/biz/ - Business & Finance

I feel like October puts free money

SIGA will be the one
I guess you were down when I met you
Still there were tears in your eyes
No more red candle mysteries and dumps
There you were, green and pump
Reaching out like gay sex
The helping hand to make profits right
I am holding SIGA all through the night
When you feel like there's no way to make it
SIGA be the light, SIGA be the one
Who will make all your loss undone
SIGA be right, SIGA will be the trade of your life
When you feel like there's nowhere to profit
SIGA will be the one to hold you
And make sure that you'll be alright and green
'Cause my fear is gone with SIGA
SIGA will take you from poor to rich
I am holding SIGA all through the night

SIGA will be the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAgLxv8R1Yc

blown out asshole market

YOU PUSH IT

>september and october could be bloody according to the "cancel all orders" guy

fuck...if pic related turns out to be true then I have to really hope that november will let me survive the last bit of the year

>>51128471
I like your optimism but with current case growth it's somewhat misplaced.

Need a new outbreak/uptick for siga to shoot up again. Could be when school starts.

>>51128464
Eh, Oct is always a cursed month for me

S&P more like poop and pee

>>51128500
what in the absolute fuck is this?

Startup anon I just realized that if you hire people from here you'll definitely need me. You'll need someone to fire people. Sometimes I forget where I am and who I post with. There are people here who probably haven't left their computer chairs in years. Aside from watching videos for research, I probably need to pick up this book.

>>51128478
It’s only just begun

>>51128528
the previous crashes. look at september -october for maximum funs.

>>51128500
>one of the charts is 1935-1938

Whatever happened to this cope?

>>51128550
those are pretty h*cking similar.....................like really similar........................

>>51128574
jewish shemitah got to him unfortunately

>>51128592
the white line is the current year so yes, its pretty much identical.

>>51128592
>>51128550
>>51128593

I'm scared... maybe maybe dr. michael burry just may be right...

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51128574
it already happened
now down we go

>>51128500
>>51128574
Not my problem

>>51128634

>>51128634
Powell confirmed all in S&P 200 puts

>>51128634
There is literally nothing significant about this. Next week will be telling of what the next couple of months hold in store for us. You literally can't stop what's coming. There is no way this time around could be different.

Almost bought Friday.
Did you?

>>51128657
SPX* to 200 or 2,000?

>>51128574
We're either going to see a 2nd half in the red for literally the first time ever or we're going to see a stupid neon green pump. Which do you think is more likely?

What's this about a start up? I am a programmer

>>51128634
righties were complaining about runaway inflation now they're crying about interest rates?

>>51128685
yeah I meant 2,000 on the S&P, 200 on the SPY etf

>>51128694
we're definitely going red, EU energy prices are going to fuck everything up and cause panic

>>51128705
No, if anything fed hasnt been fast enough to keep up with spending. Inflation isnt going down.

>>51128706
thank heavens.

So the Jewish Shemtah-whatever the fuck was right huh? Freeze Europe? Crash the economy? Buy everything?

Greatest Allies are USS Libertying my portfolio

All of my college football bets are already in trouble. Bullish for casino stocks

could someone post the gif with the disabled IRS agents

>yes mark Cuban? We are her to pitch you our start up idea. It's fully staffed members of /smg/. Here's our head of PR and business relations
.https://youtu.be/j4PTf7LgsIE

>>51128738
You forgot CHINA invades Taiwan and Infectious disease getting yo ass and climate change frying yo ass up for niggas to dine on like a three piece chicken meal from KFC.

>>51128731
Inflation wont go down until unemployment goes up. Energy is back to where it was before so that 0% print is going to be evaporated by august.

So when's it safe to jump back into the market with max margin & leverage? I'm thinking around mid 2023.

Smg should buy BOTY, hook up all the female wrestlers to motion suits, and stream them as anime girl fighters.
People could bet on who will win.

>>51128707
>The EU has ever mattered to the US
lol jesus christ

>>51128574
We would only need to close above 4100 to keep the streak. A median price target of 4700 does not seem attainable unfortunately.

>>51128809
How is unemployment low? It's seems like fucking nobody is working.

>>51128849
Hmm, I guess investing isn't going to work for me then... This startup idea is the only possible way I can make it now

>>51128868
unemployment only counts people looking for jobs, not people who have given up

>>51128809
Yeah, and unemployment wont go up long as people are getting handouts. Gotta buy dem votes though.

>>51128500
Oh baby

>>51128868
Only IRS and government bureaucrat jobs matter now.

>>51128619
there is no exit on Mr Burry's Wild Ride.

i will be capitulating Monday

>>51128875
Oh so unemployment isn't low at all. So the feds solution to inflation is to attempt to increase unemployment when it's not even low to start? This seems like it will end poorly.

>>51128891
Here is your future IRS audit

>>51128500
no not the hecking market grapherinos

>>51128500
BUDDY! I actually signed up on his website and he called me kek, it's definitely the same guy

>>51128914
Bingo

>>51128914
They are trying to lower prices by inducing demand destruction through monetary policy to counter inflation. In other words, yes.

>YANG
>DPLS
>TLRY
The stocks of the stoner.
>But we didn’t know voting illegally was illegal!
Fucking Florida is keeping the rest of America afloat

>>51128500
https://twitter.com/WifeyAlpha/status/1563249054485983232?s=20&t=8jJtNGI1ibsgqq28Hrf1yQ was absolutely incredible to watch yesterday

>>51128928
>small army of inexpirieced door kickers that have never used a gun
This will end well...

