/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51202472
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,188.975B, 101P = 21.673B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,251.025B, 108P = 20.843B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
https://news.gamestop.com/static-files/69239be2-1b34-444e-b981-ad69b586cedb
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.

>Q2 Earnings report on Sept. 7th

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Gen Gibben :DDD
Yuo Hab Zero (0) Yil :DDD

>>51202080
>>51202080
>>51202080
Threaded!

>>51202497
fuck off and die in a hole you fat retarded inbred microdicked currysmelling shitsinthestreeandwipeshisasswithhishand indian mongrel

>>51202497
no :DDDD

wagmi tomorrow

>>51202551
comfy comfy baggie waggie!

wagmi

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/bank-america-zero-down-payment-mortgage-first-time-buyers-details-rcna45662
kek house baggies

>>51202562
>wagmi tomorrow

>>51202567
you already copied and pasted this exact phrase about 100 times today
was the 100 rupees worth it pajeet?

>>51202497
The sneed mandies is actually pretty funny. Again I applaud your tenacity Niggerfaggot.

Blessed be the Baker

I just need this to happen soon so I can stop stressing about my future.

(((they))) are really running out of steam if this is all they can muster now

Your daily reminder.

A date for MOASS has been provided via meme magic. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill.

>>51202488
cheggum and reggum

>>51202488
>>51202611
digids :DDD

>>51202596
your future is fucked regardless of how much money you will have because you are a pathetic porn addicted neet with no tangible aspirations

keep holding your faggot stock but if you dont want to stress about your future make positive changes in your life, retard

>>51202633
try not to speak in horrible broken english and you won't give yourself away so easily pajeet you fucking braindead retard

>>51202633
Checked.

Harsh but fair. The digits have spoken.

>>51202497
tahnk you megaman chad

>>51202633
based and mandie-pilled
YGMI

Staying comfy but also staying financially bored. For fuck's sake.

>>51202633
ser SER U R BENCHOD BASTERD SER

bloody bitch fuck you bloody I kiss it bbobs n vagene

tomorrow :))

all these literal 10 IQ street shitters sat ITT AH trying to shit it up any way they can
absolute severe desperation

>>51202705
4pbtid and 3 of them are replying to me
oopsie baggie, your seethe is showing!

It’s simple. I hold this stock GME and like it and I’m not going to sell it. I have money? I buy GME. It’s none of your business why I buy and hold GME. It’s my right to buy and hold GME as an American because I live in the greatest country in the world, the land of the free. And it’s my god given right to purchase additional shares of GME and to hold my GME shares in my own name if I want to because I don’t trust the government and I don’t trust the banks. It’s my right as an American to purchase shares of GME and direct register them to my name. I’m a free thinking American citizen. I don’t need the government to tell me what to do and what to think. You want me to sell my GME? I’m not going to. I’m going to buy and hold GME for my private beliefs and there’s nothing you can do about it.

>>51202705
literally just niggerfaggot and anons responding to him, he doesnt like it when you filter him (:

>>51202610
The month of WAGMI, September is here

Bought more GME on Computershare today
You shall not be seeing me post again until I buy more

Hedgies, kikes, and pajeets: please do the sneedful and commit sudoku

>>51202725
there are 4 of you ITT already shitting it up
why are you so desperate pajeet?

I haven't been comfy in a long time yet I'm still holdin

>>51202754
>and commit sudoku
In their house. In real life.

>>51202762
I've quite literally never not been comfy.

>>51202779
based

>>51202734
>It’s none of your business why I buy and hold GME.
Cringe. Just shut up and hold through the misery like the rest of us.

Now that Summer is almost over it's about to be September, it's clear that Ken Griffin is going to have a wonderful "Fall"

>>51202593
nice meme
wagmi tomorrow

>>51202583
OH shit housing market is fucked beyond repair

>>51202856
thanks 2d fren

>>51202472
Reminder that Citadel (one of the biggest hedgefunds) had to take a 500milly loan two weeks ago.
>wouldnt be doing that if they were winning

Is chobani one of the bad guys?

>>51202884

What is Ryan Cohen's endgame here? Does he have greater objectives beyond this transfer of wealth? Does he want to ensure everyone that trusted the plan makes it into the upper half of tomorrows society. Spearhead a populist movement that usurps globohomo's monopoly on society and to avoid another cycle of slavery.

>>51202884
Even better. It's 600 million.

>>51202856
would Joker be bullish on gme do you think?

>>51202929
would sneed be bullish on GME?

>>51202929
No he would just be bearish on the global economy.

