/biz/ - Business & Finance

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>you closed your short positions right bobo?
*RATTLE RATTLE THUD THUD*

First for good morning

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

UNLEASH THE CRAB

fucking niggers

why didn't it dump? are we out of the woods or just reloading for sellers?

>BBBY up 30%+ today
who knew meme stocks were such a great hedge against a rising interest rate environment

My uranium stays insanium but I have no idea if I should sell before jewish schemium

>You get $1 million if you manage to hold on for 5 full rounds
Would you try?

>>51160774
good morning, sir.

Is SIGA starting to turn around? Is it time to get back in?

>>51160766
Nasdaq will drop at least another 10-15% before you get any relief rally. And that‘s optimistic fagggg. Stupid fucking bulls i hate you retards.

>>51160228
SIGA sissies, $16 is the bottom. Prepare for back-to-school pump
>Gwinnett County elementary school notifies families about case of monkeypoop
https://www.cbs46.com/2022/08/29/gwinnett-county-elementary-school-notifies-families-about-case-MONKEYPOOP/

>>51160789
they just found a massive deposit of oil, uranium, and full conductors underneath BBBY headquarters!

>>51160781
why would someone do that?

>>51160800
Yes

No bullshit, no jewery, no tricks, very few memes, what is a realistic price for BBBY at the end of the squeeze?

There is no way oil goes up again tomorrow

>Slurpped oil at the right time
>Didnt buy enough
damnit...

>>51160785
>XLE is far outside it's average true range to a great degree, on any time frame
>it is overbought, and it is likely going to fall within the next week
>XLE current price: $84.87
>will check back in with you later in the week
"Stock prices can't go up violently. They have to retrace...because, ok?!" <- why TAfags are annoying.

Do you even know what oil is?

>>51160829
$2,000 because that's what HKD did.

>>51160829
I would consider selling at $25. 100% sell if it goes above $30

any1 trading on lightspeed? i'm looking for a direct access brokers who won't fucked my EU ass over. das trader pro is expensive AF

>>51160829
120-1200

>>51160849
some kind of derivative I think

>>51160829
not everything is a squeeze
it'll probably cap at 25

>>51160797
Yes and I would win

STUPID MARKET. HURRY UP AND DECIDE IF YOU WANT CRASH OR GO UP!!!!!

>>51160866
Well I've forgotten all that gay calculus shit so you may be right.

what is better, leveraged stock or margin?

>>51160879
just check your bokers fee

>>51160802
>Stupid fucking bulls i hate you retards.
We prefer the term "melt-up chads" it's a perfect hybrid between a bobo and a mumu.

>>51160849
oil is also overbought, over extended beyond true range, (in the short run) and will fall
I am not bearish on oil or the energy sector in the medium or long run
but for the next week, yes - oil and XLE will both fall
it would be stupid to buy here - there's a reason why people are selling covered calls today

>>51160875
Distribution on the 5min, it'll dump hard during sour hour

>>51160856
just use interactive brokers pro. You can send orders to specific market venues with their desktop app.
I’m p sure it’s available in most of the EU

Amazing how that fag powell continues to get btfo by the mm's, all talk no action

>>51160899
>>51160849
WTI $96.95
will check back in later in the week

i feel fucked up. this market...what the fuck

>>51160899
>>51160920
>VIENNA, Aug 29 (Reuters) - Iran has started enriching uranium with one of three cascades, or clusters, of advanced IR-6 centrifuges recently installed at its underground enrichment plant at Natanz, a report by the U.N. atomic watchdog to member states seen by Reuters said on Monday.

>Iran is using the cascade of up to 174 machines to enrich uranium to up to 5% purity, the confidential report said. Of the other two IR-6 cascades at the underground plant, one was undergoing passivation, a process that precedes enrichment, and the other had not yet been fed with nuclear material, it added.