>>51128928
Buddy that photo is outdated and extremely offensive. IRS agents are of people of color and disabilities.

>>51128958
I'm still siding with McDonald's enforcement

>>51128913
I will be sitting comfy with coomodities producers & cash. Last dip I bought some MRO but it looks like oil's holding steady this time so I guess I'll have to pick another sector to reasearch...

And no that sector will NOT be sketchy retailers, look maybe some of those will 5-10x but I'm not confident I can pick which.

>>51128914
It's working great. They want to destroy the American middle class while they displace it with 5+ million shitskins a year. Legal immigration, illegals, overstayed visas, refugees brought in by the Catholics and Lutherans... whole low- and mid-pop states are being ethnically cleansed out of the House and the electoral college every year. It's all of a piece anon.

I go all in on EQNR. If line go down I rope. Sound good?

>>51128831
Seems too soon
Maybe 2028

>you used to be able to buy bonds that would give 10% yields for 30 years

>>51129008
Bringing in immigrants to work has come to a point of necessity because millennials and zoomers won't get out of bed to work unless they're given a 6 figure WFH tech job while someone points a gun at their head. There are a ton of low skill jobs that absolutely must be filled and nobody will do them.

>>51128977
>Wheelchair agent shoots you
>Gunshot sends him flying backwards into the street
>Gets hit by oncoming traffic
>You know owe him $50,000 in medical charges

>>51129032
>I go all in on-
no.

>verification not required

>>51128891
>Only IRS and government bureaucrat jobs matter now.

remember when during Covid the gov't forced 60m people out of work because they weren't determined "essential businesses"? not a single gov't worker was laid off, nor a single gov't contractor

>>51129046
Shut the absolute fuck up you city dwelling urban retard faggot. When was the last time the wags of fruit picking has gone up? There's no incentive for them to increase price because harvests aren't going left to rot because the pieces of shit in our government are sure to bus in millions of shitskins to work.

Why the fuck in Washington fucking state do I have to press 1 at a fucking ATM for English

>>51129058
Red.

>>51129058
It's the only way to possibly earn back what I lost with my stupid gambling addiction.

>>51128928

No Black, I’ll go with black this time after it btfo me last time.

>>51129061
what was hilarious was the PPP loans and the generous unemployment while the lower caste of society was all forced to work because they were "necessary". Jesus Christ how demoralizing it must have been to be a Walshart employee, a garbageman, or work a drive thru during those times.

>>51129046
I'll work a low skill job for 50k a year after taxes. I want to be able to afford a home before I die.

>>51129096
I want to be able to afford a mall soon.

>>51129070
This, its fucking hard to compete with undocumented workers who will work for next to nothing under the table. It fucks everything up even more because everyone else has to pull the weight.

>>51129070
I definitely don't live in a city. If you want to increase the wages of fruit picking job so a zoomer will decide to take it, be my guest. But just remember you'll be the one fronting the bill at the store. People love cheap goods and services while simultaneously hating cheap immigrant labor and places like china where their people are literal slaves to corporations.

are call spreads on sqqq a decent way to hedge? will straight puts on tqqq be better? i want to get some protection for sept/oct. tips?

>>51129092
Remember when normies clapped for them? Lmfao

>>51129032
I'm shilling EQNR as a "relatively" safe play for a 15-20% return, this isn't a stock for gamblers and even then I might sell on Monday depending on how the market reacts.

>>51129076
>I need to earn X losses back
you're still addicted. stick with slow and steady or you will lose it all, again.

>>51129072
stop gambling

>>51129124
>be my guest
Like I said you city dwelling urban retard faggot,
>There's no incentive for them to increase price because harvests aren't going left to rot because the pieces of shit in our government are sure to bus in millions of shitskins to work.

>>51129141
Fuck it I’m going green.

>>51129092
I regret not laying myself off, collecting unemployment while still working on the side...also claiming the 2 week gov paid coof time. What a fool i was.

>>51129096
That's a little higher than you'll get for low skill. $40k is totally doable.
>>51129122
>>51129142
Firstly like I said I don't live in a city, secondly I forget this general is filled with zoomer NEETs. You aren't man enough to do farm work anyway regardless of pay, and I'm not talking about fucking fruit picking in regards to low skill jobs. There is no shortage of fruit pickers and the cheap labor gives us cheap produce.
You say let the fields of crops rot until they pay a livable wage, but you'd be the first to freak out when mommy doesn't bring home your juicy juice because their was a shortage of crops due to no labor. I'm talking about fast food, retail stores, etc. Low skill jobs that you can't pay under the table. Somebody has to do it.

>>51129043
Now you can sell bonds and wait for that moment again.

>>51129220
>demonstrates inability to understand economic concepts as simple as Supply and Demand
>proceeds to shitfling as if you're not the baby in the thread
lurk more

>>51129220
>fast food, retail stores, etc.
Only reason those are starved for labor is because the labor force has been riding on handouts, this is literally within the last few years so its not hard to figure out.

