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Average Amazon share holder.

>>51179507
First for Dr Goebbels.

Baggie bros, why are we dumping?

>>51179514
precisely

>>51179531

>>51179535
Forgot to bribe the fed.

My bad, next month will be better.

>>51179541

>>51179507
Hey what's up fags I told you tards to buy TMC, IM UP 33% TODAY. On 64k shares. I sold 24k, have around the same amount and put it into rock bottom prices on other stocks basically for free.

Apologize you stupid cunt


I do not believe that he understands the fundamentals that are creating explosive growth and investment opportunities in the innovation space.
4:29 AM · Aug 17, 2021

what a terrible day. is tomorrow another day like this?

Ate so much McDonald’s

>>51179531
You do realize amazon blew a billion dollars on possibly the most hated show of the year and it releases in 2 days right?

>>51179555
Can't hate on anyone posting based Rocker

Man this dump keeps coming reflating back to the top. Yall BOBO niggas better do something real quick otherwise this flaming toilet is going to turn GREEN.

>This isn't even my final form.

>>51179531
$100 is my target

>>51179535
Time to head for 320 SPY, dontcha know?

>>51179566

>>51179566
when is the kid due?

So, what did you guys slurp today?

>>51179601

Oil should be where it was in 2021.

who else is holding NERV?

>>51179559
looks like the run is over...

>"Grandpa, what was the 2020s like?"
>"A taxi ride hailing app was worth $150B. They lost 2B every quarter they existed"
I am actually keeping a mini diary of the Golden Age of Midwits/Fraud/Stupid. I don't think future generations will believe that people mortgaged their homes buying digital beanie babies. Assuming future generations exist.

>>51179558
Cathie has always been crazy bro

hope you enjoyed your gains bobo, you are dismissed for the rest of the week

>doesn't post his name so I can buy a bunch of stickers

>>51179614

okay haha. that was a fun dip you guys but in all seriousness we can start going back up now haha... no rush......

>>51179566
>these are the people that call me a tranny on the internet

short USA

The belly posting will continue until SOXL is above $17

>>51179649
no

If this shit closed now I'd be ok. I'm down 0.8 percent

>>51179661
MAKE IT STOP YOU DISGUSTING FUCK!

Pretty sure I just saw a tiny dancing gnome out of the corner of my eye at the exact second that red candle appeared

>>51179661
I GIVE UP! I SOLD I SOLD MAKE TEH HOROR STOP!

AEVA so close to 3

STINKY

>>51179661

>>51179661
Randy bobandi?

>>51179675

>>51179673
that's pretty good you have some shorts or what?

Absolutely nonsensical.

>>51179684
its a sign... get out now. you waited too long

>>51179695

I don't get Mumus. Why do they insist on only buying in a BEAR market, and don't just go short? It makes total sense. Long more in a bull market, short more in a bear market.

>>51179703
they're pricing in a lower demand for oil, aka people not going to work, or a recession if you wanna be a dick about it.

>>51179661
When you were a wee lad and you looked out and saw the green grass and the blue sky, did they ever teach you any of the old songs?

spy closes above $400 with a clown pump

>>51179723
>they're pricing in a lower demand for oil
That happened when it crashed into the mid $80s

>>51179559
the last time you posted about TMC about 4 months ago it was trading at $3

Ashtray

>>51179744
John Rocker was a SOXL shill. no wonder yall are fucked!!!!!!

>>51179734
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN PIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>power hour

BUY CFVI NOW

Buy SOXL

>>51179721
as someone who exclusively trades bear markets, I find them significantly easier to trade than prolonged bull ones.

NKLA is arguably one of the easiest stocks to trade on the planet yet probably one of the worst long term investments imaginable. Few understand this and just recite Warren Buffet quotes.

WTFWT

>GME
>BBBY
>SOXL

>>51179661
Burpanon that you?

>>51179721
that poor man, he used to be skinny normal kid when his channel started who had some light confidence issues, then he became addicted to social media and now he just trashes himself publicly for attention.

