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>> No.51194148

Post the best webm you have

>> No.51194151

Should I finally cash out of GUSH today?

>> No.51194156
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What should I waste my wagiebux on today?

>> No.51194157
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>>51194135
>SIMPLE AS

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>>51194148

>> No.51194163

>>51194135
What is the significance of Lockheed Martin being a top shareholder of Rocketlab? Any?

>> No.51194165
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51194165

>reminder: at the end of each month traders and funds try to meet/maintain benchmark goals, incentive structure for performance bonuses
>tomorrow the month rolls over
>September 2 Friday = US Nonfarm Payroll August
>September 5 Monday = OPEC
>September 8 Thursday = ECB
>September 10 Saturday = Harvest Moon
>September 13 Tuesday= US CPI + Germany CPI
>September 14 Wednesday = PPI + UK inflation
>September 15 Thursday = UK central bank
>September 22 Wednesday = Fed
>September 25 Sunday evening = Rosh Hashanah ('Sell Rosh Hashanah, Buy Yom Kippur')
>September 26 Monday = Shemitah year cycle ends (expect a massive gap down)
>September 27 Tuesday = Rosh Hashanah ends
>September 30 Friday = PCE
>October 4/5 Tues/Weds = Yom Kippur
>November 8 Tuesday = Midterm election
there is so much coming up, it does not make sense to blow your load prematurely. I know that many of you are premature ejaculators. This is not the time to prematurely ejaculate. Be patient
>going massively long before September
>going massively long before a September in a Shemitah year
>going massively long before September in a Shemitah year in a midterm election year
>ISHYGDDT

>> No.51194183
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51194183

This market kind of sucks. If you want to crash just do it so... If not then go back up... all this crabbing is making me me disappointed not mad, just disappointed....

>> No.51194185
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>>51194159
I love women. Financially speaking, of course.

>> No.51194186

The only reason I bought bbby puts is because I went to the store about a year ago and they only had one type of trash can, it was 50 dollars and it used proprietary trash bags
What kind of dogshit is that?!

>> No.51194187
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51194187

Posting my hog wife again. Life is great

>> No.51194195

>get a 3 piece big box at KFC
>cost 12 bucks
Inflation is out of control, goyslop shouldn't cost so much.

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>>51194148

>> No.51194211
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>>51194187
Did you breed her

>> No.51194219
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51194219

The only consolation I have is that people who held SIGA are losing more money than I am.

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>>51194148

>> No.51194232
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>>51194148

>> No.51194235

>>51194211
Yes. When we were in highschool and she was really skinny. 12 years and 2 kids later

>> No.51194240

why buying? It's literally the same pattern over and over again.

>drop 2%
>bear flag
>drop 2%
>bear flag

>> No.51194249

>>51194235
Why did you do that to her?

>> No.51194250

>>51194165
you forgot to include Chusoek from 9/9 - 9/12

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>>51194148

>> No.51194265

>>51194226
What is the context here?

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>> No.51194272

>>51194240
>>51194157
yep

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>>51194187
>again
is this some sort of cope to justify marrying her? you're gonna spam pics of her and claim people are "jealous" because you're married?

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>>51194148

>> No.51194284
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>>51194148

>> No.51194288

>>51194187
Post her ass, faggot

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>>51194148

>> No.51194298

>>51194249
She was about to move to a different state for college and me join the military. I needed to lock her in

>> No.51194302

oof owie my life savings

>> No.51194303
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>>51194148

>> No.51194304
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51194304

BUDDY LOOK AT BBBY COMPUTER

>> No.51194305

>>51194265
muslims

>> No.51194321

>>51194298
>I needed to lock her in
Uhh you regrettin that now, or what's up??

>> No.51194324
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>>51194148
I like cute brown girls. I like stocks that go up.

>> No.51194325

love when burpfag posts early in the thread so I can filter ID

>> No.51194327
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>>51194275
Cope
>>51194288

>> No.51194330

>>51194270
that might be the most amazing thing i've ever seen, and i've seen how gookfu stylizes her pubic hair.

