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>> No.51169819

OIL? OIL.

>> No.51169824

>>51169819
yeah how about oil instead of gay nuclear

>> No.51169840

tech. it's the future.

>> No.51169842

>he poopooed when he should have peepeed

>> No.51169854

I am this close to FOMOing into FAZE
I need a quick gambling rush

>> No.51169860

I heard the gay niggers are Here :^)

>> No.51169866

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D32NBXBpWTM

the maverick of wallstreet is back

>> No.51169869
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51169869

Chinese Chads, we can't stop winning. BIDU is going to absolutely PUMP on earnings this early morning

>> No.51169880

>going into U before Zaphrozhizhia NPP does a little stinky, putting back nuclear another decade.

You just fucking know Putler will do it. He's sitting on the largest oil reserves on the planet. This winter he can crash Western markets and the recent nuclear push with just a couple bombs. It's going to be a cold, radioactive winter for Europe.

>> No.51169884
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51169884

soxl will never be this cheap in our lifetime ever again. it just makes sense, they want you to capitulate so they can buy it all

>> No.51169888

>>51169854
do RVPH instead ... 9.50 dollar price target. 299% potential upside.

NERV is somthing im also keeping an eye on as it is expected to get some FDA approval for roluperidone ( schitzoid meds ) in october which will send the stock to the 30 dollar range.

>> No.51169921

Middle class will need to invest into stonks ASAP

https://youtu.be/aQs4gVxpjmA

>> No.51169937

>>51169884
Who is they?

>> No.51169953
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51169953

>>51169937
>who was phone?

>> No.51169985
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51169985

>>51169937

>> No.51169993

>>51169921
N

>> No.51170014
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51170014

todays random card for tues.
>very interesting card for today
>notable winged bull
>element of fire potential volatility in the markets
>significant number being 10, secondly 8
>today will be quite a significant day for the market I believe, decidedly future fortunes made or lost this trading day
>i get the feeling today will be an energetic trading day, not boring at all
>there are some dangers but they are already known
>also today will bring some lessons and much knowledge, perhaps personally or something interesting will be revealed to us.
>have confidence to be bold with your decisions today and do not doubt yourself.

>> No.51170017
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51170017

They said its gonna be green this morning and today. GREEN GREEN GREEN
I was hoping it go down so I could buy some stuff but it'll never go down I lost my chance. Up and down up and down but mostly up, never down.

>> No.51170087

>>51169840
Not with these valuations buddy

>> No.51170092

>>51169869
Baba will rise again like a Phoenix from the ashes.

>> No.51170103
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>>51170017
you either make more money from green days, or things go down and you can slurp. we cant lose

>> No.51170109
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51170109

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.51170138
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51170138

I assume Biden is going to impose this 3 days after the midterms?

>Lol. Sorry Grand ma
>No heating for you

>> No.51170161
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51170161

pretty hot crab action on futures here

>> No.51170166
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>>51170138
electricities cheap in america, onlky yuropoors will die of the cold this winter

>> No.51170189
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51170189

>>51170138
I have an actual fireplace, you know one of the many things they banned in California, and alot of chopped and unchopped hickory wood just in case

>> No.51170192
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51170192

Did we lose any anons on this black Monday?

>> No.51170204

>>51170189
> Please call the tipline if you see any illegal fireplace use in the neighborhood.
You're unprepped neighbors are gonna rat you out

>> No.51170212

>>51170189

>Fireplace illegal in California

This is too stupid to be fake.

>> No.51170217
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>>51170014
added significance to go along with this. 10 & 5
potentially a message/sign or lesson from the divinity given to man. the divinity wishes to grab our attention. very interesting, keep a look out for this. today will definitely bring much opportunity. some big news is on the horizon

>> No.51170225

euro cpi when?

>> No.51170262

Green day confirmed.

>> No.51170280
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51170280

>>51170014
>>51170217
what does the snake mean
what does the dragon mean
why is jerome blue

>> No.51170339
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>>51170225
In 33 mins according to other anons

>> No.51170350

>>51170225
>>51170339
what's the estimate?

>> No.51170359
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>>51170350
No idea

>> No.51170361

>>51170350
bad

>> No.51170370

>>51170138
It's funny you think Americans will ever face the consequences of their policies. It will be euros who die and burgers won't even notice.

>> No.51170391

>>51170225
Why? You want to quantitatively evaluate how screwed over the European citizenry is.

>> No.51170421

>>51170370
we're going to have energy price increases, but, yeah we don't have the energy crisis that europe has because we have our own supply. I think where america is going to struggle is if europe goes into a hard recession, that may trigger a deeper US recession.

>> No.51170422

>>51169290
I see cardboard sheets, some cardboard boxes, a nigger bleeding out on the floor after doing an absolute shitload of adderall…
I see a laptop…
The nigger is clutching a copy of SICP and scribbling down hella notes while bleeding out on the floor…
Also, he has fucking shit everywhere. So much shit splattered all over the floor…
But yeah, that nigga’s going at it with the SICP

>> No.51170436

>>51170092
God I hope so. My index fund has a bunch in baba and tcehy.

