/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51110176
>Can you explain this 2 year gap on your resume?
>Yes, that is when I did not have a job.
Simple as.

>>51110176
just say you had an i’ll grandmother and were acting as a caretaker

>>51110192
>What did you do in those 2 years??
>I played videogames,ate fast food and jerked off all day
Any ideas what to say? The truth is too ridiculous.

>>51110176
I hate that the employment gap question is even a thing. It's none of these faggots business what I was doing. As long as I can prove I have the skills and attitude for the job why should it matter?

>>51110176
Get a friend to be your "former boss" fill the gaps with your "former workplace" profit. I've done this for 20 years it works really well. You need a competent friend who will read the perfect script for your future employer.

Hope it works for you, anon. Also, jannies are trannies

>>51110176
just say freelance or something. 2 years is nothing. My "gap" is 10 years.

>>51110303
because you dared to walk away from the wage cage, how dare you. you may walk away from OUR wage cage too.

>>51110439
Sounds good. Do you think they ask for documents? I did absolutely nothing in those 2 years. There is nothing there. I would have to fake it all.

>>51110176

Where do you live?

>>51110260
Say I was doing your mom, doing your mom, doing doing doing your mom.

If they get upset you wouldnt want to work for them anyway.

>>51110596
In Germany
>>51110538
>you may walk away from OUR wage cage too
That´s the problem. It is a legitimate concern for them and there is no way how to proof that I am not an idiot who will do this again. I learned that these past 2 years were a mistake. It won´t happen again. Because that feeling of running out of money is UTTER CANCER. Never again.

>>51110176
No one calls old jobs. References are obsolete mostly. Just take the last job you were at and extend the end date until recently.

>>51110669
I will do that if I can´t manage to fill something in. Thank you anon.

>>51110303
we can't track you!! with the illusion of freedom and the security of prison you have no excuse to have to go unnoticed

>>51110669
Maybe if it's a super low tier wagie job. Any decent company is going to run it through a background check company that calls to confirm dates of employment and job titles.

>>51110176
>How to explain 2 years of NEEThood?
>explain

DONT
just lie. Lie shamelessly make up some job, even a shitty wagie one and have your friend as a reference. Say you made a bunch of crypto and had medical expenses or something

>>51110648

If you didn't know, Amazon has a crowdsourcing platform for "micro work", which are typically tasks that can be done over the Internet in a short amount of time that requires humans to do because AI isn't got enough yet.

It's called Amazon Mechanical Turk or "Mturk" for short. (Check the Reddit)

For example, it might show you a picture of a store receipt and ask you to copy (type) the data into a form on the page.

Typically, each task pays a few pennies, but if you do a bunch, it adds up quickly, and if you do enough, the platform will eventually allow you to access more complex tasks that pay a lot more.

I think mTurk is available in Germany now.

You can put "Amazon - Independent Contractor - Crowdsourcing Work (Data Entry)" on your resume to fill in the gap.

If they ask, tell them you were doing data entry and transcription for various companies through the platform as an independent contractor.

>>51110439
>read the perfect script
I don't think you even need this. 'Why yes, this is the boss of Hentai and Doujin Imports. Yes we hired Anon between Jan 2020 and August 2022. Sorry I can't say any more than that.' If they ask more and the old employer says anything I believe you can sue the old employer.

>>51110176
Just lie
>don't lie
>>sorry anon but you were a neet and probably a virgin too
>lie
>either get the job, or sorry anon we figured you out
Either way you're fucked so just pull a little con on an HR tranny and let's get this fucking money

>>51110832
>super low tier wagie job
I don´t plan on going for a much "higher tier" job since I will not enter the same industry again.

>>51110897
Sounds great. I´ll look into this.

>>51110176
Just throw whatever in it. Nobody will bother to check if it's real or not unless you're applying to google or something.

>>51110260
>jacked off all day
>ID = qoo0O0M
kek

My go to excuse is "writing a book". It's also piss easy to write 150 pages of garbage and throw it up on amazon self publishing, so you're not even lying. And it sets you up for why you're going back to waging: clearly you couldn't cut it as a writer.

Plus you might accidentally write something that gets popular. Win win.

>>51110216
This is what I’ve done before, said I had to take care of my sick mom. They’ve never asked any other questions.

>>51111241
this guy neets. or "opening a start up". aka dropshipping t shirts. just open a shit website. idgaf about sales, it's private link, just link your site.

>>51110176
As the Director of Marketing at Chainpool Labs I glad to informyou that your application has been accepted and we'll be in touch shortly.

>>51110897
dress it up better though anon....

As an independant contractor at Amazon Web Services I was responsible for providing algorithm training inputs in support of various Amazon AI products.

good luck

Say you were working as a contractor/consultant.

By a burner phone and be your own reference.

>>51110176
Lie. You were either freelance or you were a dev for a crypto dapp.

>>51110176
Lie. Fill it in with something impossible to verify. Say you were in Sweden doing humanitarian aid for the indigenous population that are being oppressed and genocided

>>51112572
I probably really have to act like I was somewhere in Asia or Africa for 2 years because I was literally like a dead person. Didn´t even pick up the mail. The insurances and everything else will fuck me really hard.

Say you took care of a family member.

>>51110260
You were caring for your child after your significant other passed away giving birth or some shit like that lmao

>>51112082
Yeah now that I'm crypto retired I don't want people to know how wealthy I am, it'd just make me a target. So now they think I'm just retarded, much better and safer.

>>51113379
Someone else suggested to get a friend to act like your boss for the missing time. That's the best option imo. Bonus is your get to pad your resume and make more money.

>>51110260
Just say you were taking care of a relative they arent allowed to ask any specifics when it comes to that

Just say you were incarcerated for sex crimes against minors, but you earned early release by narcing on nogs

>>51110216
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>>51114141
Any of this shit is fine. The secret is your answer doesn't actually matter, it's just a BS question where you need to be able to tell a story. As long as you tell a good story they'll eat it up.
>I was fortunate enough to have some savings from my prior experience and decided to backpack around Europe for 3 months, which due to covid turned into 9 months. Luckly I was fortunate to be able to find work at a hostel in greece and I lived/worked there for 6 months, unfortunately they closed down and the owner (a nice elderly couple who I grew very close with) fucked off to Aruba for retirement. Now I've finally made it back to the US and am ready to focus on my career. It was a great experience but I want to get back to soul crushing wage slaving.

Its the same sort of BS question like "why are you leaving your current job" like as long as you have a good story its fine.

>>51110260
>qo0OM

>>51110176
I don't explain anything to anyone who wants to enslave me through a job. FOR GOD SAKE DAMN THE JEWISH PUPPETEERS!