/biz/ - Business & Finance

I regret voting for Joe Biden.

Nobody warned me that the economy would suffer.

I want my stocks to go up again.

Shemitahbot
Activate

I was not expecting this much pain at the end of august. I figured this shit would be reserved for september with the shemitah

up or down tomorrow?

>>51182441

Aw look at that cat.

Is it actually decided that we're in a bear market, or is it like how we're not in a recession?

>>51182440
Jews are front running the Shemitah dump. That is, THIS is the dump.

>>51182470
There are three things that generate success:
-Be first
-Be smart
-Be Jewish

>>51182466
It's still bear market. If this drop sets a higher low and pushes again then maybe bull is back. These things are hard to call at the time. Clearer in hindsight.

>>51182426
go back to the fucking reddit you limp dick liberal

>>51182466
Two different things. We were/are in a recession for first 2 quarters this year. But next quarter could be a growth but we could still be in a bear market. They move independently but follow the same trend. Thats why you need to keep buying the dip. Stocks could recover faster than the actual economy.

>>51182441
Hoping for green to load up on puts

>>51182482
It's funny because it's true.

>>51182456
that's not real

>>51182388
Can the bond market collapse?
I dont see clear answers anywhere, everyone is sure that this is impossible, but with negative real interest rates, isn't it possible that at some point bonds bond investors give up on them?

>>51182470
doesn't make sense, 6/7 of the past were huge crashes, not just pain

>>51182500
fucking this, then i can sell my calls and buy back all those puts i sold.

What are (you) doing up apologize for your role in creating climate change, milkbreaths?

>>51182504
Black cats exist, anon.

>>51182521
SIRS

>>51182521
pakistan is full of muslims, not hindus, you retarded faggot.

>>51182521
I just filled up my diesel truck

>>51182508
bonds aren't valuable for their returns anymore but they are pristine collateral for central banks worldwide so i don't see them dumping as far as they really should if they even do

>>51182513
I don't even know any more and I'm just shitposting. I just always suspect the Jews of deception and swindling goyim of all stripes.

>>51182487
lolno.

>>51182495
Also no. If you buy the dip, you are a dip shit.

>futes

>>51182523
that's like, your opinion, man.

RIP to the guy I thought died a decade ago.

Market breadth reflected the selling bias today. Decliners led advancers by a nearly 4-to-1 margin at the NYSE and a 2-to-1 margin at the Nasdaq.

Every S&P 500 sector closed in the red with losses ranging from 0.4% (financials) to 3.4% (energy).

The energy sector was in last place, by a wide margin, while energy complex futures sold off. WTI crude oil futures fell 5.5% to $91.60/bbl. Natural gas futures fell 2.6% to $9.06/mmbtu. Unleaded gasoline futures fell 7.0% to $2.53/gal. This comes after Bloomberg reported that the EU is set to meet its gas storage filling goal two months ahead of target. Also, European Commission President von der Leyen said that an emergency intervention is being planned to rein in energy prices.
Reviewing overnight developments:
The Conference Board's Consumer Confidence Index rose to 103.2 in August (Briefing.com consensus 97.4) from a downwardly revised 95.3 (from 95.7) in July. This was the first increase in the index in four months. In the same period a year ago, the Consumer Confidence Index stood at 115.2.
The key takeaway from the report is that even with the August improvement in confidence, the Expectations Index remains below 80.0, which suggests the continued presence of an elevated risk of recession.

options will be expiring on the 17th, then we have the FOMC meeting on the 20-21st. I dont think its going to be pretty, might go even harder into the shorts.

>>51182586
Well, technically, melanin is brown and just looks black in high concentration. So I guess you're sort of right.

Got a bit stoned and accidentally have been posting in /GME/ instead of /smg/ for the last 30 mins. Didn't notice until someone came in and said "fag stock"

>>51182544
A negative yielding collateral. how does that fucking makes sense?

SPX is gonna go under 3000 isn't it

>>51182405
A bee got decapitated to create that image

>>51182605
get a grip on yourself bro ffs

>>51182593
kek same. I was shocked to learn he was still alive.

>>51182620
It's just weed.

