/biz/ - Business & Finance

I NEVER SHORT CAUSE SHORTS ARE THE COUSIN OF PUMPS

When's the bottom, cashgang?

>emerging markets are still beating the developed markets
why is europe being out done by literal shitholes

>>51217675
based nigger

Buy JEPI until the next bull run because we are gonna crab for the next 5 years after this dump.

>>51217657
fuck you, piss drinker.

PARTY CITY IS THE NEXT AMC, BUY BUY BUY

>Mumus so deprived of gains a 20 minute rally sends them cheering and calling the bottom

>>51217702
sell signal

get fucked momo

>Steve's wife dies in her sleep
>Bald and Bankrupt is finished
>Assets are all depreciating
>Interest rates going up until the year 20xx
Nothing is good anymore.

I just bought 50k in SOXL calls.

>>51217690
jesus fuck why is this doing so well compared to other dividend etfs

it's funny how /smg/ niggers only talk about their positions when they're up and then dead silence when it's down

>>51217722
Nice larp you faggot!!! AIN'T NO ONE THIS STUPID!!

>>51217725
Because it’s a secret fund Managed by JP Morgan Jews for rich clients.

>>51217721
>fellow Steve enjoyer
That was incredibly shocking to hear out of the blue that his wife just randomly died. Shouldn't have happened to a based guy like Steve.

>>51217702
>next AMC
>one is a debt ridden unprofitable movie theater
>other is a profitable party store that also doubles as the largest wholesaler and manufacturer of party goods
no thank you

Nice larp you faggot!!! AIN'T NO ONE THIS STUPID!!

>>51217731
The best bit is the namefags disappearing like a fart in the wind

>>51217690
>we are gonna crab for the next 5 years after this dump
That's not how markets work. You're supposed to rotate out of income after the bottom forms so that you can catch the upside gains. Income etfs underperform during recoveries/bull markets.

>>51217731
people clowned on PRTY when it was down last Friday along with the rest of the market

that should have been your buy signal

>>51217733
Wtf is happening with semis and why are they all dumping? The chip act thing was a lie

>>51217731
Where have you been all day?

>>51217704
>waits patiently for power hour
That's right mumu. It's safe now. Come on out. Don't you want to slurp? Look at the rally, doesn't it look delicious? There will be another one very soon, isn't that grand?
Thaaaaats right, there we are. Go ahead and buy. It's alright. Stonks only go up, right?

I don't like fucking bankers, okay?

>>51217739
No honestly most shit posted here is terrible, this seems genuinely good

Sepbottom

>>51217771
You're partially right.
However look at what happened to the S&P from 2000 to 2013.
I believe it is very possible we revisit such a crabby market. There are a lot of geopolitical issues to work out over the next 5 years.

Is the new Lawd Dem Rangz bullish for AMZN?

>>51217838
Crab

>>51217831
very antisemitic post anon, markets only go up

>good at finance, think it would be fun career
>get into it
>turns out your a cuck now who gets to watch other peoples money get traded while it’s illegal for you to trade

>>51217810
>>51217690
>>51217725

I need to meme JEPI into being the mascot of a multiyear bear market like Ren is for SOXL.
But I don't think there are any cute crab girls.

Sad

SOXS is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crap in all but name. The desire for lamer, slower, gayer is finished. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how few cores, how slow or inefficient, demand requires shittier, slower, expensive, worse. The clamor for burnt silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semishits.
SOXS couples a single ETF entry point with the the worst companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with -3x leverage. With SOXS your economic interests are aligned with hardware dumpster fires TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Dog shit tech companies with stagnant products nobody wants, not tech companies pushing informative ads. And like all leveraged inverse ETFs, SOXS is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an downmarket while mitigating margin risks in a uptrends.
In the last year, SOXS has exploded over 70% (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth has reversed and every viable space is finished with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of uninterested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly crappier and inefficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's final breath, a revolution with SOXS holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Waiting for the "pullback" is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

I'm not fucking happy! Why did the selling stop?!?!! Didn't you see what they said? USA and China will be fighting each other, and USA is going to friendly fire upon the Nips and Gooks because they look like they're Chinese.

