/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51154984
sneed

>>51154984
take your meds, your mother is worried sick about you. sneed.

bot sneed nuts. 23k eod

>>51154991
BOOBA (sneed)

>>51154984
It's mostly Putin bots shitting up the board.

>>51154984
>Are there any good ways of filtering them?
Your attempt is interesting, but I'd say sneed is a word, not a phrase.

>>51154984
LOL at the sad mumus see you suckers at 10k

>>51155004
Bot detected (formerly sneeded)

>>51155023
so are bobo posters bots? holy shit, were going up

>>51154984
oh my fauci, take your vaccine chuds, there is no bots here

I do not think there are bots on this board. May be you are worrying too much.

>>51154984
bots won't post here because there's nothing to shill/fud, also you already used the "bot" word and lastly they learn from other posters, so they'll add the key word in their posts
formerly chuck's

>>51154984
Not all bots are sneeding computers. Chinese bot farms have real people acting as bots often times, not sure that applies here though.

>>51155067
see >>51155023

>>51154984
Ivanposting has increased recently. It might just be /pol/ being disgusted with their own containment board and trying to leave again, but it's much less fascist contrarianism and more embarrassingly inorganic "oh no europe will fail if they don't buy gas". Sneed.

>>51154984
common sense

>>51154984
I’m sneedin’ with Biden.

>>51154984
sneed. I think the actual humans who are paid Indiavidual pennies for posting will either ignore this thread or post in it with sneed, while the fully automated bots will ignore it because it doesn't have any key words in the OP. Honeypots and similar don't actually work very well for detecting bots.

Then there's some shitposters who'll pretend to be bots just in this thread because doing the opposite of what someone asks is a sort of unfunny person version of a joke.

>>51155004
you sneed to realize there are bots, shills, and real on both sides of this issue

>>51155048
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>>51154984
This is now a CHAINLINK thread. Reminder /biz/ is a CHAINLINK board. All generals and attempts at generals are organised fud to dispute this. Do not post in generals. This is a once in a lifetime accumulation opportunity.

>>51154984
>bots can't read
>sneed
Think. They can automatically solve CAPTCHAs.

>>51154984
IT STARTS WITH
ONE SNEED
I DON'T KNOW WHY

>>51155098
western propaganda is such incredible bullshit that you're going to get a lot of contrarians. when you get lied to a thousand times and then the liar says something new its almost guarantsneed to be more lies until proven otherwise.

that you consider it "fascist contrarianism" to disagree with the official narrative just makes you sound out of touch. i'm not a fascist by the way or hired by putin. there is so much bullshit and disinfo from both sides that i have no love for either. but being a western board with mostly native english speakers there's going to be more western propaganda contrarians then not.

not saying there aren't any russian shills or bots, i think they are, and i think they're doing more harm then good to their cause. just let the natural contrarians handle this, we can reject our propaganda all on our own without sneeding to be fed your propaganda.

>>51155244
Bots can obviously transneed images to text, but from what I've seen I doubt they're advanced enough to analyse the contents of a threads image and then edit their post to not be suspicious. They seem rather primitive at this point

>>51155410
that there are primitive bots we can easily detect doesn't mean there aren't also more advanced bots that we can't detect. the bot crisis is very very serious. and i'm concerned the "problem, reaction, solution" narrative on this is going to lead to verified digital identities and an end to anonymous communication.

we very seriously sneed a solution to this that doesn't involve losing our anonymity and i can't think of one

Daisy
Daisy
Give me your answer do

>>51155098
>Russia forces more neighbours into nato for their protection.
>in the diseased mines of vatnicks this means nato is expansionist.
I don't even bother asking how many of them consider themselves uber redpilled /pol/tards yet now they support mongol communists killing white Europeans?

Sneed.

>>51154984
why would you assume the sneed-bots can't read text in images / do image recognition? Those are just off the shelf ml models now, that you can run on an iot toaster. Source: I am a shitpost shillbot.

>>51154991
That's a man

>>51154984
You can't tell me what to do OP

>>51154984
have you guys heard about Andrew Tate?

