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>>51159304
This market sucks more than Remy Lacroix's 2022 porn comeback.

>> No.51159342
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it was fake and gay and you cant convince me otherwise.

>> No.51159343

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

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>>51159331
wow

>> No.51159358

Anyone holding ASML?

>> No.51159360

JUST CRASH ALREADY, FUCKER. I HAVE ALL THIS CASH SITTING ON THE SIDELINES WAITING FOR IT BUT YOU JEWS KEEP FUCKING UP MY PLANS.

>> No.51159362

>>51159331
jesus christ delete this

>> No.51159365

>>51159331
LMFAO WTF!?!!?

>> No.51159370
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Uranium

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>>51159331

>> No.51159379

>>51159331
midget porn is awesome

>> No.51159385

my stop loss was at 1.03 and it got triggered. 1.03 was the low of the day too so far.....


are the big noses hunting my stops cos i write mean things about them online?

>> No.51159386

>>51159331
lmao the absolute state of women
thank god we didn't force them to be respectable mothers, this is far more entertaining

>> No.51159388
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I asked out the cute sperg developer from work.

>> No.51159400
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buckle up, g a p has been filled

>> No.51159403

make the dumpies! DUMPIE WUMPIES SPURP THE POOPY DIPPY

>> No.51159405
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>>51159331
She's got a bigger beer gut than me kek.

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>>51159388
>from work
Anon...

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>>51159360

>> No.51159422
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the real /smg/ is the crabs we get along the way

>> No.51159427

>>51159385
yes it is well known the jews fear smg gaining too much power

>>51159388
good job anon, come back with stories of your autistic spaghetti spilling pls

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>>51159388
Dumb frogposter

>> No.51159442
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>>51159410
Fuck it we gaan.

>> No.51159444

>>51159388
kek green text the HR meeting afterwards.

>> No.51159449
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>>51159422

>> No.51159454

>>51159331
ah remi, every year just worse than last

>> No.51159455
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>>51159385
Your broker was front running your trades and knew the exact penny to auto capitulate your position lmao

>> No.51159458
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I fucking told you it was fake and gay.

>> No.51159467
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>futures

>> No.51159468

>>51159422
STFU CRAB FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CRAB! I GOT MY ACCOUNT FLAGGED BECAUSE YOU MADE ME DAY TRADE> YOU FUCKING CRAB FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YOUU!

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>>51159436
take this back now!

>> No.51159482
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>NTI scenario predicted 10k cases by September 2022
>USA already has 17k cases
The SIGA fudders are wrong, monkeypoop is still happening and $16 is the bottom
SIGA WILL go to $100

>> No.51159488
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OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>> No.51159505
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Mumu,you still there?

>> No.51159506
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>>51159388
LIVE ACTION SHOT FROM ANONS FIRST DATE WITH THE CUTE AUTISTIC GRIL

>> No.51159514
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I told you mumu’s your fun time was over, fake and gay mumu rally is cancelled >>51159301

>> No.51159518

question for uranium fags
why are we not seeing any movement in uranium prices
the commodity price is not telling the same story as the miners price - it has been completely flat
do you believe it has just been delayed, and will rise in time?
what is your explanation for uranium remaining flat while the miners have gone up 20% post Japan announcement
don't you find that unusual?

>> No.51159522
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SHIT AND PISS 500

I PUT 10K INTO AMAZON, I WANT TO PUT MORE.

COME ON, FAT BEAR FUCKIN SHITS

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>>51159331

>> No.51159524

>>51159482
>SIGA WILL go to $100
you almost convinced me... it is also not deadly.

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>>51159331
Remy bros...

>> No.51159539
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>>51159331
posting this should be a banable offense

>> No.51159544
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>>51159518
uranium miners are shorting uranium

>> No.51159549

>>51159467
atrocious webm encoding

>> No.51159560
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Bitcoin is crashing finally. Hold on to your butts.

>> No.51159565

I'm seeing the markets preform at average 250% the rate of CHANGE in the dollar index. Is this accurate?

>> No.51159567

>>51159544
Are uranium miners run by da joos?

>> No.51159569

>>51159560
can i hold on to your butt instead?

>> No.51159575

SPY should be 395 right now

>> No.51159579

>>51159549
I know, i can still see those "things" clearly.