>> No.51194339
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>>51194148

>> No.51194341

>>51194303
Fuck you- youre not funny you fucking disgusting troll! IS THIS THE RESPONSE YOU WANTED YOU FUCK! YOU FUCKING FUCK!

>> No.51194342
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>> No.51194345

They really sell so many calls and fomo shares they run up the market every night 1% to dump on braindead mumus

>> No.51194346
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>>51194327
Why are you married to a fatty

>> No.51194352

>>51194327
i was right. you hate her, you regret the marriage, but you're gonna cope instead by projecting and spamming pictures as if you're taunting

>> No.51194358
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>>51194330
cheers baggie

>> No.51194361
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>>51194327
wew we look at that LEAN HAWG

>> No.51194363

>>51194159
>anon favorite webm is a 7/10 skinny girl with no tits
>I'm neetmaxing and do better

Lol

>> No.51194368
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51194368

Is there any chance the Microsoft's acquisition of Activision won't go through?
Think to dump all my money for an easy 20%

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>>51194346
I love her body. Mid belch btw

>> No.51194383

BUDDY LOOK AT EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

>> No.51194386

>>51194358
that's a good doggo!

>> No.51194392
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>>51194342
ah yes the strategic towel placement to keep your lunch down

>> No.51194396

almost paper handed my 3x bobo nasdaq.

:^)

>> No.51194399

>>51194330
>and i've seen how gookfu stylizes her pubic hair.
her bf let you have a look?

>> No.51194400

Why are semis underperforming? Cause HP missed revenue?

>> No.51194402
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if my account goes down another 15k i will unironically get margin called

>> No.51194403

>>51194197
What is this lads problem? I was expecting him to at least light the onion volcano when he poured sake into it. What the FUCK!

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>>51194270
this made me hard...

>> No.51194412
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i am personally blaming all market crashes on j*ews, wom*m, and l*berals.

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>>51194377
Did you have a fat mother? Is that why you're attracted to fat women?

>> No.51194430
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>>51194345
Prepping the bull for capitulation. You psychologically break them long before the big dump

>> No.51194434
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51194434

daily reminder not to long PLUG who was caught cooking the books for the past 4 years. and hydrogen isn't even close to economically viable, even with the gov't subsidies

>> No.51194438

>>51194420
No. Did your mother cheat on your dad? What a weird series of photos to have saved

>> No.51194445

>>51194377
Doesnt look like she brushes, or flosses. I can only assume (as her husband) you are the same.

>> No.51194456
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>>51194148
Buy chinese stocks.

>> No.51194457
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oh yeah we had green futures last night..

>> No.51194460

>>51194434
how you doing fellow bagholder?

>> No.51194467

>>51194402
where is this dystopian hellscape?

>> No.51194470

What the h*ck?

>> No.51194475

>>51194456
I won't buy chinese stocks but I would do anything for some chinese cunny

>> No.51194479
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>>51194456
>chinaman stocks
Nope.

>> No.51194482

My siggas, be prepared to buy. Accumulate this entire month. Many of you will be receiving 3 paychecks this month. Fuck rent, fuck the mortgage, put it all into siga at sub $15, which it will crab around all month. We moon this winter.

>> No.51194491
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>what it feels like holding SQQQ with a 33 average

>> No.51194492

>>51194303
look at that dopamine high

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>>51194148
Gotta go fast.

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>>51194482
Yeah no need to shill to me. I'm getting ready to buy back in when it's around $10, it may go even lower.

>> No.51194509

>>51194491
wholesome chungus

>> No.51194517
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>there is no recession
>there is no recession
>there is no recession
>there is no recession
Every thing is fine!

