/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51146868
First for Adolf.

do not redeem

dog sex edition!

>mfw I open my "portfolio" tomorrow morn

this whole situation in general is depressing really.... I feel so tired of this shit man

>>51146878
Based

Also, from what i'm gathering, now is the time to buy puts en masse

>>51146888
Dollars are too valuable.

>>51146889

>>51146888
checked

>>51146878
Sieg heil my nigga

look the markets gonna do a lil dumperino so you all can reload and get one more chance to long the meltup from the market bottom
what more can you ask for honestly

Papa Powell accumulating milkies futes in preparation for major food shortages

Holy fuck
thread theme btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

>>51146903
hope i see your faggot ass in minecraft soon fucking tripscum

Invest in crypto at the bottom. There’s only one coin out there that can 1000x

>>51146868
For what reason do you autistically bake early?
I don't care desu, I'm genuinely curious.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EJdEdk9g2E

Lol are futures actually getting rekt? How are ES futures holding up? My village doesn’t have access to that data rn

>>51146930
How many puts do I need to own to acquire this bitch?

Futures doin a little sum sum.. sheeesh.

Not my problem

Guys I think I'm gonna fomo into oil.. they got "heemed" recently and are only up 100% this year. Don't tell anyone else but this is a very good entry for sure. Oil will go into infinity during a recession

>>51146868
So now is crypto dumping an early indicator of US markets tomorrow morning? Will Cramer be right for once?

ES1 4000 psychological support, 4007 50day MA
NQ1 12373 weekly close from Dec 20, 12404 Fibonacci 0.5 level
thank me later

>>51146932
ES1 4009.9
NQ1 12404

>>51146910
i like song sir

>S&P futures down 1.14% already

Reminder that the stock market is not free or efficient, and is almost entirely dependent on central planning of banks who set the interest rates which are used to calculate the future value of cashflows.

>>51146940
Did something geopolitically happen or something? Why the fuck is the nasd-ACK futures down 1.5%?

>>51146932
they're getting rekt in the sense that the ride isn't over

*enters the thread

>>51146950
Crypto is shit, it's an embarrassment it's correlated to nasdaq. Soon it sinks into the south sea forever

>>51146950
>crypto is the leading indicator
Why does some of /biz/ think this still? cryptos are just cool named tech stocks now, they lag the market when the market's open.

>>51146966
>delayed data
anon....use CURRENCYCOM:US500 and US100

>>51146968

Ppl here in india are even noticing how much US futures are down..

>>51146938
She's the kind of lady that likes a fella that invests in tangible goods such as fine wines and liquors, race horses at the aqueduct.

>>51146945
I'm trying to catch a wick down to the 100dma at 165. I think 300 by January is possible. The euros are already talking about buying more American diesel.

>VIX flying towards 30
>Russell COLLAPSING
Fuck!

>sold before the pre-market bloodbath
b-based not losing money here chad
>>51147001
10yr also looking like an erect penis already

>FUTES

The Vomma Hurricane. Look at VX Futures.

>>51147001

October 19th, 1987

>>51146995
Good morning sir.

>>51146998
I was just mocking the retard from last thread that said oil is down Billy. I have $3000 of 12/16 DRIP puts. I'm not fucking with oil anymore. That's my bet and I'm riding it

some of you guys are alright. Dont open your broker tomorrow.

Apologize you dirty skank cunt

I do not believe that he understands the fundamentals that are creating explosive growth and investment opportunities in the innovation space," Wood tweeted on Tuesday morning.

>>51147061
I short sell for she

>>51147068
I'm dancing tomorrow,baby.

>>51146956
*smooch* mera pyaar

>>51147079
i'd still hit it

I can't say I'm having fun lately with this market

>>51147079
Imagine if these two had a baby...

>>51147102
that million cock gaze

Very cool to see so many fellow Indian investors in this thread with me at this hour.

>wall street forgot to turn off their sell bots
ffs

Wtf a 20% rate hike just flew over my house!!

>>51147001
Don't fucking care. Sold all my calls on Tuesday and bought nothing but puts for September through January.

>>51147121
>forgot
See you at opening

>>51147121
>forgot?

>>51147020
where are you seeing treasury stuff? link plz fen?

