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>Fresh lows
Cool.

Laughing at the SIGA Sisterhood

>>51111111

Warner Brothers suck each others' cocks.

>He is constantly sending mixed signals, this bastard.
Here's what I don't get: he hasn't. Since the death of "transitory" he's said he'll hike until inflation tames or unemployment spikes. That's it.

That's all.

Those are the only concerns of the Fed right now. Everything else is just bulls hallucinating that this is 2019.

First for private prisons
>CXW
>GEO

Monday will be green won't it

If I don't open my portfolio I don't lose money FACTS ONLY

>I met David SOXL
>I talked him down

>>51111444
Nice

>>51111444
Why private prisons again?

ZOOM IN

Hold sqqq into weekend – y/n?

What is the possibility we gap down over the weekend? I have puts atm.

>>51111458
y

>>51111458
Just keep adding to it every month. It's a lifetime hold.

If SIGA dumps back to my original buy in price of $11 (which it's looking totally possible) I might actually buy back in.

BBBY calls

End of month announcement


Buybuy baby is worth 2 to 3 Billion

1.5 Billion in debt

870M market cap

Need I say more?

Reddit wins since the great steal

No but seriously what are the second order effects of EU blackouts destroying their industry and freezing grannies to death?

Long German lumber companies? Short utilities that are going to be price capped/bankrupted/nationalized?

>>51111466
i dunno mang im too shook to know much

>>51111446
Recent pattern has been two good stiff jolts down followed by a settle out and retrace try. So that'd be red Monday green Tuesday.

>>51111466
When Putin nukes the hohols, we'll most certainly gap down, and probably pop a breaker or two in the process.

Just bought the dip. What am I in for?

>>51111458
>Holding leveraged ETFS
ishygddt

>Rueters: CEO david soxl has been forcibly admited to rehab by his direct family

>I TALKED to David Soxl.

>>51111476
Buy South and North american steel. EU uses green furnances which consume tons of energy and nat gas. Both of which they are short of.

>>51111442
>news about hedge funds being confused about constant pump
>2 months of almost constant green
Then who is buying when even hedgies are bearish?

>>51111451
FUD-ed down to comically low valuations, below book value, out of fear that gov will stop using them because dems don't like 'em. Joke is that they can't stop using them because they need the holding capacity, worst case scenario (1% chance) they just become REITs and rent the facilities to a landlord who will always pay his bills- the gubmint.

>>51111476
domino effect that'll actually fuck up the global economy for real this time instead of that shitty excuse of a depression in 2008 and 2012

>>51111473
Same. Waiting for a real trend reversal though, since it's shows no signs of life right now, no strength. Without a real bounce off of support levels but just rolling along them a bit is about as weak as it gets.

>>51111479
Yeah, I wasn't expecting such a big downfall.

>>51111486
More dipping.

>>51111513
I was expecting a massive rally so ....................................

FUCK YOU SIGA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PATTERN. I WAS SAVED BY SIGA AND RUG PULLED BY SIGA!!!!!!!!!!!!

did the CLF faggot ever successfully cash out?

>>51111442
I said the same thing almost. Front running a potential pivot is a horrible strategy. A recession needs to happen before a pivot. Why would they turn on the money printer with inflation sky-high, SPY mooning, and low unemployment? Bulls are retarded.

>>51111499
Dems love prisons way more than Republicans they just won't say it. They don't want to lock people up for weed, they want to lock people up for speaking out against them, that's why so many people think they hate prisons.
>oh look the Dems let a nigger out of prison on a weed charge, how brave.

>>51111498
Retail spazzes and oversold conditions are a prime combination for a bear market rally. Which the past two months have been.

>>51111497
Think the shortage will make up for demand destruction? I suppose a ton of demand is from China which isn't nearly as fucked...

>>51111503
Based.

thank the gods I sold most of my shit yesterday. Avoided a nuke it seems bros. Anyone else as lucky as I am?

>>51111543
>locking people up for weed
>locking people up for speaking
Both are bullshit, but I might as well bet on the bad guys because the prison industrial complex isn't going anywhere

>>51111521
More cheapies. Sweet!

