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I'm about to cheat on my wife. How can I profit from this

>> No.51208162

Unless you make some kind of porn out of it that she is okay with you selling it will be the most expensive mistake you ever made anon.

>> No.51208165

>>51208143
by not cheating and keeping your shot at going to Heaven

>> No.51208171

>>51208143
Your profits are going down this is harem inshallah learn to be a decent human being you bitch bastard

>> No.51208172

>>51208143
you actually lose 50% of your assets

>> No.51208175

don't do it. it will hurt everyone long-term, most of all yourself

>> No.51208211
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>>51208162
>>51208165
>>51208171
>>51208172
>>51208175
Thanks fellas. Steered me true. Left while she went to the bathroom and gonna jerk it in my hotel room

>> No.51208235

>>51208211
Based, also just get your wife to bring in a girl for a threesome
Listen to Patrice Oneal's The Black Phillip show

>> No.51208240

>>51208211
Dubs confirms I made the right choice. I'll never be mean to /biz/ again

>> No.51208264

>>51208211
based.

>> No.51208341

>>51208211
Good job anon. Don't look back no matter how hard it is

>> No.51208355

>>51208211
retard

>> No.51208405

Based thread. G-d is smiling down on your honor anon. We all stray from the path, but you did the right thing, even if it was only because of your greed.

>> No.51208576

>>51208143
tell her your birthday and xmas are the same day, finish with her dec 26th. profit

>> No.51208592

>>51208165
do you go to hell for cheating? what if not married? I thought men are allowed to sleep with many women while in a relationship. its ok to lie too if you benefit from it.

>> No.51208607

>>51208405
lol what happened to the o?

>> No.51208657

>>51208143
Don't do it anon

>> No.51208701

>>51208592
27 “You have heard that it was said to those of old, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell. 30 And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell.

31 “Furthermore it has been said, ‘Whoever divorces his wife, let him give her a certificate of divorce.’ 32 But I say to you that whoever divorces his wife for any reason except sexual immorality causes her to commit adultery; and whoever marries a woman who is divorced commits adultery.

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>>51208143
>I'm about to cheat on my wife.

Jerking off to Asian fart porn is NOT cheating on your wife!

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>>51208143
faggot

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>>51208211
Based if true. Good job fren.

>> No.51209213

>>51208143
You don't. It's call alimony and child support.

>> No.51209216

>>51208211
impressive. very nice
may your bags see a 100x

>> No.51209222

>>51208592
I think you might be a jew

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>>51208143
>how can I profit from this
film it

>> No.51210110

>>51208211
Based
YGMI

>> No.51210262

>>51208211
Good lad. Being able to resist temptations and staying loyal to the people who deserve it shows strength and character. Plus, 10 minutes of plowing some random slut is not worth a lifetime of guilt

>> No.51210861

>>51210262
can confirm this

>> No.51211305

>>51208592
>its ok to lie too if you benefit from it
no I hate lying niggers like you

>> No.51212308

>>51208143
Get some viagara and go as hard and long as you want