/biz/ - Business & Finance

you baked too early i wasnt done digesting the last issue

INVEST IN NATURAL GAS.

Shit is going to explode because EU is FUCCCCCCCCCCCC

Anyone who isn't making a living from the stock market and is still wagecucking as a US citizen is literally throwing their life away. There, I said it.
Learn to trade futures and options if you want to make it. I should never have wasted my time and money on a computer science degree.

>>51142643
i've lost over 60k in the stock market this year

>>51142589
Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/392937835

>>51142670
it seems you know exactly how to trade options

>>51142670
Going in blind is clearly not the way to go. Put as much time into it as you'd put into a college degree and you'd probably be good at it.

>>51142643
Where to start learning?

>>51142707
What are your returns this year then?

>>51142715
Google shit about options, watch videos on youtube. I like Tastytrade for their basic options concepts, Theotrade for macro market analysis and options concepts, watch videos on price action and trading psychology for futures trading, UKSpreadbetting comes to mind for trader psychology. Price action trading system for price action, you don't even have to buy his course to learn things from his price action videos which are free.

>>51142639
>buy the top
>it's going to pump
>already up 320%

No. I have KOLD calls. You niggers are retarded as fuck

>>51142707
allright 2026 retirement I'm scheduling it now. You better be right or else

>>51142643
Post positions?

YANG calls
SAVA puts
KOLD puts, TELL puts, DRIP calls
VALE calls
ASTS puts

Are what I would shill right now..

>>51142823
KOLD calls*

>>51142816
It's up to you whether you make it or not. I spent almost all my free time during college while I was working on my CS degree learning about various financial derivatives and finding an edge. Taking a genuine interest in it is a good way to stay committed and accountable. There's no one to hold you accountable when you strike out on your own.

URANIUM

>>51142589
I'll buy SOXL when it drops below $10 and hold until China invades Taiwan in a year or so. Easy 20x.

>>51142823
Short /ES
Long /CL
Selling some strangles and puts on some things for longer term, which I won't list.
Buying options is not advisable statistically. You should be doing calendar spreads or vertical spreads to minimize theta and vega draining your positions.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

everything will shit the bed on monday, wont it...

why do you retards keep making the threads so early?

>>51142847
no i'm holding you accountable fuckface. tell me what to go all in on monday to 3x my portfolio and break even or else

>>51142892

>>51142891
We like to have a lil fun around here

>>51142857
This too. At some point, probably this winter or next spring, the pain from the energy costs will be so much that western nations will have no choice but to restart/expand nuclear. I'm waiting a few more weeks to start DCAing.

>>51142883
Gas and SQQQ are gonna be ballin. Then again i wouldn't be that suprised if we see another huge rally this week. I swear i think the dems are ruining themselves and the fed by force buying and pumping the stocks just so they can win the midterms. Then once they do they'll make their money back by shorting the market then letting everything fall to pieces and plummet and they'll blame the republicans

>>51142875
Strangles and spreads and shit all just seem autistic as fuck when you can just pick a direction and a comfy strike. I never hold till expiration so all that Greek faggotry could mean dick to me

1)breakeven price
2)how long am I going to give myself for this to happen
3)if it goes the wrong way do I avg down? How much/how long do I want to hold it if it's going the wrong way

My approach atleast. Don't want to limit myself into a gay little box by betting against myself with spreads n shit like a pussy

I understand options but not futures. Is that weird?

Any thoughts on CF and IPI? I'm already holding MOS, NTR, and UAN for my exposure to food fertilizers.

>>51142922
yes

>>51142639
>telling people to get in after it went up 300% last 6 months
Buy high, sell low in true /biz/ fashion I suppose.

stay mad jannies

>>51142922
Futures are just options except its an OBLIGATION to execute instead of the right. Make sense?