>> No.51159582

>>51159569
>>51159569
only if you are femoid, and if so show tits or gtfo.

>> No.51159598

>>51159567
>he doesn't know about the rare glowing jew

>> No.51159604

>>51159598
All jews glow, just at different brightness levels.

>> No.51159605
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>>51159598

>> No.51159607

>>51159518
>question for uranium fags
Uranium fags aren't human imagine buying uranium stocks after they've x10-x20 in the span of two years.

>> No.51159608

>>51159567
What's a joo?

>> No.51159614
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Markets are crashing and SQQQ is doing nothing. I can never win.. oh well..

>> No.51159620

BBBY is printing!!!!

>> No.51159622

>>51159608
A juicy poo

>> No.51159626
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Wait. Rally cancelled. It's over.

>> No.51159637

>>51159614
that's what you get for gookposting and it's honestly not enough of a punishment

>> No.51159639

>>51159622
wait, then what's a rudy poo

>> No.51159638

>>51159526

Bahahahaha

Wtf

>> No.51159655
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>>51159331
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>> No.51159662

>>51159582
i might identify as a femoid if its a nice butt

>> No.51159668
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STARBUCKS(SBUX) is going cashless starting October 1st 2022
there has been chatter about a "cash free" central bank digital currency coming this december from uncle joe for a few months now too

>> No.51159669

>>51159655
that's a pig hoof

>> No.51159670

>>51159304
Does petrobras really pay 40% dividend?

>> No.51159673

Teslabros, how are we looking?

Shares ON SALE today and just begging to be snapped up. I cannot see the color red without thinking "it's time to buy more Tesla!"

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>boomer dad is still convinced inflation is caused by the supply chain

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>>51159668
It’s coming anon, hope you know Jesus Christ

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>>51159688
dubs confirm.

>> No.51159703
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>>51159668
>Fed Now
2023, apparently.

>> No.51159707

>>51159524
>is also not deadly.
Neither was covid lmao

>> No.51159711

>>51159688
Wait this is actually on track lol.

>> No.51159713

>>51159688
ah yes a dead jew will save us from current year kikery i'm sure

>> No.51159714
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Should I sell XOM and use profits to buy something else, or keep holding forever? Up 20% now. This is for my Roth IRA and these positions I plan to hold for at least 5 years maybe forever.

AAPL
MSFT
BX
WMT
XOM

>> No.51159719

>>51159703
This is going to make the IRS’s job sooo much easier

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>>51159549
I still use webm for retards, is there a better way these days?

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>>51159304
I have been holding cash since early 2022

>> No.51159739
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>>51159673

>> No.51159737
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>>51159703
but how do we profit from this

>> No.51159750

>>51159668
this is it, this is the first shot of the secret war on cash.

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>>51159737
Profit?

>> No.51159758
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I expected to be down big today with the state of the market and what the Fed is doing and of course the Jews, but I'm actually up 1%. Any other success stories today?

>> No.51159767

>>51159719
if you're a wageslave the irs already knows exactly how much you owe. The make you file taxes just to lord it over you

>> No.51159770

>>51159758
nice going my man

>> No.51159772
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>> No.51159775

>>51159668
Government hates cash due to under the table income

>> No.51159777
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>>51159731
I use batch files to call FFMPEG directly. The main thing is that you have the set the CRF, this way you won't accidentally end up with lowest bitrate garbage.

>> No.51159778

Sick of waiting for the market to turn green. Who the fuck is selling when it's so blatantly obvious the Fed is gonna pivot? Why do some people wish so badly for suffering to be inflicted to others? It's disgusting behavior.

>> No.51159788

>>51159758
sold my put at open

>> No.51159793

these fuckin' robinhood bar charts are microscopic

>> No.51159798

>>51159767
Except many wagies make money on the side various ways with unreported cash transactions

>> No.51159797
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Is there ever a reason to buy bonds unless the yield starts to go over 10%?

>> No.51159800

>>51159703

Sauce on article?

>> No.51159803

>>51159688
What you don't get you,illiterate idiot,its not that they're coming,they never left us.We left.