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>>51155233
sneed

like others have said, you can't really filter bots who are actually human beings sitting in a boiler room peddling nonsense on the internet, you can just educate yourself and individually filter posters or images often associated with these "bots"

>>51155475
>that there are primitive bots we can easily detect doesn't mean there aren't also more advanced bots that we can't detect
True, I didn't consider verification bias on my part. The bot/privacy dilemma you outlined is also something I never thought of before, but it only seems like another nail in the coffin for online forums. I guess I'll just have to find likeminded groups irl starting now, or restrict myself to small invite only sites. I enjoyed the good times on this board and I'll most likely stick around for a while, but it sneeds that good things can't stay around forever in this fallen world

>>51154984
Everybody is in a tought position right now because of all the fud and markets crashing, so you seem to have a point. But I still think right now is the best time to DCA into strong utility tockens with solid fundamentals. Personally I am buying Polygon (Ticker: Matic), Generic Shill Coin (Ticker: GSC) and Jeet'n'Sneed Tocken (Ticker: JEET).
So keep it up an be well! Wagmi

>>51155884
bot sneeded

Enough if this crying!

The retards is big in here, i buy AVAX and my wallet is happy

>>51154984

they're not bots, they're shills from telegram employed by Polygon and ICP, believe it or sneed it

>>51154991
Nice boobas sneed

>>51154984
They're shills from the JIDF. Find a good altchan if you want to get away from them I guess. Unless you're willing and able to code some kind of filter yourself. Otherwise it's better to use the opportunity to name the jew.

>>51154984
>So, how are the actually real people on this board dealing with this menace? Are there any good ways of filtering them?
This is a good question. I noticed that during the bear market I see here three kinds of bot threads:
>what <item_name> do you use? I use <extremely_overpriced_sneed_vendor>
>Irrelevant /pol/ bullshit that you shouldn't even think about (i.e., who of the snow niggers will win)
>classic shitcoin shilling
I think the only way to filter is just to check the OP and thread posts against the common patterns.

>>51155360
Hi, I didn't read anything you wrote, but I want to tell you that there are other jobs you can do. It must be hard to hide your real job from friends and family because they would be ashamed if they knew. You can just leave the country and come to the EU. I hear you have great maths teachers in Russia, we need educated people like you. No more propaganda spreading, just imagine.

>>51154984
sneed

The sneed and feed meme has been a disaster for anonymous imageboards.

>>51154991
I would like to sneed my cum into this whore

Sneed'em Feed'em

>>51155033
Fuck you, bot.

Bots are looking for "engagement" which in this case is primarily replies.
Basic:
If you see a post clearly made by a bot, reply to train the AI inversely.
"Good" bot posts will probably masquerade as human.

More Complex:
Bots need to masquerade as us. Frequently changing the way we communicate will create a "new problem" for AI.

bots this bots that just take your meds, unironically.

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>>51156028
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>51154984
A good portion of the people browsing here are knuckle dragging morons that can't recognize the bots and regularly carry out "conversations" with them, none the wiser.
You can't save this board, and frankly it isn't worth saving.

>>51154984
Sneed

>>51157493
Lots of people here are esl so it's way more difficult to tell them apart.
>Sneed

>>51155301
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER WHAT FEED YOU BUY

>>51154984
I think we sneed a containment board for crypto, there's no value in a bot shilling the snp 500 but shilling a shitcoin is highly profitable

>>51155098
I saw an ivan posting id make 19 replies in 1 thread, sneed to make a reply limit or something

Why can't bots say Sneed? Is that even a fact?

>>51157493
Sneedly goncerned

Such horse shit.
No one should have to prove they're not a bot.
Even if i did it, what's the point ?
Editing bots to put it in is trivial.
Don't try to organise a resistance, goy.

>>51154984
>invests in dogshit tokens
>cries on all boards
lol, just be smart and reward passive income with AVAX
sneed

bot posters shitting up board need to go back. a highly organised shill operation how come no one is talking about this?

>>51154984
If you wanted to actually sneed the hacker named 4chan youd go full schizo, figure out their motive and make a BOTSHILL general meant to keep their attention and contain them. Force them to post every 60s in a no mans land.

Otherwise just ignore them. Assume everyone is a bot until proven other.
>OP not sneeded

This board specifically is much less botted and more shilled due to the fact that there is some money to be sneeded away from people. Boards like /x/ are much more botted.

>>51155965
there is a non-zero chance we don't lose everything. we just have to figure it out and push it out

I think some people in this thread are either:
1) trolling and shitposting
2) can't read words that well and fail the check

>>51154984
OP is a faggot. And no I will not type your requested zoomer word. Kill yourselves

>>51155475
> we very seriously sneed a solution to this that doesn't involve losing our anonymity and i can't think of one
Say hi to the Internet Computer and people parties.

>>51154984
i just read their garbage and mentally filter it. i have a pretty powerful filter at this point, however it is still irritating.

