/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51092599
fag

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51092621
for free!

Yeah, could this market BE even crabbier?
>Matthew_Perry.png

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

FAGGOT PRESIDENT

AEVA

>>51092627
anime is gay

>>51092599
You failed at making the SMG thread anon 0 points

>complaining about anime on an anime website

I think I need to stop drinking. I was puking blood this morning.

with this new news i am considering going all in on GEO like the autist burry

>>51092651
mmm no anime is cool

Ever since I started trading I can no longer relax watching my favorite new goyslop please help

>>51092671
Its already too late tripfaggot. Continue drinking.

>>51092683

funny line strikes again kek

I hate this crab shit

First for asking that crybaby from the last thread how much did you lose

Niggas darting Infront of the steamroller today.

Do you guys think I should sell the SNOW i bought yesterday? Like there’s no way this thing can hold at a 24% increase right? Its gotta dip

>>51092700

>>51092599
For anyone wondering its Investor Z, its decent - but its very clearly written from the perspective of someone born and raised in Japan, //children of Japan are so amazing because their parents give them savings which basically doesnt happen anywhere else!!! etc..

>>51092699
It's not too late, there's still time for me to see my Gookfu again. I'm going to quit drinking so I can live long enough to see this market fall into Jackson's hole and see my Gookfu again.

>>51092700
Recent Always Sunny is way worse than anime

>>51092719
take your profits retard

>>51092671
Where did you disappear to baggot? Also I keep telling you clowns to give you liquor and stick to beer. You won't be puking up blood anymore.

MNMD covered call my biggest green today

>>51092382
https://www.wdtv.com/authors/kaylasmith/

>>51092727
Nope. Youre gonna die. Ill pour myself a glass of port in your honor. And then several more. Gonna get rip shit on it and laugh at your demise. Tripfaggies always get the rope.

>>51092670
3d is gay

YOU PUSH IT

>>51092776
>OD ALERTS
For food

Guys why are you always opening new threads? It's very hard to navigate

>>51092776

>>51092776
imagine the smell

>>51092813
more opportunities to collect reddit gold on new OPs

>>51092776
Disgusting piggu. Get her off my weather channel and into a brap barn where she belongs.

I’m owed a harem of pubescent breeders

any hydrogen tickers worth picking up?

>>51092813
actual retarded people find their way here everyday, what's your excuse?

>>51092766
some nigger lover got me b& from /biz/

>>51092864
aren't we all?

we are just gonna crab here until the end of the day huh?

>>51092835
>>51092823
>>51092808
>>51092819
>tfw getting smothered by extra large weather events

>>51092866
why would you buy farts

my short is doing fine

>>51092872
Ah makes sense. I'm hanging in by one IP. It's dilating season so the jannies are extra uppity lately.

>>51092866
Some Norwegian company is going all in, apparently they found a way of producing Hydrogen with less losses or whatever, at scale - they are planning on producing it in the north and ship it out to all of EU, or even potientially building a gas pipeline
Tickers? No clue.

>>51092866
Only one worth it is PLUG, but I wouldn't. Its super volatile.
>>51092877
hydrogen is a colorless, odorless gas

>>51092877
I have some suspicions

>>51092911
why would you buy farts that don't even stink lol

/mnq end of day -2%

It basically spells it out all, the fact we even pretend it's some big event whether they're going to raise the rate a whole half a fucking percent or not.
The fact we think that's a real catalyst is just proof that this entire economy is fake and retarded.

>>51092866
LIN why would anyone with a brain buy a hydrogen solution from someone else?

Jesus, SIGA is sub $19 now. That's rough.

>>51092872
it was me

>boomer uncle only buys VT
>my dad his brother tries to get him to diversify more
>said he was convinced
>is now also buying the global bond market
I'd hate him but he's loaded

Siga is for subhumans
Like you, bagholder

>>51092967
Paper hands BTFO

>>51092991
>literally just reddit now

>>51092991
Paper hands? I sold at $26.

>Change name to Ukraine
>Both first and last name
>Intercept billions of government funding
>Put all into SCHD or VTI
>Start new identity in new country
>Profit
Problem?