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>>51194491
Well done bro 38.7 myself here. What are your targets if you dont mind me asking

>> No.51194535

>>51194503
that dog must have been so hot to bolt for the water like that
do southwest niggas rly

>> No.51194537
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lol why the fuck are semiconductor makers getting absolutely crushed this year? There's no real reason that billion dollar companies who make products pretty much the entire world uses should see consistent -2% days for like eight fucking months. My guess is that it's retard bears taking out leveraged shorts on the Flavor Of The Month [Year] but I don't fucking know, all I know is that it seems utterly absurd

>> No.51194538

>>51194445
We brush. Only retards floss

>> No.51194540
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>>51194491
FUCK YOU! my average is $40!!! you have been holding this shit for a long time like a lucky dummy!

>> No.51194541
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I'll make sure to slurp single digit soxl this time

>> No.51194552

>>51194537
Economy slowing down, discretionary spending expected to drop, people are going to buy fewer electronics.

>> No.51194556
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>SPY
what the fuck is this shit. can we have a single crab day at least?!??!

>> No.51194558
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51194558

How low will SOXL go?

>> No.51194563

>>51194460
>how you doing fellow bagholder?
yolo shorting OKTA into earnings today. Sept 2, 78$ puts

>> No.51194565

>>51194556
why would you want a crab day
nigga just sell if ur long you absolute retard

>> No.51194566

>>51194402
D:My hedge turned into an extra 10 spy puts and 2 GTE leaps.

>> No.51194568

>>51194538
Naw m8, you can quite clearly see all the plaque between her janky teeth.
Flossing is important, and I guarantee you stink. Gross fucker.

>> No.51194573

>>51194467
Madrid

>> No.51194577
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>The difference is that many of us, outside of whiteness, understand that we can love an animal and it can be part of our family but it is still an animal and we are a person. We are able to distinguish between the two. But it seems for many they are unable to recognize the difference.
>We simply understand the difference between an animal and a person. White people do not because they were taught to value dogs above people through slavery, Jim Crow and our present day divide.
>We also have parameters regarding affection. Many people share videos where their dog is licking all over their face and mouth and yuck! Dogs not only sniff and lick backsides but they can and on occasion do eat their own feces. But white people are okay with the dog’s feces riddled tongue being in their own mouths?! Some will even share the same piece of food with their animal.
>It’s disgusting and yet predictable the way white people view and value animals versus how they view and value human life.

Is this bullish for CHWY?

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we're just getting started

>> No.51194588

>>51194400
Because 20% unemployment in china 20 year olds, because all money in Europe will go to heating soon. Because everyone bought lots of computers already for record demand. Entire chip space is probably in for a slowdown

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AEVA

>> No.51194596
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>>51194556
It's already crabbing,be glad it's not dumping massively

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>>51194556
DUMPING 1.5% IS THE NEW CRAB ANON ISN'T IT WONDERFUL BRO WE JUST LIKE TO HAVE A LIL FUN HERE IN THE MARKET HA HA

>> No.51194608

>>51194520
selling 40% at 50 then sitting on the rest until it crashes down to 35 or selling it all if it somehow reaches 80+
I am however in the shitter with SRS(18 average)

>> No.51194618

Guys the psyop worked
It's not a recession with gdp slow down for two quarters, keep buying calls, it's all over because inflation dropped 0.1% in the 9s

>> No.51194616

>>51194552
None of that is actually true though, especially if your time horizon is longer than like 6 months. Also """expectations""" are such a fucking joke

>>51194588
>semiconductor companies just make graphics cards and consumer PCs
Jesus christ not this shit again. The cloud computing sectors of these companies are projected to grow in the billions of dollars going forward.

>> No.51194626

>>51194568
Why are you so obsessed with me.

>> No.51194636

>>51194577
so true I fucking hate white women they are disgusting how can you be sexually attracted to an animal

>> No.51194639

>>51194339
She looks like somebody punched her in the face and now its swollen

>> No.51194641

>volume

>> No.51194644

Oil recovery saving my day here

>> No.51194645
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The bear market isn't over until threads like BBBY and GME capitulate completely and stop existing.

>> No.51194654

it's not too late to buy BIRD before it heckin flies, bros
>CAPTCHA:XDRNA

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spy 4h
>pee pee line about to go under the poo poo line
deathcrossssssssssssss

>> No.51194658

>>51194616
>Also """expectations""" are such a fucking joke
the entire stock market is built upon expectations you buffoon.

