/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51205159
why would you do that? stay humble, anon

Machine gun jumblies, how did i miss those?

>>51205159
>hurrr how do I make myself a target so I get shot and robbed?
>>51205169
This

>>51205159
Richard Mille knockoff watch

Wear fancy dress shirts with patterns/colour and boots that make you look taller

>>51205159
looks like my gf except for the boobs (unfortunately)

lol such a bad photoshop

>>51205159
Who is this sweet cow

>>51205159
lease a BMW Mercedes or Porsche from Swapalease, wear a chinese rolex from DHGate

>>51205159
I would get some money if I wanted to look rich, that would surely convince them

>>51205159
You can't, if you have very good clothes and expensive accessories, people will say that you only have money for that.

and if you don't have something excessively expensive and you prefer to save, they will say the same thing.

there is no other option, better not even try.

>>51205283
my mom

>>51205159
yo nice woman you got there!!!!!!! WOULD FUCK TO OBLIVION! WOMAN ARE SO SEXY. MUST GIVE THEM CHILDREN!

>>51205159
shit in public and wipe your ass with 100 dollars

>>51205159
Started falling for real girls, time to rewatch blade runner 2049

>>51205159
Presumably, you're White. Get a very nicely fitting suit and a nice looking watch. Women are fucking stupid so the subterfuge will at least get you laid.

>>51205245
I don't think so, she looks more like those women who have breasts that look like a dick kek

>cheap gold watch off Amazon
>cheap button down shirt with nice pants
>fancy shoes to match
>be well groomed

you are now a rich larper

>>51205178
oh behave

>>51205159
Asian girls shouldnt have big fake tits.

>>51205159
saying that you came out of this hell with more than 7 figs

>>51205443
>breasts that look like a dick
nigga what?

>>51205470
The only Asians that have big natural tits are Japanese and those weird looking Mongolian/Russian ones.

>>51205159
>>51205470
Source?

>>51205501
why would you date anything else

>>51205478
this

>>51205159
It depends on who your audience is. If its normie, wear expensive name brand shit while being in shape blah blah blah. If its rich people, purposely look poor while casually buying starbucks every day.

>>51205470
much better without the bug face.

>>51205546
She's pregnant and walled now. OP pic is over 2 years old
>@baesylvie

>>51205159
hnnng sweaty yellow

just pretend you have a billion dollars sitting in a bank account

>>51205814
this is an improvement.

>>51205770
>If its rich people, purposely look poor
lmao, truth, it's weird but it do be like that

>>51205885
All you, buddy

>>51205801
preach

friends and normies assume i am very rich. in reality im not rich. maybe richer than them because they are paycheck to paycheck.

wear dress shoes, slacks, dress shirt. or dress shoes jeans and a nice polo if you don't like dress shirts. it's important everything fits well. nothing too big or small. keep your shoes in clean order. same with your car. wash it regularly. keep interior very clean.

you dont need to break the bank on fashion. i just bought some really nice perry ellis dress shoes at ross. $40. you can get a whole outfit at stores like ross or bells. assuming youre in usa and those retailers are near you.

have a good haircut. clean shave or neat facial hair. your goal is not to look messy. but to be very clean and sharp.

nice watch/jewelry is optional. you can buy replica high end watches for 90% off. reddit has a few boards to BST (/r/reptime). also there are dedicated forums for trusted dealers. not a fan of this as it invites too many questions and makes you a target for crime.

only other thing is be vague about your job. invite mystery. nobody irl knows wtf i do for work. but i always dress sharp and have a clean ride. wouldn't hurt to read a book like 48 laws of power too.

>>51205988
Cringe. I can smell the larp lifestyle from a mile away. And unironically going to Ross after middle school age. Kill yourself please. Anyone that takes this advice seriously LOL LMAO even. If you honestly do this you’re a faggot.

t. me, retired with crypto that still drives a Honda with over 300k miles on it. I wear jeans, vans and some graphic t from Tillys or some shit with a messy hair cut. Haven’t read a book in years.

>>51206076
i can smell your cringe from your sad attacks on me. "kill yourself please" lol i know this is 4chan but please grow up.

>>51206097
nigger

>>51206076
>to convince strangers you are rich, don't present any status-markers of wealth
>just display status-markers of poverty, and then claim to be rich on anonymous imageboards

Yeah faggot. This thread is about appearing to be rich to the people you encounter on a given day, not gullible teenagers on an underwater basket-weaving forum.
>>51206162
Ironically actually kind of onto the right track. Buy three flashy head-to-toe outfits, that cannot be mixed or matched with any other piece of clothing. Keep them hung up on a rack for 5-6 "wears" in a row between launderings. Then buy 15 of the most basic white undershirts and basketball shorts to wear on every day that you're not "dressing up". Own one pair of fancy sneakers that pairs with each of your "drip" outfits. You are now a negroid and might actually do alright as long as you are not white.

>>51206076
>Haven’t read a book in years.
that's the only thing you need to change

>>51205159
wow those look natural https://fapello.com/baesylvie/

>>51205159
People assume I’m a trust fund kid all the time. I wear simple men’s clothes but they usually retail around $1000 that I got for 70% off during sales. It’s not hard to tell they’re quality and you won’t find them at gap. Most of my wardrobe is that, I’m also very fit and extensively take care of myself.

>>51205159
buy everything second hand.
live on rice and beans

does not matter what you wear, "dressing up" only means you have a wife or on the prowl, not that your rich. Theres three physical things people look at: your haircut, your phone, your car. Good haircut means you can afford to look good, your car is a measurement of disposible income, and yes all phones look basically the same, but if its cracked or tiny or looks outdated or has a cheap case its a sign of poverty.

After that rich people try their best to blend with thier surroundings, but 3 things they cant avoid: having rich friends and family, eating expensive food, and travel evidence.

1. hang around rich people as equals, not like your a make a wish kid, like you belong with them

2. go to an all you can eat sushi restaurant and take lots of pictures, carry candy from whole foods and offer some around

3. Buy travel sized everything. Randomly pull tiny deodorants and trinkets out of your pocket and give it away

4. give without expecting anything in return. leave a big tip, randomly pay for gas, bring a gift when meeting a new person.

Hopefully following this advice will help you actually develop as a person because a good well rounded person is what you really want people to see you as, being seen as rich only attracts moochers

>>51205159
A yacht or a jet are needed to be perceived as truly rich to the public.
But fuck them