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>> No.51148382

uh oh futes doing a stinky

>> No.51148383
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WHERE IS THE BOTTOM?

>> No.51148391
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51148391

Short Warner Brothers

>> No.51148395

You are now entering : The Bobo Zone.

>> No.51148398
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51148398

something smells doncha think?

>> No.51148400

Pro tip for all you SOXL holding leverage rotation strategy fans that missed the 200 day moving average boat on SOX to get out of SOXL (cuz you just couldn't stand the thought of selling), the original paper the idea is based off of says the 200 day average is not really necessary and the strategy works on other time frames. To wit, SOX dipped under the 600 day moving average on Friday. If you sell tomorrow and start the LRS strategy from that moment on the 600 day time moving average you will likely come out better than doing nothing at all

>> No.51148405
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51148405

Eh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Chéri coco, fais moi mmh, mmh (mmh, mmh)
J'veux le bifton pas de bobo (le bifton)
J'veux le bifton pas de bobo (le bifton)
J'veux le bifton, 'ton (oh yeah)
Eh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Chéri coco, fais moi mmh, mmh (mmh, mmh)
J'veux le bifton pas de bobo (le bifton)
J'veux le bifton pas de bobo (le bifton)
J'veux le bifton, 'ton (oh yeah)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zsPWw2H9PE

>> No.51148409

Is there a point in paying off your home early if you have locked in a 3% rate when you could instead put the money into literally anything else to grow more wealth?

>> No.51148412

>Oil is bussin
>futes are sussin

What's it gonna be oilbros?

>> No.51148415

>>51148391
tldr me instead of making me read that shite

>> No.51148422
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51148422

Don't worry frens, it will all be bright green this whole week, futures are just joking right?

Right?

>> No.51148433

>>51148415
Jews = bad news

>> No.51148435

>>51148412
Crab. The two forces will probably cancel out over the next few months, I'd say.

>> No.51148437

>>51148400
>600 day moving average
This is the first I'm hearing about this for a LRS

>> No.51148440

>>51148391
Welp, there's goes any interest in using HBOMax...

>> No.51148442

I’m scared bros

>> No.51148443
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51148443

i'm now trying dividends. i want some steady income to pay rent. any suggestions?

>> No.51148462

>>51148443
Get a job

>> No.51148468

>>51148412
bussin

>> No.51148470 [DELETED] 
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51148470

Fags are 40% of the pedophile population. Trannies deserve the rope. Niggers are a blight on this planet. The poor and stupid should suffer an active genocide.

Draft officers burn like kindling if you douse them in thermite. Death to Ukraine.

>> No.51148474

>>51148443
Start a business.

>> No.51148475

>>51148443
JEPI

>> No.51148488

>>51148470
Whoa I don’t know if /smg/ can handle this level of based

>> No.51148496

>>51148443
Dumb. Dividends are a red herring; what matters is total return.

Suppose a 5% divvy stock plunges from $10,000 to $9,000, leaving you with $9,500. Meanwhile some 0% dividend short or buyback-preferring company or currency play turns your $10,000 into $11,000, which you sell/close to collect the $1,000 gain and still have $10,000.

Make sense?

>> No.51148501

>>51148383
it's staring you right in the face
trust the plan >>51146954 (You)
Q

>> No.51148507

>>51148496
All that matters is earnings day noob.

>> No.51148509
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>>51148470
SHAADDDUPPPP you SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T POL!!!! AND I WILL SHORT THE HELL OF WHATEVER YOU ARE HOLDING WHICH IS PROBABLY MR TRUMPS BALLS!!!!!

>> No.51148515

>>51148496
But with dividends you can be smug and pretend to be mature even if you stay poor. It's a different sort of wealth my friend.

>> No.51148518

>>51148509
Im holding various food canneries and train stocks . Try it cunt

>> No.51148519

>>51148515
Kek

>> No.51148523

>>51148507
If you're an options addict (buying or selling), definitely.

>>51148515
lol true

>> No.51148524

>>51148509
found the tranny

>> No.51148528
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51148528

>109 years
>109 countries

After BRICS wins ww3 and becomes the new world reserve currency I'm going to Brazil to start a harem with all the money I make shorting tech tranny globohomo shit

>> No.51148533

>>51148437
600 day might not be ideal but for people who missed the 200 day and have been holding, it's probably better than sitting through another 50% drawdown. The LRS strategy is very flexible on what length average you choose according to the paper so 600 day (where we're at right now) should work though I haven't backtested it

>> No.51148549

Someone here mentioned turning my 401k into an IRA, do I just call and they do it?