>>51202929
yes, batman would protect kenny and friends

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x2kt2p/guess_whos_back_back_back_dan_is_back_back_back/
We're gonna wagmi soooo hard.

>>51202929
Joker would be holding MO (Altria Group), spending the dividends on cigarettes

financial reminder to take your shares behind your local gamestop and get them pregnant

>19 months later
>baggies still coping
Kek baggies

>>51203009
>dan_is_back
Dan Bilzerian is holding too now??

>>51203009
>the stock that goes through all the short squeezes.
Seems like the official narrative is every run up is now a short squeeze. They used to ignore the run upside.

Kinda don't care also check my doubles

>>51203009
>hey uh anon I know institutions just sold 20 million shares short to tank your client's portfolios and avoid failing margin for Q3 reporting data but we really, really need to borrow more shares to keep shorting
Holy fucking balls we really are close to locking the float.

>>51203009
Wow haha. When are they going to send hedgies door to door?

Lucifer Witnessed

>>51203009
>with the short squeezes and all that
I thought shorts closed already? Hasn't MSM continued to insist that shorts closed and anything to do with shorts are conspiracy theories? It would appear people aren't being too honest right now. Somebody should ask Dan's boss if it's true that shorts haven't completely closed.

>>51203120
It's a deliberate boy who cried wolf play, they're labeling these tiny runups as short squeezes so that people stop expecting MOASS.

>>51203216
uh oh semities

>>51203216
>squeezes plural

Friendly reminder folks, that citadel has been losing 1 billion dollars a day for the last 90 days. Conservatively if this trend continues they should be completely out of money with in a year. But I believe and my calculations show that the amount of money they will be losing should snowball and their longs will crash in the near future.

>>51203379
They're crashing right now. Ken is all out of yils.

>>51202583
This is practically a paypal but for houses.

WAGMI

>>51203482
It's more like QE for housing. If people with good credit can't get approved for mortgages because houses are 5x annual income we're going to see a deleveraging event that makes 2008 look like the tutorial level.

>>51203379
Imagine wasting all this time and money instead of biting the bullet and taking the loss back in Jan 2021. What a fucking jackass. These psychopaths who will literally destroy the world before ever admitting defeat are the absolute last people who should ever be billionaires.

>>51203379
What about the JPM deal?

>>51203607
They couldn't survive it then. If there was a bullet to bite they would have been forced to sell it. It's only gotten much much worse for them since.

>>51203616
Would only be 36 days.

>>51203616
>options will kill the hedgi-ACK
I hope someone kills picklenigger. In his house. In real life.

>tfw MOASS

>>51203616
Pretty sure the guillotines were rolled out for a lot less than this. Just saying.

2 MORE WEEKS REDDIT BROS. JUST KEEP HOLDING WE WILL WIN THIS FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL HEDGE FUNDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51203731

Anyone still holding BBBY?

>>51202488 checked
>>51203009
>>51203120
>>51203152
>>51203379
>>51203418
>>51203616
these guys are so fucked
we're gonna WAGMI so hard and so fuckin soon I can taste it
she's real close boys
shills are here for their last ride, we're about to be richer than I think we can fathom, topping the 100mill first share sell order strategy with all out financial warfare because of the leveraged position these idiots are in

WAGMI
jesus christ

>>51203616
Shame they have literally no way of leveraging sentiment. Tick tock.

>>51203379
They have more plays than GameStop and other meme shit though. How much money have they made with those? Would it outweigh the loss of the GameStop already? Not to say it doesn't bring me immense joy that I'm part of a movement that's costing these hedge fund fuckers billions of dollars.

>>51203820
I am actually lol. Still holding the 200 shares I bought at $5. I said I'd ride them back down and its still on regsho.

>>51203607
Theres interview of kenny saying during 2008 crash (i believe thats the one) that they just threw everything at the wall everyday just to survive another day.
This is repeat

Did you guys catch the CHALF poster last few days? Pretty sure he from yahoo...actually kinda funny what's going on there.

>>51203906
>let just tell everyone we just bullshited the system instead of going to jail
>what could go wrong ?
>10 year later you dig another grave and everyone knew your gameplan
KEK kennies.

Someone wanted to give me a frozen banana, I said no. But I wanted a regular banana later, so I said yes.

You guys are legit my best frens and only source of human contact

>>51204010
Same. Frens forever.

(You)re going to be a millionaire, you fat fuck.

>>51204010

Kek crypto baggies. Wtf is bitcoin even doing.