>>51128501
I like your optimism but a similar downward trend happened with covid in early 2020, picrel.
A 21% decline in monkepox cases according to WHO means absolutely nothing when you consider how widespread it is now. Monkepox is cropping up in new counties every day across the US and it's in 104 countries globally. And look at all the cases being reported among elementary school kids, high schoolers and college students in just the last week

>>51129306
You can't survive off those wages in 90% of cities in the US so its basically the same as being unemployed. Nobody wants to work those jobs, beyond the fact that they are actual forms of mental torture. People will probably end up turning to organized crime instead.

>>51129225
How high will interest rates have to go to tame inflation? Could we actually get high enough to beat stocks?

>>51129294
No retard
>Demand for labor is high
>unemployed American laborers refuse to do said job unless it pays more
>paying more would decrease profits
>would also increase price of products
>Hey look there's a group of people over here that are willing to do the job for a lot less
>REEEEEE you can't just hire cheaper labor from another country, you have to pay me $30 to flip burgers!!! B-b-because you just have to ok!!!!
I don't want to pay more money for products just so a company can pay you more money to not work hard and stand around making tiktok videos about how much you hate work.

>>51129043
Now you know how easy boomers had it

>>51129350
the max was 14%
FOURTEEN FUCKING PERCENT

>>51129337
>Nobody wants to work those jobs
>end up turning to organized crime instead
porque no los dos?

>>51129348
>>unemployed American laborers refuse to do said job unless it pays more
It doesn't matter because it won't pay more because the current sitting government is anti-American and bringing in hordes of shitskins, aka Supply, city dwelling urban retard faggot

>>51129337
>zoomers doing organized crime
Kek maybe in there make believe land on their Xbox. What's happening right now is the dead beats of society are just leeching off their parents. Zoomers have guilted their parents into thinking it's their fault their children turned out to be fuck ups and it's working

>>51129348
labor is simply a resource
if its scarce pay more

>>51129347
There is no set point. Best guess right now from internet autists like me is tbat fed will hike until something starts to break.

>>51129393
and then when they decide to enter the workforce they will just they/them their way into cushy positions, pushing out Gen X and Millennials who had to work their way up

SIGA fudders, TPOXX is successfully being used to treat infants hospitalized with monkepox at a hospital in Washington
>There is an antiviral that one can utilize for a patient with monkepox... We got on top of setting up that protocol at Seattle Childrens [Hospital] early on so we would be ready to provide the antiviral if we needed to and that's exactly what we did once we had the confirmed test result, we started that antiviral with the patient. And it did really seem like there was some improvement in the days following starting the antiviral.

>>51129393
Well when you raise an entire generation on getting a participation trophy and that everyone should be treated equal no matter what.
>what the fuck did anyone expect

>>51129337
Lol, organized crime is alot harder work then waiting tables, and the boses are alot meaner as well. Nope, covid stimulus has created a generation of give me dats.

>>51129385
Jesus Christ the mental gymnastics you zoomers do to avoid working is nothing short of remarkable. If you want to be a lazy do nothing faggot be one, but in the meantime I'm bringing a bus of Mexicans over to roof a house, work on a farm, and clean buildings for $7 an hour so I can have cheap products.
>>51129394
True their is more than one way to tackle the issue though. You either pay more or find someone that will do it for less. More money does not equal better quality work l, trust me I know. My employees are still the biggest pieces of shit now as they were when I paid them less. The American laborer was broken by covid unemployment payments. So they need to be replaced.

>>51129455
>>51129393
>>51129348

I probably should have made myself clearer. If things continue down this road then most jobs won't pay enough to survive. Think about where these jobs were at 20 years ago and where they are at now. People will do what they have to.
Things have to change.

>>51129436
Possibly. I personally believe the woke movement is nothing more than the government and corporations way of lulling young people into a false sense of security that will ultimately end up being a clever trap.

>>51129043
explains a lot about why we've had "the greatest bull run in history" and the 60/40 portfolio

>>51129463
>Jesus Christ the mental gymnastics you zoomers do to avoid working is nothing short of remarkable
My employment has nothing to do with this discussion that you're failing miserably at, city dwelling urban retard faggot

>>51129394
Zommer gets paid more, works less, many such cases. Would rather hire a hard working shitskin that sends %90 of his wage back to Guatemala so his family doesn't starve then some white lazy zoomer who browses r/anti-work all day.

>>51129449
Everyone knows Tpoxx works, the FDA wasn't bribed by SIGA and is stonewalling the EUA. The drug can basically cure people from the pox within 48 hours. This meme isn't exaggerated.

But you are a retail investor. Ride the wave, I will be buying back in around $12-$13.

>>51129449
>Officials from Seattle Children's Hospital confirmed to ABC News that their teams are currently caring for the infected baby, who is under the age of 1.

>>51129470
>Things have to change.
Let's see what you got

>>51129347
>Could we actually get high enough to beat stocks?
Personally I doubt it, they have to inflate away the debt first. The question is, can they raise it high enough to actually get inflation to turn around. I'm estimating at least 5% interest rates but that's just a wild guess lmao.

>verfication not required
uhh.. 5% interest rates confirmed??

>>51129491
>My employment has nothing to do with this discussion
You mean your lack of employment zoom zoom.

>>51129500
>Let's see what you got
No.
Because...

Its not my problem.

>>51129506

>>51129510
Then don't fucking write like that, queer

>>51129348
This is why having a strong currency is important. Inflation has been surpressing wages since the 70s. Lefties are right that this is a problem but the answer is a stronger currency, any meaningful higher wages are a pipe dream these days.

