/biz/ - Business & Finance

my bear pants are going to be so pooped by the end of the day

I only got this in at the last moment in the last thread, so for everyone else:
Here is your MidDay Market News. Slightly late today Edition:
>JPow to Speak tomorrow. Probably won't say anything new
>Peloton revenue drops 30% YOY
>Institutional Funds are selling their Office Building properties and holdings
>Funds selling more Bonds, becoming more optimistic about the economy
>The average 30 year fixed Mortgage rate is 5.5%. Almost double what it was last year
>Amazon to close US TeleHealth business
>US GDP shrinks only 0.6% in 2nd Quarter, much less than predicted. Jobless claims date better than predicted as well
>Hyundai mad at Washington over loss of electric vehicle subsidies
>The U.S. and China are nearing an agreement that would allow American accounting regulators to travel to Hong Kong to inspect the audit records of Chinese companies listed on the New York Stock Exchange
>Texas accuses Blackrock of energy company boycott in ESG Crackdown
>Hedge funds build their biggest bet against the Italian economy since 2008
>European Central Bank is very worried that as the Euro continues to get weaker compared to the US Dollar, that inflation will soar.
And that's been the news. Hope your lunch was great today, and if you are on the West Coast, hope you have a great lunch.

BRO DONT BUY OPTIONS JUST SHARES
ITS TOTALLY NOT A PUMP AND DUMP
DONT BUY OPTIONS AND PROFIT OFF THE VOLATILTIY, JUST BUY SHARES

YOU PUSH IT

So far down 1k bobros.
Not bad right considering markets going to crash Friday

SIGA is going to 0

AEVA

Everyone say thank you do Joe Biden and his tuition forgiveness plan for today's rally.

How much did you lose today?

>>51094515
Check the noode lines.

I'm going all in on SOXS
surely I can't lose money on it this time

I have good entry on my vol position so I don't know what everyone else is crying about.

What are the odds JPow announces a 100bps hike tomorrow? My tummy is rumbling, this may be the beginning of the end my frens

>>51094502
GREAT THINKING ANON!
I CAN'T EVEN GET THE OVERALL DIRECTION RIGHT, SO I'LL JUST START MAKING LEVERAGED BETS ON VOLATILITY INSTEAD!!

who the fuck is jackson and why is his hole so important?

>>51094535
>buying exercise bike companies that doesn't make exercise bikes.

sweep the leg johnny
>NVDA

>>51094465
Thread not needed

>>51094565
Tomorrow is Friday the 26th. It's like 2 Friday the 13ths rolled into one. I'm thinking it ends tomorrow.

>>51094565
why do you think we are pumping today? obviously he will be dovish. smart money knows. the hidden tigers have gone back to sleep. the forest is no longer dark nor is it stinky. it's completely over for the bears.

>>51094535
+13$ atm

Alright ya nerds. I bought 7500 shares of DPLS.
>This is me telling today
>you cannot complain next thread how I am not telling you about this

>>51094565
make it 125bps

SQQQ today or tomorrow

rate hike will only be 50

>>51094575
It was obviously a pump and dump so buying calls was the right thing to do.

>>51094579
it's quite spicy for the size of jackson's bunghole

>>51094565
no hijes are announced tomorrow dipshit, Powell is giving a speech and they're looking to it for clues on September, 50 or 75 bps. You want to look for calendar of FOMC.

>>51094535
Up $210 so far.

>>51094615
I trimmed shares today

>TLT up
>Vix down
>Market up
Is this right?

Is TLT lying?

>>51094611
>>51094591

>>51094635
top signal

>>51094591
>2 Friday the 13ths rolled into one

>>51094611

make it 200

>>51094591
finally the jew insider gives some useful insight.

>>51094579
isn't that where Buffet lives?

>>51094535
>that artistically perfect Bart on PTON

Man I'd be making so much money today if I weren't getting fucked by SIGA

Thoughts on indoor, aeroponic farms?

