/biz/ - Business & Finance

1st for NIGGER

>>51150701
Based.

>>51150690
Imagine if you sat in your face with her pussy in your mouth and her asshole on your nose that’d be wild

>>51150723
i know right hahaha

>>51150690
I would fuck the shit out of this bitch, if you catch my drift

I DIDN'T SHORT HARD ENOUGH
I'M LESS THAN 10% SHORT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHOULD I SHORT MORE PREMARKET???

>>51150723

>>51150759
Tomorrow is a green day, stupid.

But yeah the markets are fucking dead, their killing the economy just to try and save a few poor people

>MY OIL HOLD FACE

>>51150787

I'm taking care of a wheelchair bound family member. Had to give them a half gallon of laxative tonight for a colonoscopy tomorrow.

I have to give them another half gallon of laxative tomorrow morning. I'm not really thrilled about any of this.

IMMDRUNK A D I BOUGHT TLRY AND YANG.
>cannabis
>china downfall

>>51150787
>their killing the economy just to try and save a few poor people
Oh my no. That's not it at all. The poor can die in the street for all they care. They'd probably prefer that.
>>51150811
You're a champ for sticking with it. I know the feel. My stepdad has late stage multiple sclerosis. The last couple years before he was forced to live in a nursing home were rough.

>>51150811
Hahahahagasghaahhaahaha
>u r a good person though
>invest in DPLS
This is mauve insider advice

They don't know about hidden weapon for this upcoming crash. I'm going to laugh to the bank while these normies cry to the portfolio gets yanked.

>SQQQ I CHOOSE YOU!! REVEL YOURSELF!!!!!

>SQQQ use market crash!
>It's super effective!

FUCK POWELL
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ME

Thee SMgs? Three??

>>51150850
>jewfish shenanigans trap card activated
>form of a September rally

>>51150690
Anyone else find it funny how every market that open right now is red? Weird huh

>>51150915
YANG MOTHERFUCKING GANG

>>51150915
British markets won’t be red today

>>51150945
Fuck China!
>YANG GANG

I need to be more patient and stay the course with my planned objective. So many times I've made plans in advance only to pull the plug on it early and it ends up being correct. Stick to the fucking plan.

>>51150891
>NOT SO FAST...
>BLACK SWAN USE CHINA JEW ATTACK

>TAIWAN IS PARALYZED IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

>DAMN I LOOK BADASS. THE BEST STOCK MARKET TRAINER IN THE WORLD.

I wanna be the very best trader
Like no one ever was
To short them is my real test
To sell them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
To short your stocks
And revel my true power that's inside a crash

am i gonna lose money tomorrow being a big bull? should i start shorting something or another to save my margin account?

>>51150811
Good job anon. You're alright with me

>>51150964
SHORT YINN 2 MONTHS AGO

>>51150956
Jesus is that from today? There sure have been a lot of red flags about their bullshit sending the world into a global depression lately...

https://youtu.be/4JEdz1eA2vQ

Kek euros

>>51151044
You do realise that a quarter of the S&P is euro spending right?

>>51150836
>>51150841
>>51150965

Well thanks guys. My question is: what fuck head thought up making gallon laxative prescriptions for this? Why do I get the feeling the IRS came up with this

>>51151074
my sister had to take that before she got her intestine tumour taken out

>>51151062
Now a quarter of XLE will be Euro spending.

fuck
i sell all my SOXL and TQQQ today
it really feels like a crash is coming next

>>51150811
>Had to give them a half gallon of laxative tonight for a colonoscopy tomorrow.
Should've just given them a pack of fresh dates to eat. I once ate a whole pack of dates not knowing this and proceeded to shit my guts out for the next two days straight.

>>51151147
inshallah

>futes recovering
There's a chance that this is it guys. The great dump of our times may just be over.

