/biz/ - Business & Finance

>QQQ

kek HKD baggies
poomp and doomp chasers BTFO

Fml

I'm going to buy another Tesla with my TSLA short.

Can you feel it? This is it. September is going to be a bloodbath

>>51177833
Cute

What's the gold or metal percentage in your portfollio?

i did not cop a beating from the black husband across the street

>>51177802
>>51177833
Come on bob this isn't funny any more.

>>51177826
The fuck, they actually?... oh, you mean the stock.

My lil AEVA doin something

Intel is the only good semi company

>>51177879
what about kenworth?

>>51177802
So what porn do you guys watch when trading?

>>51177859
Same as the number of countries on the gold standard.

https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/job-openings-unexpectedly-surge-two-every-unemployed-worker-crashing-feds-plans-nuke-job
this is going to ensure a slow bleed of rate hikes for the time being
>inb4 zerohedge

>>51177879

Wrong

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220309005189/en/Aeva-Becomes-First-FMCW-4D-LiDAR-on-NVIDIA-DRIVE-Autonomous-Vehicle-Platform

>>51177859
Was 13%. Sold some of my gold, on Saturday. Kinda saved by the fact that I started buying in early 2019...
>>51177863
Does that mean you'll keep leering at his wife? I vote yes.

>>51177879
Intel is shit but if something happens to TSMC intel will make ATHs.

>>51177902
>zerohedge
in the trash it goes

>>51177902
ya i thought this would be bullish but you told me in the last thread that it was the reason for today's dump

>>51177893
mostly lesbians in garter belts

>>51177913
You can’t do that, he said inb4

>>51177913
he >inb4 you m8

>>51177909
>Does that mean you'll keep leering at his wife?
if she keeps gardening in denim cutoffs, what choice do i have? i don't even know how she saw me, i was looking through like a 1mm slit in the blinds

>>51177879
Why would you want to buy a semi company instead of a full company?

>>51177938

>>51177893
i make deepfakes for the government

>>51177913
he inb4'ed you fucking newfag

>>51177923
>ya i thought this would be bullish but you told me in the last thread that it was the reason for today's dump
>>51176807
>>51177385
>>51177535
>>51177676
>>51177782
i did not

>>51177952
what are you talking bout?

>>51177893
lift. porn is for simps and cucks.

>>51177902
>Be Biden
>Midterm damage control mode engaged
>Tap shoulders at BLS
>Good job numbers greenlight Fed to hike
>Economy collapses before November

Hidden Tigers. September. VVIX.

>QQQ

>>51177991
what an absolute asshole kot, kek

>>51177938
>>51177947
>>51177947
that's the joke you fucking mouth breathers

>>51177952
Because the stock's usually half price.

Woke up around open this morning. Thought eh this will probably be a rest day with some nominal green of something. Go back to sleep. Wake up now, look, oooooooh hohohoho oh goodness.

>>51177978
Sorry I don't keep the carlos.png on my phone esl nerd

>>51177976
well it wasnt me so it must have been you. who else could it have been

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>51177879
Bruh Intel is shit, Texas Instruments is the goat

>>51178017
Then what do you use as your background?

Here, fix that.

>>51178017
>phoneposter

ew

Ok, cool.
My shorts are about to be on plus, but it still would require a good dump to get a decent return. I have an urge to short more, but I feel like it would rip immediately afterwards.

Mumu niggers can't breathe

>>51177983
You know that this is all fiction, right?
Nothing's gonna change in the midterms.
Democrats are only going to extend their "lead."
The economy will not "crash."
High inflation has already been accepted by the customer.
Christmas will see record sales, first post-plandemic christmas so it's going to be insane.
FED's gonna hike rates slowly but surely for many years to come until something breaks sometimes in the late years of this decade.
Things will chug along nicely even at a FED funds rate of 5%.
(Perception of) Fear of recession or economic trouble has been completely eradicated by the plandemic stimmy gibs. People will not fear losing their jobs due to economic circumstances in the future because base J-Pow will just fire up le printers. (This is what people will believe even when unemployment will be on the rise in a few years and J-Pow still not having fired up ze printers)
Market will literally crab until 2032.
Oil will find fair value around $400 to $600 by the end of this decade.