>> No.51194662

>>51194636
Only a small percentage of white women are attracted to black men.

>> No.51194663

>>51194402
Dancing man=The ECB
Crackheads=EU economy
Police=Gas prices

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Guys, I thought we were healing? GUYS?

>> No.51194687

>>51194626
No one is obsessed with you, you just keep replying. Are you upset that it's easy to target you? Maybe quit being so disgusting, and it won't be this easy.
Also I'm a QQQ holder and the last week is pissing me off.

>> No.51194689

Is using a Waterpik a good alternative to flossing? Fucking hate flossing bros

>> No.51194699

>>51194658
That doesn't make them any less of a joke. All it takes to completely tank the entire semiconductor sector in unison is a single spooky headline about how the sector is "uninvestable", while in reality the companies are consistently growing and generating billions in revenue. Of all things, oil and semis should be the two sectors flying high but of course they're manipulated all to shit by reactionary speculative retards.

>> No.51194700

Is it weird that I want to date a cute glowie agent who investigates financial/securities crimes?

>> No.51194702

>>51194577
Why shouldn't i value a creature that is an honorary family member and is good company over "people" that make every place they inhabit go to the shitter at Mach 8+

>> No.51194705
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I‘m mega bearish but even I expected some kind of limp dick bounce today. It is well and truly over for bulltards

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>>51194644
>oil goes up but NG is still down
what tha fak

>> No.51194715

>>51194339
Lol

>> No.51194725

>>51194689
No, but a waterpik is pretty sweet. Similar to having a bidet. It really takes you the extra mile. Would recommend.

>> No.51194729

>>51194537
Enormous growth was priced into the sector, but present earnings and projections have failed to realize those expectations. It doesn't matter if if NVDA will eventually spearhead the fifth industrial revolution, a P/E of 40 is unreasonable when going into an economic winter.

>> No.51194731

>>51194689
yeah

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>>51194689
they're loud

>> No.51194737

>>51194540
good on you holding.

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51194739

So uhm why is russia up almost 6%?

>> No.51194741

>>51194725
>waterpik
100% recommend this. Its really good for your dental health.

>> No.51194742
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>saw nuwe when it pumped 60% premarket.
>jewgle news about it
>something positive that made it pump
>watch a faggot youtuber vid say premarket big moves almost always fail
>thinkin about buying when its 1.03 or similar
>it runs up a little and dont buy

it went 1.75$ a little after open. missed chance for sure.

>> No.51194748

>>51194683
not til 2024 at the earliest fren

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>>51194683
Its a three day weekend. We are going to dump until Tuesday

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>>51194689
>he doesn't just let food debris rot between his teeth
lol, ngmi

>> No.51194754

>>51194689
I thought waterpiks were for people with braces
you could get those floss picks

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51194758

Every sell off is being bought bobo

>> No.51194770

here comes the daily lunch time pump - get your puts ready

>> No.51194777
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I'm financially recovering oilbros
phew

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>>51194758
lol
lmao

>> No.51194782

>>51194729
>enormous growth was priced into the sector
Did you mean "whales like Pelosi made huge bets on the sector with leverage"? Because that isn't the same thing. This whole year seems to be a speculative bubble popping and even though things have been consistently red I genuinely believe that semis can't stay down for long

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>>51194777

>> No.51194787
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I just bought some bitcorn for the first tiem.....................................

>> No.51194791

>>51194503
I think you win so far

>> No.51194792
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51194792

daily inflation nowcasting
tumbling down down down

>> No.51194793

>>51194689
No, waterpiks are bullshit. They don't do what they claim.

>> No.51194796
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>>51194577
Dogs eat pussy better, of course women see them as being more valuable

>> No.51194798

>>51194558
When we retest june lows it will dip a bit below 10. From there, unclear.