>>51142919
>just pick a direction and a comfy strike.
Good luck with that. Long term it's gambling though and still over 90% of options expire worthless. Unless you're day trading the options you're exposing yourself to exorbitant risk and going against the odds.
>I never hold till expiration so all that Greek faggotry could mean dick to me
Sounds like you're a gambler. What do you do when your position is down 30% the next morning? Do you hold? Do you sell? Statistically your position will keep bleeding even if it doesn't move because you're long vol and theta. Options also have this momentum factor meaning an unexpected move either way results in the option being priced aggressively one way or another almost instantly. When your position is down 50% you have to have a 200% rally to recover.

>>51142978
WTF no they are not. Futures is basically just like shopping onlline. You pay now and receive later

>>51142978
wrong. options are just futures without the obligation to execute.

>but you just said the same thing, idiot
no, because futures have been used historically and options are new

for the long term do I load up on extra SOXL or TQQQ?

I'm putting $1000 a month into one of them. SOXL I think has more volatility, TQQQ is obviously a guaranteed return long-term, but SOXL is further below its 52week high and the returns are superior when in a bull market.

Guaranteed TQQQ or volatile SOXL?

>>51142922
>>51142978
I'm assuming the part he doesn't understand is how each contract has a different amount of leverage. They're pretty much different on a product by product basis.

looks like we are setting up for a textbook three bar play tomorrow

Buy ETH, retards.

>>51143012
Stay away from semiconductors and growth for the next few years is my opinion.

>>51142988
Like I said I give myself a lot of time and i don't hold till expiration. The "math" of the Greeks is autistic as fuck because the whole market is a honking clown car that is volatile as fuck. A 70 delta can go to a 10 delta in a fucking hour. Trying to look at the numbers is stupid as fuck just play the volatility and have a thesis about the direction on a chart you are comfortable with. Never yolo too much on one trade and have an exit number if you are wrong. I bagheld SQQQ puts for fucking weeks averaging down on them and they 3xd in a day. Fucking tranny market makers can tell me whatever they want about the Greeks yall niggers retarded if you think the market is going to ATH any time soon or that the fed is going to pivot

>>51142857
What is the best Uranium stock/etf to buy? Also, 100% semiconductors or 100% uranium portfolio?

>>51143062
'stay away from growth at all time lows'

huh?

What calls do I buy on Monday. Preferable months out. $2k limit

>>51143112
>calls

>>51142988
>what would you do if your position is down 50%
Double down if I'm still confident

>buy SQQQ call for 600
>goes to 300
>buy two more
>goes to 150 buy four more
>first reversal you are green as fuck

Martingale with volatile options. I usually try to get atleast 60dte

>>51143112
since the next crisis will be a food shortage
canned food
water
any 3x WHEAT ETC

>>51143112
EQNR

>>51143125
Yea. Very red day on friday. The market won’t go down again for a while. It’s how it works

>>51142978
If you buy an option at the wrong time you just go underwater on the position. If you buy a future at the wrong time you get margin called/liquidated.

>>51143084
> I bagheld SQQQ puts for fucking weeks averaging down on them and they 3xd in a day.
As I said, gambling. If by playing the Greeks is “autistic” you mean smart then yes. You have to put the statistics on your side to win long term. Just hedge. With directional positions that aren’t short Vega and theta, I.e. day trading futures I’m scalping and out in seconds or minutes. Exposing yourself to directional moves for long but not long enough (years or decades) you’ll get smashed soon enough.

>>51143151
>The market won’t go down again for a while

>>51143112
you dont step out and buy calls into this
step away from the charts for a minimum of 2 weeks and then think about calls again

>>51143104
URNM tracks the price of uranium better and gives exposure to Қaзaтoмөнepкәciп. UUUU and CCJ are the companies that people tend to individually buy.

>>51143109
When you stare into Jackson's Hole, Jackson's Hole stares back.

>>51142911
I'm not sure American gas is going anywhere for now. Our export facilities are maxed out and we're not adding capacity until November. Infuriating, but there it is.

>>51143109
>huh?
nvidia is currently 53 p/e, 406 billion market cap with 6 bil quarterly revenue kek

>>51143109
>All time lows
Have you tried zooming out or reading an earnings report? These tech companies are priced for monstrous growth that is clearly not coming. Nvidia was the canary in the coal mine.