>>51147121
we need to go back

>>51147093
I should really find the webm of the principal getting strip teases by high school boys (straight) dressed in drag

>>51147153
It was comfier then

Where's the bottom?

maybe we should just log out and not look at the market tomorrow??? haha....

>>51147165
bout tree fiddy

>>51147165
Spy at 32x

>>51147165
see >>51146954

>>51147113
Good morning sir!

Bros... they're making money off us
https://youtu.be/Q65BI_5lul4

>>51147168
the jews took my money below margin trading so I have two wait for my trades from friday to settle
i'll just be ahhhhhhhhhhing with the boys.

>>51147174
Okay, but if you're wrong imma hold you personally responsible.

>>51146898
I wish I didn't have to just know.

>>51147184
good morning

>>51147184
that poo is looking awfully submissive and breedable

Red futures? Green Day confirmed tomorrow

>>51147160
The good old times investing in colonialism

>>51147206

>>51147184
S-Sirs? Is she ok?

>>51147206
I dont mind some pizza

>>51147200

>>51147121
>Forgot
Powell literally gave a clear warning to the wall street interns that don't have access to the club yet, the market will be killed

So, how do this shit work?

>>51147229
Ah yes, that's why the fed has slow walked everything and essentially needed the market to tell them to hike rates more.

>>51147234
take money and throw into the toilet and flush

>>51147206
>futures turn green pre-market
>instadump at open
This would be my preferred outcome.

>>51147251
haha get fucked, we open down 10% *rapes u*

>>51147222
here you go

>>51147251
massive gap down tomorrow.

Hey, dumb goy here. Why are you all freaking out and talking about "futures"? What does that mean and why are the futures bad? Where can I too watch these "futures"?

>>51147234
Get your female broker to take care of you in your stead

>>51147229
Powell has been an omega pussy bitch his entire run at the fed. He's still a fucking dove compared to what anyone with half a brain and sack would have done.

>>51147263
sounds good to me, just won't be as entertaining.

>>51147277
tf is this

>>51146868
This board is at its lowest point in the five years I've been coming. I wish I could buy an inverse /smg/ ETF. I'd dump half my cash into it and the other half into an inverse Kramer ETF. Or what if someone combined the two and called it AIDS? I would simply dump everything into that instead.

Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

>>51147277
Only if she trades from my home and naked, then I'll trust all my funds to her.

>>51147324

>>51147324
You think you would make money off an inverse smg etf?? I don't think so HAHA!

>>51147324
I'd dump half my cum into your bussy and the other half into your eye and call it AIDS

>>51147324
AIDS would just crab forever because inverse smg and inverse Kramer would inverse each other

>>51147324

>>51147342
of course you would think that you retarded kpop poster.

shouldn't you have got evicted already chad?

Ok ok hear me out
BTC has been an extremely good leading indicator for stocks in the last year. When Bitcoin gets rugged on Sunday or the weekend, it’s pretty clear signal, with minimal noise, that equities are going to get slapped around like a little bitch the coming week. I think SPY hits $385 by Friday

BEARS
REMEMEBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
TIME TO RISE THE FUCK UP!!!
BURN THIS MOTHER FUCK DOWN TO THE GROUND...

WE ALREADY DEAD AINT NO ONE GETTING OUT

>>51147396
>385
try 365

>>51147335
kinda makes sense when you think about it. you should start a youtube channel.

okay so hear me out... what if we abolished the federal reserve

>>51147350
That's okay. I'd collect premiums and listen to some faggot like Baggie cry about his calls bleeding out while other retards ask him about his disgusting yellow cunt.

>>51147364
i'd buy it

>>51147364
That's awesome. My sides!

How we looking?

>>51147414
I believe when im retired, i will be giving lectures to school children on the consequences of having a federal reserve, and why it was abolished

>>51147414
That's rather antisemitic of you, sir.

>>51147335
Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

Are there circuit breakers on futures?

IS THIS THE BOTTOM????