>>51182605

I did the same for a bit. I was confused why everyone was bragging about their NFTs

hustle and bustle

>>51182593
He's surprisingly good on foreign policy

>>51182639
Ahaha do you smoke weed too.

>>51182641
Best poo stocks?

>>51182632
Cannabis. And you still aren’t invested are you?
>TLRY
>IIPR
>AFCG

>>51182655
MSFT

>>51182658
Most cannabis companies are insolvent shitcos that will never be able to return capital to shareholders because of regulatory hurdles and razor thin margins.

>>51182632

>>51182632
bro, I saw you behind the 7-eleven sucking cock for weed the other day

>>51182662
lol

>>51182605
I recognized the stinky poster. Was that you?

How much money did you lose today?

>>51182655
CRAP seems to be a real ticker on the French exchange.

>>51182687
No. Take your meds. Mistaking one poster for another is the primary symptom of schizophreniform disorder.

>>51182405
I recommend shorting companies using bugs to make bread right now KEK

https://www.livescience.com/62878-cricket-bread-bacterial-spores.html

>>51182652
yeah, but not right now, I'm just tarded

>>51182593
Short Pizza Hut. Or was it McDonald's? Whichever one he advertised for.

>>51182671
Oh please go on about the 18th amendment which got repealed by the 21st amendment and how alcohol was never a profitable industry.
>CSA 1970 tier 1 list
>once taken off this list cannabis becomes investable by Wall Street again
>cannabis has a special taxation bracket even though it’s federally illegal
Buy low sell high is what I’ve learned. Seems to me cannabis is pretty low

>>51182709
It was you, you stinky kike

>>51182736
ur a fucking retard buying shitcos. i dont care, the time horizon for weed co's to be able to return capital to shareholders is decades away. fuck off retard and go smoke weed u fucking degenerate i dont actually smoke i was baiting all the liberal faggots in this thread who do smoke that shit and become lazy bums

>>51182712
Death to the double-u e eff

>Buy into stocks and shares ISA managed by roboinvesor near start of year

>Down almost a month's salary end of august

Big plays.

What do I even do Bros, do I just leave it in there to recover?

>>51182755
ok this is based

>>51182606
Gosh, I hope so.

>>51182784
desu -9% is a success compared to major indices.

>>51182662

>>51182629
not anymore

>>51182655
KMB

>>51182736
weed is a plant, it won't be more profitable than broccoli

>UEC
>UUUU
I guess the scam solar and wind corps are finally flush with funds.

The ONLY companies that will profit from weed are big tobacco companies. Fucking weed baggies FOREVER. Everyone else will just grow their own if it’s legalized. Retards.
>t. pro pot smoking for 25 years

What's all this here about oil stockpiles increasing?

I'm not feeling to good about tomorrow...

>>51182755
We’ll all you had to say was
>I’m a mentally ill faggot
Would’ve spared us both time. But hey I guess when you buy the top of meme stocks and can’t accurately time the market this shit happens, maybe you should smoke cannabis, you might be a likable and dare I say cured of your disease.
>the disease being mentally ill faggotry

If Europe had any balls, they would tell China to fuck off with the oil but can't. Not unless they want angry civil unrest with cold and hungry NPCs in the streets. Bullish for gas stonks.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/china-aggressively-reselling-russian-gas-europe

>>51182930
>Everyone else will just grow their own if it’s legalized
LOL fuck no

>>51182703
If I can buy Eva Green's used shitstain panties, then sure.

>>51182598
Good stuff here. Thank you sirs.

>>51182930
i'd assume weedtards are too lazy and stupid to grow their own

>>51182890
I’m bullish

I hope you all Shorted BARNES AND NOBEL. WHAT A FUCKING SHIT STOCK. LITERAL TRASH. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WILL NEVER MAKE IT. BUYING BOOKS IS PROFITABLE? WHO THE FUCK BUYS BOOKS?
ALSO, YOU PARTY CITY FAGGOTS ARE GOING TO GET FLUSHED BACK TO 40 CENTS. STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS HERE. NO ONE HERE SHOULD EVER POST ABOUT STOCKS. I SHORTED BOTH OF THESE STUPID FUCKING PLAYS.

