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>We likes it....raw.

I’m personally blaming this crash on Jews, wom*n, and monorities

Is this bullish?

Soxl sisters....

Bar’s open lads. How’d it go today?
Order a drink and get it off your chest

It's over.

>>51116218
for me? The dutch

>futures

Just bought 6 shares of TQQQ 29.84
>t. poor college student

>>51116194
What a lame day, I didn't even have slurping monies for the dip.

>>51116194
Jerome Powell
>"I WILL crash this economy because you retards keep spending. To those of you who are shorting or waiting for the crash to end, congratulations. To those that bought, get fucked

>>51116238
Today, it kinda went like... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>51116252
>pasts

>>51116238
I’m bag holding the worst sector this year. PM miners.

>>51116238
Rum.Made a lot of money this year,though havent seen my family in 5 years.

>>51116238
Up 13%, closed account at an ATH and yet I'm still lonely

>>51116238
I switched teams at noon. Still overall a painful day but I feel secure knowing years worth of foolish policy will allow a cheaper buy in price.

>>51116238
I made 100 dollars today because i transferred 100 into my account

I've been accumulating black Swan puts

>>51116238
I'll have a cosmopolitan.

>>51116258
>jerome is actually somewhat based
>just not uber based and trying to creat deflation and resetting everything back to the past
Just a small glimpse from a reasonable timeline into the utopian good end timeline.

What could have been. A world of savers and fiscal responsibility.

>>51116280
i switched to "fuck out of the market" team and now am just putting in money to buy at the absolute bottom. Not going to risk these retarded bear rallys that wipe out gains

>>51116258
If you bought anytime in July you are probably still up a good bit, best sell now while you still have some gains.

>>51116238

>>51116238
5 concrete mixers

>>51116238
extremely good returns today but i'm so stressed out that my productivity at work is in the gutter and i'm very anxious about my future, since i work on a visa tied to my employer and they are already laying people off. i should have jumped ship in 2021

>get back from work
>see portfolio

FUCK YOU POWELL WHYYYYYY? I HATE YOUUUU

>>51116324
good morning sir

>>51116238
I bought at noon thinking I was buying the dip. give me a cup of everclear its over for me

>>51116361
not that one

I sold exactly ZERO shares of SIGA this week. I WILL sell at $100. This is NOT cope. You all made a BIG mistake by selling this week.

>>51116238
I closed my positions I. My profitable AFCG and SQQQ. Put those gains into YANG and TLRY.
>I’m but a leaf in the wind blowing from one market to the next
>watch me as I soar
>also drinking pic related

>>51116238
I’m concerned about my young family’s future because I’ve lost money in the market and I’m watching inflation slowly destroy my otherwise robust $50k cash savings. I want them to have a better life than me. At least I’m still saving in their 529s. It’s hard feeling the weight of responsibility. I was a kid myself only a couple years ago.

And just like that, it's over

>>51116238
I haven't lost much but also haven't gained much.
I'm not happy with how much I make at my age but this economy is starting to spook me from interviewing and I dont want to rock the boat and accidentally make my family homeless.

>>51116426

I didn't have a fun time today

>>51116238
I bought BABA at 220 and am, lol, lmao, still holding.

ASMB stock lady
Stop posting
Thanks

the funniest thing is all the libtard europoors who are going to freeze to death think they are sticking it to putler and wining. Lmfao.

>>51116492
Sometimes you get what you fucking deserve

>>51116238
couple modest wins this week. Have only been back a couple weeks after blowing up my account in May. I don't even care about the money it just feels so good to gamble again bros

>>51116238
ill take a hammer and a box of nails for my cross pls, throw in a rope too while youre at it

>>51116238
my dog died today.
but I had sqqq so I closed green.
still sucks though

>larping as a Rothschild
Honestly? Based. I wish I could pull off being a rich fuck.
>>51116492
At least they're unionized, so now they get to freeze together.

>>51116238
I got heemed 1.25% on my conservative boomerfolio and now I'm drinking tequila.

>>51116490
How do you want to discuss our startup idea this weekend?

>>51116518
meh you can get a new dog but you can't replace stonk market gains

>>51116229
ooooooooooooh thats gonna suck

>>51116492
europeans are gonna end up poor from the energy prices but there will likely still be enough gas for heating. the question is what compromises people will have to make to pay the energy bills.

>>51116518
pic related

>>51116518
he would have wanted it this way

>>51116522
>pic
I dont often say this,but what a based woman.

>>51116528
Retard if they see Rocker’s vids your startup is finished and so is your life

hey. mumu. you might want to check your portfolio. Looks a bit... red. lol.

>AH keeps dumping
goddamn you think it's done dumping and it keeps on giving. we eating good, bobros.

>>51116501
Sometimes and man is it going to be sweet. I can't wait to go visit all the poors next summer when their currency is worth 1/2 the USD.
>>51116557
what are you watching?