>>51204063
outperforming gme

>>51204075
GME is the performance of a lifetime

>>51204075
I love how easy it is to goad you. You should try zooming out.

>wubwubwubwubwubwub

WAGMI

>51204075
Try looking at the numbers a little harder

>>51203820
Be greedy when others are fearfull. I'm putting 10k in tomorrow open.
Thanks Mr buffet

Just finished my GMERICA 1 collection now I'm an NFT baggie too

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>51204106
Nice.

>>51203906
The fact that he is so fucking smug about this pisses me off. What do you think everyone else alive is doing you hedgie midwit, these faggots actually believe they deserve things they 'got through hard work' sneed you cunt

>>51204147
>conveniently leaves out the charts that prove him wrong
you baggies are getting sadder by the day

>>51204172
Will GMERICA offer picrel to their incoming minority population?

>>51204222
Checked

>>51204182
smuggness that he's unabashedly unashamed of. he flaunts it, wields it like a bedpost.

>>51204182
>>51203967
Well, I admire the fight to some extent. Instead of cashing in and having enough tendies left to still chill/get back up on top again, he'd rather lose it all than call it a loss.
If I become millionaire/billionaire from this (if moass happens and they dont pull some douche sex machinman) I will make a golden statue of him and call him Tendie Clause.
When I have kids I will make story about Tendie Clause instead of Santa clause, and tell my kids if they dont behave then retards wont short their stocks and give them gifts

>>51204347
>Tendie Clause

>>51204222
3/5 of those are still true today. Stay mad Niggerfaggot. I didn't know you were a crypto baggy. Dotr is coming for you soon.

>>51204347
>and tell my kids if they dont behave like retards then I won't short their stocks and give them gifts
This is how I read it
>because drinking.

>>51204469
>>51204380
THE TENDIEMAN WILL COMMETH
TENDIE GRIFFIN
TENDIE GRIFFIN

umm anons how do we drs over 230 million more shares?

>>51203895
Doesn't make sense to me. I understand that it's a market crash but a world renowned hedge fund would surely be able to hedge against a crash that idiots on forums saw coming years ago, right? 90 billion in 3 months isn't any small loss. Could you imagine losing 90 billion in three months by yourself? It seems like a person on the street could manage money better then these guys.

>>51204590
1 share at a time anon. 1 share at a time

>>51204347
I plan to write to Kenny when he is in prison. Including updates from my farm, shit posts (mail), things that make him seethe, post cards from exotic vacations, anything to make sure when he reads it he will mentally be in hell every day til he dies.

>>51204676
I have a feeling he will receive a whole lot of deer-specific mail.

>>51203596
>>51203482
I wasn't really paying attention to what I was posting. I meant "payday loan" for housing. Those niggers are expected to default after they pay a bunch of money in interest fees and after the loan itself acted as an asset to the banks. Then the banks get to keep the house that they "paid" for in fake money.

>>51202472
Anyone want to take a stab at what this complete faggot is getting at?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x2ol8o/you_want_bread_crumbs_as_to_whats_going_on_in_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

>>51204742
>preddit
No.

>>51203721
BASED

>>51204777
check those trip 7s
the link was a waste too
unless Griffin is using algos to short the NFTs on sale or some shit

WAGMI

>>51204590
Invest in AMC?

>>51204777 (very checked)
Nice ioykhbtra

>>51204777
Lucky 7's!

Guess what happened again, bros.

>>51205035
>Egyptian Georgina
no way

>>51204410
>so called "schizos" STILL i repeat S T I L L cannot discern chadshill posts from petty-shilling
fucking kek
daily reminder that i have been right this entire time and that you have been wrong for 581 days straight
>trusting ryan (((cohen)))
you get what you fucking deserve
>"sneeeed shill BBBY has nothing to do with GME"
inb4
>le basket swaps exist
>no not like that
reminder that King K financially vaporized reddit (fucking based) and that you thought (((he))) would be any different KEK
reminder that i hand mog you, ywnbaw and yes i get paid to post here

>>51205035
Suez canal blocking at this point is more of signal then Biden getting covid for the 3rd time. Crash continues tomorrow and moass begins next Tuesday.

>>51205035

>>51205095
Apparently it's already unblocked so we know /ourgirl/ isn't responsible.

Fuck you cohen. This is boring af and I am sick of your shit. Am selling.

>>51205124
Damn post moass I'm gonna find her and court her.

SS pumps out more FUD comments than DD these days.
Good thing it doesn't matter.

>>51205192
>court her
Whoa there, Delilah.

