/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l2VqYEA2Ro

>>51167245
First for fuck Baggie and the nigger. Fuck jannies, too. Troon faggots.
Green day tomorrow.

>>51167241
No u

>futes

>>51167282
>>>51167245
>>51167267

What kind of a person writes notes on napkinds?

>>51167282
Let's get

>>51167299
Someone with early onset schizophrenia.

uranium

>>51167353
God I wish that was me.

>>51167219
>https://twitter.com/jessicaray0/status/1563329075153760256?s=21&t=dpKZr8J68pypxzCiUbFWLA
do normies really?

bobo, check futures
and prepare anus for sutures

>>51167313
who the gril?

>futures

I declare this thread to be....... the farting thread!

>>51167313
That fat lesbian got rejected just like Bobo will get rejected by my SQQQ

>>51167408
t. “Turn Around Tuesday!” CNBC watcher

>>51167424
A fucking gold digger that needs to be forcibly raped. Some 30 days to date show or something and she was an absolute gold digger and wouldn't do anything with this guy.

>>51167477
i'm pretty sure that is a fat lesbian..

>they dont know about Anfisa and Jorge

>>51167477
I think (you) should be forcibly raped and I will give a strong recommendation to John Rocker our threadly professional for male rape

>>51167353
Is that your girlfriend anon?

fuck i think my neighbour caught me staring at her and told her black husband

fuck i think my neighbor caught me stealing their pigs shit for my diapers

>>51167620
transfer me your stocks before you die I will take good care of them

>>51167620
Go bring over some watermelonium and let him smash your bussy.

Anything important happening this week? What is the next major report or catalyst that could shake the market out of it's crab?

>Futures

S&P 500 FUTURES
-0.75-0.02%

so is the stock market crashing soon or no
is now a good time to decide to make moves with $100k

>>51167408
Wheres easiest place to check futures?

We only have sure 4 last months to invest before China crash the market with no survivors
What are we investing till the end of December?

>>51167704
in the future
check em
it will be the future
when you check them

>>51167684
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I BUY THE LOCAL TOP WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM FINANCIALLY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>futes

>>51167704
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I love this bullish market.

First US Monkey death https://twitter.com/Monkeeeeeeepoxtally/status/1564433288214757376

SIGA Sisters, is it time to get back in?

>>51167710
but then they'll be currents

>>51167726
lol somehow this link works even though I put a bunch of e's into it.

>>51167726
>First possible
If they start classifying random deaths as monkey poox deaths just because they test positive for it after the fact, it's bullish for sigafags.

>>51167745
lol somehow this poop works even though I put a bunch of fart's into it.

>back in june 61% of americans were living paycheck to paycheck
hahaha we're fucked

>>51167761
t-take that putler

>>51167710
What's the real answer?

>>51167719
What the hell are these companies? Is your skin brown?

>>51167761
>he doesn't realize this is actually normal

Shidddd and >picrel

>>51167785
yes to both

Quick! What do I buy if I need to make AT LEAST 16% guaranteed profit by the end of this month?

>>51167772
but anon the futures have been inside you this whole time

go read the links in the op

Scoopsies I know you're here you smarmy little twink. I want you to reconsider working on the /smg/ tech startup. We could do great things with your amphetamine fueled autistic obsession with coding. I promise you I'd you get on board, not only will I get your bussy back from moloch, but I'll give you a bussy safety guarantee for the rest of your life.

>>51167813
They are delayed though

>>51167830
Have you seen the last thread? Scoops just went full schizo. Probably from abusing amphetamines for too long

>>51167851
Doesn't matter as long as he can code. Speaking of crazy, did you see Chris Chan fled out a court house bathroom window lmao!!!!!

>>51167863
To be honest, I don't want to work with someone who writes schizo code

>>51167811
October QQQ puts

>>51167837
that's because they're in the future
how am i not getting through to you

OIL? OIL.

i recommend pants pooping to everyone in this thread

>>51167837
If you want real time for free you can watch the cfd charts on tradingview. The tickers are spx500usd and nas100usd. These are not the actual futures charts but the prices follow them tick for tick almost exactly. Do not use these for TA as the volume will not be accurate.

>>51167880
Schizos tend to make the best when it comes to tech work. The dude isn't making 6 figs because he's bad at what he does. I could keep him on a short leash.

>>51167863
Really? That's way more interesting than this shitty market. Tell me more

>Futures

>>51167882
I want your time machine, now cough it up

>>51167901
Thanks

hey. mumu. you might want to check futures.