>>51116557
why didn't I sell all my holdings and buy weekly QQQ puts for a 3000% gain at the generational top, oh my god........ *weeps*

>>51116556
Hmm, you're probably right. He's the only person I know with any sales or business management experience... even if it is only selling cellphones and managing crackheads

>>51116558
If you don't open your portfolio you don't lose money this is SCIENCE.

>>51116557
What a beautiful day

>>51116567
QQQ

Any important reports or events happening next week? Thinking about what crab plays to open on Monday

>>51116258
I will spend, I will.
Central bank "money" worth nothing and going to 0, I need to exchange if for durable goods as soon as I get it

How much did you guys lose?

I did "nothing" at work. I did bag more C and Paramount though. Opened up E-trade during the afternoon and bagged during an E-mail read, answer. and purge session.. (Yes I use my work computer for uh personal things; no one gives a shit either)

>>51116238
It was another nonsensically bot driven oversold sell off that rebound once enough bears prop up.
Also I'll just have a beer bartender.

Fucking morons. We closed at the low today, selling ain't over and we're not going to gap up Monday.

I’m a little surprised we are getting hit with the Friday night dirties news cycle of companies freaking out and Fed officials floating a 100 basis point hike in September.

>>51116654
Your portfolio is so mind numbingly retarded and your retirement account will be worth assshitfuckall except for 3 stocks on that list.

>>51116635
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/
Tuesday looking red,yeah its dumping all week in general tho

Today's market was exciting. I love seeing a bloodbath!!! even if I took a hit lol!

LOOK AT THE GAP!

>>51116673
Kek.. actually this is my 3rd retirement account and not my main one either..

>>51116654
You ready for college football to kick off tomorrow. I know you work for the state of Kentucky so I imagine supporting the Wildcats or Louisville is required.

I recently had my first ever homosexual experience and it has had a dramatic effect on my trading style.

I'm going to short everything until Biden admits that he stole the election and destroyed the economy!

The stock market is doomed until the Democrats leave office.

>>51116238
Great. Then horrible.

>>51116707
Based

If you look up the history behind why the summit is held in Jackson's Asshole it's because Paul Volcker used to enjoy fly fishing and that's one of the ways they could convince him to attend.

Powell == Volker in the eyes of the market today. In almost every way.

should I hold my SQQQ over de weekend

>>51116238
I dumped 5 8/26 spy puts yesterday for $250 that would have been worth like ~$3000.. I didn't think it would be this red... I didn't think they could hit the breakeven after the fake exit pump yesterday.. still made a lot of realized gains this week but that fucking hurts man.

>>51116728
You should hold it for 2 weeks at least.

>>51116654
Bureaucrat anon, you were supposed to hire me. I'm also great at doing nothing

>>51116702
Lol, really up to personal choice on which team to support. It's a split 50/50 deal. Its all good. No one's gonna hold it against you if you like Louisville over UK.

>>51116707
>me after today's stock market trading day

Everything is aey oakkkkkyyyyyyy

>>51116194
I used to make that mixture as a kid. I liked it at the time.

well.. shit

>>51116258
>>51116260
And on monday the asian markets will react to the massive pants-shitting selloff in the USA and probably dump what they can before they get dumped on. The germans will buy their bags because they are stupid and always pump. Then the americans will see the germans bought their bags and panic sell even harder.

>>51116361
Sir

>>51116652
Since we're starting to dump again and I might end green for the year here is my story
>ignored stonks for months because i made retarded "plays" and started losing money when sector rotation happened in 2021
>come back in april
>oh shit we're dumping
>sell everything
>everything pumps hard in may
>go short
>make some money, almost flat YTD by june
>get greedy
>as soon as we start bouncing, short harder
>time one or two bounces right
>double down even harder as we enter this retard rally
>start running out of dry powder pretty early
>keep HODLing shorts because macro sucks
>start hyperventilating daily just from watching the market going up day after day
>august AAPL puts start expiring worthless
>start capitulating somewhere near the top, sell some SQQQ, some DRV, some september puts, buy a call here and there but too scared to go seriously long and sell whenever I get a slight profit
I did have positions in small- and mid-cap value stonks since the last SPY bounce to 420, as well as commodities, but I don't really pay attention to that portfolio, so the losses in my gambling one hit harder. but I'm still in the red overall because I underestimated how irrational the market could get.

>blood in the streets
Time to buy

>>51116749
wow what a piece of work

>>51116745
Sounds like a comfy deal haha. I’m more of a Cincinnati Bearcat fan for College Football. Should be a good year.

>>51116800
This is like a skinned knee, you have to wait until you see brains on the pavement before you buy.

>>51116800
>blood
One red day and you call it blood in the streets?

>>51116652
0.02% of my entire portfolio. (in debt)

On what board does insilico posts?

