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>Junior Intern from the Chainlink HR Department to discuss cutting edge CCIP research
LMAO its over

>> No.51207446

just sold 100k it's over

>> No.51207498
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>>51207434
Should be a good one. He co-authored whitepapers:
>chainlink 2.0
>ocr
>mixicles
>flash boys 2.0

>> No.51207512

>>51207498
that's a fat cock

>> No.51207534

>>51207498
>co-authored
lmao dude can't even write a paper by himself. does widdle baby need to be co-fed too? co-toileted?

>> No.51207588
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>>51207512
>>51207534
holy fucking kek is /biz/ back?>>51207498
saved

>> No.51207603
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If Chainlink ever collapses it will have been obvious in hindsight that I should not have given men like picrel my life savings.

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>>51207498
>my money is in the hands of this man and his fat cock and he cant even write a paper by himself

>> No.51207656

>>51207603
under da sea
under da sea
life is so crazy
under da SEEEAAA!!!

>> No.51207685
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>Ari: To put it another way, the best thing we can do to make the world better is to prevent extinction. And ideally this is something that smart contracts — hybrid smart contracts in particular, I guess, can help with.
>Serg: S-sounds... sounds pretty important t-t-to me...
>*awkward silence*
47m48s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ow8uN1TmxA#t=47m48s

>> No.51207767

>>51207685
hahah quite a find

>> No.51207782
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>>51207685
topkek there was another awkward ari sperger moment when they had that fireside and ari spoke about assassination smart contracts and said
>I would be excited for that

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>>51207434
Schmidt fingerprints all over this strat.
Incredible how stacked their R&D is at this point.
They're so far ahead of other projects it's not even funny.
They have all these massive concepts getting research by the biggest brains in academia.
The most talented engineers in the space productivizing them. And the most talented biz dev to GTM.
The parallel releases of FFS, CCIP and DECO, combined with staking capturing direct value fees, will melt faces.

People who still can't see the forest from the trees despite all the spoonfeeding will rope.

>> No.51208009

>>51207685
>>51207782
Kek'd. Ari has a good sense of humour. Also, that bit in the Flashboys paper about Rajesh losing his town's savings "please ser" LMFAO.

>> No.51208023

>>51208009
https://youtu.be/6jWf8zuBg2g?t=478
still up to his old tricks, this just from a couple of days ago

>> No.51208055

>>51207434
Nice!
This is what I wanted.
Learning the architecture of CCIP.

>> No.51208108

>>51207685
Why is this funny? What's the joke?

>> No.51208130

>>51208108
Chainlink. The joke is the project known as Chainlink.

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>>51207434
are you fucking retarded? R&D means research and development you fucking mouth breather

>> No.51208186

>>51207685
Imagine what Sergey must be enduring every day.
All his workers are woke idiots, but he needs wage slaves and he has to nod to make them feel appreciated while hiding his true nature and needs to constantly try not to reveal his power level.

Is this the definition of hell?
Who is suffering more?
The LINK marine bag holding through a bear market with a -95% or Sergey being forced to live in woke hell.

>> No.51208206

>>51208023
Holy shit I'm dying laughing LMAO

Ari is A KING

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>>51208186

>> No.51208277

>>51208023

>gathered all the village rupee

Like in a Zelda game where the main character is ....

>> No.51208281

>>51208212
Eating is a way to reduce stress similar to drinking...
Was it worth it Sergey?

Is this why he made us live through a crash to share the pain with us?

>> No.51208307

>>51207512
It's a hen.

>> No.51208391

>>51208277
zelda, a pretty cool guy. eh throws boomersngs snd doesn't afraid of anything

>> No.51208721

>>51207434
>junior intern
Your pic literally says he's "head of R&D".

>> No.51208873

>>51207685
First and only thing I can think of Lorenz whenever I see/hear about him. Wonder how many times he has that shit eating grin with must be countless cringe kino meetings at Chainlink.

>> No.51208930

>still clinging to a nonsensical multi-blockchain world where they all decide to add dependency to a middleman instead of learning from ethereum's mistakes and implementing oracles natively

either ethereum's won and there will be no blockchains to interop with,
or all the alternatives won't need to rely on a single middleman's source of failure

either way just like polkadot chainlink is betting on a future that will never exist

>> No.51208948

>>51208930
>implementing oracles natively
Oracles are off-chain by nature. They can never be "native" to a blockchain.
You're basically saying "just install the roads on the cars".

>> No.51208978

>>51207498
Feet are not touching the ground while squatting.. Fake slav? American spy?

>> No.51208982

>>51208948
and chainlink is just a "sidechain" with its own token, ultimately ripe for disruption by any blockchain looking to remove external dependencies and weak points. there's nothing special about chainlink, after all, all the data is already out there, and native oracles are even possible today on ethereum with no changes, just too expensive to validate for most purposes.

>> No.51209018

>>51208982
I just want you to know I am going to buy a shitload of Empiric Network and then i'm going to sell it all and buy LINK.

>> No.51209023

>>51209018
nobody really cares about either of those old-cycle tokens

>> No.51209104

>>51208873
Same

>> No.51209111

>>51208982
>chainlink is a "sidechain"
Holy shit stop posting.