How many of you bet against eternal bullish exuberance? How many of you bet against NVDA? Be honest.

>>51094643
retard

>>51094652
I just need a margin agreement to sell short. Gonna research upcoming fda approvals

>>51094643
Market lying.
I wonder how much of it is Tesla stock splitting circlejerk.

>>51094620
YEAH WHY JUST BUY AND SELL SHARES WHEN I COULD BE USING LEVERAGE AND PAYING EXTRINSIC PREMIUMS I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

THIS THREAD TOTALLY DOESN'T EXIST JUST TO HELP GLOWIES SELL OPTIONS TO RETARDS AT ALL!

I just went all in on Garbage Don's stock

>>51094669
bought a 150p for 45.
It was a lotto

>>51094669
Once the stock went from $164 to $178 in an hour I took profit to wait for a better reentry and scalp a few extra shares. I got out at $177.77 the algos were talking to me

>>51094591
>It's like 2 Friday the 13ths rolled into one

>>51094695
YEAH THATS RIGHT JUST BUY SHARES BECAUSE THAT WILL DIRECTLY AFFECT THE VALUE OF MY DOGS JUST BUY SHARES DO NOT BUY CALLS I REPEAT APES BUY AND HOLD

I bought a new video editing software on steam today. Hope it will increase the production value if my updates. Wish me luck.

>>51094747
WOW NOW YOU LOOK LIKE EVEN MORE OF A SHILLING ASSHOLE CONGRATS

>>51094591
>Tomorrow is Friday the 26th. It's like 2 Friday the 13ths rolled into one. I'm thinking it ends tomorrow.

tomorrow is my birthday

>>51094498
thank you for the news anon. You deserve more (You)s

>>51094565
Gonna be 75.

I capitulated on SIGA. Please at least thank me when the price rebounds.

Losing more money....

bullshit ass market

>>51094806
Just slurped, thank you for your shares.

>>51094804
>>51094565
Throw a cheeky 50 at them

>>51094765
What did you buy? Shotcut is free (though has a rough learning curve)

>be boglehead
>only ever buy index funds
>planning to live off the dividends
>meanwhile retards are gambling their life savings away on meme stocks and options

Ok I'm gonna need oil to pick a fucking direction and stick to it.

>>51094498
Thanks for the QRD, really appreciate it (unironically). I have my final exams this week, so i don’t have a lot of time to spend with my smg bros :(

>>51094776
Well at least everybody is going to remember your birthday after tomorrow.

lol 420 smoke weed bro stocks on fire

>>51094776
happy birfday kid, in case I'm not here tomorrow

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>51094822
Hilarious anon. Everyone loves having a bunch of glowing dickheads here to bully people with unfunny memes that aren't even reddit-tier so much. It just wouldn't be the same without all of your clever one-liners.

>>51094833
Do you want to get involved in a fight between your people and the other sand people? Ballsy

>>51094826
Movavi video editor plus 2020. I had it on my wish list for years but I'm a Jew so I'll never buy anything unless it's heavily discounted. It was marked down 90 % today so I had to. It's definitely for beginners but anything is better than windows video editor

>>51094667
long aeroponies

>>51094869
Nice, though I haven't heard of it. You also could have just reached out to me, I'm the guy who makes the webms

>EVERYONE WHO TALKS BAD ABOUT SIGA OR TELLS PEOPLE TO TAKE PROFITS IS A GLOWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51094776
tomorrow is my uncles birthday

>>51094848
just bought 40 more

>the market starts to move, and exactly the right amount of volume moves in to freeze the price in place while cumulative delta goes apeshit
Cool
Very cool and real society from our totally legitimately non-communist government that isn't exactly like China except willing to fucking lie all day.

>>51094891
this is my first time investing in siga and i feel and look fabulous.

why exactly does elon want us to have more kids?

>>51094906
>>51094848
Thinking about buying some SQQQ

Keep talking shit mumu and we might take all ur gains

>>51094889
At won't point I majored in digital media in college, we used avid so I'm not completely retarded on the subject, but I definitely wanted to add more to the videos. That of course being it is well received. Over the years I have realized /smg/ does not like change. I believe that to be a side effect of autism.