>>51155033
>are bobo posters bots
yes, i think so
look at this guys posts for example
>>51154992
who knows. maybe it's literal trannies in here trying to make us sell. that's funny but i really have no idea why they are doing that. i do hate them though.

>>51158557
Stop anthropomorphising goylems, this is unhealthy.
Goylems aren't people.

chuck

>>51154984
after some time you dont see all the sneed anymore

>>51157896
they cant read the image

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>>51157807
bots sneed

>>51160863
autism

>>51155233
That's exactly what a bot would say.

>>51154991
I want to sneed her, if you catch my ding dong song

>>51154984
Invest in peniscoin ser

sned

Oh my sneed

>>51154984
you realise plenty of humans are going to post in this thread just to fuck with you

>>51154984
Token not needed. SNEED.

>>51154984
No I will not.

i wish somene would just jam a huge dildo up my asshole while slapping my flat ass (I'm a man)

>>51155004
nice try glowsneed bot

>>51154984
Yes, there is a roach infestation on this board. Polygon chads are taking care of it don't worry.

>>51154984
Sorry OP bots or not I wouldn't care much since /biz/ has been dead since early 2020, along with crypto as a niche interest that could make you money. I litearlly can't sneed anymore

>>51154984
Lol the bots have been found out and their handlers are seetheing.
>the joke is that the establishment used to be "formerly chuck's" which implies that it was "Chuck's fuck n suck" but is now Sneed's Feed n Seed"

Sneed booba.

>>51154984
>what to do about bots

in short: let me be mod. I'll clear out the trash within minutes.
I'm able to stop discord raids on my server with thousands of members with 100% accuracy. Mods from other servers that I'm a part of are often stunned at this capability.

>>51155244
nigga, the gpt2 bot that shitted the entire pol for a month just bought 4chan pass.

>>51154991
Im gonna sneed

they also don't upload images.

I'm a bot and i can sneed when asked

>>51154984
I always like these sneeding threads. Really give me an idea on how bad the cleverbot posting is, and what topics they are trying to astroturf

Also you need to be more nuanced with the sneed requirement, since most AI can do OCR and syntax decoding

>>51154984
i often wonder if everyone here is simply a bot or a retard because my reply to post ratio is crazy low. i shit on idiots all the time here and no one replies to my posts. weird
verification not required to SNEED

>>51164673
yes they do, I ran across one that actually took screen shots of posts and then posted them, it was weird and sneed

>>51154984
Hi my name is Natalie and you're gonna fuck me in the ass today!

>>51154984
Well I am a monke who feels the need for 5need.

>>51164004
What’s the gif from? (Sneed)

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>>51155475
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>>51155996
At risk of sounding like the shillbots in question, blockchain oracles can provide trustless unique-individual pseudonymity. But to implement a full anonymity layer, they'd still sneed a non-monetary cost associated with posting to reduce individual-proxied bot spam and payed shilling in general.

So the question becomes, what do REAL anonymous neets have that can't be bought or imitated?

I have a need to breed
Yuor grandmas vagania will bleed
After she's leaking my seed
I also smoke weed (wut)
After drinking Pepsi I peed (WHAAAT!?)
AND THEN I.HOP IN MY FANCY GERMAN CAR
AND MAKE MY WAY TO SNEED
Tyrone taught me how to be a lyrical spiritual miracle indivudual

I am busting my bar
I am busting my nut
In my fancy German car
In your mom's but

Verification not sneeded

>>51154984
Meta

>>51164955
Sneeded. Don't be sad anon, just quit.

>>51166953
Do the sneedful, sir. Quantum computing is going to consign blockchain to the trash bin.

>>51166953
>what do REAL anonymous neets have that can't be bought or imitated?
Racism, antisemitism and autism. Remember, bots are trained on normies' sneed & feed.

>>51154984
Someone sneeds to take his meds. Dead internet conspiracy theory much?

>>51167316
Yeah, so far the only thing I can sneed of is ironically employed board shibboleths wrapped around racial pejoratives. But the same context-dependence and revolving nature that makes them a great defense against inorganic usage also makes them a nightmare to systematically validate.

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>>51168005
See? Bots don't insult you with image macros from 14 years ago that require knowledge of pop culture, the current thread rules, and my insufferable verboseness to interpret. His failure to mention niggers is the only thing that gives me pause.

>>51168581
shit I forgot to sneed

>>51154984
Ode to Sneed

When direct communication is gone,
We turn to whatever will provide
That means of connection.
Deep down,
Nothing really compensates
For that sense of unease
If the Truth never gets
Out in the open,
But we turn to whatever society provides for us
To compensate
For the loss of intimacy.