>>51178017
>papua new guinea

The count still hasnt gotten his circuit breakers.

STOP THE COUNT

Officially cashgang now. Castrated this last month. I think we may see a brief dead cat rally soon, but fuck it. It’s not even worth it anymore when sentiment across institutions is becoming so bearish. Even Cramer is going to flip soon.

>>51178076
>Things will chug along nicely even at a FED funds rate of 5%.

>>51177902
>ruzzian propaganda
into the trash it goes, next to the dead soldiers.
>inb4 sneething chuds reply

I bought more VOO.

>>51178076
>Oil will find fair value around $400 to $600 by the end of this decade.
lmao. you are schizophrenic. this is the equivalent call of GME to $1,000,000 a share!!!
maybe even more egregious than the GME schizos.

Hi, I just woke up. What the fuck did you niggers do to the stock market?

Thoughts on a 50/30/20 mid/large/small portfolio? Think I'm gonna go with SPXL/MIDU/TIA (all 3x)

I KNEEL BOBO. Please accept me as your sword. I will cut this market down even further. Just spare me some gains.

I deserve to be making money right now. Why is it red?

https://www.investing.com/news/commodities-news/oil-tumbles-6-as-iran-tv-says-revival-of-nuclear-deal-agreed-2882738
>Its report could not immediately be verified with no official announcement coming out of Tehran or the United States.
>The identity of the former official of the IAEA — which stands for the International Atomic Energy Agency — is also not known.
They're not even trying anymore

>>51178092
>Even Cramer is going to flip soon.
If/when he does I'm flipping long.

>Monkepox cases in several Houston area school campuses
>Monkepox detected in student at North Bay high school
>Monkepox Case Confirmed At Gwinnett County Elementary School

School's only been back in session for 1 week and already have monkepox outbreaks in three different states. The SIGA bull run is imminent

im 3x bear on nasdaq since monday. :)

>>51178089
Paul wouldn't be a dumb Mumu, he'd be a contrarian who'd devote half a video essay to the dumb Mumus he's encountered and their terrible predictions and dismissals of accurate Bobo predictions.

>>51178137
1 dead in texas today from it too

>>51178112
Even with this year's dump, I'm still up over 50% on my VOO by cost basis. Assuming we don't enter a new dark age (schizo posters pls go) you'll probably get that ROI eventually.

>>51178137
Did the kids have faggot parents? Inquiring minds want to know.

>>51178137
>Houston
Negro central

LET ME SEE YOUR CIRCUIT BREAKER FACE

>>51178131
I hate Jewish trick

>>51178122
DCAing in? Pretty decent. You'll either be rich in 10 years or the world will be dead.

>>51178137
>>51178166
Shit hasn't moved at all IDK if dead or it hit its resistant local low

I need some help

>>51178122
>(all 3x)
Almost all long-term gains are maximized with 2x's, not 3x. 3x's get fucked hard by drawdown. Any anons got the chart?

>>51178175
The gay sex meme is about to fall to the wayside. It was just a psyop. There's nothing intrinsic about monkepox that requires gay sex for transmission. It was just incidental because of where monkepox was released (Gran Canaria pride event)

HOW DO I GET A REFUND

>>51178186
Me too, anon.

>>51178220
>There's nothing intrinsic about monkepox that requires gay sex for transmission.
Uh, it requires prolonged content with literal pox marks. How the fuck else could it spread?

>>51178137
Okay but when bro?

I lose a lot of money on stocks... but it's all worth it whenever someone reposts a meme image or webm that I created
Unfortunately... no one has in this thread yet...

>>51178245

>neon green futures all night
>go to bed for a few hours
>wake up and everything is the same number but in red

Just buy dividend stocks and hold for 20 years while you keep adding. That's all you have to do. Stop gambling with speculative stocks, it's not 2020/21 anymore

>>51178173
>still up 50%
you have been investing since 2015?

>>51178245
Which ones is yours, bud. I'll post it.

>>51178112
At least we will always have Matsumoto's perfect tits

>powell gives a clear statement of intention
>buy SPXU
>market keeps dumping
>make money
Why is trading so easy?

