/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51169126
maybe the real friends were the low key BBC

>>51169126
big, it’s true

>>51169126
>warlock main
Yeah that sounds about right

He's prepping for the Asian merge

>>51169126
That's a man

>Vitadick Butt-enterin

>>51169126
Bulgish for ETH

>>51169126
Big and juicy. I want him to merge it with my ass.

Holy kek is this new?!
eth giga pump confirmed

>>51169126
Makes sense, they do look like children.

>>51169126
>tfw when no ugly Asian gf
Don't hurt her with that thang, Big V! Lucky bastard

>>51169126
source?

>>51169469
check the github

This man's cock will make me a millionaire.

LMAO LOOK WHAT HE JUST TWEETED

>>51169525
No way!!!

Absolute Chad. Didn't even give a fuck.

Buying ETH now.

>>51169525
post url

>>51169525

KEK

You guys are legit retarded, have you ever worn pants? Or are you all dick chopped troons?

>>51170026
cope

>>51169525
#blessed

>>51170026
I'm so sorry for your dickletism, anon

>>51170026
holy shit micropenis bitcoin maxis on suicide watch

>>51170073
>>51170042
You caught me, I'm just jealous I don't have a triple headed penis

>>51170094
#2 and #3 are probably just weird wrinkles, perhaps from hardened crystalized ejaculate. #1 is clearly the end of his jumbo.

>>51170094
>#1 tip of dick clearly connecting to huge schlong
>#2 #3 random pants crease
SHORT BITCOIN

>>51169126
Thanks just bought 100k

>>51170111
>>51170113
where is the shaft faggots

>>51170133
Here

>>51170146
You just outlined sections of the "monster cock" where the fabric is creating valleys and clearly nothing is there, try again. Unless his shaft has giant chunks cut out of it?

>>51170133
>carefully analyzing the genitalia of another man
>saving zoomed in pictures of Vitaliks proof of steak
>"faggot!!!!"

>>51170172
As opposed to posting in the thread of a mans genitalia where you are admiring and discussing the genitalia of another man, truly you are very straight.

Were there females in front of him? Dunno why she would do it for him unless he has the fever

>eth shills are obsessed with vitaliks cock
kek all eth holders are communist faggots and pedo trannies

>>51170184
>>51170213
penis envy

>>51170172
It's called banter you dweeb

>>51170162
He's clearly wearing some kind of loose artificial fabric. I've shaded the parts where the cock is making contract vs where it's creating a sort of tent effect for clarity.

>>51170223
>>51170220

>>51170223
>Wow look at this dudes cock
>Damn bro it's so huge
>haha the eth dude has a massive penis check out this picture bro
>Bitcoin bros jealous of my mans massive pants stretching cock

Nah, you're gay

>>51169126
Based vitalik

>>51170232
Those folds are deep as fuck, there is no shaft there. Get your eyes checked retard.

>>51170257
Theyre not folds theyre veins

>>51170328
FAT VEINY VITALIK DICK HNNNNNNNGGG

>>51169396
Underrated post

>>51169126
At least we know he's not gay, very bullish symbol.

>>51169126

I always knew crypto was full of cock obsessed faggots.

>>51170026
>>51170094
>>51170133
>>51170146
>>51170232
why you gay ass niggas zooming in on his crotch and drawing lines on it

>48 replies
>32 posters
100% HIV positive Hudson Jameson makes these samefaggot threads

>>51170413
It's what happens when you live and breathe TA for years

>>51170444
>why you gay ass niggas zooming in on his crotch and drawing lines on it
>It's what happens when you live and breathe TA for years
my fucking sides

>>51170444
Lol, lmao even and checked

>>51170457
maybe you're the gay nigga for not appreciating a big throbbing cock. a really big, throbbing, excited meat whistle ready to absolutely impale that little asian pussy. gay boy says what?