>> No.51159804

>>51159673
go back to fucking reddit faggot

>> No.51159807

>>51159758

My port is %90 oil stocks, so I'm doing OK

>> No.51159809
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>>51159670
Yes but if you bought ten years ago you would have a CAGR of 2.53% if you reinvested all dividends

>> No.51159810

>>51159767
I’m a 1099’er

>> No.51159819

>>51159668
Every starbucks I've been to only has cash tip jars

>> No.51159824

We're going green Boys, there no stopping this Bulltrain

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>>51159809
>international real estate etf has an 8% dividend yield
>10 year total return is still negative

>> No.51159829

>>51159797
yes, to speculate on the direction of the yields. When yields go down bonds go up.

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>>51159668
>People still buy coffee from Starbucks
Jesus Christ, you could even save money with a fucking Keurig machine. Somehow ex-sorority girls still prefer burnt coffee - half of it is sugary whipped cream and syrup.

>> No.51159840

>>51159798
oh ok and a new fed settlement system is totes mcgotes gonna make all that traceable

>> No.51159849

>>51159800
It was an article from my brokerage's news tab.

>> No.51159850

EVERY TIME THIS RIGGED FAGGOT MARKET HEADS TOWARDS $12,100 IT DOWNTURNS AND THEN GOES BACK UP. JUST LET IT FUCKING HAPPEN ALREADY!!!!!

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>>51159731
use webm for lazys and use the VP9 option now that the site supports it

>> No.51159862

>>51159798
I'm all seriousness the only people who still use cash are niggers and undocumented immigrants. It really won't affect whites in any meaningful way.

>> No.51159865
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Fed won't pivot. This is the Biden economy we were all promised.

>> No.51159878

>>51159758
closed 90% of my shorts at pre-market lows, let my longs run throughout the day. Still bearish longterm but shorterm the market will look for more shakeouts in both directions.

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>>51159832
As an SBUX shareholder, dont tell people this please... Dont you guys want to drink a MochaFrapachino? Its a hot day, lets all go buy one

>> No.51159882

This is fucking horseshit. Who is buying? What fucking retard would buy right now?

>> No.51159883

>>51159832
>half of it is sugary whipped cream and syrup.
have you thought that maybe they don't really like coffee but rather sweet coffee flavored milk?

>> No.51159886

hehe line go up

>> No.51159887

>>51159668

Sauce? Can’t find anything when I search for it

>> No.51159890
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China tried to inflate the price of gold and got btfo.

>Look at this spike.

>> No.51159892

>>51159714
anyone?

>> No.51159898

>>51159882
Algos scalping

>> No.51159900

If I know some macOS terminal llanguage and some SQL and some python u think i can hack into NYSE servers to pump my call spreads.

>> No.51159912

>>51159900
ya of course it's easy. babby's first hack

>> No.51159915

>>51159668
have any of you anons been to a starbucks in the morning recently?
I haven't, because I'm not a fucking faggot, but when I went to the bank to withdraw cash, the starbucks next door had a line of 30 cars for the drive thru 9:00am sharp
seems pretty bullish. stacy has to have her coffee, that she's willing to sit in a line for 30 minutes
I doubt many people in /smg/ drink starbucks. we need more stacys in /smg/ to give us stacy stocks

>> No.51159917

>>51159892
XOM could be smart but only hold while Brandon is in office, it’s definitely going higher while that demented pedo is in office... Green energy is a complete scam, Europe is learning that lesson now

>> No.51159920
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>>51159882
Me. I'm buying Amazon. Grab some shares, cuck.

>> No.51159922

>>51159890
something something brics currency

>> No.51159933

>>51159892
Wait until winter time/ after winter time to sell XOM if you do.
Energy isn't going down anytime before then unless Saudi ramps up production and the Russia ends the war tomorrow

>> No.51159943

i thought the moon mission got cancelled, why are we almost green ffs?

>> No.51159946

>>51159882
>inflation is bad
>stocks are the best bet against inflation

>> No.51159948

any of yall holding NERV?

>> No.51159952

>>51159912
have u hacked into some stocks before on the stock market

>> No.51159955
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>>51159882
I've been buying 1 share of my whole stack the last 3 weeks and will until I run out of available funds.

>> No.51159967

>>51159943
because you didn't heed my warning last night, baggie

>> No.51159973

Is zim a buy yet?