>>51205192
>>51205095
>cowers in fear refusing to acknowledge my presence

Guys…hate to break it to you but the squeeze has squoze. You are holding bags.

>>51205192
Not if I court her first.

thanks for the financial advice friendo, just bought a few more shares on CS

Bank of the America introducing its new loan program, lengthily dubbed the:
Newly
Integrated
Gratuity for
Gifted
Ethnics via
Reparations

Or the “N.I.G.G.E.R” policy.

>>51205341
Kek.

Matter of time before Rugpull Ryan does the same too our stock.

>>51205406
They're really ass-blasted about that. Some of the most entertaining salt in a long time.

>It can never be on a Wednesday
No. It can never be on a Friday.

>>51205341
>Or the “N.I.G.G.E.R” policy.
You ruined the joke.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 share or 99,999 shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&ut

>>51202497
kek desperate faggies

>>51205553
You fool, he's like a snake, he will be able to sustain himself off that (you) for weeks.

>>51205406
Imagine being mad at somoneone for your own 4chanical deskcisiom

>>51205540
In case you missed it:
>>51154986

>>51204003
Kek. Kinda sounds like something Mitch Hedberg would say too

>>51203895
>How much money have they made with those?
Melvin died in the months leading up to the market setting all time highs. That should give you some indication of exactly how bad things are right now. Even in the moments where printing money is as easy as it gets, the people we bet against are struggling.

>>51205610
I won't pretend like it was the right thing too do, but it's what I did. We can't change it now.

>>51204010

>>51205406
There's nothing I love more lately than watching you faggots try to salvage what you can of the BBBY distraction, after Cohen singlehandedly pulled the entire rug out from under you.

>>51205406
That guy isn't wrong. While I don't think Cohen will do the same to GME, it's a very bad look for him and I would be willing to bet that least some of our dumping in the last week can be attributed to baggies getting out because of his BBBY PnD.

>>51205731
>trusting ryan (((cohen)))
you get what you fucking deserve
>"sneeeed shill BBBY has nothing to do with GME"
inb4
>le basket swaps exist
>no not like that

>>51205761
kek desperate faggies

>>51205766
kek newfaggies

>>51205773
>post-DOTR neobaggie calling chadshill a newfag

Meh.

>>51205788
>
What's your next prediction ;^)

>>51205766
Chadshill, are you of the idea the BBBY is gonna mega squeeze?

>>51205226
I bet you’re brown

>>51205807
>mfw when i check todays price
>unintentional self baggie-kek
KEK

>>51205838
kek desperate newfaggies

>>51205827
baggies will never get a win
sorry baggie
>>51205834
>post-DOTR neobaggie hasn't been here long enough to know my origin story
somebody post my hand pic NOW

another day another useless chairman rain cone

>>51205882
I am literally getting tired of his antics.

>>51205630
Based and added it, always appreciated fren.

>>51205882
>>51205889
>one more tweet!

>>51205849
>post-(((splividend)))
>sub-120 pre-split price

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

*inhales*

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>>51205889
how come paparazi arent on CEO's asses they can find celebs why not find rain cone and ask him why the fuck he is being a retard

listen up you fucking faggots im tired of all the shilling going on here ignoring the goddamn elephant in the room
fucking shills wanna pretend like the SPLIVIDEND isn’t coming
shills wanna act like they don’t know what happens when GME issues their dividend split
do you have ANY fucking idea whats going to happen?
ANY idea AT ALL?
you really think brokers can just provide everyone with their dividend shares when theres that many synthetics out there?
fucking KEK
GME is going to literally fucking explode on the split date
it’s over for shills itt
you’re done
i am going to personally purchase all of india when GME splits
you’re fucking done ramjesheetmar
i will fucking own you

>>51205928
>t.

>>51205864
>baggies will never get a win
>sorry baggie
I think you'd have more fun in the /BBBY/ thread, Chadshill. They literally think they are days away from a MOASS themselves

>>51205963
>>51205964

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

>>51205949
RC has the most incredible opsec I've ever seen.

>>51204616
I figured there'd be more noise about the recent ETF news regarding various meme stocks getting bundled and traded around in a similar fashion to b and c rated mortgages reminiscent of the 2008 fiasco. No mentions of it in this thread, maybe no one cares?

>>51205990
>t. >>51205963 because of >>51205807

>>51205949
The Wall Street Journal had a front page article about Cohen dumping on BBBY baggots on Monday and if it might have violated insider trading rules.