Quick reminder that the oil chart to reference isn't 2008. It's 1973.

>>51116756
This is probably what will happen.. I'm 90% in puts and America is definitely in a recession portfolio but I bought some calls at close that hopefully I can steal a few hundred bucks on before we go back to tanking (JNUG, SOXL)

>It took this Jackson Hole speech for the market to finally believe that the Fed is going to do what they said they're going to do all along

Is there a point to CDs and bonds to save for a house if they are all going to be taxed the same as stocks?

>>51116679
Today I got an advertisement for McDonald's $15 an hour in the mail. Here are some of the benefits they offered:

>$18/hr if you're a shift manager
>Free meal (it's goyslop tho)

It appears that lower income people (aka REAL human beings, unlike me a FAGMAN tech worker) are completely fed up, and $20+ free goyslop is not enough. Now McDs is going door to door, begging anyone to work. I'm guessing these franchises aren't doing well, and things are about to get worse for the corporations that we own. People don't want to be slaves anymore. Fair. I believe we are entering an era of reduced rerurns. So what are we supposed to do? How do we as investors win?

In my view, we should take the opposite side of that trade. If we can't make money in the stock market in the coming decade, we should be heating up the economy as much as we can, to benefit ourselves maximally before the Fed destroys it. Work 3 remote jobs. The Fed has a target on our heads anyway. Get your gains that way, instead of the stock market. Do manual labor cash jobs on the side, and funnel it discreetly into Monero. I believe we may be going back to an era where workers could count on their job to live a comfortable life, and I don't care whether the corporations win vs the workers. This seems to be what it's ultimately about, but I'm going to win either way.

Why did Powell have to be so fucken dramatic in his speech? Just say what you gotta say without being a drama queen about "oh no we are all gonna feel it omg jeesh oh weesh"

Our country is run by clowns.

>>51116229
Always and forever. Rebuilding a healthy middle class through aggressive negotiations and strikes is probably the most bullish thing possible.
It'll be hella bearish at first, and even worse if it fails, but if it succeeds your children's' children may yet be able to purchase personal property.

>>51116723
>the game is real
I now hate jews slightly more than I did 5 minutes ago

>>51116909
>work 3 jobs like a mule, that'll show them
no

>>51116901
They never go down.

>>51116912
He was pissed the market wasn't taking him seriously and was pricing in rate hikes already. Pretty based desu.

Party City is the next big thing. Trust the plan sirs

>>51116229
do they even realize the optics they've got here?

also holy shit i've really got to start trading the JPow speeches, every time it's like the most obvious trade ever and im sitting here on the sidelines with my thumb up my ass like an idiot. more hikes = short, less hikes or cuts = buy. that simple.

>>51116847
Russflation.
>the states of Texas, Florida and the Dakotas will become the dominant economies of the USA
>New Mexico will become a conservative state as frackers flood in from neighboring states
>Pennsylvanian miners will become frackers

>>51116912

>>51116950
Until it isn't.

>>51116912
because bullltards had to have it spelled out, evidently

>>51116934
What's the best non-equity thing to invest into? Ibonds?

>>51116933
If the dollar is deflating then cash is king.

>>51116966
Any hard commodity consumer good from your local retailer.

>>51116954
based

>>51116909
Buy and hold was always a lie. Just swing trade options and take realized profits. Be disciplined with your gambling entry/target breakeven/longer expiration dates

>Work three jobs
No
>buy crypto
No

all you had to do was not shut down the nuclear plants

>>51116912
Nothing is powell's fault. The congress has continuously passed massive spending bills since the 2018 elections. Blame them for their largesse. If they would stop trying to destroy the dollar, this would not be happening.

>>51116989
Is this even legal or possible?

>>51116991
>Nothing is powell's fault.

>>51116909
>It appears that lower income people (aka REAL human beings, unlike me a FAGMAN tech worker)
to be honest, in my experience the "lower income people" are even more npc-pilled than tech wagies.

>>51115471
Kek, that's not even the worst in the last three months. (this probably isn't either but it's what I've got)

My Oil Brothers..... we are spared from Jewish tricks today... Inshallah we are back

>>51116238
I bought my labd way early this week along with not picking up any soxs or tecs like I wanted. I'd be more upset but I was playing with my kid a lot which is why I missed trading days. Everything I got was worse than spsx or whatever it is. At least I dumped my shitcoins at a good time

>>51116933
"Work" 3 remote jobs. Big emphasis on "work" *cough cough*

I'm not sure if you really understand what fed interest rate raises mean. They're trying to destroy our ability to command and high salaries. The FED is literally out to put people on the streets after the so-called work from home wagie uprising of 2020 that is really destroying the markets. This is the economic plan of high interest rates to put us back in our places. Now are you going to sit back and try to get rich off the stock market when things aren't going well for corporations? Or are you going to take the opposite side of that trade and command high wages, work multiple remote jobs, and retire early in 2 years? Or are you going to try to get rich off bed bath & beyond. The choice is yours. Things are getting far better for workers and far worse for corporations I'm not sure why you take the stock side of things right now when interest rates haven't even made a single dent. Go cash save your cash and buy back in when it all collapses meanwhile take advantage of this situation in history where we have been allowed to work remote for the most part that is going away soon it is an aberration.