>>51143176
Trying to use math to predict markets that knee jerk +/-3% a day on the rumors of a fart in the wind is beyond autistic.

Follow the news stories, inverse the narratives they are feeding the normies, have narratives. The greens only describe the current situation AFTER it already happened they don't tell you shit about why it happened. You can pick any fucking direction on a volatile shitcoin like CCL or whatever it goes up and down 15% every fucking week. The numbers mean dick

I won't get smashed because I never risk more than 5-10% on a position and I stay hedged pretty well with non option longs

>>51143109
Yeah man. Just buy Tesla, a company with 100+ PE who sells luxury calls when we're entering a massive recession or even depression.

Or Nvidya with like 50 PE when the crypto downturn has flooded the market with cheap gfx cards. I'm sure they will hit their growth targets to justify that PE.

>>51143250
See you’re not getting it. By selling options and remaining delta neutral I don’t have to predict the movement. This is how market makers make their money.

Does anyone think it's gonna go up? Earnings on Wed.

Also going to start a position in INTC and start running the wheel. Buying QYLD for my Roth as well

Are you enjoying Joe Biden's economy?

>>51143291
I think Intel is the most reasonably priced of semis, a good pick. Can’t go wrong with a dividend blue chip.

>>51143112
SQQQ

>>51143287
Just buy 2023 TSLA puts and set a sell order at 50% gain. Congrats you beat every hedge fund in America this year. This shit isn't as hard as faggots make it out to be. Just have to have the nuts to stick to a thesis

>>51143320
Buying high iv long dated puts in this market is a good way to feel pain. This market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. Good luck with your strategy.

>>51143318
Why short NASDAQ and not the S&P 500? Or the Russell 2000? If the markets are going to shit, won't they more or less shit in unison like they did on Friday?

>>51143320
>TSLA puts
>not TSLA calls

>>51143388
NASDAQ is leveraged SPX

op can you read the post count in the thread you fucking retard newfag?

>>51143288
Clown world so yes

>>51143416
I don't follow.

>>51143416
This used to be the case but the 2 have decoupled recently. Some days NQ will be very red while ES will be pretty green.

ive been taking flawless victory dumps for a few weeks now, havnt been shitting this good since i can remember, even as a kid, god bless you all

>>51143451
It means when SPX goes down, NASDAQ goes down more

>>51143370
>being afraid of IV
IV is the only way we can make it. It's where the gains are. I made money on BBBY calls and puts last week. You could have bought any option in any direction at any strike and taken profits on it

short GOOG

>>51143191
>American Gas
Not my problem, EQNR is the only choice

market is shook, we gonna dump all week

Guys why can’t they print enough money to keep the stock market afloat? Value of the market is falling faster than they can print. How does that even make sense?

>>51142589
Kek I bought a long shot put on SOXL Thursday for a dollar that needed to go down almost 50%, and it actually might pay off

>>51143481

>>51143481
yea.....no

>>51143542
They already printed,anon

>>51142589
Chinese civil war doesnt look so great once you realize it would start in Ohio.

>>51143568
>if you only knew

>>51143542
every time you print, the haves invest that money to buy more real estate and raise rent prices. The have nots use that money to pay the increased rent prices.
Eventually you get to a point where you can't print anymore because inflation outpaces anything else.

The plan to devalue the national debt failed because they printed too fast. I'm beginning to believe their intentions were sincere but they just got the scale incorrect for the proper amount of wagie throatfucking.
In their view, now they have no choice but to create a recession now, or a much worse depression/civil war later

>>51143568
>ohio
Thought it would in Ontario

Or the intention was the biggest pump & dump in the history of the world, in accordance with Jewish law of schemitah.

I'm not counting that possibility out, they knew it was too much, but didn't care.

>>51143551
>>51143556
Hot damn, everything since Q1 has been completely coupled. I guess I remember the dramatic dumping in the beginning of the year a lot clearer.

>Why yes I'm short oil, how could you tell.

>>51143648
I'm not a schizo but a powell fucked speech right before september though?

>>51143685
You talk like one.