>>51206000
where’s that mario day
where’s that march 19th pixelfaggot DD
where’s that april 16th DFV double down
where’s that over voted share count
where’s that negative beta
where’s that DTTC rule changes
where’s that quad witching day
where's that bastille day
where’s that 741
where’s that evergrande collapse
where's that stock split pump
where's that dividend pump
where's that wu-tang album
where's that shareholders’ meeting pump
where’s that forward guidance
where's that DOJ investigation
where's that RICO investigation
where's that jpeg marketplace pump
where’s that blockchain stock market
where’s that NFT dividend
where's that DRS owned float
where’s that ‘RC bought BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
where's that opex cycle
where’s that post-crypto crash pump
where’s that post-market crash pump
where’s that july 4th
where’s that 101 days of 100% utilization
where’s that GMErica
where’s that DTCC split shares fraud
where’s that t+nigger for the splividend
where’s that buy buy baggot announcement
where’s that t+nigger for BBBY fagSHO
where's that new ATH
where's that hedgie ledging
where's that MOASS

>>51206088
kek desperate not to let anyone remember pic related faggies. No matter what you say, you can't ever remove the foot that you permanently stuck in your mouth.

>>51206109
>

>>51206129
t. No matter what you say, you can't ever remove the foot that you permanently stuck in your mouth.

>>51206109
Look where that got us, down 30%, because the DTCC fucked us and no one's doing anything about it.

>>51203009
top kek with teh short sales on and off again justtttttttttttttttt

>>51206133
see
>>51206139

the only thing that matters to me is that (You) don't make money

ill stick 40 feet in my mouth if it results in a single dollar in losses being added to your bags

>51206173
kek desperate to prove themselves faggies

How's the coping going baggie bros?

>>51206229
>switching to broken (You)'s mid beatdown as a last resort
>hasn't been here long enough to know i get paid double for broken (You)'s

>>51206263
Some days are harder than others desu. It's been really hard lately with the downtrend

>>51206270
>t. would take 40 feet of dick in the face just to annoy me
I wouldn't even let 2 feet get in my mouth if it resulted in your death, you desperate faggie.

>>51206270
CHADSHILL STOP!

>>51206173
Jesus 40 feet in your mouth? Why? Lol

>>51206287
meanwhile all i have to do to elicit your death is let (((cohen))) financially vaporize you as i kek baggies and watch the forever-red-crab slowly mentally terrorize you
>>51206294
no

>>51202586
>>wagmi tomorrow

>>51206342
>t. would take 40 feet of dick in the face just to annoy me

Chadshill got hoisted by his own petard. Kek.

>>51206366
>t. connoisseur of circumcised King K cock

>>51206397
t. >>51206366

SHort intrest has just continued to go up. Over 70% for like 7 days in a row. I think SPY and NASDAQ shitting themselves are really fucking with their collateral. Bunch of insane chinese IPOs popping up out of nowhere with 2000%+ gains. I think things are getting very bad. Market crash/collateral shitting the bed is a catalyst I dont hear talked about enough

>>51206408
t. >>51206342
>>51206270
>>51206173
>>51206129
>>51206088
>>51205990
>>51205956
>>51205928
>>51205864
>>51205838
>>51205788
>>51205766
>>51205226
>>51205078

>>51206437
>t. >>51206366

>>51206442
>t. >>51206437

>>51206451
>t. desperate newfaggies

>>51206437
I still don’t understand why you photoshopped this random guys picture. It’s honestly so weird.

>>51206457
>t. desperate gigabaggies

>>51206414
>Market crash/collateral shitting the bed

I mean at this point those are the only catalysts we have left besides DRS

>>51206469
>t.>>51206366

>>51206442
>>51206451

>>51206460
>he thinks it's photoshopped

>>51206479
>t. >>51206437

>>51206497
You'd have a point if >>51206109 and >>51205807 didn't exist. Unfortunately, you'll look as dumb as you sound, which is about as bad as it gets. Don't blame me for the fact that you couldn't pick up on the truth. I didn't stop you from figuring it out. You did.

>>51206534
>words words words
do baggies really?

>>51206547
>40 feet
Kek

We wagmi in September.

Specifically on the 1st. Too late shillies

>>51206551
>1 more dollar in losses added to the bag
Kek

>>51206547
kek >>51206109 and >>51205807 faggies.

>>51206572
kek >>51206437 and >>51206437
21pbtid baggies.

>>51206587
>kek desperate newfaggies

>>51206564
I can afford to force you to mouth fuck a few more feet Niggerfaggot. I’m still green. Also tyfys at this point the more feet you force down your mouth the easier you make it for slurp chads.