>>51170413
They're starving to guzzle all the cum from vitalik cock, biz is so gay

>>51170413
>He doesn't do technical analysis on the erection of the man who controls his financial destiny

>>51169126
How can we put our financial future in this man's hands when they're clearly more than full

>>51170413
stfu nigga. i know where u live goofy little nigga. bout to ump on that ass

vitalik has had yellow fever for awhile now. the man speaks chinese for christ sakes. I have a friend of a friend that knows vitalik personally and he says he's slept with numerous asian women

>>51170646
jfc deez bitches ugly af. chinks are nasty and stinky. dey breaffe smell like pooppee diapuz

>>51170675
diapurz*

>>51169525
What a fucking chad

>>51170026
>>51170094
>>51170133
>>51170162
>>51170184
>>51170239
>>51170257
coping microcock

>>51170457
Hahahha

>>51169525
>tfw it's real

The biggest shlong in the game after my main man Sandeep. These are facts.

good thread

>>51169126
damn, that cock is impressive, ngl

>>51169126
I KNEW IT! HE'S NOT A FAG!!!!
And that cock is impressive!

>>51169126
She's saying too boocoo see two and two

Nigga got a 22 inch dik. No shame in dat

>>51169126
tall skinny guys have the biggest cocks

It's the pleats

>>51169191
lol
>that'll do pig
>that'll do

He literally just has something in his pocket. All incels itt need to be purged.

>>51169469
Read the white paper

>>51169126
>>51169126
>Is this bullsih?
Only if it affects the entire market, including dogcoins such as qom or shiba lmao.

>>51169126
It comes to no surprise that the dude has a massive cock, I mean have you seen his gigantic bone structure? Hello?

Sure enough the man could warn me in advance the next time is going to have a massive boner since my financial freedom relies on his fucking cock

>>51170958
you realize that everyone knows that right?

>>51170026
>>51170094
>>51170133
>>51170146
>>51170232
This is some weaponized autism if I've ever seen it.

>>51170675
...and how would you know, chink kisser?

This is peak accumulation period biz right here. Doing TA on vitaliks cock. Never change biz

>>51170646
based fellow yellow fever chad

>>51171347
I'd accumulate in him if you know what I am saying

>>51170094
4chin never disappoints when it's time to inspect penises

>>51170457

>>51169126
where are the TA'ers on this cock

>>51169126
why the fuck do tall skinny guys always have the biggest penis in the room? life is not fair.

>>51170413

You will unironically not make it if you didn’t study that image of his cock for at least 30 minutes and I am 100% serious.

>>51170026
He has a micro dick? Just market sold my entire stack

>>51169126
nerds always have the biggest dicks

>>51169525
Lmao holy fuck

>>51170604
Says a lot about you that you allow this cuck to run your financial life. Might as well be the azn bitch, suck his shrimp dick and call call him daddy.

Just imagine being Vitalik Buterin. Constantly bombarded by tiny asian women wearing ethereum and crypto gear immediately coming on to him. Telling him how bullish that giant bulge in his pants is and begging him to breed them. Asexual my ass, dude probably has at least 12 hapa kids living in Japan, China and Korea right now. Where were you when the power of giant autistic white cock crushing asian pussies is exactly what rekindled the bullrun and saved crypto?

>>51169126
what is happening is this picture is a clear conflict between the frontal lobe of his brain trying to think about computers to make that hard-on go away and the thalamus telling his penis the female next to him wants to be bred.

>>51172788

Stay poor retarded faggot.

>>51170444
this is my life now, checked

>>51172813
how do evopsels explain the fact that asian girls dont care if you're socially awkward as long as you have status but white girls find it unattractive?

>>51169126
Based. If women are out showing off their pudendum, I'm gonna show off my cock.