>>51217838
>I'M ACTING

>>51217864
WW3 BULLISH AF

JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

>>51217753
It was brutal to watch, definitely shouldn't have happened to him. Sad, because I can see him using alcohol to cope.
Prayin for him.
>>51217796
>Stonks only go up, right?
Yes
>>51217838
>$1Billion budget
You underestimate globomedias ability to foist this piece of shit on people.

>>51217865
>gibs me dat rang yt boi

this IS the bottom ok, is just IS

Is there a defense ETF without Boeing that I can buy in preparation for tension near Taiwan?

>>51217807
If my banker looked like this I'd enjoy fucking her

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT THIS IS ORGANIC PRICE ACTION WITH A PROFIT MOTIVE AS OPPOSED TO A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS SITTING AROUND BIDDING THE PRICE UP FOR MIDTERMS

S&P likely to bounce to 400 (and fail) IMO.
There is strong support level at 390 and there is a shoulder line to fill at 400.
Also a reversal pattern of shrinking magnitude lows.

Would be a good breather for the daily RSI to allow for further down-moves IMO.

>>51217886
yeah its called being a charge and investing in tsm anyways

Thanks to the PRTY shills
I'm already up $1.30 on my 1 call

>>51217889
We'll see if the markets shit the bed in the last 10 minutes again.

>>51217913
>being a charge

>>51217862
kek vey nice anon

>>51217926
BE A FUCKING CHARGE ANON

How do I profit from this?

>>51217881
https://streamable.com/v3m794

Friday going to be healing time?

There will be no V shaped recovery. The collapse hasn't even started. When we hit bottom people will be very angry and they'll all be pointing fingers at the fed. Heavy money printing will be viewed as a return to the high inflation environment everyone hated so much.
There will be a new generation of real estate baggies created, all trying to scrape out break even. We're in for a 2012 consolidation period.

>>51217947

>>51217690
JEPI ... Stop taking Gregs advice on stocks / ETFs. Are you still buying PDBC as well ?
I swear to god, his last good call was oil earlier this year.

Jepi is doing dogshit, but I guess it keeps you hedged. Question is if its enough for as shitty it is doing.

>>51217950
How do they get away with this?

>>51217950
DRV, SRS, REK

>>51217959
holy fuck is this real? This looks like a joke (obviously the names are, I just mean otherwise)

>>51217959
i am really tired of tiny hats putting brown in everything

>>51217950
Uh whatever Burry did for 2008 would be good.

>The gap is *frequently* bigger than the actual market hours price movement

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS

>>51217950
mark the african american box on your loan application. If they say you're not just reeeeee in ebonics

>>51217986
yeah let me go buy 400M in credit default swaps from the street rq

What stocks do we buy because of this?
S&W?

Can we not do this now Biden.

>>51217950

>>51217950
>everything thinking this is their way of screwing over white people
>in reality this is just them using "diversity" to get around Dodd-Frank act and other shit

>>51218002
Yeah that. Go go.

Someone with MS Paint skills needs to edit lum into the picture.

>>51217984
Oh it's real

>>51217950
>literally the exact shit that caused the 2008 collapse

>>51218002
hey pick up some for me bro, i'll pay you back

>>51217682
Generally you need electricity to run anything beyond an 18th century economy.

>>51218022
is that gandalf?

>>51218019

>>51218012
>calls maga gop extreme threat to democracy
>purposefully promote gop candidates
I remember when politicians actually tried to be sneaky. They just do this shit right in front of you now and gaslight you if you speak up