This board is somehow worse than /vt/ and /soc/ and that's something

EQNR is looking good

>>51151156
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A CA.PI.TU.LATION

Holy fuck. Look at VVIX tomorrow. I guarantee you we have a Zeta Superstorm in the coming days. Volatility (/VX futures, VIX, vol products) have their tails being bid up super hard. Obviously Zeta Stalkers have been bidding up the volatility of volatility, which sounds nonsense but it's at face value what the Zeta Stalkers are trying to arb out is underpriced IV% for volatility products

Be careful. I'm pretty sure my put credit spreads are busted tomorrow.

Watch as I sell everything I have to buy cheap AAPL. Literally can't see the point in diversifying with only 5k invested. Gonna do 5k of AAPL and add 100 every week on other stocks.

>>51151210
>This board is somehow worse than /vt/ and /soc/ and that's something

>>51151210
not changing one bit

>>51151217
Hmm.. i see..

So what is actually going on in China

>>51151293
2008: The Sequel. Or a remake, where the cast is all Chinese and the government is a full-blown autocracy so it cuts to the chase.

>>51151293
Trying to avoid a population pyramid catastrophe by nuking the chinese equivalent of Boomer real estate. To help young couples get cheaper housing and start families.
In the US, real estate must always go up might be the only "value" left for Boomers.

>>51151325
>To help young couples get cheaper housing and start families.
I don't think those really exist anymore

how fucked are we tomorrow

>>51150850
was all in sqqq, sold at 38 please kill me

>>51151354
Not at all. non-retarded people would just slurp the short-lasting panic selling.

>>51151217
damn just when i realized i was autistic you already out did me i bought vix call spreads i better get rich tomorrow

what happend at the fed meeting? Was away last week and news sites are a pain to navigate

>>51151587
jpow saw his shadow. 8 more weeks of recession

>>51151221
DURGESH, HAVE YOU DONE NEEDFUL YET??
PLEASE DO NEEDFUL AND COPY ME ON THE SAME!!
KINDLY DO THE NEEDFUL, DURGESH, OR THE VILLAGE WILL STARVVVVE!!!

>>51151587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1DUMZ-InWE

Cash Gang here. When can I just buy a broad index again and forget about my money?

>>51151538
Wdym I out did you on autism? And your VIX calls might be really profitable toMorrow

>>51151587
Jpow just standing his ground, cancelling the irrational pivot narrative that has propped the market up since july.
I lost so much fucking money on that bounce holy shit

>>51151657
any brokerage, just buy VTI

>>51151657
200 day MA for the 'when' should be okay

>>51150690
Literally nothing is going to happen. Prove me wrong, you panicking retards.

based taylor op
also futas not going so good frfr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc6KUlXP--M

Lmao Euros, you ok?

WTWWTFWTWFWT was that futures bros

>green by open

BOBOS REKT COPE AND SEETHE YOU FAGGOTS LINE ONLY GOES UP

>>51151729
What the fuck are you talking about? Shit and piss is almost back down to -1%

>shitcoins
AAAAAAAAAAAAA OH GOD NOOOOOO IT'S OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOL DID SOME ALGO JUST GET LIQUIDATED?

BAHAHA?

I want to see a colossal short squeeze so bad, then it can keep crashing idgaf
It’s just the thought of retards making money shorting whenever that makes me sick, liquidate them ASAP

>>51151735

it was above 4030 when i posted now its back to 4020. fuck. well its still going to moon, this is peak bobo euphoria and retail are net short now so theyre going to get rekt

>>51151758

TQQQ just got liquidated

>>51151725
Alles is good yes. Nozing to see here

LETS TAKE A LOOK AT ADIDAS ON GERMAN EXCHANGE SHALL WE?

2 months straight of rallying. but after 1 week of crashing everyone wants to call the bottom

>>51151725

Where is that one euro who keeps calling me an Amerilard?

To think I used to hate the saudis back when I was a /pol/tard. Those camel-fucking ayyrabs are alright with me

>>51151885
the spice must flow.

Short dick, long balls.

did the MM just get struck by lightning ?

>>51151913
What if I long cock though?

Lol

Guys what if the fed is wrong and raising interest rates doesn't lower inflation? We could end up in a recession with a fed that won't cut rates and still have high inflation.