>>51116989
>they don't reopen them
>NRGU and GUSH make new ATHs
>they do reopen them
>UUUU to the MUUUUN
The last few years of being an economic schizo are finally paying off. Fuck that faggot in 2017 who was 28 and proud of his 100k salary in Jersey.

>>51116887
Le priced in fags forever btfo

>>51116912
He had to be dramatic because you niggers are screaming ATH soon, bad news is good news lolol for the last 6 weeks.. pumping goddam tech trash and meme stocks again during a fucking recession and hyperinflation

>>51116414
I bought another 20 shares today. Will buy more on Monday if it keeps dipping. This is literally free money and anti siggas are retarded. Imagine betting against gay sex.

>>51117016
Thank you Saudi princes for protecting my portfolio

>>51116950
>more hikes = short, less hikes or cuts = buy. that simple.
he's basically been saying the exact same thing for the last 3 months. the way the "market" interprets this is entirely reliant on what manipulators want to achieve.

>>51117005
germancucks shut down their last remaining plants jan of this year, you get what you fucking deserve (a frozen hellscape and a return to the dark ages)

>>51117010
Where there is deflation, the Powell Man inflates. Where there is inflation, the Powell Man deflates. Yin and Yang.

>It’s priced in, faggots!
t. All of /smg/

>It wasn’t
Narrator

>>51117015
>quick selfie for the boys

Justice Department still has the anti-trust lawsuit that was being developed under Trump and they're going through with it under Biden kek. AAPL is about to get rekt.

>>51117015
>-5.62
Let's be more like this.

>>51115471
>-3.42
And less like this.

>This Is Not the Monkeypoop That Doctors Thought They Knew
>The patients turning up at clinics often have a range of symptoms that are not typical of the infection. Some of the infected seem to have no symptoms at all.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/26/health/monkeyPOOP-symptoms.html
SIGA bears.....

>>51116949
So far it's mirroring the same move it made exactly two years ago.

I fully expect insider buying soon.

>>51117055
based JPow
> no need to thank me, just doing my job folks

>>51117032
I was never screaming ATH, I was flat today because my energy stocks held nicely.
But its not his job to be a fucken drama queen.

This country is run by clowns.
The ONLY reason we are doing ok is because other countries are run by even bigger clowns.
The world is a circus right now and I'm getting sick of it. How the fuck do all these fucken dumbfuckistanis have such important jobs?

"We're going to raise rates by ____"
How hard is that to say? Why does he have to act like he's about to murder a child and start shitting his pants and pissing himself and cumming all over the fucken reporters while wheeping blood.
What a fucken dickhead.

>>51117052
the rate cuts were priced in, now they are getting priced out

>>51117024
They will buy the 300$ per pound Uranium, and be happy.

>>51117055
Power was fighting off an erection during that speech, he knew every word was ravaging the stock market

>>51117071
I knew it. Most monkey poop infections are through asymptomatic spread. Ain't no gay guy want to fuck another guys ass full of lesions.

>>51117075
I have been researching more into party city. It's actually a great legit play. I will add another 10k shares. Looks like they turned around their bullshit and are making profit now. Plus holiday season approaches. PT 4.20

So, let me get this straight. Market is dumping because Powell reaffirmed he's going to do what he said he was going to do all year? Did he even mention a strengthening of the hikes or anything like this?

>>51117124
>Party City stock down over 8% today
Stop trying to make this shitstock a thing man. Talk about it on WSB if you wanna make a pump and dump.
SIR

>>51117047
>but experts warn of serious health repercussions
NOOOO YOU CANT JUST BURN WOOD TO HEAT YOUR HOME YOULL CATCH LUNG CANCER ITS BETTER TO FREEZE TO DEATH

At least I bought some dirt cheap uvxy butterfly spreads for $4 this morning and they shot up to over $30 a piece. What a cheap hedge that more than made up for other losses

>>51117147
It wasn't just what he did its how he said it. He dramatized the entire thing to the max. Dude is a clown.

>>51117033
>Imagine betting against gay sex.
I like the cut of your jib, kid, so here's free advice from an ex-SIGA bull. A normie pandemic is 50, gay sex is 15.

>>51117047
What the fuck is wrong with eurotards?