>>51160879
Selling naked puts on margin. Get paid to borrow money

>>51160916
Imagine being in arguably the most powerful position on earth and you STILL get mogged by rich Jews.

how come Interactive Brokers wont approve me for options trading? Wtf

AEVA

I decided to try an Americano today
Hopefully my adventurousness brings good fortune to the markets

>>51160900
fuck me... 2m on NASDAQ looks like a near-perfect head and shoulders forming

>>51160929
you need to lie and say you have 100k in assets and 2y option trading experience

>>51160929
Lie

>will it crash or will it pump???
What you should be asking yourself is, "Does it look strong, or does it look weak?" Well, /biz/? I'm waiting.

>>51160928
kek this, imagine his seethe right now

>>51160939
>>51160939
>>51160939

>>51160975
>"Does it look strong, or does it look weak?"
The economy looks weak which therefore makes the market strong.

>>51160899
>oil is also overbought, over extended beyond true range, (in the short run) and will fall
No.

And just like that, Jim Brandon healed the recession. Stocks were never red again.

I'm beginning to think being always-online has warped our perceptions of reality. Is it possible things aren't as bad as we think?

>>51160926
What the fuck are they doing? There's nobody in the world that's going to buy their uranium for new nuclear power plants.

>>51161060
Why do you think the Sprott Physical Uranium Trust has such a low expense ratio? Hello.

>>51161013
Yes.

>waiting for this crash
>covered call plays all thrown way out
>sitting on a lot of premium
I know as soon as I touch my reserves this market will fuck me
So I wait
Damn Im bored

i think we crab around 404/405 until close for max pain

Jim Brandon: Market God

anybody have the TA on spy with the meme lines? some guy last night predicted futures would bounce off a certain moving average and they actually did. I'm impressed

Sold my GUSH today. It was just a good opportunity to take profits in an uncertain market. I now have $9k to throw into something else. I will be patient until I find the right move.

>>51161090
it's sad he's braindead. he will never understand how good he was.

I just watched the honkey tonk man get blitzed by the ultimate warrior and lose the IC title belt. this must be how new inexperienced bobos felt buying puts this morning at the bottom

>>51160750
Black gold. Texas tea.

longs already green and shorts closed at open, perferct!

>>51161118
A true sign of intelligence is not knowing how intelligent you are. If only Trump were as intelligent as Jim Brandon.

>>51161077
Again, if you were trading copper or PRTY or some shit, you might be on to something. TA would have some value.

But you are talking about oil. In August, the year of our Lord 2022.

It's like those retards talking about MACD and support for SIGA at 22, no, wait, 20. No, it's now oversold down here at 17. OK, it *has* to bounce from 15.

URANIUM BROS!

>>51161119
>this morning at the bottom

>/smg/ wondering why it's not crashing, some are even angry
yeah we're going much higher

don't worry bobo
i'll handle this

>>51161153
Of course we are going higher. Jim Brandon is in control.

I can't wait until we get DeSantis in the white house. It'll usher in a new era of good feelings seeing his young white kids run around the white house. We may be down, but we will be back.

>>51161143
I sold my TQQQ for a heavy loss this morning... i should have waited.... I got shook out by Mumu's trying to make some cash before this shit collapses this fall

This is some extreme crabbing.

>>51161137
The price obeys.
If more unexpected news continues to break, yeah, it can move higher, but barring no other news, it is going to fall

>>51161153
>/smg/ schizos posting that the market will go in both directions
crab confirmed

Look at him, he just exudes confidence.

>>51161139
WHY DIDN'T I BUY LAST WEEK

>>51161130
very insightful anon. trump should humble himself and take notes on how a real leader does things.

>>51161204
>/pol/ being on there and not one of the barbel weights

you wouldn't even be in that position had you not known any better or learned by lurking there in 2015-2018

>>51160650
>Maybe next time bobo.
-0.30% is your victory? Sad!

>Biden shills
Dump incoming

>>51160899
TA has limitations. there's no range, no overbought, no retracement. the story and/or macro forces driving prices can change and stay changed and TA never takes this into account. OPEC cutting production makes meme lines irrelevant

>>51161238
it's a pretty old picture, fren

>>51161204
>women four different times
You got some (women) issues, bud.

