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It's gonna turn green.

*gasp*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51145294
Actual fucking gap on Nasdaq/S&P500
I don;t think i seen one before. We are fucked.

>>51145300
>No I think he bag held like 20 calls and they went to zilch.
i thought his calls were deep ITM

>>51145324
Red is a green color.

>>51145331
>>51145333
https://vocaroo.com/1osQjdZMsj8r

Are you watching?
are you learning?

check the volume.
>not even close to capitulation on spy
>but soxl is getting ABSOLUTELY HEEMED

sub 9.00 soxl soon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51145339
You're gonna call bullshit, but BTC did not crash even with this open. Either crypto priced it in over the weekend or it's futures panic that will gap up.

>>51145294
Would the EBT SNAP system being down have anything to do with the incoming dump?

FUCK YOU POWELL FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>51145324
Give me literally one reason to be bullish

>u mad yt boi?

>>51145362
https://wwe.youtube.com/watch?v=75wDuEhmVZY

Michael saylor has to become a failed icon for the bottom to be in. Btc 5000 is when I can become bullish

>>51145339
Based color blind.

circuit breaker incoming

OMG LOOK AT NIGGERCOIN

I want it to crash hard. I was halts. I want Joe Biden to lose in November. I am young. I will recover from this just fine.

>>51145371
FLASHDUMP WARNER said there's going to be a "minor pump" on BTC before it mega giga crashes.

>>51145316
Easiest 3x+ ever. Sorry you are a risk adverse faggot who just conservatively bag holds trash during a recession

>>51145371
>btc did not crash
See you tomorrow,baggie

>>51145371
Market makers know if BTC drops past 20k, it's going a lot further than that.

>>51145362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75wDuEhmVZY

>>51145336
I just posted this. I think he had deep itm calls that he sold to buy otm calls to Yolo again. That was years ago and anons still talk about him. I wanna say tho that he might have come away with a couple hundred thousand that he yoloed into some other empty option chain that ended up being a dud. On god that guy made a really smart move and then fucked it all up

>futes

I warned you. I warned you about the dark forest. I told you the farty ponies had their morning alarm set. I told you the hidden tigers were ready to pounce. But you didn't sell. Why didn't you sell? I told you to sell. You still didn't sell. You can still sell. Just sell at open.

B
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This is it. Come this week will be telling of what the rest of the year and possibly next year will be like. Every day will be a -2~4% red day for 365 days straight with no end in sight. Stocks will never go back up again. The concept of a bull market will be reduced to myth uttered from hobos mouths who long lost their minds to drugs and alcoholism.

>VIX climbing

>>51145375

>>51145433

based. I'm ready for the dump.

Why the fuck does cnbc use the dow when talking about market movements? Nobody cares about the fucking dow, not even boomers, they use the poop and pee 500

>>51145377
irrationally and overpanicking

Welp it’s red boys. Whodathunkit. The real dip hasn’t even begun to dip yet. Peace out homies

>>51145433
Anyone else remember that schizo who talked about shorting UVXY on Friday? lol. lmao. lmfao. roflmfao. zomgroflcoptermfao even.

>>51145453
i use nasdaq because the number is bigger. bigger number means more important

>>51145453
It's the least AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA worthy index at this moment

UVXY anons.. we are gonna make it

>>51145300
anyone else thing clf tranny is still amongus?

>>51145294
Green by open moron

>2 hour ETA on pizza order

>>51145504
>"pizza" order

>>51145490
this. come on, bitcoin would be 18k by now.

I’m going to buy so much fuckingn intel

>>51145490
Yes,vix will be green by open

>>51145352
lol its only 1% of some number that doesn't even exist yet.

>14 hour ETA on poop order

>futures
The very foreseeable has happened. Also fuck every UVXY-shorting tard who thought this was the top, I told you VIX was still low.

>>51145397
>shorting natural gas before winter
anon, care to explain?

>>51145517
>Chinese banks collapsing depositors losing money.
>Housing collapsing,
>Naval blockade/invasion on Taiwan.
>Intel gains massive market share.
Thoughts on this happening?

>One circuit breaker ah ah ah ah
>Two circuit breakers ah ah ah ah
>Three! Three circuit breakers. Ah ah ah ah.