>>51217950
a young nigga like me finna buy my momma new crib

>>51217651
I like Paw Patrol, so I've been a Party City man for a long time. Now that I'm a Party City stockholder the employees greet me by name when I enter the store and ask me if I need any Paw Patrol supplies for the next birthday party.
Yesterday I made my weekly trip to Party City and the pretty Hispanic girl at the register, Angelina, said she had something new to show me. She took me into the office and let me sit in the manager's chair.
"Don't move, sir. I'll be right back."
When she returned she had a new employee with her, a surprisingly clean Somali girl of about eighteen. Angelina took off her shit and revealed a massive pair of gravity-defying breasts. She slapped the Somali girl on the left breast and yelled something in her language. The Somali—her name is Aamiina— took her shirt off as well. She had small, perky breasts, and once she was topless she produced a Paw Patrol party hat and put it on my head.
Angelina swept a bunch of unpaid invoices onto the floor. "Who do you want on the desk?"
I pointed at Aamiina.
All of a sudden I was fucking Angelina from behind while Angelina pleasured Aamiina with her mouth. Despite being Muslim, Aamiina's family had not removed her clitoris. She was enjoying Angelina's tongue and started screaming for the Prophet Mohamed as she climaxed. Pressure started building in my balls and the base of my cock and I could tell I was getting close. After Aaniina's orgasm Angelina grabbed her pants off the floor and found a pocket-sized Quran. Then she got on her knees. Aamiina pushed Angelina's tits together while Angelina held the Quran open on top of her tits. I screamed as ropes of cum covered Angelina, Aamiina, and the Quran. Then I used the Quran to wipe my cock. Party City has a thermostat policy to protect profits for shareholders, so I also used it to wipe the sweat from the crack of my ass.
Party City gives investors great value and has immeasurable intangible upside. See you on the moon!

>>51218022
What the fuck,who's behind this even?

>didn't go into SOXS because I figured this shit market would be kept afloat until November
>look at SOXL
it's literally been like 5 days what the fuck

>>51218044
Fuck
Fuck that's awful. You've gotta go camping and shit with a gun anons, this is nightmare fuel

>>51218066
It's not too late to get into SOXS, we are going to be in a downfall for the entire month

>>51217886
Buy DFEN as well as some BA puts.

>>51217950
High finance Jews have actually turned redpilled, when it comes to their own bottom lines. They need someone to buy the bags.

>>51218044
bobros.. have we gone too far?

>bulls get week after week of easy trending day
>people who realize the market is uninvestable garbage being propped up by socialist faggots get to eat a big bowl of overnight gaps and crabwalking

THEY SHOULD HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THE MARKET IS FAKE, OTHERWISE THEY ARE JUST CONNING US INTO MAKING BAD DECISIONS SO THEY CAN GAIN POLITICAL POWER

>>51218063
(((who))) indeed

>>51218063
J

>>51218066
the whole semiconductor sector has gotten boged to hell and back the last week

>>51217950
Isn't it illegal to determine who you give a mortgage to because of their race?

>>51218044
incredible what we're willing to put up with to save le environment when we could easily wipe out every other carnivore on the planet

>>51218097
nothing is illegal when a bank does it

>>51218097
*Buys more DVR

>>51218086
It's those damned Javanese, I knew it!

I'm cashgang, not a bobo.
If you aren't out now, you are retarded. Every sign points to pain.

>>51218114
>>51218097
>>51217950
On April 11, 1968, President Lyndon Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act of 1968, which was meant as a follow-up to the Civil Rights Act of 1964. The 1968 Act expanded on previous acts and prohibited discrimination concerning the sale, rental, and financing of housing based on race, religion, national origin, sex, (and as amended) handicap and family status. Title VIII of the Act is also known as the Fair Housing Act (of 1968).

>>51218097
that is very anti semitic of you anon

>>51218078
Dfen puts?

>>51218097
Who knows anon, the establishment is currently among the most overtly racist bunch of shitbags to have ever existed; nothing they have ever said about equality or fairness matters. It is all just 100% pure bullshit so that the party that's even more corrupt than republicans -- at least republicans don't pretend to be altruistic while they're actually just complete subversionist shitsacks -- can self-preserve.

1 day pump, tomorrow, be there

>>51218070
when bear attacks happen it's often because the bear drags someone out of their tent
you probably wouldn't have time to go for your just and even if you managed to you'd be horribly mauled in the time it takes you to blast the bear
just don't go camping in grizzly country

EVERYONE COOL IT

>>51218122
flagrantly unconstitutional

>>51218139
that's not how it works

>>51217959
I'm probably going to watch like 20 minutes of this and then never think about it again. But I am looking forward to ogle that Galadriel actress.

anybody shorting LULU into earnings?

>>51218070
I feel like if I lived near bobos I wouldn't go anywhere without a rifle

>>51218138
Holiday monday,mumu

>>51218044
>Mum, it’s not hurting any more. I don’t feel the pain. Forgive me for everything, I love you so much.'