>>51206608
>>51206611
>t. >>51206437

>>51206626
>kek super (annoyed by >>51205963) desperate newfaggies
You dumb nigger. Kek

yeah, I’m thinkin wagmi wagso

>>51206655
>N
just uh-oh stinky'd you

>>51206701
kek announcing faggies

>>51206724
announcing what?

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1470333397662896130

>>51206753
boo, do something Rikkon. we're getting our asses handed to us in the Other World Tournament

>>51206724
nothing more to say? how curious...

>>51206812
t. >>51206109

>>51206812

>t. >>51206109
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>51206825
>t. >>51206437
reminder that you're here forever and any prolonged noncommunication equates to your concession to chadshill

>>51206696
im getting a feeling september is gonna be extra spicy

we have to be on the precipce of something if the thread reeks of this much curry in the middle of the night

>>51206812
FAGGIE if you didn't care that no one called you FAGGIE you wouldn't respond FAGGIE. Prove me wrong.

>slurs crawling out of the woodwork
so it begins

>>51206846
>t. the faggie, who wouldn't fight it if it wasn't true

>>51206864
any rebuttal you make to me acts as legal confession of your own homosexuality
faggot
prove ME wrong

>>51206863
Its actually pretty dead in here and has been for days. Make of that what you will.

>>51206890
Kek massive faggies because of responding after >>51205963 and >>51205849
If you don't care, THEN DON'T RESPOND FAGGIE. Otherwise, you prove how much you care with EVERY response. Faggie.

>>51206917
first of us to hit digits banishes the other to the baggoid shadow realm
let meme magic decide who's the real faggot

it's time

check em

>>51206941
>t. faggie

>it’s another niggerfaggot talks to his sock puppets episode
This is your daily reminder that the only reason he didn’t get rangebanned months ago is because of the jannies. They either refuse to earn their pay or allowed him into their ranks for some reason
https://4chan.org/feedback
>https://4chan.org/feedback
https://4chan.org/feedback
>https://4chan.org/feedback
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>https://4chan.org/feedback
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>https://4chan.org/feedback

>>51206953
>t. faggot

>>51206941
You got btfo by yourself 3 times already. Nothing you say matters.

>>51204742
Holy shit loopring is dirty.
Wow.
Funny thing, I’ve known it since Keith shilled it.

>>51206969
>refuses to let the true decider decide
i said
check
em

>>51206909
thats a good sign

You three take it to the /lgbt/ thread.

This is the shittiest thread I’ve seen in a long time
Well done, retards

>>51207000
checked

>>51207000
Digits.

WAGMI

>>51206969
>6969
>>51206996
>6996
>GET id
welp

>>51207018
>reading comprehension
i specifically added the
>between the two of us
clause
right here >>51206941

check.
them.

my work here is done

Any news or things going on I might like to know about, financially speaking? It seems our citadel frens are still in this thread, and hello to all media journalists trying to monitor this comfy thread. You all suck and I won’t sell my GME from my computer share account no matter how low it goes

>>51207032
I’m convinced the people posting whores in these threads do it as part of some demoralization campaign because they know I’m very lonely. Oh well, I’m going to be rich because of the GameStop short squeeze I don’t need whores

>>51207224
Suppress the urge. They're doing it to get you to fap and trigger a dopamine release to being degen, demoralized, and not quite at the finish line on your quest. Don't give into it. Christ, and your ancestors are with you.

Anyone else find it interesting that Ryan Cohen owned Jan 20th 2023, $80 strike price calls?

Q says Remember this day: Jan 19th.

Is that the Margin call day?

>>51207281
Game Over

>>51207257
Based

>>51205341
Nice one.

>>51207281
If GME's only going to $80, that's not gonna be a stellar price point.

>>51207224
no bro ofc not its to motivate you to know that all the girl you will find will never meet your expectations and that the pretty faces and cute bodies you see here are only temporary like everything else

the money will only make it more blatantly obvious and the pain you feel of not having a waifu is only foreshadowing the greater and deeper existential pain that you may harbour in the future

WAGMI

>>51207281
No. It’s literally this year

>>51207399
gib

>>51207257
Thank you for the words of encouragement. You’ve reached me tonight
>>51207281
Keep in mind RC is already rich and can afford to play options for fun. I’ve never put much stock into his personal finances. I believe more in what he’s doing for the company
>>51207377
I don’t know how to interpret your post, but you have dubs, so I choose to believe you believe in me, so thank you for your encouragement as well. I have essentially held myself back in life for awhile now so I can afford as much GME as possible. I hope in the end my sacrifices pay off. Even if I lose hope, I have destroyed my ships so there’s no option of retreat. I either win it all, or lose it all, and I have made it so that no matter how extreme my emotional state gets, I couldn’t give up even if I wanted to (I don’t and never will)