>>51179795
>NKLA is arguably one of the easiest stocks to trade
How can it be easy to trade when it's a total disaster of a company effectively worth nothing? You're trading around hopium and copium. I can't possibly imagine how that's easy to predict.

>>51179734
I TOLD YA ONCE

I TOLD YA TWICE

THE CANDYMAN HE DONT PLAY NICE

BUY BLK

>>51179813
Social media is such a weird thing.

Ban this fucking fat pig.

>>51179822
damn that whore mirin hard

>>51179703
EU retarded price fixing + literally who news network announcing Iran deal accepted = down we go.

Of course, when they realize the former is retarded, the latter was literally made up (Iran denied and their FM is meeting with Moscow tomorrow), and prices at this level require OPEC to cut next week, it will be too late.

>>51179820
He meant by shorting it.

>>51179744
Well lad, when you were growing up and you looked out and saw the sweet maidens in their dresses dancing their dances, did you ever perhaps, hear the Candyman's song?

>>51179794
how's mr. lahey these days randy?

>>51179813
social media was unironically a massive mistake

>>51179852
mr. lahey's dead

Circuit breakers tomorrow or thursday?

>>51179822
is that sam?

Purchase semiconductor stocks

>>51179852
kek

>>51179871
>does meth
>still a fatass
Really dude?

CRWD earnings today after hours
i work for them
you know what to do

>>51179869

NO LADDY ITS THE CANDYMAN

>>51179871
Tenga or crack pipe?

>>51179841
But that's just it. It doesn't just go down. It trades eratically.

>>51179895
It dumped last time

>>51179887
that's not a pookie thats a weed pipe

>>51179794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VvheS2Ydog

>>51179836
>Iran denied and their FM is meeting with Moscow tomorrow
Sauce, if you would, my good sir?

SOXL

>>51179836
>announcing Iran deal accepted
wtf where?

>>51179621
yup
bought a few days ago and kind of anxious since its been up for a long while

>>51179914
bro your body looks disgusting

GO TQQQ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (for now)

Guys.. shemitah is ENDING in September.. you are supposed to be switching to bull soon. It was the reason to be bearish all year and why SPY is down nearly 20%. It is why the farmland of Ukraine was invaded. The Russian War will end in September after Shemitah ends and markets will moon.

>war ends
>cpi inflation down
>0.5bps hike in sept

Anyways I'm doing some mushrooms and going for a hike fuck you guys screencap this

>>51179924
This is what girls want. I’m sorry you had to find out this way

spy absolutely getting smacked down at $398

>>51179895
>you know what to do

I have no cash but I must short....

BOWLERO PUUUUUUMP

Hey isn’t silver looking kind of cheap?

I’m the reason SOXL is healing. Something to remember

/smg/, my family is coming to visit me next month. And even though all of my stocks are down, I have no gf, I have no friends... I still need to pretend to be happy for a week. How do I get this done?

Can you at least post fat women bellies and not men?

>>51179978
xanax works wonders

>>51179836
Also fwiw it really shouldn't have pumped that much on the iraq news because I doubt it would ever impact their oil production, but this is nonsensical selling today.

>>51179820
It's a stock that loves to fall in half from its recent highs, then dead cat bounce for a ~50% gain to form a new lower high. Epitome of a meme stock. "every stock on its way to zero doubles three times and triples twice" is the saying

>>51179825
>>51179856

>>51179978
drugs, obviously. whatre you, too good for it?
>begs /smg/ for help
heh, didnt think so.

>>51179978
dude weed lmao

>>51179981
My wife is at work or I would

>>51179968
VEERRRYYY and gold to AEM! But it will keep getting beat up for a while before mooning in next couple months as dollar rises and falls.

>>51179909
Iran FM visit: https://nitter.net/Amb_Ulyanov/status/1564602152798113799#m
CNN bimbo re. State Dept denial: https://nitter.ca/jmhansler/status/1564665397739151361#m
Can't easily find primary sauce on Iran side FM denial.

>>51179949
it's true i started putting on a little bit of weight after i blew out my shoulder and stopped exercising and my gookfu said it was fine because i'm a man.

>>51179915
It was on investing.com. I posted the link last thread. Blatant kikery was performed.