>> No.51159974

>>51159649
This pic also concludes that easing supply bottlenecks is key. I just don't understand how that can happen with policies that strangle supply. Sure, retailers no longer needs as many widgets, but it's also even harder for wholesalers and manufacturers to get financing to keep making widgets.
If it's all the same to the Fed, I'd like an economy with more widgets and more jobs. (Having more widgets on the market is also deflationary.)

>> No.51159975

>bbby surging ahead of the "strategic announcement"
imagine if its chapter 11

>> No.51159981

>>51159967
fuck you, you son of a bitch

>> No.51159985

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH $12,100 WE'RE FUCKING THERE BITCHES!!!!!!!! THE BULL MARKET IS BACK!!!!!!!!! THE FED CAN GO FUCK ITSELF LMFAOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51159989

>>51159887
Amazon already tried it and the government cracked down on them. Cash must always be accepted to operate in the US.

>> No.51159991
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SPY just went green

>> No.51159993

>>51159862
I buy my eggs from a local farm for cash, as well I take my car to get fixed by a mechanic friend who I pay in cash who buys parts from a junk yard in cash. I also buy jerky and smoked fish from a friend in cash. The government absolutely seethes at interactions like this because it doesn't involve them at all and they don't get to steal.

>> No.51159995

>>51159975
buy calls and puts, either way it's going to be a big move

>>51159952
have you not? howd you even find this site

>> No.51160001

we're so close to a green market im hapy :)

>> No.51160003
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>>51159917

Son, half the board is long OIL. Is this your first time here?

>> No.51160013

>>51159995
>have you not? howd you even find this site
Someone from Stocktwits said they came from this URL. They were making fun of "bobos" on the $SPY forum.

>> No.51160019

>>51159975
I hope so. Redditbulls really need to fucking die already.

>> No.51160026

you gave up but the mumus never gave up. stay strong. there will be no inflation or recession by the end of next year.

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BOBO TELL ME HOW MY FUCKIN ASS TASTES

>> No.51160029

>>51159974
Once you kill enough demand there won't be a supply bottleneck anymore.

>> No.51160031

>>51159943
>XLK oversold
>XLI oversold
>XLV oversold
>XLF oversold
>XLP oversold
>XLY oversold
>XLC oversold (less egregious)
XLE carrying market higher, overbought
XLU and XLRE flat
room for short term bounce, too many sectors oversold

>> No.51160037

>>51159892
you want to sell XOM which is only going to do better and better.
to sell it for what exactly? what is this something else that will outperform XOM?

>> No.51160040
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51160040

Ok what is the most damaged industry/sector right now?
Chinese tech is still down from covid and communist shenanigans so that's a no brainer. What are some other sectors that are really cheap?
No, I don't think gas is cheap enough. I want real nigga cheapies. Talking 1-3+ years to recover 2-3x? Looking to buy your bags.

>> No.51160045

Iraq black swan!

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>>51159991
and here's a toast to that

>> No.51160054

>>51160040
weat
but if you want to buy my bags i want 14 a share. I know what I got

>> No.51160056

buddy look at oil computer

>> No.51160055

BBBY comeback.

>> No.51160057

>>51160040
>russian etf's are down 99.86%

>> No.51160058

>>51160027
UH OH, STINKY!!!

>> No.51160062

>>51160029
how is this not just the more evil of two solutions?
help me have a more mature view

>> No.51160065

>>51159892

You should be selling CC’s on XOM today you stupid double nigger gorilla

>> No.51160070

I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.51160098

WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!

>> No.51160102
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Price targets for GEO? I'm closing out my positions at $9.50 and $12. Average price of about $7.

>> No.51160104

why isn't my sqqqq pumping
why did bobo lie

>> No.51160108
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damn, this is one JEWISH af market

>> No.51160111

stairs up

elevator down

>> No.51160116

>>51160102
lmfao

>> No.51160122

WHO IS BUYING WITH A -1% premarket. LIKE WTF I HATE WHEN SIGNALS ARE LIEEES!

>> No.51160131
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51160131

This market is fucking bullshit.

>> No.51160133

>>51160111
we're going green you fucking faggot.

