/biz/ - Business & Finance

Finally my SQQQ is doing not bad...

niggers

I bought SOXL calls

Me on the right.

PRTY Rockers in the house tonight

SAVA is going back under $20/share for the third time in three months. Only 100% conviction play I would shill today. You are late to everything else.

I don't know If I can survive another june

Fannie Mae predicts mortgage rates will be 4.5% in 2023? Only way that happens if black swan event occurs like the yield curve has been predicting comes true in a few months??

Hmmm I wonder what it could be... Maybe it has to do with CHYNA AND THAI-WAN

kek oil baggies

But Ray Dalio told me stocks do well during hard times

>>51176253
i want to go all cash so badly

I sold SQQQ way too early

I’m winning, dad

>>51176277
nice

>>51176298
This aint no juneteenth

>>51176281
When do they announce the special Paw Patrol cupcake wrapper dividend?

Man this bitch is clenching hard. Acting like she's never done anal before. Come on baby, gimme that 395

>>51176308
Ray Dalio is a pied piper, leading retards into financial obliteration. Recommending risk off investments during easy money policy booms and risk on during tightening.

BUY EVERY DIP

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE, MY FRIEND

>>51176340
SHORT EVERY "RALLY"

>>51176273
Very nice anon, sold mine at $38 and is about to rope.
Holding the cash?

>>51176298
One of my slightly larger positions never recovered from the June lows...
I'm with you, anon.

>>51176331
tomorrow morning along with a special "I own Party City" chocolate bar and balloon

>>51176343
>le 2008 crash

>the market expects lower VIX in average by Sept 20th
lmao, haha even

>>51176378
we're not even at 30 yet...

>>51176377
>tfw you realize this isn't at all like 2008
>It's worse

>>51176299
Starting a war with China woul be a great way to reduce energy prices.

Sombody bought 30,000 shares of SIGA after hours yesterday at $16.20.

>>51176377
I used to mock the doomsayer bobos too, but after seeing what's currently going on in Europe and China it seems like a 2008 style crash isn't off the table

Teslabros, how are we looking?

Shares are weathering the storm nicely and still have a great discount today. Looks like a solid time to load up on more Tesla!

>>51176333
Wait until 3:45 pm. imho.
I'mma buy puts on that 3:30 pump

If BBBY pumps again do we short

>>51176410
Somebody else dumped 30,000 shares of SIGA after hours yesterday at $16.20

>that growing spread on TSLA
g-guys...?

>>51176377

Bobo yo broke the market now shits going to be crazy for the rest of the year.

>>51176253
I have been absent from trading for a month since I lost 40% of my account on sqqq. I am back again and went 100% into sqqq without doing a bit of research because I saw the red. I have no idea what’s going on. Someone fill me in so I can know if my decision was a smart one.

my fairly conservative portfolio of 90% SQQQ and 10% YANG is doin a lil dumpin dumpin.

>>51176466
>went 100% into sqqq without doing a bit of research

fuck this, fuck brandon, fuck the fed, and fuck white "people"

AEVA

>>51176412
Whats happening now and whats going to happen is the result of 2008. We simply printed money in 2008 and essentially "kicked the can down the road" for a true financial collapse. Collapse in September/October, then CBDC in December. Its going to happen whether you want it to or not.

so glad I sold on friday. Never touching stocks again (this year)

>>51176452
>broke
No, we're fixing it. You get what you fucking deserve.

>>51176490

>>51176490
((()))

>>51176495
>then CBDC in December
Literally impossible. They can't even get FedNow up and running until the middle of next year.

>>51176490
>and fuck white "people"
what did we do?

>>51176466
Money makers want to make a move downwards before next powwow talk. Could be a flash crash

will we get a little bounce above $400 or will it dump violently.

*laughs in bear roars*

>he bought AMZN before 100$
cope

>>51176522
I don't think you understand, anon. 400 is now the ceiling.

>>51176512
"vro, vro we had like the largest economy vro. Then the British, they like made us stop having gay sex, vro. Damn colonialists, vro."

>>51176466
Typical bear trap.
Recessions aren't a word anymore
Inflation is fake and gay
Market will keep pumping no matter what fr fr no cap
You're about to get liquidated again

and we're back

>>51176436
sell signal

>>51176533

>>51176410
It's all pretty simple mate.
If we were talking about price/vol
Would you short this graph?
Or would you long this graph?

gigapump happening

>>51176509
We used to think vaccine development took years and that the masses would never take something unproven that was developed in months and was experimental... but alas here we are with 80%+ of the world population injected with some mystery juice that does nothing. Don't underestimate our pedo overlords at the WEF, all of this has been a plan for many years.