>>51167905
It's not that hard to earn 6 figures if you have basic coding skills. It's hard to keep earning 6 figures though if you love your fucking mind

Okay is the uvxy anon here
Explain to me how this shit is supposed to make money, even if I buy at the money put the volatility would have to do down drastically for me to be profitable

>>51167913
It's probably not true honestly, just the idea that he managed that is hilarious. Reminds me of the meme of Apu running away from UN military over the vax kek.

>>51167267
>>51167282
I think it'll be a crab day. Nothing much happening.

>>51167945

So did anyone buy into BNED outside of me and Boeing anon? Warning is Wednesday premarket.

>futures

VIX and futures up. What dat mean?

>>51167983
*earnings

EVbros
ITS FUCKING OVER
https://www.scmp.com/business/china-business/article/3189932/chinas-power-shortage-leaves-1-million-electric-cars-400000

My Jackson hole is itchy

>futures

>futures

>>51168002
This is exactly what will happen to California. Don't know why I sold my GUSH. EVs will always be a meme nothing more.

https://youtu.be/MJVYn44kVM0
>no comment

>>51168002
I want a steam powered car.

>>51168002
it's just beginning
they dont want you road tripping

>>51168029
>small caps
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51167982
My favorite. My portfolio grows lots of green from the crab

>>51167313
That dude got a few years in prison for drugs and she is on instagram making millions selling yoga pants. God damn she is so fucking hot. Never buy a Russian mail order because they are some straight up money sucking whores.
PARTY CITY and BARNES AND NOBEL CHADS WGMI!!!!

>>51167245
I'm gonna kill myself. I'm never making my money back.

>>51168092
thanks for playing!

>>51168092
Yes you are gonna make your money back. If you still have some capital, you can literally use it to grow anything you want. You just have to be strategic. Sit down in Barnes and Noble for a few hours. I need to do the same

>>51167454
Based.

>>51168092
How much are you down?

>>51168092
Sorry anon. Have a cat pic to cheer you up.

>>51168002
Considering how outdated pretty much every countries electrical grid is and how seemingly impossible it is to update it these problems will only compound. Oil stores, is flexible in delivery, and has few to no disruptions. EVs are a scam. The batteries you have to replace cost more than the car does because they have as much as a traditional ICE car does in batteries alone. EVs almost always weigh twice as much.

>>51168129
Thought it was a goose for a second

>>51168092
Come on, bro keep gambling with us.

>>51168002
Warn that this will be a problem with EVs for years. Always get shouted down. Now it's a reality.

>>51168092
It's just money

>>51168002
EVS ARE THE FUTURE CHUD THEY JUST ARE OK

Why are you guys so resistant to change? I swear if it were a hundred-something years ago you'd be posting about how we should short the automobile and long the horse-drawn carriage.

>>51168092
Bro I lost 200K and im not going to kill myself

feels good to be an oil man man

>>51168195
kek nice meme

>>51168195
the oil bear salt was pretty tasty today

>>51167811
It disgusts me to admit, but probably PRTY. Don't think of it as something to get attached to like these faggots with the GME/BBBY/AMC garbage. It's simply a shitty brick-and-mortar that sells garbage to fat women. But it will go up a bit. Sell when it does and don't wait.

>he didn’t get a solar array for his EV
>he didn’t get a solar array to offset the energy crisis
Kek everyone around me is bitching about 400$ power bills and mine was 35 bucks.

>>51168217
imagine shorting oil in the $80 range when it really shouldn't be below $100 to begin with.

>>51168185
im gonna kms for your loss dont worry

>>51167811
Sorry, you said the end of this month, as in two days from now. In that case, just kill yourself.

>>51168228
Well I’m not going to allow that!

>>51167983
i grabbed 700 shares baby, not alot. should have loaded up more it looks like

>>51168252
So buy some more tomorrow.

>>51167811
wide SPY butterfly spreads exp Friday. You will probably get 50-100%. just sell it when you hit your 16%

I swear you niggers are gonna miss out on CMRX. Look at this perfect ascending channel. LOOK.
>just got BARDA approval for smallpox vaccine reserves for 10y ($127m)
>could be indicated for monkeypoop
Fib levels are taking it to $3.00+ in a few months, with little downside rosk because of the contract giving them a healthy moat

>china

>>51168219
What’s this about party city, why would it go up

>>51168252
I grabbed 1800 shares, Boeing anon dropped $10k and has $30k more to continue to buy if need be. We both think BNED is at the bottom. This is a potential chance to get in early. When everyone complains nothing is shilled early, they have no excuse now.