>>51218122
Reverse discrimination is allowed baggot.

>>51218139
>just don't go camping
Solid plan. If Boy Scouts taught me anything it's that camping invariably sucks.

>>51218124
No, I mean if you own an ETF but don't like component X, you can buy the ETF and short an amount of X equal to its weighting in the ETF.

So if DFEN is triple levered with a 5% BA weighting, you can buy $100 of DFEN and short $15 of BA*. Then you get your warbucks while any dumb diversity moves by Boeing that would drag you down are canceled out by your short.

*Puts can be a less capital-intensive way of doing this.

>>51218186
so true bestie

>>51218174
just wave your arms in the air and yell at them. they're just pests
t. innawoods resider

>>51218070
It's surprisingly common actually.
Bears are so big and powerful that they don't need to kill their prey before they eat it.
Many bear victims will be found with all of their abdominal organs gone, but no other obvious fatal wounds.
They will literally eat you from groin to neck whilst you are still alive.

>>51218196
black bears are pests
grizzlies and for alaskanites the white bears can and will eat humans

SQQQ IS DUMPING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck u who ever bought party city and crashed it at 2.12. U had all week to buy below 2 but your nigger ass had to buy the top

FUCK THIS SHIT!

oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you find these chink companies before they scam rocket to the moon? Does SHGKY have potential to moon? I might buy a $100 lotto ticket but I'm basically throwing darts blindfolded

>>51218225
TQQQ IS PUMPING!

If the bear's black, fight back.
If the bear's brown, lay down.
If the bear's white, say goodnight.

bottom is in

bull run is in effect

time to get exuberant bull bros

>Markets crab to flat close on news of increased market volatility

>>51218250
>If the bear's brown, lay down.
no if the bear's brown unload your tube of copper sabot slugs into it's face or you're dead meat

>>51218203
Fact: bears are the most powerful race in the world

>>51218107
this anon is one of the few sane people left in the west.

Ready for sour hour,mumu?

>>51218235
GET SCARED YOU LAZY BEARS! Take your gains its time!

AEVA + NVDA

Is this the end of semis bros? How much worse does it get? Indexes are barely down.

>>51218216
all bears can eat humans. Polars are the only ones who actively hunt humans. Grizzlies and browns are pests. Just don't try fighting them over a fish but otherwise just yell at them and they fuck off. I literally run tank sized bears out of my yard every year by yelling at them. They get a guilty look on their face and run, pretty comical desu

>>51218244
>TQQQ
NO YOU ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51218196
Black bears are overgrown racoons against which this tactic will work. Brown bears, aka Grizzlies, do not give a shit and happily intermingle with Polar bear populations. They will eat you and waving your arms and screaming at them is a good way to die. The proper response is backing away slowly while turning the safety on your 12g with slugs off and making sure there is one in the chamber. Alternatively, don't fucking go to bear country.

OIL WTF happened today?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE GOLDEN BULL RUN HAS BEGUN
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

And would you look at that we're reviving! Today we close green. Green again tomorrow. Green 4 days next week. TQQQ to 60 by election day, get fucked bobos

>>51218285
THATS A BIDEN WIN

>>51218283
shut the fuck up nigger i live in remote alaska i'm not even on the road system go get raped by a paki or whatever you city fags do

>>51218285
Arab betray

>>51218275
grizzlies don't give a fuck you stupid nigger they will kill you dead for no reason even if they aren't hungry and there are plenty of cases of hungry grizzlies attacking and eating people in campsites
or eating people who walked too far into the woods in bear country even relatively close to civilization
I also live in "bear country" but the black bears hardly count

I nearly bought some SOXL at $12.01 and I pussied out.....

What is going on?

>>51218307
by dumping everything? What news actually made it drop 3% ina ducking day?

>>51218298
>on the internet, nobody knows you're a literal grizzly/grolar bear baiting unwitting retards to their deaths
You get lucky every time that tactic works until it doesn't and then you die and a native pisses firewater on you when your body gets found in the morning.

>>51218285
We don't talk about that bro

The meltup is finally here.