>>51094931
Newer teslas have a range extender that runs on organic material...dont think about.

>>51094643

>VIX

VIX is retesting the support level it broke through last week. VIX is gamed a lot but it is what will move markets here. Bounce or breakdown will almost certainly not happen during market hours in order to fuck retail.

>TLT

Bond bulls are the dumbest motherfuckers in the market, even dumber than retail stock traders. Never saw inflation coming from printing, still refuse to admit they were wrong, keep doubling down and trying to buy the dip of bonds after 40 year yield trend lines are failing left and right. Too stupid to live.

>>51094788
>>51094835
My pleasure, Anons! It is always good to stay up to date

can aeva go to 100

https://www.greencarcongress.com/2022/03/20220313-aeva.html

Just fuck my shit up

Yes I bought $10,000 worth of YINN yesterday. Why yes, I am a genius. Never underestimate the Chinaman

It would be a red day by now if our faggot government would stop trying to accomplish everything via scam.

>>51094498

>>51094966

100 would probably make me jizz myself

>Cheats in order to win
>Continues to cheat in order to self-preserve
Big surprise!

>>51094958
>Bond bulls are the dumbest motherfuckers in the market, even dumber than retail stock traders. Never saw inflation coming from printing, still refuse to admit they were wrong, keep doubling down and trying to buy the dip of bonds after 40 year yield trend lines are failing left and right. Too stupid to live.
Downside is not so big. How high do you think the 10 yr will go? 3.5 EOY Maybe 4 next year? Buying bonds here is not such a stupid idea. Obviously not go all in but you're getting a good deal right now. But I'm short bonds myself waiting for QT >>51094970 not sure what to do. Want to buy more but don't want to average up here

any opinion on MOS?

>>51095015
What do you mean?

Where are some spreads I can run that have a high success rate and can be run weekly?
Also, how can I get access to warrants?

>>51095054
I mean that with all the selling today, the market would be below close, but instead we have a state socialist faggot regime blatantly manipulating the stock market so they can scam their way through midterms.
Everything they do is a fucking scam. They can never just have reasonable ideas and be correct because that wouldn't justify a bunch of faggots forming their own caste to replace traditional citizenship.

almost time to pick up some tesla computers

>>51095036
THE CHEAT!?

>>51095084
>*below open

>>51095098
lol it's joe biden!

>>51095038

Not saying it's necessarily a bad trade. Obv at some point it's yields down price up, sure as the sun will rise.

Issue is using daily TLT moves as predictive on the premise the bond bulls "know something", when every indication is that they know much less about inflation than everyone else. I do not trust their timing of events or their predictions about magnitude of moves at all.

why is PINS up 11% today?

>NVDA

>>51094776
My birthday is Saturday

>>51095123
You mean Joe Biden is actually Home Star Runner?

where have all the nvda pundits gone
i google nvda and all i get is doom and gloom articles from yesterday and then... nothing
suddenly they don't have anything to say

>>51095168
Can't explain the low volume rip after missing earnings

>>51095168
You don't expect people to actually review their own retarded lies to figure out how to stop telling them, do you anon? In this day and age? That would be political and social suicide!

I'm about to buy 20 shares of TSLA. Thoughts?

>>51095168
because nobody has any idea why the price action is doing what it is
>EPS cut by 70% in 1 qtr
>stable through earnings

>>51095126
>>51095126
>I do not trust their timing of events or their predictions about magnitude of moves at all.
It's distorted right now but usually it's a good signal for sentiment, no?

>>51094958
>he doesn't use plummeting bonds as an opportunity to tax-loss-harvest as an ultimate fuck-you to the IRS every year

>>51095168
All the cool kids are in AMD.

Oh God I'm hungry, I have to keep fighting.