HURRR DIAMOND APES DONT FORGET STOCKS ONLY GO UP LOL!
HODL!

we're literally returning to normal and everyone here is in full doom and gloom

PEEPEE LINE BREACHED I REPEAT PEPE LINE BREACHED

>>51092924
...uhhhh

real pain comes soon

witness me reddit. /nq -2%

>>51093026
AAAAAAAAAAA I'M POOPOOIIIIIIIIING

Day's half done, boys. How are things looking?

Oh n-

I'm looking more like Wachu Buffaggot for selling dem siga a few days ago..Not bad? Don't chu agree?

not too late to convert to energy sigasissies

>>51093033
I don't know about down 2%, but the price action in that gap was not good.

>>51093040
SIKE! Get trolled nerd

>>51093057
you bought near the top and sold at a loss, I wouldn't be gloating kpop retard

>>51093040
Don't worry anon, PPT just blatantly stepped in which I guess we can expect forever now since they just don't even give a shit at all if our society has zero fucking credibility or dignity whatsoever, as long as we keep putting faggots in office.

>>51092719
I sold yesterday lol. Tbh the earnings and guidance aren’t that good. It is just that people were ultra bearish on it and it was not catastrophic. Snow is terribly overvalued and 10 years of crazy growth are already priced in. As soon as it fails in a quarter it will drop like Netflix and Meta.

>>51093067
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOW I'M POOPOOING TOOOOOO

>>51093023
the sentiment of smg changes with each 1 minute candle

>>51092776
She looks more like a meatierologist.

>>51093026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>51093052
Don't hide your balance like a faggot

YOU NEED YOUR MORNING JOE. ONLY ON MSNPC

>>51093069
Nobody asked you. I am WARREN BUFFAGGOT

>CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A CLEVER WAY TO MENACE SOMEONE
Do you ever try just brainstorming in a notepad or anything? (I guess that wouldn't help since you have no ideas.)

>>51093052
Good back over 300 again...for now.

So what happens next week?

Imagine your entire life is about bullying people, and you're not even witty at all; you're just a fucking faggot who would be bullied 10x as hard if he didn't have cheerleaders from his bootlicker support group.

>>51093122
We all live happily ever after :)

>First monkepox case confirmed at the University of Delaware
>Penn State student tests positive for monkepox
Zoomers have been repressed by covid restrictions for 2+ years. They think the pandemic is over and this will be a "normal" semester. They will superspread the fuck out of monkepox

>>51093108
>>51093127
Who the hell are you talking about schizo?

>>51093142
Whoever feels some typa way about it bitch

>>51093135
>delaware

>>51093135
Can't wait to buy them cheap sigas. SIGA to $100 faggots. You better move you better dance!

>>51092599
Frens! just stop day trading for once and just take a side, volatility is eating chasers. You all are in schizo mode now.

So I guess this tuition forgiveness thing has been a catalyst for the market.

I have a confession to make. I like the smell of my own BO. It smells like Mexican food.

>>51093135
What the fuck is a Delaware?
Is that like a store or something?

>>51093181
I like the smell of your BO too, anon. Also, SOXL is a great buy.

>>51093171
i chose the bear side
help

>>51093171
No one is playing both sides unless they're just gambling; daytrading is about mitigating risk not maximizing it.

>>51093159
>>51093186
If monkepox is spreading at universities in small states like Deleware just wait for the outbreaks at UCLA etc

>>51093210
always play both sides #NeverLose

>>51093127
Imagine me asking you “how much did you lose” lmao

>>51093210

>>51093231
>lmao

>>51092777
Why won't anyone check my trips... fuckin board full a bots

SIGA bros, this isn't even close to being over. This dump is fake

>>51093195
Everyone here was so bearish on SOXL last night. I guess that should have been an obvious sign to buy.

>>51093142
he's talking about joe biden #LetsGoBrandon

Soxl tqqq upro

>>51093228
this strat requires balls of steel, which most simply don't possess

I'm losing money.... Again...

>>51093264
Too busy shitposting and shilling bags, fren. Sorry!

>>51093224
GAYS are already spreading monkey poop right now. Most of them are asymptomatic spread. Gays don't want to fuck a guys ass hole full of lesions..

2 more weeks. No pun intended.

you tards should've bought nvidia when cathy sold.