>>51218308
also black bears can still kill you because its still a fucking bear

>>51218298
then why the fuck are the overwhelming majority of bear attack cases by grizzlies
I'll give you a hint: they are aggressive and perfectly happy to eat people and also live near people in states more densely populated than the alaskan tundra

>>51218283
I've always heard their behavior is basically identical and the reason you play dead against a grizzly bear even though it will still kill you is because, in that case, you stand absolutely no chance of fighting back

>>51218285
Everyone realized you can just short sell oil futures even if you don't own any. They don't check.

390 was the bottom. You shorted the bottom fucking lol

i just bought 9200 shares of AQB today AMA

>>51218324
black bears are well known to run off the moment there's a loud noise desu

nice spy calls scalp

If you think you're getting fucked by the bears, just remember: you're not Timothy Treadwell.
Jesus Christ, that guy was a fucking retard.

MY SQQQ IS GETTING WRECKED!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

whats the ticker for the Nasdaq in tradingview that's real-time and not delayed?

>>51218139
no most bear attacks to campers happen when they don't sleep in a tent and instead in a bivvy or hammock. bobo goes to the campsite to check out the smells and gets surprised by a bagholder putting it in attack mode

>>51218348
I'm still not risking that they weigh up to 600 fucing pounds.

>>51218321

>>51218366
kek the KPop faggot always buys the top

>>51218347
How’s it feel to lose 25%?

>>51218374
well yeah obviously you want to be armed and avoid them but a random retarded woman isn't nearly as likely to get torn apart by a black bear on a whim

>>51218107
>Kills all carnivores
>World is overrun with prey animals
>Kills all prey animals
>World is overrun with insects
>Kills all insects
>Plants no longer can naturally reproduce
>Humans in charge of fixing this
Kek good luck planetary baggie

finally, a nice sustainable rally to SPY 600 can begin

It's really gonna go fill that stupid fucking gap huh

>he isn't going cash
what are you doing

>>51218373
plenty of cases where grizzlies drag ppl out of their tents in the rockies because they're hungry and 150+ pounds of lean meat is just behind that thin layer of canvas

>dow green
Where are you doom posting bobos now??

>>51218357
I think we will test 400 to fill out that shoulder line.

Then prolly dump again all the way to 370

>>51218315
China closing a city, iran fud, sector rotation, I don't fucking know man, the market is terminally retarded.

JEPI BROS WE ARE LEAVING THE SPY IN THE DUST
LET US FEAST ON THE DEGENERATE OPTION BUYERS AS WE COLLECT OUR DIVIDENDS AND OUTPERFORM THE MARKET AGAIN

THANK YOU JP MORGAN JEWS

>>51218041
Le'Bilbo

>>51218394
>Plants no longer can naturally reproduce
What is wind. Also fuck complex lifeforms we're going single cell on this planet baby

>>51218394
we wiped out virtually all megafauna and virtually all large carnivores EXCEPT for bears and the environment is doing great
wiping out anything reasonably capable of harming us doesn't mean we have to kill honeybees and grasshoppers

>>51218426
At least gas is hanging tough.

W ALLAH AND JUST LIKE THAT THE BOTTOM IS IN

look at all this faggot ass volume
just fucking look at it

Meltup meltup meltup meltup MELTUP! Market will be at ATH by EoY.

>>51218413
>lean meat
Not in the US

long BBW

don't question it

>>51218382
my purchase price is 1.15 bro

>>51218461
Why?

YEAH IM THINKING WERE BACK

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A BIG FUCKING SCAM
WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE FAIR SYSTEMS AND THEN ALLOW PEOPLE TO LIVE THEIR FUCKING LIVES

>market didn't bounce on tuesday
>it bounced on thursday
Well fuck you too.

>>51218485

>>51218471
U do know you just donated right? They will dilute and send it to .20 cents

BUY BUYSS BUYYYYYY WE ARE GREEEN FUCK BOBO

>>51217950
Inverse REIT ETF?

>>51218485
Jews.