>>51161199
Is September 5th unexpected news? Do you have a fancy indicator smart enough to indicate extreme risk on that day?

Or does your chart autism not work on days when the equity markets are closed?

>>51161239
Look at the triple bearish div forming on DXY weekly.
You keep doubting but Powell will get his soft landing.
SPX to 4800 eoy is all but guaranteed.

>>51160380
>early life

Give me backteating resources. I’m using yfinance which is great but it doesn’t have much options data

Tick tock mumu

>>51161060
>new nuclear power plants.
Burgers...?

>>51161304
>4
i count at least 8 different times

>>51161320
Barchart's got some good options price history IIRC.

That pump was retarded

>>51161280
>>51161199
>barring no other news, it is going to fall
>OPEC cutting production makes meme lines irrelevant

>>51161238
yeah but it is 2022 and /pol/ is full of trannies

>>51161320
I don't think there is any free site with historical options data

>>51161333
Checked it’s to prepare for the 3:05pm sell off

What percentage of these thread is just shitposting and what is actually useful for news and getting a feel for the markets?

WTFWT

>>51161060
>nuclear power plants.
Cool it with your antisemitism.

Look at that fomo candle hope none of you bought

Hahaha Bobo bhenchods!!!!!!

i embed truths and useful information in my ironic shitposts. it's up to you to decipher them

>>51161350
>implying shit posting isn't its own art of signal deciphering.

>t. I hold both TQQQ and SQQQ bought at the same time.

>>51161350
Yes

ok yea. MMs are engineering a max pain EOD

>>51161280
large institutions almost always make trades before news is made public and the chart reflects their movements. that is what TA is. sometimes the chart lies, but usually it tells the truth

>>51161219
I have a buy waiting on UUUU at 6.25. Lower gaps fill about 90% of the tiem.

>>51161350
75% and 0% respectively

>>51161386
>t. I hold both TQQQ and SQQQ bought at the same time.
This man's done his research

Go down, you stupid piece of shit

>stock is down 85% in last 5 years
>"heh, what a shit co. I'd never put my money in that!"

>stock is up 2,000% in the last 5 year
>"all in, YOLO! to the moon!"

why are we as humans doomed to assume that past performance is equal to future results? line goes up forever and line goes down forever?

>>51161393
They gracefully played all calls and puts today... now it’s time to doomp et

okay soxl you can go back up now its safe bro

>>51161060
Japan is going to give it another go.

>>51161350
>feel for the markets

Techbros...

>>51161393
I thought markets only played Max Payne on big opex Fridays?

>KASHKARI: I AM DELIGHTED BY THE MARKET'S REACTION TO THE JACKSON HOLE.
>I KNOW HOW SERIOUS WE ARE ABOUT LOWERING INFLATION. AND I BELIEVE THE MARKETS WERE MISINTERPRETING THAT AT THE LAST FOMC MEETING
> I WAS NOT THRILLED TO SEE THE STOCK MARKET RALLY FOLLOWING OUR MOST RECENT FEDERAL OPEN MARKET COMMITTEE MEETING

>>51161432
Based

>>51161432
>Techbros...

>>51161436

>>51161219
It's pretty volatile, just wait for a dip

>>51161393
that's true i checked the dark pools

>>51160750
Power hour SPY pump to 406.90
Cant wait to reenter my shorts

what the fuck

>>51161416
i didnt know other high IQ posters used this board.

>>51161432
>>51161454
>>51161455
>>51161462
Fucking SQQQ it is kek

My lil AEVA doin somethin

>>51161432

>>51161429
It’s all about feel and you will not convince me otherwise.

>>51161418
>if this was a good stock smarter people than me would be buying right now
>if this was a bad stock smarter people than me would be selling right now
at least that's how it is for me. i keep missing great plays because i assume i am late to the party because there are a lot of people in the market who are way smarter than i am. i almost went all in on oil companies in december last year but thought big brained people had already figured it out and priced it in

how come no one is talking about $asts?