>> No.51194807

>>51194645
The heroes of every bubble become it's villains. Cathie woods, saylor, and meme stocks all need to become reviled. In the end there also needs to be government intervention against the "greed" aka how could you let us lose all this money must become normed

After btc 5000 we can even begin again

Till then the bubble won't die and we get braindead rallies or years more of this meme nonsense

>> No.51194808

>>51194577
Yes we white people are extremely gross, stop trying to live around us its for your own good

>> No.51194812

>>51194796
Oh no this is going to turn into a Laney ball thread.

>> No.51194816

>>51194812
what the hell is an laney ball?

>> No.51194821

>>51194377
Nice architecting. Again, can I please do the same to your daughter when she reaches breeding age? So the cycle can be complete. I need to lock someone in, and I'm monogamous KHHV.

>> No.51194828

>SNAP
what the fuck? Scoopies was right after all.

>> No.51194830
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>>51194816
this chick

>> No.51194832

>>51194377
I like your wife's bratty tooth

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>>51194148

>> No.51194837

>>51194588
I meant today specifically. Sector is underperforming tech as a whole by over 1%

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outta my yada yada and so forth

>> No.51194839

>>51194816
>he doesn’t know

>> No.51194840

>>51194816
Its what happens when hair continues to grow in a mentally unstable man's neo vagina

>> No.51194842
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>futures

>> No.51194852

>>51194792
What is the significance of this?? Has this been accurate this year?

>> No.51194853

>>51194782
>It was a bubble
>It is popping
>But it can't stay down long
Que?

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I bought more VOO.

>> No.51194866

FUCK YOU SNIB

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aaaaand that it's for the daily dump, good work bobo see you tomorrow

>> No.51194873

>>51194853
Eventually Big Money is going to see dollar signs to the upside instead of just riding leveraged shorts into oblivion. They don't want companies like NVDA to fail, how would they make money off of them anymore? They're just going to drill until essentially all retail says "fuck this shit" and then we're going WAY up

>> No.51194877

gotta say the mumu posting during premarket is awfully quiet now

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>>51194877
They're posting bobos,now

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>>51194872
ok bye bye mr snibs

>> No.51194931

>>51194796
If you zoom out on SJM, peanut butter only goes up.

>> No.51194933

>>51194399
alright that's it, i'm fucking out of here. fuck you. fuck jannies, fuck niggers, Spin is cool, and fuck mumu i'm out.

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>>51194780
lmao indeed

>> No.51194936

>crab day
aight I'm heading to the corner shop anyone want anything?

>> No.51194962

>>51194591

20

>> No.51194964

>>51194873
It's more complicated. There are endless ai chip startups and some with a ton of talent. On top of that you have Google and others designing their own chips. Waymo etc have custom cutting edge solutions. China bubble pumped capital into AI chips. AMD someday might have okay software.

None of those things will challenge Nvidia soon and they have a strong position now near a monopoly, but inside the price on the long term is priced in that risk, the less money they make on the short term does matter because the future is unpredictable.

>> No.51194966

>>51194936
a box of magnum condoms, your daughter forgot to bring some

>> No.51194965

>>51194936
I cant do this vaping thing anymore
Get me a pack of cowboy killers

>> No.51194967

>>51194936
Get me some canned chickpeas

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Made 10% on SOXL calls again today. I can’t keep pressing my luck like this

>> No.51194974

>>51194936
Paw Patrol Baking Cups, please

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>>51194148

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>>51194984

>> No.51195007

>>51194873
Nigga you don't get it. The market isn't falling due to shorts, but simply the removal of longs. We only got as high as we did thanks to infinite free liquidity, and now that credit is gone. The interest rate is rising, and is going go stay high, for at least a year. And because these companies are going to struggle in the short term, it is irrational to use high interest credit to buy into them now with expectations that growth will eventually return rather than waiting and doing it later. Especially considering the sector is still 40% over its pre-covid high. I don't think you understand just how completely unreasonably overvalued equities are right now. We are a third to half the way down what historians will call the "covid bubble" but what could be more accurately described as the second dot com crash.