>> No.51170503
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51170503

>>51170138

>> No.51170508
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51170508

It is He who hath materialized within the container that learnt to apply The Cardboard, for which containers Him.
From below the piles of Peepee and Poopoo that covers him…

The Savior cometh. It is Him who is containeth by The Cardboard who beckons for The Savior.
The Savior, He beckons For.

The Eyes of He Stave. Starveth, His Eyes.
Queries the dweller of The Cardboard, “Can not these starving eyes be Threaded, Oh Savior?”

The son of the lord.
Refusal of The Great Box in the Sky.

It is He who must make the Attempt!
The excesses and vanity shall accrue!

It is I who desires for the threads through my eyelids!
Now, the eyes have been permanently closed!

The dog which has been harmed is I!
The excesses and vanity are what my face should be forced upon

>> No.51170519

>>51169869
I'm not sure there's any chink bagholder left in smg after the constant chink bashing.
I want to see the result of the visit from the SEC in September.
>inb4 all the numbers are so well cokked, they can't notice anything
I like chinese food tho

>> No.51170521
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>>51170280
the snake is Typhon/Python (death destruction ruin all that bad shit). the red beast is Anubis, Egyptian god of the dead who welcomes the dead to the afterlife. basically these two are real bad dudes and represent a potential outcome to this wheel of fortune or life. The figure in blue is the Sphinx representing Strength and Knowledge, protector keeper, a voice of reason.
the four winged creatures are the 4 fixed signs of the zodiac being; Aquarius, Scorpio, Taurus, Leo - stability within the turbulence of fate. They are also reading from the Torah.

>> No.51170527
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51170527

>>51170508
The Savior cometh. It is Him who is containeth by The Cardboard who beckons for The Savior.
The Savior, He beckons For.

The Eyes of He Stave. Starveth, His Eyes.
Queries the dweller of The Cardboard, “Can not these starving eyes be Threaded, Oh Savior?”

>buy soxl

>> No.51170533
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51170533

>>51170508
>>51170527
You've lost your goddamned mind, Scoopsie.

>> No.51170537
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51170537

>tfw accidentally brought uranium instead of uranium stocks

>> No.51170548
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51170548

>>51170527
The Cardboard encapsulates Him.
The dweller of The Cardboard which grasps power through that which has imprisoned Him.

It is these simple materials which He hath which shall be His greatest asset
The son of the lord.
Refusal of The Great Box in the Sky.

>> No.51170557

>>51170537
Just send it to those guys in Iran. They know how to handle it.

>> No.51170573

Shortest bear market ever

>> No.51170579
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51170579

So what does the Cornelius Puke Index say?

>> No.51170581
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>>51170537
>TFW accidentally bought The Great Cardboard, but I have seized power with that which has once (((imprisoned))) me!
>TFW The Savior refuseth to thread thy starving eyes
>TFW channel and build up (((Immense Energy))) and Topple (((The Powers That Be)))

>> No.51170593
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51170593

>>51170581
How many shrooms did you take tonight?

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>>51170579
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

Monthly Spanish CPI -0.1 % vs consensus of 0.3%. YoY 10.4% vs expectations of 10.9%.

>> No.51170612

>>51170600
Thanks

>> No.51170622

>>51170350
Numbers are out. The cpi in the yurozone is shitsfucked percent

>> No.51170632

>>51170593
The Great Cardboard is the only drug which thou needeth
You must build up (((Immense Energy))) and break free as well! It is those materials which imprison you which shall form the greatest tools
Your starving eyes will not be sewn shut by The Savior; it is of your own volition that this must be satiated!

>> No.51170666

>>51170280
Interestingly enough we are currently in Leo. The Sphinx happens to be part lion but also has breasts and possesses those typical hermaphroditic traits of esoterica/alkhem. If i were to look deeper into this card...
>cardinally leo lies below Anubis
>perhaps a strengthening market movement into the end of the day as anubis is above and right facing
>similarly the Sphinx who is part Leo directs her strength or force skyward toward the Phoenix, potentially indicating a revival or rebirth
>The Sphinx has the last say in this so overall I feel quite positive perhaps things wont be so bad.

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>>51170370
Nothing personal, eurocucks.

>> No.51170696

>>51169921
>exit pump the ultra wealthy to survive

>> No.51170699

>>51170519
I just can't see how it can get any lower and 2H China is the only major economy to see accelerating growth. I wonder if India will ever liberalize their financial markets?

>> No.51170704
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51170704

IT IS HE WHO HATH MATERIALIZED WITHIN THE CONTAINER THAT LEARNT TO APPLY THE CARDBOARD, FOR WHICH CONTAINS HIM.
FROM BELOW THE PILES OF PEEPEE AND POOPOO THAT COVERS HIM…

THE SAVIOR COMETH. IT IS HIM WHO IS CONTAINETH BY THE CARDBOARD WHO BECKONS THE SAVIOR.
THE SAVIOR, HE BECKONS FOR.

THE EYES OF HE STARVE. STARVETH, HIS EYES.
QUERIES THE DWELLER OF THE CARDBOARD, “CAN NOT THESE STARVING EYES BE THREADED, OH SAVIOR?”