>>51161432
You can trust him. He was right about bear Stearns I wish I had bought moar when he told me too

>>51161439
Kashkari? Actually the Hindu word for "bear".

>>51161455
50,000 canopic jars A TURN?!

>>51161432
The inverse Cramer signal has been played out since he rang the opening bell some weeks ago.

>>51161073
>Why do you think the Sprott Physical Uranium Trust has such a low expense ratio? Hello.
what is this supposed to mean

>>51161416
This man is on his way to lambo’s, premium escorts, Mai Tai’s, palm trees and sea breeze..

>>51161418
We evolved that instinct because it's correct.
A company down 85% is going to get delisted unless the facts change.
A company up 2000% over 5 years has demonstrated sustainable growth until the facts change.

>>51161467
imagine not being deeply invested in CUM and CUM related stocks
JUST IMAGINE

Here's Johnny fathands next play via Boeing anons suggestion. He did his DD on the stock but is currently suffering from a long ban. Those that want to take a chance pick up some shares.

>>51161439
>blocks your path
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-29/neel-kashkari-happy-to-see-the-stock-market-s-reaction-to-jackson-hole
https://archive.. ph/PzXxX
>“One of the biggest mistakes they made in the 1970s at the Fed is they thought that inflation was on its way down. The economy was weakening. And then they backed off and then inflation flared back up again before they had finally quashed it,” Kashkari said. “We can't repeat that mistake.”
>Kashkari’s comments come after his transformation from one of the Fed’s preeminent doves to its biggest hawk. He said earlier this month that he would support lifting the central bank’s benchmark interest rate to 3.9% by the end of this year, and to 4.4% by the end of 2023.
>That makes him the most aggressive participant on the Fed’s rate-setting Federal Open Market Committee, according to the ‘dot plot’ of interest-rate projections published after the central bank’s June policy meeting. Officials will update their projections when they meet next month.
>“This is not a labor market-driven surge of inflation, right? This is not this traditional story where the labor market gets tight, wages climb, businesses have to pass those costs on, and then that leads to inflation,” he said. “This inflation has been driven by mostly by supply chains, by the war in Ukraine and by a lot of fiscal and monetary stimulus putting money into people's pockets and wages have been climbing.”

>>51161507

>>51161386

>>51161513
I'm joking that a Canadian ETF is buying enriched uranium from Tehran at a discount. Then just holding it in a vault in Toronto or something idk.

>>51161514
>>51161468
Your portfolio's total return should always include "Amount of fun had".

>>51161506
apparently it means rentoid? https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/hindi-english/%E0%A4%95%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B6%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%95%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%80#:~:text=tenancy%20variable%20noun,%2C%20kAshtakArI%2C%20kaashtakaaree%2C%20k%C4%81shtak%C4%81r%C4%AB%2F

AAAAAAAAA PUT HAVERS HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO US

>>51161507
That was a red day during the bullrun in July

>>51161339
There's always news, a war, a hurricane, the SPR ending, China reopening, energy substitution etc. Lots of TA anon said oil they were bearish on oil in August and now it looks like wti will hit 100 again.

>>51161554
Yes but it was a small one in the context of what became a massive rally. He literally gave us the perfect entry.

>>51161546
I'll be damned...

>>51161525
rocker challenge: go one month without insider trading

>>51161528
Why is that bald guy looking at me like it's rape time?

So basically major banks were on the verge of a liquidity crisis, but we couldn't have an outright bailout; so we shut down the world for 2 years over covid while the F.E.D. printed a gorillion dollars. Now we have to destroy a lot of that money?

Based on some /smg/ posts, for a swing into tomorrow, i boughteded:
>SIGA
>DRIP
>SOXL

If i lose, i will be back tomorrow to call you all retards for giving me bad financial advice.
If i win, i'll be back to call myself a genius.