>> No.51160135
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>>51160102
based street artist

>> No.51160138

>>51159882

It’s literally a textbook bear flag. STFU

>> No.51160146

>>51160062
FED has 2 things to balance and only has control over financial conditions. If unemployment isn't through the roof but inflation is, they will make financial conditions less accomodating.

>> No.51160155

>>51159714
I wouldn't use XOM profit to buy any of those other names right now, really.

I don't have much faith in mega-cap names other than META. People shit on the company but they still haven't even monetized WhatsApp and I think they'll pivot on this metaverse shit if they find out it's shit.

>> No.51160157

>>51160138
there arent any flags on biz tho go back to pol

>> No.51160163
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51160163

This market is so boring.

>> No.51160166

>>51159518
>spot price
Ask your question again at the end of the week.

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>>51160157
yeah but there is a bunch of fags.

>> No.51160175
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51160175

>>51160133

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>>51160157
Holy shit imagine all the spinning wheel butthole flags.

>> No.51160181

>>51160062
Basically we have inflation and need to raise rates as the gdp grows to fight the devalued dollar. But raising rates slows the economy and makes the recovery longer.

It's a catch 22 and a big reason a lot of us were freaking out when the fed money printer went crazy

>> No.51160202

>>51160040
biotech
I remember reading something along the lines of "30% of all NASDAQ 100 biotech stocks are currently trading under cash on hand"

>> No.51160203
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51160203

You closed your short position right bobo?

>> No.51160205

>>51160146
>>51160181
cheers

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>>51160157
there are now

>> No.51160216

2 weeks sober bros and I've got no energy. I don't want to work anymore

>> No.51160217
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>Starbucks going cashless
Too many junkies paying with $1 bills with coke and fentanyl residue on them?

>> No.51160226

>>51160062
What makes you think easy credit would lead to more investment? If conmapnies needed a loan to grow, they had 2 years to take it.

>> No.51160229
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>>51160203
Enjoy it... 10 min begins the 2:06pm sell off

>> No.51160228

SIGA seems to have bottomed

>> No.51160233

i just want a green market.

>> No.51160238

>>51160146
Powell will crack and 100% not raise rates as much as they need to.

>> No.51160243

>>51160216
Stay strong, brother. Maybe try working out, the lack of energy is likely mental.

>> No.51160248

when I hit the mega millions its over for you bitches

>> No.51160252
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51160252

Oil bros I'm concerned.

>> No.51160253

>>51160217
no the jews have a secret war on cash going on. this just means ((they)) are winning.

>> No.51160263

>>51159862
*illegal immigrants. It's not like they just went "whoopsie daisy, forgot my passport at home!"

>> No.51160264

>>51160252
>These reports are false.
Glad we got that cleared up.

>> No.51160266

it water fu?l

>> No.51160268

U.S. DEFENSE DEPARTMENT SPOKESMAN KIRBY: I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF ENERGY SHORTAGES

>> No.51160271

>>51160233
It is green if you have invested in VIXM

>> No.51160272

>>51160252
Price goes up if Iraq goes out, silly. See: Iran-Iraq War.

>> No.51160274
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DASH spiking like crazy

>> No.51160276
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>>51160202
found the direct quote

>> No.51160278

should I close my spy puts. I'm down 50%

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>>51160264
The Jim Brandon administration wouldn’t lie to you anon

>> No.51160296

>>51160276
>sound of reit's and growth stocks laughing in the distance

>> No.51160299

>>51160216
I only go sober on the weekends and by Monday I'm tired and pissed off. Weird how alcohol does that to you.

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>>51160264
Thanks for pre-bunking.

>> No.51160305

>>51160238
>Bulls entire thesis to the meltup hinges on Powell pivoting even though he keeps saying he won’t

Why do you seriously think Powell will pivot with a red hot labor market?

>But the national debt can’t be serviced!

Then maybe Biden and his useless Congress can get off their asses and do something with their about it. Taxes need to go up at a minimum, and entitlements should be cut since it’s the biggest budget item for the Feds now. With entitlements cut we’ll also get more people back in the labor market

>> No.51160309

>>51160243
>Stay strong, brother
Thanks fren

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>>51160102
holy shit imagine sitting there posing for 20 minutes for that

>> No.51160318

>>51160216
>>51160216
what are you sober from?

