buys a little bit of silver afterwards to fuck with them.

Why is the thread splitter so determined to keep trying?
I haven't been in one of their threads in a while, but does it still get spammed with tranny porn?

This niggers writing dissertations and shit.

>>51219990
>4 jews join jews movie about jews fighting jews
>bullish!
always has been

>>51220556
>they needed 36 billion worth of collateral just to stop gme.
wagmi

>>51220647
Jannies banned my phone for reporting him, not even joking. MAC addy ban cos IP range won't work I travel with it lol. Someone should be spamming tranny dicks in it again lol that was hilarious

>>51220673
>Jannies banned my phone for reporting him, not even joking.
That means he's a janny, a mod, or a fed. I've seen that happen on /pol/.

Still Holding.

>>51220710
>>51220710
>>51220710
>>51220710
Still Holding!

>>51220673
>>51220705
I’m not talking about the split shills. There was a time when I made my first post that there were two threads up at the same time. Both had the same OP and first reply, both had normal discussion as far as I could tell, and one had about 150 posts and the other had about 50. I don’t know if it will be in the biz archive still so if there’s some other archive service I could check I would be willing to do the legwork to give an exact reference of what I’m talking about, but only to show that I am NOT talking about the split shills.
I completely agree with everyone about the split shills, and again I am thankful that one of the pros of having the few dedicated bakers is they are largely ineffective. I’m not saying the bakers are doing anything wrong, I just wanted to be proactive and not reactive about a problem I could see developing, which is bakers deciding that ONLY they can make threads. Because I can see this then becoming an issue if there are three new threads made every time and finally the jannies just start banning all of them and the bakers for baking and then /GME/ is worse off. I care about the threads, they’re where I go to see financial news, and I think they’re the best place to talk about this overall GameStop situation. I didn’t mean for this to become a huge deal with so many long posts, but I want to be clear. I’m not accusing anyone of wrongdoing, I just saw two legitimate threads up at once so I wanted to reach out and ask the usual bakers, if they see another thread gets made first and everything checks out, please for the sake of /GME/ just let it slide and don’t insist on making a new thread anyways because YOU have to be the one to bake.

>51220735
You're arguing in bad faith. Only one baker at a time ever makes the threads correctly.

Sneed.

>>51220653
what's funny is that they're stolen

O8Uv8Yy+

>>51220556
>>51220631
someone has to call bullshit on this

>>51220592
Get over it

What if Ryan Cohen's "I have a small wee wee" tweet meant that we should be looking at all of his tweets, not backwards, but flip them on their head. 741, 147. What does that mean? I don't know, but the other ones are more telling. "GameStop store leaders <3" means he actually fucking hates the store leaders. "The best time to be alive in human history is now". Why? What an asinine statement. Clearly he means this is the worst time to be alive in human history and it's only getting worse. I just saw a post on Reddit, some dude has 1000 shares. I looked at the price, it's 11k below what I invested for my measly 800 shares. I'm more than 50% down on this fucking bullshit Ryan I'm going to kill you if we ever meet you fucking cunt

>>51220735
>Words words words

>51220735
shut the fuck up

Mind if I

>>51220806
Yes

>>51220653
Yeah not even bothering to read any of that shit.

>>51220786
Yeah yeah, coherent ship and other semantics

>>51220847
>>51220793
I understand your concerns and I don’t resent you for being protective of GME. I’ve been nothing but honest and I hope everyone here can believe that.

Last post for now and if everyone could just put the arguing aside, I hope people can agree we all just want a normal flow of threads that don’t get fucked with or jannied, and I believe the usual bakers aren’t putting their own ego above what’s best for the threads. Worst case scenario, there was an accidental double thread and it’s no big deal. I don’t think anyone is trying to say “only I can make threads” and I don’t think anyone thinks that. I’m glad I took the time to verbalize this issue so that everyone can be mindful. We all are annoyed by the shill splits and the jannies handling of the shills so I understand people not liking my posts.
I’m thankful we have dedicated bakers and I’m thankful a large part of our community cares about not letting shills fuck shit up. The pros outweigh the cons by a long shot. I hope the usual bakers understand the point I’ve tried to make and will be the bigger person and let it slide if someone innocently makes a double thread that has all the right stuff before the usual bakers can get their thread up.

>>51220826
Understood

>51220864
>you

>>51220041
Man I am just relaxing, chill, there is no need to be upset, its okay if you have a different opinion,
I personally DRS gamestop (GME) because is my money and investing strategy, if I lose (low probability event imo) is my money so don't worry fren, Ii will be good regardless if I lost the equivalent of mid XXX shares. For me the MOASS is a mathematical certainty, based in The (mis)behaviour of markets by B. Mandelbrot, but do you do you! cheers!

