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literally up 6% while king shitcoin is shitting itself

>>51130081
>literally up 6% while king shitcoin is shitting itself
Wow 6%!!!!!!!!!! Now you only need a 999,994% more to make it.

>>51130105
Weird overreaction. Lunc bros gmi

A baggie got frustrated with life. Despite all the LINK and ICP he held, failure was all that he learnt. Feeling defeated with life, he sold everything and exiled himself in the chans. There he met a Hermit. The disappointed baggie shared his failure with the Hermit. “Give me one good reason not to rope.” He asked the Hermit.

“Look”, the Hermit said, pointing towards his bag. “Do you see that LUNC bag there?”

“Yes," the baggie nodded.

“I held that LUNC bag for months and it did not outwardly grow as much as $.0002. In fact, it crabbed at $.0001 for months. There was no sign of growth. But, I did not give up on LUNC and continued to hold and accumulate it. By October, a tiny pump emerged, and within six months, my LUNC grew to $1.”

“So, did LUNC lie dormant for months only to moon in Q4?” the Hermit asked. Baffled by the question, the baggie kept quiet. “The answer is quite obvious. My little LUNC was growing underground, developing a root system strong enough to support its potential for outward growth in Q4 and beyond. Had the coin not developed a strong foundation, it would not have sustained its life as it grew.”

“Did you know that all the time you had been struggling, you were growing strong roots?” asked the Hermit.

The baggie learned his lesson that day. He learnt the value of persistence and diamond hands.

>>51130105
>Now you only need a 999,994% more to make it

Yes

>>51130176
I'm not reading your gay fanfic faggot. Kys

>>51130037
wrong
>>51130158
correct

But, anon, it's happening right now.

Hold my bear.

>>51130037
It's going to unironically replace BTC and ETH. Hop on now while it's giga cheapies. You could've had it cheaper but the multiplier is still beyond all comprehension. Fudders and shills should just give up and join the LUNAr mission if they want to be rich so bad.

>>51130176
LUNA BAMBOONA

>>51130037
It will, but not for any good reason. Just because I want it to

>>51130037
A thread died for this

>>51130037
You manifest what you fear fren… yes keep fearing that $1 mark I want you to tremble at the idea that their will be people who become millionaires and you missed out on such a small but high rewarding gamble.
FEAR US

wagmi

>>51130176
LMAO!
LUNC $1 EOY

>>51130230
This is also superb
>>51130574
Can you do one with a/ladyboys on the cover?