>>51161528
All they need to do is fix the fucking supply chains.
That is all.
They are doing untold damage with rate hikes.

back to green

>>51161525
>when rocker is up 100% and im down 80%
why not u did me good the last 3 times

>>51160797
OH N-
>>51160800
Not yet

>>51161551
Dont tell me you bought or kept your puts after friday

this is a deadcat bounce, expect it to go down after this, buy more puts today for cheap prices

>>51161481

price targets?

This chart is a work of art(manipulation). Well done Citadel

>>51161519
>until the facts change
that's a broad statement that I mean to interpret "it works until it doesn't".

SHOP will never delist despite being down 85%, yet I know many people who bought it on the way up because it was up so much. Same with BB in 08. Same with NFLX. Now that they're down, people shit on them for being down, but that doesn't make sense to me.

I get that "companies that perform well tend to go up" and "companies that perform poorly tend to go down", but I know lots of people who will turn away from an opportunity on the basis that the 5 or 1 year return is bad, which annoys me to no end.

So are we still calling it Putin's Price Hike?

>>51161528
>and monetary stimulus putting money into people's pockets
ey woah woah, you're not supposed to admit that, buddy. sit down and shut up

>>51161623

Short term? $20

https://www.robotics247.com/article/sick_and_aeva_partner_to_bring_4d_lidar_to_industrial_sensing_applications/sensors

>>51161637

>>51161432
RIP in piece tech stonks

>>51161642
No. Now it's Dark Putin's Price Hike.

>>51161551
C'MAAAAAN I NEED A SMALL WIN TODAY

>>51161645
he's talking about the couple hundred bucks everyone got, not the 80% of all money being printed in a year

>>51161481
>>51161649
i have a very high confidence value that this is CLF tranny
and based on the way this post was spaced, he's samefagging himself like he used to with CLF
>>51161623

Oh man, we have much higher to go

SPY 480 for soft landing

>>51161565
Sounds like cope

>>51161680
I'm sorry, I only trade off <1 month old Tony Dwyer screencaps.

>>51161673

I hope he is, I missed CLF going to 30

anyone looking at WWE stock? yes, the fake wrestling company. their earnings growth actually looks decent over the past 5 years

lmao

>>51161574
Not my fault I was born Jewish.

>>51161701
have a rare Dwyer meme bro

>>51161713
whenever I read comments like that I picture this image in my head

>>51161528
Finally a fed member with some balls

>>51161713

>>51161713

>>51161701

>>51161713
ugh, it just will go up, ok, it just will

>>51161713
impressive how friday's 3% drop is ignored

>>51161713

>>51161640
Shop never made any sense being at the levels it was at... It was da joos pumping it like it was amazon during the scamdemic. Has anybody here even ever used shop? I haven’t.

NERV

>>51161713
Concern trolling: the post

>>51161642
I'm going to call it the Biden Bungle and you can't stop me.

>>51161772
shoppify makes a software store package, it's not a marketplace like amazon

>>51161494
I guess I just assume there's no such thing as "smart money". Plenty of people bought BABA back when Munger did at $250 given he was smart. Cathie Woods was considered "smart money" at one point.

All I do is look for companies where the chart looks like dogshit and see if there's anything redeeming about it. I hate averaging up more than anything on this planet so I struggle to buy into any company that's already been in a prolonged bull market.

>>51161781
bullish on human instrumentality

man there was so much money to be made today, but i'm just out of day trades.

>>51161781
Get in the stock, Shinji.

>>51161796

The based contrarian value finder

>>51161701

>>51161714
give me a nice 7X again and I will stop hating your jew friend

Steel is a safe bet.

EVERYTHING is being priced in by the FED. The only thing not being priced in is a black swan event. Like Taiwan being Invaded by CHINA> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHahahaha

>>51161820

>>51161579
So a standard tuesday then?