>> No.51148561

When are real nigga hours in /smg/?

>> No.51148570

Indonesian market open in 14 minutes
Singapore tanked hard 2 hrs ago
fuck Powell
I'm not ready for this...

>> No.51148582

>>51148561
6 AM - 8 AM on weekdays

>> No.51148585
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>>51148391
>>51148415
>>51148433
I'm the anon that posted that pic last thread.
If anything, this should make you go long on WB.
There are all sort of shady tactics film studios can use to make a film that grosses over 1B a loss on paper.
30% is a magic percentage in US law - basically the highest amount allowed to be considered reasonable by US courts.
>highest credit card APR allowed is 30%
>highest consulting fee deductible is 30% of gross
>typical business referral fee is 30%
A percentage of net profits is a favorite trick used by film studios to lure people into accepting less up front or alternative compensation schemes.
Eddie Murphy has called a % of net profits "monkey points" because they are useless
>Everyone in the motion picture business knew that net profits were not really profits. They represented what was left after the studio got back all its costs, generously paid its big-name talent, and took out a hefty chunk for itself. Little wonder Eddie Murphy called net profits "monkey points."
Other people who have done business with hollywood can corroborate these things. Bill Burr's episode on the JRE has a great dialogue between the two about how scummy these hollywood people are.
Bill Burr took a deal where the film studio takes 40% of the gross profit for his special and he takes 60% of net profits.
And he reveals "those fucking people always made more money than me"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGsB7hE_cFo
Every corporation uses scummy accounting tactics and tax loop holes to reduce taxable income. But hollywood is the most egregious and repeat offender. Screwing over so many creators, writers, actors, authors, etc.

>> No.51148592

>>51148549
It’s called a rollover, I did it electronically.

>> No.51148593

>>51148549
>Someone here mentioned turning my 401k into an IRA, do I just call and they do it?
Yeah, customer support can walk you through that shit (it's called a rollover). You can rollover to an IRA with the 401k provider (e.g. Fidelity -> Fidelity) or to an IRA at another broker (e.g. Fidelity -> Vanguard if you have your accounts with them already)

>> No.51148595

I need Stocktwits fixed so I can get my daily fix of SIGA cope.

>> No.51148597

>>51148582
I’ll be here with my best shitposting dress on!

>> No.51148604
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51148604

>futures
That's the good stuff

>> No.51148605

Stocks down dollar up who's ready for hell week?

>> No.51148613
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>tens of millions
>still no cure
>WHYY

>> No.51148618

>>51148605
>Baggie is on /smg/ on a sunday night
oh god, this is going to be a shitshow tomorrow

>> No.51148623

>>51148613
Science and medicine is cancelled for the next 50 years or so bud, sorry.

>> No.51148628
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>>51148613
Biology is complex, yo.

>> No.51148629
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51148629

*dollar runs hot for 6-8 more months*

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>futures

>> No.51148633

>>51148613
Do you know how much money has been donated to "cure cancer"?

>> No.51148635

>>51148613
Because the actual cure is in the fetuses of aborted Jewish children and ((they)) won't let you have it.

>> No.51148637
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>>51148597
Oh boy!
https://vocaroo.com/1osQjdZMsj8r

>> No.51148642
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51148642

>>51148524
>>51148518

“The STOCK BREAK Kid Lays Down For absolutely... NOBODY!!!” ESPECIALLY NOT YOU TRANS HOGAN. I WILL BURY YOU WITH MY SHORTS. BECAUSE I AM THE SHOW SHOCKER!

>> No.51148648
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>>51148631
>oil & gas futures

>> No.51148656

>>51148613
SAVA only has 20 employees and no product. They received $20 million dollars in NIH grants last year and all they did was use it to photoshop some pictures for fake clinical trial data. They are up 80% this month after being charged with fraud

>> No.51148691

>>51148656
So SAVA is the next TSLA?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51148692

>>51148656
the fraud is priced in, bruv

>> No.51148695
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>>51148656
>Do a quick deep dive into the CEO
>Jewish

>> No.51148708
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51148708

Oh No! Not Bobo.
Yall niggas are fucked.