>>51145552
>You CAN'T sell
>you're being IRRATIONAL
Imagine telling artificial intelligence that.

DO NOT OPEN THE DAMN MARKET TOMORROW THIS IS NOT A FUCKING SUGGESTION THIS IS A FUCKING DEMAND

>>51145504
I have totino's pizzas in the freezer. You want one?

thread meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

>>51145549
Intel will relatively win but you are better off with other positioning for the extreme downside of these events. Maybe Intel goes down -10%

But you want puts or to hold a large inventory of cutting edge cpus/GPUs/ps5 to resell.

∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀

>>51145581
>we’ve decided the market is going on holiday for three weeks
Based.

>>51145602
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BURRY WAS RIGHT REDDIT SELL SELL SELL

>me irrational?
>what you aren't afraid to sell are you anon?
>you want to be with me don't you?
>it's only money after all

look the meltups really gonna happen i promise
we just kinda needed to 100x a bunch of dead options
i mean you managed your risk right?

>>51145490
>>51145516
Bitcoin is down over 3% from market close on friday

>>51145632
>namefag is back
Oh god we're testing lows aren't we?

what do you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI&t=25s

>>51145504
i looked online for the cheapest and it was 8€. minimum order was 15 so i needed to order two or something.

instead i went to store and got the cheapest options to make my own pizza. was like 8€ for 4 tiny pizzas i made.

>A central bank has never raised interest rated going into a recession.

>A central bank has never raised interest rates going into a war.

Pick one please, thank you.

>>51145633
Nice. I’ll be buying HUT

>>51145632
HA HA THE MELTUP IN HABBENING IF YOU TURN THE CHART UPSIDE DOWN HA HA

>>51145633
>3%
I want more. Bring it to 15K.

>>51145655
What if there were no central banks?

>>51145679
what, would there be just like, regional banks?

>>51145679
There are only two lies to choose from.

>>51145394
Based. Jerome Powell save us!

>>51145670
Sure. I'm just saying, the idea that bitcoin's price isn't reflective of current stock futures is incorrect. It has decreased substantially from friday's close.

Buddy look at the everything computer

housing market has slowed to a crawl too. everyone is trying to sell their houses at the same time. Like 5 houses in my neighborhood went up for sale and I havent seen a single person come by to look.

>>51145655
We aren't "going into" a recession, it started 6 months ago

>>51145698
What exactly is this trend based upon?

>futures
oh my fucking god not this june shit again. I thought we were out of the worst of this horseshit

>>51145394
Amen, anyone who isnt retiring soon should be hoping for a crash here, makes for an easy buy opportunity

It's time to heal :)

>>51145724
the real futures are the frens we made along the way bro

>>51145724
>I thought we were out of the worst of this horseshit
it's not even winter yet

>>51145710
look at VIX Futures Computer

>>51145748
VIX has nothing to do with computers retard

>not buying SOXS to completely hedge your portfolio last Wednesday as it was obvious Powell would go Full Hawk at J Hole

Heh, amateurs...

>>51145724
the real dump is in sept '22 - march '23. Position yourself accordingly if you're not a mouthbreathing Mumu permamoron.

>>51145754
good afternoon newfag.

>>51145711
I'll be mad if the housing market actually crashes. It'd be the first time in history where the consensus was right since I read something like 80% of people think it's going to crash this year.

Feels to me like it's a self-fulfilling prophecy where if enough people think it'll crash, it does.

>>51145721
I think the trend is that institutional adoption of BTC has made it a high beta asset instead of the "uncorrelated inflation hedge" it was marketed as for years. It's really just a market risk-on asset at this point.

i think im gonna go 3x bear nasdaq for 3 days. r8 my idea?

>>51145724
your future
is one giant past
hashtag meltup

>>51145748
dunno why i sold my vix calls on friday :( had about 10 of them. i didnt stick to the plan.

>bobos getting euphoric again

>>51145724
>I thought we were out of the worst of this horseshit
name one reason to be bullish other than le gambler's fallacy

>>51145754
>he doesn't own physical shares of VIX Futures Computer, Inc.
ngmi

VIX in fact makes the best computers, newfaggot.

Look at this chart and think real hard do you think this time will be different?