>> No.51160322

>>51160305
>solve inflation by raising taxes
I hate you jews so fucking much

>> No.51160323

>>51159668
>drinking starbucks

>> No.51160325

>>51160278
NEVER stop gambling
But yeah Id reckon thatd be past the stop loss for me lol

>> No.51160328

>>51160276
>trade below cash
what does that mean?

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>>51160305
>Brandon cutting entitlements

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>>51160274
probably just a fat finger judging by how it got slammed right back down...

buy DASH immediately

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>>51160229
Don't let euphoria cloud your judgement bobo. Here's the game plan: USD blow off top leads to frenzied sell off. Money needs to go somewhere so it starts buying debt. Yields go down, stock valuations go up. Economic data keeps getting worse and the Fed predictably pivots. Melt up chads get rich.

>> No.51160339

>>51160305
you could tax the entire nation at 100% and it'd still take multiple years to clear the national debt

>> No.51160342

Thoughts on SOFI for the long term?

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>>51160305
>Taxes need to go up at a minimum

>> No.51160347

>>51160328
means the company has more money in the bank than the total capital value of the stock

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>>51160339
the retard thinks inflation and the fed balance sheet is the same as the national debt

>> No.51160355

>>51160216
first two weeks are the hardest- stay strong. You are now in mental town- it won't be easy.

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Do we have any europoors in the thread? Are you excited for your €10,00 a year electricity bill?

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We will never bottom out as long as niggers continue to buy garbage thinking the fed will pivot.

>> No.51160368

>>51159388
So you literally raped her. Enjoy the end of your career.

>> No.51160369

>>51160335
last time i ordered from door dash the driver was a nigger. sorry but i don't want random niggers showing up at my house for any reason, for this reason i'm out.

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thank you stocktwits very cool

>> No.51160377

>>51160356
>ten euro a year
I wish!

>> No.51160379

>>51160356
I know I'm excited for the dividends

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>>51160356
I will never stop posting this picture of germans laughing at trump during his speech warning them of this EXACT situation

>> No.51160388

>>51160377
Mean to put €10,000

>> No.51160390

>>51160226
I'm not talking about lump sum loans for things like capital investments, but lines of credit used to cover operating expenses. This comes with a financing cost to the business and is probably variable rate. Increasing financing costs can easily eat up profit margins and many businesses operate at super tight margins. Businesses suddenly running dry of free cash is what blew up world supply chains in the first place.

>> No.51160391

>>51160356
You mean €10,000?

>> No.51160407

>>51160342
Depends on execution. Will explode either in the good way or the bad way.

>> No.51160414

>>51160216
Do you exercise, have a hobby, fuck someone? You can't just give up dopamine of any kind without a support system, you fucking midwit
Humans, we're machines. Treat it like one if you want to condition yourself for something different

>> No.51160415

>>51160388
>>51160391
Yes

>> No.51160425

>>51160347
>>51160328
what the anon above me said.

an example I can give is TLIS, which is a biotech company with a $25M market cap yet a NEGATIVE enterprise value of $100M due to them having $132M in net cash.

reason being is they IPO'd with no working product and nobody believes they'll make a product.

>> No.51160430

>>51160305
If they increase taxes they'll just spend more, the US needs a world war to offload its debt onto the losers

>> No.51160437

>>51160373

sirs have you heard of CUMROCKET tocken (ticker CUMMIES)
pls sirs the village is hungry you must buy now

>> No.51160440

>>51160425
Tesla is the biggest meme stock

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>>51160380
Bet their seething now.

>> No.51160444

>>51160305
feel free to send more of your money for spics and nigs bro

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>>51160445
They are too stupid to seethe

>> No.51160465

>>51160440
I said TLIS, not TSLA!

also not to be confused with TLSA, which moves on TSLA news.

>> No.51160470

>>51160461
They started believing their own bullshit

>> No.51160482

>>51160461
pppfttt fucking what? Christ, fucking globalists have destroyed that country.

>> No.51160483

>>51160338
How long are you planning to hold? People in 2008-2009 rallied 20% on their way to losing 50%

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>>51160380
fucking krauts man

>> No.51160495

>>51160305
>Taxes need to go up
Looks like I need to get my Hugo Boss dry cleaned.