>>51176308
I find ray entertaining, but if he actually believed half of the things he said he'd be 200ft underground in a luxury refurbished omaha ICBM silo with and AR - 15 in a death grip hoarding MREs and long term shelf life grains.

instead he's betting on meme electric car makers.

>>51176582
Past the inflection point ~Augist 7th. Easy short.

>>51176588

>>51176410
It's all pretty simple.
If we were talking about price/vol
Would you short this graph?
Or would you long this graph?

>>51176413
Fuck off elon

I remember way back in January, someone here was pumping BIRD

might be time to revisit it now that it's down 75%

>>51176582
Short because this market is going to take your mom, your dog, your dad, your gramda, your great great great grandma and everything else with it. No man standing..

>>51176582
Short. Line went up too much. Has to come down

Oilbros...

>>51176471

RARE

If we close light green I buy more SQQQ, simple as

the VIX has peaked, i repeat the VIX has peaked

>>51176607
lol sry I used the wrong image.
and as of right now I would tend to agree

SOXL healing

>>51176620

Brandon literally shitting his diaper seeing OIL March to $100

>>51176594
>We used to think vaccine development took years
mRNA vaccines did take decades. It was first bandied about in the 80s and 90s.

>all of this has been a plan for many years.
Cope. They're delusional morons whose reach exceeds their grasp. You don't want to accept that, but they're trash. Trash that's beating you.

>>51176623
CLOSE GREEN? Nigga you high!

>he doubted me

You VILL hold ze bags. And you VONT be happy.

someone tell GEO it should be going up like yesterday

>>51176621
rare what?

Yang and spy puts for the foreseeable future
Fuck spy

the 2000 recession was mainly caused by tech. 2008 was caused by real estate. what sector will by the main cause of this recession?
>in b4 everything

bottom is in
BUY

>everyone on/smg/ is a bear again after spy drops 6% in 3 days

Fucking lol... used my profits and bought like 3K in bull positions just now because inverse /smg/

How's your day going, Mumu?

>>51176684
The fed

>actively investing since october 2021
>looking at charts damn near every day
>almost year later and account is -0.5%

>>51176684
not a sector, but just inflation / the fed

>>51176684
money printing to reduce the effect of covid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI7sBsBHdCk

>>51176675
Arrest all GEO shorters. Double whammy.

>>51176684
Real estate.
Again.

>>51176688
We got bad news again today.
I would expect rebounding by the end of the week though.

>>51176688
But the fed. There’s a reason it dropped 6%. JPow is going to heem you.

It's just a stutter-step, Tone.

I am the SOXL pusher.

>>51176715
>It's just a stutter-step, Tone.
So are we buyin the dip, or what?

looking good josh

I’m buying SOXL calls 1 week out

>>51176684
The US SPR is dumping mainly medium sour crude onto the market. The LTO which shale produces doesn't contain the long carbon chains that can be easily refined into diesel through hydrocracking. A shortage of diesel will send the cost of most economic inputs sky high throwing the economy into a deep recession.

>>51176701
Now imagine what would have happened had you just shorted VIX futures.

>>51176732
LMAO I hate this asshole, but that barber did him dirty.

>>51176732
Do you faggots actually watch financial news? What a bunch of losers.

>>51176688
You're acting like this happened out of the blue
Jackson hole happened
We are fucked

>EU ELECTRICITY MARKET NO LONGER FUNCTIONING, VON DER LEYEN SAYS
You don't need an electricity market for anything important, do you?

>>51176743
What's the opposite of SOXL and I'll buy that.

>>51176714
>heeming already happened
>let's short now guys

There are like 100 bull signals in this thread short term (til end of week) that retail tards are all capitulating and now the algos are gonna rebuy the shares to sell again to you idiots by Friday when you are back to saying we are recovering

>>51176732
Fucking Joan of Arc looking motherfucker.

>>51176253
When are they supposed to announce the next rate hike?

>>51176761
SOXL puts? SOXS shares?

>>51176757
i like having it on in the background. also i am a winner, not a loser.

>>51176761
You’d be beclowning yourself if you did

>>51176774
Sept 21

>>51176760
How do I invest in candles

shemitah schizos were correct all along who'd have thunk?