>> No.51195010

>>51194966
bro if you specify magnums everyone knows you ain't gonna be using them

>> No.51195016

>>51194936
yeah i'll take some flaming hot cheetos and a grape soda

>> No.51195020

My wife is divorcing me and she wants to take my funko-pop collection…

How do I cope with this?

>> No.51195037

>>51195020
Let it all go man
Be like water
Live under a bridge

>> No.51195040

>>51194936
Cope wintergreen and a 12 pack of Coors Banquet. And keep your eyes out for Mumu. I think he's gone missing.

>> No.51195041

>>51194964
It doesn't help that AI and machine learning are still very speculative technologies. Their even hypothetical application in industry is still quite limited.

>> No.51195049

>>51195037
>Be like water
>Live under a bridge
toplel

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>>51195020

Sorry to hear that Alf. Whatever you do don't let the bitch win.

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51195068

So is it going up and down unltil the fed meeting?

>> No.51195069

Oil is rising like a penis my basterds

>> No.51195078

>>51195020
you do the right thing and burn the soico collection

>> No.51195076

>>51194936
Dad? Please no, you just came back!

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>>51195020
cum on them

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SOXL will be $10 again lmao

>> No.51195094

>>51195041
A lot of Google searches use ML, translate services, waymo, chip design at Nvidia itself now, lots of uses already. I don't think it's too speculative. Actually has less bubble pricing in public markets than most future tech

>> No.51195095

>>51195040
>a 12 pack of Coors Banquet
They call them 'Coors Original' here, and they're $40 for a 15 pack.
Who tf even beer drinks, anymore? It's so expensive.

>> No.51195118

anyone playing BBW earnings?

>> No.51195132

>>51194936
A length of rope and a foot stool

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>>51194807
The thing that amazes me most is how active the AMC hashtag is on twitter still, despite the cost average of everyone holding it is down like -70% now. I honestly don't expect them to stop until AMC is either bankrupt or down -99%.
https://twitter.com/search?q=amc&src=typed_query

>> No.51195153

>>51195118
fat bitches are lazy and thus earnings poor

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i need the dollar to please die

>> No.51195167

>>51195020
Tell that bitch her sister is hotter.

>> No.51195171

>>51195138
baggies embracing the baggy lifestyle of shilling their bags forever

>> No.51195177

>>51195094
I mean it's certainly not the worst by far, but it's going to be a decsde before it starts seriously disrupting most conventional alternatives. Sure, it'll help google target ads even betterer, who gives a fuck? The real game changers are going to be self driving cars and machine learning based engineering and molecular medicine design, but these technologies are still in their infancy.

>> No.51195180

>>51195078
>>51195088
Problem is even though it’s my collection she bought the majority of them for me because I don’t work. She’s already boxed up most of them and taken them to her boyfriend’s house. She didn’t even care that I was crying as she did it.

>> No.51195181

>>51195153
lawlz- came here to say this

>> No.51195191

>>51195165
bro didn't you listen to powell? the dollar is going to be worth like 4 euros next year.

>> No.51195192

>>51195153
I was going to make a similar joke, but the porn and cncb I have on (screen 2&3) took my attention away.
>>51195167
>the quasar
Got sick of being baggot?

>> No.51195194

>Feel like shit
>Open portfolio
>Feel like a bigger shit
What a year

>> No.51195199

>>51195165
>Betting against the dollar
You'd have better luck shorting the fucking tides

>> No.51195214

>>51195180
Lmao. You sound like a faggot, No wonder she left you.

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>>51194148

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Fuck Vix

>> No.51195234

>>51195199
>You'd have better luck shorting the fucking tides
im stealing this

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>>51195191
didnt you listen to joe brandon?
we need to cancel debt, cmon man! its about fixing racial disparities fat

>>51195199
tide goes in tide goes out cant explain that

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>>51195180
This is simultaneously the most obvious and saddest larp ever
What would possess a man to lie in this way

>> No.51195255

>>51195225
That's pretty neat

>> No.51195263

>>51195226
>not fat
>still has his pants on

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Many people like to talk about the crazy price action of BBBY stock but they don’t talk about how fucked the company’s finances are.