>>51168219
can someone make an apu outside of party city?

>>51168002
lol Burn more coal.

>>51168289
Income from budget Halloween decor

>>51168294
Just print it out and walk to dennys yourself.

>>51168277
i will. i need you to uncurse my portfolio again nigger

>>51168294
damn i miss the Denn memes

I think I've had a revelation about my life...
The reason I'm so bad at investing in stocks, and pretty much everything in life, is because I subconsciously self-sabotage, which I do because deep down I just want someone to notice much of a fuck up I am and take pity on me... but the problem is that I'm actually too good at hiding it, so no one who would care can ever notice, and so no one in the world cares about me at all
What the fuck

>>51168318
I miss dean's memes

>>51168299
Why wouldn’t this shit be price in already

>>51168325
>he sabotaged his self-sabotage

/leanhogs/ bros... Don't call it a comeback. Orange juice niggers riding our nuts.

>>51168294
Post the picture of Party City you want him in front of, and I can get it done

>>51168326
that's old school af

>futures

>>51168341
>lumber
why though

>>51168325
Good to know!!

>>51168341
Looks like a good time to build that mancave/shed I've been wanting

>>51167704
Yahoo

I wrote a little program to analyze ess pee why over the years but it kept crashing in 2001 around week 37. Why? Oh because there was no market data that week because it was fucking 9/11. I nearly rewrote the entire thing because I thought I fucked something up. I am so fucking retarded sometimes

>>51168294
Why can't you make it you lazy nigger?

BEHOLD MY GREATEST CREATION

>buy soxl

I opened a short position on BBBY at close today, what am I in for?

>>51168341
>silver
LOL WHO WOULD BUY THAT STUFF, RIGHT????
LOL

>>51168325
You need to let go. You are too uptight. Back when my portfolio was around $1700, I constantly worried about losing money but then one day I bought SIDU and let go. Then after that I bought SIGA and let go. Then after that I bought GUSH and let go. Stop worrying if you'll lose money. You simply won't of you hold long enough. Start worrying that you didn't buy enough. Start worrying that you sold too early. Those are good problems to have. Ever since I changed my strategy I went from $1700 to $5000 in less than 2 months.

>>51168219
OG PRTY poster here. can confirm that I'm 100% certain this at least fills the gap back to $3, which would yield a 50% return.

I however again reject this "brick and mortar" narrative since they're also wholesale manufacturers and distributors of party goods. I also sincerely hope this doesn't cause the retard crowd to make it le next epic squeeze XD because it only has 9% of the float short

>>51168379
>buy soxl
>posts meth den
checks out

>>51168293
BNED makes money off globalhomo indoctrination in 240 College campuses. Pretty based jewish stock

>>51167137
>makeshift cardboard box shelves
>with notes carefully stored on top of paper towels
that’s EXACTLY it! that’s EXACTLY right!
That’s what’s so brilliant about it!
So simply yet so effective!
The brainlet fears the simplicity of my ULTIMATE creation!!

>buy soxl

>>51168380
picking up pennies in front of a steamroller when you could have just bought both puts and calls and profited either way

>>51168318
DENNbros... when's it supposed to be our turn?

And just like that, [insert words here]

behold everypony.... my freshly peed pants.

>>51168407
So this is what meth addiction looks like, sad!

>>51168407
>>51168379
Ah sweet schizo

>>51168398
shill me bned but playing earnings is dumb

>>51168407
damn i thought only us unix guys did shit like this

Futures seem ominous

>>51168398
If you can't beat them, join them. Outside of denouncing god or worshipping Lucifer, there is no reason not to. As I have said before, if you can't beat the Jew, become the Jew.

>>51168407
How is that organized?

>>51168343
ty fren

>>51168437
Who said you can buy BNED? This is just for me and Rocker.

>>51168341
Jesus christ.... Lean hogs niggas and OJ GANG TRUCE?!?!??

>>51168415
>that dump in May
Wtf happened?? Seems like a decent buy, though. Denny's was always based after the gym.
Have you taken a look at Texas Roadhouse? Seems legit...

ugh i think i'm lactose intolerant

>>51168451
I'm uncut.

>>51168464
What did he mean by this?

>>51168469
How did you come to this conclusion anon?