>>51176757
I usually have bloomberg tv on a second monitor, very comfy

>>51176790
Wow really?
So we get to soak in Powell's bombastic bluster for another fucking month lol

daily inflation nowcasting

I’m going all in boys. This is big. This is really big. Everyone is going to be doing what I’m doing within the next few years. I’ve never been so certain of anything else in my entire life.
>ORGN
>IP
>CLW
>PKG
>KMB

SOXL

Turn the printers back on Jerome! I done asking nicely. I know you're lurking here Jerome!

>what it feels like holding soxl

>>51176759
I've been saying 395 entry head and shoulders for the last two weeks.. we bounced off 396 today and you guys are all going short now. They are going to pump and fuck over retail going short now... you guys are always two steps behind

no cap ongod SP500 below 4k is sussin'. When will they hit the bussin button again? FR gonna be a sussin' fall.

>>51176766
Listen, when I bought my sqqq half an hour ago I had no idea why the market was crashing, now I do and I agree with my past self’s decision. The market priced in a quick pivot by the fed but that isn’t going to happen. Factor in a lackluster global economy and the market is way overpriced. We’re going to retest lows.

>>51176802
Pretty much.
>>51176807
I'm bullish after looking at this.

S
O
X
L

>>51176833
no this
>what it feels like to hold soxl

>>51176732
i hate these tout faggots so damn much reeeeeeeeeeee

>>51176781
>>51176799
Bruhs, just put on porn like real men. I don’t even maturbate to it, I just have it on.

>>51176833
>>51176856
>what it feels like holding soxl

>>51176856
Lucky man.

>>51176865

>>51176833
>>51176856
That’s right! Now come home to King Paper!

>>51176843
They still have a printer and elections to win. Do not under respect their greed and corruption.

>>51176546
Brings me a special kind of joy to see retarded bulls getting rekt

I'm wasting my money
I could've bought so many cool anime figs with the amount I'm losing this sucks

>>51176892
paper industry is fucked, they've got a secret war on cash and basically everything will be paperless before they even get rid of the fossil fuels.

>>51176807
Thanks for the nice picture Feds.

Buy SOXL so the price goes up before September 2 please

>>51176865
for me it's live camgirl streams

THERE GO THE FRIDAY 91.08 LOWS IN CRUUUUUDE

digits and loading puts on this fakeass pump frfr

>>51176943
kek please do. I need some more fuel

What if Powell does a 150 bps hike to make up for the no hike in August

>>51176956
good, then I will buy soxl in the single digits

What is going on with Argentina's economy and why should I care?

why KOS plummet? the boat fund has taken a hit today fellas.

>>51176956
I'm thinking he'll do a 360 and walk away

>>51176942
OIlchuds really thought it wasn't a dead cat bounce

There goes all my gains in eqnr and vet overnight because euro filled their storage despite no Russian supply.
Is this the end? I'm all the way back to cost basis after 2 weeks of gains.

>>51176956
Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

>>51176971
>south america
Only brazil matters.disregard the rest,maybe take venezuela if you're an oil fag

>>51176993
It's alright bro, we'll regain the losses somehow

>>51176684
Nobody knows what will break first, but saying that the first thing breaking is the main cause of this would be an insane oversimplification. There are so many bubbles now caused mainly by irresponsible stimulus and exacerbated by supply chain issues from the lockdowns and energy prices soaring because of Ukraine

World economy is still extremely disjointed and perilous

I sure hope the S&P is back to more than a lot by the end of the day.

>tech down
>Industrials down
>gold down
>oil also down

what the fuck.

>>51176939
some of them listen to good music and I get distracted by it while fapping then just keep them on. they all have the stupid beeping lovesense shit so I never stay long.

Amazon to aquire AMD for $160B holy shit

>>51176295
Why are you so confident SAVA will go under $20/share?

>>51176956
or maybe 100
or a 75 then a surprise 75 between meetings

>>51176942
>oil dumping

Hey that's great; inflation is going down!

>>51176684
The government.
>>51177031
That boxing match was hilarious.
>Sam and his opponent get winded in the first minute.

>>51177031
they know....

>>51177031
the time is coming

>>51177041

>>51177016
>the first thing breaking
i have wondered what will be the first thing to break. the other factor i keep forgetting about from time to time are the food shortages, which we won't be really seeing the effects of until early-mid 2023

>>51177041
>AMZN has $160B in cash

Nice meme.