>The shills making the other threads have to get as close to saying 'Sneed hedgies' as they can without using those words
Incredible.

Why is there so much corn

>>51220890
Do you remember 45 couldn't say nigger. He literally couldn't say it once.

>>51220890
"Sneed hedgies" really is a shibboleth. They can't say it. They literally can't sneed. Add another manifested meme to the list.

>>51220890
You clearly dont have a white sense of humour if you cant see how thats funny
Baggies do be fucking seething when the based baker doesnt use your forced faggot catch phrase

Kek. I just sold. Feels Goodman.

>>51220916
anons were downright begging him to say nigger and he wouldnt do it, good times

>>51220949
Hilarious.
Hey while you're at it; can you say 'Ka nama kaa lajerama' for me?

>>51220978
Dont know what that means
Im not a seething streetshitter such as yourself

>>51220961
>May 2022
it feels like that was a lifetime ago, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I'm going to try this rainbow pill

>>51221020
tell me about it

>>51221051
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

>>51221030

>>51220347
It’s being produced by MGM which is owned by Amazon. This shit will stream for free on prime in a couple of months

https://ko-fi.com/post/Sample-Letter-for-ESMA-CSDR-RTS-Consultation-Paper-R6R4ERKT5 link for eurofags on a sample letter to send to your kings or whatever the fuck you serve over there so they won't fuck you over yvw

>>51221071
Probably a hit piece on GME investors

>>51221060
i have that one kek, seems like a lifetime ago

>>51220994
>I'm proud of being mocked for being stupid! My manager says it means we're bothering you.
Lel.

>>51220949
>sneedophobia
unreal

>>51221060
That fucking image

>>51220424
Thank you for answering my question in the previous thread and this as well.

>>51221107
>ha i was just pretending to be retarded
Nice one sanjay

another day another worthless rain cone and furlongfag

>>51219749
>>51220069
>>51220283
>>51220196

WAGMI gang

When are we getting our money back my niggers

>>51221099
There were some good edits then lol

Uhhhh, is this good or bad?

Our final bosses are merging into one mega boss? Are we living in final fantasy or something?

>>51221188

>>51220592
I think it's gay that you're being paid to pretend to care so much. Just give up already and pay me you faggots, you're just wasting my money at this point.

>>51220574
you are just the product of genes, experiences and environment. there is no free will.
and much less to be proud of, fuck head.

>>51221192
Something something backstop something something collateral
It was discussed in the last thread

>>51221192
I love that they got added a day after the margin requirements change. Kek.

>>51221189
I miss those times somewhat.

Its over. The shills were right all along

>>51221264
Right about what?

>>51221254
I miss the halcyon days of being over $200

>>51221192
fuck. thank god i dont need to understand all that shit thats posted here to become a billionaire. i dont know if i could do it.

>>51221276
Pretty much nothing

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>51220917
You really think this is acceptable behavior? To just sneed random people on the internet?

>>51221189
indeed lol

They just fucking changed the rules. MOASS is effectively dead with this. They don't even have to fucking buy the shares back to close the shorts anymore.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x3ipzi/cns_accounts_settle_against_a_single_designated/

Bros it's only been 7 years. Is isn't that long to wait for millions. You'll wage forever without it. Just a couple more weeks.....

>>51221276
It's fucking over. We're literally back to $20 fast. Earnings is the 7th, we can lose $1 a day from here on and then plummet further after GameStop reports more losses, abysmal NFT revenue if they even bother to fucking mention that shit, no forward information or guidance at this time and a big THANK YOU to all of their dedicated bagholders. They couldn't have done it without us

Bros, a few words about the Yopi Network, that comes to us from heaven:

>High staking APY (up to 66%)
>New generation of crypto in the payment revolution
>Pay contactless globally with a single app
>There are many options to earn cash within the yopi.network

>>51221192
Lol the only bank that takes then in is the most over leveraged one out of all of them. Looks like its finally almost over.

>>51221318
oh yea, the final fud. its happening this month.
brace yourselved for total dispar. obvious failure. and

BILLIONS

>>51221307
Is this yaboynancy?

>>51221321
>be me
>buy btc in 2014
>wait much longer
>not even millions

>>51221318
Can't stop

Won't stop

Gamestop

>>51221347
>CNS accounts settle against a single Designated Depository Account. It is therefore technically possible for a Member to deliver securities to NSCC’s CNS account to satisfy a short position in one CNS sub-account and receive the same securities from NSCC’s CNS account in connection with a long position in another CNS sub-account. However, the Member is not delivering those securities directly to, nor receiving securities directly from, itself, and the Member may also receive securities that have been delivered to NSCC’s CNS account by another Member.