>>51117193
>>51117189
>>51117185
>>51117179
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>>51117083
Jerome is very calm disciplined and rational. He refuses to predict the future and only reacts to what you assholes do (the clowns). The clowns decided to moon the market for 6 weeks on all bad news and so he was a dick about it. You greedy jews don't care about the future of America and you clap every time retarded democrats print more money to throw into the fucking wind because "line has to go up durrdurrrdurrr heheheh"

>>51117124
I was honestly shocked to learn they're still in business.

>>51117049
t. mexifag

>>51117208

>>51117206
All the ambitious ones left for America, all the brave ones killed each other in WW1, and all the smart ones gave up after WW2.

>>51117193
The only person I've ever heard use that phrase was a faggot who smoked weed and cigarettes all day and drank nothing but redbull and ate only gas station food. Youre only ex-siga bull because you're a dysgenic retard who doesn't know that Bill Gates is a fucking psychopath who absolutely released monkiepox into the General public to start another plandemic

>Facebook now raised the minimum cost for their ads.
>Instead of paying $50 for a one-month ad, I'm now required to fork over $500.
Any marketing anons know anything about this? My target audiences are basically the same.

>>51117216
Take your meds and go get help.

>>51117124
>boomer meme
>no divvy
Bruh.
Also how's PC gonna keep their books green when helium prices skyrocket?

>>51117147
No pivot.

The best part is that because unemployment data isn't under the FED's control and the Biden administration 'benefits' from claiming no one is being laid off, the data will show no meaningful increase in unemployment until after the economy is totally fucking assfucked to zero so Powell will just keep hiking. We might hit a point where the US government can't pay its debt at all kek.

>>51117170
By this logic, NVDA is a worse stock than PRTY since since it was down 9.28% today as opposed to 9.18%.

Jpow calls up the local pizza shop and asks for a large pizza. The other voice on the phone says okay, coming right up. Jpow then says he would like one request: to double the amount of slices, that he's feeling rather hungry today. The other voice asks, why? That's the same amount of pizza... Jpow then tells the other voice that's the magic of inflation!

>>51116215
Looks like it was dry aged, still good to eat. Don't waste $30 worth of ribeye like that.

t. Butcher

>>51117252
I see zuck is taking the hit to his stock well

>>51117289

>>51116492
>whem trump got elected he warned the EU they were becoming dependent on Russian gas
>he called for them to diversify and rely on their nato allies and America and not Russia
>germans can be seen laughing at him during his speech
>now energy prices are ten times higher and they are going to freeze to death
eat a dick europoors

>>51117206
Nothing. They have good governments that look after their citizens

>>51117251
I need meds because you are bagholding the top of a recession, bulling into 9% inflation and buying the top of energy?

Honk honk you fucking clown look in the mirror

I'm so glad Biden was 100% legitimately elected, which I wouldn't dare question because I love experiencing new things happening, like negative returns on the year. That's just swell.

>>51117260
>>51117189
Great. That's fucking great.

>tfw realize Jackson is the avg person

>>51116912
Maybe because the bond yield curve is MORE inverted than it was a month ago and inflation is way worse than their cooked books imply?

>>51117339
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>>51117250
The amazing thing about the human mind, especially prevalent with schizophrenics, is that even if a fact is disproven - like mpox fizzling out and SIGA being beaten down to $10 - there's an infinite number of fallback delusions to conjure. "They're hiding cases!", "Two more weeks!", "Here's an unrelated clip of Gates talking about pandemic preparedness!".

I just hope you don't cause too much damage to your portfolio in the meantime.

>>51116492
I'm sure the US will step in and deprive their own citizens for the Eurofags comfort.

>>51117319
Uh, where exactly is Greece gonna get the money to do that?

>>51117260

>>51117323
You need meds because you're angry as fuck and are assuming shit like a crackhead that thinks I have some drugs in my pocket.
Holy fuck anon you sound like such a whiney bitch.

>>51117367
Stop thinking and go to bed

>>51117356

>>51117289
Don't quit your day job.

>>51117387
No, I still have drinking to do tonight.

HE'S BACK, HARPER'S BACK BROS

>>51117375
>calls everyone else clowns
>bagholding
>Why line not go up rehhhh
>no arguments why it should go up
>take your meds
>will switch to bear at the bottom

Thank you for your money

>>51117324
Remember 2 years ago when CLF tranny said the market booms under liberal presidents? Fun times.

>>51117364
Well our energy secretary is a certifiably crazy bitch so I wouldn't take anything off the table.

>>51117391
you can't make me be a responsible adult

>>51117409
wrong thread, but Bryce Harper is back fwiw.

>>51117409
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Harper

>>51116950
JPOW is hard to predict because he usually speaks very vaguely, and the market interprets his words according to their own whims. Today was special because he actually came out and said what he was thinking for the future. Don't expect that every month.

I usually go all cash 2 days before FOMC

>>51117359
Enjoy your Nogains poorfolio. Lemme guess, you is from New York?