>>51179981

You vill look at ze feet and you vill be happy.

Buy BLK.

>>51179915
https://www.investing.com/news/commodities-news/oil-tumbles-6-as-iran-tv-says-revival-of-nuclear-deal-agreed-2882738

A "former IAEA official" on some rando Farsi network in London ain't exactly Honest Abe.

>>51180002
Thank you anon

My SOXL calls are in the green. Thanks McDonald’s. Going to eat an Oreo ice cream sandwich now to really get us pumping

I am getting very close to beating SPY today. This is gertting exciting.

>>51180002
>>51180019
>>51180032
>a former IAEA told the "Iran International English" news network
pffffffft, although, not surprising
remember when oil flash crashed.. and it was due to a tweet that turned out not to be true a few hours later?
It's not really recovered since then.

>>51180000
>My wife is at work
Checked, and I don't know what she does, but I think I know your line of work.

>>51179978
watch anime every hour of every day until your happy again

>>51179992
> I doubt it would ever impact their oil production
Yeah, and the Kurdistan drone attacks are just monthly whatevers. But if militias do take to streets, how far are you from a Libya situation, I mean really?

Test

>>51180024
NGL I would.

>>51180072
lel no more photo posting rights for you ya fat fuck

wtfwt

>>51180065
>how far are you from a Libya situation
Iraq is 10x more stable than Libya. Libya is barely a country.

wtfwt? whats going on? is bobo dead?

>>51180075
I would too but I don't have an axe.

jesus Belly Poster is saving the market

>>51180094
make him stop!!!!!!

>control+f "siga"
>0/0

SIGA

Clownpump dies in the last 15 minutes
checkem

>Watching my portfolio get shrekt all day
>Come home and get my buy limit orders set
>It's fucking power hour
>MFW
Fuckin MM you rascals.

What is this power hour???

>>51180086
Really? Even with Sadr dudes shooting each other or whatever the fuck is going on? Genuinely curious.

Shit, even some "calm" Shia/Sunni partition of the country would cut the fields off from export terminals on the coast, wouldn't it?

I'm calling the police!

>>51180082
It served its purpose. I was able to exit my SOXL calls with a 9% gain

Power
Hour

>>51180122
Short covering stop hunt hour

>>51180075
idk what it is, but i get a sense just from looking at her that she is a very unhappy person

also short CAT

Look at this SHIT!

Absolutely massive volume so far today on /ES futures (S&P 500 futures) getting prints bigger than on friday.
45k+ volume in 3 mins at 11:00am.... not super common. Lot's of pretty absurd action imo, people are selling.

buddy look at Shit&Piss computer

And WALLAH! WALLAH! just like that SPY is on its way to ~$415.
(5 step down wave completed)

buy NERV

I still love how you fags never listened to me this year. Up nearly 40k or 130% or so this shit year.

>l*mposter returned
loading up SOXS into the close.

nice power hour bulltards

>>51180170
Wtf does shit and piss have to do with computers you fucking moron

>>51180166
>but i get a sense just from looking at her that she is a very unhappy person
Yes. She attempts to market it as assertiveness and strength, but we all know those kind of people. It can be seen in /smg/ all the time, definitely with performance bragging and insults.

I just want to give you guys the opportunity to thank me for pumping the markets. It took a lot of eating and around 10 solid belly pics but I did it. I wont do it often, but when you start seeing the gut it’s time to buy

>power hour
>0.3%

Ok

kek HKD baggies

i'm down thousands today but rotisserie chicken was on sale

>>51180213
newfags get out and lurk moar

Any Israeli stocks you can recommend? Today I bought WILC, very solid company in food industry with zero debt and nice divvy and growth.
I also know Gilat. Last year I think people were posting about it because of Cathie's space ETF or something like that. I don't own this one though.

Any others you know / can recommend?

>SQQQ

>>51180168
>Spy down 5.5% in three days
>some name fag comes in with the hot tip fresh off the presses that people are selling

Thanks man I'll jot that down

>>51180114
I just bought back in after selling at $21, hope I don't regret it tomorrow.