>>51170146
>>51171246
somebody send him this thread on twatter

>>51169126
non erect
form
just huge penus

This mfker got a chub just from standing next to a woman? Ppl like him need to be sent back to their dungeons and never allowed out into society

>>51169126
Big brain and chad
Gold standard and functional
Skinny arms and beefy legs
Shower and grower

He is all things to all men. Thank you money skelly

>>51169525
>>51169126
alpha as fuck

>>51170146

literally me

(the woman)

>>51170146

>>51169327
>butthurt sl/sl got nerfed for wotlk
>creates ethereum

you guys are literally the cringest of all the people i have met and will ever meet.

>>51174699
seething dicklet

>>51174616
big kek

>>51170413
I also second this question. Why do girls never analyze cock sizes but men do?

Back is school I was so scared every time I had an erection because I was afraid of being called to the board before the class and everyone would be laughing at me.
And now you people are doing this to Vitalik. Just leave him alone. Let the man have a big dick erection in peace.

>>51174699
Why is it bad to joke around and having fun?

>>51172813
brah. he just got done slaying that asian gash. i know. my dick stays fat for about an hour after i bust a nut inside a girl and hang out with her because i'm still horny and want to smash again. this proves that charles and his vagisil limp fork is a faggot for claiming vitalik is a pedo

>>51174888
Err, they do? They share stuff with their girlfriends like Steve’s small dick, Johnny’s curved dick, and Tyrone’s long and uncut dick

>>51174616
keked

>>51170444
holy checked and kekked bravo

>>51169126
100x LONG ETH NOW

>born too late to explore the seas
>Born too early to explore space
>Born right on time for a thread about vitalik's dick

>>51169534
retard

>>51174927
some people never grow out of their "everything is lame, nothing matters, i'm the only intellectual in a world of sheep" phase.

>>51169179
>>51169126
BIG BUTERIN COCK

>>51169126
He's smuggling a Toblerone.

>>51174498

>>51172813
He is a pedo he only care for kids.

>>51174498
Holy fucking Kek tfw no 15 inch monster

>>51169469
DYOR fag

>been waiting since this was posted
>still no BLACKED(cleverly changed to something else obv) shop despite the perfect setup, girl even doing the hand thing
>bear market so no excuse that you're too busy flipping shitcoins or rugging
>the absolute state of /biz/ in 2022
Why don't I do it myself? I'm mentally disabled. Plus I can't afford PS or even Windows after losing my life savings following advice on here to buy LINK in early 2021, then ICP, then finally taking the remainder into dog bat token which finally broke me. And after telling my doctor why I was in the state I was in got me a referral to a clinical psychologist and various diagnoses confirming my retardation.
Thus I continue to rely on /biz/
yoroshiku onegaishimasu
otsukaresama deshita
>t. not vitalik

>>51169126
That’s only half Chubb! He would literally destroy that Asian. Based and slurp pilled

>>51169396
>>Vitadick Butt-enterin

>>51169126
>newfags first vitalik benis moment
https://youtu.be/qD-IbiVpcT8?t=177

>>51169191
This comment is underrated

>>51169126
bet he's looking at a child

>>51169126
he just like me fr fr

>>51169443
cope, you will never get that big buterin cock

>>51181876
ur a retard

>>51181047
OmiseGO? More like OmiseWentNowhere
Did we really wait all these years just for the failure that is Boba?

>>51174616

>>51181047
Only two people in this video have had sex (with a woman). Guess which ones.

is this what he meant with "proof of steak"?

>>51170026
anon has a bearish outlook on the macrocockenomic conditions based on his penile TA

>>51169126
This is being pervert at max. Frigging jeet. The only thing I'm bullish is with the adoption of crypto payments. For me Utrust solves that purpose cheap and fast.

We are in clown world I wouldn’t be surprised if this signals the ETH/BTC flip

>>51169191
lmao

>>51183773
Kek. I think we're still yet to witness the next bull season but Crypto payments would come in handy. Another concern is securing assets in the crypto space. ORE Vault has been helpful with that so far.

>>51183834
This is definitely something I'd like to see.