Reminder shorts haven’t covered on BBBY yet

>>51093317
Why doe? they lowered guidance by more than 50%, the market is so fucking dumb it took it as neutral news

>>51093224
UCLA is all Jews, Pajeets, and Chinese spies. It's pretty safe.
You're thinking state schools.
>>51093269
Everyone knows don't worry.

>>51093317
I did.
Up $15k today, hence why I'm just gonna spend the rest of the day shitposting on /g/ and /smg/
Thanks Cathy.

>>51093224
>just wait

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF IS THIS 1 MINUTE RED CANDLE I AM FINANCIALLY SNEEDED

>>51093327
didn't that guy cohen get a talking to from his rabbi so that the rabbi and all his friends could cover their shorts when he exited his position?

Somebody want to tell me why fucking Dillard's is trading at $300 a share?

Genuinely thinking about getting back into SIGA. It's down 17% since I sold and there are cases just starting to show up in school and colleges.

KEK

>>51093384
>white old women store

>>51093384
its back to school season

Chinachads.. won

>>51093340
fundamentals don't matter anymore

>Be original SIGA shill
>Present thesis
>everything goes good until $26

Then:
>FDA begins attacking Tpoxx (figuratively)
>Spread begins to stay linear, even slowing in some places
>NTI disproven
>Not enough kids/women getting it
>No way its going to $100 now, but hey we almost hit $30
>Media downplaying it

Shit. Well at least everyone made money, better tell everyone to sell. Maybe we can rebuy if we see something change.

>spend 1 week telling people to sell
>post multiple times each thread
>I don't want a Workhorse situation
>spend time explaining to people that trust me on stocktwits as well
>present evidence
>get ignored
>get told to fuck off
>SIGA is now dumping like a motherfucker
>a new cult is being formed of bagholders

Should I feel bad? I really tried to help you guys. I even told everyone to avoid options so you would make money regardless.

I cannot believe this is my last ditch attempt at making it.

>>51093449
If SIGA made a vaccine that killed more people than it helped it would be trading at $100 a share. The fact it sells an anti-viral that works wonders and has no side effects is unironically bearish.

>>51093458

>>51093449
You still feel that it's on its way down? Not a good time to get back in?

>>51093449
Don't feel bad anon, remember that all you can do is lead a horse to water, you can't make it drink.

i got fucking bamboozled last thread and was in the GME thread for like 30 minutes before i realized it. i'm back now though

so we crab unitl jerome speaks tomorrow?

>>51093449
>NTI disproven
How was NTI disproven?

>I'm done with gay sex, Jerry. What a waste.
>You lost money?
>No, just barely broke-even. But that's not the worst part.
>What is it?
>In my mania, I ended up hiring Randy Rainbow as my broker.

>>51093439
>fundamentals don't matter anymore
I'm reasonably sure this argument has been invoked during every recession in US history.

>>51093458
What the fuck is wrong with you. You are guaranteed going to lose money. Sell that shit and buy GUSH calls.

This is the permanent bottom. If you don't go long within the next 3 weeks you'll be forever missing out.

volume check on the NVDA pump.

spy 317 by november

>>51093384
you vill buy zee shoes

>>51093449
You aren't the original SIGA shill.
The original SIGA shill was based.
Remember when I told you that you stuck out like a sore thumb?
You're still doing it. And failing.


I have 0 shares, so no logical fallacy memes here.
SIGA might go to $5.
That also has nothing to do with it.

You're just a fucking poser faggot.
The question is: why are you doing it?

>>51093531
thanks just went all in on shorts

>>51093554
Never be allowed to happen before midterms. Fed will print more money and continue QE.

>>51093533
bigly

>>51093449
Dose anyone remember when Moderna went up to $150 then dropping back to $100 back in the end of 2020/ Yeah I do. Nothing goes up in a straight line. I sold. but i am still bullish.

>>51093554
I want this because fuck Biden but (((they))) will never allow it. Democrats cannot be allowed to lose.

>>51093497
No we crab and then randomly pump while our state socialist faggot government tries to spoof a healthy economy so they don't get voted out of office en masse during midterms.

>>51093554
the memelines predict this

>>51092671
>I think I need to stop drinking. I was puking blood this morning.
what did you drink? are you drinking beer, liquor, or those shitty alcoholic seltzers? if its the seltzers, that could be the problem. switch to vodka

>>51093449
You made me money and now I'm green on EQNR. Honestly I feel bad because I don't have anything goot to shill YOU.