>>51177041

>>51176942
Inverse /smg/
Inverse Rocker

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

Vixy at 14.88

>>51177031
How do you think normalization works? Pump endless dollars into the system to non productive purposes, do this worldwide with every currency, and increase demand WAY over pre covid for everything.

Of course when the air pump reverses this shit will collapse. Inflation is just the prick that forces reality finally. It's really not the big deal, the big deal is the sickness and distortion of demand and supply

>>51176906
JPow has a currency to save. At the end of the day he will crush the demonrats’ chance in the midterms to save the bedrock of the global economy.

dubs and we're just getting started

>>51176942
I had 10 different oil faggots jumping down my throat attacking me yesterday.
Where are you now??
>WTI -6.25%

>>51177072
The only thing we really know for sure is that the first thing breaking sure as shit won’t be the only thing breaking. Only thing we can do is go with the flow and buy as much as we can when things seem like they can’t possibly get any worse or central banks officially pivot

what the fuck was that unironically
i slept through the open why'd it crash at 10?

>>51177124
Rerolling for getting raped on the street by a genetically and anatomically female powerlifter.

>>51177127
>It's all their fault.

>WTF IS OPEC WTF IS IRAN WTF IS PRICE CONTROL

>>51177119
>JPow has a currency to save
You are a fool- the currency will save itself. There has been a currency war going for a while now and the dollar will continue to get stronger (US market is the best thing to put investment in from around the world- that is propping our market and dollar. That is why Gold is gutting fucked until the fr fr collapse coming in Fall.

>>51177045
Long term I'm confident it will go to zero. They are under investigation for fraud and have no product and only 20 employees that stole $20M in NIH grants last year. The pay structure for the company is based on "the stock price for given 21 day increments of time" so they literally scam pump the stock and hold the price there for a few weeks and then it dumps again. It's pretty fucked

>>51177093
Nice try chud, I sold yesterday. Also why is scoopsies obsessed with some shitty pvc shelf? It's the amphetamines isn't it?

>>51177167
You stupid stupid girl. The fed is the reason the currency is so strong.

>>51177124
Dumb boboposter

>>51177041
It's just bullshit or the market doesn't care.

>>51177118
Of course there are new sources of efficiency, technology marches forwards, companies are better ran than ever, but the system has used that to get away with fucking shit up. Almost like a global resource rich trap. Now here is the risk, anything happens to Taiwan and the flow of chips ends to the west. That advancement ends for a long time, chip fabs aren't easy.

You have to be insane not to have bad event hedges on here or be 3x long. Not that we can't have a miracle landing etc but Jesus fuck the markets are richly valued already

lunch time dump coming in 30 min. robo trading is boring.

Alright boys i'm going to lunch. I'm leaving Mumu in charge, don't let Bobo crash the market while I'm away. I wouldn't want to come back and see that the whole stock market is fucked.

>>51177195
Amazon to acquire your mom for $1.

>>51177187
Based scam promoting jew rugging his followers.

Why do financial firms boycott oil & gas when the world depends on it more than ever?

Can companies own shares of other companies? Not like outright buying the company but buying say 30% of a company?

>>51177190
No. Our Army was. The world just hasn't caught on to that yet.

bhenchodes my bastards we are crashing bitches

>>51177124
Spy eats shit before eow

What song is playing right now /smg/ ?

Is this good or bad for AMD?

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

>>51177236
Bullish for intc

>>51177220
Yeah. My company has an investment division that buys shares of other companies, private equity too.

My company is so shit. I hate working here. I want to work in a crypto/blockchain firm

>>51177236
>4.7 GHz
nice

I'm sick of this shit bros..... can't we just crab for half a year or something....

>>51177236
By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings.

>>51177248
intc has been down for a full year and their GPUs supposedly suck ass
whut

>>51177222
> Our Army was.

Lol. Lmao.

The military doesn’t secure the currency you twat. The military secures the trade routes and trade agreements. It’s all the legal, bank, and paper bullshit that makes a currency valuable.

negative growth is a good thing for the people

>>51177001
Based

I'm thinking about liquidating SQQQ and UVXY today, I think the next few days might be green; the market opening seems to suggest that there's some positive momentum offset by bearish data. Friday will certainly be red because of payrolls

>>51177127
XLE is far outside it's average true range to a great degree, on any time frame it is oversold, and it is likely going to moon within the next week
XLE current price: $80.65
WTI $90.90
will check back in later in the week

>>51177236
Honestly a little bit disappointing. I think they're reaching limits of the current nm size.