>>51161840
Dumb kpop poster

>>51161640
>that's a broad statement that I mean to interpret "it works until it doesn't".
I suggest lurking more until you can pick up on meanings more accurately than that.
The "facts" of a company that's down 85%, most of the time, are that it's earnings are decreasing over years. So the facts changing would be a surprise profit, perhaps caused by a new product line or a change in consumer practices.
SHOP is not a typical example. You should know that SHOP suffered a collapse in its inflated multiple, the other component of value alongside earnings. That had very little to do with its earnings tracked over years.
>I get that "companies that perform well tend to go up" and "companies that perform poorly tend to go down"
If you trusted yourself and your knowledge that NFLX has always performed poorly, you could have scaled into a short position every time it hit a certain price point or even a certain multiple.

why UPRO down

>>51161820
BNED has earnings on the 31st. Here is some of Boeing anons DD

>>51161819
Fuck that was classic lol

>PLUG stock down -1.5%
>PLUG puts also down

fuck you niggers. PLUG got caught cooking the books for the past 4 years and fired KPMG because they called them out on it

You know what /smg/ I think I'm getting pretty heckin sick of these black fellas

>BBBY pumping again

Lotta oilbear bucks out there gettin' mighty ornery

i got fucked today and not in a good way..

>>51161891
Ey that shit is scary as fuck. HOLY SHIIIIT!!!!!

>>51161857
NFLX CEO recently came out and indicated that they are going to pivot away from the shovelware woke content that they've been doing for the past several years. He acknowledged that it's not working and that they're bleeding subscribers because of low-quality content. Hopefully we'll see that materialize into some decent productions. For now I think it's worth holding. I got in after the recent crash.

WHERE MY CHEAPIES AT????

>>51160789
I'm not a woman or a faggot so I've never been to BBBY. I don't care about the chink junk that is no doubt the backbone of their stupid business. None of what they do means shit to me.
But I cheer for BBBY because I assume its jump today has resulted in at least one disgusting jew killing itself and that means it's fucking awesome. Run you motherfucker!

>>51161927
SIGA is pretty cheap at $16

>>51161882
Hey thats my entire portfolio
>underlying has moved halfway to target in two weeks
>still has two months
>my option still has lost value

>>51161939
Wait for sub-15 and a school outbreak. Until then just keep an eye on it.

>>51160750
Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/393069825

>>51161923
They need to go quality over quantity like what HBO did back in the early 2000s. Stop making junk for the woke minorities and start making content that's interesting and hard hitting.

SAVA. Lol. They didn't listen. About the call spreads.

>>51161961
I think we would have reached $15 today if SIGA was going that low
Schools are already notifying parents of positive monkeypoop cases, outbreaks are imminent

>>51161714
how does a jew get access to inside trading
>t. fellow jew

>>51161923
Could be interesting, imagine how deep the rot goes at the company though. They should have spent 10 years creating the centralized content production house of the future. Paradigms don't shift themselves, they require manhours, but those hours were squandered. Billions of dollars of creative and technical talent down the drain. At this point shareholders should hand over the reigns to an unknown element like Mel Gibson and pray for the best.

The SAVA call spreads. The IV convexity. The Vomma. The convexity of vega. The IV crush. The probabilities. The RV/IV ratio. The volga.


The Vomma Holocaust.

>>51161999
Nice trips, but if you don't know, you just aren't Jewish enough.

>>51161575

>>51161996
>outbreaks are imminent
Another week and maybe we'll be seeing one. I'm not going back in until I see it spreading quickly among non-fags.

>yes, hello pajeet is on the loose again

wtf. nothing is happening

What the fuck is with these giant volume spikes on the NASDAQ? I'm seeing about 20 billion in volume

>>51162022
yeah i don't fast for yom kippur + observe the sabbath so that might be why. hell i dont observe any of the jewish holidays. fuck you're right im not jewish enough.

I'm here for the closing dump

>>51162047
there won't be any

>>51162046
Baggot might be able to find you a nice rabbi to talk to.