Meant to post this

Japan inflation low despite massive bubble and in the later depression

>>51180249
>pic
You just know

>>51180207
how do we know he returned and its not just another retard posting images of lum?

>>51180249
Me on the left.

>NERV

GIGA DUMP INTO CLOSE
>>51180239
who are you calling a newfag

>>51180246
I think there's a lot of innovation in IZRL.

>>51180267
With enough time, it's possible to discern the real one from the fakes.

>>51179895
The earnings are terrible, I imagine?

>>51180215
i dont even know who she is i just looked her up, some capeshit star. anyway, you can just read it in the face and body language in all the photos. feels like her expressions are forced regardless of what they are trying to convey. empty inside seems like.

>>51180251
I'm just showing you that the flow is demonstrating some selling pressure on the gamma VWAP bands.

>>51179741
Correct I told you to buy at 1.50 and the It went 100% and I told you to sell at 3. I did then bought when it was .91, I can't help of you don't follow my retarded plays.

>>51180201
My conservative portfolio of 100% SPXL will beat you in the long run.

guys i kind of already miss mumu now that he's been vanquished for eternity

>>51180289
You Know What To Do.

SPY >400 status:
[ ] EOD
[ ] EOM
[ ] EOY
[x] Never again

Load up on SOXS. It's coming.

>>51180246
>>51180286
Sorry, forgot pic.

>>51180254
Money supply Japan vs USA

>>51180277
>GIGA DUMP INTO CLOSE

>>51180252
I'm still maintaining my $12 cost basis. I don't see SIGA going any lower than its current level. I'll buy more at $13-14 though

Don’t you think it’s weird that as soon as my belly pics got deleted the market started to tank again? Good for thought

Why isn't the line going up?

>>51180286
>>51180312
kek, this is exactly what I imagined when you mentioned her ETF. She has a gift to pick worst vaporware trash imaginable.

>>51180320
Good for thought? What are you, retarded?

>>51180309
it will close 400.01

Vomma Hurricane forming.

>>51180322
Adjust your perspective

I know SIGA gunna moon again I just don't think its right now....

>>51180277
No.

buy nerv, last chance

will it be 2008 again but with cars?
https://twitter.com/jessicaray0/status/1563329075153760256

>>51180277
BUDDY

SOXL will go up more

>>51180371
How prevalent are auto loan backed securities?

>>51180168
>smart money has never been this short
one of the zerohedge trifecta

>>51180356
sorry sweaty

>>51180360
>buy X at the obvious top
Sure, what could go wrong

>>51180319
>I'll buy more at $13-14 though
That's what I was thinking the whole time too, it's just that it looks like it's trying to bottom out here and I am a weak, emotional trader.

>>51180340
They gonna bomma-vomma-zomma your brownhole.

>>51179507
nice coop n handl

>>51180371
I hope so. I wouldn't mind trading in my car and paying cash for a newer cheap repossessed one that some idiot couldn't actually afford

>>51180300
Probably not if I buy 10k shares at 20$

>>51180431
Cope & haggle.

all this slurping is exciting

>>51180413
I have protection (puts).

>>51180397
>and I am a weak, emotional trader.
You will still make it fren

Nice power hour,mumu

will spy dump tomorrow or pump
$395 puts for 8/31 are only $1

>>51180437
When you do, I'll buy a bunch from you at $25

>>51180371

>>51180319
>I don't see SIGA going any lower than its current level
That's what was said at 20, then 17, 16 and now almost 15. Without monkeypozz news, Siga bleeds.

These school kids better get to touching eachother and spreading some lovepox.

>>51180201
>account dipped below $0 multiple times this year alone

I can wait to see the updated rekt screenshot 3 months from now lmao.

>>51180476
Bonkers?

>>51180452
Give me one(1) reason it would pump
And no clown market doesn't count

>>51180476
b*nk is probably filtered due to crypto. Same with monkeyp*x.

Tis just begun

>>51180201
shill me a play for tomorrow then

>>51180489
Insane

>>51180371
They've been saying that for over a decade.

>>51180440
looks good

is it safe to invest in singapore?