>> No.51209476

>>51209111
checked and kek nothing is priced in

>> No.51211017

>>51208930
>>51208982

Linkcels forever BTFO. They cannot debunk this.

>> No.51211083

>>51208307
kek

>> No.51211136
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>>51207434
I don't trust him

>> No.51211370

>>51209018
Sounds like Ren, why is Empiric better?

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>>51207782
lmao. I went looking for that and on the vid someone pointed out another Ari humour moment.

@18:25
>So I'll give you an example. Suppose a user wants to generate a credential, proof on-chain, that she's over 18... therefore legal age to engage in... uh... contract.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioJ23XAl2z0
@26:14 Ari discusses how his first paper was about assassination smart contracts.

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>>51207866
It's hard to care about any of that until number go up

>> No.51211663

>>51211644
shills here are in it for the tech

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>>51211663
I'm in it because I believe the tech will make number go up bigly. It will just take longer than I'd like

>> No.51211896

>>51211802
out of curiosity, what's your timeframe? how long are you willing to hold until you see some price appreciation?

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>>51211386
When he talks about working closely with his 1st year student, after going on about proof of consent for ages

>> No.51211941

>>51211924
yeah he probably is a pedo like Vitalik

>> No.51212145

>>51211896
two weeks

>> No.51212175

>>51207866
This pic is taken at Harvard fwiw

>> No.51212185

>>51212145
cmon be honest
1 more year? 5 years?

>> No.51212247

>>51212185
I don't really have a timeframe. I will wait at least until the full release of CCIP and v2 staking and re-evaluate

>> No.51212323

>>51212247
thanks for responding

>> No.51213360

>>51211896
Indefinitely.

>> No.51213813

>>51213360
I see

>> No.51213912

>>51207434
From this day forward I identify as a 42 year old handicapped black lesbian. You're a bigot if you question my lifestyle.

Give me that free house!

>> No.51214094

Since most of SmartCon is not being livestreamed, I'm really curious how 'grand' these presentations will be. Your audience is only the people in the room, will it be a giant nothingburger? Can't imagine anything happens that only 500 people will know about

>> No.51214111

>>51214094
How were the previous SmartCons?

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>>51207434
I am not bullish, I am beyond bearish.
Chainlink is a globohomo shitcoin of the highest order and is going straight to zero.
Their days of shitting up biz with their astroturfed psyops are over. They've been found guilty of using DARPA bots, paid shills and sybil attacks to push the WEF agendas, and for that they will pay with their miserable life.
The shills and bagholders will be financially EXTERMINATED and there is nothing they can do about it except watch in horror as it all comes tumbling down. The ride ends here for linkies, the game is over for them.

>> No.51214192

>>51214094
I would imagine any major announcements they make in person will be paired with a blogpost release describing the same things. It would be stupid to limit the spread of positive info so artificially. At worst they will upload all the presentations in the weeks following smartcon to their youtube channel like they did last year.

>> No.51214238

>>51213912
Sorry - wrong thread

>> No.51214282

>>51214094
How don't you get it yet?
The presentations to the retail public plebs are not the important part, the important part is the networking going on behind the scenes.

Whatever is meant to be important will be released publicly anyway, what you should hope for is for the big boys to start making future deals behind the curtains during lunch etc. But in reality they will more than likely just talk how to short Chainlink while they have their talk or whatever lmao

>> No.51214512

>>51214111
Checked, and the audiences were not impressive desu. I remember last year's SC, someone "important" was speaking and there were only 2600 viewing

>>51214192
What I figured, either they tell the audience and then tweet the news 5 mins later or nothing is coming at SC

>>51214282
Yep, last year at SmartCon Mashinsky spoke with Bancor and other CeFi about when and how to short

>> No.51216518

>>51207498
based fresh egg man

>> No.51217553

Link is at $6.66 again wtf. Everytime I check it's at this price. What did they mean by this?

>> No.51218245

>>51214512
>2600 viewing
we've all been cucked out of the energy that in-person conferences create. you need to watch Sergey at eth Denver before everything locked down to see him at his best.

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>>51207434

>> No.51219240

>>51218550
based

>> No.51219627

>>51211386
>@26:14 Ari discusses how his first paper was about assassination smart contracts.
still love this interaction
autism is funny

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>>51212247
Solid desu.

>> No.51219751

>>51217553
Been hovering at 6.66 for three days straight now.
Anyone who's claiming price isn't manipulated at this point is out of their mind

>> No.51219764

>>51217553
mathematicians dabbing on jews

>> No.51220713

>However, Rashmi Misra, the company’s GM of IoT and AI solutions, readily accepts IoT is not at this level today and is a complex environment involving many diverse players along with significant challenges.
>“There is a need for simplification and consistency within the IoT chain,” the Microsoft executive said during the Delivering the IoT Ecosystem session at Mobile World Congress.
>“We need IoT to have access to edge and cloud-based intelligence along with the ability to maintain cohesive security throughout its managed life.”

>> No.51222437

thread still up. /biz/ is dead
bump

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>>51207588
>>51207866
>>51208055
>>51208277
>>51209111
>>51211644
>>51214111
checked
gonna be a good smartcon bros

>> No.51222908

>>51207498
He's one of us.