>>51129506
It's okay anon, I recommend starting at Econ 101 where you'll discover such concepts as Supply and Demand, and how they effect the things we attempted to discuss

>>51129497
>>51129497
>the FDA wasn't bribed by SIGA and is stonewalling the EUA
Is there a basis for this claim? Like actual statements from FDA officials? I'd like to know more.

>>51129535

>Angry for no reason
>Overly aggressive
>Bitchy writing style

Low T detected. Try getting some T hormone treatments, you'll feel better.

>>51129470
We are at the end of a very long wage stagnation, price inflation cycle that began in the 1940s. What happens now is a deflationary spiral like the great depression. This will allow a nation wide infrastructure rebuild that is not possible at the height of the cycle I.e le great reset

>>51129436
>work their way up into cushy jobs
>can’t even fucking use excel correctly
Boomers are the least skilled laborers in history, you faggots can’t even use fucking computers. The average high schooler can be more productive and capable than the average 40 year old office wagie

>>51129494
And that’s the Problem. Dipshits not paying taxes and taking the money outside the local economy. Literally draining resources whilst doing the same thing children used to do for free because it was their duty to family and community.

>>51129554

Its common knowledge that the FDA is controlled by large pharmaceutical companies, with many officials being ex-employees or getting cushy payments upon leaving or vice versa.
They've recently pressured BVRN (the vaccine makers) into working with a large producer of vaccines. Well, it was genuinely almost a threat. They ended up reluctantly agreeing and will be "assigned" a production "buddy". They might have been already, I stopped paying attention since I sold. Their vaccine is cheap as well.
SIGA's Tpoxx is expensive. The FDA doesn't want to pay for such an expensive cure and they can't profit off it because SIGA doesn't need help producing it. SIGA is still a small fish in a big pond and the FDA wants a piece of the new endemic pox for their masters.

Eventually SIGA will get approved and it will get used regularly, but they're getting delayed for this reason.
At least that's what my schizo brain thinks.

Henlo frens, is good time to invest?

>>51129625
No it's Saturday

>>51129625
Who the fuck knows.

>>51129620
SIGA and their CEO Phil Gomez is highly entangled with NIH and BARDA. Phil Gomez use to work at the NIH.

>>51129625
I hear thunders and rain outside.

Will Monday be a rape day?

>>51129537
Supply and demand don't work when the government decides to intervene in the market with free wages and rent for two years while also stopping and starting various labour markets. The truth is we find ourselves attempting to recover from a very shitty pandemic centrally planned economy. This is why labour markets, supply chains and security markets are all fucky. Government intervention.

>>51129070

You are absolutely correct and >>51129046 is obv a boomer or neolib. Said illegals are also basically indentured servants trying to build a life for their anchor babies. Same as the H1Bs, the promise of future citizenship is part of the compensation and they are utterly at the mercy of their employer while trying to get it. It's a totally artificial system set up to crush american labor by a ruling class that hates americans. I don't blame the illegals, I blame the rulers.

It's also an intrinsic part of the dollar being reserve currency and being held artificially strong to empower that same ruling class. You've got to manipulate the price of everything priced in dollars to hold that system together, and wages are just the price of labor.

>>51129663
Well if you haven't noticed I believe there has been some conflict between the FDA and the CDC in regards to Tpoxx.
SIGA is team CDC. SIGA has a ton of political pressure on their side, so they will eventually be approved.

>Low T detected. Try getting some T hormone treatments, you'll feel better.

jesus christ

>>51129537
I literally just explained it to you, but I understand your zoomer brain isn't grasping it. Either way, if you'll excuse me, I suspended my crack whore employee for 3 days because I wanted her hours as overtime. If you need me I'll be getting paid $30 an hour to sweep and mop floors. Later gayboi.

>>51129688
If the American worker wasn't so fucking whiny, and actually worked hard then labour wouldn't need to be imported.

>>51129736
Are these google results? What were you googling?

>>51129745
just a penny play that I shilled last year but no-one listened

>>51129743
You are as dumb as a gorilla

>>51129743
This being in management I get to see a lot of potential employees and oh man it's a doozy. All the zoomers I interview are basically clones of lil xan. Glazed over eyes, empty heads, saying things like "bet" and "bruh" just general niggerish behavior. Although I do have one zoomer employee that's excellent but he's had it hard from the get go. Both his parents died when he was 16, he didn't whine like a fucking baby about it. He went out and made something of himself. Just finished his degree in criminal justice and he's about to quit working for me to be a corrections officer. I'm proud for him.

>>51129740
Your larp is hilarious because you do not understand such simple concepts as supply and demand

>>51129766
penny stocks are risky so I understand

>>51129784
he's not larping, he's really that dumb

>>51129620
I can't argue with your assessment of the FDA, however i don't think they will be able to slow walk the approval process when kids start contracting monkepox. School just started up this week and already there have been numerous reports of school aged kids contracting monkepox

>>51129772
It's true, never in history has there been a more lazy, complaining, demanding and poor quality labour force then the modern American worker. Based business OWNERS know this all to well. Hell, even the autist NEET is a more dignified creature then the wagie, at least he is honest about his leaching off society.