>>51184333
What's that? Never heard before. But Anon I have personally used crypto to buy me a an iPhone recently and I am happy I got to earn cashback on that transaction Desu.

>>51169126
its obvious he did this on purpose to stay relevant and to create memes. guy is losing his pull

>>51169376
Came here to say this. And an ugly as hell one as well.

>>51173451
He is peak performance dam

>>51174498
kek

>>51185515
That's awesome desu. Hope you managed to get that. For now I'm just planning to hold and not spend. Just DCA on few Bluechips like QRDO, metis, and UTK.

>>51185807
Smart decision. But I would rather save upon ETH and when the bull run begins and when I make some profit I would rather convert it it stable or pay ETH to get myself a house in Dubai, Spain or in Portugal for all you know jeet.

>>51185515
Seems you're behind the times anon. ORE Vault is a security tool that helps users keep their funds safe. Earning cashback is a good perk I guess.

>>51170444
KEK

>>51181814
>comment
go back

>>51174498

>>51171347
Yeah. It's not a bad time to accumulate chad. I have my eyes on a few assets like MINA, RAIL and KEEP which have shown potential.

>>51182232
https://files.catbox.moe/lz5pcq.mp4

>>51169126
this guy is the biggest retard homo ever

>>51187522
You're not even kidding, there's a rumor he has a gay lover that's on the shib moderation team

>>51169126
THE DONG THAT SAVED THE MARKET

he's got a dildo in his pants. that shit at the top is the suction cup/fake balls part. your balls don't stick out that that. it's the exact side profile view of a dildo. it's a joke. you guys are dumb as fuck.

apparently yeah
very bullish

>>51169126
Honestly it's pretty gross that y'all are making fun of and sexualizing his body without his consent.

>>51169126
Bullish as fuck, in both senses of the word.

>>51189273
that's great PR, that's what he needed to stop being seen as an asexual nerd. tons of girls will now be more interested in him. that boner is also believed to have saved the crypto markets. millions of people need hope rn and that hardon is imposing itself as such

Vitalik is impress

holy FUCK this is one funny thread jesus christ

>>51169126
Big dick energy is always bullish.

>>51169126
that's clearly a microphone

>>51174616
Audibly kekked, thanks anon

>>51170232
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>>51170146
>>51170094
>>51170026

you guys are so fucking gay
Ticker: GAY

>>51170026
srsly this.

>>51169126
>>51170026
srsly this.
also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJVYn44kVM0

>>51170646
Imagine living life having to see your brow every waking second. This man lives in hell.

>>51170026
>our news is based on coomer mentality
sad

>>51169191
heheh

I wish my penis was that huge

Flacid is so fucking small, is a shame to wear trunks

Erect it must be like 16/17 cm, like 6,69 inches

>>51182754
Vitalik and the chick in the plaid sleeveless?

>>51170094
How else do you think ethereum ports on multichain projects?

>>51170646
he's ugly af and a sperg. only reason any girl would want to sleep with him is because he's rich.

>>51170444
TAbros...

>>51169126
Kek this thread still up? There has been 6-7 lunc threads come and gone already

At last I truly see

>>51169126
This represent the exact opposite of women's bitcoin dinner if you ask me

>>51185807
I guess everyone has an eye out for blue chips. I'm holding BTC, MATIC, ORE, and JUNO. I also do my DCA after every paycheck.

>>51199007
Cope. He has chad facial features and would look like a KGB assassin if he bothered to eat and work out.

>>51199156
>has chad facial features
kek yeah right

this board has become a low tier reddit meme , you poorfags have no chance and i'm done wasting my time on this utter trash sub. Get fucked plebs you will be forever poor

>>51169126
Why is noone making a vita coin?
High, poweful and stiff gains

>>51170026
>black coping
Or
>Wigger sad because cracka's Big White Shark is bigger than his Black Bvll's penor

>>51199478
See you tomorrow

>>51169126

Hung like a horse.

>>51169126
why do those jeans have back pockets on the front