What if William Wallace succeeded in bringing all the nobles together and uniting Scotland behind one true leader, killing the King and ruling England

>the vanguard international real estate etf hit 8% dividend yield this month

This bag holder cope is getting out of hand

>>51143707
No,i don't.

>>51143758
>5 figure selling price
Has to be someone from here trolling. It's impossible for someone to be this retarded, right?

Bros I'm actually very scared about tomorrow. Friday was fucking brutal

>>51143758
The unregulation of bitcoin fraud condoned this kind of behavior.

>>51143104
URNM

and 4U'z and UEC individually

100% in nothing
as far semis haven't been in anything semi
since the spac ACEV couldn't make deal
with that one company.

>>51143792
The problem is that they are seriously overestimating their influence. GME has 82.7% of the stock owned by retail investors but BBBY is barely 11%. Fucking 58% of it is mutual funds.

>>51143758
>Rising rates that make borrowing more costly


LOL
LMAO

>>51143795
Don't worry about it. Markets are closed tomorrow for labour day.

>booba posts on smg
Market goes up
>no booba posts on smg
Market goes down

Over the course of the last 3 months I’ve seen this play out over and over.

im sorry but you dont get to inject trillions of dollars into a dying economy during the worst medical psyop in human history, then immediately afterward bride voters with trillions again, while barely touching interest rates. attempt to keep the entire shitshow going with bread and circus tricks, no sorry you dont get to walk away from that situation.

>>51143835
The rates also compound profit for successful businesses, it's called capitalism.

Buying fertilizer stock is not sexy or exciting. It ain't much, but it's honest work. and in a few months I will be laughing when everyone starves to death.

>>51143849
>labour day
>tomorrow

>>51143849
>labour
it's bank holiday actually,tuesday will be hell though

>>51143807
I'm more inclined to believe the HKD fiasco did this.
>"guys, HKD went from $10 to $2,000 in a week, we can too!"
>"if we hit the same market cap as HKD, we'd be worth $10K!!!"

>>51142907
>>51143104
>>51143182
https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/27/europe/hungary-russia-nuclear-reactors-intl/index.html

URANIUM IS THE FUTURE

>>51143881
>HKD
What happened with the anon that bought at over 2k? i havent heard of him

>>51143849
Anon that's the next week...

>>51143892
Commodities are the FUTURE.
They are deliberately trying to make everything more expensive.

>>51143181
>2 weeks
>o-ok, buy
>fed raises agin
>REEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>51142589
Let’s pamp

>>51143510
The only issue is volatility historically is constantly in decline. Selling IV is one of the greatest market edges there is. Buying IV on the other hand is a gambler's game until you have a macro catalyst or you're hedging.

If I wanna save for a house in a 3-5 years, should I just stick with CD's to avoid taxes on buying stocks and bonds?

>>51143850
We are experiencing a critical deficit of booba

hey frens anyone got the link to the video of the guy shouting out bids during a crash? I wanna listen to it again.

>>51143896
prob went long ROPE.

HKD is still the funniest stock of all time and I hope it gets immortalized in history books.
>casually IPO
>surpass KO in a week
>surpass WMT a day later
>surpass META a day later
>lose all of it in two days
>doesn't elaborate

Just found out Costco is carrying castelvetranos now. Nice.

If we weren't about to go into a depression I'd long the shit out of COST for that. But we are so instead I'mma sit comfy on my SQQQ stack eating olives while waiting for the bottom.

I hate the kpop poster so much

>>51144013
look on the bright side they are literally going extinct

>>51144013
me too fuck'em

Does your brokerage have blood on its hands?

>>51142589
>semis

Well fuck nvda and broadcom.. im very long quality growth semis and play soxl

>>51144044
Why don't parents just ask Robinhood for their son's refund?

>>51142643
I only lose money when I trade options

>>51144046
>quality growth semis

such as?

Nikkei futures are down -1.71%

>>51143957
why save for a house just all in 0dte puts and buy 10 houses

>>51142589
Im glad I canceled the 16.00 buy order in time.