>>51178241
It survives on surfaces, both porous and non-porous. There's also been studies and articles published recently about asymptomatic spread and how "our previous assumptions about transmission are incorrect" (paraphrasing). Physical contact with lesions through sex is one route of transmission but it's not the only one

>>51178276
Thanks, but I don't want to say. I don't want a pity repost

One of you photoshop niggers make a punished jpowell saying "you could have listened"

>>51178229
short the market

>mfw my portfolio stays green as long as I keep buying

Where is Mr. Snibs today?

>>51178289
It's "not a gay disease" in the same sense that "AIDS isn't a gay disease! (You can also get it if you're a heroin junkie)".

If those were real, viable, in-the-wild vectors you'd be seeing cases rise in the paranoid "test everyone omg" lib cities. Have you seen how gross the New York subway is? Even Bathouse, USA (SF) is flat.

uh oh I’ve started averaging down on SOXL calls

>>51178294
how bout this?

I refuse to believe there are mumus with 100% long positions in this thread you have at least some hedges in place right? you don't just watch your portfolio melt down right?

Well gents, my 1000 SOXL limit order at $14.00 filled. It's in God's hands now.

God what part of 'world economy is crashing' dont you retards understand

>>51178137
I have faith in SIGA and Monkeypoop. hopefully I can buy back in cheaper than my original price.

>>51178203
find a jewish woman, knock her up and in 25 years ask your kid for investing advice.

>>51178293
but you are our bro, of course we would like to make you happy; Bros before hoes and all that shit.

why has nbev been halted fr 2 hours now?

>>51178340
needs an eyepatch and a more doomed look

where the fuck is the bottom

>>51178209

>>51178347
I even have protective puts on my BNED play. Can't be too careful.

>>51178334
Studies have come out showing that it can survive on surfaces and cloth. That's a fact. Sorry you don't like the fact, but it's still a fact. With regard to your point, people are still burned out with Covid, so either they're extremely lazy and just praying that monkeypoo will just go away on its own, or they're deliberately letting it spread because they legitimately want to kill their populous. One or the other.

>>51178391
please tell me this is shopped

relief pump tomorrow or permanent blood?

You people really have no idea what is coming.
I just got a new job. All I need is 1 month employment for 10 weeks severance pay. 4 months to get unemployment benefits.
I have no doubt that I, and most of my coworkers, will be laid off.
Seriously you better start fucking preparing.

I'll give you a timeline:
>September
-Another rate 75bps rate hike
-Jobs report is fake just like today
>October
-50 bps hike
-job market "showing signs" of cooling down
>november
I have no prediction beyond october. But we are probably going to see a massive collapse post-election.
You probably won't have a job.

>>51178415
>America surviving post midterms

kek, good one bro.

>>51178413
Yes.

>>51178415
>You probably won't have a job.
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>51178413
we have about 15 days of a dead cat coming.

Why did Powell do this?

>>51177952
they'll take you further down the road

>>51178391
Who's the ladyboy

>>51178229
Ask to speak to the manager. Tell the manager that that you have kids and you don't have time for this and as a mother you think that...

>>51178413
>>51178413
This is just the dump we should have had yesterday.There is no reason for the market to do anything but crash.

>>51178430
>Why did Powell do this?
Hi Biden you going to blame this on him like you are Trump and the vaccines?

>>51178415
Shitload of open positions and that's not gonna change. You not wanting to wear blue collar is your problem.

>>51178396
>Sorry you don't like the fact, but it's still a fact.
I'm perfectly fine with that fact. But something surviving on surfaces and actually transmitting that way in the wild are two different things. Like, shit, COVID can survive on surfaces for a long time. Doesn't mean people caught it from their groceries.

>With regard to your point, people are still burned out with Covid, so either they're extremely lazy and just praying that monkeypoo will just go away on its own, or they're deliberately letting it spread because they legitimately want to kill their populous. One or the other.
Plenty of libs are still paranoid about the coof. If those (straight-ish) sóyboys and catladies pick up anything close to resembling the pox, they'd flip out, get tested and showing up in case counts,

>or they're deliberately letting it spread because they legitimately want to kill their populous.
If that were true, they'd've GOF'd the 10% fatal strain rather than the 1%. They're just incapable of containment because you can't lockdown the sacred LGBTQPBNIAA++ community.