>>51205631
He wrote that joke

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>51202488
>>51207399
Checked

>>51206109
I shudder to imagine who is really behind this kind of image and shill campaign. No matter what the world calls me or how dark the day seems, still I will not surrender my GME shares. Fear a market crash? I embrace the change. Any possible outcome of this imminent GameStop short squeeze is a win for me. Christ is king and he gives me strength

>>51207515
>I shudder to imagine who is really behind this kind of image and shill campaign.
It's called a faggie. Simple as that.

>>51207562
Yeah, you also spammed the entire thread. Nice going. No more posts from you iit here on out.

Holy shit, just learnt the IMX partnership has been cancelled. Wut mean? Pivot back to stores?!

>>51207592
kek faggie

>>51207515
Severe mental illness, or somebody who knows their entire life's “work” is being dismantled by a bunch of retards who display emotion by posting drawings of frogs
>or both

>>51207444
There is always more you can do. There is always another door Christ will present to you. When you feel like this is the end, that's Satan. When you find your courage again, look around and see what messages God was leaving for you.

kek baggies

kek staanies

>>51207592
>>51207620
>No more posts...
No more reply's from you here on out. Ftfm

>>51207680
>reply's
replies
Holy hell it's late

>>51207680
>t. desperate faggie
lmfao

>>51207281
How does a guy who posted about loop capital 2-4 years ago, show up relevant now even? How did that guy even know? How clown heavy is our world?

>>51207444
Checked trips. Morphic resonance is real and not giving up and investing in bettering your inner universe not only empowers yourself but frequencies around you. The work will pay off.

Imagine not realizing Christ has returned and holds a fat stack of GME.
It’s the only thing that makes sense. The machine was absolutely untouchable. ‘08 was the equivalent of murdering boomers in the street and stealing their wallets, and no one went down. No one.
And this time you have cnbc doing three days of explanations for a 2 second situation where they cut away because someone said the naughty word.
Jesus is on team baggie, and they fucking know it or they wouldn’t be so fucking terrified.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee’s baaaaaaaaaaaaack. Sneed Satan

>>51207444
your trips are prophetic brother
I'd greentext your whole reply, I feel the same way
I think the AI has granted us a good chance at rebirth
to make our bodies and minds ready for what awaits is all we have the ability to do right now
we can buy everything else ;)

WAGMI

>>51207743
How does the Q team know? Q---Quantum team.
Easy.
They receive communication from the future. They use quantum entanglement to send binary code from the future to the past which then spells out messages.

Matt says twice in this video it is theoretically possible.
Now put your autism cap on and think about how it could be done. Maybe you will figure it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEDSAheh8Os

>>51207725
catch some big sleepies anon. The market will be there in the morn

>>51207281
Clever lad.

Holy shit, just learnt the IMX partnership has been cancelled. Wut mean? Pivot back to stores?!

>>51207900
>learnt
Boys we have a very different kind of shill year tonight. What a massive fucking mistake. Copy pasting the same comment was bad enough. Saying learnt is like screaming you live in jersey and ride a train to the office in the big city. Oh what? You didn’t get invited to Miami with the rest of the team? Ouch

I'm tired. Laughing at BBBY holders is fun and all, but it doesn't make our bags go up.

wagmi my negroes

>>51207792
08 was nothing but they said it was something and used it to spread their victimization trauma narrative much like the holocaust

>>51207940
Announcement in 9 hours.

all i wanted was a new phone. it didn't have to be brand new, just new to me

>>51208075
the only announcement is that you're a faggot who posts on multiple IDs
oops spoilers! my bad hehe

WAGMI
sneed shills

>>51208127
Hi phone anon
Buy a Motorola they're decent

>>51208075
What announcement? Who is making an announcement?

Glory to the Lord of All Creation.
WAGMI

I'm going to be kinda mad if this isn't taking off by October lol

>>51208339
Imx

The four living creatures, each of them with six wings, were covered with eyes inside and out. Day and night they do not stop exclaiming: “Holy, holy, holy is the Lord God almighty, who was, and who is, and who is to come."

>>51208339
IMX. Partnership with GameStop has been cancelled. Not sure what Cohen is up to.