IM SHORT MICRO NASDAQS

The stock market is going down, I'm yelling timber
You better short, you better sell
You won't remember your gains
Bobo will be the one, you won't forget
The bigger your portfolio, the bigger you will fall
This biggity boy's a diggity bear dog
I have 'em like Bobo with clothes off
Twerking in his fat Bare Ass
Portfolio down, booty up, timber
I'm slicker than an Bear spill
Swing your stocks round and round
End of day you will crying it's going down
One more call, another round
End of the year, you'll be without a house
Swing your stocks round and round
End of the week you will no longer have a brokerage account
One more dip, another round
End of the month, you will be without a bank account.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

>>51147412
That is 90% of youtube

>>51147455
no

>>51147459
>Normies blaring Pitbull - Timber was 9 years ago
jesus fucking christ i didn't need this today

NASDAQ FUTURES UNDER THE 100 DAY MOVING AVERAGE

>>51147493

>>51146925
Which one and why

Once again, the Confederates advance.

>>51146954
you're welcome

UUUU
UEC

>>51147457
we've only just finished our first bear market rally of the cycle. Now e go for lower lows.

>>51147491
Yep, sometimes you need those harsh realizations just to know how much time you've wasted here and will continue to waste here

>>51147547
9 years of /biz/ would at least make you fabulously wealthy

the 2 year treasury is at 3.45% the highest since Nov 2007

>>51147568
uhhhhhh

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
THE TEN WAR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING DOWN
WHAT HAPPENED
https://twitter.com/DavidInglesTV/status/1564046268103815168
https://twitter.com/DavidInglesTV/status/1564046268103815168
https://twitter.com/DavidInglesTV/status/1564046268103815168

>>51147568
Yeah there's nothing to see here, the fed knows what its doing

I'm starting to think that shemitah thing isn't a meme,guys.

>>51147568
Gr8 m8

>Social media algorithms
>they're blamed for racist, sexist, etc content being promoted by their algos
w-what if its not the algos and its just popular with people

>>51147324
There's already ADES anon.

>>51147604
Trying to force people to stop reacting naturally will never work. I think people have become more racist the more anti-racism is pushed.
Which of course, could be the goal lol.

>>51146868
The fuck QC0M. Getting tired AF with this shit

>>51147457
>MICRO NASDAQS
FOR YOUR MICRO PENOR
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Are the futures on yet?

>>51147558
>9 years of /biz/ would at least make you fabulously wealthy

Can someone tell me what exactly did Powell say that we didn't know already? Other than that interest rates will go up for a higher period of time to kill inflation expectations. But wasn't that implied in the action of raising rates? Do people really get spooked once it's formally said? Wtf changed?

>>51147646
if shes short a micro
does that mean hes got a bagina?

>>51147666
checked
yes they are already down 1%

>>51147676
>Powell is going to pivot so hard bro

>>51147676
it's just an excuse, he was pretty short this time though and said that the labor markets and equities will have to 'continue to feel pain until the job is done'

Damn the koreans are drinking blood too

>>51147187
Long, what was it, Cassiopeia? Some Italian biotech working on hair regrowth.

Oh SIGA BABY BABY I miss your gains so much. Sometimes I wish I can turn back time and sell you....

>>51147698

>>51146925
Dai>>51147568
Is it Monday how did I sleep so long? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

DXY approaching its highs for the year.

>>51147676
We would have dropped 500 points Friday if he just said the interest rate and nothing more.
Instead he was a dramatic faggot that acted like he was going to destroy the American economy.

>>51147756
It's just a way for big money to dump on retail so they can buy at the local lows then have retail pump... so they can then dump on retail.

>Natural Gas is up almost 2.5%

I tried to tell them

Made a quick new low effort webm for you guys
Enjoy

>>51147785
That's not how a nuke works

>>51147793
Yes but it is how the stock market works

>>51147785
Kek

supply chain issues at the nasdaq computer. reserves near exhausted. stock brokers last seen jumping from windows, mysterious bear looking creature handing out large quantities of rope spotted near the wall street.
>more info to come soon

So is china going to rug too?

>>51147730
I thought you took a loos kpop poster? don't tell me you're still bagholding

>>51146900
This syncs up so well to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCJkWe0Thf4
It even ends on a portion of a line that translates roughly to "Who the fuck?"

Ok this is the bottom for futures, all green from here.

>>51147803
BUDDY LOOK AT NASDAQ COMPUTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

>>51147810
No and Yes

So once Ukraine wins the war, Russia will go back to selling gas to Europe at prewar prices right?