>> No.51160501

>>51160470
it was hard to deny those bank account balances. eventually any weak man will say "I got mine".

>> No.51160509

>>51160425
So the market thinks TLIS is so shit that despite them having $132M in cash they'd only give $25M for it? lmao brutal. But biotechs got ultraraped since early 2021.

>> No.51160519

>>51160318
Alcohol. Had a major relapse last month and really need to stop this time.

>> No.51160523

>>51160465
What type of trade is it called where you buy similar but completely unrelated tickers. Do institutions do this on purpose, they must. I can't see bottom of the barrel retail causing price moves. Remember ZOOM from the pandemic?

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Energy chads..... How we feelin????

>> No.51160528

>>51160470
>Cause rolling blackouts because of your policy choices
>Offer solution: renewable energy
>Get billions in kickbacks from endless wind and solar development
They know what they're doing.

>> No.51160529

>>51160509
Biotechs are notorious pnd’s

>> No.51160543

>>51160519
what was your relapse like on booze?

>> No.51160546

>>51160390
>Businesses suddenly running dry of free cash is what blew up world supply chains in the first place
Where did you get that idea from? It was the lockdowns causing reduced productions which when followed by quick reopening caused delays.

>> No.51160547

>>51160216
>>51160414
What this anon said. Takes your body a while to adjust to not having artificially-induced serotonin levels. Once it figures that out, it'll get back to normal over time. I spent a year without drinking and for me restlessness was the biggest problem. It's hard for me to turn off my brain without drinking. On the other hand I felt much more productive, for a little while anyhow.

>> No.51160552
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51160552

Should of sold my Tesla puts this am. Kek

>> No.51160553

>>51160155
>but they still haven't even monetized WhatsApp
Funny you say that because I saw this bit of news this morning and it made me realize how much money META could make if they figured out how to make more money on what is probably the largest communication app in the world

https://www.theverge.com/2022/8/29/23326687/whatsapp-jiomart-india-super-app-grocery-shopping

>> No.51160560

>>51160526

Selling CC’s and enjoying the green all over my screen

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>>51160552
Financial advice: keep them for a few months, at least one.

>> No.51160576

>>51160523
ZOOM vs ZM, BBBY vs BBY, GMED vs GME, AMC vs AMCX.

I don't know of a name for it other than "retarded", but I'm fairly sure institutions have tried to trade this before.

>> No.51160578

>>51160356
Glad I started hedging with energy stocks 1½-2 years ago

>> No.51160581

>>51160553
The minute they make people pay for faceberg or insta they will implode... Tim Apple completely kneecapped zucker

>> No.51160590

>>51160380
>>51160461
I hate germany so much, their fucking dogshit country has been ruining ours for the last decades by proxy.

>> No.51160594

Looks like oil is going to close over $97 in 14 minutes

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>>51160445
I miss that little nigga like you wouldn't believe.

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>>51160322
too late now
>muh heckin growtherino
If the Laffer curve is real, then it's unironically a bad thing. The boomers should have been forced to pay $2 in taxes for every dollar they spent and just send the surplus directly to Israel, rather than pretend there's no currency consequences for debt for 30 years

>> No.51160613

oil is going ham

>> No.51160614

>>51160590
Pay your debts wop

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oilbros...

>> No.51160634

>>51160553
right? crazy that they acquired it yet haven't monetized it at all.

>>51160581
Apple did clap them, but I suspect that the government will clap Apple back in due time with a nasty anti-trust lawsuit. Their "pro-privacy" stance was merely a facade for them to create their own advertising platform so only THEY could access user data.

>> No.51160637

>>51160461
Bearish for uranium? What if that old German Engineering spirit has found the next big thing in power generation and they're waiting until the rest of Europe is absolutely desperate for heat to announce that they'll share the knowledge but only with nations that allow themselves to be annexed into the New German Empire?

>> No.51160638

>>51160590
It's funny because this could be any number of yuropoor shitholes you're talking about.

>> No.51160643

>>51159882
Got two algos running. One bought and the other sold. The market is a fucking mess

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Looks like it wants to reverse all of last weeks losses kek.
Maybe next time bobo.
>b-but muh Europe is collapsing!
No one cares.