>>51111552
Retail doesn't have that much weight here.

Oh goodness these appear to be fresh lows.

>>51111556
Yes, but not by selling. Instead I am invested in the war between Arabs and Jews (i.e. oil).

>looking for /smg/
>accidentally enter /gme/
well that was an experience, jesus christ

>>51111529
Yeah, it's a pretty schizo stock. It's never a good sign when bollinger bands are broken. If its any consolation, there is a very real possibility that it goes back up to new ATHs if it starts spreading in the general population, which, contrary to the FUD, remains a distinct possibility. We'll know for sure in a month or two.

>>51111556
Somebody bought all of my SIGA shares for $22 on Monday.

>>51111552
> I suppose a ton of demand is from China which isn't nearly as fucked..
China produces its own steel but it's banned in the rest of the world because they are not using eco-friendly methods (in some cases China is still using wood to produce steel)
> Think the shortage will make up for demand destruction?
Steel is used for everything, buildings, transport, energy transport, military, everyday tools. Oil and steel are blood and muscle of civilization.

>SPY
what the actual fuck is going on. powel didn't even actually say shit this time around

>>51111531
Not until it was far too late. He was able to buy a house with his gains but he lost millions being both retarded and greedy.
>>51111568
True point being prisons aren't going anywhere, in fact they will be building more and filling them.

>>51111556
I've been in bearish positions for weeks anyway, finally starting to pay off.

no redeem pls sirs. the village will go hungry.

NGL I'm pretty HEEMed today.

Just broke $7000 net lifetime earnings.

The Hunters of the Dark Forest bring their haul home. The Forest is Silent and Dark.

>>51111578
No, but it doesn't take much to spark a short-covering, CTA rally under the conditions of June (what, single digit %ile bullishness?) like we saw.

>>51111513
>>51111526
We warned you kneegrows that Uncle Jerome had no choice but to crash the market

September rally

November market crash to blame the reps

Meme stocks squeeze

>>51111592
he said no pivot EVER and hes gonna keep rape hiking as long as inflation is over 2%

>>51111529
It's very simple.
If you believe reported numbers are accurate and will hold, sell it.
If you believe reported numbers are under-counting or we'll see a breakout, keep it.

That's literally all there is to it. Hype train is dead, only facts remain.
At this point, it's going to $5 or $50, and there is no fucking in-between mate.

>>51111592
they gearing for major pump bullshit next week

To think I almost sold my GUSH to buy SOXL. Thank god I came to my senses.

Is the reversal in the room with us right now?

>>51111621
You better be right meltup man.

>>51111581
>GME still outperforming QQQ YTD
Those nutjobs get me every time

>>51111621
september crash
november crash
december-january bear market relief rally

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO

>>51111526
Why tf would you expect a rally? Powell had to either cater to the markets or fight off inflation

>>51111601
how do you advertise your OF to get new clients ?

>>51111601
Based burpbro, don't spend it all in one place

I'm so tired of this fake and gay bullshit. Powell didn't say anything new. Somehow it's "Powell is just a flip flopping liar!!" until it's suddenly "Powell is serious this time!!", utter nonsense. I'm buying more today since my time horizon is more than 1 year because I'm not a fucking mouthbreather.

>>51111622
Goodbye to stocks forever

>>51111621
Just go long on the 21st of September and you'll be fine.

>>51111601
Burp anon?

>>51111647
YouTube and Instagram
>>51111652
Based burpfan, I won’t

>>51111655
and that's a good thing

>>51111638
Somebody will find the melt up faggot after what’s getting ready to happen... Powell just killed ANY copium the mumu’s had of them letting off the gas or pivoting. There will be pain isn’t dovish

Hahahahah you fucking permabull faggots
> why are we pumping on 8.5% inflation?
> hurr durr, priced in
The misery in this thread is making me hard

>>51111645
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO
A REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT
A REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS FIGHTS... AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE SHOT HIM...BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT EM... AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP... AND ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO...