>>51177260
https://youtu.be/eDWGp0mrmXk
LOL

SOMEBODY DO FUCKING SOMETHANG RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>51177248
Lol this. These prices and their performance claims suck serious ASS.
13th gen Intel will destroy AMD's CPU business, and AMD's GPUs have always sucked so Nvidia will clean that one up. Why is AMD valued higher than Intel again? Are they good at anything?
https://youtu.be/FVesi8Uj78s

>>51177229
Playing with fire

>>51177269
Why are you obsessed with that shelf and all that cardboard? How many Adderalls have you taken today?

>>51177268
That can’t be real. That shit makes the Soviet Pravda look reliable and measured.

>>51177267
>he doesn’t know

>>51177294
oh im doin something.

>>51177268
>an era of unchecked economic prosperity
Only women read The Atlantic, right?

I have never earned a single dollar in the stock market.

>>51177266
kek baggie

>>51177268
>to save us from ourselves

>>51177268

>>51177267
Yes dude it has nothing to do with being the global superpower with bases all over the world and a strong economy

It's because of the fed

>>51177273
>XLE is far outside it's average true range to a great degree, on any time frame it is oversold
No, it's not

>>51177267
you are short sided and ignoring to the larger dynamics of economics.

tfw long 3x etfs yesterday

>>51177268
Economic prosperity ISNT fucking running up debt for malinvestment gibs

>>51177344

>>51177344
double down for the corrections tomorrow

my instagram account got banned for suspicious activity even though I don't do anything on it
I'm going to shore meta for this

just bought 1000 shares of SOXS at 47.47
and it immediately dropped

>>51177306
The Atlantic is a liberal rag. Literally worse than buzzfeed.

>>51177356
does that mean you cant post or that you cant even look at your wall of thots?

>>51177372
thank you for your sacrifice

>>51177372
Thank you anon. I’ve been waiting for you to post

>>51177041
what happened to Nvidia wanting to acquire ARM?

>Go to Starbucks
>Order cappuccino
>Pay with $5 bill
>"Sorry, sir, we can't accept that now."
>"OH WHAT, MY MONEY'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU? LEGAL TENDER IS ILLEGAL NOW?"
>"No, sir, that's not what-"
>Take money and coffee.
>Leave.
It's not my problem they don't want my cash.

>>51177356
>Not doing anything
sus

>>51177331
Its average true range is 2.81, and now it's swung by 3.10. You can also see it's grossly oversold on the 1m, 15m, and 30m ranges.

These arbitrary technical factors will cause it to moon rather than, say, a fucking OPEC announcement.

>>51177385
Too high risk a play with the rise of INTC

>>51177389
just starting shooting up fentanyl in their tranny bathrooms they'll probably give you free shit

>>51177302
It is He who hath materialized within the container that learnt to apply The Cardboard, for which containers Him.
From below the piles of Peepee and Poopoo that covers him…

The Savior cometh. It is Him who is containeth by The Cardboard who beckons for The Savior.
The Savior, He beckons For.

The Eyes of He Stave. Starveth, His Eyes.
Queries the dweller of The Cardboard, “Can not these starving eyes be Threaded, Oh Savior?”

The son of the lord.
Refusal of The Great Box in the Sky.

It is He who must make the Attempt!
The excesses and vanity shall accrue!

It is I who desires for the threads through my eyelids!
Now, the eyes have been permanently closed!

The dog which has been harmed is I!
The excesses and vanity are what my face should be forced upon

>>51177377
complete ban to the point where I cant even log in until they're done their review

>>51177385
the deal was rejected by China I think.

>>51177389
they dont make the coffe until after you pay genius

>>51177409
Its probably a great thing for you, honestly. I fucking hate nigstagram, I spend too much time scrolling there.

>>51177397
>it's grossly oversold on the 1m, 15m, and 30m ranges.
>trading a sector / index on 1m, 15m, 30m timeframe (outside of scalping)
>ISHYGDDT

>commodities retards in February
HODL!!! PRICES ARE GONNA PEAK IN THE SUMMER
>commodities retards in the summer
THIS IS BULLSHIT FAKE AND GAY WHO CARES IM ONLY DOWN 22% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51177417
don't ruin his based narrative you fucking faggot

>>51177152
Well it's been crashing since open but generally you can correlate dumps with markets opening/closing or events on an economic calendar like https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

The big thing this morning was JOLTS showing tons of openings, clearing the way for rape hikes.