BBBY is on the hook for $2.4 Billion in lease payments, including a $410M bulge in 2023. BBBY will enjoy the landlord negotiations as they close those 150 stores.

>> No.51195275

>>51194235
I understand your pain brother, she will never be the same, but the dating market at my age sucks cocks big time, the only option is to become an architect.

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>>51195089
And Leo's next gf will be 20. Based

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>>51194148

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>>51195252
i can't tell what is real anymore

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>>51195252
this is your brain on gamestop

>> No.51195321

>>51194235
Dope, keep it up.
Idk about you guys but my life only ever gets better

>> No.51195326

>>51195287
Hi! Leonardo here! This has always been normal for successful men you pathetic incel

>> No.51195331

This morning was crazy fast on spy but it looks like they turned off the afterburners

>> No.51195341

>>51195287
he can't keep getting away with this!

>> No.51195355

>>51195303
Imagine the beatings

>> No.51195358

>>51195138
You should see $CEI on stocktwits
almost everyone is down 80 to 90% and they still think every week it's going to go up and save them

>> No.51195363

>>51195303
Thats downright impressive

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>>51195326
hey Leo
you should have wifed or at least impregnated Bar Rafaeli
you fucked up big time

>> No.51195396

>>51195252
Dude, have a little sympathy. I love my funkos. If only I had keep my mouth quite about my wife’s onlyfans and she would still probably be with me.

>> No.51195412

>>51195358

There was an anon last year who went all in on that
Wonder how it worked out for him

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>>51195089
reminder that he first met her when she was 11

>> No.51195420

>>51195303
>Walking with forelegs on a beam and hindlegs on the wall
Holy shit

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>>51195396
>about my wife’s onlyfans

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>>51195355

Pretty sure that's a Malinois. They literally love shit like that, they were bred to be trained to do stuff and they're absurdly high energy. Making an obstacle course for them is really just being a good owner.

>> No.51195440

>>51195396
It would actually be less embarrassing if you were telling the truth at this point

>> No.51195447

>>51195007
>the removal of longs
lol no, anyone who has lots of money and half a brain knows that the stock market is the place to be. What the fuck else are they going to do? Hold cash? With "high" inflation that's a bad idea. Bonds? Lmao. Real estate? Yeah maybe five years ago. I'm not even a permabull but there is literally no alternative. All this red is just business as usual to keep the sham running until they invent a new reason for the market to skyrocket.

>> No.51195455

>>51195363
i could fucking do that.

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>futures

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>>51195455
You couldnt even complete the course yourself let alone train a dog to do it

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>>51195455
You couldn't even keep your gookfu

>> No.51195518

>>51194984
Current year is pretty fucking wild for sure. I can't imagine how dystopian the narratives will be in 2040++

>> No.51195520

>>51194999
Checked

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>>51195303

>> No.51195532

>>51195459
You mean the presents

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>>51195509
what hormonal problem causes this pairing

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>>51195447
The performance of the stock market is directly correlated to the unemployment rate. The more jobs and 401k's people have, the more the stock market goes up due to passive investing. That's why the only recent times VIX has gone stratospheric was when unemployment surged.
>What the fuck else are they going to do? Hold cash?
No, they'll rotate into different sectors. Tech is finished in a world with stimulative fiscal and restrictive monetary policy.

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>>51195518
I pray we have a nuclear holocaust before then.

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>>51195532
Its not xmas yet,dumdum

>> No.51195573

>>51195538
2-party autism

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can aeva go to 5 dolla

>> No.51195587

>>51195566
army has been essentially welfare since the 1980's

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>>51195538
Just typical WMAF things

>> No.51195601

>>51195538
>south-east asian woman just wants a partner with more than poverty tier money that won't beat her
>white diasporoid just wants a warm hole that doesn't care how ugly he is because he still looks better than whatever she could've normally gotten
Match made in heaven

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>>51195600

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Spy is about to do a poopee

>> No.51195629

>/smg/ - man made horrors general

>> No.51195636

>>51195566
>>51195600
>>51195509
Take your meds and go back to /pol/

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SPY finished it's head and shoulders and now it crabs until the jews flip a coin and update the algorithms to go up or down

>> No.51195641

>>51195558
>Tech is finished in a world with stimulative fiscal and restrictive monetary policy
See u in a few months when The Fed pivots

>> No.51195649

>>51195637
If i were to eat those would i die?