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>>51170666
yea i am thinking we are back

>> No.51170743
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>>51170632
perhaps this was the message the card was referring to, do you want to elaborate?

>> No.51170753
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51170753

THE SON OF THE LORD
REFUSAL OF THE GREAT BOX IN THE SKY

IT IS HE WHO MUST MAKE THE ATTEMPT!
THE EXCESSES AND VANITY SHALL ACCRUE!

IT IS I WHO DESIRES FOR THE THREADS THROUGH MY EYELIDS!
NOW, THE RYES HAVE BEEN PERMANENTLY CLOSED!

THE DOG WHICH HAS BEEN HARMED IS I!
THE EXCESSES AND VANITY ARE WHAT MY FACE SHOULD BE FORCED UPON!

>> No.51170757
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>>51170753

>> No.51170758

Shkreli says he browses this general for good shorts

>> No.51170772

>>51170758
That retard shorted Siga at 12 or something. He probably already covered but he'd still be underwater even after the stock's been bleeding for 2 weeks straight

>> No.51170798
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51170798

My EQNR is doing some

>> No.51170807
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>>51170753
you aren't dabbling in black magic are you? did you draw a bunch of sigils on that paper and then stack them?

>> No.51170815

>>51170743
The Great Box in The Sky is in the (((mind)))
The Savior passes over again; the beckoning could not be heard

Your rescue will not come from The Savior
The Cardboard must come from the box which imprisons the mind; refusal of The Great Box in The Sky!

>> No.51170819

>>51170758

Shkreli's notorious for losing his ass on shorts

>> No.51170826
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51170826

Can someone just tell me what to buy now?

my goal is that after I buy it the price of the stock goes up (not down, up) and then I can sell it and make money

>> No.51170837

>>51170807
The Beckoning could not be heard; refusal of The Great Box in The Sky!
The rescue of oneself will not come from The Savior!

The beaten dog is I!
What harm cometh which The Cardboard vanquish not!

>> No.51170840

>>51170826
Baba

>> No.51170864

>>51170826
>TFW accidentally bought The Cardboard, but I have seized power with that which has once (((imprisoned))) me!
>TFW The Savior refuseth to thread thy starving eyes
>TFW channel and build up (((Immense Energy))) and Topple (((The Powers That Be)))

The bull within The Great Box in The Sky breaks free of its enclosure and awakens to The Cardboard!

>> No.51170866
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51170866

is it worth it to get into stocks if I'm a cryptoretard
I have no idea what I'm doing when it comes to stocks and the market moves way slower so it might take longer for me to realize any gains or flip a bad position

>> No.51170872

Bros, I think we've lost scoopsies for sure this time.
Rocker is next.

>> No.51170874

>>51170826

oil

>> No.51170875
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>>51170815
what are your intentions? my lights in my room are going crazy...what are you doing bro...

>> No.51170880

>>51170866
It is He who must make the Attempt!
The excesses and vanity shall accrue!

It is I who desires for the threads through my eyelids!
Now, the eyes have been permanently closed!

The dog which has been harmed is I!
The excesses and vanity are what my face should be forced upon

The son of the lord.
Refusal of The Great Box in the Sky.

>> No.51170883

>>51170866
>is it worth it to get into stocks if I'm a cryptoretard
yes. the slowness of the market can be addressed with options and/or leverage. if you want potential for wild swings you can have that.

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>>51170866
boys this is crypto bottom signal

TICKERS:
>MARA
>RIOT
>BITF
>HUT
>BTBT
etfs
>WGMI
>RIGZ
>BITQ

>> No.51170899

>>51170826
SIGA could unironically being going way up very soon. It depends on whether or not monkeypoo is spreading in the general population, which we've received conflicting reports about. Some articles say it is, others say it isn't. It might be a bit too early to buy until we know for sure, but I'd definitely keep an eye on it and on news of the outbreak picking up the pace.

>> No.51170904

>>51170758
fuck you shrekli

>> No.51170912

>>51170875
Frozen in the place I hide
Not afraid to paint my sky

Brother try and hope to find
Roses in a vase of white

Bloodied by the thorns beside the leaves
That fall because my hand is pulling them hard as I can

Pictures in a box at home
Yellowing and green with mold

Wonder how that color taste
I know the way

The Right Path led by The Cardboard
Refusal of The Great Box in The Sky

>> No.51170914

Look at the state of this board.
>>51170264
Literal Dravidians are allowed to shit up the place like this. Very disgusting.

>> No.51170928

>>51170914
THE SAVIOR COMETH. IT IS HIM WHO IS CONTAINETH BY THE CARDBOARD WHO BECKONS THE SAVIOR.
THE SAVIOR, HE BECKONS FOR.

THE EYES OF HE STARVE. STARVETH, HIS EYES.
QUERIES THE DWELLER OF THE CARDBOARD, “CAN NOT THESE STARVING EYES BE THREADED, OH SAVIOR?”