>>51117324
Trumpfags have no right to be mad.
Jerome tried to QT the market in 2018, but Trump screamed that he was trying to sink his administration, so instead Jerome did QE early when there was no actual recession.

>>51117359
There are confirmed cases in elementary school kids, high schoolers and now 10 universities lol. And this is basically the first week of school. Unironically 2 more weeks before cases explode
>t. non schizo proud SIGA bag holder

Holy fuck did SPY miss earnings

>>51116194
>You shouldn't sell a covered call on SOXL
I sold a covered call
>How much did you make. Wait what was the date too
$150. Jan 23
>Ha you're fucked
I can already close it for $100, but I'm aiming to close it for $50 so I can sell it again on your gayasses Cheers boyos

>>51117496
not just the spy, the nasdaq and the dow jones. they all missed real bad. bitcoin too.

>>51117430
OK, OK, how about we workshop it a little? JPowell's been doing rate hikes and QT and shit exactly as he's said despite the market wanting it to be different. So how about he calls a pizza place and asks to pickup 3 pizzas for the FOMC meeting, does a check-in call 10 minutes later as he drives to the pizza place, calls again 20 minutes later as he's about to arrive, then goes to pick it up and the dude at the counter says "wait, you wanted *3* pizzas"?!

Then the Dow plunges 1000 points.

>>51117391
He clearly works nights, insensitive cocksucker.

I went to my local PRTY store today if anyone wants a run down. I can safely say after walking around I will NOT buy 1 share of this thing.

>>51117521
The joke is on the common person. Not on the Elite.

I want to hold a stock like chainlink. Some kind of company that has a large HR staff and twitter presence and a cult following of holders. Something that slowly dumps on me with weird relief rallies when index funds go red only to dump again. Something that will make me slowly lose my mind and enter states of schizophrenia. It needs a CEO that has an obsession with philosophy for no reason and absolutely zero technical skills or knowledge. What stock will do this for me?

Why are stocks still high when inflation is destroying the economy.

>>51117568
pltr

>Looking for place to park cash with minimal downside for a few months
>Remember PIPP
>SPAC deadline in November, low float, low volume
>Fuck it I'm in
>Place a limit order for 1k shares at $9.95
>It takes an hour to fill
>Look up the volume
>My purchase is like 10% the daily volume

>>51117466
Nope but fwiw NYC and Toronto have cases plunging, SF and London seem to be level and steady.

>>51117473
Molestation victims and teens on Grindr are priced in. But hey, maybe out of nowhere we'll start seeing spread outside the buttsex community.

>>51117547
idgi

>>51117559
Some kind of joke with JPowell and a senile Biden could also work.

>>51117589
*low float, low market cap

>>51117559
not if you beat the the elite to a bloody pulp with a crowbar then shoot it in the arms legs genitals and finally head. the elite are not elite they are jew funded criminals

SANNA
PLEASE
DON'T USE THE OIL RESERVES AS ARMPIT LUBRICATION

>>51117552
Go into October before halloween, and see how long you can handle the Smell

>>51117589
Every investor should feel like a bigshot driving volume at least once in their life. Congrats, anon.

>>51117422
The fact that you assume I am "bagholding" while foaming at the mouth tells me all I need to know about you.

>>51117589
Nothing wrong with ultra low volume stocks. You just can't go in too hard without drawing unwanted attention.

>>51117597
Yo ock, lemme getta baconeggncheese salt pepper ketchup mayo on a roll, 4by4 the ocky way. And you know I can't forget the bev either gotta cop that Ari yessir.

>>51117597
Did any of you SIGA faggots watch the press conference today? All they talked about was vaccines (not SIGA). Shits going to $10/share. They don't want a drug that works (if it even works) they wanna jab mystery vaxs into fags

>>51117664
My theory is that they want to test the side effects on these guys in case they have to vax the population after a smallpox leak.

>>51116929
>your children's' children
Bad news bud

>>51117623
The fact that you lie about "being flat today because of energy" is all I need to know about you. My KOLD calls pumped and DRIP was green, energy wouldn't have made up for your other positions getting fucking heemd

The good news is, at least one day next week should be green. Maybe Monday, could be Tuesday, Thursday, who knows? All you gotta do is find it

-.5% in monday fyi

>>51117714
What KOLD calls you have? I traded it earlier in the week for a nice swing, been watching it to find another good entry

>>51117720
Lots of interesting things are in motion for fall.

>>51117359
We will know in a month or two. Time will tell.

>>51117664
They definitely mentioned TPOXX during the press conference, they said they strategically distributed doses of TPOXX from the national stockpile so there is nationwide access
>Shits going to $10/share.
I'll see you at $50

>>51117742
$8 9/16 calls. It's an auto buy for me if it ever goes into the 9 dollar range. I try to keep atleast 3 weeks dte though so next set will be October

>>51117782
>I'll see you at $50
is it 50 now? i thought it was going to 100$

>>51117609
Why did people freak out about this?
How is it surprising a young female liberal would act like that?