Will casino and sports betting stocks outperform the broader market in the next cycle?
>Recession wipes out meme and retail traders
>”The market is rigged/manipulated”
>They turn to the next get rich quick scheme of sports betting where you can double your money with an o/u bet in less than 3 hours and make more money with parlays.
>They will obviously get addicted but think it isn’t pure gambling because they can do “research”
Thoughts?

its kind of funny that all of this started happening days after the bulk of this anons uvxy calls expired. we should have known

>>51145585
That shit use to be a dollar for one.

>>51145779
great track record

>>51145547
Well you see
>priced in
>it's already peaked
>inverse /smg/

Take your pick. The amount of "europe will resort to burning their dead for heat this winter" news headlines being passed around let's me short natural gas with 100% conviction.

>>51145779
how many months did we put up with this face being posted before we even got a bear market rally?

We told you, we told youuuUU people not to get involved in that... we told you two week ago... what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in ONE DAY.

>>51145819
I can still get them on sale for a $1.25. delicious little bastards. It's straight goy feed but I love it

>>51145813
Yes but need some social media influence for it. Dot com grifters became real estate grifters. So yes, there will be new grifts but it might be like weed stocks to ev stocks to crypto type rotation

I'm not sure what the next hype bubble will be

>>51145830
Based.

>>51145748
Wake me up when its over 33, pitch me your best buys,

>>51145394
>mfw rubbing my hands waiting to buy the crash

well uhhh..... at least houses will go down more too right.... haha....

>>51145781
only reason to be bullish is because "le everyone else is bearish"

I think large caps are fucked but small caps aren't.

uhh why are futures gapping down

>>51145822
>great track record
Early July was peak bobo euphoria and consequently when I did most of my meltupguy.jpg posting. I barely posted during the August run up.

>>51145754
I sure hope you don't trade VIX.

>>51145838
buddy check the exuberance computer

>>51145868
Oil is the only answer.

Debt is getting expensive, operating costs are getting expesive, even my time is getting expesive, im not telling anyone what im buying tomrrow, fuck you!

>>51145813
I mean
wouldn't the people who would spend on this already have lost their money in the stock market?
Also I feel like crypto will still draw some of these people's money if BTC doesn't literally go to zero

Mumu is a retard who doesn't get to cum

does anybody have screenshots of cocky mumus back in july

>>51145852
>Wake me up when its over 33
wise words, strangely even experienced traders don't understand how much it can (and probably will) go up soon

>>51145837
>how many months did we put up with this face being posted before we even got a bear market rally?
He gets posted when the doomsday cult goes overboard and marks local bottoms. Watch & Learn.

>>51145771
2006 was when housing slow down began in gfc. It actually is a market so infested with leveraged normies that it crashes in slow motion

>>51145724
>out of the worst
Ah ha ha ha ha haaaa

I bought spy calls expiring this week using my last $5k. Am I fucked or is it a good gamble?

>>51145917
Who's that,another burry?

>>51145843
But they’re also smaller. My cousins used to give me that shit when my mom left me with them. It’s like they just remembered to feed the dog or something, I used to be so hungry.

>shit, has he eaten at all since yesterday? Fuck, give him some pizza.

bros I need some hopium

>>51145780
I only have two calls.. should have stacked more but I already had 300 shares and didn't wanna put too many eggs in one basket.. dropped like 1.3k on shorting SAVA but probably should have just waited on that

>>51145936
well its now probably your last 1-2k. Congrats.

>>51145951
Everything will go great as long as you take bearish positions.

>>51145946
let me guess you're 5'2" with narrow shoulders and the absolute goy physiognomy

>>51145934
Realtors see slowing housing market in 2006
U.S. home sales will drop in 2006 as mortgage rates climb and house prices inch up at rates far below those notched last year, a trade group said on Tuesday, noting the long-awaited housing slowdown has begun.

Feb. 7, 2006

>>51145817
His September calls will probably get him back to breakeven if he didn't panic sell like a bitch

>>51145979
Have you ever known a poster here not to panic sell

>>51145979
Buying uncovered calls is the reason markets crash in the first place.

>>51146003

>>51145961
Am I doing it right

I've been drinking all day

>>51146028
based pot belly boomer

>>51146016
how much lower can ROKU go anyway?