>>51147808
Oh please noooo

>>51147843
>So once Ukraine wins the war
Anon... buddy...

>>51147843

>>51147785
NANANANNANANNANNANAN HEY HEY GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

NANANANNANANNANNANAN HEY HEY GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>The sun was setting as we sat upon the small hill overlooking the sleepy french village we'd settled in. We rested against a large tree, watching the sun dip beneath the hills. Marina yawned as she lay against me, and I looked down upon her as the last of the light shown over the hill. Her immaculate beauty astounded me, even though I saw it every day. Her sweet face, her small ears, her cherub like nose. I could go no more than a day without witnessing such pristine beauty. A tear dribbled down my face as I looked upon her, dripping down onto her hair. I watched her ears twitch as she listened to my subtle crying. "Don't worry, love. They're happy tears. " I cooed, a hand moving to massage the side of her face, feeling it's softness. The little girl I started tutoring three years ago had become my student, my lover, my muse. And now, a mother to my child. The money she'd earned and stashed away we'd gathered over the years, struggling every single day up until this moment. A little village in the ardennes, far away from civilization. A chatue of grandure, every bit of it deserved for her. A manor for my sweet princess, the love of my life, Marina Datillo. The woman I would spend the rest of my life with, mother to my child. Did her age matter to me whence first I met her? No, the only thing that mattered was her personality, her sweetness, her kind smile. But none of that mattered now, hidden away as we were.

I see the futures are fucked, lol. I guess the market finally realized powell didn't give a fuck and this was really a taper tantrum in effect for Oh, I don't fucking know, the last year? And it did nothing but lose value in the market. Stop taper tantruming kikes and SELL. Also, fuck that kpop faggot. I'm tired of seeing those slant eyed fucks that did nothing but get raped during WW2 and bitch about it years later. Fucking faggots.

>>51147771
I kept most of my stealthgas figuring it'd keep running. /NG is one of the futes I wanna get into but I am easing into it.

>>51146868
what are the asian markets doing bros

>>51147753
>>51147523
>>>/wsg/4704511

>>51147876
>YANG GANG

>>51147876
Hopefully experiencing the rape of nanking. The chankoro must suffer.

Request for photoshopping putins face on here and it saying “I’m the market maker now”

>>51147771
Did Freeport explode again or something?

>>51147793
Kids these days.

>>51147876
It's its' doing real really great.... why do you ask?

>>51147187
who here part of the 15% no hair loss chads

If Algeria and Morocco actually cut off gas to Spain like they threatened earlier this year, it can unironically be the end of Europe. RIP stonks.

>>51147876
nikkei flat
hang seng opens in 15

>futures

Holy fuck I'm ruined... Why didn't I sell my Vanguard funds I'm going to be holding these bags for 15 years... Fuck this rigged market...

>>51147893
>>51147876
HSE and SSE haven't opened yet. Nikkei uwuuing and hugging its pillow as always

>>51147912
GET GENOCIDED AND KYS

Ryan Cohen might be an even bigger piece of shit than King Pajeet.

>>51147771
Oil up too :D

>>51147876
>>51147918
forgot qualifier
nikkei flat since open

bobo, i fucking kneel, just make it stop

I closed my shorts on friday

>>51147793
it wouldn't be that dramatic but you would indeed be on fire if you are that close, watch a test video you can see houses spontaneously combust a few seconds before getting blown away from the blast

>>51147922
The real question is
>did my selling of SQQQ on Friday and reinvesting those funds into YANG the correct play

>>51147942
We have to test 375 again..

>>51147946
F.

this is such bullshit

wtf was that spike in volume for

Kneel

When I google "asia and heat" ((they)) are trolling me with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-RUsMCvIsQ

I just want to know more about the heat crisis in china wtf is this misinformation

>>51147979
I know the word "Jews" gets thrown around a lot, but it was the Jews. The Saudis have already established a price cap on oil and have threatened to reduce supply if Wall Street doesn't stop diluting the price with worthless paper.

is anyone here actually holding shorts or puts? are you not concerned that both retail and institutional positions are stacked overwhelmingly to the short side?