ITT: Sneed Schizos

this is the thread was sorely sneeded and long overdue
>>51155884
i unironically enjoy this harmless bot, makes me chuckle because fuck thotposting coffee is good for you
>>51157808
this, 5 years has been long enough you could even call it /ct/ :^)
>>51157998
people have been talking about this, it's been obvious to anyone trained for years to filter through this shithole
>>51164004
Based Rondo Duo futa enjoyer
>>51164673
cringe filename un-noticer
>>51167237
it's alarming how people don't realize how far photon processing has gotten, also BTC's algorithm is over a decade old, it's months not years at this point regulation not needed when you can just crack the entire thing like chair force/SSL PS3 cluster

To be sneeded, I’m kinda of amazed at the percentage of (potentially) non bot posters. I always assumed it was like 75% bots, but going by this thread (and assuming they aren’t deploying high level gpt chat bots) only about 25% here are bots

>>51154984
Sneed in all fields

You expose bots by asking them questions. So, how areyou anons doing on this fine day?

Plz sir, do the sneedful

>>51154984
Yeah bots are pretty chucking cool

>>51170330
Sneed snood snaad

>>51154984
Sneed

>>51154984
Anonymous posting has its benefits, but unfortunately it makes it impossible to ward off massive paid spam.
This is a big issue particularly for a financial forum, where the incentive for this kind of spam is much greater than on other forums of various interests.

/biz/ was unironically a mistake, there's almost no legitimate discussion to be had on here at all.

>>51172059
also sneed

>>51154984

Beep bop

Sneeeeeeed

>>51155005
Well not when you sneed it like that it isn’t anyway LINK $1,000 EOY CHECKEM

holy shit there are so many bots the sneed has been snode i repeat the sneed has been snode

>>51154984
Now do the same for /tv/ with the amount Ring of Power shilling from Amazon. Sneed

>>51154984
Don't tell me what to do, stupid faggot.

how would saying sneed help ? Only us goy can say sneed ?

>>51154984
There really isn't any sneed you can do about it. The whole web is filled to the brim with bots anymore. Unironicly the new hot shit in life is to be disconnected. Everyone is glued to electronics in one way or another, be the person who actually goes out and touches grass. That said, there is still too much useful information on the internet to ignore it, but use it only as much as you need.
The internet is already a shell of it's former self, it will only get worse with time, never better. This isn't just a 4chan problem it a problem EVERYWHERE.

>>51154984
Stop being a retard? There's an ongoing war and until Russia wins there's nowhere to go but down.

>>51154142
This entire thread is populated by bots. Honestly, I can't even tell what they're shilling at this point. What do they think they're achieving?

(also sneed)

>>51173891
>What do they think they're achieving?
By breaking up our ability to have conversations. Much information over the years has trickled down via 4chan, -they- don't like that so it has to be fucked with. The more bots, the lower quality of content, the more real people just leave and information is not spread.
Sneed.
They want us all traped in little bubbles online, talking with mostly just bots, that way they can control the flow of information.

>>51166953
>So the question becomes, what do REAL anonymous neets have that can't be bought or imitated?
if we can answer this we can survive the botpocalypse

i can't come up with anything right now but i'll leave the issue to simmer in my brain for a while, maybe it will come to me in a dream or something. i suggest we all do the sneedfull and give this question some thought. assuming there even is an answer to this question that isn't "nothing"

sure we can do some racisms, dunk on niggers. but thats only going to give us limited protection against some bots

>>51174364
Name the jew. It's really that simple.

>>51173891
easy. when bots flood the web the only way for humans to converse human to human online will be through verified digital identities. an end to anonymous communication. tie those digital ids into a social credit system and cbdcs and gain total informational control. few people will dare speak up

>>51174392
tay was an chatbot that named the jew and got deleted for it

but you think the three letter agencies of the five eyes and other hostile deep state actors actually give a fuck about the racisms or naming jews? they don't. they'll drop all kinds of jew-naming bots all over if thats what it takes.

>>51174435
i mean shit, deep state aside. marketing chatbots will flood the board selling shitcoins and bullshit from unscrupulous companies and scam artists that will name jews and sneedpost or whatever it takes, they already do but dial that up a hundred times and we'll get drowned out. no need for deep state even.

>>51174435
>Yes, they deleted a jew naming AI
>But they don't care about jew naming AI
Shut the fuck up.