>> No.51148723

>>51148708
Not Oil and Gas chads.

>> No.51148725

>>51148656
>tax payer funded jewish scam
$100 EOY confirmed

>> No.51148740
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51148740

>>51148723
We coming for you oil sisters and gaslite faggots. WE BOBOS gonna FLEX ON ALL OF YALL. THIS IS PAYBACK

>> No.51148742
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51148742

>futures

>> No.51148755
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51148755

This is what a bottom looks like bobo

>> No.51148769
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>>51148740
One day.
But not this day.

>> No.51148800

>>51148740
cope

>> No.51148803

>>51148755
Your bottom is about to get fucked mumu.

>> No.51148808
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51148808

YANG GANG anyone?

>> No.51148819
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51148819

>>51148769

>> No.51148821

Gap fill tomorrow probably or overnight. Maybe a little bounce before second leg down.

>> No.51148823

>>51148443
HNDL/JEPI

>> No.51148838
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51148838

>futures

>> No.51148848

Its all tumbling down

https://youtu.be/zc6KUlXP--M

>> No.51148857

DXY just hit a new year high

>> No.51148861

Don’t look at btc

>> No.51148868
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>tomorrow morning

>> No.51148877

LOR DEM RANGZ NIKA

>> No.51148878
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>>51148725
>>51148695
>>51148692
>>51148691
It gets better.. they are in Texas so they pay no state tax. They sent their drugs to an outside laboratory to confirm the research.. that professor? Literally a consultant on their advisory board. Kinda funny he works for the City University of New York (CUNY). Their company has a "unique compensation scheme" where bonuses are paid based on stock price and not FDA approval

>> No.51148887

>>51148861
BTC up 0.73% since weekly open LFG :rocket: :rocket:

>> No.51148889
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>>51148848

>> No.51148892
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51148892

chart of /smg/ baghodlers

>> No.51148900
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so inflation was coming down in the past months because of the rising dollar right? what happens when the dollar comes back down?

>> No.51148904
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51148904

I don't want to alarm anyone but the futures are red

>> No.51148915
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>>51148900
It won't. Energy costs returning to normal kill the Euro and Yen (in addition to ECB and BOJ retardation), ergo DXY will march until every Yankee pig is skewered from Chicago to New York.

>> No.51148923

>>51148900
Why would the dollar come down if Powell is going to keep raising rates?

>> No.51148924

>>51148900
No because oil got fucked over by a fake EIA report that said we used as much oil in the peak of summer driving as we did in the peak of covid.

>> No.51148928
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51148928

The rest of biz is being flooded with Gas misinformation and anti-Russian propaganda. The glowies are desperate, it must be pretty bad. Buy EQNR.

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It just keeps going down doesn't it

>> No.51148953

>>51148928
Death to Nato and Ukraine. This is simply a core reconquest military action .

>> No.51148956

>>51148934
zoom in
this is the local bottom
check the vmacd

>> No.51148960
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It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uRZYNcYR-w

>> No.51148973
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51148973

>futures

>> No.51148974
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51148974

Lay it on me bros. How bad it is actually going to be tomorrow? You guys are all joking about everything tanking right?

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>>51148960
For this jannie nation, I do not give a damn

>> No.51148976

>>51148857
I remember the
>yields have peaked. Dollar has peaked
Cope. Lol

>> No.51148978

>>51148878
Don't talk about this ticker. in 2018/2019, I was using it as a savings account and dumping most of my paychecks into it. I sold in 2020. I could have retired.

>> No.51148986

>>51148363
futes are healing like they always fucking do

>> No.51148989

>>51148974
open red, close flat.
ez clap

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>>51148977
What's up buncun

>> No.51148994

lets suppose hypothetically i was holding exclusively positions of both SOXL and UPRO like a retard. how would I best hedge this so I dont lose everything? would I just go hard into SQQQ calls?

>> No.51148995

>>51148915
>>51148923
>>51148924
do you really think the rest of the world will just stand idly by while the US buys them up on steep discounts? dont forget the US is a net importer

>> No.51149001

>>51148977
that's a man

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>>51148960
https://youtu.be/SkDFeO8WKcc

>> No.51149004

So it’s come to this. BBBY is the last chance for any of us to make it.