>>51221318
>>51221318
>oh no! i dont understand this but all the bots seem very pessimistic now.
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>>51221318
OH NO!! NOT ANOTHER RULE!!!

>>51221318
This reads like an actual Jewish incantation. I feel like I'm reading a spell.

>>51221395
Cant read wont read

>>51220254
>be ken
>borrow 600 milly from bank
>130:1 leverage
>the day after (and every consecutive day) the price drops
>his bank put on leash by feds
>not even allowed to buy their own shares back
>-30%
I'm pretty certain we will see green soon. Also pretty certain moass will happen this year
Also dont care if I have to hold for 2 more years
Putting in another 1000$ in 9 days

>>51221318
thx for linking this within 1 min, u/Dismal-Jellyfish

>>51221395
tl;dr
can you explani in fewer words?

>>51221425
Looking back at articles over the past year or two it really seems like this whole thing has been a giant fucking trap for JP Morgan. Cuz if I remember right The JP Morgan execs have been flying around a ton too just like Kenny. Also, there were the secret bailouts of 2019.

>>51221345
The bank that just got raided by authorities too kek

>>51221446
Yea totally legit leddit account. We all know predditors need a pithy screen name and not some ai automated bullshit

>>51221395
what does cns mean?
should i sell?

>>51221470
>JP Morgan
im starting to think "someone" really hate and despise JPMorgan

>>51221294
Have you tried dropping acid to get a better understanding?

>>51221534
for irrelevant finance related issues that i dont care about? no.

>>51221332
>We're literally back to $20 fast
We can only hope anon, I really wish they can get to 20 or lower,
I want to DRS more chipies.

So now that Citadel is going to be "too big to fail" and will get bailed out by the government, who is truly going to be left holding the bag and paying for the colossal pile of shit that are all the naked shorts on GME?

>>51221639
No one, MOASS is cancelled you fucking retard look at the price

"Oh, Oh, I can buy millions of dollars RIGHT NOW for $20"

I fell for it. I really am stupid. We're all in a fucking cult

>>51221639
Ceed & Co I guess

WAGMI
sneed shills

>>51221639
The federal reserve.

>>51221639
I hope its American boomers and their pension funds

>>51221639
China

>>51221667
One can only hope

>>51221659
probably this. first all banks collapse, then the fed prints. then they realize what infinity means, then theyll stop. and have a solution ready made (GIDC) surprise. lets hope we can convert our wealth into the digital age.

>>51221667
I'd be perfectly fine with that. Job hoarders that are completely inefficient and a waste of space shouldn't be rewarded for doing nothing but twiddle their thumbs in a cubicle for the majority of their lives.

>>51221700
checked
hopefully we can be our own banks soon

WAGMI

>>51221700
Qrd on gdic ftrwcr

>>51221517
>im starting to think "someone" really hate and despise JPMorgan
More like "everyone" at this point. They don't have any friends left in DC. As of now, they've shit the bed and shouted "CLEAN IT UP FEDDIES" with both parties in power.

>>51221639
Well for starters, there's already a nice 2,200,000,000,000 parked every night.

Imagine post moass laughing at these people because they didn't listen

I got to 1000 shares and I think I'm done buying. I'm feeling pretty good with this amount.

>>51221667
American Boomers are starting to find out that their retirement's are going to evaporate when they need assisted living. Three years of that will wipe most of them out. It's unreal to me that the severe lack of elderly care options doesn't get talked about more. You hear about child care all the time, but this problem is just as bad.

Fuck them though, Boomers are the worst generation in history.

>>51221735
>It's unreal to me that the severe lack of elderly care options doesn't get talked about more. You hear about child care all the time, but this problem is just as bad.
Both of those are completely artificial problems created by the government encouraging people to move all over the country for work for 80 years.

>SPY pumping to green by the end of trading hours
I hate this meme

>>51221703
I just hate Americans and especially any American above the age of 10. the older the more I hate them. Fuck these people have ruined the entire world with their jews pushing trannyism, racemixing and all other kinds of disgustinf shit on the entire world.
Also destroyed the entire middle east instead of letting arabs take out israel and then destroy the entire middle east. On top of that they push the fu king niggers into our societies. Fick me I want the great satan dead - and hope this gme shit is the jews looting the dead carcass (dtc 40trillion coverage) of their host nation.
Fuck America, and especially Americans. Im gonna george soros the shit out of that disgusting rock as soon as I get my money.

