/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51180678
Love your mother stupid twat

>>51180722
>>51180727
The duality of man

>>51180678
ngmi

>>51180678
Ask her if you can usurp her money by striping in front of her.

kek

>>51180722
I would love your mother.

>>51180678
If you wish for death of your close ones you are literally worse than an animal because even they understand survival is in a pack.

Ask for her inheritance early and go party. After you have squandered it all return home to work her fields for her. Of course she will meet you on the road with open arms and bring you back into the family.

>>51180678
My parents had me and my brother in their early 20’s, so I’ll be very old when they pass.

Luckily, they gave us each $300k when my dad sold his company a couple years ago. They wanted us to have some money while we were all still young and could enjoy it together.

Then I spent it all on Link and stupid shit. Now I have nothing to show for it except 11k link and 1 BTC.

>>51180678
Fucking caliniggers are subhuman.

>>51181390
jews literally don't allow this. you owe taxes on "gifts" received in excess of a certain amount

>>51181546
>Then I spent it all on Link
anon...please...
i hope this is a troll

>>51181637
Who cares about Jews, Jesus > Jews.

>>51181834
>Who cares about Jews
the people enforcing the laws with a monopoly on violence

>>51181637
>>51181882
Just don't pay your taxes. You thought we were joking when we said this? I don't pay one cent in taxes, none of us do. Don't pay.

>>51181749
I mean he could have made a fking fortune depending on the date at which this purchase was made

>>51180678

>>51181546
:(

My parents gave me 1000 bucks when I was 14.

It's 10,000 dollars now.

Only fungible stuff they ever gave me.

>>51182264
Yeah, but 300k + 11k link and 1 btc doesn't sound too promising. Sounds like 2021 link if i had to guess...

>>51182400
at $50 11k link is 550k

>>51182428
It spent a lot more time in the 20s in 2021 though

>>51182545
he said 'a few years back' though. so probably just put his stack on celsius

>>51181637
What if it’s a “loan” with an open ended return schedule (ie never)?

>1PBTID ragebait
>all these replies
Well done OP.

>>51181546
>>51181749
ya but did he get laid tho?

>>51181637
thats what makes it an even better idea. cap out each year tax-free (should be like $16k tax-free gifts per year) until its all yours without taxes

>>51180678
I inherited some money from my grandad (enough to buy a house) and I'm slated to inherit quite a lot from both my mom and dad, as I'm their only child

I still love them to death and I do everything to keep them as healthy and happy as possible, I even told my mom to sell some stuff off and enjoy life a little.

you fucking piece of shit.

>>51185886
>dad put moms name and sons on title deed
>by law, mom and sons shares are split equally 50-50
>house sold for couple millions and mom kept all the money
>son tries to take his share but is denied by mom saying that sons are still young enough to make their own living, and eventually all that is hers will belong to them anyway, and constantly berates for being ungrateful little shits
>mom literally has no concept of responsibility financial or otherwise. Leaving other people to handle her own shit for her even at 50s, because math makes her head hurt or she’s too emotionally affected to settle her own court cases.

Y-yeah gotta love em bro

>>51181546
Just hodl, unironically. You'll make it back.

>>51180678
Stake

>>51189136
many such cases

>>51180678
kek

>>51182356
Ungrateful bastard most people get zilch.