>>51093603
>vodka
>not gin

>>51093488
Thank you

>>51093487
I'm not getting in until I see the hype train starting again

>>51093507
>how was it disproven?
Are you kidding me? Dude cmon.

>>51093561
>THE ORIGINAL SHILL WAS B-BASED
There it is. Exactly what I'm talking about.

>>51093577
There is nothing wrong with buying back in if you see the stock stabilize and cases picking up speed again

>>51093612
Thank you anon. I try. I got called a shill for EQNR as well. This is the season of FARTGAS. But be sure to watch closely because politics and corruption can change that shit in an hour.

>>51093491
go back
we sent you there for a reason

What does she buy?

>>51093634
kneepads

Where's that dummy from the earlier thread claiming siga was "finding solid support" and "won't go below $20.5"

Lmao

>>51093584
we will see

>>51092911
>Only one worth it is PLUG, but I wouldn't. Its super volatile.
don't long PLUG - they were caught cooking the books for the past 4 years

>>51093634
Kek I watched that video and it only confirmed by belief that tech faggots literally do nothing all day. Looking forward to the DOTR, for cubicle cucks.

>>51093565
If the FED prints more money they would devalue the dollar. The FED has to either fix inflation or send us into a recession. You can't have it both ways.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WTF why is my gaysex going down? I bought in at $26 because the faggots keep having gaysex, is this a ladder attack on gaysex?!?!?!

>>51093666
Fucking hell remember when it was going for a 1.50 back in '18? How do the kikes get away with this shit?

>>51093666
Lol, ya just know

>>51093679
>You can't have it both ways.

>>51093679
whats wrong with devaluing the dollar? dxy strong

>>51093690
Show me sub-18 today.

New Zoltan Poszar report dropped. The TL;DR is /cmmg/ will out perform /smg/, especially since /cmmg/ will just roll a portion of their commodities gains from the next 2-3 years into SOXL before it really goes parabolic.

>>51093625
>There it is. Exactly what I'm talking about.
Not really.
There have been multiple people over the past month claiming to be the OG SIGA shill. None of those people matched his style of posting. This post puts you more in the camp of maybe, but this is 4chan after all, and claiming you are makes you more suspect than if you had said nothing at all.

This is totally independent of my opinion on the stock, but what that dude did kicked up some serious counterintelligence bombs in this place. If you were him, you'd fucking know that and probably wouldn't try to appeal to authority with an unverifiable
>hay guise it's ya boi siga shill smash that like and subscribe

>>51093690
because the YHWH hates faggots and has infinite shorting margin

>>51093625
>Are you kidding me? Dude cmon.
Look at picrel, the country that experiences the worst outbreak (Cardus) has 10,000 cases by Sept 2022. This is midway between "move 1" and "move 2". What is today's date and what's the case count in the US?

>>51093666
Yeah I know, but it is the biggest payer in the hydrogen industry right now. They bought giner in 20 I think it was, and reli on before that.

Fuck this gay market WHY THE FUCK is NVDA back up what the FUCK

Winning strategy:
>Buy shares in the hope price goes up
>Price goes up
>Sell shares, bank profits, shitpost how awesome you are

Hopers & Copers:
>Buy shares in the hope price goes up
>Price goes up loads
>Hold and shitpost how your not selling ever
>Price goes down
>Cope
>Price goes down
>Cope
>Price goes down
>Deny, write 6x pages of thesis of why it will go back up, post daily for weeks on end
>Attack everyone who tells you to gtfo
>Keep coping
>.....?
>Rope

Why do some of you make it so difficult

>>51093679
>we are already in a recession
>inflation isn't fixed
tfw

>>51093666
Nothing wrong with faking it till you make it.

>>51093719
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51093712
We'll see who is laughing when Powell announces 100bps hike this Friday.

>>51093756
fed plan already leaked

>>51093742
bad earnings make pump dumbass

this market is fake

My puts are still green but for how long?

>>51092727
Dude can you stfu already

anyone else getting it twisted?

>>51093792
my fucking nuts are getting twisted by faggots right now.

Yep, it's becoming impossible to hide now:
COMMUNIST FAGGOT GOVERNMENT
JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN
FAGGOT PRESIDENT

Everyone is starting to see it now. Everyone.