>>51111621
september crab
october crab
november crab up to election
november after election volatility
december crash
january crash plus gas back above 5
february germany et al start freezing and unrest in yurop volatility and crash
march ????
april profit

>>51111653
People were idiotically trying to price in a fed pivot. Powell just repeats the same thing hes been saying all year and enough to make those retards capitulate on their pivot bets. It's not outcomes but expectations that set the market. If you dont learn that you will never make money.

>>51111672
Why is this the bear narrative now? Why are you suddenly sucking Powell's cock?

>>51111697
>bf does hard labor
>I'm worried for his health

>>51111711
Shitposters are neither bears nor bulls. They're just assholes who antagonize whatever is losing.

if I want to hold a 1 year bond while the crash fizzles out do I have to go to the treasury or is there an ETF for that?

>>51111699
There will be a pivot. No one can predict when but it's inevitable.
>if you don't learn that you will never make money

STOP REDEEMING BHENCHOD! I SEX YOUR MOTHER!

Hey guys, what happens to the world when our Berkley lawyer energy secretary bans US diesel and gas exports?

>>51111699
>It's not outcomes but expectations that set the market. If you dont learn that you will never make money.
I assume the efficient market hypothesis is a load of crap (or at least a naive benchmark at best), since the only way you can make money in any market is it things are not correctly priced.

>>51111711
Basically, everyone makes a narrative for their own personal perspective. Ultimately, none of us know what is going on or what will happen.

>>51111715
You're being retarded on purpose, aren't you?

>>51111697
many tunnel digging hobbyists die of accidents every year

>>51111697
sounds about right and that dude sounds absolutely based.

>>51111711
That's how /smg/ works when things go your way you act like you were right all along and are smarter than everyone. It's tradition. Gloat posting is integral to this general.

>>51111458
SQQQ and TQQQ are specifically for intra-day trading. They literally warn you on their website not to hold them overnight.

>>51111729
Treasury direct

>>51111729
Your broker should allow you to buy bonds directly. https://www.treasurydirect.gov/ and the bond ETFs listed here are also options though, you're right: https://etfdb.com/etfs/bond-duration/short-term/

>>51111734
EQNRchads win again

>>51111711
Becuase faggot the entire July rally was based on Powell completely fucking up his press conference at the July Fed meeting and the entire fake and gay rally was the “lower” CPI and Powell making it sound like they could potentially ease or completely halt the rate hikes and that’s the markets went stupid. Now people are realizing it was all wallstreet hopium driving the market while economic conditions are only getting worse. Welcome to your first bear market rally.

>>51111734
The rest of the world has to buy it from our "competitors" (or go through back channels to get our gas) which enriches our "competitors" which give us more incentive to flop our big dick around and play Big Brother to the world. Rinse and repeat for at least another century.

>>51111734
Bad day to be a Euro

>>51111699
>It's not outcomes but expectations that set the market
And the expectations have been retarded since 2012.
>>51111734
Our federal policy is to flood the market with cheap oil from the SPR to look better for the midterm. We're committing suicide to win an election.

and they don't stop sellin
>and they don't stop sellin
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>and they don't stop sellin

holy fucking nigger, all this retard had to do was calm the market. rates will remain unch. FUCKKKKKKKKK

i dont even fucking know what to do anymore. if i buy puts i get heemed and when i add to the long stack this nigger market just sells off more months on end FUCKINGFUCKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51111282
>>51111283
>>51111297
full disclosure, I have 35 Jan 60/80 bull call spreads I bought for 0.35 a piece when BBBY was $10 a share pre pump to $28.
>$1.24k max loss, $69k max profit kek
I’m just surprised the 80 C’s are still trading for 1.00+ post Ryan Cohen dumping.
If I didn’t already have these bull call spreads, I would consider selling the 80’s naked but I can’t without closing out of all of these spreads

>>51111696
look man, we're all polar bears around here. get your grizzly nigger ass back to the zoo.

>>51111790
So would it be fair to say oil will rise afterwards?

>>51111742
Speak for yourself. Over the long run, more people will be born and more debt will be generated out of thin air to finance their existence. Interest rates will continue to trend towards 0% and everyday goods will cost multiples of what they do now and no one will care - just like what's been happening for the last few thousand years.