Nasdaq -4%
BBBY +6%

KEK BAGGIES

>>51117664
>Shits going to $10/share.
I'd happily go all in if it does.

>>51117806
Because they realized they elected her as PM and the hindsight hit them harder than Terry Tate.

>>51117782
The government sent one of there lowest level goons to give the conference too... some fat studdering retard that just stared at a teleprompter and stumbled through it saying vaccine atleast 100 times.. they clearly aren't taking it serious

>>51117812
I'm cashing my puts out at ~15. If it hits 10 I might buy a couple long dated calls

>>51117798
If it's going to $100 then it's going to $50 ipso facto

someone was posting about 4 week bonds paying ~2.x%, where do I buy these? Treasury direct?

>>51116232
Are you really going to be depressed every time a 3X leveraged ETF takes a little dip?
C'mon, man...

>>51117848
It was basically a mission accomplished press conference, they patted themselves on the back and said their messaging campaign is going so well that gays aren't hooking up as much and transmission is down. It's like Trump saying in February 2020 that covid cases would go to 0 in the next few weeks, lmao. This is just getting started

>>51117901
any decent broker will let you buy bonds

>>51117901
They don't pay 2.3% in one month. The yield on bonds is always the annualized rate.

>>51116238
I lost about 10% today, and IDGAF.
I bought more stuff and am confident it will be back in a week or two.
Also, fuck JPOW.

With every Western politician and congressman visiting taipai in the next few months while insulting china on Twitter what will wolf warrior diplomacy and face saving mandate?

>checks portfolio
Fuck... I'll never get a gf now

>>51117901
Buy tip etf. That’s dick tip etf.

>>51117940
their 500th final and last warning

>>51117915
What I took away
>vaccine is the preferred treatment (not siga)
>they have already purchased and distributed them (no gains)

>>51116492
No one is going to let the Europoors freeze.
Also, fuck Putin.

>>51117993
>nobody is going to let them
(((nobody)))

>>51117940
high jacking Zillow's servers through Huawei's routers in Vancouver to change everybody's Zestimate to zero

>>51117993
Euros are freezing themselves in the final suicide of their society and I for one say good fucking riddance.

>>51117993
Dumb frogposter

>>51118015
>>51118022
>>51118030
Have sex.

>>51118022
>Euros
>Freezing

Lol, no sweetie. europeans will resort to massive gay orgies to keep warm and toasty.

>>51118057
>>51118074
Is this what he meant by have sex?

Weekend smg should be renamed Shizo Meetup General. Nothing but angry shizos.

>>51116238
Not bad 2bh, I still have $160000 lying around, waiting for monday to scoop up some cheapies or wait friday for the labor day sale

>>51117696
Long PGNY?

>>51118087
/smg/ x Las Vegas would be a hilarious disaster

>>51118087
>Nothing but angry shizos
Theres the GME general for that

>>51118110
>heyyy I'm Greg manarino
>buy the banks during a recession and the peak of commodities
>also please donate $5 I'm fucking broke

Timing the top of the bear market rally bros...

Have a nice weekend.>>51118087

>crypto chuds BTFO
>3x LETF chuds BTFO
>"""meme""" investors BTFO
>Reddit BTFO
>particle board-built homeowners about to be BTFO
It's not all so bad, mumus.

>>51118188
Just checked bitchcoin,its over for cryptofags

[MFGP] Micro Focus International PLC is getting acquired by Open Text for $6 billion, hopefully a Canadian internet messenger and email tech firm will get our mood up a little bit.

>>51118213
18k by Monday. Its over

Frens.

As of now I'm -17% since the stock market started dumping in January. Will we ever be okay again?

>>51118254
What time does it stop trading?

>>51118262
Only if you buy international Asian equities. US is fucked for the rest of thebyear and probably 2023

>>51118277
haha

>>51118319
>maga hat and peepee shirt
>brown
>the people who voted for trump
Should I be voting democrat? i dont exactly want to usher in indian rule...

>>51118175
imagine the smell

>>51117170
Your not going to get invited to my party with an attitude like that. Party City is like buying Uone before nigger day, except halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. I told the wife about the party city play and she was excited about it and it made sense to her. What stock wasn't negative today, idiot.

>>51118341
there's no white mans party anymore if that's what you are looking for

>>51116912
He knows the worst economic crisis in history is coming and doesn't want to be accused of downplaying.

>>51116929
There won't be any strikes or negotiations when QT and rate hikes rape the labour market

>>51118374

>>51118341
Jeets supported Trump because they hate Islam (not realizing that most people hate Jeets for the same reason they hate Muslims).