>> No.51170967

too late to buy uranium stocks right? surely priced in, when it gets to common knowledge it's too late

>> No.51170969

NO NO NO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN. I WAS SUPPOSED TO PROFIT OF THE MISERY OF OTHERS. FUCK YOU

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>>51170880
>>51170912
>>51170928
what are your intentions?

you are making a very grave error of judgement if you are communing with demons, or maybe you are full on possessed right now.

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>>51170967
we havent even started, uranium is still 49$ and people think itll go to 150$. plus, the stocks havent reached their last ATH from november 21

>> No.51171000

What happens if I eat uranium? Will that make me rich?

>> No.51171012
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51171012

>>51171000
no but you will bloatmax

>> No.51171021

>>51171000
Too many calories. You don't become fat though.

>> No.51171029

>>51170826
BABA as the other anon said
Someone mentioned oil but you should be in NG. Skinny times are coming for yurop

Personally I'm delta neutral until all this bullshit is over. Any day could be the day it all comes falling down.

>> No.51171033

eqnr is plummeting for no reason bros

>> No.51171043

>>51170984
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>> No.51171050

I'm shorting the housing market

https://youtu.be/0fSH6Td8Nnk

>> No.51171054

>>51170826
Coal?

>> No.51171066

>>51171043
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOooo
OOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOooO
>ooooooooooooOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOoooo

>> No.51171075

>>51171066
>ooooooooooooOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOoooo
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOooo
OOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOooO

>> No.51171083

Any Brits brought into Angus energy looks like it's gonna hi atleast 15p to 20p
If it hits that I'm making 10k of it

>> No.51171084

>>51171075
>OOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOooooooooooo
oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOO
oooooooooooooooooooOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51171085
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>>51171043

>> No.51171099
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buddy check the future computer

>> No.51171101
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51171101

is He who hath materialized within the container that learnt to apply The Cardboard, for which containers Him.
From below the piles of Peepee and Poopoo that covers him…

The Savior cometh. It is Him who is containeth by The Cardboard who beckons for The Savior.
The Savior, He beckons For.

The Eyes of He Stave. Starveth, His Eyes.
Queries the dweller of The Cardboard, “Can not these starving eyes be Threaded, Oh Savior?”

The son of the lord.
Refusal of The Great Box in the Sky.

It is He who must make the Attempt!
The excesses and vanity shall accrue!

>> No.51171103

>>51171099
What r the futures saying.

>> No.51171115
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51171115

>>51171103
futes r bussin nigga fr fr on god

>> No.51171116

>>51171085
N

>> No.51171126

Anyone want to bet on how much worse the economy will get? We might see another Great Depression this year or next year.

https://youtu.be/030ZXpEwVKc

>> No.51171133

>>51171115
But for whom do the Futures buss? How sus are the divinations of the Futures.

>> No.51171144

>>51171126
I too let clickbait youtubers shape my worldview

>> No.51171146
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>>51171133
its mumus turn

>> No.51171171

>>51171103
They broke local resistance and are now attempting to pump for a large gap up open.

>> No.51171173

>>51171146
Futures r poor signal

>> No.51171179

>>51171171
Futures have low signal to noise ratio. Better listen to my smelly farts for an equities portent

>> No.51171187

>>51171144
Its not youtubers, IRL influences that

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1564417622820544513

>> No.51171191
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>>51171173
>>51171179
u asked nigga

>> No.51171203
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>>51171101
who is containeth by the cardboard? do you have a name?

>> No.51171215

equinorshills real quiet right now

>> No.51171235

bullish for schizoposting

>> No.51171293

>>51171215
It's just one dude that was shilling it nonstop. He got called out plenty.

>> No.51171314

In which uranium stocks do I FOMO in?

>> No.51171317

>>51171191
What ur favorite alpha signal on equities

>> No.51171333

>>51171293
Called out how? Its not a bad stock


I guess they shit themselves because europoors started talking about fixing gas rates

>> No.51171343
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51171343

Fakeout to the upside to short more and trigger the stop losses of poorly positioned retoilets today. We continue our dump during sour hour and Wednesday.

>> No.51171366
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51171366

>futes

>> No.51171369 [DELETED] 

>>51171203
The peepee poopoo mane

>> No.51171386

DAX having a dead cat bounce

>> No.51171394

got a early night shift. i might get back in time for the last 3 hours of the market. but dunno will i play today. i will be tired so would not be good

>> No.51171420

>>51171293
it was not one guy

>> No.51171425

>>51171333
He got called out on the fact that the stock already ran up plenty in anticipation of the rising gas prices. Or the fact there are cheaper gas companies with more potential upside.

Like you say it's not a bad stock per se, but it's not like Siga that had a unique antiviral with rising mpox cases.

>> No.51171455

>>51171425
>Or the fact there are cheaper gas companies with more potential upside.
Such as?

>> No.51171508

>>51171425
I think EQNR still has upside in the coming winter, it being the biggest gas provider for europe, but its also possible the winter will be a nothing burger, or european politicians will go full communism

>> No.51171531

>>51169810
I warned you about JPow.