>>51111734
Mega bullish for GUSH geisha's

>>51111757
you can just set your stop loss

im looking in the technicals a bit more wether im gonna close my shorts or not but i prob just set my stops and let it be

>>51111696
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO. A REAL BOBO-ASS NIGGA KNOWS THE PLAY
THE REAL BOBO-ASS NIGGAS GET THE FLYEST OF THE BITCHES ASK THAT BULL-ASS NIGGA LITTLE MUMU
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO.

How much money did you lose?

naskek only 3% down, is this all bobo can do? I'm tired of waiting for the end of civilization, where are the circuit breaker days?

>>51111777
>completely fucking up his press conference
Nah, he did his job perfectly. Pump the market with hedgie/retail money and avoid the accustation of tricking people.

>>51111777 (checked)
I dunno, bear markets are pretty comfy. Stocks keep getting deep discounts and occasionally shit upwards, so then you can write more calls to retards, even though the fundamentals haven't changed

>TQQQ could go below $30

>>51111775
EQNR stays winning

>>51111826
Next week

hahaha second chance to buy the dip if you missed the first one
this is too forgiving

>>51111777
>"lower" CPI
lol you idiots can't keep your shit straight. You've been saying the statistics are right on the money all year because it supported your retarded faggot bear narrative but now since CPI came down it's a lie. You still haven't realized that the Fed is using a "data driven" approach while the data is clearly manipulated towards the end goal of propping the US up as the leading global economic power.

What does the Jackson Hole TA tell us?

SHUTDOWN THE DAMN MARKET RIGHT THIS FUCKING SEONCD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Spy 380 by wednesday

YALL MOTHERFUCKAS INVESTING IN COAL? YOU BEST BE BECAUSE THIS WILL BE THE NORM IN THE UPCOMING FUTURE HAHAHAHA!

>>51111556
>gods
Blasphemous dog

>>51111697
>man has hobby that makes him really happy
>probably keeps him in really good shape as well
>girlfriend/wife has no hobbies other than "socializing" (aka sitting on her ass and refreshing social media)
>girl confirms with other girls that having hobbies is weird and that she should be single and suck dicks instead of being in a relationship

Many such cases.

>>51111697
>I know that he isn't doing anything but digging that damn hole in the ground
>He's always really happy when he comes back from digging
>I tried voicing this concern to him but he just laughs it off

>>51111822
based

all signs pointing to a double double mcdouble for lunch

>>51111795
Hahaha you fucking faggot. The fed members came out everyweek and said wtf we're not even close you faggot permabears and you dipshits didn't listen. Oh God this is so good, I think I'm gonna, yup I'm gonna cuuuummmmm

>>51111813
Damn, we need a revolution lmao

>>51111697
that man? jerome powell
that hole? jacksons

>>51111860
>Not using a log scale
Fuck sakes anon

short GOOG

>PRTY
Damn, who was shilling that trash. Big shart.

i put the 10k i saved to pay off my student loans into spy calls yesterday and now i'm down 10k.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51111823
$100. I will never financially recover from this.

>>51111826
>>51111839
Nah next week we crab down, next month and October is when we start hitting circuit breakers. We’ll crab at new lows in the winter, and the new bull market will start in the Spring

>>51111860
Not enough schizo markers to tell

>>51111697
scaring women by digging a giant hole?
based

>>51111697
ROCK AND STONE

>>51111928
Based on what?

>every single interview with a commodity producer for the past few years
>"Yea, we don't make enough and there is no incentives to fix this. Shit's fucked"
>"Can anything be done?"
>"No, LOL"
An entire decade of malinvestment.

>>51111940
>>51111943
>>51111697
A woman's worth is her vagina
She's just jealous because he found a bigger hole

>>51111915
I DEMAND ANOTHER BAILOUT AND STIMMY CHECK NOW!

>>51111876
Bought BTU earlier today. Did I do good?

>>51111949

>>51111915
That is unfortunate, but you can probably make it back by the end of the month if you sell your bussy to enough old men.

