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Did you invest in Bed Bath and Beyond? Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:56:35 2022 No.51108698 [Reply] [Original]

I watched the movie Click last night and had a really great time. It’s a movie about a guy who finds a remote in Bed Bath and Beyond! It’s such a fun movie because the remote he finds is actually not just a remote! It controls time! Its such a quirky concept and I really enjoyed watching it, the fact that he finds a remote that controls time in the “BEYOND” section was such a fun and silly way of saying there is more to just Beds and Baths, there’s also Beyond the Bed and the Bath at Bed Bath and Beyond. I really like how the directors sneakily put that in there, it really added a smooth and cool twist to include a store where many family’s go to get household goods to a very family friendly movie it’s something that we all can relate to. My children after watching were asking to go to Bed Bath and Beyond to find the remote! We all had a cheerful laugh, it was a great time watching Adam Sandler in the New movie Click. A great cinematic performance for any family! That’s why I invested in Bed Bath and Beyond.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:00:10 2022 No.51108741 >>51108698 Click was a sad movie about a person who didn't appreciate their life until it was too late.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:07:55 2022 No.51108888 >>51108741 This. I cried at that one sad scene because it reminded me of how I neglected my old and bow deceased father.

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Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:10:31 2022 No.51108940

>>51108698
“Click” is the penultimate sound you will hear. Cold steel pressed against your temples the penultimate sensation you will feel.

Your family will find you, brain painted against the bathroom wall. Your blood soaking into the beige-blue carpet you bought in the beyond section of BBBY.
A newspaper dropped on your bed reads “bed, bath and beyond files for bankruptcy”…. Your daughter won’t stop crying for 3 straight days…

Thanks for playing.

(great larp post anon I kek’d)

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Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:18:17 2022 No.51109097
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>>51108698
i remember watching this other movie in the 90s. It had Keanu Reeves as the lead. Other characters were some funny fat guy and some attractive Hispanic girl

The plot was Keanu was some wallstreet guy in New York who hated his job. He had a jewish family and a brother who was a doctor or surgeon. His dad was an asshole and I remember someone asked him if he got a haircut and he said:
>Did I get a haircut? Nope but I got them all cut

Basically Keanu met some hippy lady visiting NY from Arizona. He decides to quit his job and go traveling around the country. He bought an RV and after a year or 2 he randomly runs into her at a gas station in Arizona. He sells the RV and tries to order water sprinklers from China but they mess up and he receives like 1000 umbrellas. Unable to contact the manufacturer he has to sell the umbrellas in Arizona where they're basically useless. He eventually sells them all and gets married to the girl and it starts raining during their wedding ceremony

Anyone else remember this movie? I could have sword it had Keanu reeves. I think it was called Umbrella Salesman but there's nothing on google

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:25:09 2022 No.51109235 >>51108698 This thread feels surreal

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>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:33:09 2022 No.51109393 >>51109357 I have a gun though? Several, in fact. What is this edit trying to say? Does it not know Americans exist?

>>	John Poop Fri Aug 26 15:35:58 2022 No.51109456 I got poop on myself

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Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:38:38 2022 No.51109510

I didn't initially make the connection between BBBY ape retards and Sandler watching retards, but yeah, it's there. "You die if you work hard" is the message of this film. Better to throw your McWages into get-rich-quick schemes like memestonks you don't understand.

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Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:44:32 2022 No.51109607
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I was once a person, but now I have assailed the heights to become person, but person wasn't a person to be seen in with person that could even be a person? How more? How more must I live? 20? 30? 1 million? Or is this the last time? The last time that the World dances round my breast like a zest of plankton sperm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:47:30 2022 No.51109662 >>51108741 Even 14 year old me realized it was a shit movie

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:52:47 2022 No.51109751 Maybe the best Adam Sandler film

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:58:45 2022 No.51109849 >>51109751 What a glowing endorsement for his body of work

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 16:01:37 2022 No.51109894 >>51109577 Is this the one where the deers constantly shit themselves for no reason?