>>51161494
also, just to see if i'm right and i end up missing another play:

>EU caps prices on electricity. instead of printing money they force private companies to take the hit, and in return they will be promised some sort of carrot in 2023/2024
>high likelihood of EU bureaucrats getting drunk on power and extending the price caps to involve gasoline as well, making for a great short play on oil stocks with exposure to the EU

>ok yea. MMs are engineering a max pain EOD

>>51161876
Proprietary formula values BNED at $3.54 right now based on last quarters earnings. Could change with earnings on 8/31.

>>51162047

>>51162066
pajeet stop

Do we have any central bankers in here? I need to know if I should expect more pain, or less pain in the coming couple weeks?

>>51162084
Ur mad? Ur upset? That I went vomma hunting?

Why is SWN such a piece of shit

>>51162078
Boeing anon has been on a bit of a hot streak and autistically picks apart stocks. Even though I was and still am bearish on PRTY he threw $10k at it and is up. BNED has already bled hard over the year and now with student loans being forgiven, people are ready to load up on debt again. Bullish for overpriced college textbooks.

>>51161857
the thing is if you wait for "the facts to change", you're already too late because everyone is either running for the hills on bad news or buying as much as they can on good news. the only way to make money is to predict IF and WHEN the facts will change, but hardly anyone actually tries to do this. they just look at what's going on now and assume it'll continue forever. I just hate the "consensus" even though there's the "wisdom of crowds".

>NFLX has always performed poorly
that was not the case until 2022 given it was up 300% from 5 years ago prior. the only way to have made money off that is to proactively fight the consensus and bet that the facts WOULD change.

What is it about wh*te women that makes them invest in CHWY?

>>51162103
probably isn't getting supported by gov handouts like most "businesses"

>>51162101
yea, I'm seething

Hedge funds that specialize in Zamma swaps like Bridgewater, Ambrus, etc. are keeping SPX put options sold heavily and that is keeping VIX down and SPX propped up.

Once the zamma perps are closed we'll see a liquidity cascade and the market will get very volatile again.

>>51162047
Impeccable timing Bobro

nice meltup

>>51162132
lol max pain isn't a real thing. it's just center of hedging. MM is a very thin-margin business for most market makers at least. they don't control shit and are competing HUGELY with other market makers. MM space is super competitive

>YANG MOTHERFUCKING GANG
you guys did bet against the Chinese economy right? Right?!

This day is giving me deja vu. It's like the exact pattern to one of the days we had back in late june

>>51162175
I've been having a lot of deja vu lately.

>>51161910
I'm getting tired seeing you chink posting faggot every thread

Lol
Lmao
>uranium

>>51162175
this. fucking sucked- i sold positions in the premarket when it looked like it would crash today- missed all my crab plays. Sucks ass...

>>51162167
I grabbed 1k shares at 14.22, good call

https://www.digitimes.com/news/a20220829PD210.html

What happened in December of 2018 that led to such a large drop in SPY/the market? Playing around with TradingView for the first time and I guess I've never zoomed out that far before on a stock

>>51160809
I don't think 16 is the bottom. If there are 100k cases in the States by the end of September, most of them are kids, and there is massive backlash against the FDA and monkey vaccines then SIGA should spike. I still think 40-50 is possible but what I painful bag it must be to carry. I'm so glad I took profit.

>>51161910
Tinny 2.0

>>51162181
I just had it 10 min ago reading this thread... what does it mean when a ton of people around the world start getting it at the same time? Im sure lurkers are as well.

i cant decide what i want for dinner but it wont be fig newtons

>>51162175
Don’t worry CNBC was calling for “Turn Around Tuesday!” This morning

>>51162057
You were saying?

>>51162143
Thank you

>>51162234
>I've been eating the bugs all these years
FUCK

>>51162224
Rate increases and taper tantrum

>>51162234
You vill eat ze cookie

>>51162235
PROVE IT!

do not redeem

>>51162234
Eat the bugs, also how do i short figs?