>>51221639
Certainly not the government. Fronting that cost with the money printer is pretty much auto-default. Defaulting on the federal debt would kill the dollar as world reserve currency. and instantly crash half the globe into poverty and instability. No one is ready for that yet, so this would include even the ancient money banker families. Hedgies don't understand this so they're trying to dig roots everywhere and absorb so much risk to try and get daddy gov will help, but when it comes to wallstreet or the world, wallstreet goes down first.

>>51221735
In my opinion, the most rational and efficient option would to be just euthanize the elderly. There is definitely such a thing as too old and you become a burden of everyone around you and a complete waste of resources, especially if you are knocking on death's door. It's time to let the elderly move on. So consider electing me as new dictator.

>>51221735
They presided over the collapse of the empire, made a bunch of promises themselves that the younger generations would have to pay for, then ensured that the younger generations wouldnt even be able to afford it. They blame everybody but themselves. I hate boomers so much its unreal.

>>51221639
>who is truly going to be left holding the bag and paying for the colossal pile of shit that are all the naked shorts on GME?
Not my problem

>>51221727
moass isnt going to happen lmao

>>51221764
t. Abdul Sneedabad

>>51221725
>145 / 55 / 50 /
/ 50 / posters
thats 44 billion each

>>51221773
My gran has days to live, she is 93 or 4, no idea as I hate them and have done for 20 years. The last 5 years have just been horrendous slides in their health to a point where they are now an actual burden, she hasn't a clue who or what is going on and hasn't for years, yet they still get that pension we are paying for. Just fucking hurry up and die, give me my inheritance and we can all pretend you did something useful in your life.

>51221795
ok lil buddy, you keep posting though.

>>51221801
No
>let the arabs take out israel
>then take out the arabs
Thats the order I wanted it done. Wtf makes you think Im a mohammed for saying that?

>51221795
>1pbtid
>B0T ID
>moass isn't going to happen

I hope I get a cool ID

>>51221820
>1pbtid
>bot id

>>51221773
this but with gladiator games where the winner lives on

>>51221425
god i pray moass happens this year, i cant afford to wait another year.

>>51221819
>Wtf makes you think Im a mohammed
Literally nobody but sandgroids uses the term "great satan."

>>51221835
>>51221795
Did he forget to change ID's?

Everyone over 40 should die

>>51221850
kek

https://twitter.com/Fidelity/status/1565453797245308931?s=20&t=E2JIIfMf8IdksYFpFDDH-Q
FIDELITYCHADS RISE UP

>>51221835
Don't worry.

Shmita ends in just 26 days

>>51221850
most of us have been mentally unstable since nov 21. nothing to worry about. a few millions will fix it back again.

>>51221859
Based and Logan’s Run pilled

>>51221764
Americans will be like "So how did our new evil overlord get to power?"

"He bought shares in a game store!"

Nice larp. We're all equally fucked by boomers. Just enjoy the opportunities provided by the turbulence they've caused and move on. Healthiest thing we can do. Then we point and laugh at them as their 60 years of extravagance come to an end as they watch their retirement funds go up in smoke.

Would the market start melting down tomorrow right before a 3 day weekend?

>>51221865
Kind of a weird thing to say

>>51221833
>POV: You're interviewing the 96yr old man who just won the annual Elderly Gladitorial Battle Royal for the 8th year in a row.

…

>>51221865
something must be happening

WAGMI

>>51221865
Next they should change their twitter name to Fimdelmnity In[B]estments then start posting shibe pictures.

>>51221877
>nov 21
You are like baby

>>51221882
If by that you mean will GameStop be worth even less tomorrow than it is today, then yes. I welcome the 3 day weekend so I can stop hemorrhaging net worth

>>51221865
>>51221887
>>51221900
for some reason a bunch of companies are just posting what they do. wendy's also posted "burgers" at the same time. some gay marketing thing most likely. notable that gamestop did not tweet about it however, i checked to see if they had "games" or something similar posted.

>>51221936
fuckin' normies

>>51221936
Fuck I hate it when brands try so hard to be quirky and silly over social media

>>51221865
Looks like they have finally chosen their side in this battle. Well done Fidelity, you will not regret standing with the winning team. See this through and you will have my business in whatever remains of the market for the forseeable future.

>>51221936
They could have the same advertising company running their social media, or it's some kind of comms.

>>51221936
Let's not kid outselves here, it would have been a funko pop.