>>51152008
So far they have been raising rates and inflation keeps on going so it’s looking that way

>>51152018
Fuggggggg

>>51150811
One of the most based things I’ve seen on /biz/ this entire year. Godspeed Anon

>>51152008
Rates can't fix supply side crunch but they can sort of halfway compensate for retarded money supply surplus created by dem spending.

>>51152032
lol ya bro so fucking based bro

>>51152008
>>51152018
>>51152030
The supply side meme will come true if all this China crisis talk is legit. No electricity to run factories = more expensive stuff

>>51152008

it will lower inflation, but it will take a lot of time since (forgive me for the cliche) supply side issues are causing a lot of it.

Businesses need to start shutting down en masse and people need to be laid off en mass
e. it's that simple. we probably need to get to 6-7% for that to start happening, at which point the fed will probably slingshot and overcompensate again with more QE

>>51152030
thats stagflation, better buy value and energy

in b4 "my cousin works for nintendo"

dump everything and buy united state dollarydoos... if u h

>>51150811
I've had two colonoscopies now and this gallon bullshit is a scam. It tastes awful and it's not necessary, they just act like it is so they can charge more. Common over the counter laxative and a day of not eating is all you need. It's impossible to completely clean out everything in such a short amount of time and they don't actually need it to be squeaky clean, just enough to see a portion of the walls of your colon. I have still had to shit quite a lot after both my procedures.

this country is a joke

Oh wow guys, he's so smart, why didn't someone think about that?

fucking england on holiday so i cant buy bear etfs

>>51151977
I dont get it

WHY DID I SELL MY SQQQ & SOXS LAST FRIDAY

why hasnt this circuit broke?

>>51150915
Whenever there is large movements up or down all markets tend to go together. The largest investors are global institutional investors and they buy and sell markets at the same times. It's only during calm low volatility periods that different markets are free to move in their own directions without influencing others.

AAPL - 50%
NVIDA - 25%
AMD - 25%
is there literally any reason why this won't work long term? Not joking either either I want your views on this

>>51152230
Is this normal in amerimutt land

>>51152251
Only in 4 states out of 50.

>>51152251
pretty much, is a shithole with imaginary economy fueled only by a frenzied money printer

Wew, turns out you can't run an entire economy on central bank stimulus and virtue signalling after all.

>>51152250
We're entering an energy crisis phase. There won't be any "growth" if the margins are eaten by the sheer cost of energy. all the high PE's are gonna get btfo

>>51152301
weve known this all year
how many quarters of poor guidance and yield curve inversion etc is it gonna take before retards accept the market is going down

TSLA needs to be taken out the back and shot

>>51152299
we're really in for pain. The only catalyst that could get us out of this is Russia giving up/putin getting killed which is highly unlikely. Even though Russtards are having it rough, they can withstand roughness far better than any other yuropoors. See Stalingrad.

>>51152222
DID THE SAME I AM CRYING SOLDED SQQQ AT 38 WAAAAAAA

>>51152301
Long term is the key word though, I want to keep these things for years.

>>51152314
too many cultists

I could see it dropping to 250, maybe

>>51152168
changed some currency so i could buy a yuro currency one.

my plan is relying on 2-3 red days.

>>51152299
No but you can print your currency to zero to buy fossil fuels so that the people dont murder you before christmas

>>51152344
The crash started in 2021: it's not just because of Russia. Europe committed suicide.

>>51152368
So AAPL has shitton of cash, but their product are not so innovative. they have yet to come up with new shits for true gainz long terms
and for Nvidia and AMD they're competitors long term, so if one giving up market share, the other will eat it. They both have good products so long term looks good.
Semi cycle is going in the down phase tho. 1-2 years to get to the next up cycle.
>t. semifag

>>51152299

Feels good having my money in USD, eurobros. Don't bet against America I tell you what.

CNBC is talking about aliens now... :O

>>51152476
UR RIGHT DOLLARYDOOS IS THE PLACE TO BE....