>>51218473
BECAUSE THEY ALL DECIDED TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT'S THE MELTUP WHILE PPT BIDS THE PRICE UP SO PRESIDENT FAGGOT DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK LIKE SUCH A TOOLSHED GOING INTO MIDTERMS
THAT'S WHY

>>51218329
It really just depends on the bear. Most of the time if they're not starving hungry or don't have cubs with them or aren't having a bad day, yeah you can just yell at them and make yourself look big and they'll fuck off. If they're hungry, or just pissed off in general, or especially if they have cubs with them then you're probably going to die unless you get extremely lucky. I wouldn't ever go into bear country without a reliable semi-auto 12g loaded with 3.5" magnum slugs for any reason whatsoever, but that's because I refuse to be turned into a pile of shit in the woods. Crazier fuckers than me do it with nothing at all or just a can of bear spray.

I'm recoooooooooovering

RECESSION CANCELLED
1000% GDP INCREASE
WGMI

LOL bears are about to counter fuck you bulls in about half an hour...

ANSWER THE DOOR BOBO SOMEBODY WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU

>>51218471

LOOK AT ALL THESE STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS TRYING TO *ADVERTISE* THE FUCKING STOCK MARKET
I HATE YOU ALL SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT

sold my TSLA and SG puts midday today

nice

no wait wait bobo nooo please i didn't mean it--!!

>>51218517
U sound like an actual schizophrenic

test

i cant wait to buy base metal producers at 2017 prices bros.

SPY redemption arc to ~$415 starting now.

Tfw you scalp the doom bear market.

>>51217682
>25% zoomer unemployment in Europe
>birthrates in the trash
>everything is designed to funnel money to boomers
>immigration isn't even giving jobs to tech niggers like the USA because the salaries are shit, it's just herds of seething muslim africans and slavs (who act like africans) shitting everything up
>UK real population is around 87 million, 20 million 'temporary' residents who have been living there for 20 years
>other western european countries also overcrowded
>no oil
>no exploitation of natural resources to appease green retards
>no investment in Icelandic resources or Greenlandic resources because muh environments
Gonna stop there to say that I heard Icelandic and Greenlandic chicks are massive sluts, I'd love to visit both. But I think you need to go to Denmark and take an internal trip to Greenland which sounds gay so maybe just Iceland since rektjavik is bigger anyway.

Maybe shorting oil here is the play. I mean, when's the last time the Saudis have ever done anything to hit back at New York finance?

>>51218541
YOU SOUND LIKE A CLUELESS FAGGOT MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TAKE SOME MEDS LIKE SOME VITAMIN D OR SOMETHING AND THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO BE SOME SNARKBALL RETARD WHO GOES AROUND REPEATING ZOOMER SHIT

>>51218533
The entire board is about your shitcoins, are you so dissatisfied that you have to come into the one fucking thread that's not and complain? It's all rigged anyway, stop being a faggot.

Is oil going to pump or crash tomorrow? I know it won’t be big either way but i’m pretty much ready to cash out now not sure if to sell now or tomorrow

>>51218448
>asians
probably either ate everything, or crapped on it until they all died, or drank the blood of everything

>>51218544
you deserved to get banned for that post I'll be honest

>>51218570
I DON'T HOLD ANY SHITCOINS ASSHOLE
I'M TRYING TO TRADE THE FUCKING STOCK MARKET VIA THE FUCKING STOCK EXCHANGES
THE PUBLIC STOCK EXCHANGES THAT ARE ALLEGEDLY REGULATED AS OPPOSED TO BLATANTLY MANIPULATED BY A BUNCH OF AUTOCRATIC SCUMBAGS

>>51218563
>>51218575
I expect saudis to cut production and thus oil go up

>>51218565
Hey schizo. I'm all in party city at 1.91. You must be down a lot. I've seen you posting here about a melt up for 7 months

>>51218485
>anger detected
>implication that current things aren't perfect detected
We noticed you posted this troubling message anon 4087995. You have broken rule 4 and have been docked 50 credit points. You can no longer use public transportation. Please avoid posting similar insensitive content in the future. Bye now!

>>51218563
That's dangerous talk friend.

