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if you look like a faggot you're gunna be treated like a faggot now hold it in wagie and get back to work

little RAT needs to show a little GUMPTION. I work LAWNS, when I need to take a PISS I just piss in the corner of the property I am working on. there is NO REASON why you can't just piss on the floor of the factory. It is Inhumane to want to be paid for 15 minutes that you are literally PISSING AND SHITTING.

>>51171362
Glad I took the securitypill, I get paid to trade shitcoins and watch movies/play games all day. Get paid more than Amazon wagies too.

>>51171362
HURRY UP WAGIE NIGGER, I NEED MY ONAHOLE WITHING THE NEXT WEEK

>>51171362
Looks like this little wagie is not going above and beyond. Terminated!

>>51171432
kek at that image. the jew trying to shame workers for not wanting to slave 24/7. typical jewish mindset.

>>51171452
Looks like this little wagie will have to go into wagie prison. For being a bad little wagie.

>>51171423
Kek

>>51171457
What the fuck

>>51171457
MY SIDES

>>51171457
what the fuck? lol

>>51171457
Hahaha what the fuck. That's a slam dunk lawsuit waiting to happen

>>51171432
It’s not quiet quitting it’s just inflation adjusted effort

>>51171362

Once when I was about 8 I wanted to go to the bathroom so asked my teacher. She was a gigantic fat bitch who everyone hated and of course she said no. So I looked her straight in the eyes and started pissing.

>>51171362
As much as people shit on the USSR and communism in general it wasn't as bad as these modern companies treating their workers. This is just insane that we let late-stage capitalism run rampant like this.

>>51171952
>people dying of starvation to the point where they literally are forced to eat children
>at least they didn’t have to ask to piss

>>51171840
Wrong wagie.

>>51171457
Oh shit boss, put me in.
I'll make such a fucking scene I'll be out in 5 minutes and fired in 20.
"Hey kid, you gotta get me outta here, this guy Jeff just got offed a few weeks ago and now the guards are calling it an 'accident!'"

>>51171457
God please burn it down all of it wtf

>Me when a wagie didn't smile while I insulted him.

>>51171952
USSR niggers were dying but I agree there's functionally no difference in the modern hellciety.

>>51171423
>WITHING

>>51171952
Retard. You know what a fucking gulag is you god damn stupid mother fucking asshole

>>51172092
Consensus cracking post

>>51171952
>it wasn't as bad as these modern companies
Yeah, it was worse you delusional communigger.

>>51172078
Fuck this makes my blood boil. I would have killed that guy if I was there. As in I would have shot him in the head.

>>51172191
You would have done nothing wagie, like always. Now fetch me my burgers with fries and a diet coke you have 2 seconds.

>>51172173
I'm not going to suck corporate dick just because the USSR was technically worse. The USA used to pride itself on being better, a place where you could go to the beach with your week's wages and fuck a roastie and then when you accidentally had a kid with her you could buy a house and a minivan and send your kid to school to play oregon trail.

>>51172191
Same, at least he got the shit beat out of him tho.

>>51172292
>technically worse
>downplaying Holodomor
Get raped and murdered you hook nosed glow in the dark demon.

>>51172274
Lucas Botkin has a 0.6s draw, so plenty of time for the average joe, who isn't as good as he is.

>>51171388
zoomers amirite. all they want is dye hair and whine

>>51171457
It gets better
>wagie in clown world

>>51172477
>your first thought is "how the fuck did management think this was a good idea?"
>tfw you realize this is a Walgreens or something
>tfw you realize that pensioners, who mainly shop at these kinds of places, would get a huge kick out of this
You can literally imagine it. An old couple walking up to that guy with delighted grins. "Looks like you got yourself in some trouble, sonny!"

>>51172191
relax the wagie learned a lesson no need to kill him guys

>>51172534
so what happens when a pack of niggers comes in

>>51172558
He stands in the cuck cage while they walk out with all the liquor and rape the cute cashier he was hoping to go out with someday maybe

>>51172078
Then another wagie puts you in >>51171457
for being an uncivilized nigger.
>>51172191
>>51172377
The fact that you two zoomie niggers are saying that means you've been in this hellhole to long. also gtfo. I miss the old days when we would tell your impressionable retarded asses to leave then report for underage b&.

>>51172030
>7.5%
God damn they can't even tell you the truth as the masks come off

>>51172558
>YOOOO DIS NIGGA IN DA PEN MAN
>dat shit crazy dat shit crazy fr fr
>AYOOO DON'T DROP THE SOAP
>wypipo crazy man
>ye but he cute tho

>had performance review yesterday
>met or exceeded all performance metrics
>near the top in terms of productivity
>get harangued because I get up from my desk every hour to take a short walk in order to not get leg cramps and to give my eyes a rest
Why are managers such petty, evil cunts

>>51172292
>technically worse
Yeah, that's why all those former bloc countries are threatening nuclear annihilation when its even a remote possibility Russia gets the party started again
Despite modern corporatism being also hell it doesn't stack up against the horrors of communism.

>>51172078
he probably ended up in jail for doing this

>>51172722
Checked but I don’t think jail is necessary. Wagie learned his lesson I hope.

>>51172722
cope, that guy is a hero. wagies that wanted to be judges/police but ended up being retail workers (theres a lot of them) deserve to get beaten to within an inch of their life when they get uppity, he did the world a service. that wagie will have a more realistic view of his station in life next time he tries to impose his will on someone, and might think twice realizing it's not worth it.