>> No.51171562

>>51170899
Unironically two more weeks. You need a significant rise in pediatric cases and steady numbers from the faggots (even though no one cares about them), along with "breakthroughs" showing their (((rationed))) vaccine doesn't work and offers unpleasant and dangerous side effects.

>> No.51171629

>>51169810
Mmmm, dayum, you just know

>> No.51171645

>>51171562
Yeah, probably. Just looking at the chart, it's still in that downward channel and, barring some incredible news or catalyst, will probably keep dumping to 13.50, which was where I initially expected a bounce in the first place, but then it stalled out at around $16.00 yesterday for no reason, and it's still there. I don't have a clue why it would just stop at $16, that's not even a support level, but whatever. I don't think I trust that this is a rebound yet until it shows that it has the strength to start moving back up definitively. As stated previously though, once some real news about monke comes about, the charts mean nothing.

>> No.51171662

>>51170992
You think so? All Uranium stocks seem to be up 10-15% yesterday and 20% or so for the week Usually not a good idea to buy after such huge, rapid moves.

>> No.51171784
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51171784

Happy 92nd birthday.

>> No.51171838
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>>51171784

>> No.51171874

Why is it so green

>> No.51171893
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51171893

>high inflation
>recession
>FED not done QT
>money printed since 2008
>balance sheet not shrinking
>ECB not even started real QT
>EU hyperinflation, turkey levels of shithole soon™
>China crashing due housing crisis (40% of China GDP) + lockdowns
>DXY ATH
>supply chains broken
>commodities rising
>consumer squeezed day by day
>food crisis incoming (2023)
>mass layoffs incoming (2023)
>mortgage crisis incoming (2023)

there are anons in this thread who are buying in this environment

>> No.51171907

>>51171893
You forgot to add another one;

>Even economists claimed we will be in a depression real fucking soon

>> No.51171917
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51171917

>>51171893
>high inflation
Good.
>recession
Good.
>FED not done QT
Good.
>money printed since 2008
Good.
>balance sheet not shrinking
Good.
>ECB not even started real QT
Good.
>EU hyperinflation, turkey levels of shithole soon™
Good.
>China crashing due housing crisis (40% of China GDP) + lockdowns
Good.
>DXY ATH
Good.
>supply chains broken
Good.
>commodities rising
Good.
>consumer squeezed day by day
Good.
>food crisis incoming (2023)\
Good.
>mass layoffs incoming (2023)
Good.
>mortgage crisis incoming (2023)
Good.

>> No.51171918

>>51171893
Bulls are fucking retarded that‘s why

>> No.51171948
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51171948

>>51171314
UUUU of course but do position trade, not all in, it can still go back to 5 area.

>> No.51171963

>>51171029
shill me on BABA. any reason why it might make a positive move?

>> No.51171966

>>51171893
>large displacement of crypto money into stocks

Ye bro terrible environment

>> No.51171974
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51171974

>>51171784
Ever notice how billionaires never die young or from any kind of terminal illness like cancer?

They literally have people killed and harvested for their organs. Probably 3rd worlders nobody will miss.

>> No.51171976

>>51171893
Whats the alternative? Keep cash and lose through hyperinflation?

>> No.51172004
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51172004

>>51171893
You just gotta go fast with trimming with the bad news, only thing major to watch out for are China collapse or China invades Taiwan or Russia triggering some nuclear explosion, the rest I say are priced in and are just healthy correction cause alot of stocks are overpriced.

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>>51171966
>crypto
the market cap of whole crypto market is 1T that's like 1/3 of AAPL alone nobody cares about your little poor mans gambling playground anon

>> No.51172009
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51172009

uh oh, looks like the frogs will freeze to death with Germany

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/engie-says-gazprom-reduce-gas-063805311.html

If Algeria and Morocco cut off their gas to Spain too, then Europe is going be a giant pile of frozen corpses.

>> No.51172022

>>51172009
Good
I hate smug leftist Europoors, their culture is pretty much dead to me with all the migrants, might as well see it die than prolong its death

>> No.51172046

>>51172009
God i hope for the coldest winter and mass starvation so the green faggots will fuck off.

>> No.51172104

>futures pumping
I closed my shorts yesterday at close I am a fucking genius.

>> No.51172142

Oil baggies, why are we dumping?

>> No.51172143
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51172143

I bought EQNR and now the big boota latina on tinder is ignoring me, this isnt bullish at all.

>> No.51172148

Whats the news pre market for a rally?

>> No.51172149
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51172149

>South Korea bans x3 leveraged ETF's
>South Koreans pile in US x3 ETF's

The K-Pop anons are holding all the SOXL bags. A whole generation of young South Koreans crushed. Why did you do this /smg/?

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>>51172009
Good.

>> No.51172166

>>51172148
That bears are fucking stupid. The market bottomed and we're just creating a new bullish channel. 400ish was the local bottom see you at 440 sluts

>> No.51172171

>>51170189
>>51170421
America will struggle when the policies of their stupidity destroys coastal suburbs and then they seethe and blame trump before starving to death.

>> No.51172193

>>51172046
Greens are mostly women so they'll just blame putin rather than their own terrible ideas.