>>51221959
because you are not a normie and propaganda doesn't work on autism users

>>51221996
based giga bobobo

>>51221836
Its a good term

>>51221727
Wait I thought Germany claims crisis averted they have enough reserves?

so far ive seen
>stonks
>movie
>wrestling
>burger
put them together and what do we have
>burger wrestling movie stonks
gme bros....maybe the AMC guys were right all along...

>>51222023
The germans never need an excuse to force people to have cold showers.

>>51221936
>hasanabi
HE'S TURKISH FOR ONE
PROBABLY AN AMC HOLDER

>>51222024
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

>>51222049

>>51221727
>Europe both freezing and dying of heat stroke simultaneously cause of "muh environment"
>American chads relaxing in their homes with the air conditioning blasting 24/7 because they realize charging an electric car once takes the equivlant of 2 weeks worth of AC power.

>>51222055
Best possible one.

>>51222030
It'd be funny if it were true.

>DTCC bogs the splividend
>Citadel takes $600,000,000 loan for "reasons"
>Citadel gets sponsored by the Government

Do they even have another move after that last one? One way or another we're in the end game now.

Ok ive been kekkin baggies and fudding the stock for months now but if (((seth rogen))) and (((skete davidson))) have been called in by the hedgies I might buy a bag

bro someone spot me 308tptsk this gme stuff is whack

>>51222024
>its real

>>51222102
What do you mean not true? It's not like 300 thousand jews just upped and went to America in the middle of the war, how dare you deny the murder of the 60 millions jews, I'll have you know my neighbours friends grandparents escaped from one of those interment camps where he was able to swim daily and walked across Poland to get to the UK with his son, who wasn't even old enough but made it without those Germans shoving 9 inches of wood up his dreidel hole.

>>51222024
>RC Ventures buys them all in exchange for forgiving tptb's naked short positions
>GME shareholders get spinoff shares in new supercorp

>>51222122
no, that is obviously their final move
the government is now holding the bag

>>51222084
ive started collecting the heat in plastic bags on hot days. ill just unfreeze the bags in winter.

>>51222139
This is the final FUD

>>51222049
DAS RITE

>>51222210

>>51222152
Apologies I forgot the Germans killed more jews than there have ever existed.

>>51222024
>movie
>wrestling
>burger
close enough

>GME moons harder than anyone expects
>Markets are in flames
>Hedgies on ledgies
>MSM screeching at retail to make it end
>AMC gets rugged so hard there is an audible yoink heard worldwide
>Wall Street burns down in peaceful protests

You met me at a very based time in my life /gme/

>>51222216
You will rue the day you mocked the showering of 600 billion jews goyim!

I will volunteer to have sex with the sentient funkopops after they become real next week.

>>51222230
cool larp bro, it ain't happening

To the shills who are convinced GME is the absolute worst play, let's see your short position on it. If it's going to go to zero you may as well short it right?

Kek crytpo baggies

>51222257
>1
Why do they do it?

>>51222210
>>51222191
>>51222185
>>51222184
>>51222155
Paid ebook leak

Thanks for purchasing my ebook, if you leak it or resell you will be reported and your data will be made public on the forum

In this method we will be using a RuneScape private server that pays money for voting on it on toplists

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Each vote gives you $5, after voting 10 times you will have $50 that you can cash out to BTC, PayPal or your Payeer account.
Repeat this process every 12 hours
An easy $100 per day

>51222257
>he doesnt know

>>51222253
All that showering and they still couldn't cleanse their souls.

>>51222284
You need baby blood for that kind of deal with the devil

>>51222258
Reminds me of the one meltdownie who insisted GME was going to zero yet said he wouldn't short it because he couldn't afford to kek

>>51222230
Im expecting everything on this list.

>>51222185

>>51222258
Not a peep...huh
>>51222296
Yep

>>51222340
the only peep you'll get is this one

>>51222271
Is this legit?

>>51222340
>shills
aside from nf most "shills" are bored holders or people who see the general on the front page and pop in for a kek baggies and maybe a few posts and then leave. or /smg/ faggots. when you think about it, many people probably bought the absolute top of btc or the s&p and come here to shit on a meme stock bc its easy. either way i highly doubt anyone on biz has a substantial short position against gme

>>51221318
Lol what the fuck is a cns?
And who are the nscc?

Wagmi.

At 4AM for premarket tomorrow you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

>>51222379
Yes, but only if you delete system32 beforehand

>>51222257
cope, seethe & sneed

>>51221318
>Drop the price
>Drop this
Nice try hedgie, i will just slurp at 1$, not like being poor fear me.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/x3butc/keep_seeing_reg_sho_didnt_do_anything_for_gme_or/
Reminder
C+35 for bobby is September 20th.
2.5 more weeks.