>>51177417
>He goes to Starbucks.

>>51177268
>biden isn't responsible for the economy being shit
>by which i mean that he is, and he's a brave soul for fucking things up the way he has
how do people take these faggots seriously

this is it boys
generational wealth accumulation time
see you at the top

IM GOING TO SCALP TQQQ!!

READY SET GO!

>>51177431
>technical analysis
lul just /all in/ on paper and cardboard already, you homo

>>51177307
>>51177330
>>51177342
You stupid bliggers, the military isn’t what keeps the currency up. The fucking generals aren’t making decisions that are keeping the dollar’s value from going to zero. A strong and robust fiscal policy from the fed is what keeps the US dollar attractive. No one gives a shit how strong your military is if your currency has been inflated to hell.

wooooooofff lets go QQQ end at low of day again!!!!!!

>>51177458
how bout that -$100,000 return you had Scoops?
Very nice.

okay that was the bottom

Lunch time is over..Back to work!

do I average down on vti

>>51177431
Are you actually autistic? I'm mocking you for relying on TA when it comes to oil (lol).

You may as well brag about getting a coinflip right because "it's due for heads since Mars is in Aries!"

>>51177408
I don't get it myself, but I'm glad you like the shelf.

>>51177408
you are a weird guy

>>51177453
SQQQ immediately shoots up

Your welcome team

>>51177439
what the fuck is JOLTS i've been here my whole entire life and never heard of that i thought we were waiting for the european cpi

>>51177443
literallye every store i've ever been to operates this way. there isn't a starbucks within 300 miles of me

>>51177477
>relying on TA
You should incorporate TA into your analysis. It was obvious yesterday that oil and the energy sector was overbought. That along with a gap until the 5th for OPEC = sell off
There is too much pressure to sell off when we get that overbought.
>durr don't use TA for commodities
opinion discarded - you are retarded
Oil fell 6% today
>You were just a broken clock!! It wasn't that it was overbought!! It just fell 6% because of news only!!! It being overbought didn't exacerbate the selloff whatsoever!!
You are pathetic.

>>51177503
Job openings

>>51177473
SPY $375-$380 range is the bottom.
The S&P 500 is in crab mode until the year 2032.

>>51177503
>there isn't a starbucks within 300 miles of me
where the fuck do you live? Wonderland?

oh yeah this is a juicy dip
let us slurp

>>51177434

Kek idiots got greedy. I guess a 2x in 3 months wasn't good enough lmao.

>>51177472
It’s -$170k, and completely irrelevant now.
Paper and The Cardboard are future Nao

>>51177526
Anon is right. You shouldn’t be using TA like this. There’s a reason you lot are called TArds.

>>51177268
I used to kind of read the atlantic but this is too cringe

FIRST MONKEPOZ DEATH IN THE USA GOES TO........
TEXAS

$110 AMD bags
tfw

>>51177542
i took the go innawoods meme a little too far
i'm not even on the road system
soon the grizzly bears will accept me into their society and i will manifest my permabear status on this physical plane

>>51177344
tfw short turbo euro certs with retarded 23x leverage bought at the very top on 16th.

>CNBC Europe airing political ads for LGBT ideology
I want to get off this hellscape

DUMP!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck this support at the 50 dma on the spy and at 300 on QQQ. Fucking bullshit.

>>51177280
..these are on the new 5nm

>You're in the arms of the angel
>May you find some comfort here
Hi, I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless animal?
Everyday innocent animals are abused, beaten, and neglected. And they’re crying out for help.

>>51177535
https://youtu.be/p5Ac7ap_MAY
https://youtu.be/p5Ac7ap_MAY
https://youtu.be/p5Ac7ap_MAY

It's time for a watch

https://youtu.be/p5Ac7ap_MAY
https://youtu.be/p5Ac7ap_MAY
https://youtu.be/p5Ac7ap_MAY

>>51177568
well you know what they say, only steers and queers live in Texas

>>51177408
Your paper towels have germs on them. Very gross. If you respect your cardboard you will remove the paper towels.. crawling with bugs

>>51177478
>>51177493
>brainlets fear The Cardboard chad

The Great Box in The Sky is in the (((mind)))
The Savior passes over again; the beckoning could not be heard

Your rescue will not come from The Savior
The Cardboard must come from the box which imprisons the mind; refusal of The Great Box in The Sky!