>>51168469

>>51168469
Aka not white

>>51168332
It more or less is, but PRTY has that retail zombie mojo. Also, this is the first regular autumn for normies since 2019. Parents and teachers will be spending more on social events after harming the early development of children with masks and isolation the last two years and change.
You also have to consider the low share price that's attractive to the poors. The reddit and stocktwits crowd are already starting to throw money at it because OMG 10 BY HALLOWEEN. I would tell them to sell at 2.50.

>>51168469
>ugh i think i'm lactose intolerant
My wife is a bit lacose intolerant; but she isn't full white...

>>51168468
Honestly didn't know Texas Roadhouse was publicly traded lmao

>>51168464
Something more along the lines of benevolent indifference

>>51168472
Not for long...

>>51168459
You were too slow so I made this one instead

>>51168496
I love eating medium rare cow meat there. Well, anywhere really

>>51168504
KEK LOL WTF TOMORROWS GONNA BE STINKY

>>51168284
Literally every single Asia exchange is green. But HS, which lost 40% of it's value since ATH. Nope RED. I hate Chinese financial markets so much

>>51168504
w-why is apu holding a cooked apu?

>>51168389
Based OG. I hope it gets a little momentum because you know it would drive /smg/ bonkers.

>>51168486
Did you not see their returns and profits from last quarter? Back to 10 dollars by Halloween

>>51168534
Lol, I have no idea. I just picked a random sad looking Apu in my folder. I apparently saved that one on April 20, 2021

>>51168504

>>51168554
It's priced in.

>>51168595
>It's priced in

>>51168608
Is PRTY the next BBBY

I lost 200$ today, not feeling so good my nigger. Down to my last 300 tomorrow. Puts or calls? Last bit of money left

>>51168629
maybe if we hype the plebbiters to go all in

>spike in frogposting
Is it time to buy calls on future /smg/ autism?

>>51168002
lmao that will be nothing compared to entire factories in China shutting down because they are running out of water and energy needed to make the EV shit.

>>51167726
And TPOXX is being used to treat a <1yr old baby with monkepox
SIGA isn't going any lower

Stop trying to force BBBY like it’s the next GME. It’s fucking not and fuck you.

So many lost and confused zoomers in this general. Let me give you some guidance. Just follow me and Boeing anons trades. We are both boomers and have been around the block. Hell he has a wife he's redpilled so hard she's afraid to check the mailbox because he's convinced her if she leaves the home she'll be raped by a pack of niggers. Stop wasting your time listening to others. Your daddies are here to wipe your tushes.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TJdM9dazxQo&feature=share

>>51168630
all in BNED

>>51168708
Dumb animeposter

>>51168704
>Implying it's us

>the disorganized brainlet fears the organizer chad
It’s as if you retards FEAR having your thoughts and notes stored in a coherent fashion!

>buy soxl

>>51168717
>website
>board
>general

>>51168708
bullish on boeing bc airbus is dependent on EU intergration and no US tarrifs

>every time I come to Smg it’s the worst thread ever

>>51168708
I'm sorry, but I find it incredibly sus that you are a drunk janny with a 4 digit account and I am supposed to take you seriously on PnDs

>>51168703
>>51167726
Someone loaded up bigly on SIGA today after hours

>>51167811
CRWD. I'm never wrong.

>>51168741

>>51168758
Trust this fool

>>51168741
>webm

>>51168486
Hmmm I’m intrigued enough to buy a Jan call atm we will see how this plays out

Not buying the shares tho

>>51168708
I'm not a lost and confused zoomer, I'm a boomer the same age as you. I guess it's midlife crisis time

>>51168774
I used to be like you then I lost everything on a bad options move

>futures

>>51168774
How many toilets would you have to clean to make this?

>>51168774
didn't you say you had 9k today from selling gush?

>>51168734
I finally sold soxl now I wait for the falling knives and let my bond/ real estate shorts/vix longs pay out. Today was week, but tomorrow should rain blood. Lots of economic data releases

>>51168741

>>51168787
Not. My. Problem.

>>51168799
he had to give some to his herpes infested girlfriend

>>51168793
3am est we should start raining blood with euro cpi releases

>>51168799
Correct

>>51168708
Lmao stop trying to form a cult

>>51168793
>This motherfucker doing Vogue shoots

>>51168819
Good

>>51168708
>boomer
>anime poster

>every fucking year /smg/ shitposts about getting into PRTY for the halloween pump
>except this year when that same opinion is now contrarian schizoism.