In 2022, (non-kike) right wingers don't really hate Islam anymore, so I doubt they will pander to the Jeets to pathetically prove that they only hate Muslims but are not racists.

>>51116194
SARK is returning to its form glory regardless if the market as a whole pumps or dumps

>>51118374
SAVA is literally being investigated for fraud after claiming to have a cure for alzheimers and editing images for their trial reports. Their CEO already had another fraudulent biopharma company go bankrupt

They pumped 10% today. Honk honk

>>51118485

>be down -30% (30K) in paper gains after being up like +90K
>think it's no big deal
now that im starting to work after graduating, im only realizing now how fucking painful that really is
it'll take me like a year to even save that much with my wageslave job because of rent and shit taking the rest of my paycheck every month

fuck i need to derisk and have better risk management, i'm still acting like i'm only playing with 4 figure shit

>>51116912

you know when stocks go up it eases financial conditions and exacerbates inflation, right? Your job is to get inflation down and you keep being up front with these people, but they just laugh at your face and keep buying stocks. What the fuck did you expect? He's trying to do his job. Powell WANTS lower equities. He wants wider credit spreads. He wants unemployment. He wants recession. The labor market is TOO HOT.

>shilling something as retarded as PRTY during a global market megacrash
god bless love you retards.

>>51118556
>Labor market is hot

That’s what happens when democrats/commies start killing everyone with the death jab.

>>51118581
Take them

>>51118556
>print 6 trillion dollars in two years for a coof
>blame the poors for inflation

I havent drank since like monday but I feel like today is the beginning of some serious shit so I just might get me a bahhhhtle of tequila.

Anyone else 50% cash? When do we buy TQQQ?

>>51118631
When Bitcoin is under $10k, and I will buy JEPQ instead.

>>51118631
Same as always,
>just a little lower...

>>51118631
when we aren't hiking rates anymore

>>51118642
Wish I was not europoor. JEPI / JEPQ are awesome.

>>51118578
Just buy gaysex and oil bro

>>51118597
thats the problem

>>51118668
Wait wtf is jepq?

>>51118690
>shilling retail during a recession

>>51118710
JPM fund based on Nasdaq

>>51118668
You know that you can still own those ETFs (EU law only prevents you from directly buying them)

Meaning you can sell a naked put, get assigned the shares, and basically get paid to buy the dip on them. Which is even better than just buying them at the current market price. Tons of euros buy QYLD etc that way too.

TLDR, sell puts on ETFs/stocks you want to buy

>>51118730
I thought that was jepi?

>>51118725
Party City is too much of a big brain play for you to understand.

New

>>51118758
>>51118758
Night,faggots

>>51118746
JEPI is general market.

>>51118743
What broker do you use to do that? I'm using Degiro and XTB

so looking back every measure that was taken against covid did nothing but do damage to the world economy, ruin lives, destroying wealth, crushing businesses into dust, fucking people up with experimental medicine that doesnt seem to do a fucking thing, and making normies even crazier than before.
essentially the market and economy was destroyed for no reason. fucking politicians, media people and pharma jews should be burned alive at the stake

>>51118755
Their card section is HALF the size of the one at any major grocery store.

>>51118774
This literally was all done at least initially to kick trump out of office

>>51118519
ARKK (and its relatives) invest in all the overhyped reddit tier stocks. As they are mostly overvalued, junk stocks, shorting them makes a perfect hedge (look up the Fama-French Factors).

SARK is therefore the ideal hedge for those pursuing a long short equity strategy. The long shares should be in quality value stocks that actually make money

>>51118755
>t. net worth equivalent of a 1995 honda oddyssey

>>51116238
I put basically everything on UVIX this morning and am just now getting back from work.

>>51118746
JEPI focuses on low beta (low volatility) stocks. Using the volatility factor argument ("Betting against Beta") it should be a very good and reliable source of yield.

JEPQ is more like QYLD/QYLG, where they invest in the Nasdaq and do covered calls against it.

>>51118769
I am a burger, so I am only going by what traders in the EU have said, but they usually do Interactive Brokers. IBKR is still the cheapest broker outside of the US, and is very good for trading options and other derivatives.

I use IBKR as well, for what its worth. I like Think or Swim's platform better, but I doubt TD ameritrade is available in the EU.

>>51118875
VIXM is probably the better bet. UVIX/UVXY decays too fast to actually make any money by the time the market actually tanks.

VIXM is actually up from 5 years ago.

>>51117388

>>51118875
>>51118935
Second for VIXM if this is just a panic play hold that and you have the chance to capture the upside of the downside without risking to big of a loss.

>>51116238
I made 8 bucks on SQQQ

>>51118603
Oy vey, it’s a shoah

>>51119851
https://youtu.be/y0RBLyf02_s

>>51116194
how can such man be this powerful?