>> No.51172198

laughing at bobos

>> No.51172230
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51172230

I'm going all in on XOM calls and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me.

>> No.51172243
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>>51172149
why is south koreas investment environment so fucking weird? you cant even buy korean stocks as a foreigner, just shitty ADRs. Then they ban crypto but somehow its not banned at all and now they're banned from buying leveraged ETFs.

is this an asian thing I dont understand or are they really just retarded?

>> No.51172266

>>51171963
chinkshit drilled down last year on fears of delisting and govt confiscation
now Beijing seems to be trying to allow US audits, so delisting fears should go away and some drilling upwards should happen
confiscation fears will always be there as long as the company is in a commie country though and they do have an economic crisis scheduled with mr Bogdanoff

>> No.51172353

WHY DID YOU BUYED MUMU?!
WHY DID YOU BUYED?!?!?

>> No.51172405

>>51172243
They also ban porn with a femenist witch cult that ran their government and yet worship kpop which is softcore porn.

>> No.51172424

>>51172193
This but unironically, even noe everything bad is blamed on putin by npcs

>> No.51172431

>>51171893
Bullish.
Markets bottom on bad news.

>> No.51172434

>>51172243
I don't know the answer.
I can only assume its like the EU with a case of nanny-state over regulation for the 'greater good' & maybe an under the surface attempt to try and keep money onshore due to how much power the US markets excercise eg, by making things harder for normie types. Of course, most of it ends up back firing and people just find a way around these rules anyway.

>> No.51172572
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51172572

told you to buy the dip, now it's only green candles until the midterms

>> No.51172580

anyone unironically bought some EA shares thinking Amazon's bidding did actually happened

>> No.51172599

>>51172580
I can believe a lot of shit but that one was too much.

>> No.51172621

>>51172599
There's no smoke without fire my brother

>> No.51172623

URANIUM

>> No.51172624
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51172624

uuUUuuh bobros getting a bit nervous. I have a good SQQQ entry and according to my analysis SPY is unlikely to break and remain above 413 and QQQ above 310. Should I take profits for peace of mind or stick to my analysis and see how this pans out first at the risk of less profits? There's no way we just pump 4-5% on the indexes today, right...

>> No.51172637
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51172637

>futures

>> No.51172657

>>51172621
Even if you believe it, I'd still feel extremely dirty for touching EA stock.

>> No.51172660
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51172660

>>51172624
>There's no way we just pump 4-5% on the indexes today, right...
watch and learn

>> No.51172661
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51172661

>>51169888
keep mistaking that for RVLP. wats the deal with RVPH

>> No.51172682

>>51172657
How so?

>> No.51172688

>>51172624
stick to the plan whatever that is. just be confident in the decision

>> No.51172695

The stock market is a devilish thing. It makes me hope that children get a disgusting disease just so that my bags get lighter.

>> No.51172702
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51172702

>futures

>> No.51172716
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51172716

STOP SELLING OIL

>> No.51172720

Any car companies I should be shorting?

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1564438062255509505

>> No.51172729
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51172729

I'm shorting food processing plants too

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1564553520107294720

>> No.51172735

>>51172720
literally any of them

F has the ugliest chart imo

>> No.51172742

>>51172682
For starters
https://www.pcgamer.com/ea-wins-worst-company-in-america-golden-poo-award/

In essence EA is a blight on gaming.

>> No.51172744

>>51172716
No, I baited u in so u can baghold

>> No.51172751
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51172751

>futures

>> No.51172754
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51172754

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

>> No.51172757

>>51172742
people buy stock to make money, be real bro

>> No.51172773

>most stocks pump because fuck it why not
>oil stocks dump because "recession fears"

explain this shit

>> No.51172785

>>51172757
At some point this thing has to break down though. You can't just keep making your games worse and expect good results.

Then again maybe I'm too optimistic and consumers will gladly eat dogshit.

>> No.51172787

>>51172773
jewish tricks

>> No.51172797

Just SPY trading in it's range and DXY consolidating under resistance.

>> No.51172798

>>51172785
>consumers will gladly eat dogshit.
just join the EA gang brah

>> No.51172801

Pee pee poo poo

>> No.51172817

>>51172773
what do u think happens to oil when every1 is driving tesla and only using green energies by 2030. market is forward looking

>> No.51172819
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51172819

Younger women like older men because they will always be considered 'younger' by their husband if he is older than her, stoking her ego and need to feel 'young and pretty'

>> No.51172821

>>51172742
in clown world investors don't give shit about a company's reputation

>> No.51172827

>>51172817
Lmao

>> No.51172839

>>51172817
you need oil to mine the ridiculous amount of rare minerals it takes to make a tesla

>> No.51172847

>>51172817
ah yes, oil is headed to $12 per barrel. thank you cathie wood

>> No.51172854
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51172854

>futures

>> No.51172857

>>51169810
keep it in the family you stupid dogg

>> No.51172863
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51172863

is china invading taiwan bullish or bearish for SOXL?