>> No.51149009

>>51149001
Thats a 9 year old girl whos blind

>> No.51149011

>>51148656
Proof of the fraud?

>> No.51149012

>>51148995
Plaza Accord 1 happened around 120, so there's your bogey.

>> No.51149026

>>51149004
I got money on YANG and TLRY

>> No.51149029

>>51148904
I dunno man, futures only seem to act as a leading indicator ~50% of the time these days.

>> No.51149034

>>51148995
>do you really think the rest of the world will just stand idly by
Neopolitical elite don't care about their countries retard lol. They've already been sold.

>> No.51149052

>>51149004
if only there were an alternative choice for "struggling retailer that's priced for bankruptcy" except actually profitable...

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I just talked to Shkreli on YouTube and he said his SIGA shorts are still open. Dunno why you lieing faggots told me he got heemed on the position

>> No.51149067
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Just imagine: a 30 year bear run like Japan had starting in the 80s. I'm excited, bros.

>> No.51149069

>>51149057
i hope someone sues that fucker for his rugpull

>> No.51149072

>>51148991
Hi rocker

>> No.51149079

>>51149057
All the SIGA chads sold for massive profits, he got liquidated twice on livestream on the way up, he might break even on the way down.
What a fucken genius.

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>>51148974
futies haven't limited down so it's not worst case scenario yet

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51149089

/leanhogs/ bros... It hurts just a little bit...

>> No.51149097

>>51149079
I find it funny our local kpop autist bought in near the top and is bagholding still.

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>> No.51149104

>>51149089
Just a temporary trough. We'll be eating well come winter.

>> No.51149106

>>51149097
I hope that fucker loses everything

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>>51148808
>Ch*nese equities returning to their fair value of $0.00
as it should be

>Verification not required

>> No.51149113

>>51149072
Wrong... It's PoemAnon

>> No.51149116

>>51149106
considering its likely tinny I'm not sure how much he even has left to lose kek

>> No.51149118
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>>51148956
The classic giga bounce off the 2nd bolinger!
4015-4024 till open
4000 giga bounce on open. Might be lower depending on how many slurpers they wanna margin call
4012 close

>> No.51149142

why the fuck is leddit pumping BBIG

>> No.51149156

>>51149142
who asked

>> No.51149166

>>51149156
because it seems like bot spam and is a compelling short

>> No.51149170

>>51149113
Hello

>> No.51149187

>>51149118
i have no idea how reliable that is but it lines up with my astrology lines so I agree wholeheartedly

>> No.51149189
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51149189

Get fucked mumu

>> No.51149209
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51149209

i'm all in on oil and natural gas. will i make money this quarter?

>> No.51149213

>>51149187
Likely not very, but I have no ES positions so I can say whatever I want. Volume is building up in the low 4020s with most of the longs still in the low 4010s.

>> No.51149214

>>51149209
I sure to God hope so, because so am I.

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>>51149209
>>51149214

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>>51149209
>will i make money this quarter?
you are thinking too small
if you sell after a quick pump you will miss out on generational wealth
$300/bbl end of decade is achievable

>> No.51149232
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51149232

F....futes are healing

>> No.51149233

>>51148443
>>51148496
Dividends in a volatile market are good because companies who have a dividend history fall less than others. However, it's not the yield that matters, in fact high yield stock tends to underperform in the long run. What matters is a history of dividend growth and a low payout ratio. Implies the company is profitable well managed and thinks long term.

>> No.51149240
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51149240

Wow EQNR is going to $45 tomorrow. Natgas wins again.

>> No.51149244

>>51149213
I have no ES positions either. I am short crypto

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51149283

>>51148755
Getting nervous yet bobo?

>> No.51149289

>>51149232
Futes don’t mean shit wait until PM niggers start selling at 4am....

>> No.51149301

Green week. Fuck bears. Also, I love black bear. Fuck, I can't wait for next week when I'm going bear hunting. Buy SOXL

>> No.51149302
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51149302

china is reopening
the spr is ending
europe is freezing
its hurricane season
opec no spare capacity and is cutting production

did you really think it was over? did you really think they could bury us and get away with it?