>>51095197
I think I'm gonna invest all my money in the JOET ETF

>>51095199
bull thesis: things are getting better. line goes up.
bear thesis: words words words words words words words *line goes up* ACK

>>51095168
everyone was pretending that the GPU craze wasn't being pushed by crypto

>>51095198
I think you might be a faggot. Sorry bud.

>>51095043
IPI, MOS, CF, and UAN are the usual fertilizer names bandied around. Rising nat gas, Russian/Belarus blockading, Trudeau's WEF fuckery, and farmers literally not being able to afford any/letting fields remain fallow are the big factors in that market last I'd heard.

>>51095240
One of the people on the Goldman Sachs earnings call a couple weeks ago openly asked why the market only went up despite nonstop bad news. Even rich dudes are openly calling bullshit on this market.

>>51095233
This will get you absolutely nowhere you want to be. I 100% promise you.

>>51094833
Well then go and make sure the Iran deal happens. Or sabotage it, if you're Jewish.

I bought more ARKG.

>>51095362
I don't take orders from goyim

>>51095398
I'm not ordering you one way or the other, but one path certainly leads to lower oil prices and Israel turning into radioactive ash.

>>51095353
I like his hair that accentuates his irregular head shape. Lol, lmao even

why should I buy broad market etf's instead of index funds?

That's neat how as the day progresses, suddenly you're not a bunch of smug geniuses anymore.
Is it possible that you were just clueless, worthless faggots the whole time!?

SIGA bros I don't think I can take much more

>>51095225
Rocker do you want to do a tech startup with me? I can do all of the product-design/coding/engineering, but I need a business/finance/sales/marketing person

just sell it now

>>51095201

Sentiment, by definition yes, outcomes, not really no. Bond market has major normalcy bias and frequently gets inflation wrong.

They were shocked by bonds down stocks down because they didn't look back far enough to see how the stocks/bonds correlation works over 4% inflation, and they were shocked by inflation because they apparently didn't bother looking at M2 prints in 2020.

They're now all predicting a mega recession because the Fed "has to crush inflation" without thinking through the second-order consequence of that is necessarily fiscal austerity. So they're going to be totally shocked yet again when we either pivot and stagflate or when the mega recession they want causes mega printing (because it turns out austerity isn't gonna fly).

>>51095438
>Lol, lmao even
Uh oh he's bringing on the ~personality~ now.
I take it all back anon; you're not a boring faggot who sucks dick at writing after all.

>>51095440
Why shouldn't you just buy the top 10 holdings? Which are all pretty much the same for all index and market etfs

>>51095240
reality: we're in the summer of 1929

>>51095446
Can my NVDA card run this game? For bobos only

>>51095446
Personally, no. I'm sitting and waiting for you to stop sperging out m8. Seriously, go out for a walk, go to the gym, whatever.

china mad

>>51095452
I would be interested in hearing you out. No promises though. What product are you looking to create?

>>51095478
Well, I hate to sound like a broken record on this one, but GRAB A SNICKERS BITCH.

>>51094524
>AEVA
does anyone know anything about this company? are we bullish on this?

>>51095143
happy belated birthday fren
>>51094839
thanks buddy

>>51095487
It's specialized software for doing certain kinds of live music performances. I don't want to get into it here

>>51095450
Make or break point right here, this is bottom of the range it has been in since may

FED IS RAISING RATES AGAIN

>>51095483
China's internal affairs right now are a collapsing real estate market that even its state-controlled lenders don't want to take on because developers have absolutely no more collateral. I don't see how some boomers on a plane affect that.

I don't cave to your faggot shilling, so then you start trying to threaten me.
You're going to have to threaten me from a lot closer to get any reaction.
Like you're going to need to come stand right next to me, and threaten me, and *then* you'll get what you're asking for.