>>51221318
Dont care

>>51222024

>>51222417
> highly doubt anyone on /biz/ has a substantial short position on GME
For their sake, I hope not.

>>51222531
Imagine your life literally depending on actually fudding a bunch of schizos, retards and autists on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>51222432
>Continuous Net Settlement
is an extremely Talmudic way of avoiding paying what is actually owed by lumping everything together into one pile. I’m not clear how it works either
>NSCC
is an eldritch horror on the tier of the DTCC and Cede & Co. They’re paying us too so I don’t care much of what they actually do

>>51222553
Imagine owing several hundred million dollars for a relatively innocuous short position on a meme stock. There's not enough lube in the world to prepare your anus for such a reaming.

>>51222510
>absolutely off topic marketing
stop the spam

>>51222453
Thing is there was a load of people buying calls in the run up for gme during this period. RC selling and the share offering has dented the sentiment a bit, so difficult to say if it will play out the same.

>>51222572
Thanks fren!

>51222703
kill yourself fecal goblin we have IDs and you already fucked up

>>51221865
fidelityKINGS

>>51222453
Looking it over again, GME didn't moon until 2 weeks after the 35 day deadline kicked in.

>>51222734
Why are you so fragile about it? I'm betting on it squeezing too.

>>51222767
After this is all over, I never want to hear the words "2 weeks" ever again.

>>51222786
In two more weeks, you won't have to.

Tomorrow, September 2nd 2022, we officially enter the government intervention timeline. That's what this news means. There is no more infinity because there never was. Accumulation Chads win again.

There are people meeting in a smoky room right now deciding on a final price to pay everyone out. Technical teams are upfitting the money printers to print at speeds never achieved before. Psychologists are theorizing ways of spinning this news in a way that the NPCs can easily digest, but we are all left with one question.

What will be the price per share that the powers at be will decide on to force sell all of our positions?

>>51222809
$86,753.09
the Jenny squeeze

>51222809
I look forward to minecraft and foreign investors pulling out of the US market after they destroy the illusion of the free market. Also you can't help but to type this way. It's almost like you're copying and pasting fud that was written for you.

>>51222809
With the aid of tallmadic tricks, I wouldn't be surprised if they try to lock it down below 100k due to "market volatility". The whole market will have to be shut down. Retail investors and retail will be blamed for everything.

>>51222809
>What will be the price per share that the powers at be will decide on to force sell all of our positions?
Yes

>>51221318
>designated

51222809
>What will be the price per share that the powers at be will decide on to force sell all of our positions?
I’ll answer that as soon as you can explain the precise mechanics such an action would require. Don’t forget that because of international DRS you can’t cite US law as your reason

>>51222786
a fortnight.

>>51222786
You will hear it several times. First when the 35 day deadline is 2 weeks away. Then when it hits and we realize that the rocket didn't take off until 2 weeks after than for GME. Then BBBY reignites the interest in meme stocks and the people who profit from it come to GME and GME flies to Proxima Centauri.

Uh bros... reddit is gonna summon the hacker known as Anonymous, how will /gme/ protect themselves from being backtraced?

>>51222781
shut up nigger pay me

>>51222888
Checked and they don't even understand the legal implications of suggesting something like the gold act to confiscate shares from US citizens. Nor do the shills understand that even if that were the case it would have no power over non US citizens.

>>51222898
>Redditor fall for the glitch
Too bad it's not an acutal 50s technology you can break with your pocked calculator.

WAGMI

>>51222898
Worry not. I am defragging the mainframe firewall as we speak. Once I reroute the security dataflow algorithm they'll never find us.

who are the money changers bros?

>>51222888
I really don't care if you believe me, but infinity and destroying the overall market was always a reddit meme. A reddit meme that most of you fell for.

Call me a shill if you want but I will be paid handsomely for my XXXX shares. One problem with taking on the government, and specifically the US government, is that they often don't play by the rules. They won't backstop Citadel to infinity. There is a number, unknown to us, that will satisfy holders and not destroy everything else. Sorry, but thanks for playing.

>>51222943
>non US citizen
enjoy that.

>>51222767
True.
Two more two more weeks!

51223081
Explain how they do this, otherwise I’m just going to sneed since we’ve had this exact argument dozens of times before

>51223081
I am a US citizen and if you actually believe the government would destroy the illusion of the free market you're an absolute retard. The government likely wants moass to play out as they would have the most to gain. Sneed nigger you don't actually understand anything about this play.