>>51178452
>work 40-60 hours of manual labor while getting paid 10-20 dollars an hour
yeah I don't understand why these openings arent being filled!

>that small puuump
has the TSLA cult risen?
is it time to go in?

>>51178348
lmao it will test the previous low of 10.53, should've waited til friday

>>51178452
You know how many blue collar jobs I applied for and got NO FUCKING RESPONSE?

These jobs openings are fucking fake.

>>51178477
soxl is getting liquidated

official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXtj4TkTvS4

>>51178357
Thanks, but I'll be ok. Two threads ago, there were 3 posted, so I guess I can live off of that for now

>>51178481
lies or your a walking red flag.

Are we slurping EQNR?

>>51178191
>>51178209
>>51178393
Thanks

>>51178277
More or less, yeah. Graduated in 2014 and contributed a bit every few years. Congrats on being able to read a chart. ;)

>>51177854
It will pump after Labor Day.
Screenshot this! DO IT!

>>51178505
No, Europe's filled its storage tanks. That will be enough to get them through this winter which will have a completely normal, uninterrupted supply of gas.

TERRAIN TERRAIN
WOOP WOOP
PULL UP PULL UP

how we doin fellow bobros. just cut loose 20% of my SQQQ holdings. next 20% at 290 QQQ

>>51178493

Official Bobo Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjT8YpNUxY4

>>51178477
meh that's okay. I'm gonna gtc bid another 1000 at $10.00

soxx p/e is ridiculously cheap for semis

SOXL pumping hard

>Get woke up at 8am to boomers doing construction
>shit post here until about 12:30
>finally get tired enough to go back to sleep
>Fall asleep
>get woke up an hour later by a phone call
>it's work
>something that could have waited until I got there tonight
Fuck it, I'm getting out of bed. Clearly I wasn't meant to get sleep.

>>51178551
Reminder that P/Es typically adjust through P then E.

>>51178530
source on this?

>>51178505
ain't it overbought still?

>>51178505
Your funeral

I'm getting fucked today, /biz/, and not in a good way

>>51178569
https://news.yahoo.com/europe-nears-gas-storage-target-230000345.html

>>51178530
80% and Gazprom is closing nordstream1 for "manteinance"(lol) tomorrow.

BNED earnings tomorrow premarket. Last chance to get in before earnings.

Why is one man’s 8 minute speech allowed to erase literally trillions of dollars of value?

How is this not a fatal flaw of capitalism? Is apple producing less phones? Is Amazon shipping less? Is Microsoft earning less? Yet trillions have been erased because of one man’s speech.

mumu status: HEEMED
THIS BEAR MARKET AINT OVER TIL WE HIT 45 ON THE VIX HOLD ON TO YOUR COCKS BOYS

>>51178530
The storage tanks can't make up for the flows. Will still be a stress on energy

>>51178273
Yes. You can also add a little VIXM to help you weather the bear market in the short run as well

Also, for dividend stocks, ideally you should filter for:
1. Return on Invested Capital (ROIC) of over 15%
2. EV/EBITDA of under 12
3. Debt/Equity of under 1
4. Quick ratio above 1

This will ensure that you only invest in the most stable and financially well positioned companies that are likely to stay around for a long time

>>51178131

Wait, that's why oil is dumping today? Fuck's sake.

>>51178609
Agreed. Do you have any exact figures on that? Typical winter consumption vs total storage capacity.

>>51178599
if you think thats bad then you would not believe what goes on in after hours by a select group of people

>>51178601
>the VIX starts trending down
welp, bear market canceled I guess

>>51178599
It normally wouldn't if the market wasn't held together by Elmer's glue and duct tape.

>>51178599
>value
this market is fake and gay and has been propped up for years
removing the fake and gay scaffolding =/= deleting value

>>51178599
mad
the stock market has no real intrinsic value, it's speculative at best and a ponzi scheme at worst

Holy shit SOXL is mooning

So you're saying NKLA has a chance.

>>51178655
>removing the fake and gay scaffolding =/= deleting value
even better, it's creating opportunity.