How're you enjoying round 2 bobo?

>>51093726
you're literally retarded, wtf are you talking about og siga shill. i first heard about siga in november during the original monkeypee false alarm, even still have the call option screenshots. i know i can't be the only one, all this original shill bullshit reeks of schizophrenia

>>51093815
See you next week,fag

please powellsama my shorts

>>51093815
Hilarious post, anon. Now you just need to add some top and bottom text.

Let's point and laugh at the SIGA shills here.

You retards should've figured it out by now that the market is future discounting machine, and whatever retarded knowledge you think you have as to why it's moved up or down is irrelevant.

Buy when red, and hodl.

>>51093815
>>51093824
lol!
These witty exchanges are what keep me coming back!

He hasn't been selling SPY put spreads. Lol. Idiot.

>>51093848
kek, siggers

>SIGA just touched $17.98

>>51093853
>future discounting machine
please explain this to a brainlet

>>51093848

The vega. The vegavomma. The volga. Did opposite of the convex on the SPY put spread. It did the concavity.

How are these companies going to continue to grow with out increasing the money supply? There's only so much money out there for them to collect and if Jay is going to walk out on stage to give the key notes address at Jackson's Hole in Hawk Stance, it's just going to be a shit show Monday Morning. #HawkStance #Jackson'sHole #ShitWindsBlowing

>>51093056
Are they short laddering SIGA? Are they doing a put volga shock?

>>51093855
>>51093831
>>51093807
Take your meds glowie.

Oil barons?

>>51093690
Tutes just trying tto shake you out before they start reporting that monke is spreading in schools and the general population. Last chance to buy this cheap.

>>51093830
>>51093824
>>51093815

set another short above 13100

Based Biden saved NVDA with his tuition forgiveness stimulus. Never ending rally now.

>>51093877
markets price in possibilities ahead of time before they manifest, and adjust accordingly.

>>51093722
I am long on commodities. Like Poop for your crops, silver, gold, copper, uranus for nuclear power, base metals for your green shit, oil, tankers and sheiiittt..

These things going to 100x in the future.

The homos stopped having gaysex as much they learned their lesson. It's over SIGAhomophobes.

>>51093911
Oil barrels.

>>51093817
Correct. I know you're not the only one because I have buy screenshots from 2021 after I took a year long break from /smg/ and trading after shilling tankers then getting my ass handed to me and making a lot of people mad, so I limped away, but I ultimately ended up being right just got the timing wrong and ended up making a truckload.

There was one guy who took the mpsv discussion and made a bunch of infographics. That's the
>OG Shill
He's not the only one -- but some fucking falseflaggers have been showing up to try and sway people, which is annoying. That's all bro. Chill out. Here have some Margot Robie

>We ruined the final seasons of our biggest cash cow ever, so now Blackrock has us by the balls.

>>51093950
Oil prices eased on Thursday in volatile trade as investors braced for the possible return to global markets of sanctioned Iranian oil exports and on worries that rising U.S. interest rates would weaken fuel demand.

The prospect that the OPEC+ producer group could curb oil supplies limited the decline in oil prices.

I'm nervous

>>51093790
Please be nice to baggot. He hasn't seen the news yet.

>>51093969
Hey chud it's time to sell soon lmao dont b retarded

>>51093899
You understand a good percentage of revenue is in the Ethernet being laundered into Swiss bank accounts? Which is then laundered into art and crypto. Which is then laundered into nft’s. Which results in real asset in my hand and no asset in theirs

>>51093977
Take my wife's name out your fucking mouth!

>>51093960
HBWOKE

stock market mega green till labor day. CPI print will be the rugpull. check these digits

Kyle Bass predicting China will take Taiwan in the next two years, the US won't enter a hot war but will instead sanction China as they have done to Russia. The West and East will disconnect completely, which will cause the inflationary shock to end all shocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fomuXEaEAJA

>>51094010
we rugpull next week

>>51093228
>>51093210

>>51094010
>cpi
>rugpull

>>51093269
>>51093224
>>51093135
Thanks bros. I needed some hopium today and this hit the spot.

>>51093960
go woke go broke

>>51094014
imagine ever trusting a man with that hairline

>>51094014
How do short East and West while going long on North and South?