>>51172706
Why do you lie?
The only soviet bloc states that had nukes were UkrSSR and Kazakh SSR. Both handed over their stockpile in the 1990s as a gesture of goodwill and a statement of peace or some shit.
(The USA supported this, because "nuclear weapons must not fall into the hands of terrorists.")
It's Russia that threatens the use of nukes anytime one of its post-soviet neighbors tries to lift itself out of the mire of post-communism.

>>51172701
Because their “job” is to hound you and squeeze you for every ounce of your worth so they don’t have to actually do anything, oh and when you’re empty you’re discarded like trash.

Do tell me you atleast got a raise...right?

>>51171432
Going above and beyond is called crunch and its unsustainable

i thank god every day that i went back to school and got a comfy wfh corporate job. i may have to tolerate incompetent female/nigger coworkers and HR roasties, but it's far better than suffering the ritualistic humiliation of being a low wage hourly worker in a warehouse or retail store.

okay but why did to take a selfie

>>51172701
just be more petty. never get up from your desk on the clock again but start doing the absolute bare minimum/actively sabotaging embezzling while looking for another job, it's over there for you now if the manager treats you like that when you are a good worker. Go work somewhere better and let them get some somalian rapist in your place

>>51172768
Are all americans niggers at this point?

>>51171382
Fucking kek

>>51171457
This is.... incredible

>>51172738

>>51172776
>reading comprehension
You haven't been paying attention to Poland lately at all, have you? Together with Romania and Estonia they're hellbent on not being commie ever again and they don't care who's going down with them

>>51172558
Fuck this is my favorite thread of the day

>>51172803
Racist

>>51171457
>goes to walshart put all the wagies in walshart jail.
>loot store

>>51172078
I'm not violent but I get it. Don't fuck with my bike.

>>51172078
what a hothead!

>>51171388
This, what kind of sissy fag uses toilets real men piss on the customer

>>51171362
I work watching these warehouse wagies from my office and I still feel more dead inside than them

>>51171952
Retarded gorilla nigger, I would take being pit in the wagie jail >>51171457 over being in a bread line

>>51172078
a nigger in white skin

>>51171457
This is obviously just a cheeky way of fundraising for charity, the wagies are still on the clock and just get to chill in jail. Honestly a pretty fun idea.

>>51172534
>"Looks like you got yourself in some trouble, sonny!"

kek

>>51172701
I haven't had a performance review for years. I see my boss 3 times a year.
Night shift is great.

>>51171362
is there a fundamental difference between actual slavery and wage slavery?

I feel like slaves were treated better because there wasn't a line of somalians and beaners waiting to take your job as a slave

>>51172078
Ahhhhh. The rage of a man who just started balding. Nothing he can do to stop it as much as he tries so he takes his frustrations out on others. Many such cases.

>>51171362
What would happen if you just pissed on the floor at your work station?

>>51172600
fuck off reddit jannienigger

>>51173850
nice projection, sorry about your hairline

>>51173767
The issue with chattel slavery was the mass rape and torture.

>>51174116
most slaves lived nice lives, go look it up
sorry that you have downed the modern kool-aid and believe that every slave master beat and raped his literal money printers

>>51174152
>>51174116
Right it was only the Jewish slave traders who really tortured the slaves. Also please bear in mind that slavery was never legal in the North.

>>51172941
The catch is that all three of those countries are retarded shitholes that are aligned with the west for gibs and consoomer products. It's not gonna work out for them any better than the USSR did.

>>51174152

>>51174173
I am not saying slavery is not morally objectionable, just that slaves had nice lives. Which they did.

It is analogous to waging, many wagies have nice lives. But the practice of selling a portion of your life to someone else is not morally sound. These Amazon wagies are the slaves getting raped and beaten, they are the minority of wagies that do not have nice lives.

>>51174297
I don’t give a shit about slavery fuck nogs

>>51173134
Let me guess, you smash mirrors too

>>51172878
Always have been

>>51173134
Bike cucks are the worst

>>51172701
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>51171952
Wage slavery IS modern communism.

>>51172159
>gulag
>a cool summercamp where you get to be lazy and hang out with other lazy commies and collect welfare for free
Sounds pretty based to me desu.

>>51171432
>saying no to jobs you weren't hired for, leaving on time, not answering at home unless its a critical emergency
I've done this all my life.

>>51171423
wtf anon? i searched onahole and it took me directly to amazon and the 3rd search result was pic related LOLOLOLOLOL

I hate being a wagie so much bros...

>>51174116
Uh oh looks like this little trouble-making buck needs to be broken in front of his family!

>>51171432
Going above and beyond at Amazon would entail that wagie to take the initiative to buy a pack of Depends and forgo all trips to the bathroom.

>>51171840
Lol

>>51171362

how do i get to be the manager/supervisor in a place that allows this?

i would only restrict bathroom usage for the attractive girls. i believe this would raise productivity and morale, knowing the attractive girls are also doing work by holding their pee for as long as humanly possible and doing a pee dance.

>>51171362
>the absolute state of amerigolems

>>51171457
>all the money raised goes to [name of charity redacted]
>look at top
>logo of charity also redacted
faggot

>>51177481
Not only restrict bathroom breaks for girls, pair them with the funniest people so they're always peeing their pants laughing

>>51172701
if you didn't get a raise/bonus for excelling then quit

>>51172078
I'm a wagie and I carry a knife. If a fag did this to me he would fucking die.

>>51172078
Fuck all of you this is actually the definition of dangerously based

>>51172078
typical entitled bicyclist thinking everything his bicycle touches is his domain

>>51171362
>the most customer-centric company
they are so customer focused that they treat their developers and employees like shit

>>51171362
Why does he wear the mask?