>>51147942
>just make it stop
it literally has barely even begun lmao

>>51147994
uh no? I sold before they did and someone needs to sell to make the price lower

https://youtu.be/HMGetv40FkI

I hate studio gibli films because they induce small town nostalgia in me and i hate it but i love small towns. Love me buncun. This beat slaps

>>51147994
Not my problem

>>51147917
>If Algeria and Morocco actually cut off gas to Spain like they threatened earlier this year
W-were they serious? Or just being Arabs?

>>51147994
shhhh
let our little Burry's think theyre going to win

>>51148011
I just watched spirited away again last night.

>>51147993
The jews are behind everything son. By the way, when draft officers come to your house, rigged shotguns can kill them.

>>51147979
a trap

>Pajeets opened deep red
Yeah china will stomp down

>>51147929
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Hold on

>>51147994
I'm just holding cash and waiting for stocks to reach my buy points or the overall S&P to reach an attractive enough collective P/E relative to bond yields
Puts inherently have an expiration date which means you have to get two things right, thesis and when it will affect the market
With longs (including long cash) you only need right thesis therefore it's more suitable for me, an amateur retail investor

>>51147991
Every search is improved with Heat of the Moment.

And if you're serious, try "heatwave" or "drought" instead.

>>51148033
lol you're right apparently

I am officially buck broken by this market

>>51147994
I have given up on options as my timing is shit. I still don't quite conceptually get shorting since most stuff I buy and hold for a long time. I'd short futes but my discipline is still not great.

https://youtu.be/7TxkfCcHDTY

>>51148040
*DRUM NOISES*

Wow I bet this is going to be an awesome episode.

>>51147994
I'm holding TSLA and SG puts.
TSLA for general overvaluation, decline of cyclicals, and post split dumping. SG for being an unprofitable salad distributor, which are unpopular during economic downturns.

>DXY going up with oil
Europoors about to get HEEMED

>>51147909
>Kids these days.
Can comprehensively simulate nuclear detonations on their gaming pc. It's not magic anymore

>>51148069
WE

>>51147931
This is what happens when you talk shit online.. BOY!

>>51148069
Everything is so nigrified these days...

>>51148076
Is that what it's about? I noticed that too. It's the opposite of what's been happening, so if oil starts correlating more with DXY than the market, oil is going to soar.
>>51148069
>DAYUM DEM DRAGONS BE SCAARY NIGGA

>>51147979
Demand destruction and finally pricing in the recession we are in are gonna push oil back under $90/barrel and I'm gonna make like 5k off my DRIP calls, like 3k off my SIGA puts, 2k or so off my UVXY and then another grand off my various puts. I'm gonna have so much powder to toss into UPRO leaps mid September.. God damn it feels good to he smarter than you faggots

>>51148069
WUZ

Gonna cry if soxl isn’t 18+ tomorrow. Gonna have to get another easypay loan

>>51148088

I wish i could rip your face off and feed it to you

>>51148102
What's the date?

>>51148102
What demand destruction? The one report that Biden made up to send oil prices lower for political reasons?

>>51148034
By George the super power jokes were real this whole time!

>>51148082
>>51148089
>>51148100
>>51148103
i'm calling it. We wuz the original dragon riders.

>>51148069
WHERE does the money come from to push unprofitable shows? It makes no sense, only a government can run propaganda at a loss on this scale.

>>51148045
Thanks anon you're the best! I tried to fix it with "chyna heat" but then ((they)) just showed me a bunch of wigs and I got lost in transsexual thoughts.

>>51148116
12/16

>>51148126
>Have a culture/history so retarded and boring you have nothing worth incorporating into fantasy
>shove yourself into European fantasy

futures do not look good bros

>>51148126
Duh? And no one will watch it.

>>51147165
3000

HANG SENG FUTURES -1.03% AT OPEN

>>51146898
Why are they looking at each other like that? :./

how 'bout them stocks

>post-pasts

So then she said futures!

we're going back down to 370 SPY aren't we?
fuck man

You still have a chance to repent and keep bobo away. Buy oil.

>>51148182
>370
try a bit lower,anon

>>51148182
Im calling 390 and crab then bear market rally over a month.

Wheres that nigger that said that the bond market controls everything and the fed just follows it. Lmfao. You fucking idiot

>>51148069
N

>After presents

>>51146903
what are you buying on the dip ?