What the fuck happened. Did the whole general get either wiped out or made it in just one year? Where did everyone go?

>>51168821
What do you call a cult where everyone is successful?

>>51168820
Who goes to the hospital for that? Pussy ass spoiled bitch

>>51168854
>Where did everyone go?
There seems to be less posts about roping,right?

Stock futures rise slightly after second-straight negative session

>>51168856
then it’s called NXIVM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NXIVM

>>51168885
>futures
>rise

>>51168856
Quite the puffy pussy

>>51168887
Join the fucking startup

>>51168887
>new york
Wow

Why can’t bitcoin just die already

>>51168885
Based headline bot.

>>51168912
Unironically BTC is bottoming. If you have nothing better to put money in, just toss it in there for the next 2 years. You'll almost certainly make better gains than you will with stocks, unless you're an options autist.

>>51168937
>BTC is bottoming

>>51168887
I wish I could see all the wikipedia articles organized by amount of words contributed.

>>51168155
this is the perfect woman sort of woman
>skin white as snow
>cute
>just the right thiccness
>japanese/korean
when i make it i want a harem of cute plump soft asian girls

>>51168862
They perished because they were weak. Not yet have I seen true despair.

>>51168957
thats a man

What can I buy and sell tomorrow morning at a profit? I am watching:

>$CFVI
>$RVPH
>$EDRY

>futures

>>51168964
I shilled CFVI 2 weeks ago

>>51168937
I can't stop losing money on options it's so much fun

Local banks in China already gearing up for bankruptcy and commodity traders are begging for bailouts kek

https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/chinas-biggest-commodity-trader-faces-liquidity-crisis

>>51168958
>Not yet have I seen true despair.
turn off the lights and munch some datura

How do I short kpop? They have finally stopped stimulus spending first time in 13 years.

>>51168907
What’s the concept?
If it involves anything other than capturing and organizing the miasma of golden ideas that my brain poops out 24/7, then I’m out

Imagine being an ignorant bull, buying the top, blissfully unaware of the horrors that await you…

>>51168957
Tinny, is that you?
I need your help with making some cardboard shelves and efficiently layering them.
I think you’re the only BIG PICTURE thinker in this whole thread, yknow what I mean??

>>51169033
Startup anon literally said that it consists of capturing and organizing miasma of golden ideas scoopsies brain poops out 24/7

>>51169002
Non bank mortgage lenders (2/3rd of mortgage lending market) are going to get heemed by rates rising rapidly. They cant bundle enough mortgages fast enough before bond market has them underwater on them.

>>51169051
I'm selling everything if Pat.the.dentist is bearish

>>51169051
Ah yes, the horrors that await me for being half in oil and gas companies.

t. 2.9¢/kwh electricity NEET.

>>51169065
Holy shit.
Another big picture thinker.
A clairvoyant one at that.
In /smg/ of all places.
The stars have truly aligned for me this week, and the gods are signaling that I am in The Right Path.

>>51169056
i dont get your elf on a shelf idea...are you drying out your paper mache bukkake fan art?

>>51169083
I'll be in touch

You guys save some weird shit to your hds

>invest in good works
>heavenly bonds
>underwritten by God
>priceless and non-fungible
>can't be seized by creditors
>pay dividends in spiritual blessings
>maintain value after death
>unlimited return on investment

It's gonna crab all week, isn't it? I got some $404 SPY butterfly spreads ($401-$407) exp wed and some $404 butterflies ($394-$414) exp Friday. As long as we crab I'll make bank. Is any important reports coming out Friday or anytime this week I should watch out for?

>>51169085
It’s an elaborate system for organizing my captured ideas and scribbling into a highly compressible yet still highly available access system
It’s so brilliant but also so obvious and simple

>>51168407
What do the paper towels do? It's the germs right? You don't want your papers getting the germs? Smart man this is why those tech companies pay you so much

so is the stock market crashing soon or no?
is now a good time to make moves with $100k or should I stick to crypto

>>51169251
wait 6 months unironically, reassess the market. lots of uncertainty around inflation and macro, recessions etc.

>>51169213
Why don't you just buy a filing cabinet and some manila folders?

This market is being ran by HULK HOGAN it' refuse to be put down. He refuse to sell. He refuse to lay down for the COUNT. Shit even CHINA invaded Taiwan this market will only be down 0.5% for a few days and than we will see all time highs.

WATCHU GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN THIS STOCK MARKET PUTS ONE OVER ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!