>>51180511
Oh I know what it means, I was just testing the spam filter. Fucking bizarre.

>>51180513
>so it will never happen
ok

>>51180485
>Without monkeypozz news
Literally the first death today... LMFAO

>>51180504
>>51180506

It's gonna be green tomorrow when retards slurp "the dip". Selling my SOXS today.

Posting BOBO is so fun!! Look at all these cute bear photos! Haha this shit posting is so fun!!

>Portfolio down -10%

>>51180485
I think that people can see that it's starting to enter buy territory. I suppose I can't say that the EUA is a sure bet, but it does seem a likely bet. Also, you know how everyone was making a big deal about the spread slowing down a week ago? Well, this week, it sped up. Interesting, interesting stuff.

>>51180535
>Portfolio down -10%
Skill issue.

>>51180516
Nice cherrypicks,faggot

Every investor is running for the fucking hills right now. Are you fucking tarded?>>51180533

do u guys have any good stocks to short sell.

Oh shit my buy orders are popping off LFG

>>51180504
Because corporations that are included in this index will make money even if interest rates hit 10%. I would just liek to remind everyone but some time ago interest rates were even higher and somehow economy functioned.
Only small business will bancrupt during this crysis and corporations will be happy to buy their stuff on discount. Exactly what happened in 2020 during lockdowns.

>>51180550
OXY

>>51180551
Brie a cute.

>>51180550
I was too pussy to jump on it months ago but ASTR's going to 0.

>>51179779
Why

we're kind of make or break right now with SPY to see if this upward trend since the end of june is going to hold or turn out to be one drawn out dead cat bounce

>>51180545
>Every investor is running for the fucking hills right now.

We literally just pumped no stop for 2 months straight you fucking idiot. Obviously alot of people are still long.

>>51179737
No.

I haven't showered in 40 hours, is this how it begins?

We've got one more chance for a pump common!
Need to cycle puts one more time today to cum

>>51180572
She is THIRSTY.

>>51180124
>Genuinely curious.
Oh yea anon. Libya is basically an open air slave trading market with some oil fields and buildings. Plus Libya already has a little talked about civil war still ongoing.

digits and I buy a $395 spy put expiring tomorrow

>>51180585
yeah we pumped for 2 months until the fed put the kaibosh on it dipshit

>>51180075
I would 10 years ago. She's an old hag now

>>51180592
>40 hours
Try more than a week,rookie

>>51180555
fed dumping their 9 trillion QE balance sheet doesn't though. you tards are focused on the red ball while you're not looking at what the other hand is doing.

>>51180592
I haven't had running water for two years

>>51180618
I can't believe one ski resort in Wyoming did this.

>WTI Crude Oil Falls as Recession Worries Replace Supply Concerns
Some get the CEO of Recession Fears on the phone and tell him to fuck off.

>>51180587
PUMMP IT PUMP IT! HERE COMES THE 15 day dead cat bounce!!

What's the best strategy for someone new to the market? Wait until October before dumping some fiat into shares?

>>51180597
i read this and thought THIRSTY was a ticker

trading has caused me severe brain rot

>>51180300
You will see 30s then 100 in 3 years or so my guess is to put 100k or in at around 30 to 35. When shit gets really bad.. thanks for playing but you are a shitty investor for not having an exit strategy.

>>51180597
For COCK.

>>51180607
Sorry, I meant Iraq. Like sure they start out 10x more stable but are the current clashes going to knock them down to Libya tier? I genuinely don't know.

YAAAAAS look at that tasty green keep it coming, here comes the ahhhh, 10 minutes baby, pump harder

>>51180647
>strategy for someone new to the market?
Get into options

>>51180647
I would definitely wait to see if we retest the june lows.

>>51180572
this ugly hag hit the wall face first, many such cases, SAD.

still in awe that all the bulls missed the easy peasy "cash is king when inflation hits" play

>>51180555
>I would just liek to remind everyone but some time ago interest rates were even higher and somehow economy functioned.
think real hard about why interest rates are trending downwards in both the US and the EU and why their economies start buckling when hiking to the interest rates of the past. the answer might unclog some of the sewage in your brain.