>>51178599
>capitalism

>>51178131
>>51178628
>“Iran and the US have reached an agreement (on revival of JCPOA), and it will be announced in the next two or three weeks,"
>it will be announced in the next two or three weeks
Ohhh shit, they wanted OPEC in the rearview mirror before announcing this (plus time for an oil scamwick to make its way into midterm voter gas tanks).

If the Saudis get a whiff of confirmation, it's September "market balancing" and dems are fucked.

>New PSFE low
I remember when it was first shilled by a smug anime avatar.

>>51178669
really?!?!?!

>>51178599
move to South America bro

>>51178391
Hank Hill looking bitch

I PUT EVERYTHING BACK INTO SIGA LFG

>>51178599
its the heckin hedgies

>>51178594
whats going well for them? e readers? survival books?

That gap on SOXL at 38 dm mark

>>51178691
I remember when I bought. I've tried to forget when I sold.

>>51178659
I was explaining how the stock market works to my zoomer employee and all he took away from it was you sell your stock to somebody else and run away with the money (dump bags). I said yes, and he was like "why would you enjoy that". Poor fella doesn't understand how great the feeling is of selling the top and dumping your bags on stupid baggies.

>>51178729
Was there news or are you gambling?

>>51178629
Approx 20% of demand

>>51178744
Isn't all of this gambling?
Nobody actually thinks this is investing right

It's not funny anymore bobo

>>51178691
nigga everything is hitting a low lol

>>51178733
College textbooks will always be overpriced and monopolized plus the government just forgave $20k in student loans. You really think retards aren't going to start debt maxxing again?

>>51178766

>>51178766
My uranium investments I feel are legitimate, but everything else in my portfolio is strategic roulette

holy shit SOXL dumping

>>51178758

>>51178744
Buying after weeks of crashing is not a bad move, especially for a stock like SIGA that has actual value because it produces an actually useful product. It might go down a bit more, but I don't see it going any lower than $13. Either way, I think we're near the bottom.

>>51178659
The value of a stock market is its ability to evaluate businesses... wait a second...

just got this email from TD oh no no no no no no no no it's over for mumu

>>51178557
The youngest boomer is 58. Who is doing construction at that age?

>>51178729
gamble but a good buy in. I wanted to do the same earlier wish i did.

>>51178802
Retard. It’s pumping

>he thinks central banking is "captalism"

>>51178629
>141.2 bcm in Q1 2021
https://ec.europa.eu/energy/sites/default/files/quarterly_report_on_european_gas_markets_q2_2021_final.pdf
>Q4 2020 119.2 bcm
https://ec.europa.eu/energy/sites/default/files/quarterly_report_on_european_gas_markets_q4_2020_final.pdf

>>51178817
Prepping the bull for the capitulation event

sell my $300P TSLA put or hold? is $275 really gonna be support?

>>51178827
A shitload of people, you have no idea.

>spy flying right through 400
its over

>>51178625
Is there a way to compare P/E ratio for stocks in their industry out of flipping through them?

>>51178729
Might as well. Don't think it's gonna drop that much further and school starts so if kids get it and it hits the news it's just gonna rocket up again.

>>51177802

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51178740
If her 8 year old actually said that which is highly unlikely that’s fucking sad she’s already indoctrinated an 8 year old child into being a soi

>>51178827
>>51178857
Yeah wtf tons of blue collar dudes don’t retire til they’re literally about to die. Like 70+

Why is SOXL pumping

Finally get to buy on a low, Let's keep dropping till friday mumu I'm putting in 2000 great british pounds tomorrow and it ain't gonna process till Friday most likely, LETS GOOOOOOOO

>>51178898
>Badger_I_don't_know.png

>>51178740
If women are equal to men in STEM why are there men and woman's chess leagues?

>>51178863
I guess, but I really don't do it

>>51178827
Men you limp wristed bitch

so energy crisis is over now?

>Somewhat bought one of my Pepe stickers on Redbubble
Today's not so bad.

>>51178778
What retard buys textbooks in twenty twenty two?

>>51178916
They aren't

That is why they need affirmative action for women

>>51178898
>>51178912

>>51178930
Someone*

>>51178916
purely economic factors :^)

>>51178930
Someone bought a custom burp video off me today

>>51178928
Yes. Thank you, Biden.