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>>51149089
please sir do not redeem the RBOB

>> No.51149308
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51149308

>>51149283
Replying to yourself..... nope not at all. The market is going to sell of for the next few weeks to try to convince uncle Jerome to stop hiking rates. It’s not going to happen

>expect pain faggot

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>>51149233
smart man

>> No.51149329
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51149329

What did Stocktwits mean by this?

>> No.51149342

>>51148496
That's great and all but what makes you think you can time the market correctly? You'd most likely sell for a loss or a slight gain because you got greedy. Better to get good divvies and use that as passive income as a way to reward yourself for being apart of the great Jewish ponzi scheme

>> No.51149348

>>51149329
lewd

>> No.51149349

>>51149329
I believe cummies is backed by unvaxxxx sperm

>> No.51149356

>>51149349
Where can I trade (my) unvaxed sperm futures?

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>>51148363
>futures

>> No.51149367

>>51149363
Dominos pizza gives cancer.

>> No.51149368

uranium

>> No.51149376

>>51149367
Is it the fast kind or slow kind?

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>>51148695

>> No.51149380
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>>51149233
Very true.

>>51149240
Why are the TTF cunts so strict about their data? I'm not paying (((Bloomberg))) for exact values of Europoor suffering.

>>51149302
>its hurricane season
SOON

>>51149342
Oh he might not time the market correctly, but I'm up 20% YTD. And plenty of other people ITT have done even better.

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51149382

What is going on? Last rate hike barely hurt the stock market at all, but now all of a sudden it's the end of the world?

I can't predict anything about this fucking market. We just had a retarded bear market rally for no reason and now we're dipping back down again for a reason that didn't matter last time but now suddenly it does.

I can't take it anymore. It really is just gambling right now.

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>>51148755
>>51149283
Tomorrow could be green and it wouldnt matter. We’re going lower

>> No.51149394
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51149394

So people ask; what kinda lame ass port is this?. My reply; this is merely 1 out of 3 long term retirement options I've got. This is more of my play/fun account. Was either blow my excess green on dumb shit or punt it into something a bit more fun/worth it. When your smart with your money, avoid debt traps, and other things, you end up with a glut of excess green. My 401k is on track to be nice and fat, my pension will be fat, hell my emergency fund is getting fatter by the month as well and I don't do shit other than just let the whole lot of it roll on autopilot.

>> No.51149397

>>51149382
all in spxs then if thats how you feel

>> No.51149407

>>51149397
I'm all in on SOXL after buying the dip on Friday.

>> No.51149409

>>51149382
>During July's FOMC the key dovish factor had been Powell indicating Fed Fund Rates in the 3% to 3.5% range by year end. That was very dovish, as it implied market had too much priced in (yet again, look at the June dot plot: 3.1%-3.6%). This was missing from Jackson Hole's speech

>> No.51149411

>>51149382
They create the narrative. If price goes up they say investors don't care about the rate hikes. If price goes down then it means rate hikes are scaring investors

>> No.51149412

futures recovering?

>> No.51149419

>>51149382
The retarded dead cat bounce is just being corrected. This is entirely expected. Look at the dot com crash or 2009. Random month long upticks are entirely expected.

>> No.51149427
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>>51149394
>This is more of my play/fun account.

>> No.51149431

>>51149089
Orangejuiceniggas… did we get too cocky?

>> No.51149433

>>51149367
Everything give us cancer these days anon. Everything but these dubs

>> No.51149438

>>51149433
Checked

>> No.51149442

>>51149431
ALCO been struggling.

>> No.51149443

>>51149433
I kneel

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>>51149433

>> No.51149451
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51149451

>>51149433
Nice

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>>51149283
If tomorrow closes green I will become a tranny and shit up this board for the rest of my (short) life.

>> No.51149468
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51149468

the shemitah begins

>> No.51149475
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>>51149451
Hitler was the last prophet before the apocalypse

>> No.51149484

>>51149468
WAKE ME UP, WHEN SHEMITAH ENDS

>> No.51149496

I wonder how fucking bad this week and September is going to be for stocks and futures.

>> No.51149514

>>51149496
september is the last month of the shemitah. so this is going to be heaven or hell really

>> No.51149527
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51149527

SIGA Sisterhood, is this week going to be the week to get back in?

>> No.51149530

>>51149380
i-is that a vomma hurricane on the horizon?