>>51218607
>You must be down a lot
OH LOOK IT'S A FAGGOT ASSHOLE
WHO KNEW

DRV
3x inverse Real Estate etf

>>51218619
>infographic
is the best part

and just like that, the bear market ended on 09/01/22 and we entered an era of ever growing prosperity and abundance

>>51218625
Post your positions shitzo

>This foreign born former A+ list model/yachter is the wife of a CEO and hoping her next annual financial threshold in the marriage is reached prior to the company declaring bankruptcy. (Miranda Kerr/Evan Spiegel/Snap Inc)

Shorting LULU for earnings. I'm gonna be a thousandaire tomorrow.

>>51217977
>>51218628
We back, DRVchads?

>>51218619
>nose
Who could they be talking about?

>>51218645
I could rock a well fug xdd shirt

>>51218647
STOP TALKING TO ME, YOU ABRASIVE BORING FAGGOT
GO SLIDE YOUR DICK INTO A SLEEPING PERSON'S ASSHOLE OR SOMETHING
STICK TO YOUR VIBE
STICK TO YOUR LANE

Partial profit locked in. Rest stays in until buy (cover) signal.

>>51218698
Ya i thought so. You literally have no money and bought the top months ago. Kek

>>51218645
I want a prooooooh shirt

uh, quit going down you FAGGOT fucking market

>>51218647
SERIOUSLY HARASS SOMEONE ELSE YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD
I DO NOT LIKE YOU
NEVER ADDRESS ME UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO IRATELY TELL YOU WHAT A **FAGGOT** YOU ARE IN ALL CAPS
THAT'S THE DEAL

And Here We Go

>saudi arabia up 20% this year
Inshallah

>>51218727
Go have sex

>>51218715
GO DATAMINE SOMEONE ELSE YOU BORING GLOWFAGGOT ASSHOLE
AND GO GET OBSESSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE
I SWEAR TO GOD I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS SHIT DOESN'T GET YOU FUCKING FIRED

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FAGGOT
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FAGGOT
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FAGGOT

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE ME LEAVE
GO HARASS SOMEONE ELSE
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
DO YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?

Why are you mumus still posting?
we're still red.

>>51218575
It will either crash, pump, or go sideways. You have been warned.

>>51218044
>believing dailymail stories

>>51218748
I WILL DO THIS ALL DAY
I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE SEEN AS PART OF THE PROBLEM TOO
YOU DELIBERATELY ABRASIVE, GRIEFING FAGGOT FUCK WHO HAS NEVER UTTERED ON SENTENCE IN GOOD FAITH IN HIS ENTIRE FAGGOT LIFE

LEAVE ME ALONE OR I WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT YOU FAGGOT

>>51218154
so is telling you you cant buy a fully loaded tank or a machinegun grenade launcher and bring it to jury duty but you know.

+2% SPY day tomorrow to rape all the weekly puts. I'm cashing out tomorrow though

>>51218758
Lmao ur so dumb

has the market update ANON already reported today ?

>>51218758
Sir, this is a Wendy's.

>>51218765
Yeah but we're not AS red!

JOE
CHINESE
MARKET SETPOINT
BIDEN

FAGGOT PRESIDENT

EVERYONE DO YOURSELVES A FAVOR AND GOOGLE "PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM." THE FED LITERALLY HAS TWO OFFICE FLOORS FULL OF BLOOMBERG TERMINALS. THAT'S ONE OF THEIR FUCKING "LEVERS" NOW

LOOK UP PPT, AND THEN REFLECT ON ALL THE SHIT WE GIVE CHINA FOR HAVING A FAKE STOCK MARKET

There's a thread on a business bay
And it serves a hundred shitposts a day
Lonely mumus pass the time away
And talk about their dreams

And there's a bobo in this smg
And he works layin' mumus down
They say "Bobo, not another round"
He serves them sorrow and pain

The mumu say, "Bobo, please go away
(Please go away)
I am losing all my money
(All my money)
Yeah, bobo puts all the mumus in the sea

>>51218803
this but unironically

scalped NVDA to buy some Tillamook ice cream. it really is the creamiest, but no way i'm paying $6 for it.

Were gonna end green aren't we

>>51218798
Can I get a spicy chicken sammich? I would like to have a spicy chicken sammich.