>>51095477
hoooo boy here comes mr. bobo again the funny village retard who pisses his pants every green day. what is it this time bobo? nuclear war? dollar imploding? famine? europe freezing? we are DONE with your fud bobo. we literally don't care about your schizo ramblings. everything is fine, inflation is just a lil too high and gdp a lil too low and that will equalize on its own soon enough. the fed knows they don't have to do anything which is why jpow will be dovish tomorrow and we will pump all the way back to 430, then to ATHs by the end of the month. get fucked you grinch

>>51094595
>he fell for it

>>51095495
Damn that sounds pretty intense. I can understand you not wanting to get into it here. Have you talked to scoopsies about this at all? His crippling autism could probably do wonders in the coding department.

>>51095492
Looks like trash to me

>>51095244
video cards have been hard to find for a very long time now. It's purely supply chain.

>>51095450
Did the gays put a hold on buttfucking?

Is 12% a good rate on a loan?

We told you retards to sell SIGA days ago

>>51095199
share buyback?

>>51095543
Now it's time to buy

>>51095527
I mentioned it to him, but scoopsies refuses to leave the big tech world... he likes having a guaranteed salary and stock grants. He won't take any risks in life (other than banging prostitutes)

>>51095491
Sounds like you should grab one m8. You've been at it since premarket. Again find a way to relax before you end up having a stroke or heart attack.

>>51095492
Well, it's being shilled with no data or context. Based on my extensive /smg/ experience, that means that it's either going to 3x or .25x within a 5-minute period in the next week or so.

95% chance of getting rekt, 5% chance of escaping wageslavery.

>>51095529
>It's purely supply chain
Only when scalping is an actively encouraged secondary business model. Should be interesting to see what happens with the total Jewification of crypto

Fuck in glad I sold SIGA 2 days ago

>>51095557
If you keep threatening me, I'm going to do something about it.

>>51095520
You ok bot? Who you talking to??

>>51095222
>napoleon vs Jewish bankers burns Europe to the ground
>jews cause ww1
>treaty of Versailles Jewish bankers kike shit
>creates great depression, bank runs, hyper inflation when they just "print the debt away"
>causes ww2
>Jewish bankers flee to America
>hyperinflation debt and usury leeching continues
>you are here

It's all so tiresome that every horrible thing always goes back to jews, French, communists or some combination of Jewish commies, French jews, French commies etc

>>51095554
Typical scoopsies. That twink never takes any risks. I'll have a word with him don't worry.

It's all fun and games until it's YOUR retarded market thesis that fails, and then suddenly it's time to start pulling our real names and telling people they should take a break if they know what's good for them.

FUCK YOU AND SUCK MY DICK
FAGGOTS

>>51095613
Thanks for playing

>>51095539

>>51095528
>>51095558
the chart looks like its on the low end of its range and is oversold on the RSI for 1h, 2h, 3h, and 4hr charts. just looks interesting

>Aeva Technologies, Inc. develops sensing paradigm for autonomous vehicles and robotics. The firm offers drones, robotics, vehicle technology, and virtual and augmented reality products. The company was founded by Soroush Salehian Dardashti and Mina Rezk in 2017 and is headquartered in Mountain View, CA.

>>51095613
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. MUH MARKET THEEEEEEEEEEEEEESIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51095613
We like to have fun here sometimes. Also shitposting is pretty cathartic when your portfolio is red. And that was not a threat btw

>>51095626
Say it a little louder, you vindictive cunt. You disher-no-taker faggot fuckhead.

aaa putin save me

>>51095613
>thesis
I exclusively invest in companies with funny tickers

>>51095554
Also another smart move would be to get a product still in the concept stage, and then try and go public. We could shill it to reddit and pump it up like Nikola. Have a couple of trash product demos, the exit scam reddit and take all the money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4GmiGx7Be0
(The lyrics say, "you're not shit without your badge," but that is in accurate. You are, in fact, shit with or without your faggot pass.)

>>51095613
awww poor bobo

>>51095632
Uhmm sweetie what's their ESG score and are they carbon neutral? What are they doing to help bipoc. I'm sorry if JPOW and Blackrock aren't pumping them today they are probably nazis

I told you NVDA would recover.
Get fucked, bobo.
Did you screencap me?