>>51145972
Global housing slow down with massive leverage, endless scams reliance on leverage to pay for mortgages, etc and stupidly low interest rates by financial terrorism of central banks.

Prepare for gfc 2.0 but this time no help from china growth

>>51145946
They also had Jeno's pizzas which were basically even cheaper versions of totino's. Also delicious but even smaller.

I should've sold SOXL for a smaller loss at the peak of the rally.
I feel like I'll regret not doing that.

>>51146059
I'm hoping a couple dollars so I can sell those contracts at a decent profit.

>>51146028
Like water?

>>51146074
don't blame yourself anon its only really apparent in hindsight with those sort of things

>>51146065
they forgot about evergrande but it hasnt gone away

>>51146098
lol
I was supposed to be working on the startup project

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>>51146028
Same, Im drunk from two beers.

>>51146013
Lehman BRO thats all they did was buy sell uncovered options, then they need the governments money to cover their losses.

Middle and low class have most equity in housing which hasn't even dropped yet

>>51145864
it will be a slow decline over a few years

>>51146099
That was my plan but I got hopeful I could sell for a tiny gain.

>>51146118
Many international markets have had slow downs for a while. USA doesn't even have close to the most ridiculous housing market

>>51145864
Houses took 5 years to go down -30%

Even if houses only correct mildly or just stay flat for five years the high rate of inflation will erode the income to price ratio back down to more affordable levels.

Oil goes up when crypto goes down, almost like oil is being sold in digital tokens to hurt the pertodollar and avoild sanctions. I havnt seen them move together once.

>>51145352
>https://vocaroo.com/1osQjdZMsj8r
did you make this? if so good job

>>51146178
take your pills

>>51146178
cryptos simply do whatever the nasdaq does, and oil has moved along with the market for most of the time.

>>51146166
Real wages won't keep up with inflation in a recession/depression environment

>>51146200
Was only mentioning AH trading.

Lately I only really enjoy myself when browsing and shitposting on /smg/. What's wrong with me

>>51146219
Cryptos usually do whatever futures do PM/AH, from what I've been seeing the only time it's independent of the market is when the market is closed lol.

>UK markets closed on monday
Guess they'll bleed out on tuesday

>>51146166
Even a 30% drawdown would be pretty devastating. That would put a lot of people underwater on their mortgages.

>>51146216
That case implies good investment and not malinvestment and continued populism. We have had inflation from malinvestment bubbles over the past two years, not from investing into something with ROI

Hence we will have wealth destruction now, not some new equilibrium with real wage growth

>>51146240
For what?

DXY is… going parabolic

Fucking finally WE are going to get some circuit breakers, been teasing us all year

>>51145294
The bottom text is not green

>>51146254
Bank holiday,from what ive read

>>51146228
It's comfy

>>51146245
Good.

>>51146293
sure, but it doesn't change that i'm miserable and empty inside. at least i hold sqqq.

>>51146258
>+0.2%
>EURUSD 0.9945

>>51146299
That is probably what the Fed wants too. It would probably assblast small portfolio landlords and cut into rental rates

>>51146324
Kek euros

>>51145655
Yeah. Plus there's no way rates go above 4% with current debt-to-GDP.

It’s over mumu!

Yeah I’m thinking we’re ACK- euro and GBP sisters.

>>51146342
Go pull up airbnb if you live in a city, 2/3 of the properties are owned by a small handful of landlords, likely leveraged from low interest rates.

109 DXY*
Lol
Lmao

>>51146356
All the fed govenors are out talking super greezy about 4% MINIMUM and it being held there for a year min

A stronger dollar means a 20 will go longer which means I dont have to worry as much :)

>>51146370
Sexo

>>51146324

>>51146388
yeah if you are living in some third world shithole like Germany or Italy

>>51146376
I asked this before, didn't really get an answer.
Could DXY blow through its high of the year (109.3)? Or is this another top signal?

so how do we best take advantage of europe with the strong USD?

>>51146238
...And what is the theory behind that?

I know that ibonds are subject to federal taxes, but is that just the yield? Like if I buy $10,000 worth of ibonds, hold for a few years, and then sell, is the entire $10,000 taxed and I'll lose like 20%?