>>51111556
As a mutual funds holder I have no choice but to ride this out as I am basically going to be holding onto this dwindling 156k for the rest of my life

>>51111503
yeah... It is funny because the US is looking really good right now.
Imagine if trump was still president. He would get in a twitter war with Putin and Poo-Bear.

>>51111915
I’m no expert but I don’t think that’s possible

What we feeling, growth or value?

>>51111697
non-tunnelers NGMI

>Oil green on the day

>>51111914
Who on Earth will have anything to celebrate over the next several months?

>>51111948
Waiting for the deleveraging crash before I go all in for the next decade. Stagflation is going to be awesome.

>>51111914
Everyone called the PRTY fag out on his bullshit. I sincerely hope nobody bought his bags.

>>51111621
>september
>the month known to be the worst for stocks out of the entire year
>also when the jewish schemitar ends
If you didn't get out from the august pump it will be too late for you I'm afraid. As well will have only -2~4% days to look forward to for the rest of the year if we are lucky

>>51111823
>#wewillbeback
Oof

>>51111697
>>51111988
The VC were never defeated.

>>51111812
Yeah, Oil is being released from the SPR until the end of october, oil released from the SPR takes approx 2 weeks to reach the market. This means up until mid november the market is going to have roughly 5% more supply than it will in the months that follow. This is going to coincide with the holiday travel season which sees greater fuel consumption both for logistics of delivering gifts and the population travelling to see relatives. Oil prices, combined with inflation continuing at its present pace, should be under the greatest demand in late december/early january for the US market. In terms of europe, they're fucked because they can't stop giving ukraine weapons and putin is their energy lifeline. Unless we do some kind of berlin airlift of tankers between quatar and the EU, which if they were smart they would already be starting to do this (but they aren't smart), europe is going to have big problems. Everyone will be angry and people are already protesting in the Netherlands because of government policy going after farmers. Remember the yellow vests weren't too long ago, and there were some demonstrations against COVID measures. People are already unhappy, now they will be unhappy and uncomfortable, not a good mix. Trying to predict the way people will behave and when they will react is futile, but we can generally anticipate the hardships of winter, outrageous energy costs and already low confidence in governments to have some serious implications.

>>51111979
My employer retirement fund is down 10 percent.... At least I can feel better about my trades only losing me 2 percent

>>51111989
When chip companies lowered the amount you got in the "party size" that was the leading indicator that things were going to get horrible.

down $25k today but i saved $2/lb on chuck roast at the store

You will own nothing and you will be happy or else

>>51112011
Too his credit i am pretty sure he bought in at the low 1s. Guy clearly never saw one of their stores in person.

I'm not gonna lie, my fellow traders, this is not looking so hot.

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

BIDEN: ECONOMY IS LOOKING
>LE GOOD

My monkeypiss updates are late
LATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmIdNnw32Cw

NOOOOOOOOO JPOW WAS SUPPOSED TO PROP UP THE MARKETS UNTIL THE MIDTERMS TO LET DARK BRANDON WIN HOW COULD THIS HAPPEEEEEEEEEN

Would you look at that, BLUE is about to go green. Suck it chuds.

How do I hedge my siga shares? Or are things looking so bleak for mpox that I'd better just get the fuck out?

>nasdaq is already hitting the infamous bart cliff from june

AHHHH THE VOLATILITY OF THE VOLATILITY

where the FUCK are my circuit breakers?
it's not a crash until we go -10% in one day

>>51112127
Softo landingu, preas andastand

you have 30 seconds to explain why you think september won't be a dumping grounds just like every year since 2014

>>51112141
hidden tigers

>>51112141
To break the pattern because people expect it to dump.

I dont get why the market is reacting this way when powel has said the same thing a dozen times before about not lowering rates yet. Like it never did this any of the previous times he said the exact same thing. Maybe they just want shit to dump today

>UVXY
>VIXY
>SQQQ
>SOXS
>SPXS
>WEBS
>SARK
>DRV
>TSLS

>>51111734
Won't happen. Entire US strategy is to sell oil out for political gain.