>>51162224

powell said rate hikes were on "autopilot" and tried to begin QT. Market had a temper tantrum (Rightfully so, valuations were 30% higher than to be expected in a tightening environment)

Once trump tweeted and threatened to remove him he pussied out and reversed everything

>>51162234
>>51162259
>tfw like figs
It's over.

Can I get a (You)? I just wanna see how Kuroba-ex deals with highlights

>>51162286

there will be a green market tomorrow. the rally will happen. the fed will have to pivot.

>>51162286
no

hope it was only retail and none of our own bull retards who got trapped today, right? Now it gaps down 1.5% and finishes tomorrow -4.5% for the day

>>51162298
or maybe today was just a smol dead cat bounce that has now ended

>>51162234
plum gang ww@?

>close near low of day
>somehow mumu thinks thats bullish

>>51162057

>those last 15 minutes

>>51162314
I missed my chance to add to my CVNA short???

>>51162124
>the thing is if you wait for "the facts to change", you're already too late because everyone is either running for the hills on bad news or buying as much as they can on good news.
yes but most of the time the facts do not change.
taking a contrarian position requires unique insight or taking advantage of a widespread blindness.
when they do change you generally have days, sometimes months to take a position while the market works through its denial and inertia.
>I just hate the "consensus" even though there's the "wisdom of crowds".
Why? Learn to love it. The simplest bet you can make is that corporate profits will keep rising, and the longer your outlook the more reliable that is. for short term, if the consensus switches to "shit's fucked" then position yourself to ride that wave.
>>NFLX has always performed poorly
>that was not the case until 2022 given it was up 300% from 5 years ago prior. the only way to have made money off that is to proactively fight the consensus and bet that the facts WOULD change.
No, you're conflating price and earnings again. NFLX wasn't performing well as a company, ever. Revenue growth couldn't keep up with speculators' expectations.
If you like thinking about these things, good, use your expertise to figure out that Apple, Google, and Microsoft deserve their valuations more than NFLX does.

New

>>51162341
>>51162341

>>51162336
I don't think it's too late to short anything

>>51162324
you really want to be on my side?

>>51162297
>>51162300
Arigato, I think I'm gonna use this instead of kuroba dev because floens and Adamentcheese are both dead. Rip.

>>51162382
>>51162382
>>51162382
>>51162382
>>51162382

>>51162234
I question whether or not this is reality. It's almost like how the cultural marxists say white ppl don't exist. They're erasing fig Newton history bros!

>You should eat the bugs because you've always eaten the bugs

>>51162096
>Do we have any central bankers in here? I need to know if I should expect more pain, or less pain in the coming couple weeks?
the next 4 quarters will have 0 real GDP growth, so more pain

>>51162297
fucking hell that paper is hilarious

>>51161304
He's right though
>>51161238
One weight is /pol/, the other is /biz/

>>51161060
>There's nobody in the world that's going to buy their uranium for new nuclear power plants.
China is a buyer.

>>51162556

His channel is pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/philjamesson

>>51162234
Fake.

>https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/is-it-true-there-are-dead-wasps-in-figs/
>Luckily for us, the female fig produces an enzyme that digests this wasp completely. The crunchy bits are seeds, not wasp parts.
>https://www.oddbox.co.uk/blog/are-there-dead-wasps-in-figs-how-figs-are-grown
>Before you go thinking that those crunchy seeds in figs are in fact bits of dead wasp, let us set you straight. There are no dead wasps in figs. Just seeds - nothing more.
>Remember, not all figs have wasps in them. Some varieties - including many grown for the supermarkets - don’t need to be pollinated by fig wasps. Instead, they’re sprayed with certain hormones to make the fruit ripen or they’re simply a type of fig that doesn’t need pollination.
>Despite their rather unique growing process, figs are vegan. This is widely accepted by a number of vegan organisations who have concluded that because the wasps have already been absorbed by the fruit by the time they’re harvested, you’re not actually eating a living creature.