/biz/ - Business & Finance

Do I need to feed and house the driver?

>>51213091
Obviously the driver, I could make him be an uber driver and pay me his wages

>>51213117
He's employed by a firm and there exists a driver for you 24/7

>>51213091
Does the driver come with a car? If not obviously the money lmao, sure the driver might have a higher long term value but in the short run he is literally useless and will watch me ride off on my bike

Do I have to pay for the fuel for the car myself?

>>51213135
Very jewish of you, I like it

>>51213091
50g please, invest amd when I'm 80 and actually need a driver I will have more than enough divies to pay one.

>>51213147
Is the gas free too?

>>51213147
Oh that's way shittier, but still decent, is it guaranteed the firm will be around? Car ownership/gas/insurance will probably more than 50k after a decade, so I'd probably still take the driver if it will always be around.
Although will the firm bring the driver to remote areas of the world with me? If I move to a farm 3 hours from any city, I don't want to wait 3 hours for a driver. But if it's always within 5-10 minutes that'd be fine.
Otherwise just give me the 50k.

>>51213091
in theory (i.e., assuming it's for LIFE and I can do whatever I want with the driver), the driver would be the best option because of >>51213135
in practice, I'd take the 50k

>>51213091
Will I have to pay the maintenance costs for the car? Damage, fuel, etc?

50k to throw it into $DEO and get like $50 a month (more if dot stops being shit and becomes based again). Why would I want a driver for if I stay home 99% of the time? I order everything from the comfort of my gaming Razer chair (tm).

>>51213444
wow $50 a month that's almost a third worlder's salary! well done anon

I'd have sex with exactly 5 of the highest ranking Onlyfans girls.

>>51213135
>>51213117
>/biz/ discussing the intrinsic values of being a slave owner

>>51213444
Next year is Polkadot year anon. Screenshot this post

>>51213091
Personal driver, definitely. Far more useful.

>>51213444
>>51213523
2020- i mean 2021- i mean 2022- i mean 2023 is our year you guys!

>>51213391
The driver is professionally dressed, drives your car responsibly, but has to drive your car.

You can make him work phone app jobs while you shitpost on 4chan in the backseat.

>>51213091
Drivers are not needed in America.

>>51213545
In that case the services will be available for around 80 years or more for me. If the driver is good then I'll definitely pick the latter option, thank you.

I would take the $50k, buy the biggest golden dildo I could find and shove it up my sissy asshole. What are the financial implications of this move?

I like driving my car, I'll have 50k please.

>>51213504
Wait until you find out everyone's ancestors have been slaves at some point

>>51213091
Driver of course. I'd have him drive other people around 24/7 for mad gainz while I work from home.

>>51213091
If the driver is a cute girl and I can "drive" her, then the choice is obvious. If not then I'll take the money unless I can make him a taxi driver or something and reap in profits.