>>51129865
>>51129781

Boomers are mentally ill.

stfu or i will poop my pants and you don't want to smell that

>>51128868
>boomers all retire
>millennials are all already employed
>Gen Z is way smaller than Boomers generation, can’t replace them
>companies still have retarded requirements for employment

If the few boomers left running the show dropped the retarded requirements they have for jobs now and go back to the standards they had back in their day (no bachelors degree needed, no 5 years experience for entry level jobs, no shit pay), this “employment crisis” would be solved quickly

>>51129916
Labour needs to be liquidated. Do you think industrial civilization was built on a weekend? Huh? You think it was built on an 8hr shift? Overtime? On a fucking vacation? Huh? I say get rid of welfare, minimum wage, EI, food stamps, get rid of the safety net thay protects these lazy parasites, if they don't want to work, they can starve

>>51129988
Like I said, mentally ill

I can't stick to one investing strategy.

>>51130021
good

>/smg/ is filled with literal 60 year old boomers who genuinely believe that people have been living off of covid stimulus for 2 years
what the fuck

>>51129983
I don’t think it is that simple anon. You can’t just deregulate industries to expand the work force for careers people don’t find very attractive. The market will make plumbing and other trades attractive when the hourly rate becomes three figures.

>>51130041
Its only on the weekends. We have 2-3 mentally ill boomers that hate their lives and want everyone to be miserable.

>>51130041
There are like three very vocal boomers including the guy that screenshots his crummy portfolio with the Coca Cola logo in it.

>>51130021
Have you tried the buy high sell low one?

Just published this morning.... For those of you waiting for signs that the dynamics of the monkepox outbreak are changing
>This Is Not the Monkepox That Doctors Thought They Knew
>“It’s no longer correct to say it can’t be transmitted asymptomatically,” said Dr. Chloe Orkin, an infectious-disease physician at Queen Mary University of London. “I think that it means that our working model of how it’s spread is incorrect.”
>Early in the outbreak, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said that “people who do not have monkepox symptoms cannot spread the virus to others.” The agency on July 29 changed that phrasing to say that “scientists are still researching” the possibility of asymptomatic transmission.
They're reframing the narrative right as kids go back to school and right after a massive SIGA dump. just a cohencidence I'm sure

Why wouldn't I just exclusively trade futures?

>>51130060
>three very vocal boomers
>including the guy that screenshots his crummy portfolio with the Coca Cola logo in it.
That guy rarely ever posts anything though, other than his portfolio and his ridiculous life updates. I wouldn't qualify him as "very vocal", just.... he's always present

>>51130046
I am of the opinion trades are already extremely lucrative. The deal is you put your time in as a journeyman and then you start your own business. Much better than programming unless you are some high autist.

>>51130046
Tradies get paid really well, especially self employed tradies. The problem with trades is the retarded over regulated modern day apprenticeship program.

>>51130122
>>51130089
>>51130041
Looks like it may be the same individual posting this parallel theory.

It's gonna be a red whole week,right?

alright i pooped my pants

>>51129046
Shut your cocksucker, Boomer.

>>51129988
>These lazy parasites need to work harder so I can profit off them
Really compelling stuff anon.

>>51130153
>gambling.com
Also FUCK PagerDuty
Also I used to work for one of those companies

>>51130187
this is the same generation that flooded their own countries with millions of shitskins and then outsourced everything else because they wanted cheaper consumer goods

>>51129988
>Yes yes it's the (European) Americans who are lazy and entitled! We just need more spic immigrants!!!
Fucking kike.

are you watching?
are you learning?

>>51130205
what's wrong with pagerduty? or you just resent having to be on call?

Nothing is fun anymore.

>>51130316
>you just resent having to be on call?
Yes
Also PagerDuty actually isn't as good as the internal on-call tools we had at my last job.

>>51130126
And again, that’s all just boomer bullshit rules that were made up because they wanted to filter out millennials because there were so many of them. You drop those rules and amazingly the labor shortage would be over in a few months. Made up boomer regulations to filter out millennials isn’t needed with most of the boomers now retired

>>51130322

>>51130227
its the same generation that freed their women so they could fuck around their whole lives
god I hate boomers I would kill all of them without hesitation
I'm glad the fed is inducing a deflationary death spiral in assets

>>51129740
hey.... did you get your crappy ford fixed yet without blowing your portfolio?

>/smg/
>where even a janitor makes more than you

I guess I need to actually work on this software project if other people on /smg/ are going to depend on me to start up a company now...

>>51130328
being on call sucks donkey dick.

>>51130411
oh great another shitcoin to shill

>>51130411
Give me one reason why I shouldn't load up on SPY puts on monday??

Btw doesn't this count as insider information?

>>51130446
I saw you in that other thread

>>51130446
>wait for the news
Howabout you tell us the news fucker

>>51130446
>>51130463
my Aryan senses tell me that it will be Netflix.

>>51130386
Yes for now. But more importantly, I need every zoomer NEET in my general to stop fapping to tomboy anime girls and get a job. Right. Fucking. NOW!!!

>>51130437
No I want to keep the company private as long as possible and try to bootstrap it, minimal seed/VC investment and no public IPO in the near future. I'm not planning to do a NKLA. I just want to make a comfy software company where I get rich working on stuff that I enjoy, instead of working on stuff I do not enjoy making someone else rich
>>51130490
Hmm, I didn't consider NFLX. It'll be either that or FB. Zuck's already made public statements to the effect the majority of the employees there aren't earning their keep.