>>51144094

Ooooof ba boof

>>51143809
An anon posted a picture from Goldman Sachs last night with the most shorted tickers in the market and UEC was one of them. Seems like the perfect bag for /smg/ to be long on

DJIA futures -3.03%

>>51143143
>Martingale
I made this Apu for you. Sounds like you'll have to learn the hard way.

>>51144000
Yeah this market is a fucking casino where the house doesnt even try to hide that they are cheating

>>51144134
link

>>51144118
oh no the meme lines

What's /smg/ snacking on during this lazy sunday. For me, it's oreo cakesters.

>>51144162
what do you mean link I see it on tradingview why aren't you

>>51144134
With inflation maybe, looks green on my screen.

>>51144185
>snaking
I'm not obese

>>51144186
everyone knows where the market closed last week

>>51144191
then you should have no problem snaking around

Badda bing

>>51144191
>heh, I showed them. I'm so hungry, but at least I'm not fat *cough*

tell me about the futes... how are they going to open?

>>51144211
Snek thread

Badda boom

>>51144233
Just like my sips

>>51144233
legs first

>>51144046
Goldman Sachs is shorting Walmart going into a recession? what a bunch of fucking idiots

do not redeem sirs

>>51144233
monday is a -6% day

>>51144229
now let's see paul allen's business card

>>51144220
Uh oh looks like a breakout to me.

>>51144075
QC0M, stock trades like shit tho. I trade others near term often

>>51143682
Lol dollar dipping, oil ripping?

>>51144252
why would you hid a viper in the rainbow sprinkles at a trans coming out party?

>>51144257
>ignore recent downtrend entirely
>draw meme lines up from further away peaks
>this is science

Wanna bet it keeps trending down? I already have my bets placed while you were drawing doodles

>>51144299
All i know is 30yr notes are still going down so the fed is clearly not doing enough for its clown economy.

>>51144229
>hungry
That's something that people who eat all the time experience. Since starting OMAD in college I haven't been hungry in 10 years

>>51144288
I'm more surprised by the MCD short. WMT makes some sense to me given how it looks like the execs are dumping shares as quickly as they can.

The Oracle went long in July of 2020.

>>51144299
we hit a double top on the DXY like a week ago

>>51144288
They apparently have reason.

>>51144346
That's not a double top it's going to rip right through that.

>>51144331
I do omad during the week too but I the weekends I enjoy myself. Being a hamchad comes with benefits. Women literally throw themselves at me. Pic very related. See you losers later I'm about to touch some soft boobs. Lol. Lmao even.

That'll be one $500,000 (bonuses not included) salary at the GS please

What’s a La Niña

Tomorrow we have a dead cat bounce. You'll see

>>51144408
I'd bounce her dead cat,if you catch my drift

>>51144406
Corn is such a confusing trade. Bearish because Ukie shippments. Bullish because drought. Bearish because good BR crop. Bullish because plants keep exploding. Bearish because oil recession feats. Bullish because SPR depletion. PICK ONE DAMMIT.

Honk honk

>>51144394

My condolences, bobo

>>51143191
We'll need gas ourselves this winter and demand in europe will still affect prices globally. There's still plenty of room for growth for US Natural Gas in my opinion

>>51142857
>>51143104
URNM for an ETF

CCJ for a strong but less risky play

UUUU, UEC, ISO.V, GLO.to, EU.V, DNN, GXU.V, DYLLF, MGA.to

these are just some of the names that i think will do better than others, based on management, stock price action, jurisdiction, how cheap it is, ore grade etc. pic related a chart sorted by market cap.

>>51144436
MOM I DREW THE LINE AGAIN!!!!

>>51144364
thats fine w/ me, I'm a dollar bull but there's no breakout of anything yet

>>51144456
unironically with cramer on this one. leaning slight green to crab just because that's what a clown market would do. however dumping will continue mid term.

>>51144288
walmart has a lot of shit no one is buying
recessions are where people dont buy things

>>51144470
I trade 2000 tick chart on /ES for minutes or seconds at a time so w/e

>>51144488
>recessions are where people dont buy things
recessions are also where people seek better value. walmart is the largest grocer in the US dont forget. people will not shop at the mall, they will go to walmart for better value

>>51144454
looking at this i feel like buying below 3800 could be good entry. i think its going to struggle getting below 3700

>>51144467
URANIUM KING hands typed this.