>>51182944
Well why else would oil plunge $5?

>>51182952
West needs to quit with this sanctioning bullshit. I can't imagine spending decades trying to spread free trade everywhere and then squandering it for political autism. Chinks are in the right here for once.

>>51182521
I do what every red blooded American has a duty to do about it: absolutely nothing.

>by allahs will it is done

>>51182951
Liberal. Libtard. Enjoy your psychosis.

>>51182985
So post your positions turbonigger

>>51183024
Mentally ill faggots never post their positions and assume the political identity of strangers on the idiot.
>I regret informing you about cannabis tickers
>I regret the roe v wade decision now because you would’ve been an easy reminder for why abortions might still be necessary

>>51182985

>>51182521
I guess this retard hasn't looked at the pollution levels of europe/us vs china in a while..

>>51182930
>Everyone else will just grow their own if it’s legalized.
Ah, I see you know nothing of the Canadian market.
>inb4 I know a Canuck who grows
It's shit product.
>>51182973
Not about being stupid/lazy. Growing high grade cannabis is extremely difficult, and not cheap. You'll always be better off buying it.

>>51182985
Kek based

>>51183068
>hard
Nigger I grew weed for 7 years in california it really isn’t that hard, it’s a fucking weed. Set up an ebb and flow system and get some ladybugs, simple as.

>>51182985
>if i type in all caps, surely it'll print!
PRTY is retarded, but you'll feel even more retarded being short it

it'll be another example of "so retarded that it somehow works"

>>51183054
>>51183096

KEEP THAT CRYING APU HANDY. YOUR GOING TO BE DOING GAY4PAY TO MAKE BACK YOUR LOSSES. PARTY FUCKING CITY? GOD DAMN THIS PLACE IS ABSOLUTE PAJEET TRASH. SUCK MY FAT DONG

>>51183021
Bullish for UK kebab stands.

>>51183115
Rude, but based and hilarious.

>>51182604
they need it for overnight levantine money magic tricks with the fed and theres worldwide demand from banks for them to do the same in their systems and sheeeit

Guess the stock

>>51182951
cringey burnout

Why don't we go up anymore

>>51183093
I said high grade, you fucking california tranny. Fucking kys before replying to me.

CHWY bros... will the white women save us?

>>51183199
both of these women look like dumb whores what am I missing here

Did that belly guy really pump SOXL?

>>51183199
Le epic Jewish meme

WHY DID THE POPE MOVE ALL FUNDS INTO THE VATICAN BANK?

>>51183190
not my fault canadians are retards. Why do you think the weed market in california is so shit now? Because everyone and their fucking mother knows how to grow. Fucking leaf, how dare you even post in an american thread.

>>51183219
one is using peanut butter to get oral

>>51183219
Your missing that the poster has an fetish obession with women fkn dogs

Uranium chads cant keep getting away with it

>>51183253
Jewsuits offered him a good APY.

>be heckin greedy when others are fearful

>>51183179
Tell me about it, this economy is a wreck.

>>51183259
women fucking dogs is hot better than them fucking naggers

>>51182946
CRISPY

>>51183317
there was one really hot nigress who got bred by a good pupper

>>51183131
Hmm alright, thanks fren.

Another -2% tomorrow?

>>51183354
Webm anon here: I'm still open to suggestions for a clip to add to the end of this one

>>51183336
Vixen - inside of me
best shit you'll ever see

>>51183253
Nothing. Hes been reforming the bank and getting rid of the embezzlers.

>>51183383
>Vixen - inside of me
am I going to end up on a watch list just googling this

>>51183317
>Naggers
Diversity detected

>down 1.64% today after trying to slurp the dip
How do I get a refund?

DJIA finished the day just above the support levels. Probably going back up thursday.

>>51183403
Just go incognito bro. They'll never know it's you

>>51183423
You thought that was the bottom?

>>51183423
you have to go to the customer service counter in person at the NYSE, usually they just offer store credit for another stock though

>>51183444
Thats what im thinking. For now at least. Good chance it bounces back up in a channel.