>>51130463
I am the person posting about aws. I want to become a wagie so I can buy SPY, SOXL, AMD, etc every week during this bear market.

>>51130511
I was thinking along the lines of all the content theyve been canceling / been bombing.

>>51130411
I mean you don't have to do anything you don't want to. Also I fully expect you to turn this company into NKLA. We can all get rich off of government handouts and never create a working product, then get reddit to buy the bags and permahold. I'll make a phone call to Ryan Cohen and even if I only talk to his secretary we can start rumors that Cohen is looking to buy it out.

gotta have a fall guy though. Not it.

>>51130509
nice to hear that. remember to long SPY

>>51130509
that's finna be a hard pass from me boomer nigga

>>51130528
Yeah, that's why NFLX is also plausible. That company is circling the drain, but I I don't actually think they over-hired like the other FAGMANs did (like FB and GOOG). NFLX has always been kind of stingy in that way. Most of the content production is contracted out to studios... NFLX just funds it and slaps their logo on the front.
>>51130545
Ok I guess. But this is something I definitely want to do... I just need to somehow stay motiviated to actually work on it.

>>51130509
No way fag

Am I going to make it Bros?

>>51130509
i'm just not gonna work boomie

GEWD LAWWD IM REHDY, tie me to a 10000x leverage missile and fire me to seattle. I want to short amazon to 0(zero) dorrahs
https://rangs.ytmnd.com/

>>51130587
>>51130619
Oh shit no dude we're both wrong. Its most certainly Amazon.

>>51130578
>>51130592
Fine then I have no choice but to contact you single mothers because lord knows there isn't a father in your lives, start dating them, so I can eventually become your stepfathers. And let me tell you something zoomers, In MY house, the men have jobs, so start looking now because there will be beatings otherwise.

>>51130630
Lol... AMZN lays off like 20% every year for "performance" reasons already, and then complain they can't hire enough. It's not them...

>>51130651
amazon works zoomers like niggers and then dumps a lot of them every fiscal year regardless

>>51130642
Siga my balls

>>51130509
I'm just not gonna work hahah

>>51130681
Nothing wrong with working part time

>>51130681
Sit down son, we need to talk about that iFunny watermark.
*takes off belt*

>>51130329
I agree, the labour market needs deregulation. You get hired you are an apprentice, non of this trade school bs, on the job training is always always more effective. You know the way apprenticeship worked for literally 1000s of years before boomer ruined it. Lazy boomers just don't want to put effort into training people

>>51129988
Based 1917 Soviet mindset, all these fucking autists don't value hard work they just want easy money. I am from Jew land(I too am a jew) and so are the kikes here nowadays all are lazy and incompetent so everyone I employ is a south American immigrant cause they don't complain and work hard. Americans are used to living easy and be fat so when I inevitably economically invade your country I won't hire an American unless he is an outlier to your garbage culture.

Best regards from a Soviet Jew capitalist who's gonna reap the benefits of your shit country and it's fat junkie hyper consumerist culture

>>51130748
Didnt know jews could be this based.

Why do employers on indeed send me apps for jobs I'm not even remotely qualified for. I just got a couple of dms about jobs that require me to have 5 or 10 years of experience. I'm 21. My resume is public do these guys just not read?

>>51130678
Listen, now I'm not your daddy, but you sure as shit are gonna treat me like I am.

>>51130748
K

>>51130703
>nothing wrong with working part time
>nothing wrong
>working
>>51130721
Nigger. Go watch LAWD DEM RANGZ OF PAWAH old niggerman as evidence of your atrocities due to greed https://vocaroo.com/1lZs3U84W0cL

>>51128456
tourist here, pardon you ignorance but I'm curious, what is your guys financial strategy right now?
I saw what Jerome Powell said at Kansas hole and I'm worried we are in for some tough times economically

Rocker got lucky with SIGA and now his Jewish greed is kicking in. He even activated margin.. to buy the fucking top of oil... first one is free fuckers. Don't follow him to giga bagholding oil in a global recession that crushes demand. Other catalysts that could absolutely ass blast you in a single day are the end if the Russian War, Saudi deal or Iran deal whereas I see very little upside as they have already priced in retard prices for winter in Europe that everyone has months to prepare for

>>51130767
Cause I think modern Jewish culture and especially Jews infatuation with wanting to be Americans is a fucking cancer to both of these countries, couldn't be fucking asked to like American Jews everytime I talk to one of em I wanna groin kick those nigger loving silver spoon in mouth fucking plagues to society

>>51130812
Ever since i got a part time job i got to flirt with single moms.

>>51130815
>tourist here, pardon you ignorance but I'm curious, what is your guys financial strategy right now?
>I saw what Jerome Powell said at Kansas hole and I'm worried we are in for some tough times economically
You're late, of you didn't hedge you're late. You just gotta take relax and take it up. If you know we are for bad time, ((())) know the bottom. They are one step ahead, the only way to catch them is to gamble on the future, which ((()))) will change against depending on what you gambled on

I’m going to keep buying HUT and I know nothing about Bitcoin. I enjoy the monthly reports of how many Bitcoin were mined and how many new rigs were installed. On the other hand I don’t really like Canadians

>>51130869
hahahaahahahaha gl with that one

>>51130882
I also hold QYLD

>>51130848
What % of those single moms are mudsharks and paid the (high)toll? How many have you had intercourse with?