US is unironically finished if China invades Taiwan with current SPR levels.

>mfw da bears win the jack sonhole

>>51112164
I'm not sure but maybe the market expected him to say something else

Why was the forest quiet. Answer.

okay smg. Sold my sqqq and soxs, but i'm still in YANG-GANG until monday

REDEEM BHENCHOD! YOUR SISTER A GROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

Should I double down?

>>51112192
uh, there wasn't anyone in it?

Jay went down to Jackson's Hole and now we're all paying the toll.

>>51112200
I'm buying all the way down. about to add another 3k

>>51112031
If anyone ITT has freezer space, the next couple months are the time to buy the dip on cattle and hogs.

>>51112166
>tfw sold all drv yesterday

Holy kek it just keeps going down.

>>51112164
we can't lower rates, we need to keep raising them if we want to stop inflation, but we can't do that either without making the national debt bankrupt us, we're fucked either way lol

Jesus fucking Christ. Talk about false recovery and "Return to Normal". The Meme Chart is still undefeated.

Buy the fucking dip, retards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Ol-YDS4Jc

VVIX up 10% almost. Why was the forest quiet.

>>51112192
because niggers don't go in the forest. like have you ever been in a library?

>>51112200
I'm going to wait a bit and time the bottom like a retard. Good luck DCAbro.

>>51112164
>the Fed is bluffing
>they can’t keep raising rates
>Powell has to pivot
>Powell is just talking big to scare inflation into going down

The truth is most of the problems are from Congress, not Powell. Powell has the tools he needs to bring inflation down, but Congress needs to get off their asses and start budget cutting or adding more tax increases if they want to get ahead of the Fed

>>51112192
animals knew

ITS NOT STOPPING AHHHHHHHH MY -0.3% LOSS IN MY ALL WORLD INDEX FUND
IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>51112216
IF WE BREAK THE JUNE LOWS HOLY SHIT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SPEAK ABOUT SUCH HORRORS

>>51112208
that's the spirit

>>51112244
>not being up 10% in a conservative 100% SOXS portfolio
ngmi

>25% up on my SQQQ
yeah i'm thinking i'm back after getting heemed throughout your retarded bear rally fucking stupid ass cows

>>51111498
>>51111552
>give every retarded retard money for being laid off
>suddenly min wagies are making 1000/wk where before they were making 200/wk
>untaxed because unemployment
>stimmies
>put all their money into SHIT which goes 10x
>they sold and have 500k to throw around or 5 million if they bought GME low and sold high
>retail as a whole is now comparable to a large hedge fund, but they buy retarded shit instead of good shit
And now the same retarded retards got their loans paid off
It's just huge amounts of money printed to retards who then got into tesla and got retard rich

Trump and now Biden have created a new paradigm- the memeshitstockpumpadigm.

>>51112244
>-0.3%
nigga it's finna be 2.5% by the end of the day

What’s hiding in the forest.

>>51112223
hidden tigers

It's over ftm bros...

>>51112245
nasdump is going to the june lows of the dotcom crash

>>51112276
Me.

>>51112295
stop it i can only get so hard

>>51112281
Yes. YES. THIS.

Bulls, you are exactly why today is happening. Your utter delusion and greed of the past two months (indeed, of the past two decades) is why today is happening. You have only yourselves to blame.

>>51112287
that's a man

>>51112287
holy fuck

why did bobo do it bros

>>51112287
This just makes me sad desu famalam.

>>51112178
>mfw

>>51112276

>The quiet shade

>Across old bark

>It's always dark

>In the ancient glade

>>51112315
if you think a 2-3% dump is their punishment, you are quite shortsighted, wait until december/january

>>51112300
kutgw

>>51112287
>it's real
holy lol

WE HAVE TO RECOVER ON MONDAY

LET'S SURVIVE THE SOUR HOUR TOGETHER BROS

How do we feel about shorting corn, wheat, and basedbeans? They seem overbought today.

AEVA

Look at VVIX and front month VX futures. Vomma. Look at the tails vomma.