>>51177601
*fires up the grill*

>>51177610
wrong Texas is 100% beaners

>>51177611
Didn’t that bitch make an onlyfans?

Ive come to the conclusion that Scoops is pretty fuckin cringe.

>>51177598
And I'm saying we need to go much lower otherwise we'll get marginal benefit for stupid increases in prices.

>>51177503
Euro CPI also did impact things, yeah.

>>51177526
>You should incorporate TA into your analysis.
And immediately throw it out when near-term events are liable to override it. Which, in the case of oil, is pretty much every day.

>It was obvious yesterday that oil and the energy sector was overbought.
It's been "obvious" plenty of times and rallies continued. You can use those rules for dumb shit like PRTY or bonds (outside Fed meetings) but get absolutely rekt by event risk.

>durr don't use TA for commodities
When there's an Organization of Copper Producing Countries and you have no idea what goes on in China or Chile, you can use TA just as successfully in /HG. Which is not at all.

>>51177645
always has been

>>51177639
No, she went back to making AT&T commercials because Hollywood doesn't hire big booba anymore.

>>51177610
and SIGA doesnt care... not a good sign

>>51177638
beaners can be queers to you bigot

>>51177638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzmtFzjjWBQ

>>51177622

>>51177555
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/271769464_Sentiment_and_the_Effectiveness_of_Technical_Analysis_Evidence_from_the_Hedge_Fund_Industry
>Using data from the Lipper TASS hedge fund database from 1994-2010, we first document that among our sample hedge funds, technical analysis users on average significantly outperform nonusers in high sentiment periods; however, in low sentiment periods, the use of technical analysis is found to be less valuable and even counterproductive. In addition, technical analysis usage is associated with lower fund risk, and this benefit is more prominent in high sentiment periods, indicating that technical analysis is an effective risk management tool. Finally, we show that only during high sentiment periods, technical analysis users exhibit better market timing ability than nonusers. Overall, we document the relative advantages of using technical analysis by hedge funds during high sentiment periods when market mispricing is most acute. Our results are robust to controlling for fund characteristics and various fixed effects, a subperiod analysis, and the use of pre-fee returns, different volatility periods, the sentiment level, and equity-focused hedge funds.

>>51177602
>convoluted
>outdated
finance is entirely malleable on a whim so A+B=C "textbook rules" don't apply in the long term.
might as well watch Tokyo Vice for a nice fictional story, too.
(yes, I've watched Princes of the Yen a few years ago)

Baking

>>51176620
>>51176651
>>51176942
>>51177127
I just rebought back into GUSH at 167.50. If it drops all the way to 145 ill triple down. Yuropoors are already stocking up on diesel for winter. I'll sell when oil hits $200 in January.

I really do look forward to TSLQ hitting an all time high. TSLA bulls are the most annoying, arrogant bulls of all, and Elon's ego will finally be checked.

dubs and mumu will shit his pants by eod

check this digits mumu fucking shits

>>51177683
check the oven

>>51177802
>>51177802
>>51177802
>>51177802
>>51177802
>>51177802

Bobo edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51177675
>Finally, we keep funds with the following primary investment strategies: Convertible Arbitrage, Dedicated Short Bias, Emerging Markets, Equity Market Neutral, Event Driven, Fixed Income Arbitrage, Fund of Funds, Global Macro, Long/Short Equity, Managed Futures, and Multi-Strategy.
>"Dude, just lump every possible trading environment together lmao"

>>51176731
I'm not runnin' a charity here kid.

>>51176715
>Fuckin' college ball
>But I learned a valuable lesson

>>51177587
Based

>Monkepox cases in several Houston area school campuses
>Monkepox detected in student at North Bay high school
>Monkepox Case Confirmed At Gwinnett County Elementary School

School's only been back in session for 1 week and already have monkepox outbreaks in three different states. The SIGA bull run is imminent

>>51176413
>he doesn’t see the massive hs pattern down to 140

GAY SEX attractive at this sp...
switched and went all in SIGA
again.

>pic related
bullish

>>51177273
>going into recession
>thinks oil up

Maybe you should take a look at 2000, 2008.

>w-what about eurocucks?

They’re already dead.

>>51178772
Oh I did. Did you take a look at 1973?

>>51177590
>OMG!!! Why is everyone gay tranny now?????
>scientists and doctors baffled, but they know it’s not cuz grooming.