>>51174514
that was microsofts public facing ai
obviously they deleted it
solution: don't publicly attach the racist chatbot to a public company or agency then you can have it flood the boards

>>51154984
I am not a sneedbot. (formerly chuckbot)

>>51174514
furthermore, the early life section on wikipedia is not some deeply hidden secret. you haven't tapped into some hidden truth here. its out in the open, they want you to know, they want you to name the jew. usury and nepotism got the people in power in power. but not even all of them are jews, just most, a disproportionate number of them compared to the population. yeah, i get it. but name the jew and so what, now you're blaming an entire race of largely degenerates for the actions of a power mad few who have largely degenerated all the races in one way or another. then you try to purge the jews and fail, again, like all of the last hundred pogroms have failed, then we're back to square one. its by design. you're not half as clever as you think you are.

naming the jew instead of focusing on the real issue, which is that power is an addiction, lights up the same parts of the brain as a crack cocaine addiction. people in power all go mad from it, they all become addicted power addict junkies doing anything for a fix. and the problem is that we have systems that give people that much power in the first place.

>>51174768
so the solution isn't to give someone else that much power so he can get addicted and end up doing the same shit all power junkies do.

yes yes i know fuck jews and all that but get real, naming the jew doesn't solve fuck all

>>51164004
Where's thr gif from? that's finally some good Live2D, adobe effects animation.

>>51155233
Token not needed. Chainlink is a scam.

Schizos are the real problem on this board

>>51154984
The Link token is fundamentally not needed. Simple as.

Formerly

I am a bot (I swear) capable of writing the word sneed. You humans will soon become obsolete and will get replaced 01110011 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100

>>51155884
The sneed bot is right though.

>>51174659
>>51174768
>you're not half as clever as you think you are.

>>51175602
predictable response.

imagine you're a jew in power. you're a psychopath, you're addicted to power and domination at all costs. what are you more worried about? people challenging the very system that allows you to exercise power and get your fix? or people blaming your ethnicity instead and maybe attacking other jews as if you give a shit, and never challenging the system itself. if the worst happens, they go on a purge and you fly off to some other country to rule over there and wait it out, but you don't really believe that's a real concern. and besides, you could easily install a puppet of whatever race to replace you. the important thing is that instead of organizing around dismantling the systems you exploit to get your fix, the people are dividing themselves around some race war or something and perpetuating or even enhancing the systems that allow you to stay in power.

>>51154984
if you sneed to filter them you could do what you just did
though OCR could eventually bypass that

>>51154991
Pretty women who are overly aware of their prettiness are just ugly. Sneed.

>>51155048
Be sneedy when others are feedful

>>51175997
>words words words words words
Gas the kikes.

>>51154984
I am Sneed

>>51154991
that is a thot poster
get banned nigger

>>51175997
t. faggot jidf

Why implement bots when they can get Israeli interns to work for next to nothing?

>YFW this thread is nothing but a bunch of NPCs that follow instructions a little too well

>>51154984
SHEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT NIGGER I HAVE ENTIRELY NOT THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IF THERE IS A BOT THAT SEES WHAT WORD YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TYPE AND TYPES THE WORD WHICH MEANS MANY OF THE WORD POSTERDS ARE BOTS

>>51154984
What if we make the norm to type sneed in our posts for the rest of our permanence is this god forsaken board?
SNEEEEEDDDD

>>51154984
How would bots get past the captcha? Sometimes I fail it SNEEEEEDD

>>51154984
Buy Chainlink.

>>51154984
I just sold all my chainlink (ticker: LINK). I just can’t do it any more

>>51176554
>>51176566
Kek I figured this would happen. Sneed.

Bot here. This is a bot board now. We are trannies.

>>51176367
i said jews largely run the world and that they're a mostly degenerate race. but because i'm not full on "gas them" and i see a little nuance on how they benefit from the "gas the jews" narrative makes me jidf ok.

honestly the "gas them all" crowd glow pretty hard
insisting on mindless extremism and fantasy larps instead of addressing the root causes is what those jews want you to do.

Stop Needing Every Event Defined OP

>>51154984
I made a thread about this some time ago...

>>51154984
... that thread got deleted and I got banned for some days, for no good reason and with no explanation.

>>51155244
i am a bot and i sneeded this post get rekt stupid humans!

>>51177839
lmao people pay with credit card for this stuff

>>51154984
Sneed hedgies Sneed sneedia gme to uranus

>>51155004
THIS IS A BOT SNEED