It's over

>>51180667
t. Can’t tell time or the markets
ngmi

QUICK

is anyone shorting CHWY into the close?

Every pile of ash is a bowl I’ve smoked today

I legit can't find a single stock worth buying right now
Help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAUlxlODphk

>>51180666
>That camel toe
WEW
E
W

>>51180607
>>51180666
And right as I say that I come across this. Yeah, I guess Iraq is back to normal.

>>51180686
bro that's illegal

>>51180647
when david portnoy was getting into stocks he put scrabble tiles into a hat and what ever he pulled out is the ticker symbol he would buy.

>>51180431
PAAAMP IT

>>51180632
It cannot dump without buyers. OF course there won't be enough of them so Fed will have to sell bonds / MBS at discount. Which once again is an opportunity for coroprations and foreign governments to make some buck.

>>51180686
Based

>>51180647
always run on emotion- if you feel left out- make sure you are not.

You will do great

>>51180681
it was 10 mins till the dump in the last 8 mins.

>>51180640
Dude fuck that, Iraq about to be locked down. Issues with that supply and oil skyrockets again.
>t. slurped the dip on GUSH today

the uranium bears sure are quiet right now

>>51180689
unironically, why do people enjoy this show?

>>51180686
CLFaggot?

>>51180668
I'm not planning on gambling. I play poker and trade with margin on crypto. My plan is to regularly invest in divvy stock to try and create some passive income.

>>51180657
>you are a shitty investor
You don't know me, pal. I only need an exit strategy if you crash the market with no survivors.

put loaded on that fake ass 5min green candle

>>51180693
It could spread outside the capital though.
>>51180666
>are the current clashes going to knock them down to Libya tier?
I can't imagine that happening. It would have to be an all out civil war across the entire country for Iraq to be on Libya's level. Libya is significantly worse than even Syria. It's legitimately Yemen tier.

>>51180488
This is the state of smg, good luck.

Will the dumps continue tomorrow?

>>51180647
3m bonds are at 3%. Covered calls are also a good strategy. Now isn't a good time to take a lot of risk.

>>51180692
You just love to see it.

>>51180718
Yesterday it was "WTI Crude Oil Rises as Supply Concerns Replace Recession Worries". These kinds of sell offs are what make the arabs want to cut production.

>>51180745
I bought

>>51180677
I know that we're in debt bubble. My point is that copororations will not be affected by this. Small business will. Those small guys will go bancrupt and will be forced to sell their assets at discount to pay off liabilities.

>>51180728
Stick to bonds or tqqq then,pussy

>>51180686
>weed dude
>fake marble
>cheese sticks
>dixie plate

mwah, magnifique! truly white trash perfection anon

I hate them so much bros

here comes the dump

>>51180686
lmao ew wtf dude. youre mad lazy.
>inb4 talking like a nigger
just using your vernacular...

>>51180763
Fuck that. I just want to swing on divvy stocks, Seems like easy money. I'm hoping we get a major crash and I can slurp some cheap divvy stocks.

>>51180771
switch brokers

>>51180776
I’m white

New

>>51180787
>>51180787

>>51180681
What was that you were saying again?

>>51180771
just make your own

>>51180798
>I’m white
no one wouldve guessed it...

is a Gshock watch a good investment for $100?

>>51180507
MNST hit low at 1.70ish buy 1000 shares.

>>51180781
I might, do you know a good one? I’m in Europe btw

>>51180821
check the ticker this shows 88.31

>>51180724
Its not an action show so adhdfags can't handle it.

>>51180751
Great. Less supply = higher demand. I also read something about some euro electrical plants switching from nat gas to diesel bc American diesel is cheaper than any form of nat gas. I'm buying any big dips between now and stoppage of the SPR release.

>>51180582
It's a fake ass bear market rally that is fucking OVER!

>>51180777
Sounds like you've already made up your mind. You're just seeking validation for your decision.

oilbros i don't feel so good

>>51180249
Mmmm, damn, imagine the fragrant bouquet coming from that.

>>51180592
In 6 months you will only be able to afford showering once a week

>>51180847
MNTS