Snapchat going down the shitter

i sold my puts yesterday

>>51182985
here here

>futures

b-bros....................

>>51183493
Why? there's not a single good new on the horizon

>>51183525
>futures

>>51183541
LOOK AT HIM GO!

>>51183525
Are you getting used to red yet,mumu?

>>51183354
ngl this is a good one

check out SPY 2008 vs 2022

>>51183560
i-is t-that a-all you got fuc-c-cking p-pussy

>>51182985
>hey guys remember that company from 20 years ago when you were a kid?
>well we're gonna dump all our cash into it and hope we can cause a short squeezarino

statistically things will get better after September

why is /smg/ so busy the past week?
the sell off?
fear has returned?
bull market / meme stocks brought back retail investors to the market?
i haven't seen an after hours thread moving this fast since the russia invasion started

>>51183582
Bleeding already? oh please youll have to live until winter,mumu.

Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

>>51183534
because the CPI rally cost me too much time on my puts and didn't think i could afford to wait longer without getting theta raped to expiry and end up barely break even

So is bad news, actually bad news again? Is sanity finally returning to clown market? I'm scared to go short because the Fed might pull a switcheroo if we fall much more from here.

>>51183596
Not good enough. I want them better now.

>>51183620
>Is sanity finally returning to clown market?
UBER and TSLA continue to remain the insanity barometers.

>>51183606
Volatility means posting volume simple as.

I swear HKD has caused an irreparable amount of damage to meme trader's expectations

>>51183619
>theta
Oh well as long as you made profit,it's good.

>>51183617

>>51183631
True, what's fair value for TSLA? that will be a good indication of a bottom.

HEY EQUINOR LOSERS. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD TAKE YOUR GAYSEX LOGIC TO OIL, HOW DID THAT WORK OUT YOU STUPID ASSHOLES? YOU LITERALLY BOUGHT THE TOP OF A MASSIVE GREEN LINE. KEEP MAKING COMFY LNG SHIP MEMES YOU DUMB FUCKS. IM SHORTING YOUR STUPID SHIT NEXT

>>51183606
getting flooded with newfags and pajeets again

>>51183678
When the shills come in you know the ends is near

>>51183606
/smg/ is a drawl bruther

>>51183678
EQUNIOR was a weak play for GAS. There are cheap gas/oil plays that is guaranteed to payout. Good companies with a very cheap p/2 ratio. The GREEN initiatives will cause oil to skyrocket. Also if CHINA invades TAIWAN it's game OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You can short all you want. It's going to go up eventually.

>>51183674
Meme lines mean shit but stock price hasn't actually corrected in any significant way. So a lot of downside can be expected

real talk I have more money than I know what to do with and Im still pretty unhappy with life
-10k monthly income pre bonus
-single
-own house
-7.5k disposable monthly income
-no car note
-200k in savings

what do? Money definitely doesnt buy happiness.

I’ve lost thousands (thousands!) on the (((market))) just this year alone. First it was soxl, then oil princesses, then it was bobo getting shystered, then it was siga. Luckily I got outon the way down each time so I “mitigated my losses” but that doesn’t change the fact that I ONLY FUCKING LOSE. I think I actually made money from siga but I’m still nearly 50% down

Can someone offer some actual good advice?
I haven’t been here in about 2 months because of the faggot shit this year.

I could have done so much better if I just stayed cash gang or went boomer fag even. Now I’m back 90% cash gang with no end in sight.

blog post fin

>>51183199
Jesus, did lainy posted that? Imagine laineyball with a dog kek

>>51183736
OK BAGHOLDING HOMO. THANKS FOR TELLING ME THAT WINTER ISN'T PRICED IN ALREADY BECAUSE IT IS. STUPID DIPSHIT

>>51183674
just look at P/E vs other auto manufacturer

>>51183617
>Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again

>>51183674
>True, what's fair value for TSLA?
Not anywhere near what it is now but I don't care to attract the attention of Elon simps. The venn diagram of TSLA shitheads and BTC pajeets is nearly a circle. The bottom however is when UBER delists. They are a pit wherein VC funds are burned. And the only reason they exist is because there is always a greater VS fool to incinerate money in the pit. And they have been doing this for a decade. They basically started right at the very beginning of the pants on head retarded easy money (2009)

>>51183750
>Money definitely doesnt buy happiness
What would make you happy?

