/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51139899
Lol most the women i know are the exact opposite of this. 97% of White women should be strung up and flayed alive

>pic related
Also implying i make a smoothi

>>51139899
See women, the logic is simple
>I worked and paid for that peach
>I will die sooner, so less chances for more peaches
Dont like if? There is the door. I can make more kids, they cannot make other father.

>>51140050
more like i need to eat so i have energy to keep her and the kids eating

>>51139899

Literally both are fucking idiots - neither one said “we need to buy more peaches 4 peaches ago”

Someone post the alternative that the swedeanon posted where husband insets peach into asshole.

>>51139899
why is there one last ripe peach? why doesn't the housewife do her job and keep the food properly stocked?

>>51139930
>white women
They’re disgusting creatures prone to obesity and cellulite even on a water diet. Don’t mention them on my board again

>>51140427
Forgot pic

>>51140449
looks like a hot female michael jackson. you think she can moonwalk? I'd let her Beat It, if you know what I mean

>>51140427
Cellulite is fucking disgusting. Imagine fucking something that looks like a chewed piece of bubblegum.

>>51140449
what pill does he take to make the nutsack so tiny and supple? I subscribed to his only fans but it's just more g-rated poses like this.
>please advise
t. fellow based femboi

They don't mention that the bitch gets too busy on tiktok and forgets, peach goes bad and no one eats it.
But the fucking husband still had to pay for it anyway, as always

>>51139899

>>51139899
If this was reality they would both throw away the last three peaches because they didn't eat them and they are wasteful pigs who probably ate oreos right when they brought their groceries in. Capitalist swine.

>>51139899
Memes come when memes are needed

>>51140126

>>51139899
Only a woman could be so stupid, a man wouldn't think that to himself because he knows it's not the last ripe peach, he can just go get more because hes capable of producing them

Just eat the damn thing before it spoils.

>>51139899

>>51142310
lmao

>>51139899
>omg that fucking asshole EATS the FRUIT we bought!!!
holy shit just stop making passive aggressive comics about your shitty relationship and get a divorce already, I can't imagine being married to such a fucking annoying cunt

here, i made my own version.

>>51139899
I lost all motivation years ago.

>>51142211
>>51142325
Fucking kek

>>51142198
>>51142310
>>51142325
>>51142360
kek

>>51142198
>>51142211
keked

>Forgetting Fresco

>>51139899
>>51142198
>>51142211
>>51142310
>>51142325
>>51142360
>>51142382

>>51142360
I have no choice but to kneel

Anyone have the crash bandicoot one?

kekl thread

>>51140100
this

>>51142211
how did you photoshop the writing style/font?

>>51142821
i didn't make that one

>>51139930
>>51140427
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>>51139899
facebook is unironically killing marriage rates because you get to see women post such drivel and memes like these. So even a sheltered beta like me can see that whores and egg donors are better options unless you are Chad.

>>51142360
saved

>>51142821
It's not the same. He just picked a font that looked sort of similar.

>>51139930
Truth. This is the opposite of reality. They dont think, they just do. Our fucking women have destroyed civilisation.

>>51140427
based, theres a reason 4/10 guys I know are with slants.

who the fuck puts peaches in a smoothie?
and how fucking difficult is it to walk/drive to the store and buy more peaches?

>>51139899
bc "memes" have been commandeered by society.

>>51144550

answer is to delete facebook


the trolling and stuff on reddit/twitter is prime funny but it only goes so far. 2016-17 seemed to be a peak for this activity in terms of breakthrough

the only thing recently of note that is unique is that GME short stuff last year


also whats the point in making the next wojak meme (like 13 years old at this point) if you aren't grinding? seems like all the NEETs in gen z just get fed up and go postal

>>51142360
fucking megakek, nice job anon

Poobis is waiting for his time to shine

>>51139899
I mean it's that and it's the fate you never where creative.

>>51142360
Bro why would you get married.