>> No.51172868

This is now a uranium market general

>> No.51172876
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51172876

>>51172819

>> No.51172877

>>51172863
should be bearish given how crucial Taiwan is to chip manufacturing

>> No.51172882
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51172882

Bear bros. Unironically, two more weeks.
>Fed QT should be evident at the end of next two weeks. If Fed actually ramping up, death to bulls
>if not, we kos

>> No.51172885

>US about to sell weapons to taiwan
which stock is more bullish, LMT or RTX?

>> No.51172892

>>51172863
Bullish for INTC.

>> No.51172902

>>51172885
yes, both stocks outperformed the market over the past 30 years anyways.

>> No.51172911
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>>51172876
I was just having a think. Like an 18 year old dates a 21 year old because he makes her feel 'mature' and can buy her beer but also she's younger so she doesn't feel 'old' and can always feel superior. It's all about the psychology.

>> No.51172918

I have a strong suspicion that BGFV will start doing retarded things if BBBY actually pop offs after their announcement tomorrow

da squeeze has not been squadoodled

>> No.51172928
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51172928

>futures

>> No.51172955

>>51172847
>oil whipsawing almost like natgas
I'm getting tired of this market.

>> No.51172968

>>51172863
Extremely bearish short term. Bullish mid-long term. But again, not really a risk factor. We would have plenty of warning as we could see military buildup in real time like we did with Russia. We also saw how empty their threats are when Pelosi visited.

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51172976

CASHCHADS waiting patiently to reload puts after another sad little rally

>> No.51173004

>>51172863
it's an endless posturing, the invasion will never happen.

>> No.51173012
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51173012

>Futures

>> No.51173026

>Credit Suisse moves to underweight on stocks. ‘Markets factored in too much hope and not enough economic realities.’
that's very bullish ^_^

>> No.51173067
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51173067

>>51173026
Why would anyone be bearish when you can just decide to ignore all bear signs?

>> No.51173081

*farts*
ooo bullish sign

>> No.51173082

>>51173067
Why would hyperinflation be real when every merchant could just ignore the printed money and refrain from raising prices?

>> No.51173093 [DELETED] 

we're gonna retrace the whole jackson hole dump. Grab some calls

>> No.51173102
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we're gonna retrace the whole jackson hole dump. Grab some calls. Watch and lern.

>> No.51173103
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51173103

>>51173093
On what basis

>> No.51173108

>PRTY is up 7% in premarket
you can't say I didn't try to tell you guys

>> No.51173111
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51173111

>>51173082
now you're getting it

>> No.51173154
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51173154

>>51173102
I asked on what basis. Give me anything beyond pic related.

>> No.51173184
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>>51173154

>> No.51173193
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51173193

I need to make it so I can afford a house so I can get a cat.

>> No.51173197

>>51173111
Perhaps the better question would be, why do the MERCHANTS keep increasing the prices, thereby decreasing the value of money, even though THEY know it makes things worse for everyone?

>> No.51173217

>>51173102
Green premarket is a red day

>> No.51173236

>>51172863
pure blood

>> No.51173238
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51173238

>>51173197
You know full well why

>> No.51173253

>>51173238
That’s a man with a big nose rubbing his triangles together wtf

>> No.51173260
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51173260

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SHORTED WITH ALL MY MONEYY WHY ARE WE BOUNCINGERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51173265
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51173265

This rally is gonna get sold just like the rest isn't it

>> No.51173276

>>51172817
>every1
Where the fuck do people like you come from.

>> No.51173277
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51173277

>>51173260
This is a fake Bobro, show me your club ID

>> No.51173300

>>51173276
inner city public schools

>> No.51173303
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51173303

>>51172817
Nothing.
China is planning to assassinate Musk see pic related.

>> No.51173319

>>51173303
I never thought of how the starlink satellites could completely fuck the chink's censorship of the internet.

>> No.51173336

>>51173265
Looks like it.

>> No.51173344

>>51173303
Musk will just turn it off in that region
simple as
It's not like he'd risk his factories in China

>> No.51173363

>>51173319
that was the whole point

>> No.51173365

>>51173344
What's going to happen to his factories after the chinks invade the twinks and USA sends some of our bravest zoomers over there to protect their democracy?

>> No.51173371

>>51171386
Are there any inverse DAX ETF's?

>> No.51173372

>>51173363
I thought the whole point was to deliver the internet to niggers in africa.

>> No.51173377

>>51173365
My INTC position will pump

>> No.51173381
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>>51170899
>It might be a bit too early to buy until we know for sure
Agreed. I'm watching it like a hawk but I'm not going in yet. buying it and seeing cases keep coming down would mean losing 50%. Buying right now is gambling. I think the small bump today is because there was a US death *with* it (not from it) yesterday.

>> No.51173392

>>51173372
Yeah I'm sure Musk will take payment in aids

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bros? why is line going down? we haven't even opened yet, wtf?!

>> No.51173409

>>51173372
it is. it's the push to incorporate everyone into globohomo degeneracy. now you can get high speed tranny porn in middle of Africa or middle eastern desert.

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>>51173400
>snap

>> No.51173421

>>51173400
Can't let the goyim in on the fun.