>>51146388
lol no it just means real dollar inflation is even worse than what they're telling you

>futures

>>51146414
Buy a luxury foreign car

>>51146414
Wait to buy their women once winter hits.

>>51146381
Lol good job blasting the shit out of the economy then. I want to see these faggots choking on all the debt with zero growth.

>>51146427
Post it.

>Fed chair literally states that he is going to crash the economy because retards keep spending
>He thinks it is a good time to buy
Either stockpile to buy at the bottom (what I am doing) or short

>>51146415
Institutional control over cryptos, whose bots trade it like a tech stock.

>>51146429
no need, I drive a tesla.
>>51146432
interdasting.

>>51146381
>>51146431
4% won't be enough, we are at 1970s level inflation that required 10%+ interests rates

>>51146416
The interest is taxable not your principal just like any investment

>>51146431
All of the fed governors sold ALL of their stock positions last December bro................................now they are saying they won't buy stocks because it's a "conflict of interests"

The great thing about dips is that I have a fuckton of money.

>>51146441
Forgot my pic

wtf crude just mirrored DXY's green candles

>>51146451
That sounds like the best "safe" investment for the next few years until feds jack up the interests rates. I wanna buy a house in like 5 years after the crash.

>>51146460
gud pic

>>51146458
Real economic downturns last years and you “buying the dip” will turn into bag holding through a multi year crab after we really have a down turn....

Hey don't worry guys at least crashing the market will bring down crude prices I bet oil is down like 8% tonight.

>>51146468>>51146482

A new market trend has been forming for almost two weeks now.

2022 is not statistically significant

(and neither are you)

>>51146471
I mean 8% of 10k is only $800 and you can only buy 10k of ibonds a year

>>51146441
Imagine if they we actually get to the 1980s where you could buy bongs giving 14% yield

>>51146458
Yeah. Just a matter of waiting.

Powell you need to raise them! Raise the… rates!

Oil bros.... They don't know what's coming Inshallah

>>51145724
Same level as June H&S shit and same level as July IH&S summer rally. Just a leg stretcher boys. a third of my net worth is in calls that expire Friday. LFG

>>51146519
Either next year or the year after for the bottom. We got a long way to fall

>>51146435
I just got unbanned tho

whatever happened to them saying they would take "unconventional" measures in preventing a crash?

>>51146501
8% is still better than any bond or cd at the moment

>make dinner
>come back
>futures are even worse

o...okay

>>51146544
that's kike slang talk for saying they are crashing the economy with no survivors

And them futes keep getting bloodier

The future's not looking so good bros

>>51145864
boomers will never sell at a loss and banks won't let you buy cheap.

Wealth deletion won't be allowed to affect housing. The stock market is a minuscule sacrifice compared to the 'wealth' that exists in real estate right now.

>>51146535
Inshalakbar my dick MFer

>>51146435
I got you

I am fucking rich as fuck

>>/biz/thread/S50880676#p50881543

I'M DREAMING
OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS
JUST LIKE THE ONES I USED TO KNOW

>>51146561
bobo! NO

>>51146575
what puts did you get and how much
also congratulations you chose well

>>51146188
I did not make this. I just picked it up ages ago, i think either back when the dumpening started in January or the scare dumpening back in September of last year

Oil and natural gas stocks have had a good run up. They will probably go down soon for reasons you haven’t thought of

>>51146575
>>51146594
I have 30 weekly puts of SQQQ and about 3000 shares.

THIS IS KURUMI MOMENT

>>51146602
Based,get some rum and canned chickpeas for me.

>>51146602
calls rather, 42 strike

>>51146585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7MWmhVM-HY

>>51146618
lol I was about to say you're so fucked

>oil

Damn bros looking like it could be a legit limit down overnight session

And there goes bitchcoin

>the situation is rapidly deteriorating
naturally

>>51146490
go on

>>51146544
It means they are insider trading to bug out of the economy and then insider trading to get back in. It's "unconventional" because you are not allowed to do it

>>51146624
we'll at least have a santa claus rally r-right bros?