>> No.51149548

shemitah

>> No.51149551

>>51149382
>reason
The reason for every single change in the market is that the people who make the market wanted it to occur. Everything else is just rationalization for the plebs.

>> No.51149554

>>51149431
Orangejuiceniggers were ALWAYS too cocky.

>> No.51149561
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>>51149527
Well here's ground zero barely keeping cases churning and rolling the dice on mutation:
https://sf.gov/information/monkeeepox-cases

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51149569

>>51149433
wew lad

>> No.51149603

It’s over!

>> No.51149626

If this thread isn’t your signal to buy idk what it. This is the exact opposite of when everyone was euphoric and slurping.

>> No.51149630

It's just beginning.

>> No.51149654

>>51149626
Sentiment is only an indicator when I can be smug for holding fiat.

>> No.51149694

>>51149561
Thank you. That reigned me in. I will be waiting. Gotta see some schools having outbreaks otherwise this is dead.

>> No.51149705

>>51149431
OJ is getting heemed every time I look at a chart like this

>> No.51149720

>>51149705
>OJ is getting heemed
Last I checked he walked free cause the glove didn't fit

>> No.51149751

>>51149720
and fcuks a different white bitch every night

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>>51149720
>walked free
then later wound up in jail anyway for some dumb shit

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>>51149382
we're in a new chapter/phase of the bear market

more red cause of rate hikes. we priced in 3.5% 10 year in mid June, then the 10yr started going down on fears of slowing growth, inflation peaking, and lower hikes/pivot in 2023. Now it seems the fed is going to 4% 10yr and staying there for potentially all of 2023. this means we could retest the lows and quite possibly go lower.

the 10 Year Treasury is all that matters.

>> No.51149777

I'm shorting sewage companies

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1564063635235897346

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>> No.51149805

>>51149626
Meh. Smg turns doomer at the drop of a hat, it’s not in yet

>> No.51149833

Hope Barnes and noble goes down.

>> No.51149836

>>51149804
>jafulton89

>> No.51149838

Treasuries are erect and bulls are wrecked

>> No.51149844

>>51149833
What’s your beef with books

>> No.51149849

I will be shorting any stocks related to glass in Europe

https://twitter.com/GoldTelegraph_/status/1563889230992097280

>> No.51149865

>>51149844
That the company that sells them doesn't care about them.

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>>51149849
lol Europe is so fucked

>> No.51149877

>>51149776
4%? We will be there by February of next year. Thats before the energy crunch this winter setting off a storm of inflation. American natty gas is back high as shit and oil is creeping up too. Once midterms are over spr releases are going to stop so they can stockpile the last release during presidential run.

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>>51149877
we could be there this winter. the 10yr went to 3.5% in june, when the fed was currently at 2%, so 6 months early. the market moves so fast nowadays i think we could price in recession and high rates and bottom this fall/winter

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>>51149484

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>>51149777
>https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1564063635235897346

Have a nice week!

>> No.51149943

>>51149100
Based ai anon sharing his dank memes with us

>> No.51149954

>>51149909
Bond market might move slower based off rapidly deteriorating economic conditions. Feds going to do exactly what they said though and keep hiking until inflation is in their target. This could happen rapidly due to EU demand destruction however -- US labour market is too damn tight so even then wages will squeeze.

>> No.51149960

>>51149232
Who the fuck made this high quality copium Pepe. Not an aliased line to be seen, beautiful

>> No.51149969

>>51149240
Sold my calls last week for $500 profit (40% ish), should I get back in?

>> No.51149982
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51149982

DEAD.
CAT.
BOUNCE.

>> No.51149991

>>51149960
Stable Diffusion
>prompt "anon bought?"

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>>51149283
uh oh, stinky poopy

>> No.51150005

>>51149451
what the fuck are those white boys talking about

>> No.51150007

>>51149626
It’s been slurp slurp slurp for weeks stfu dude. Everyone was wondering when the lights were going to come back on

>> No.51150028

>>51150005
>white

>> No.51150034

>>51148405
Here’s a better song, nigguh:
https://youtu.be/pxLue72yvgs

>> No.51150037

>>51148496
>HAHAHA SEE IN MY HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION STOCK I LIKE GOED UP BUT YOU STOCK GO DOWN
> I WIN ARGUMENT
>DIVIDEND R FOR DUMB DUMBS

>> No.51150048

>>51150028
>white skin
>speaking english
>somehow not white
anyone that isn't afraid to leave the house without sunscreen cant tell the difference between all your pasty asses

>> No.51150064

>>51150007
One of the hardest short cover rallys in history apparently. A lot of people went neutral before j-ho announcement. Now they are reloaded and down we go.