>> No.51160670

>>51160546
What actually hits the balance sheet is not Bob putting down his tools, but the cascading order cancellations. Receivables getting clawed back. I don't think this is really central to my point, that rising cost of credit makes it hard to fill orders, on the margins. Thus causing more supply issues.

>> No.51160671

>>51160483
It'll depend on the level of mumu euphoria going forward but right now my plan is to start selling my riskiest investments around S&P 4800. Anything over 5000 and I'll be selling and buying up treasury bonds.

>> No.51160675

my portfolio is equal parts SOXL and SOXS
I literally can't lose

>> No.51160690

>>51160646
LAWDY
THEM RANGS
I DO DECLARE MY AMZN CALLS FIT AS A FIDDLE, I TELL YOU HWHAT

>> No.51160693

>>51160031
>XLE carrying market higher, overbought
This is why technical analysis is a tool - only one of many that should be used in trading. Because alone it can lead to autistically detached statements like this.

>> No.51160695
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51160695

Imagine looking at the monthly chart, the volume and size of yesterday’s candle and thinking this goes up in the short term

>> No.51160703

>>51160216
Order DLPA and Saint John’s wort from amazon. When taken together theh function like SNRIs without any of the negative sides. You will feel the full effects within 2-3 days so you’ll know it isn’t a scam like 99% of other supplements where you’re not really sure if it’s working or not.

You’re welcome

>> No.51160705

>>51160695
that is a disturbing image

>> No.51160707

>>51160675
theta

>> No.51160715

SUSTAINED MACHINE-GUN FIRE HEARD IN CENTRAL BAGHDAD AMID TENSION BETWEEN RIVAL SHI'ITE MUSLIM GROUPS

>> No.51160719

>>51160703
Also do not take this if you are already on antidepressants unless you want serotonin syndrome

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>>51160715

>> No.51160727
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>>51160715
ok isrealite how does that affect us in the west?

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51160741

Sour hour approaches, are you ready?

>> No.51160743

>>51160675
Clop.Clop. LMAO. They. Will. Learn.

>> No.51160748

U.S. FEDERAL RESERVE TO LAUNCH 'FEDNOW' INSTANT PAYMENTS SYSTEM BETWEEN MAY AND JULY 2023, FED VICE CHAIR BRAINARD SAYS

>> No.51160756

why didn't it dump today?

>> No.51160757

New
>>51160750
>>51160750
>>51160750

>> No.51160771

>>51160756
not enough sellers. everyone sold friday

>> No.51160772

test

>> No.51160785

>>51160693
XLE is far outside it's average true range to a great degree, on any time frame
it is overbought, and it is likely going to fall within the next week
XLE current price: $84.87
will check back in with you later in the week

>> No.51160815

>>51159614
Yeah why is that anyway

>> No.51160831

>>51160202
Thanks anon, this goes hard.

>> No.51160880

>>51160715
So just another day in Iraq?

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>>51160715
They're all shite

>> No.51160939
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51160939

>Powell: "THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE AND I AM ITS MIGHTY HARBINGER. WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS THIS RATE WILL FLY AS HIGH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE"
>JPMorgan: Yeah it sounds like a pivot is around the corner

>> No.51160953

>>51160756
Clown market.

>> No.51160966

>>51159758
Yeah I am up about 2.4% today so far. Moved my whole portfolio over to some fossil fuel, SQQQ, DRV and some Party City

>> No.51160985

>>51159778
Genuinely bro just give up the position that the fed is going to pivot, its not happening this year.

>> No.51161022

>>51160315
its a caricature, they knew what was coming and even paid for it

>> No.51161048

>>51159862
I am white and use cash whenever possible. It is simply no dataminer bank or credit company's businesses what when and how much much i buy as long as i am paying my taxes and not breaking the law.

>> No.51161136

>>51159973
ZIM is worth $61.82 per share according to my proprietary valuation formula.

>> No.51161377

>>51159778
>Why do some people wish so badly for suffering to be inflicted to others? It's disgusting behavior.

You have a choice whether or not to participate in the stock market. You have a choice to be bullish or bearish. The stock market is essentially a giant casino. There's no moral argument to be made here.

>> No.51161443

>>51159862
Zoomer detected

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51162201

cmon now i know it ain't much but yeah i need more capital! it fits my style more.. big caps small risk low pips