>>51112347
puppy and bear are frens...
no...

>>51112375
Impending El Nino means they'll all be lower 9-12 months from now, I reckon.

>>51112347
>Bear = the market
>Dog = my holdings

>>51112287
She’s going to hang up being a man, forever.

>>51112347
cause you fuckers pushed kept calling him an incel that never gets to cum, so he just fucking snapped and murdered your fucking markets. this is the result of bullying.

>>51112097
Dude has said vaccine and shots in arms 50 times. SIGA is fucked they don't want a treatment they wanna euthanize gay blacks with clot shots

Been busy at work and the gym. My portfolio is still green from this morning right?

LETS GO SIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OQXGv92ScI

when do we return to normal bros. holy fuck.

UVXY puts

If BBBY drops a dollar or two ill make it. Pls bros

>>51112287
>Self Made Man
that's pretty clever. A man must have thought of the title

>>51112396
>>51112375
Commodity stocks will suffer, prices will go up

Did this guy rope?

>>51112287
>>51112402
I guess she couldn’t “cut” it as a man.

>>51112200
I'm gonna wait till it's under 15 and then get some calls on it

>>51112441
Let's check the chart.

>>51112456
he beclowned himself

>>51112456
you might say he "beclowned himself"

What if we friggin squeezed the shorts Monday

And monday we rise again. This happens everytime.
The lack of free money is a sign that you can earn your own money, that means there is production, that means you get returns on owning shares, and that means the market has more buyers which is demand increase, which like all markets, means higher prices.
Please, you can do anything you want, but stop telling me this shit has anything to do with rising rates, and be honest that this is just (((scaring))) the fuck out of people with a panic narrative.
If you're not buying somthing in this dip, you're the fucking moron. Your money is still inflating, you better get a return on it somehow.

>>51112477
Cope. It’s over, baggie

>>51112391
i answered your forest riddle first
now you have to tell me what the fuck is a "vomma"

>>51112466

>>51112466
do we crash into midterms?

>>51112287
bleak

Did you guys load puts? I have $10 puts for 2 weeks out.

UVXY goes down when the market moves up or crabs sideways.

And we just had a 2.5% drop day in SPY

>>51112491
>no, you can't just get 50% returns on principle because you were buying an April of 2019!
>that's not fair!
whatever boss. if they nuke the earth, stocks aren't your problem.

Lot of cope in this thread. What’s ur cope of the day. For me it’s VIX not being high enough . Post ur cope.

>>51112496
(((they))) are not supposed to allow that to happen

>>51112492
The Vomma or Volga is the second derivative of the option value with respect to volatility.

>>51112492
Vomma is a greek which measures DvegaDvol

>>51112456
who?

>>51112496
My call has been:
Crash now
Declare inflation dead in October
Give blanket stimmies out and say they MAY be able to keep them permanent if Dems keep the senate/house

>>51112526
For me it’s your post copemaster

>>51112492
What forest riddle are you talking about , schizo

>>51112416
Looks like TPOXX is part of the strategy, it's just a matter of whether the demand will rise enough for additional orders. I doubt they'll start a panic on this call though by giving any real info on the extent of the outbreak.

>>51112477
lmao, this is pure copium

JAY IS GOING TO HIKE THE RATES UNTIL UNEMPLOYMENT TICKS UP AND PEOPLE ARE OUT ON THE STREETS.... LET ME SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME!

>JAY IS GOING TO KEEP RAISING RATES UNTIL UNEMPLOYMENT TICKS UP AND PEOPLE ARE OUT ON THE STREETS!

You think the jews who run this shit show are going to let unemployed people cash out their shares at a premium? I mean unless your warren buffet and never plan on selling anything buying here is retarded.

>>51112531
why? (((they))) have China, who the fuck is the US except that moralizing ever increasing fatass who gets in the way of beating up on the brown people who look alot like Abraham, the shepherd.

>>51112531
thats what I believe... dems wont win if we crash into midterms. but then again maybe thats the plan.
or what this guy says possibly:>>51112538
aaaaa idk what to do.