>act like a gigantic faggot with a trip on basically painting a giant red dildo target on you at all times
>suddenly someone is tired of your shit and persuades you to stop
>comes here to bitch and be butt hurt about it

lmao

>>51095675
Another scathing zinger from the writer's guild. Do you eat with that forked tongue anon?

>>51095672
Is anyone still doing SPACs?

$VIST bros what the fuck :)

>>51095689
Yeah typical glowie shit for sure. They should all just go to their real favorite website reddit instead.

>>51095613
>>51095646
>>51095674
>>51095691
Why is this glowie such a sperg?

>>51095213
Hmm interesting, do you think this is a wide spread strat?

HDSN ladies, comfy

>>51095632
Ya I don't give a fuck what the company says they develop, look at their absolute garbage financials. Like I said trash

this is some powerful crabbing

>>51095691
>blames others for his own choices
you deserve this

If I didn't know better I would say it's you bullying ass faggots who are getting buttblasted at this point!
Maybe you shouldn't go around being the hugest twats imaginable if you don't want people who are funnier than you to roast you all day.

>>51095694
Sure, rumble is still in the SPAC stage, and that shit will go crazy once it goes live. At least for a short while.

>one guy
>a whole gaggle of powertripping faggots with security clearances and modships
Who is supposed to be bullying whom again, you ridiculous pussies? Are you all going to cry?

>putin says he will start full mobilization in september

>>51095739
>bullying ass faggots
>don't want people who are funnier than you
cope. seethe. and most importantly, dial 8.

>>51095761
$100 billion/week then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km-pbZ0FrXI

>>51095694
PIPP bros...

>>51095769
imagine the european energy costs

I have sources inside of the ukiraine that are telling me they are planning to do a false flag at the nuclear powerplant to gain more support to fight the ruskies.

WHAT TIME DOES POWELL TALK?

dude weed bros, what's happening?

>>51095758
>>51095739
>>51095770

>>51095776
tomorrow at 9

>>51095694
TINV is a perfect fit for half of /smg/

>>51095772
What's the matter? PIPPophiles are always comfortable with numbers under 10.

>>51095768
It's not a very self-aggrandizing claim given that you faggots are not funny or clever in the slightest. Most of you can't even read on a post-middle-school level, let alone write on one.

>>51095761
Are they going to go into battle on foot lol?
Half the Russian motor and mechanized pool is gone.

>>51095717
It's just basic tax law. You can sell tax lots of an equity that are in the red, you just have to wait 31 days before you buy back into that same asset class or else you're disqualified from claiming it as a write-off ("wash sale rule"). Ask a tax professional to guide you, and read the Bogleheads wiki about tax loss harvesting.

>>51095802
bot post

>>51095802
you sound like a 12yr old who just learned the word faggot. Calm down before you get an aneurysm.

>>51095804
anon they have 2 million in reserve
yes they will literally walk over

>>51094600
Elaborate

>>51095817
faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot

>>51095728
well yeah they've only been a company since 2017 and went public in 2020 - its normal for a new company to have shit financials

>>51095828
Nonsense. I saw a Vox video where a Ukrainian grandma shot some dirt berms. Putler will never succeed. Slava Ukrainey!

>buy one spy 417 call when spy is crabbing at 416.50
>It moves to 416.80, netting me a 10% roi, but quickly crabs back down to 416.50, giving me a brief - 5% roi
>Goes back to 416.80, netting me 9% roi. I sell because fuck it
>It blows past 417
Sometimes I don't feel like a drop in the bucket
Sometimes I feel like a big fish that they're trying to gut

You threaten me, you get the opposite of what you hoped to get out of it.

>>51095761
good, russia will collapse quickly then. mobilization does not impact their strength at all as they dont have equipment or training

>>51095774
depends which way wind blows over there, if the radiation goes to russia or not

>>51095729
bull is back

>>51095168
The market is fully aware its all a dumb bubble and the only glimpse of hope is the fed pivot. If the markets would stop trying to front run the fed this will all be very easy but no, we have to push the limits of greed untill all comes crashing down.