>SIGA is up 2% in the PM

>>51152476
Technically russis is european. They just need to pull their money from refugeecoins and convert to gassed up roubles and snuggle themselves into Russia

>>51152379
>charismatic leader
>zealous cultist consumers
>sleek minimalist products
>>almost like aapl when it had Steve Jobs

Just say You hate money.

what a morning frens, what a morning...

I’m starting to believe my cash reserves aren’t going to help me

yes my wife cuts my hair

I missed the dip.

>>51152513
Everyone can afford an iphone

60k shitty cars is another matter

time to pop some stackers

lol SPY is trending on stocktwits

>>51152589
No one can actually afford an iPhone or a Tesla but everyone has to have one so they put themselves in massive debt for it. That's the power of status symbols.

>>51152476
You do realize a weaker DXY would be very good for stocks, right ?A weaker dollar is great for business.
Hence why Donald Trump called for a weaker dollar. Its what you desperately need.. A stronger one is bad for stocks, and henceforth crypto.

>>51152572
Dont worry anon, we got fresh lows on the way!

>>51152299
>Wew, turns out you can't run an entire economy on central bank stimulus
You mean like america?

Lmfao... The grand delusions from our american friends is honestly astonishing.

You do know, that you are the largest debter nation in history, right ?

>>51152624
bitch you trying to fight?

is natural gas a good play for this winter??

>>51152624

I'd still rather hold strong USD than shitty EUR right now, simple as

>>51152653
HEATING OIL

BIDEN AINT DOING SHIT TODAY BOYS

>>51152688

wtf, is he getting his hairy legs stroked by kids at the pool today?

>>51152669
ok ty

>>51152656
As many dollars that were printed during covid and the dollar has strengthened twice as much still compared to other currencies. Euro and pound can still also go to zero

>>51150690
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DAX doesnt look very stable o.o

>>51150998
>>51150956
Why should the world suffer, if the China real estate dies? Everyone knows aside from China that their real estate are frauds

getting that rape me vibe

>>51152755
Horny for Jackson’s Hole? Gay.

Where's the crash? I was promised a cataclysmic crash. You didn't lie to me, did you /biz/?

imagine if every developing country's currency collapsed, i could get my dick wet for literal pennies

So after Ukraine wins the war, Russia will sell gas to Europe at prewar prices right? Why aren't we sending more support to Ukraine?

>>51152787
2 more weeks

>>51152607
i mean today or tomorrow is literally the day retail gives up on the market recovering for the year
capitulation is near
a big vix spike is coming
boomers are going to cash out

>>51152723
>us markets crash
>rest of world follows down the next day
>us markets continue going down
>rest of world follows down the next day
>us markets continue going down
>rest of world follows down the next day

>>51152793
Prices are fucked because of the dollar being expensive and oil being denominated in dollars.

If Ukraine wins the supply will go up as they have huge fields in donbas and the south coast. Sadly shell and BP can't get there right now.

>>51152835
bro ukraine is never going to beat russia lol....

Russia is going to recover much quicker than Europe too

Since the last two IPOs that launched these past few weeks shot up over a thousand percent on launch are you retards ready for BIAF?
I'll be laughing at you all when it to shoots up over a thousand percent when the markets open

>>51152835
>If Ukraine wins
le mao

Also even if that were true, they can't just start production tomorrow. Building that shit takes time.

Teslabros, how are we looking?

Futures are pretty red right now and we're touching $280 in extended hours trading. Incredible fire sale to buy more Tesla!

>>51152873
Exuberance is gone nigga. The only thing increasing 1000% is your arsehole after this week

normies on e-trade and td ameritrade starty dumping in 1 hour

7 am EST full premarket starts

>>51152864
Russia will suffer A lot when oil prices fall again in 5-10 years.
They have spent money on the war that they should be re-investing to be prepared for the bad times.
The 1980s oil glut was a big part of what killed the Soviet Union.
And poor preparation for low oil prices is the direct cause of Venezuela imploding.