>>51178874
There are a ton of these, and none of them are real. Women are all mentally ill by default.

SIGA IS RECOVERING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51178740
is this fake 8 year old making fun of autistics or calling feminist autisitc

...on a stock market day like today, what's a good lunch?

>>51178942
wow i literally can't even

>>51177833
So much potential. Imagine if he were trained by Jackie Chan.

"power hour" today

>>51178965
lunch is a waste of money on a stock market day like today

holy shit look what SOXL is doing

>>51178930
Send me a link. I'll buy one.

>>51178930
slav art?

lel its been 8 months and the stock market is still crash

SOXL

YOU PUSH IT

>>51178939
Retards that go to college in twenty twenty two.

>>51178930
>Redbubble
Hmm, never heard of it
I wonder if I can sell my Stock Market Poems there

>>51179050
It's where I buy all my Miko shirts since hololive apparently has no interest in making money in the US.

>>51178683
>NOOO ITS NOT REAL CAPITALISM

>>51178956
SIGA IS UNHEALING!

>>51177802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D32NBXBpWTM
my nigga is back

>>51179068
Commies get the rope
>>>/lgbt/

>>51178965
fasting you fat fucks lack discipline.

>>51177932
nice

>international jews pump apple too much
>everything else must suffer while we fix that
i cannot STAND HEBREWS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51179092
you're the commie, fucking retard

>>51179112
Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>51178076
>Christmas will see record sales, first post-plandemic christmas so it's going to be insane.
Covid was great for Christmas sales. Sales went up. Expect sales to go down this time like all retail sales have been going down recently. Airfare sales will be up though.

>FED's gonna hike rates slowly but surely for many years to come until something breaks sometimes in the late years of this decade.
Something will break by next spring. The US gov can't handle inflation rates that are too high.

>>51178599
The only flaw is the reddit brains (even boomer normies are reddit brained) who buy and sell stocks based on emotions

They only had to invest in deep value stocks and they would be doing fine, especially when the dividend checks come in and make up for losses they might have incurred today.

>>51179066
They want our money but what they don't want is some incel shooting up a school while wearing a Hololive shirt and the media blaming it on vtubers.

>>51178530
Tending towards this scenario as well.
t. German
>imb4 hopin'n'copin

I sold the top by chance because i reached a long term saving goal, when should I start to DCA back? October?

>>51179134
LOL you guys really don't remember VP Harris telling us to get presents now before this winter that will hurt?

Bros I dont want to hit new lows.....

>>51179137
>dividends
real chads print their own dividends by selling covered calls

>>51179171
You're aware they're not mutually exclusive, right?

>>51177902
>mandate death jab
>OMG!!!! WHY IS NO ONE WORKING???
>scientists baffled, doctors perplexed, bit they know it’s not vaccines. Vaccines are safe and effective, so be sure to get your boosters.

>>51179171
Yes. In fact, real chads sell puts on value stocks so they can get paid to buy the dip.

I have a few oil stocks (including PBR, which already pays 40% dividends), and I don't want them to get called away. Holding after assignment usually makes sense.

>>51178930
post it

>>51178965
Chipotle

>>51178956
such a shit forced meme

>they think this is bad
>they aren't aware what month follows August
This is merely foreplay

Am I supposed to sell 52 SPY puts at close so when we gap up tomorrow I don't get fucked?

I just realized staring at charts is one of few things in my life which still brings real emotions.

>>51179280
Try throwing rocks at rabbits and squirrels

>Central banking is capitalism. You're the commie if you don't like it.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>that headline

kek baggies

>>51178487
Says nervous man for the 17th time…

>>51179134
>The US gov can't handle inflation rates that are too high.
The DXY this high they certainly can.

what do I buy
WHAT DO I BUY>

>>51179311

long semiconductors

imagine being a middle manager plebit user and loosing hundreds of thousands of dollars on bbby today to for internet points

>>51178733
Probably manga.

>>51178599
Having a central bank set interest rates isn't capitalism. It's cronyism. Capitalism naturally tends towards corruption since capitalism values money more than morals.

you niggas been following rumble? looks like its get bullish as fuck soon

>>51179112

Imagine thinking that's the reason the market is dumping lmao. Take your meds and gain some IQ you fucking idiot.