>>51183779
I have no idea. I thought having a lot of moeny but nope.

>>51183763
You thoughts I was talking about this coming winter?? HAHA you are so lost my friend. I'm talking about way past winter my friend. More like the next coming decade. We are in the commodities super cycle.

YOU BIATCCCHHHH

>>51183674
600
before both splits

>>51183750
>what do? Money definitely doesnt buy happiness.
Hobbies. And what that is will depend on you. Personally I find working with my hands rewarding. Things like (serious) gardening, woodworking, 3d printing things for friends and family, etc.

>>51183361
>>>/wsg/4712084
But I'm just partial to the idea of Bogdanoff fiddling while the world plunges into chaos. Maybe a clip from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNXVWy9JD9Q would click.

Anon was right.
>>51177114

>>51183788
>no idea
Well at least you post here,also try night driving.

>>51183793
Check this out if you want a glimpse of the future.

Infectious diseases being the number 1 risk in the next two years. Which means this monkey shit ain't over. Or even worse we will see smallpox or the plague have a comeback.

Commodity shock risk next 3-5 years. Just you wait until when oil is at $500 and fertilizer break it's all time high because of MEH MY HOT HOT CLIMATE CHANGE. Then comes the BUGZ LIFE. You will eat bugs, get parasites and have gay sex. HAHA!

Sigma dick

>>51183765
So basically single digits

>>51183825
“night blindness” ruins this
also fuck this gay and kiked “market”
I’m going underground with my wagers

Wife. Don’t even bother checking the reflection in the glass

>>51183862
>smallpox
>plague comeback
OMG man just shut the fuck up

>>51183881
>night blindness
You got Lasik done or born with that?
i've got glaucoma myself but its somewhat bearable

>>51183896
Does laser correction cause night blindness? Ive been htining of looking into it, im sick of wearing contacts.

>>51183892
You sound scared. hehe

>APE trades at almost half the price of AMC
>they are the exact same equity
is there something I'm missing here? is long APE short AMC not just free arb?

Wife and daughter

>>51183874
for P/E yeah, but stock price i'd say betwen 10 and 20 is fair price

>>51183884
>marlboro

>>51183915
>>51183884
ok weirdo
>verification not required

>>51183911
scared of what? I'm a PA lol I know you're retarded and I know you're dumb to think monkey sex or whatever is going to disrupt anything
could you post your longs? please?

>>51183910
Lasik does cause it,if you dont want it
You should go for PRK or ICL

>>51183935
I am long commodities... Oil, Gas, Coa,l Fertilizer, base metals, copper, uranus, tanker, shipper, a little bit of silver and gold. Shit you really need when this world goes into a depression. You know stuff like food and energy to survive.

I fully expect to see WW3 in the next 2-3 years.

Will Gas and Oil recover or is it crashing with no survivors along with the rest of the market?

>>51183915
Don't post their feet you faggot

>>51183915
what's it like being a fat boomer? I have to thank you tho, I was going to eat something sweet and then saw your wife and said nah I'm good
do you even fuck anymore? I'm always curious whether fat old fucks fuck still or if they just eat TV dinners and watch jeopardy or some Netflix trash all night

Every fourth turning ends in a WAR.
Read history. WAR IS COMING

>>51183445
h-how did my ISP know though?

>>51183981
WW3 happening does not mean the entire country just ceases to be and everyone goes outside like it's fucking the wild west on horsebacks shooting people and robbing them you watch too much walking dead
also with regards to viruses, covid itself was a misnomer but definitely planned and that is fact we've known about Coronaviruses since forever this one was just an excuse to prepare for the next steps to WW3 any other virus shit that comes out is just day traders paying marketers to pump shit up I think I saw a polio article like 3 days ago and a shit company go up 20% on it then dump the next day

>>51184026
>Chinks fight war with Taiwan while their financial sector collapses
Kek, rest in shit

>>51183752
do you just go around buying everything after it has pumped 100%? how about stop doing that.