There’s no way

>>51144288
>random guy on 4chan on a sunday afternoon outsmarts Goldman Sachs

>>51144507
everyone already shops at walmart

>>51144454
>>51144508
Nice IH&S

Teslabros, how are we looking?

The first full week of the 3-1 split is about to open with Tesla shares on fire sale. I'm thinking this is a good time to keep adding shares!

>>51144506
>2000 tick
Does tick size matter that much? I use whatever the default is in thinkorswim (I think 244) thinking it didn't make much of a difference.

>>51144364

It broke out of a downward channel that it had been in for a week, so ordinarily I'd say, probably breaks through that level.

Thing is tho, there are so many games being played in the FX markets to try to crush oil and manage outcomes. BOJ, BOE, BOC, FED/Treasury, they're all working together on this shit. It's completely controlled and impossible to be sure what the end-game is going to be. Difficult to believe the Fed really wants DXY 150, but if they think they can suppress vol and keep stock losses contained maybe they do.

Big question is the yuropeens. IDK wtf the ECB is doing in all this. It sure looks like the Fed is basically trying to rip the European union apart. Ukraine business was supposed to be about fracturing and regime-changing Russia to use them against China. Instead it looks like yurop is going to suffer that outcome. It's like the US handed them a gun and ordered them to shoot themselves in the head, and they didn't want to offend us so they did. Just remarkable.

>>51144507
Another brilliant analysis from the members of /smg/

>>51144507
Why wouldn't they run out of everything again like the 2020 recession?

No where near baseline

>meta-futures

>>51144522
Hard not to. They excel at underperforming.

if you're not being sarcastic then oh boy

>>51144558
Meme lines

Nvidia has huge growth in datacenter demand for ML uses. What you see is a legacy gaming demand and new demand intermixed. With the advent of AI demand doubling time being very low and progress extremely fast you expect some new levels and can't just draw meme lines

I am not saying current price is supported but the huge expansion in price is supported by fundamental change in demand and applications of gpu

It was nice knowing you all

>>51144576
What's it mean?

How to make money off of gays getting their surrogacy payed for?

https://archive (dot) ph/3ftSf

>>51144615
You too

>>51142998
How am I wrong fucktard? Futures are an obligation to buy at a certain price. I think some are already spoken for but the ones you trade haven't been paid yet.

>>51143003
That's exactly what I said it doesn't matter which came first

>>51143015
>>51143155
Pretty much

why didnt they listen

Charposting anon approaching CLFtranny levels of spam. Probably the same person.

I feel like CELH would be a great short but this is clown world after all

>>51144624
what the actual fuck, i hope china and russia nuke this god forsaken sodom-like shithole

>>51144644
sometimes you get what you fucking deserve desu

>>51144589
Shorting should be banned

How do I stop adding tickers to my watchlist? I won't ever act upon the majority but feel like I'm missing out otherwise.

>>51144644
Because europoors are smug

>>51144693
Just add them all.

Did the indexes always used to bart this much? Looking back a few years seems like it is a new phenomenon.

>>51144636
>Futures are an obligation to buy at a certain price
wut? Reread my post and if you don't agree with the analogy you don't understand what futures are

>>51144644

They were integrating with Russia to try to prevent conflict. Germans knew the US has been trying to get rid of Putin for decades. They want those juicy commodities nice and cheap and priced in dollars, and a US controlled puppet regime putting missiles and troops on China's western borders. That's been the "big plan" literally since the 90s. In retrospect, it was a dumb plan, but that's what it was.

Anyway, bigger question is why on earth did they go along with sanctioning Russia. They really really really should have called out the bullshit and told Zelensky, "tough luck m8,
you should make a deal with putler, cuz we're gonna keep buying the gas".

>>51144644
US sanctions.

>>51144653
That CLF shill in 2020 raked millions. Respect tbqvhwyf

>>51144763
>he thinks CLF shill made money
Anon...do you know the full story of what happened?