>>51148184
don't do it this is a trick
bobos are secretly wishing for high oil

Do you anons forget how jews work?
>futures red
The Market will have a (((miraculous))) rally Monday or Tuesday DJIA will close +900. Then Wed. +700. Wow best week for the Dow since the last time kikes pumped and dumped.

Is this it?

aapl and amzn shorts are looking pretty juicy. I bet they're gonna crash right through its prior 52 week lows.
>>51148182
we're going to 140 by the end of the year

Ong SOXL trannies finna get btfo no cap fr fr deez niggas sussin

A LIMIT DOWN FUTURE/PAST JUST FLEW OVER MY TRAILER PARK!

>>51146903
This namefag is unironically Cramer tier
Was going to long, but now I have to short.

>>51148231
you guys said the same shit in june and it was facemelting red. this is cope

>>51148233
Better be

>>51148182
always were

>>51148233
momentum is slowing for sure
probably one last seller exhaustion dump
trust the plan >>51146954
Q

>>51148241
No anon I'm just done with all the jewry. Crash the whole thing. I pray for the crash every day. Kikes won't let it happen.

>>51147869
>>51147869
>>51147869

Read please dumb niggers

>>51148182
How does 310 sound?

>Verification not required

i owned like 800 AMC and sold at $26 to cash out with 20k.

i love reading and watching all the baggies coping on their subreddit. now that it's plummeted more than 50%

>>51148129
>hollywood accounting

>>51147869
tl;dr, furfags get the rope and stocks only go up

>>51148132
Oh, I was gonna shit on you if they were a month or two out but that might work. I still think its a gamble so I'd take profits if you can get them.

>>51148274

Somewhere out there is a baggie who bought GME shares off me for $400

If I want to live off of comfy dividends, don't I just buy REITs?

>>51148274
>there is someone out there with a $69 average for AMC
Shorting it at that price is to date one of my favorite shorts because I cannot fathom how utterly retarded you'd have to be to think AMC was worth $30B.

>>51148312
That and a baggie who bought LUNC at $100.

>>51148018
Very serious

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/spanish-official-warns-winter-great-suffering

>>51148316
You buy JEPI. JEPQ, DIVO, and maybe a few REITs that are rock fucken solid

>>51148303
Cool so these organizations are gonna get audited by those new IRS agents right?

>>51148304
sorry kid we are the future. our shorts are loaded and you will forever be priced out of everything. better practice your drawing skills so you can become a furry porn artist.

>>51147676
PRICED. IN.

>>51148303
Holy shit how disgustingly Jewish

>>51148303
what in judea

New

>>51148363
>>51148363

>>51148303
I would enjoy nothing more than to see jewish children blown apart by anti material rifle fire.

>>51148333
Checked.

Pro tip for all you SOXL holding leverage rotation strategy fans that missed the 200 day moving average boat on SOX to get out of SOXL (cuz you just couldn't stand the thought of selling), the original paper the idea is based off of says the 200 day average is not really necessary and the strategy works on other time frames. To wit, SOX dipped under the 600 day moving average on Friday. If you sell tomorrow and start the LRS strategy from that moment on the 600 day time moving average you will likely come out better than doing nothing at all.

>>51148264
Keep your rabbit fanfic to that section of AO3 or whatever.

>>51148332
Time for the EU to find out what an Iraq War feels like, I guess.

I hope BRICS takes over the world.. I'll stop making fun of Indians shitting on the street and I'll marry a big tiddy Brazilian girl with all the money I make shorting the death of American markets

>>51148374
>works on any time frame
I prefer the 5 second sma

>>51148335

>>51148136
OOO LAWD DEM RANGS HUNNY
AINCHU HURRDABOWT DEM RANGS

>>51148194
nah we're definitely headed to lower lows

>>51147184
You can see when he puts the black cape over her she moves her arms to put a fake head which he pulls off.

I DIDN'T SHORT HARD ENOUGH
I'M LESS THAN 10% SHORT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHOULD I SHORT MORE PREMARKET???

>>51146893
give me the top 3 depressing things

I'm struggling. I don't know how to believe in myself and I don't know what to do to escape the life of aN unhappy wageslaving peasant.