>>51183915
When does your daughter turn dating age? Your wife looks lovely as well. I would like to "architect" your daughter in your wife's image, so to speak. She would never need to lift a finger and I could take care of her. It'd be a good life.

>>51182985
Someone get this hothead outta here!

>>51182466
It's a bull market, this is just a bear trap before the next leg up. Literally no reason to sell stocks anymore.

>>51184057
that's how war works dippy
you get countries who want shit and put them against countries who have shit that's how war always works because the winner gets everything like America did for WW2 and I'm not going into semantics on it cause that's irrelevant we won it according to the law of the land

Be poopy when other are peepee.

>>51184005
Yea we fuck. Nothing hotter than ducking her from behind and grabbing 2 handfuls of belly

>>51184041
They installed a keylogger on your computer. It's over for you.

>>51184076
Every bear market is really just a trap before the bull market if you only look at centuries

>>51184042
World Economic Forum Predicts ASSET bubble burst in the next 3-5 years. Housing and stocks are going to crash. There will be no recovery.

Check the charts my friend. BLOW UP in ASSET. ASSET PRICE COLLAPSE. Predicted before it even happened.


You better start taking WEF seriously because they know what's coming...

>>51184096
I BET YOUR BEDROOM SMELLS LIKE FEET AND ASS SWEAT. YOU HAVE NO SELF CONTROL OVER FOOD. I HOPE YOU BOTH GET DIABETES AND YOUR FEET FALL OFF.

>>51183884
Look at that piggy. I like her arms.

god, such a typical disgusting amerifat. fuck I hate this country, short it to hell.

>>51184114
2007 WEF already knew asset collapse was coming... HOW did they know that???? They knew it before the 2008 crash... They must be the greatest prophets of our TIME!! AND YET YOU NPC's still are not WOKE!

IF you want to LIVE LIFE on easy mode. Be Gay, Turn into a TRANNY, Have no Kids, Support BLM. You will get your weekly good boy CBDC tokens!

What is up with people suddenly posting (supposed) pictures of their real life? Yesterday it was Scoops and his schizo organizing system, now it's one of the boomers

>>51184096
that's fucking disgusting but I guess you have no chance with anyone else so you and you're wife are effectively cannon fodder
enjoy that old man
>>51184114
I'm very well aware of the asset burst coming I just don't think you're being reasonable in the sense that people are going to abandon humanity because OHHHHHH NOOO I LOSTTT ALL MMYYYYY MONOPOLY MONEYYYYY not everyone believes money is the only thing worth living for and I for one, while day trading, have focused mainly on my son, my wife, and writing a fun webcomic for my son to enjoy so I can leave something on this earth that I can proudly say I did. nobody gives a fuck about money expect for those unable to create for themselves.

>>51184176
Okay. Have fun eating bugz!

>>51184162
Boomerposting has always been an /smg/ staple it is what it is bro

>>51184162
markets going down, losing lots of money makes people irrational

>>51184192
Yes, I know boomer posting is always a thing, that's why I said "one of the boomers". But what's with all of the pictures lately? It's almost becoming a trend

>>51183999
too late already came

>>51184187
I remember when my museum used to sell bagged crickets salted with some BBQ shit. Tasted like empty shells really but that's not going to happen either just good for doom porn

>>51184215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3UqLAtdZ04

IRONFAGGOT man owns a bug farm and is promoting bug protein. not a lie. not a meme.

>>51184162
'ate tech
'ate growth
'ate gains
'ate china
'ate nothingburgers
luv burgers
luv me oil
luv me divvies
I can wait 20 years.
When I see big gains, I say to meself "WHOA NELLY, SLOW DOWN NOW"
Always a special place in me heart for the king of beverages
*sips*
SIMPLE AS
___________________________________
Proud supporter of YOU'RE 45th President
USMC 1981-1981
Mall Security 1981-
All I need in my life is my hog, my dog, and my beer
-Sent from my iPhone

>>51184096
>2 handfuls of belly

>>51184204
boomers are disconnected from reality and think everything revolves around them. Every boomer I have ever worked with or known does it and idk why, they think people care about what they've done like they're supposed to get some pat on the back or something. When I was shadowing a physician, we had one boomer who tried to commit suicide through antifreeze and failed but when we asked why he said it's because he felt like no one cared about him anymore. I remember thinking to myself like nigga nobody is supposed to.
selfish generation, glad they're dying off finally

>>51184245
when did boomers start drinking monster?