>>51152864
russia has no one that want to fight
russia is getting owned by sanctions
literally the only way to not lose is to start ww3 unironically
but do you think the chinese have the ability to fight? what battle experience has the chinese military had?
the us has had constant battle for the last 30 years. no other country has the wealth of war and battle experience america has
i think wed find out pretty quickly that china would fold just like russia in the face of real conflict
russia was only good at posturing as the whole world just found out. there was never any reason to be afraid of them

>>51152894
Cope & see bong

the ability to post multiple pictures within the same post needs to be made for 4gaysex

>>51152903
nah bro rockstars, and the media killed the soviet union...

soviet union was fucking lame did allow movie stars or rockstars, stalin was from an era where the only famous people were dictators and world leaders, he didnt see age of rockstars/moviestars coming
the tearing of berlin wall was same day as michael jackson concert in western germany dumbasss

>>51152892

WTF, the stock split was supposed to make it moon

>>51152923
>12$ or lower.

>>51152903

Glasnost killed USSR
Turns out it's hard to maintain that system when you allow people to talk about how shitty it is.
You don't see China making that mistake.

>>51152903
rock stars subverted the USSR
not oil glut lol moron

bobros I woke up and it smelled and tasted like circuit breakers in the air, like you know the smell of smoke after fireworks
today is the day

A Michael Jackson concert in the middle of the Berlin Wall

On June 19, 1988, Michael Jackson brought the disruptive force of his Bad World Tour to the city that in Europe still had the deepest and most obvious wound left by World War II: Berlin, divided in two by a wall, which became the quintessential symbol of the denial of freedom and democracy.


But that show was more than just a live pop music event.


The show took place next to the west side of the Wall, on the grounds of the Platz der Republik,in front of the Reichstag building, in front of an audience of 57,000 spectators.

On the other hand, however, the East Berlin authorities tried to obscure it by organizing a counter-concert with popular artists, conducted by ice skating champion Katarina Witt and with the participation of Bryan Adams and the Big Country: it was necessary to prevent at all costs that that music "forbidden" by an American artist and therefore ideologically associated with capitalism, could reach the ears of the population who lived on the side of the Wall.


And here the incredible happened: Jackson's team purposely turned the speakers to the east, the voice of the King of Pop reached the eastern part of the city.


So gradually, more and more young people began to gather to hear the King of Pop on the east side of that day-to-day Wall, in front of the Brandenburg Gate.


The police tried in vain to disperse them, violently attacking journalists and cameramen who were trying to record this historic event.

Those Germans resisted with great courage, claiming their right to listen to the music of their generation.


In the early hours of the next morning, about thirty people were arrested by East German security forces.


"We provided additional lighting and audio equipment so something could be seen and heard from the other side,"said Jim Waits, one of the Bad World Tour's lighting technicians.
.
this is why the USSR failed, not because of an oil glut

>>51152935
>>51152955
Please use a trip so that I can safely ignore your financial advice
>>51152948
China didn't collapse because the US and Europe started pumping huge amounts of FDI into the country.

>>51153008
OK MORON, KEEP BELIEIVING FAKE HISTORY

Jesus futures are still red.

Not a good sigh for today and the rest of this week...

>>51153035
Yes you are right, the USSR didn't collapse because it was spending 25% of the national budget on the military during the late 1980s.
It was actually because of Michael Jackson.

my expert analysis says that Nasdaq will go below it's mid-june low

>>51153055
thats what they want you to believe

Got paid last Friday, what am I buying?

>>51153055
>he thinks he can trade September

Anon, I….

>>51152754
1. The US economy is propped up by Chinese dollar lust.
2. If the Chinese stop buying property overseas it's game ogre for the global property market.

>>51153177
Intel

>>51153055
Anon please, you have the memory of a goldfish. Red futures meant green stonks for fucking weeks.

It doesn't mean fucking anything

Futures more like pooptures.

My portfolio is back in the red my bastards.

I sold the bottom

>>51153266
I intcel has been my worst buy of 2022 so far.

Payday in two days. I hope the market keeps going down until then. Give me some discount divi stocks for the long run, that's all i want.