>>51223152
You could hypothetically force brokers to sell people's accounts, but they can't do shit about the direct registered shares, which is why there's so much anti-Computershare fud and 50/50 posting all the time

>>51222855
Try 1k, if that. I think they could easily do something like 100$ and justify it by calling it a free 5x. When they shut it down you will take what they allow you to have, or nothing, but they are wiping the position and “restructuring going forward to make sure nothing like this can happen again”(it will)

>>51223178
There is no moass without them being forced to honor shares in broker portfolios and buying them.

>>51223078
(((money changers)))

>>51223164
I believe US is retarded enough to kill his own financial market during a war against comunism from Russia and now China in full force.

>>51223194
At that point, I'd want to contact a lawyer or see if there's a class action lawsuit put together.

>>51223194
What if i just want to own share of this company and not selling ? explain this shit to me.

All this set price fud. I would just like to see anyones solution to how they force me to sell my property.

>>51223214
The US is probably working with RC at this point to help him facilitate moass with no hiccups at this point. Again the US government has the most to gain from an event like moass.

>>51223272
But you have to take into account the fact, US government are full of American.

>>51223241
I think they're assuming the absolute worst case scenario where you literally have federal agents knocking on your door and forcing you to sell at gunpoint. At that point though, they will have already lost and the whole system will have collapsed. MOASS would turn into NOASS as there will no longer be any sort of a state left to facilitate any trading.

>>51223236
First, stop making sense. Second, Buy and Hold.

All that’s needed is a video posted to youtube of somebody showing how easily and quickly you can limit sell on computershare. The float would be locked over the weekend if people weren’t scared of registering everything because it’s “too hard to sell” from CS

>>51223294
And I'm fine with that outcome as well. Anyone fudding that they would literally destroy civilized society instead of make Ken and his pals lay in the bed they made while reaping massive rewards from just allowing moass to happen is a glownigger or a retard.

>>51223241
That’s the thing, isn’t it? Nobody’s come up with a good answer despite a year of us asking. And before anyone says this, the few brokers that have a “we can sell your shit” don’t allow that unless it’s something dumb like you fucking up on margin or the broker itself facing an existential threat, which by itself raises the question of how exactly a stock that everybody closed their shorts on months ago can destroy trillion dollar AUM institutions simply by not dying
>51223307
>selling from CS
>ever
I pray every day that after the float is locked their shit tier servers catch fire and nobody can sell at all. CS is the infinity pool no matter how much glowniggers want us to think otherwise

>>51223333
Quads of truth. We will be rich and we will be happy.

>>51223307
How easy is it to buy on there? Can I cut the middle man out entirely or do I have to buy through another broker and then transfer?

You are all putting the cart before the horse. What's going to ever make them have to close and cause the government to intervene in the first place?

I think the bigger question is what is going to force closure of short positions. Nothing else matters if that isn't made to occur.

>>51223178
The fact that there's a significant overseas holderbase makes me double they'd even go with the first option. Were this an america only problem sure but the government directly forcing a supposedly fair market to sell their contractually obligated international positions would destroy outside faith in the market. No foreign money + no retail money = no market. Nothing for the vampires to feed off of.

It's a question of do you want to destroy the stock market but slower, piss off everyone in and outside of your country and keep a few scumfucks who used your bailout money to short your economy alive. Or destroy the stock market faster, collect billions in taxes, unwind the web of insane collaterol reypothication instantly, watch the kikes panic and jump, and pacify a large portion of the people who are surprisingly close to killing you all with a fat paycheck to fuck off. All while being able to shift blame on the clusterfuck you're gotten yourself into on "Wallstreet greed" and pretend like it's all fixed now.

Then again, if the government made rational decisions we wouldn't be in this situation to begin with.

>>51222809
100K per share or 1M per share

>>51223383
What they could do is force it to go private or sell to another firm. That way all shareholders get paid a flat rate per share and they unwind the problem.

>>51223367
https://www-us.computershare.com/Investor/#DirectStock/Summary?IssuerId=SCUSGME&PlanId=SPP1&sv=t

>>51223377
Ever heard of melvin capital?
Hedgies bleed and thus can be 'killed'.

>>51223410
That doesn't delete the naked shorts. Someone still has to buy those and given RC's movement something tells me he wants moass to happen naturally and allow price to increase as a result of short closing.

>>51223410
>How would you force people to sell their property ?
>Just force them to sell.