>bitcoin
WTFWT

>>51146601
wtf are you talking about they've been heemed recently and are only now starting to pump back up after bottoming out

this market is legitimately schizo. powel said the exact same shit he's said every fucking time the last half a year and for some reason this time we giga dumped because of it

>>51146624
damn that was good shit

Okay guys don’t worry. I’m on the phone right now with the big guy and Powell. What should I say to them?

>>51146686
yeah he said the exact same thing except more like this.
>look, last time yall didnt believe me, so im going to be short and to the point
>shit is fucked
>you think im joking, but the rapehikes are going to be yuge.

>>51146686
>muh powell
none of this matters, what matters is that the market is fated to dump hard in the 6 months to come. No one can change that.

>>51146667
Look at the 19:25 candle for BTC and US100

>>51146694
N ot sure.

>>51146686
wall street jews didn't believe Powell actually had a nutsacki

>>51146694
Ask them why the fuck I still haven't got my tax return.

>BTC tanking
I’m buying HUT

>>51146686
PRICED IN

>>51146686
Jews that came back from Jackson hole are now selling cuz of the rape hikes.

>>51146726
Biden said it’s going towards debt relief for college students. Sorry..

>>51146694
Tell the big guy to off himself for being a commie cock sucking faggot. And tell JPow congrats for finally growing a pair.

>>51146686
Kind of, the last times he was trying to market it fine, but now he just flat out said that no good news will stop rate hikes. Basically he admitted that the fed is trying to implode the economy so that the economy doesn't explode

>>51146754
I also have college debt. Gimme both you geriatric fuck.

I’m going to be asleep during market hours. The Dow won’t fall 2000 points in a day right

Are you really telling me the market was pricing in a dovish pivot? Bunch of fucking sissies why have I been buying

>>51146774
I mean probably not 2000 points exactly that would be crazy bro

>>51146774
Anon,i..

>>51146675
>Oil stocks have been heemed recently
Are you retarded?

>>51145375
Not my problem

everyone surprised at the selloff probably doesnt even know what bonds are
else they wouldve seen that this was the easiest and most telegraphed selloff of the year so far and theres literally no excuse for not putting some put spreads on for the next couple weeks

It wasn’t over edition

>>51146793
damn what a smug fucking bastard (thicc ass reporter also damn)

I just found out I bought SQQQ on 5x leverage by accident after Powell's speech. Was wondering why I was stacking up profits so quickly. Well that went well.

>>51146790
>are only now starting to pump back up after bottoming out
zoom out

fucking powell, fuck off faggot

>>51145922

>>51146810
How do you do 5x leverage on a 3x fund?

>>51146793
Powell trying hard not to get distracted by those milkers before liquidating more retailtards.

>>51146813
Zoom out one more time Lil Nigga

Anyone else good at picking top and bottoms?

>>51146837
Powell is on an epic no fap streak

>>51146831
calling feb1 as the start of the meltup is the most amateur shit ive ever seen not even joking
no one thats ever looked at a chart would call that look as going to new highs lmao

>>51146813
>zoom out
You are being retarded on purpose?

>>51146833
I bought SQQQ shares with 5x the actual money in my account, borrowing the rest from my broker.

>>51146859
gotcha. Lel.

if I made a lot of money and started a religion
>vtubers would be worshipped
>dietary law would forbid the combination of chocolate and peanut butter

Whatever happened to Jerome "Fuck your puts" Powell?

New

>>51146868
>>51146868

>>51146858
>they've been heemed recently and are only now starting to pump back up after bottoming out
That's exactly what that chart shows

>>51146872
Jesus hates early threads

>>51146810
>by accident
what?

>>51146890
That's pretty easy to do. Instead of buying 200 shares you buy 20000 shares. I've almost fat fingered option buys on thinkorswim because my lot size default was 10.

>>51146890
>>51146924
what he said

>>51146871
To be a better fit with the Biden administration she transitioned to Jemima "Fuck your calls" Powell.

>>51146948

>>51146924
>>51146942
gotcha... was trying to figure out how you accidentally use 5x leverage kek

>>51146887
There's a lot of things these days Jesus would hate.

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>>51146506
it would be a bad idea because the government would probably default by that point.

>>51145294
I haven't even checked my portfolio since February. What's been poppin?

>>51146254
Hrm fuck the cockroaches day