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>mfw we're actually green from the open

>> No.51150069

>>51148443
Here’s a better approach:
Take a shit in front of the property manager’s door and write “no niggers allowed” on the door.
Just keep at that shit until the property manager quits.
Boom. Who tf gonna collect your rent now, nigguh??

>> No.51150081

>>51150034
How's your new job?
I'm getting ready to enter the job hunt again. Fucking leetcodes.
Never work for a Chinese company.

>> No.51150086

>>51150069
bet this works at your 3k/mo high rise condo in seattle

>> No.51150094

>The change at the Fed has been a rapid one, with three African Americans and three women having joined the central bank’s 19-member interest-rate committee just this year.
Glass cliff?

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>pecks mic
>a-honk
WOAH BLACK SWANNY

>> No.51150105

>>51148528
Based

>>51148613
fucking lul
It was probably dubbed a success by some jew’s marketing department though

>>51149363
>pasts

>> No.51150113

>>51150068
I've seen this gif a million times...
What the FUCK is that kitty doing?

>> No.51150118

>>51150101
What is the point of such a stupid low quality post? Why? I'm genuinely curious what makes you people type up such unfunny spammed stuff? Do you really have this little creativity and poor sense of humor that you think this adds to anything at all? I just don't understand

>> No.51150121

>world governments collapsing
Euro will be worthless. Cheapest vacations to Europe, ever, soon.

>> No.51150122

>>51149382
lolllll
WHO COULDVE GUESSED THE FEDS WANTED TO KEEP HIKING, RIGHT?? WHAT A FUCKING SHOCKER. WHO COULDVE EVER SEEN IT COMING.
APPARENTLY NOT THE MAJORITY OF ANALYSTS ON WALL STREET.
THE SAME FAGGOTS THAT DO ALL THE INSIDER TRADING.
COULDNT FUCKING GUESS THE FEDS WANTED TO KEEP HIKING.
AMAZING.
ABSOLUTE POTTERY.

>> No.51150130

unbreakable titanium support at 4000

>> No.51150140

>>51150122
1. Are you doing coke right now
2. Your tag looks like it's saying rite aid I think I'll buy that tomorrow

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>>51150130
fuck forgot the pic

>> No.51150147

Interfriends.. Interfriends..
Shorts pinned down & bleeding out CHALF sector, request artillery support for gamma strike, over.

>> No.51150158

>>51150147
See >>51150118

>> No.51150159

fk can i even make it if i can only contribute 2000 maple dollars to my investment account?
i thought i had a good job but with taxes, rent, car insurancr, gas, etc im left with around 3000 cad a month. so only 2000 for my tax free trading account and then 1000 for leisure or emergency expenses especially since i drive a 2009 shitbox

at this rate itll take me 3 fucking years to max out my tax free account

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>>51150158
>>51150118
we like to have fun here

>> No.51150172

>>51150145
Eu open will break it.

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>>51150118

>> No.51150190
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>> No.51150191

>>51150081
>How's your new job?
Not too bad.
Half my team is ex-googlers
None of them like doing real work kek
>I'm getting ready to enter the job hunt again. Fucking leetcodes.
I do the weekly competition.
I got 200 done total; what are you at?
I plan to never stop. Restarting is just too fucking hard.
I still need to do the blind 75 though :(
>Never work for a Chinese company
OH FUCKING SHIT. Did you join tiktok/bytedance?? Yeah dude, that’s some bad shit! I’d never work for the CCCP

>> No.51150192

>>51150145
you've got to zoom out, lad. 1 minute candles aren't going to help unless you're day trading futures.

>> No.51150205

>>51150086
:^)
It’s 5k/mo or so now. I plan to leave in December and score a deal

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>>51150192
ok

>> No.51150219
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51150219

fellas my picnic first date went really well today
got a kiss at the end and set up a second date for drinks friday night (you know what that means)

>> No.51150220

>>51150140
1) no
2) sounds dank, nigguh

>> No.51150223

>>51150145
this guy lookin at 1min candles on futes lmao
as if shit isnt gonna hit the fan one way or the other at premarket
skew says the market could bounce hard or drop hard so who knows!!!