>>51184263
After ted cruz did.

>>51184260
>nobody is supposed to
well damn man sounds like you had quite the sad childhood. Its ok bro, because picrel

>>51184263
I think monster made the memes themselves to sell more monster

>>51184263
in 2018

>WisdomTree Short EUR Long USD 3x Daily

good 1 year hold?

>>51184250
you don't find it hot thinking of that fat old fuck with a big ole beer belly fucking his nasty fat wife with a pussy that looks like a 2 day old roast beef sandwich that was out in the sun? I'm shocked.

Is this really where the glowies that run this board are? I really am looking at property out there. We could even be neighbors soon.

I found the next Gamestop and I'm not fucking with you guys.

>>51184096
>Nothing hotter than ducking her from behind and grabbing 2 handfuls of belly

>>51184105
Future's are already green

>>51182521
Pakistan and India are the ones polluting the ocean, and China is the world's largest carbon producer.
Fuck that guy.

>>51184245
This but unironically

>>51184311
Lets see for how long

>>51182554
what you said about shemitsah is real

This dump is bearly worth worrying about. Septembear is almost here and CPI will bear good news. Just bear the pain a bit longer and we'll be back to ATH.

>>51182946
That would be an improvement.

>>51184305
explain

What is the prevailing model for options greeks calculation these days?

>>51184334
September historically has been the worst month in stocks. Don't expect a bear rally until October.

>>51184311
oh no he is right.
shemitsah

>>51184160
>2007 WEF already knew asset collapse was coming
That's like predicting 9/11 after it already happened

>>51184026
The irony of these doomer takes is that the United States benefits in these scenarios. America can go full schizo “Fortress America” mode and print their way through any conflict.

>>51184105
Every bull market is really just a trap before the relativistic bear market if you look forward toward the heat death of the universe

>>51184350
I can't post it now because I'm gonna buy in tomorrow. But after that for sure.

>>51184355
The market collapsed in 2008 buddy...Assets like housing didn't burst until 2009-2012. Which was correctly predicted by the WEF..

>>51184358
Until you realize WEF predicts 2030 US will no longer be the world super power...

>>51184358
wont happen with America's Military Industrial Complex.

>>51184364

>>51184386
>implying there will be any superpowers in 2030

>>51182610
just beehead yourself to make things even

>>51184386
Because it will be replaced by the WEF

>>51184410
Oh come on its just 8 years from now
The world is not ending in 8 years right?

>>51184422
this guy gets it. haha!

>>51184386
>>51184390
>>51184410
>>51184422
It is all fun and games until Apple and Snap becomes a defense contracting companies

>>51184245
Only oldfags will get this. :DD

>>51184386
>WEF
Klaus is a goyim. Stop acting like they have any power. Its ted talk for billionaires.

>>51184351
They don't matter to 99.9% of option traders.

But you are most likely looking for the Binomial Option Pricing Model.

>>51184476
WEF doesn't control anything you are correct. The cabal elites above them do.

>>51184476
>BZZZ id
just bee free, fren

>>51184369
Maybe I couldve used a different analogy but it's not really that impressive, the yield curve inverted in 06 and finance was capitulating throughout all of 07. You had to be a complete retard permabull to not see that shit ending well.

>eating a salad quietly while browsing /biz/
>look down
>there's a huge stinkbug covered in salad dressing crawling around in my bowl after I've already eaten half of the salad
KLAUS!!!

>>51184536
Dig in now so you get a head start on 2030.

>futures

How profit from Europe in the feudal ages

>>51184536
Do the needful.

>>51182930
>>51182955
That's true, actually. Prohibition effort in America. Look up that shit.