I love coke

>>51223410
>force it to go private
Kek no, that’s the kind of shit that requires shareholder approval, no exceptions, they’ll be lucky to get class action lawsuits instead of Minecraft if they try. Elon could only threaten to take twitter private because he would literally buy enough of the shares to control the vote. I hope you can see the issue at hand

>>51223472
whew that's a lot of words

>>51223410
Elon threatened to take tesla private in order to force the shorts to exit their position, so this would probably initiate the squeeze instead of avert it. Any transaction would highlight the extent of the naked shorting too, which more than anything would just be embarassing for the entire system.

Nothing fuds fudders more than the knowledge that the government isn't going to help them.

>>51223491
It's all cartoon clownworld shit for sure. I can easily see them labeling retail holders of certain meme stocks as "anti-Semitic Financial terrorists" or some similar such nonsense so they can rationalize the abuse of said retail traders.

>>51223383
If this thing goes 1/10th as high as some people think, then it will be trillions in taxes.

>>51223417
Holy shit it couldnt be easier.

>>51223347
I dont see how me getting a shitton of money on my portfolio on etoro would be bad for etoro, so yeah agreed with you on that.

>>51223560
>Holy shit it couldnt be easier.
Yep, because that’s something the ledgies want you to do. Don’t fall for the trap
>>51223538
Good luck with that. Remember:
>they’ll be lucky to get class action lawsuits instead of Minecraft if they try

>>51223599
The idea is that brokers never actually bought your shares and so will have to go buy shares in the middle of a squeeze to sell to pay you, meaning they lose on both ends.

WAGMI

>>51223622
If there are seriously still broker that aren't aware of the situation that's been brewing for nearly 2 years and didn't go and buy as many shares as Ken would naked short to them to fulfill and an all obligations they probably deserve to go bankrupt for stupidity and incompetence.

>>51223622
From my understanding with etoro atleast, is that they buy it, hold it, and I got an 'iou' kindoff. I'm thinking that would
be the same with most brokers?
Or are you meaning that they are so retarded they take peoples money without buying shares, and then whenever a stock goes up and people sell, they buy it for more money, and give the money to you? That would make most brokers go bankrupt even without gme, no?
Like this:
>tesla is 50
>broker take my 50
>they dont actually buy a share
>now me and millions others sell at 500
>the broker lose 450 dollar per share
That would be the most retarded broker in the world

>>51223615
Im DRS'ing 95% of my shares.

>>51223622
Which is insanely illegal and stupid.

>>51220138
>>51220138
>>51220138
Threaded, frens!

>>51220332
>>51221795

checked!

>>51220487
wagmi!

>>51223472
tldr faggot

>>51223708
sneed, good try though

>>51223697
Yeah see this
>>51223685
Anyome trying that would lose millions everytime a stock went up and people sold their shares. Doing that would be the worst business decision ever made

>>51223466
Yeah it does.

>>51223468
It's not up to you, unfortunately. You could vote no, but if it passed, you would have money in your brokerage instead of shares.

>>51223491
It would probably go to a vote, but with how rigged things are I don't doubt it would pass.

>>51223514
It would go to near the buyout price. There would be no reason to go above that if the government is bailing them out.

>>51220399
>>51223708
>pasta spammer is the splitter
is anyone surprised?

>51223708
>sneed hoggies
Sounds like you're implying that Ken Griffin is a dirty pig. Are you sure you're comfortable with this? Calling Ken Griffin a disgusting fat dirty pig?

>>51223708
sneed fag

>>51223735
>>51223735
>>51223735
Threaded, frens!

>>51222888
>>51223333
Big checked!

>>51223721
You're a fucking retard. Making the company go private means that every single naked short needs to be closed and bought out. It would literally cause moass.

>708
>he STILL can’t type two simple words
>>51223685
etoro is a contract for difference broker, which basically means what you’re describing. VladHood is the same, their entire business model is people on average selling at a loss and getting shrekt on options

>>51223748
Ken is the tendieman
Tendieclause is coming to town
If you dont behave, your stocks dont get naked sjorts that will make you rich

>>51223685
They have a trading day + two to actually balance the account. If they don't settle the trade, it would turn into an ftd. Retail doesn't encounter ftds usually since their trade volume and prices are much lower compared to commercial traders.

>>51223770
You mean etoro is buying, holding and giving me 'iou'?

Or that they are full retard like my other example? Because Ive seen etoro said they did it the way I described it.
I have on nordnet as well. As soon as jewtoro closed buy button during first squeeze, I stopped buying from them and went to nordnet. Atleast if nordnet fucks me I'll be on the same peninsula as them and will have no trouble minecrafting them in minecraft

>>51220916
Nigger. Takes some real balls to keep posting Keith after LRC and BBBY, you fucking nigger.