>>51095836
i'm pre-bunking your debunk

>>51095845
You sure showed him anon! WAGMI!!!

It's over Mumu

>>51094465
Has this location been burnt now?

Low Volume pumps.
I love trading this ponzi market

>>51095828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI&t=1s

Very bullish for EQNR

>It's the schizo market general again

test

>>51095865
>tfw when you're so buttangry that you want to say something really clever and biting, but you're just too much of a retarded FAGGOT, so you just type a few exclamation marks while revealing your entire participation here is in bad faith

>>51095831
you will never be a woman

>>51095797
>>51095776

that wigga better delivers some cheese

Good. I'm glad I ruffled your feathers.
Fuck you, from the bottom of my heart.
Eat shit, retarded assholes.

>>51095830
That could fly at 0 intrest rates and QE but not anymore

>>51095769
When was this? He is completely out of it.

>>51095866
>cramer expects lows & bottoms
AND THIS, IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!

>>51095898
What do you want glownigger? Fucks sake shut the fuck up with your faggotry, you're flooding the thread with nonsense. Something wrong in the office agent Johnson?

>>51095687
It recovered all right, but where is the volume to keep this thing alive?

>>51095928
I want you all to fucking die tbph. The world would become a better place over night.

>>51095925
Based ESL

>>51095925
>That reading comprehension

>>51095898
You are not a human... bot.

>>51095911
fair point

What the fuck is SNOW and why is it poomping

>>51095936
rude

>>51095898
>your entire participation here is in bad faith
who speaks about the /smg/ thread this way? It's just shitposting and top keks retard

SOXL bros we're going back to $30

>>51095936
Well that's just rude

>>51095936
>The world would become a better place over night
only unquestioning goyim slaves would remain

What are some good options backtesting tools? I’m building one with python but if something already exists I would rather just use that. Preferably no monthly payment

I wouldn't be surprised if the market continues to tank for 2 years strait until the second coming of Trump. I would expect a golden bull after that though, once they start passing some of the Ultra MAGA agenda there will be no stopping the U-S of A.

>>51095966
It's a bunch of spooks helping sell options to anons (for some fucking reason) and bully people, and if you try to fight back at all, they start subtly menacing you with your real life info and making it clear they can see your post history because they A BUNCH OF PUSSY FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO WOULD BE GETTING SWIRLIES AND WEDGIES ON THE REGULAR IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEIR FAGGOT PASSES TO HIDE BEHIND.

I don't see how it can get any more bad faith than that.

>>51095978
>python

someone needs to kill dark brandon and klaus schwab. you can't just let them continue to manipulate the market that way. come on do something.

>>51095936

>>51096002
Go for it, chief. Virginia's really close to DC.

>>51095971
Yeah well what's rude is following me around the internet harassing me every single day all day just because I bruised some faggots ego, probably by preventing him from bullying someone even more helpless.

>>51095998
Can you put a TL;DR on that shit? You sound like a Democrat.

>>51095979
Trump has to beat the glowniggers first

>>51095979
>still have 2 more years of biden
shit, for some reason I thought 1 year. Time really blends together when you barely leave the house for a few years.

>>51095979
baggie drunk def. trump does not even have a shot in 2 years and even then slight chance and even then you cant predict markets _that_ far with any kind of system

>>51096030
it won't be that long if you kill him.

>rugX

I'm only annoyed cause i have 10k out of the market and it will buy at a higher price than necessary with this fake pump

>>51094681
anon if you're still here sell phase I and II clinical data pumps, not fda approvals. approval is really a big deal. p1-2 are usually literal scams

>>51095454
>So they're going to be totally shocked yet again
I don't think that that's how it works. I believe it's all priced in but they're just wrong. No shock or anything just speculation. The cuts that are being priced in are just too optimistic or pessimistic depending on how you look at it. But I do not think they're stupid. I'm quite impressed by this sort of tactical positioning

not a recommendation i'm just sayin

>>51096021
The glow niggers fucked up the investigation and give Trump a 4th amendment out. His final boss is actually the one thing bigger than himself, his own bravado.