>>51208534
proof: your loose, flapping anus

>>51208410
with recent shenanigans and >>51208534 becoming a possibility, i get the feeling it's now or never. events in the next 30-60 days will determine if we're getting a moass or a slow tesla squeeze

Blessed is he who is unvaxxed snd holds GME

>>51208560
You don't understand what we mean by infinity, I'm just bitching because I wanted to leave America before Christmas

>>51208549
9 hours.

>>51208609
Do you have like a hyperlink or something?

GameStop is beste

Christmas crash confirmed.

>>51208969
no. Hes doing everything in his power as a media arm of big banks and hedgefunds to prevent people from selling. He has been saying how SPY is oversold! Good time to buy! Its shitting itself no later than the end of october. Its barely holding out as it is, and it has already been drawn on for about 100 days longer than it should. Should have happened a long time ago already, but there are too many people with too much money who have too much to lose right now, and yes gamestop is a big part of the reason

Photo forensics

>>51209040
of fucking course it's a fake, they're REALLY afraid of DRS

I WANT TO SHIT MYSELF TODAY IN PREMARKET. DO YOU FCUKING HEAR ME??!

Jpmorgan Frankfurt offices raid as part of tax probe

Where were you when we intersected with the cum ex timeline?

The Germans are at it again

Not a drill

I give up guys, after 2 years, RC has done an elaborate scam on us all, first BBBY, GME is next. Should have seen it coming.

>>51209264
you're right, i'm buying more on computershare

>51205406
>51209264
>He's still trying!

Remember what this comes down to lads, it's a fight between;
>The Virgin 'You shall own nothing unt you vilk be happy'
Vs
>The Chad 'I will take back everything you stole from me and yes, I shall be happy'

>>51209136

>P-please do-don't destroy us!
>I know we did 2008, b-but we worship nig-nogs! They're good boys!
Execute them all, pile the bodies in the middle of Manhattan, then blow the bridges during the middle of a work day and pay people to hunt down any and all diversity officers so they can be paradropped onto the new prison island.

damn we’re about to hit sub $100 pre split today, glad I saved to SLURP

>>51209405
blacks and Mexicans officially holding the bag

>>51209436
good, maybe this'll suppress their birthrates

>>51209445
that makes no sense

>>51209040
deboonked

>>51208831
beschte

>>51209629
äsch bäscht

>>51209944
chäkt

>>51209405
What the fuck.

Not a single soul here

i am all alone Sadboy Edition

europeans? russians? asians? hellooo? frens?

>>51210229
hi

we are here. relaxing. waiting.
how are you?

>>51210261
>looks at picture
>is that my mom?
>reads filename
>yes, yes it is.

wagmi

>>51210289
have a comfy day fren wagmi

We bought the wrong squeeze baggie bros...lunatics are squeezing...

>>51209405
Being white is suffering.

>>51202080
>>51202080
>>51202080
Threaded

>>51207224
I always feel motivated knowing by time MOASS hits I will be 67yo wrinkle as fuck chowing down, possibly death by methane poisoning on this calibre of bitch rather than the healthy 34yo I am now.

I think the fact that so many people had DRS in progress during the splivvy accelerated a bunch of shit behind the scenes, because you can't process a "regular" forward split on shares no longer in an account. The missing shares and EXCUSE ME WTF R U DOIN calls to brokers dried up probably half of the remaining genuine GME liquidity inside the DTCC, hence the Armayogeddon $600 million doomp and the 20 million institutional shares sold short. If the DTCC stiffed your broker but your shares were already on the way out, they either had to go out and buy 3x real shares, or add IOUs to your account that BECAME real when they got DRSed later.

>>51210229
All the real people have moved on.
Only bots and a handful of the most hardcore schizos remain, the latter of which are mostly asleep at this hour.
Now you're all alone with your broken pipe dream with no-one to reassure and comfort you.
The future looks grim, with the only choices being wageslaving until every last bit of your health is gone or scraping by with government benefits until the sweet release of death.

>>51210418
He's got you (((babe))

>>51210427
The presence of the shills is unironically very comforting. Either they're paid to be here, which is bullish, or they themselves have an open short position that is driving them insane and keeping them here to try and spook anons in the wee hours of the night because they themselves cannot sleep without having nightmares and waking up in a cold sweat, which is bullish AND hilarious. Plus it's been really funny how they've been escalating lately and telling people to kill themselves.

24 hour timer has been reset doe :))))))))

>>51210437
>>51210437
>>51210437
Threaded, frens!

>>51210454
The fact that you people still consider every shitposter to be a paid shill is pretty sad.