>>51153319
>he bought the boomer stocks

Buffet thanks you for holding his bags

>>51153319
Good then DCAing should be easy. Dividends and covered calls will sustain you until their new fabs come online and you’re sitting on a pile of shares

>>51153332
It's going to get way worse bros. Powell isn't fucking around, he wants to see niggers getting thrown on the street and lower prices.

>>51153353
why are you so sure the 5 year roadmap will be a success? buy AMD cheap in a few weeks than locking in money for some low divvies bullshit

>>51153353
Gold outperformed intc without all the volitility. Kys boomer dividen faggot

futures being relatively unmoved is NOT a good sign for le retard bull and ill tell you why
fridays selling was orderly and on volume by institutions
thats why the vix barely moved and the vvix snubbed its nose
but as soon as that opening bell hits the orderly selling resumes and le retards will feel more pain
and then well get to our capitulation
could be today, could be tomorrow
could be next fucking week
but there is no fed pivot there is guaranteed recession the yield curve is inverted beyond belief and basically its just fucking over in this clown market and reality is going to set in

>>51153319
Just wait till China pulls the plug on Taiwan to divert the peoples attention from empty deposit boxes.

>>51153381
because INTC is building fab plants which are major assets
>>51153386
Dividends are good

>>51153353
How is intel planning on paying dividends when they don't make money lmao. They just pay shareholders from their stockpile of money?

That just sounds stupid honestly.

>>51153402
even if they have their plants NOW they can't compete with R&D of AMD it's over for INTC, even in server sector

>>51153413
There is no significant R&D in either of them

Just as my ban on /biz/ ends I get banned from /toy/. I really don’t think I’m that racist. What’s going on here? Also buy oil and dividends are your fren.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EQNR


Its supposed to save ma portfolio wtf

>>51152936
stock splits cause things to "moon" on the lead up to them, then dump after they're complete

literally just momentum trading

Just woke up, how are we looking?

>>51153443
Bet you listened to the GOVX, BBBY, ZOM, etc shills here too didn't you

>>51153466
Nicht Gut

So uhhh....
The VIX is up....
after a red friday....
after europe just shit its pants...
a-am I about to get...
le doo doo'd on?

good morning AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dont think I ever felt comfier SQQQchads

>>51153477

>>51153477
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1563916444563300356
Our only hope is Cramer saving the day

What Happens When The Hong Kong Dollar Peg Breaks?

>>51153472
hey now BBBY is green pre-market, those retards might be onto something

>>51153516
I feel the same way about my BITI and SARK.

>>51153472
And those can be compared to a gas provider stock in a gas-crisis how? EQNR is europes biggest gas provider retard not some dead retail store

>>51153426
how does one get banned from /toy/

>>51153472
I think the EQNR dude is just one guy

>>51153592
There are a few of us, although I generally don't like fucking with oil and gas.

They are redeeming the equity ownership my bastards

>>51153404
They make a lot of money
>>51153413
AMD is fading fast, plus they can’t even produce their own chips they are completely at the mercy of the big guys

Looks like Joe Bidens economy is in full swing. Glad that the retards are running the show again. Red market days are just so much more interesting than the ones that are another color.

>>51153556
BBBY is a yoyo going up and down. You can technically make money in that retard stock, sure, or you could be left holding the bag.

But that's besides the point. The BBBY shills promised this thing would GO TO THE MOON xD but it didn't and never will. They always seem to promote these stocks near the top when they've already gone up significantly. Gotta squeeze the last of the retard money and pump it even higher before they hand you the bag and disappear.

As for EQNR, at least it's a profitable business with a good catalyst and not a dying brick and mortar retail store selling overpriced bath products. I still think it's had most of its run though. Don't expect to double your money and get out in time.

This isn't complicated. If we just closed the border and stop letting these illegals come into the country to compete for our finite goods and services, we could fix the supply and demand thing and the inflation would be low like 2 percent or some shit. Fucking mexicans.