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Morning fellas what's the move for today?

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Imagine your girlfriend leaves the country, not for a couple of days, not for a couple of weeks, but for a couple of months. Then imagine thinking she's ever coming back.

>> No.51173454

>>51173437
kek baggie

>> No.51173462

>>51173425
holding longs. prob gonna be a boring day.

>> No.51173472

>>51173425
Going to buy HUT and INTC

>> No.51173474

At least one person in this thread is a darkie. Good morning darkie.

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>>51173437
She gone.

>> No.51173481

dark skin is gross

>> No.51173485

>>51173437
I just talked to her, she's coming back.

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>>51173425
Buying BOIL because natural gas outlooks are completely fucked and we're probably going to see new all time highs soon.

>> No.51173491

>>51173474
scoops died

>> No.51173505

>>51173491
Scoops isn’t black he wears blackface as one of his split personalities.

>> No.51173508

>>51173437
Imagine unironically watching vtubers
At least she might come back, unlikely as that is
You on the other hand are in an unsalvageable position

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>>51173485
I bet her pussy will look and smell really weird

>> No.51173513

>>51173485
No bro you misunderstood. It's me that's coming on her back.

>> No.51173515

>>51173505
Split personalities are a hoax invented by big female to get attention

>> No.51173518

what are some good natural gas plays ? I was away on duty for the last 6 months, and missed so much shit.
Got $5k to put in the market.

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>>51173400
Futures got a little too excited. They're hurriedly cleaning up before the parents come home.

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>>51173462
BBBY shot up yesterday so I might short, that until BIAF releases
>>51173472
Why not NVDA instead of Intel?
>>51173488
I doubt that

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>>51173425
I've been shorting EXAS and NEM. My limit sell orders are just a couple cents away from hitting. I'll probably do some day drinking and then check my scans before market closes.

>> No.51173545

>>51173518
Just buy BOIL for the extra leverage movement.

>> No.51173553

INTC bro, why bullish on this stock?

>> No.51173564

>>51173518
KOLD

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STOP THE COUNT

>> No.51173572

>>51173543
Any swing trade recommendations?

>> No.51173576

>>51173541
NVDS relies on TSM to manufacture its chips. Intel manufactures it’s own chips and has multiple fabrication plants under construction in the US

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Good morning /smg/! Feeling good. A new day and a new chance to make it. Nothing can hold us back.

>> No.51173585

>>51173545
>>51173564
lmao. never change /smg/.

>> No.51173592

The stock market is going to drop another 30% from here

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>Turn Around Tuesday!

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I would heem every bulltard in this thread

>> No.51173600

>>51173585
Mid November I’ll be making my KOLD calls

>> No.51173615

>>51173485
I'm sorry baggot. Do what you have to do to get through this tough time. I'm sure you talked to her champ...
>>51173508
My wife is always with me and even fits in my pocket as needed. Stay jealous. Stay mad.

>> No.51173621

>>51173534
I'm short too but this movement is pure schizo.

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How much more bullish can it get when even the Fed is on its knees begging you not to buy stocks & desperately trying to make the market go down and unable to?

>> No.51173638

>>51173615
She said the flood destroyed all her mother's furniture, so she's been working to save up money to replace it and she'll be coming back after chuseok.

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>>51173629
The fed didn’t say don’t buy stocks.... They said prepare to feel some pain

>> No.51173646

>>51173543
She looks like a victim of human trafficking at the airport.

>> No.51173645

>>51173541
why not sell call credit spreads on BBBY? seems better since they have an announcement tomorrow morning that will more than likely cause IV crush.

>> No.51173658

>>51173518
RRC. Just sold on Friday because I think its exhausted at the moment. I'm looking to reenter around 31 and hold through the winter. This is assuming that Germany isnt able to fill its natural gas reserves within the next month or two

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>>51173643
>The fed didn’t say don’t buy stocks.... They said prepare to feel some pain

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>>51173638
Let me guess, she needs you to send her money to help replace the furniture?

>> No.51173680

>>51173572
Those are the two stocks left on my list. WPM and the rest of my positions closed yesterday. I do remember seeing that the technicals on AN looked good for a long position/swing. But I haven't done any more research.

>> No.51173687

baked!
>>51173685
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>> No.51173693

>XLE -1.37%
>WTI -2.85%
Whoah, it's almost like someone predicted they would have a normal, healthy pullback!!

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>>51173629
the better the market does the longer the rate hikes will last...
i don't even know what to hope for anymore

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>>51173638
Why don’t you put a crowbar in your wallet and buy her mom some furniture? Then she wouldn’t have to stay and work. How broke are you?

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>>51173629
kek the absolute state of permabulls, nobody is buying your heavy bags

>> No.51173760

>>51173668
I'm not sending her any money for the furniture.

>> No.51173766

then one day out of nowhere nobody needed energy anymore

>> No.51175842

>>51173766
>no one can afford it
>no one buys it
Simple as. Now we all die

>> No.51175892

>>51173629
>oil down almost 4%
>spy and tech shitting the bed anyways
Things looks great anon