>>51179329
SQQQ

INTC will moon once china invades taiwan.

>>51179340
This, even though you can still buy that at Half Price Books.

you guys might hate me but one of my vendors just sent me a bottle of 18 year old crown royal.

>>51179320
That reminds me:
>oil & natural gas collapse
>Euro barely flat

How do you say "the EU is fucked" in all 50 of their languages?

>>51179338
I really do wonder what's gonna happen tomorrow with BBBY with the "comeback strategy" release

Will it gap up, down, or trade sideways?

people on the fed board are literally saying markets need to go lower and you fucking retards are still trying to figure it out LMAO

>>51179368
post your fucking username on redbubble

>>51179376
Reach the big leagues and vendors start sending you other 18 year old things.

>>51179368
Only if you're fine with not having volume one of anything.

>>51179377
I just imagine Lee Marvin pouring gasoline on top of all of those imprisoned German aristocrats at the end of The Dirty Dozen.

>>51179377
How do I profit?

>>51179396
like scotch?

>>51179410
By not being European

>>51179216
cool it with the antisemitism

bros....

>>51179410
Physical spare BMW parts.

>>51179423
Well, some of them are Scottish.

>>51179387
It is just bewildering that they said the quiet part out loud. That despite their mandates they really do just watch the stock market.
>"Fed (2009): It is time for market to go up"
>Decade of retarded easy money where everyone is a stock market genius
>"Fed (2022): It is time for market to go down"
>"WTF, I slurped but shitco still go down, THE FED HAS LOST CONTROL"
RIP Price Discovery
Rest in Piss

>>51179436
i love me some 18 year old scotch.

most normies I talk to dont even know the stock market is down

Stacking on SOXL and in $300 down(-3%)
AMA

>>51179454
this is bullish

>>51179268
Take the challenge and if you hedge, hedge with selling individual stocks puts against it. Not having idiosyncratic risk is boring

Who else playing CRWD earnings? Free money. They are literally giving you money.

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>>51179454
We're going to get a steady stream of "I just looked at my account, wtf happened?" posts. It's going to accelerate the dump.

Hey what's up fags I told you tards to buy TMC, IM UP 33% TODAY. On 64k shares. I sold 24k, have around the same amount and put it into rock bottom prices on other stocks basically for free.

>>51179379
I just wish i could place calls on divorce lawfirms. I'm sure having a manchild husband who plays nintendo games intended for children and clutters the house with funkopops, superhero paraphernalia and steven colbert posters is already low key stressful enough on a marriage, but imagine a sobbing balding skinny jeans wearing baby crying he lost the kids private daycare/school tution for internet points, great reason to file.

>>51178578
me yesterday so i stayed away today

>>51179490
Last time it beat earnings it dumped

>>51177932
BASED AND LINGERIE PILLED

>>51178334
They already tested it in sewer water of SF iirc

I think its out there but gays are hiding it, together with authorities because they fear its AIDS 2.0 and all its stigma (which it is)

Gays are protected minority, how dare you say they spread diseases

>>51179341
>It's not real Capitalism
Lmao

>>51177802
what should I buy long september puts on with a small <$200 account?

>>51179154
Cope, storages were never meant to sustain complete demand for a any period of time, if shit really stops, they will be empty in a month tops unironically

>>51179163
I remember that but do you think it was because the scarcity was because there were so few items to buy? It's because people were buying so much stuff the ships couldn't ship it fast enough.

https://www.aier.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Blog_2022_08_24_A.png

Going forward, we will simply experience the reverse of the covid trade. Durable goods down and services up.

>>51179320
The dollar exchange rate doesn't matter for paying down debt. The US isn't Shri Lanka. All out debt is dollar denominated not euro or yuan denominated.

>>51179643
It's not real capitalism because capitalism doesn't have a pseudo-prophet writing a system of what 'ideal real capitalism' is, you ignorant fucking commie tard. The sheer failure of communism is evident from the fact you're in this thread, probably a recipient of welfare or loan forgiveness, because you're a loser retard who scrounges for money and feels entitled to mine.