>> No.51150224

>>51150205
jesus
i pay 2.3k for a 3br in Kent with a huge yard and everyone in my cul de sac is white

>> No.51150228
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>>51150223
tell skew i said hes a faggot

>> No.51150244

>>51150224
How much is the house worth? 700k?

>> No.51150268
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Joe Brandon will destroy the USD and simultaneously pump the markets, constitution be damned

Jeromé Pöwell is powerless to stop it

>> No.51150301

>>51150268
>Jeromé Pöwell
There’s no way it’s actually censored if I say Jerome Powell is it?

>> No.51150329

>>51150301
Jerome Powellstein.

>> No.51150342

>>51149394
The thing I hate about you, aside from your life updates I don't care about, is that fucking Coca-Cola logo on top of your stupid portfolio. I hope you and Baggie get cancer and die.

>> No.51150347

>>51149394
>boomer about to get rugpulled by the west's nikkei moment

>> No.51150349
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>>51150268
>Jeromé Pöwell
Oh God, he's channeling the ECB. Someone stop him!

>> No.51150364

>>51148570
Nothing happened.
Indonesia strong
Foreign panicked and domestic slurped hard as usual

>>51149382
This guy is completely right.

>> No.51150366
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51150366

I’m financially bored

>> No.51150368

>>51149527
I don't think so. I think the bottom comes in mid-September. I would like to get back in at some point but the playing field is tilted in favor of vaccines, not TPOXX.

>> No.51150372
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>>51150349
>prevent economic collapse and American fascist insurrection
Why?

>> No.51150374

>>51150342
its slightly better than when he had the AT&T logo

>> No.51150385
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>>51148470
Let's go! RWDS when?

>> No.51150419

Dow futures sink around 200 points as Wall Street looks set to continue rout

>> No.51150427

>>51150419
>futures
America has no future.

>> No.51150434

N

>> No.51150439

>>51150419
>Stock futures sink on fear of stock futures sinking

>> No.51150449
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>>51150439
>heavy selling on market sell off!

>> No.51150450

>>51148422
this is outdated... electricity isnt that cheap in germany anymore

>> No.51150464
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EUR bros I think this joke has gone on long enough. Bring back 1.60 against the USD right now…

>> No.51150469

>>51150464
DXY just hit a new yearly high.

>> No.51150482
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>>51150464

>> No.51150492
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>>51150342
Well said. If I see a tripfaggot I just ignore whatever bullshit blogpost they have to say

>> No.51150497

Futures are healing. Will probably open green. Honk honk.

>> No.51150498
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>>51150482
all they have to do is buy the 200$ uranium seek salvation krauts seek the atom

>> No.51150500

>>51150469
oh hey you're right. just squeaked over the July high.

>> No.51150505

>>51150219
you didnt rawdog her behind the little ceasars dumpster? how does dating work

>> No.51150516

>>51149382
>It really is just gambling right now.
I hate to break this to you anon, but it's always been "just gambling".

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>>51150219
good work make sure to eat her ass

>> No.51150527

>>51150434
I

>> No.51150541

>>51150518
ruined with those tatoos, damn

>> No.51150546
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>>51150207
Not sure how much more obvious it can be
God bless the troops
Sent from my iPhone

>> No.51150550

>>51150541
>not ruined by the ass implants
nigger

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51150553

shorted nasdaq at 13130, im up about 100% on that position

>> No.51150568

>>51150550
wich ones i i cant see any

>> No.51150595
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>>51150492
Can you imagine being so self-important yet so generally worthless that you have to come here and post with a special name or with disgusting pictures? As if the worthless blog posts don't let everyone know that, yes, a faggot is here shitting up the board.
I really do hope Baggie and that Coke faggot and the nigger get cancer and die, although a painful car accident (the kind where the paramedics hear their final screams in liquor-soaked nightmares) would also work just fine.

>> No.51150729

>>51150427
hence the selling

>> No.51150758

>>51150690
>>51150690
>>51150690
>>51150690

>> No.51151097

>>51149844
Movies are always better than the books they make from them. Almost never do they stick to the movie like they should and the book ends up being a let down