That's ok. Just know that I spend a lot of my time informing people of your crimes, and in those contexts I don't use profanity at all -- just citations.
Whenever I get tired or think it's not worth it, I just remember how the glowfaggots on this website treat people, and it's like I'm 19 again.

>>51096045
>Hello fellow trader!

>>51096057

>>51095998
Interesting take anon. I don't even disagree with you either. We've all taken hard L's in this market. Curious to know which options you were convinced of buying here? The true and only answer that you don't want to hear is getgudnub

>>51096079
I don't buy options because I'm not a fucking retard.

>>51096016
Who the hell is bullying you?

im back from night shift. tell the most interesting happenings from todays market??+
also yesterday in the news my electricity company said they will raise the price for 50% in two months. i suffer as a yuropoor....

>>51096041
your right the communist wing of the democratic party might just kill the whole capitalist system before then. this is why it is important to get out and vote for all the Ultra MAGA Republicans to save this country from the commies.

>>51095956
Shitty SaaS company that only lost $222 million last quarter which apparently was better than expected

>>51096009
It's OK anon, don't listen to him we are all frens here

>>51096095
It's apparently the FBI agent known as Kris who has global mod perms, but there's also obviously just a whole clowncar of glowfaggots involved too.

>>51096096
>night shift
It's 3pm bro

also fuck i missed a pump day... this would have been good to trade in for me maybe.

>>51095874
How do you trade it?

this market wanted higher

>>51096110
>3pm
Its 12:43 what are you talking about?

>>51096108
Anon I...

SQQQ now or wait until big jerome and the reaction tomorrow?

>>51095898

>>51096103
>has only lost money
>investors: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

>>51096124
It's 2006 anon

Uhhhh guys what’s up with BBBY

>>51096096
>push electric cars down people's throats
>double the cost of electricity
it's like the fuckers don't understand basic economics of supply demands.

>>51096045

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

This NVDA power hour is so fake and gay

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

New

>>51096168
>>51096168

>>51095999
What language would you use for this JavaScript assembly?

>>51096152
SUS AMOGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUUUUUUUUUUS
SUUUUUUUUUUUUS
SUS AMOGUUUUUUUUS
im first
im first
i said sus
sus
amogus
*looks left*
*looks right*
anyone?
no one clapping?? cheering? i said the sus amogus guys

made 7k today (still down 13k from a week ago lel)

anyway I got banned from twitter today for saying something mean about muslims

>>51096108
>36 pbtid
m8 why would glowies waste their time with /smg/
no one here has a 7+ fig portfolio
stop shitting up /smg/ you’re already 12%+ of all posts once this thread reaches cap
go rant about glowies on /pol/ or /k/

>>51096057
>GOVX down 20%

>>51096143
Yeah I don't get it either
If I were Powell I'd hike this clown market into oblivion.

>>51096185
Didn't mean to quote.

>>51096049
All MPXV plays are down. EU turned the corner, as have the US Cities that cracked down on faggotry early.
https://youtu.be/VD8Ufb-qBa0?t=413
You dreams are in Pablo's hands now
You better hope this little mexinigger fucks

>>51096163

>>51096182
there are a few

>>51096110
its 22:48 man. we are 22 hours in the day already

>>51096149
its putins pricehike :^)

>>51096135

I suspect VIX is gonna bounce overnight. It's doing that "ohhhh nooo, I'm gonna break down! better close your shorts here goys! hehe"

So now.

>>51095999
Rust trannies mad I see

>>51096257
muh nigga Trump would have never let putin control HIS economy. Biden is just so fucken week bros, but at least I paid off some nigger tranny's gender studies degree, which feels nice.

>>51095929
It's all buying SOXL.