>>51111481
This looks like a not shoop. What am I seeing here? The modern world is horrifying.

>>51112492
Vomma u need differential geometry and astronomy calculus knowledge to understand vomma. Do u know. I can’t even explain it to u. I can maybe show you with noises but idk how else

>>51112526
>Post ur cope.
i masturbated to fetish porn i found on /trash/ but finished on normal porn and told myself that im not actually a degenerate attracted to that fetish porn

OF COURSE THE MARKET DIVES ONCE I BUY BACK IN
FUUUUCK OFF STOP WATCHING MY TRADES

>>51112575
Look at the horizon. The cloud wavers up and down with the water near 0:13. Obvious fake.

>>51112592
Just like don't buy in so big at once my man.

im gonna vomma all over this thread

>>51111795
Sell options instead.

Holy shit now I'll definitely never get a gf...

>>51112532
>>51112535
Bullshit. Lying cunts. Tell him the truth

>WTI 93

>>51112568
>Oh no, cost saving measures mean my stock is worth less money.
whatever you say boss.
>never selling
oh, this is a novel idea, I invest in things that actually give a return, instead of (((MSM))) poof story #42 for the year, where Cohen and Cohen and Silverstein make a website that everyone needs, nobody understands, and regularly crashes, but we're certain it's worth $2billion in valuation with 10,000 accounts.

You're the sucker in the Art Market Racket, you just ain't figured it out yet.

>>51112610
once I got one I just wanted to get rid of her, so, doesn't really matter

>>51112200
I bought at 16.80

>>51112592
>buying back in on a summer scam rally before the two worst possible months for the market

I don’t know what to say anon. You’ve been warned plenty of times

>>51112443

why would volatility decrease now? lmao

SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING MARKET NOW

>>51112616
That's what I know it to be. Is it something else?

couple questions

Who is selling? Where are they gonna put the money? If you're trying to make money, why sell when everyone else is selling?

>>51112568
>>51112622
I do agree with the megabaggot

>>51112622
no you fucking retard, i'm telling you there is more profit to the downside than up right now. you're just too fucking smug to go short.

>>51112645
VIX is based on the amount of deviation in SPY options, anon. If everyone has a consensus—up or down—the volatility will decrease.

New

>>51112666
>>51112666

KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN KEEP THE MARKET OPEN

So what's the long term hold right now while the market is threatening to shit the bed? Doesn't seem like an ideal environment to DCA into SPY

STILL ONE HOUR LEFT LMAO

>>51112661
t-bills are paying over 3% right now with short maturities

>>51112682
It's always a good time to DCA into SPY

>>51112661
Making a little money on bonds is better than losing it on stocks

>>51112670
Sorry boss, it's a personal flaw that I won't fake out my neighbors. It leaves me with less money, and safer neighborhoods. Something about that is worth more than having to live in a prison compound so none of my impoverished relatives feel the need to take back their goods.
I'll never be a good capitalist. I have too much pride in other people succeeding.

UVXY puts bros

>>51112739
ur selling those puts right

>>51112749

At $8

>>51112739
Won't they decline in value when the volatility on UVXY goes down?

>>51112674
the low is at 8,7 its now at 10, its gonna keep going up as long as the index is falling

>>51112701
bagholder cope

it took 7 years for the SPY to reach it's previous ath (with unlimited QE)

>>51112065
If you've read anything about what I've said, you'd know that there's more to the business than the brink and mortar part.

It's a better investment today than it was yesterday anyhow.

>>51112315
I'm bullish on food and energy. You can bite me bobo

>>51112701
I know this is the truth but sometimes it's difficult to accept

>>51112817
just have a separate account that's boomer style, and a gambling/speculative account

I bought more SOFI at 6.25.
It looks like it is going to be a good decision.

>>51112270
>>untaxed because unemployment
unemployment is taxed

>>51113000
Not the special 2020 covid unemployment.

>>51112682
SQQQ

>>51112437
They didn't really say anything, did they? Just that they're using their current stockpile and that's it? Or did I misunderstand?

>>51112521
>principle

so why so ruff drop???