>>51129043
>all that money went to boomers who didnt know how good they had it and now raises the cost of living

>>51130812
Ok you don't want to work? Then you'll be doing chores. Go wash my car, and then after that run to the party store. Grab me 2 packs of Newport non-menthol gold shorts and a case of bud light. When you get back I'll be doing a penis inspection.
>>51130831
Nothing about what I do is "luck"

>>51130889
I would suggest you leave the market on both of those as soon as humanly possible

>>51130912
Unless you talked to Tedros Ghebreyesus in person and he told you faggot pox was going to be declared an international emergency then it was just luck dude... I will give you credit for getting out at the right time though

>>51130862
even those hedged with bond shorts got fucked by long dated bonds diving 20bp below 3%. My bond shorts are still down 80% of more. Those who bought UVXY last friday were rewarded somewhat though this week.

>>51130975
>>51130912
haha its the "dude its just luck" poster lmfao
>t ccxi "it was just luck bro"

>>51130975
You forget I'm Jewish.

>>51130987
I'm gonna tell your rabbi you have been profiting during the sabbath. That shit is verboten until the end of September

>>51130987
>>51131029
he's jewish on a technicality. hes not part of the in crowd.

>>51130086
>SIGA
low volume dumps; i'll fomo back in when it reverses

>>51130933
Why

I'm about to fear trade on monday.

>>51131034
You might want to get your affairs in order. You'll be having visitors shortly.

>>51130912
>wash car
Ezzy
>2 packs of cigs and beer
Ezzy
>get my genitalia inspected by a professional urologist who will help me MAXX my sexual/reproductove health and have some cumshots worth of french kino with Lea Seydoux as partner
Not bad at all. I get to gamble money on overleveraged VIX longs, MTB, spend money on bike parts, vydia all day and eat all what I want

>>51130975
Holy fuck you are retarded

>>51131129
I'll warm up the ovens. I have (((natural))) gas.

>>51131036
This suggests retail shakeout by heggies, right? SIGA seemed dropped by $0.50-$1 increments as if to trigger stop losses

>>51131134
Post your SIGA bags so I can laugh

>>51131154
I sold SIGA at 23 you dumb fuck. You think SIGA was luck? Ahaha, you piece of shit.

GM going to dump hard next week

>>51131147
>down 30% in a week
>open red and dump all day every day

Yeah it's those evil hedges. Hodl fren diamond hands we are gonna squeeze the shorts and $100/share you can sell some and save the rest for $1000/share when every man woman and child on earth has face blisters from eating asshole

>>51131146
are they clean braps or am I going to have to charge you for sour braps?
t. epa intern

>>51131168
>>51131134
>>51131154
he thinks anybody who profits from a single stock is lucky, which just shows you how retarded he actually is.
>>51131180
siga will be going back up, retard. MRNA didnt go straight up either, nothing does.

>>51131194
He’s in every threading shitting on every stock and he’s been doing this every weekend for the past 2 months.
He’s either a retarded perma-bear or a goldbug.

>>51131194
only buy the heckin etf trading is jut gambling anon buy more etfs>>51131180

>everyone already living paycheck to paycheck on record low 0.5% interest rate
>interest rates about to sky rocket

>>51131210
>>51131205
he's unironically a boomer that is angry cause he wont take any risk on anything but an ETF or mutual fund.

>>51131224
He’s the most annoying faggot since CLFtranny

If you make less than me you won't make it sorry

>>51131194
I never said every pick is gambling and I fucking love gambling but you niggers bought a biopharm pump and dump (most of you even bought after it fucking mooned 100%+). You got lucky that the women and liberals that run the world shilled your bags for virtue points. I'm going to stick to the safe portfolio of 100% puts and shorts until America has nigger riots again in November

>>51131248
aww how cute. 14k. LMAO. I have 6x that in SQQQ alone.
>>51131239
thats about 45% of my total comp but congrats I guess.

>US recruitment is down so bad
>they are trying to recruit bussin zooomzoons off twitch

>>51131248
>$14k

>>51131219
Living paycheck to paycheck to play keeping up with the Joneses. Remember those commercials with the guy mowing his lawn talking about how he's up to his eyeballs in debt? That's majority of people who think they are middle class

>>51131248
SIGA was just a common sense play. CCXI was also a common sense play. Sounds like you have no common sense.

>>51131270
>"Hey you know how 99% of our recruits are right wing conservative patriots? Let's just vomit LGBTQ social progressive shit into it"

>>51131266
>SQQQ
Based

>>51131270
I took an antidepressant 3 years ago so I’m banned for life.
Not my problem.

>>51131266
Enjoy making it then

>>51131287
>>51131248
see >>51130597

>>51131278
>my grandfather almost had his house paid off and his wife convinced him to take out a second mortgage
>my father got convinced by my mother to get a bunch of fucking timeshares they never used
I'd be fine living in a small house when starting a family but I just fucking know 99% of women would hate it because they are so shallow and stupid

>>51131239
You made that number up.

>>51131292
antidepressants would probably drastically improve the performance of the average sailor

>>51131285
This. You can't shit on nationalism as dangerous and then ask people to die for "their country". Doesn't work like that.

Is the shemitah going to happen soon? Asking for a friend..