>>51169204
Euro CPI 3am est

You seen what’s going on in Iraq? Hope you brought oil

>futures

>>51169285
How much is that likely to effect us?

>>51169284
>cult of Greg manarino bagholders have been predicting an ATH "soon" since February
>it's September and SPY is down 17% and dumping

Two more weeks

>>51167454
What about futures? Keeps getting rejected off 4040.

Where is that europoor who keeps calling me an "Amerilard"?

Not so tough now huh?

>>51169287
hurricanes....spr ending...china reopening...opec cutting production...no iran deal....iraq in turmoil....

oil brothers........inshallah....we.....are back

>>51169287
At the end of the day Iran hated Iraq as much as they hate the US so I almost feel like they would pick up production just to make sure Iraqis starve to death

>>51169329
I thought manarino indicator has been indicating extreme risk since before then, not ATH

>>51169287
Not my problem

>>51169336
>Can no longer directly shit on Europoors because their power's cut off
Bros, this really will be a dark winter...

>>51169350
That faggot was saying "ATH soon buy the banks and QQQ" all through the jan/feb/March giga dump. I checked his fake and gay nonsense indicator the week before this obvious head and shoulders and watched one of his videos and he was still bulling

>>51167851
>>51167863
Oh is this what meant

WERE GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

Ok can someone intelligently explain why futas are pumping so hard without snarky meme posting?

>>51169393
ah geez

>>51169346
they probably have a hand in it since it was... allah forgive me for saying this... a shiite cleric who resigned causing this turmoil. there will be no iran deal, not when biden is bombing their targets cause they attacked the american base

>>51169384
That's the guy that always looks like he hasnt slept in 8 days, isn't it?

>>51169398
Futures aren't up much man. If any index goes up over 1% your statement will be more meaningful

>>51169398
Look at the 5 day chart, it doesn't mean shit

>>51169398
Less than half a percent is not "pumping so hard".

>>51169407
Will the Green Zone actually need to be evacuated? Odds of seeing Kabul 2?

>bitcoin going up
Yeah its dumping at opening

>>51169416
He lives in Vegas and is an alcoholic that begs for $5 donations to gamble in the casinos between schizo "It's the end of the world but you should keep buying stock" rants. He is definitely the perfect poster boy for /smg/

>>51169398
s&p is ranging between 4015 and 4060. nothing unusual.

>>51167707
my savings account

Honestly not even worried about the market anymore, now I'm scared of the economy. My comfy no-pressure programming job is gonna get HEEMED by layoffs and when I get canned, I don't think I even want to do the coding meme anymore. I've got some money saved and """own""" a co-op apartment to live in, which nominally puts me ahead of the pack, but I still feel nothing but a sense of foreboding for the future. If I can break even, sure, I can wait for market magic to compound my savings. But that's IF I can break even for any reasonable length of time.

How do I short Netflix?

There's still a few good shows on it, but it definitely feels like that service has hit its peak.

https://youtu.be/k5t31cy8Tug

>>51169398
Just a band aid before Shemitah ends in September

>>51169398
turnaround tuesday meltup

>>51168092
my man here shidded and should have farded

>>51169398
>doesn't watch cnbc
Wow, stay poor (on Tuesday)

>>51169481
I'm not even a religious guy but they were right about worldly possessions just being a burden. Embrace the nigger pill and just steal shit from self checkout, drink malt liquor on the porch, discharge firearms at night inside city limits, do drugs and fuck whores. This country is fucked no matter what we do better off accelerating the demise maybe we can "build back better" after all liberals are left to rot in cages in public

>>51169481
My job involves selling car parts and we managed to beat last year's sales 2 weeks ago. I am also scared of demand destruction cause high gas prices owning everyone means cars are breaking down less

>>51169094
I’m absolutely disgusted and yet I can’t look away

Barnes and Nobel anon who was going to short it, did you? You brought this stock up.

hasn't been this comfy in so long
>spy 500 eow

>>51169562
If we get a recession going For Realz won't car parts sales go up because people stop buying new cars and string their shitboxes along longer instead?

What are some good support and resistance lines on SPY to scalp calls and puts demar (tomorrow in nigger talk)?

>>51169557
if you were in a fight and your opponent kept telling you that you should drop your guard and lose FASTER.

Would you do it?

Think about it. getting black pilled is what they want

>>51168462
fuck u i'm going all in

>>51169727
Support is at $400, resistance is at $411. There are probably lots of stop losses at or just below $400 so if it breaks it may dip quickly.

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