>>51184549
>Crude oil is up
Finally

>>51184245

Did divvy boomer anon really lose his wife?

>>51184590
Steve Wallis , yeah he did. I’m still torn apart.

>>51184590
No, that was an imposter

>>51182495
>keep buying the dip
Retarded boomer advise that only applies over decades in a previous long gone paradigm

>>51184605
f.

>>51183199
Isn't Lainy supposed to be a spic or something?

>>51184364
POST IT SO I CAN SHORT IT YOU TINY DICK FAGGOT

Thoughts on SPYD? I love divvies. Thinking about having 50% of my portfolio just SPYD

>>51183619
you could have gone short vol of vol by selling puts on VIXM and VIX, so you can get paid to hedge.

Heck, one of the most cost effective hedging strats is to sell call credit spreads on indices (eg SPX and NDX). Sell them as far into the future as possible, preferably near the money.

>>51184614
I think a lot of boomers who traded back through the 60's are completely in awe of what is going on. look at buffet he's made less and lost more than he ever has in a good long while during the past 4 years and he knows this market is utterly fucked even munger has outright said it. Some boomers think there's this unspoken playbook the market has to uphold to they don't understand the market is no longer the same thing it was in the 60s 70s 80s 90s its a completely different beast and one devoid from all playbooks. smash and grab ideology rules for now until the big black swan finally kills this clownshow called America once and for all then we reset and do it right next time.

>>51184555
Buy kone

>>51183645
also, to add, he should have bought puts as far out as possible if he didn't want to get raped by theta.

As a general rule, you want to sell short term options, and buy long term options. Make theta work for you

>>51184706

>>51184678
Kone 2012?

>>51184614
Not really. It works for anyone who has a good job.

>>51183752
>Can someone offer some actual good advice?
put a considerable amount of your portfolio in long term hedges. Namely VIXM, SARK, and HDGE (you can also sell puts on them so you can get paid to buy them). Also do long dated bearish vertical spreads on indices as well.

The bulk of your portfolio should be quality dividend stocks. PBR, SCCO, and a few others pay great dividends, have low debt, and are very profitable. Also look into dividend etfs like SCHD, DIVO, and JEPI. Again, you can sell naked puts on them in order to get paid to buy them.

With the dividends, you can use that to do speculative bets on things like SIGA.

>>51184723
Joke's on you, we don't have jobs.

>>51184706
IMAGINE BEING MARRIED TO A FATTY THAT CANT SHAVE HER ASSHOLE OR WIPE PROPERLY

>>51182698
lose?

New

>>51184747
>>51184747

>>51184706
boomerposting was a mistake.

>>51184674
>woman flies plane
>country takes 25 years to recover

>>51184757
God pewdiepie has changed so much

Did nothing at work, bought more C, halfway dozed during the afternoon till time to go home..hey it's a living for which they pay me over 21 an hr to do on a daily basis.(fixing to go up even more next year).

>>51183986
Europe is fucked come winter. They are dependent on foreign oil and gas, and were stupid enough to denuclearize while sanctioning Russia, their main supplier of oil. They are also heavily dependent on Middle Eastern oil as well, and that place is not going to get any better any time soon. Not to mention OPEC cannot squeeze out any more oil.

Right now its summer, so we don't need as much energy. The US has been draining the SPR to keep prices down for the midterms.

The only thing that can keep oil from skyrocketing at this point is if we have a 2008 tier recession (everyone lost their job and didn't have to drive for work anymore) or another pandemic lockdown. In that case, stock up on VIXM, SARK, and HDGE as a hedge

>>51184798
>2022
>buying banks
>making me post costanza.jpg in 2022
>refusing to post costanza.jpg out of spite and laziness
ISHYGDD

>>51182426
Faggot.

>>51184744
ew dude at her age I doubt she shaves at all its probably a fucking jungle down there

>>51184805
Somebody earlier was saying Germany somehow filled their stockpiles back up and thats what the oil stocks plummeted

>>51183752
Stop selling at losses. Almost everything eventually comes back up. Buy stocks that are trending up on the 5 year and then if they go down just wait. You literally cannot lose.