>>51131279
I agree it was a slam dunk. I'm still sitting on 25 puts

>>51131299
Big oof, but just don't make the same mistakes it's literally that easy. My dad was pretty set but got his life ruined in the divorce. Shit got nasty but it's kinda his fault for marrying the psycho cunt that is my mom. Also it depends on your age, if you're still in your twenties majority of girls would be cool with anyone who isn't a rentoid.

>people here think oil has topped
meanwhile Buffett buys a controlling stake in OXY
Silly

>>51131336
It's been happening since January, and it's not over.

>>51131356
I genuinely, genuinely want to just save money and invest for the next 5 years and buy a house with cash instead of having to take out a new loan. Especially because of the imminent housing crisis and rising interest rate.

Imagine living without having a mortgage payment

>>51131285
>>51131329
obviously they are going for remote robotic controls. gamifying the military. They did it with Arma 2.
>>51131340
cool, I made about 40 grand on the way up. People make money on both sides, make sure you sell them before it goes back up.
>>51131358
OXY is 70b which is a drip in the water of the oil market. Warren buffet makes money by buying and holding. XLE / Energy stocks in general will take a short term hit with the rest of the market, mark my words.
>t. XLE bull

>>51129126
You got to look at the potential move. A put at the 30 strike for tqqq would net you around 2.6k if it goes to zero, let's face it it won't go to zero. The long call spreads have a cap on them because, well thier spreads. I'd still go with the spreads on the bear qqq

>>51131305
Why would I do that? It's me, Anon! You can trust me

What are the chances that things will trend violently upward in september? What are the chances that things trend violently upward after the shemitah ends? What if my some miracle of god september and october wont be the worst months for stocks this time around?

>>51131390
>yield curve is still inverted
>it's more inverted than it was a month ago
everything is fucked you stupid moron

>>51131403
>you stupid moron
Calm your bitch tits

>>51131376
My target is $15.. I want to see it retest those lows.. if it goes under $15 I think it will dump to ~10 really fast. I do regret jot riding a few calls up but I really didn't think the WHO would do the whole global pandemic bullshit again since normies are pretty over that narrative

>>51131384
I mean your one of those hilarious business owners that pays themself a salary to compensate for their time.

>>51131415
>nearly 2 trillion dollars of fiscal stimulus this summer alone
>when monetary policy makers want to slow things down

>>51131299
Small houses are actually shit for kids. It's better to buy a futureproof house in a safe location up front, save by getting a plain looking one, and diy the looks. This also helps increase resale value and gives you the option of mitigating property taxes by doing intentionally shitty looking diy.

>>51131434
>at the current inflation rate the dollar is going to lose 50% of its value, again, by 2030

>>51131454
at what point do we do away with pennies altogether?

>>51131434
the fed reduced the money supply recently anon, if you want to talk facts make sure theyre up to date sweetie.

>>51131466
all I know is you niggers better be buying ibonds

>>51131434
>what they say (vs) what they do....
The plan is to continue to issue debt on a massive scale, and slowly inflate...

Inflation will fall from 9% to 5% and stay at 5-7% for the next 5 years...

I know these things since I am a time traveler, make sure to get access to clean fresh water (maybe buy property on a lake). Aquire ammo and guns for defenses...

guys I have a picnic date with an actual IRL girl tomorrow

I made cucumber sandwiches and I bought flowers. how bad did I fuck up

If only you guys knew how bad things are going to get... we haven't seen anything yet.

>forwards

not lookin' good, y'all

>>51131476
I am unironically outperforming ibonds, which is a surprise to myself to say the least

>>51131454
>1 dollar becomes 2 dollars
>1 dollar becomes 10 euros
based
>>51131472
last time they did that was before 2 trillion in stimulus. We're back on for a dick down
>>51131478
Feds still going to continue hiking rates until unemployment responds.

>>51131486
>You accepted her veganism.

lol

>>51131486
Good luck anon. First date? Flowers on a first date is pretty autistic

New

>>51131510
>>51131510

>>51131506
no i literally googled 'good picnic food' and it kept coming up

>>51131515
but now i realize i fucked up and i wasnt supposed to make them a day in advance because the bread will get soggy by tomorrow because the cucumbers are wet

now i have to eat these and make them again tomorrow morning


>>51131512
yeah well im autistic

>>51131358
OXY has an up and coming carbon meme business. Buffett's master plan is to get a competitive advantage over the rest of the oil industry by scamming envirotards into paying a premium for his fossil fuels. That said, oil's due for one more parabolic move up to fuck everyone. The risk is physical oil would be the focus and a lot of vehicles won't track it well.

>>51131515
She needs a hero.

>>51131503
Yeah, exactly, they will raise rates until about 6% and inflation will fall from 9% to 5% and that's where things will stay for a long time...

Even raising the "federal funds rates 100bps a quarter." IS A JOKE.

They are lying to us!!!


>The federal funds rate refers to the interest rate that banks charge other institutions for lending excess cash to them from their reserve balances on an overnight basis.

>By law, banks must maintain a reserve equal to a certain percentage of their deposits in an account at a Federal Reserve bank. The amount of money a bank must keep in its Fed account is known as a reserve requirement and is based on a percentage of the bank's total deposits.

The current reserve requirement is still $0, they need to have ZERO dollars on hadn for your deposits...