I was hoping for a bounce to open more shorts

>>51153681
all i'm saying is that BBBY is a fun stock to sell options on because both the bears and bulls are pompous dumbasses who think it's either headed to $0 or $1 gazillion tomorrow when in reality it'll crab

too funny to ignore

uranium

>>51153725
I also don't have any thoughts on EQNR for what it's worth, hope it works out

Heavily armed Antifa militants 'stand guard' outside Texas 'kid friendly' drag show
https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-heavily-armed-antifa-militants-stand-guard-outside-texas-kid-friendly-drag-show

Chinese banks are already starting to go bankrupt KEK

https://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Markets/China-debt-crunch/Two-Chinese-local-banks-enter-bankruptcy-procedures

SPY is gonna be fucked this week isn’t it?

>>51153793
yes, the meltup is over, it was fun while it lasted.

I cant stop myself from listening to softcore vtuber porn (music)

>>51150787
they're*

>>51153779
iirc over 1/3 of China's GDP is on real estate alone.

Imagine if say, pre-bubble Japan had that type of shit loaded up.

This economic crash into a global depression will be a beautiful thing to witness in our lifetime.

>>51153855
>the bear will leave its cave forever

>>51151763
I'm infinitely tired of retarded redditors like you who bought the top and think "we've been red for so long" or whatever.

There is no pivot, the stocks are going down.

>>51153929
>red for so long
nobody actually thinks this, right?

/gme/ baggies are freaking out that gmerica isn't a super secret bbby gme and toys r us rebooth but it's actually a NFT collection

>>51153855
I live in a country where they own fucking everything and I will gladly descend into hell if they come with me.

The market is detoxing from mumu stupidity

>>51153946
People who post shit like "LINE GO UP" do.

>>51154039
DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN!

>>51153946
You realize the market has been down for over a year now, right?

>>51154056
are you calling that a long time?

>>51154056
If you think this is red, you haven't seen anything yet.

>>51153949
nothing annoys me more than being pro-GME yet anti-NFT. I swear the majority of baggies agree with this yet none will speak up against NFTs

why can't the company do something actually related to gaming like e-sports, partner with META to shill VR/Oculus, anything other than promote a fucking NFT marketplace that nobody asked for?

>>51153946
Most retail "investors" are newfags who only saw the sharp 2020 rebound. They have no clue what extended bear markets are like.

>>51153949
Isn't gamestop facing legal issues because of their nft nonsense?

Man UK is getting raped by the inflation dildo

Post your Monday morning fuel. Breakfast is pretty important. I’m having a bon appetit cheese and berry danish and some coffee

>>51154101
checked

>>51154110
Looks tasty, lad. I'm about to whip up some eggs and bacon. I'll have a lemon jelly filled donut later.

>>51154110
I'm just having a coffee while waiting on an oil change.

>>51153855
I'm getting tired of this China real estate narrative. Nobody except middle class chinks are invested in this sector because the CCP made it exceedingly difficult for citizens to invest in anything else. It's not the next Lehman because no international institution is deeply entangled into this mess and can therefore not be dragged down by bad assets in China going bust.

>>51154110
Pita with hummus and a kombucha

>SIGA
>15.30 premarket

New monthly low. Next stop $12

>>51154137
>CCP made it exceedingly difficult for citizens to invest in anything else
no I think it's just the chinks are distrustful of their own stock market because of the rampant fraud most of their companies commit. at least with real estate, it's harder to get defrauded given it's a physical asset (yet not entirely impossible)

I also don't think it's a Lehman situation given it's too obvious to be what brings everything down.

>>51154137
No but it will accelerate the slowdown. The luxury brands have already notice a drop in chinese sales, so if the chinks stop buying, then the machine will noticeably slow down. It might not be a crash, but it doesn't help either.

>>51154110
that bread looking disgusting.

black swan day this week?

>>51154256
>he doesnt get pastries from the gas station

fag

WHERE IS THE BOTTOM NOOOOOOO

>>51154110
Not sure yet 2bh

BBBY $20 END OF WEEK

>>51154137

> 'm getting tired of this China real estate narrative

Nobody gives a shit about your feelings. In 2015 China slowdown alone was about to take the entire world into recession. China exports deflation

>>51154256
It’s really good

BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
you know what this is mumu? you pathetic little destitute cow? that's the sound of the farty ponies' alarm ringing. waking them up. for today. you. will. learn.