Look at as many indicators as you can to see if there’s a trend

>>51144522
>>random guy on 4chan on a sunday afternoon outsmarts Goldman Sachs
unironically, yes
walmart is consumer staples. utilities, consumer staples, and healthcare are what backtest the best against 0 GDP growth, which i'm forecasting for the next 4 quarters

so yeah, those cunts at goldman can go fuck themselves. longing tech and shorting the stocks that backtest the best in recessionary / 0 GDP environments is the exact opposite of what they should be doing. but remember, these "analysts" are all zoomer fresh college graduates that have never traded in a recession before

>germany is literally going to freeze to death this winter
Remember to remind them, at every single opportunity, that they deserve this

>>51144551
>Another brilliant analysis from the members of /smg/
post longs and shorts then fgt

>>51144791
He sadly bought options instead of shares and became a smg legend

Futures bleeding

>>51144833
Im not helping you guys. Fuck SMGay

>>51144850
QT this week

>>51144850
and that's a good thing!

>>51144828
I'm half German.
Germany died many decades ago. What's left now is an embarrassment to its legacy. A return to hard times is probably one of the best things to happen to the country since 1933.

My family still over there has prepared and will be fine because they are fucken BASED. But I shit you not, around 30% of the population is still in "take that putler" mode.

>>51143143
>Martingale with volatile options
Have fun watching your portfolio evaporate.

>>51144855
so you admit you have no fucking clue, got it. do you work at goldman by chance?

>>51144863
what the fuck is wrong with those people

Vix going over 30,right?

>>51144855
Hey fuck you too buddy.

>>51144612
This post is the favorite reply I got. New paradigm

>>51144863
tell them to buy the green rocks

>>51144879
70 years of non-stop brainwashing and revenge porn from a certain group.
You shouldn't hate them, see them as a warning.

What are the best way to structure black Swan puts?

I do something like selling puts short dated and much lower, buying many more long dated ones way otm, and holding a positive theta harvesting, but having negative delta with shorts factored in. Seems good if we bleed out over many months or have an extreme drop. Worst case is only a big run higher quickly in short term. Also do long/short positions

>>51144828
climate change cancelled?

>>51144931
Sell signal for Natgas, look up the Economist effect

>>51144744
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/futurescontract.asp
>A futures contract is a legal agreement to buy or sell a particular commodity asset, or security at a predetermined price at a specified time in the future. Futures contracts are standardized for quality and quantity to facilitate trading on a futures exchange.
You're wrong and your analogy doesn't make sense. The contract is an obligation to pay at a predetermined price (while options are the right but not the obligation) which is primarily found in commodity markets.

I don't have a clue why you're trying to over complicate it with an analogy. If you know what options are then you know what a future is with an exception. That's it.

>>51144931
It's like saying we all gonna die if TikTok goes down. People survived worse. It's probably all messaging to scare the population so when it's inconvenient they don't revolt

Just buy the dip

>>51144791
How did the 7C not succeed??? Tell me

>>51142643
this

>>51144989
It did but there was no liquidity there and he didn’t have the money to exercise. Long story short.

WTFWT

>california $6 gas still

>>51145005
Idiot should be using TDA. I frequently carry 100k margin calls over week letting lottos exercise in hopes of dumping for more profit in premarket Monday

>>51145005
Well, people will buy at implicit. I've been in a similar situation with a small position and could sell on day of expiration at a good value. Not sure with a massive position but someone should buy then without eating up premium. Did he leave a limit sell up for a week?

>>51142643
>Anyone who isn't making a living from the stock market and is still wagecucking as a US citizen is literally throwing their life away. There, I said it.
It's the same shit everywhere not just the US there is no incentive to work when the government takes 50%.

>>51145049
High wage job
Easy job you enjoy
Some small businesses or startups
Real estate from the ownership side

Waging is stuck as a serf with a shitty unenjoyable job

>>51145039
Not even kidding

>>51145049
I mentioned the US because if you have American citizenship you have access to the biggest/best financial markets in the world for free.