IF ANYTHING YOU EVER SAID WAS EVEN REMOTELY NOVEL OR CLEVER IN THE SLIGHTEST, IT WOULD BE ONE THING, BUT NOT ONLY DO YOU HARASS ME, BUT YOU HARASS ME WITH THIS BORING, PUERILE, NPC, GRIEFER NONSENSE, AND DON'T YOU DARE BE SURPRISED IF I EVENTUALLY GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING TEETH IN AND THEN TAKE IT
YOU DESERVE WORSE, YOU POWER ABUSING FAGGOT ASSHOLE
I'M WORTH LIKE A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS JUST BTW YOU STUPID FUCK

>>51218821
Hey buddy... I do NOT post ironically

>>51218831

>>51218831
Yeah,vix will end green

this is all happening because I almost bought some at noon but didn't. I'm sorry bobos

Buy JEPI and stop gambling

>>51218758
Bro, >>51218791 just called you dumb. Are you just going to take that shit?

>>51218414
>DIA is +0.08%
>n-no don't look at SPY, QQQ and IWM
are you invested in DIA? No? lmao

>>51218852
i sensing a tad bit of irony in this post...........

Jannies did something based for once. Nice.

>>51218816
Uh, is this a Piano Man cover? I can't match a tune to it

>>51218877
I need a tl;dr on how the hell it can do a 10% dividend yield cause that's fucking insane. That's beating international real estate

>>51218883
No because that anon isn't a power abusing faggot who follows me around so he can say the most obnoxiously BORING shit he can possibly think of.

>>51218888
>are you invested in DIA?
Yeah I own apple.

>>51218889
What the fuck?! There is LITERALLY no irony involved!

>>51218899
>how the hell it can do a 10% dividend yield cause that's fucking insane. That's beating international real estate
>looks at zim

>>51218826
For me it's Van Leeuwen. It's trendy and expensive, but it's so damn good.

>>51218899
https://youtu.be/NroOy32qwvA

>>51218893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx8L7a3MuE

>>51218883
Lmao ur so dumb

JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

FAGGOT PRESIDENT

FAKE CHINESE ECONOMY

>>51218815
>TWO OFFICE FLOORS FULL OF BLOOMBERG TERMINALS.
That probably costs like 6 million dollars a year just in subscription fees. Do you think they get a bulk discount?

Reminder that crap unemployment tomorrow will be extremely bullish.

bottom is in

>>51218941
OK, chief, we get it, markets are rigged. It's not worth giving yourself an aneurysm over.

>>51218930
nice i'll sell some calls tomorrow and try it out

can the saudi's stop fucking around, and shit down biden's throat already? Just announce that you're cutting production by 50%

>>51218941
>>51218961

>>51218961
At this point I'm just saying it because this griefing fuck thinks he's going to cause me displeasure until I go away, so he will get the opposite of what he wants until something else distracts me instead.

And just like that, a new bull market is born
See how cute he is! Look at his lil' tongue!

>>51218940
I know. What the fuck was I thinking adding an additional 90 put contracts today?

>>51218967
Wasn't the OPEC meeting today?

>>51218978
That's a capybara retard

>>51218973
Gosh I hope that's accurate. We don't need more /smg/ers having Scoopsie or Rocker type psychotic breaks.

>>51218984
Some technical working group did their forecasts yesterday. The formal meeting is on Monday the 5th.

>>51218979
Too bad, Mike Santoli says we're hitting support levels.
Suck on it, baggot.

>>51218978

meatbros... what have we done?

The 10 YEAR TREASURY IS AT 3.265%

IF THIS LIL NIGGA GOES ANY HIGHER WE ARE RETESTING THE JUNE LOWS

New

>>51219019
>>51219019

>>51218993

>>51219007
>support levels
The bottoms all caught monkie pox, there is no bottom, we're all going to have to have a circle jerk instead.

>>51218877
CallWrite ETFs:
>lose money on downturns, limit upwards potential in bull markets
PutWrite ETFs:
>get absolutely rekt on the slightest downturn
>try recover your leveraged losses in up markets
You'll eventually lose all your funds no matter what.
JEPI QYLD XYLD all the same.

>>51218914
which is red

>>51219025
nope because im long 100 spy puts

>>51217690
nice, I'll buy it alongside RITM(formerly NRZ)

I guess 25% each to those, and 50% to TQQQ once this dump reverses