>>51154137
based. nobody gives a fuck about chinese retail fags

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE

>>51154337

Glue joints are drying very pretty today

>>51154337

so we are buying SOXL at 12$ again or we going lower?

>>51154337
GO! GO! GO!

Markets are healing

markets only heal when it goes up hence the color green being associated with nature and life

>>51154401
>color green
duuuuude weed lmao

>>51154337

>>51154392
the market that matters is the one between the bells
because thats where the institutions sell

Busting out 4 of these today

>>51154189
a lot of chinks got defrauded by real estate companies who never built what they paid for. they built cardboard ghost cities but didn't build usable housing. there's also the commercial paper mess, where all of the real estate companies bankrolled their operations by selling and reselling commercial paper, which the west has exposure to, primarily deustche bank. It's one big ponzi that's falling apart. I don't think that it will cause a Happening(tm) but it will play a significant role in the slow financial collapse of everything

wtf is this kike spike

Did they just scratch the Artemis rocket? Looks like the moon mission is cancelled. Prepare for more red.

>>51154337

>>51154460
They can’t just let everyone print money

>>51154456
The question is do you hold YANG or YANG calls? I do...

I sold my TQQQ and kept SQQQ and then TQQQ start healing... fucking hate timing plays

Make 1 glue joint. Sit down and browse /smg/ for 5 minutes and then make another. Who else has a comfy job that allows you to shitpost

>>51154337

>>51152251
Its normal anywhere the sacklers distributed opiods in the 2000s

>>51154506
gang

>>51154506

I work from home mostly so I am terminally online but it's great for shitposting

>>51154495
We are going down for the next two weeks man... do you really FOMO into 0.9% moves on a 3x leveraged ETF?

>>51152251
This is a screenshot from a video from a YT channel and films the drug addict ridden streets of philadelphia (iirc). They are all Heroin junkies. The videos are pretty nuts though, they legit look like a mass of zombies.

taylor swift's sweaty anus

>>51154506
Never made a glue joint, but I have smoked a joint of some gorilla glue #4.
it's a good blue-collar strain.
gets the job done.

>>51154540
no I held them from Friday to hedge the retarded market its been so i sold TQQQ this morning but I didn't wake in time to get it out before it was down a full point.

Yeah, im thinking we are back bullchads

>>51154495
So you were creating a straddle with 3x ETFs? And then selling the loser when the market leans in one direction?

>>51154506
Yep. Time to sit down and browse /smg/

>>51154568
do not try this kids.

>>51154337

>>51154578

yea- i figured it was clear it would be down but i had a smaller twww position to hedge it.

>>51154562
It's usually fentanyl nowadays. It's stronger and cheaper. God bless pharmaceutical companies. Trust the science

good morning sirs

>>51154506
>>51154581
why does this arouse me?

cathie woods crusty unsunned anus

>>51154618
I feel like their would be more dead bodies lining the streets if it was fentanyl. Given what I've seen about it seems like its some kinda instadeath drug but I don't know enough. What's the average life span of a fentaner from drug start to death?

and just like that, recession canceled booboos

>>51154618
I get a bunch of calls for service that involve people using fentanyl. When I find white powder in a car I just assume it’s fentanyl.

Yes, get me Netanyahu. Yes, tell him that if he does not end this KIKESPIKE immediately, I will personally find Abby Shapiro and ensure that milk truck deliveries no longer come to Jerusalem.

>>51154658
>more dead bodies
100,306 people died of overdose deaths in 2022 in the US. It's a bigger "pandemic" than covid.

>>51154704
uh, sorry, i'm gonna have to wait for snopes to fact check this chud.

>>51154649
It pleases me too

>>51154721
>>51154721
>>51154721

>>51154645
good morning friend how are you

>>51154564
after a night of drinking and eating white castle and taco bells

>>51154658
ya some faggot i hated just died from overdose

>>51154704
I'm not saying fentanyl doesn't kill people. I'm saying if the people in the vid were fentons there would be more bodies in the video.