>>51145089
>for free

>>51145089
>for free

what did he mean by this

>>51145131
>freedom is free

>>51145089
>Open IBKR acc.
>Send bank wire.
Almost everyone has access to most financial markets.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>51145151
A lot of prop trading firms make it complicated if you’re not a U.S. citizen.

>>51145044
I would think so to but I imagine it was like 7 calls got sold to buy 20 calls And then premiums got killed at expiry. I’m in and out of smg. There’s prbly anon with img of his posts from rise to meltdown

>futures

>>51145151
And currency exchange has given them big gains in the past few years if they are foreign invested. Japanese investors in sp500 or bonds are out performing us and have cheap ass local housing market and low local inflation

Living in a shit currency country and investing in USD markets is really overpowered

>Nasdump already down 1%
1st circuit breaker this year probably

futures gap down on open. This does not portend well bros

>>51144624
The bad guys won WW2, letting women vote was a mistake. Now we get to pay taxes so faggots can buy children to rape. So progressive

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Holy shit lmao

It's over,mumu

>>51145189
Where’s the poem Anon

Holy christ look at futures. I've never seen something as close to (255,0,0) as this.

aaaaaooooooaaaaaaooooooaaaaa

DON'T LOOK AT THE NIKKEI

>>51145005
>It did but there was no liquidity there and he didn’t have the money to exercise. Long story short.
so what happens to the option? do they cash settle it somehow? i remember the rise of CLF tranny but i never saw the collapse, i assumed he made it and left 4chan forever

>>51145212
What do you want?

>>51144046
Remember, with any fund it's not their money, and they are collecting fees. The picks don't have to make you money.

>>51145219
Too lAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAte

make sure u have cash bros...........in the next 3 months will be the bottom

>>51145219
Please no Japan, just open to tourism already and watch jpy rally

>>51145198
when was the last circuit breaker on an index? I feel like there needs to be a bigger catalyst than rate hikes, I guess it could happen from fear though

I'm going to be so happy watching the Reddit niggers calling a Monday bounce seethe and shit themselves.

>>51145261
March 2021. Several halts on S&P.

FUCK

IT'S OVER

I'M SO SORRY GUYS

>>51142589
Well at least my put will make me money :)

>>51145226
this chick's so fuckin' hot, i want to dump gallons of cum inside her ass

>>51145261
2020 corona crash i think
market priced in a powell pivot we aren't getting should be a painful rest of the year

>>51145275
2020. sorry am idiot.

>>51145196
>And currency exchange has given them big gains in the past few years if they are foreign invested. Japanese investors in sp500 or bonds are out performing us and have cheap ass local housing market and low local inflation
True.
But a lot of non US markets are not even hitting new ATHs so besides individual stocks they're not attractive.

New

>>51145294
>>51145294

>>51145223
No I think he bag held like 20 calls and they went to zilch. He didn’t make it. No one makes it yoloing into options like that. They just bet again until it blows up and they learn to hedge. Some anons got really invested in his story. He had a Twitter account where he ranted a lot I think. Clftranny didn’t win in the end.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51142771
>calls on a leveraged bear etf
>premium out of control high
You sir are the retard

I'M SHORTING LITERALLY EVERYTHING ON THE NASDAQ

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!

TARGET SUB 9K

>>51145225
A nice poem! I’m a creature of habit I suppose and when I see the duck anon I associate it with a poem

Prefutures are so bad they aren't even opening up the markets

>buttcoin

>>51145277
On the contrary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75wDuEhmVZY

>>51145151
Americans have access to every broker. I don't use IBKR because they won't extend me many options without putting millions in the account.

>>51145275
oh yeah, duh

>>51144931
>let catholic priests wed

Well there will be bulls involved at least.

>>51145379
Ibkr is for large margin accounts. Not that great for this market

>>51144555
The 2020 recession was caused by everything shutting down all at once and nobody going anywhere, it wasn't due to economic factors. It was a huge outlier in a lot of ways and you shouldn't really expect others to be the same. Every recession is a bit different of course but the 2020 recession was off the walls weird

Anyone know any good stocks involving Future AI Technology?