>> No.51195659

>>51195641
>when The Fed pivots
I like how this is the only bull case that still exists

>> No.51195666

So SOXL healing....?

>> No.51195669

>>51195649
it would be extremely painful

>> No.51195671

>>51194165
When do I slurp?

>> No.51195673

>>51195538
What? Asian women are the absolute lowest tier, makes sense to me

>> No.51195679

>>51195447
>What the fuck else are they going to do? Hold cash?
Literally yes, you dingdong. Even if the purchasing power of the dollar is falling, it's still worth holding if equities are falling faster. You are stuck in the mindset that big money is dependent on constant growth. They aren't, they are more than willing to miss max gains to make sure they win more than lose in the long run. In a risky environment, they will absolutely sit on their hands and just wait, and then buy your corpse once you jump out of a fucking building after getting wiped out on SOXL.

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Buds, throw away yar ideas. They're trash. take part in Yopi Network.

> There r many features to earn cash within the Network
> New concept of turning real physic gold into digital cash
> Fastest and cheapest payment feature in the world

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Imagine not being green today

losers

>> No.51195696

PICK A DIRECTION

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>>51195682
ha ha, yeah, what a bunch of losers, ha ha

>> No.51195704

>>51195641
How many times do they have to say "4+% interest through 2023" before you fucking get it?

>> No.51195705

>>51195509
what the fuck are you talking about, i just talked to her like 4 hours ago before i left for work

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>>51195696
No

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>>51195636
U mad yt boi

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>intel delayed 7nm until next year
>TSMC and Samsung already making 7nm and 5nm and expected to produce 3nm before intel gets out the 7nm

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Sold my calls at 400
I bought some 395 puts for 19$
Come on motherfuckers, 400 was the ceiling, obviously

>> No.51195729

>>51195717
probably needed the 100 billion for their diversity program

>> No.51195735

>>51195711
seems like you're kinda just butthurt over this one couple out of the millions out there

>> No.51195748

>92% of the 5-nanometer chips are made in taiwan
imagine not holding tsmc

>> No.51195777

>>51195153
this was the layup to the joke

I do think it's funny to be a BBW shareholder.

>> No.51195786

New!
>>51195432
>>51195432

>> No.51195789

>>51195748
>literally no room for marketshare increase
why would you hold this? The 92% is priced in.

>> No.51195796

2022 sucks, can we go back to were stocks only go up?

>> No.51195812

>>51195796
>hurr durr I can't make money unless stocks go up
Mumus are very helpless creatures

>> No.51195814

New

>>51195810
>>51195810

>> No.51195818

>>51195786
fuck you. kys.

>> No.51195831

>>51195814
hecking early bakers!

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>>51195786

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>>51195786
faggot GME baggies

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>>51195786

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>>51194984

>> No.51196083

>>51194402
Anyone got a gif of this?

>> No.51196127

>>51196083
literally google 'webm to gif converter' and do it yourself

>> No.51196331

>>51194482
Oh fuck it is a triple paycheck wagie month. Gigabased

>> No.51196524

Wish I could invest in Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty. That stuff is great. Also all the stocks i panic sold have turned around now fml

>> No.51196819

>>51194135
why the fuck is my smg on page 4? bump.

>> No.51197440

>>51195538
its a good pairing
both would be low or even bottom tier among their own peoples, and they are both getting away with something here
the woman gets access to the white man's money and living in a non poverty country
the man gets access to a skinny, not completely hideous woman who may or may not respect him
both things they would normally never have access to

>> No.51197447

>>51194135
bobo please spare me