>>51094014
The yield curve is predicting a taiwan invasion by CHINA... SOXL sisters will need TPOXX and SIGA cause they are about to get fucked up the flaming butthole worse than the gays. HHAHAHAA

>>51094010
>check these digits
Got it. Market green until memorial day next year.

>>51093989
>>51093989
Dude the Iran deal objectively sounds like it's positively progressing and if JPow drops a bomb tomorrow everyone flees to the dollar. I've got a size position in XOM here

>>51093908
>Take your meds
lol!

SOXL testing hod

>>51094014
so glad that that the entire western world sold out to china decades ago, and even let them into the WTO

>>51093990
I think Jay just wants to be a tough guy known for his Hawk Stance. We need Yellen back, she was all Dove Stance all day, and even when she had to raise rates it was like 25 baser points and then she retired because she didn't want to do anymore Hawk Stance.

>>51094069
Blahh blah blah iran deal this iran deal that lol u sound like a fuking chud. Ur not gonna sell in time for the commodities shock

>>51092599
Jackson Hole?

will the cult pump tesla again
I still haven't bought yet

I was mostly ironic about the whole biden hating meme but the student loan forgiveness makes me seethe

Well played mumu! But watch this!!

>>51093960
Their new GoT Diversity spinoff is bombing hard

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a40978604/a-second-hyundai-supplier-in-alabama-has-been-using-child-labor/
Fucking based.

>>51093917
where's the volume?

>>51093960
Very Jewish dystopia

>>51094141
next to the clock icon

>>51094125
That must be why hyundai look like shit.

>>51094103
I can't touch TSLA
If I had just done the opposite of every trade I had made on TSLA back in 2020, I would unironically have 8 figures right now.

Nor mortal can understand TSLA's eldrich powers. Giving yourself to TSLA is giving yourself to the will of the gods.

>>51094112
IS is is that Alfonso Peccatiello??????

>>51094014

"If they invade we'll sanction them, but also we can't sanction them because they control our supply chains."

Either we are shown up as toothless, or we blow up our own economy to try to take them with us.

I look forward to the death of the homo empire and it's homo currency.

>>51093960
>We will only make shows and movies for niggerfaggots starring niggerfaggots
REEEEEEEEE

>>51094154
on the market maker's PC right?

Just noticed Peloton. Anyone got the QRD?

>>51094123
It fucking sucks.
>Guy on council is black and no backstory behind it whatsoever.
>King has a pajeet doctor.
>Queen has an Asian midwife.
>Capital city now looks like Sao Paolo. Looks more diverse than the original show set two centuries after it.
Whatever, it's fantasy capeshit. Even if you watch it for the shitposts, WB still games off of the publicity.

>>51094175
if they invade we'll watch taiwan fuck them up while doing absolutely nothing

>>51094175
I can't wait for both the US and China to start literally eating the rich.

>>51094125
If someone wants to earn some money before they turn 16 they should, not like their sending him down into the shafts of a headlight mine hes probably sweeping floors or using a pallet jack

>>51091250
I appreciate the offer SOXL lady but I'm not a chubby chaser. Do'nt offend me like that

>>51094182
yeah, they have it set to low for the afternoon siesta. half the market makers are mexican nationals now.

>>51094069
>if JPow drops a bomb tomorrow
Strong 7yr auction today and yields tanking don't indicate much worry about tomorrow.

How much did you lose today?

>>51094014
I think people are discounting the fact that Taiwan could probably recruit a quarter of South East Asia as a mercenary army at a fraction of the cost that Ukraine is paying their defense forces.

guys I found jackson's hole

>>51094219
i am down 65k for the year and steadily dropping
down 2k today

>>51094219
Kathy selling NVDA is the greatest buy signal for SOXL ever.

>>51094028
maybe you guys should consider buying novavax instead of siga idk

>>51094215
so sour hour then? a bobo can hope

>>51094171
>funko pops in the background

Here is your MidDay Market News. Slightly late today Edition:
>JPow to Speak tomorrow. Probably won't say anything new
>Peloton revenue drops 30% YOY
>Institutional Funds are selling their Office Building properties and holdings
>Funds selling more Bonds, becoming more optimistic about the economy
>The average 30 year fixed Mortgage rate is 5.5%. Almost double what it was last year
>Amazon to close US TeleHealth business
>US GDP shrinks only 0.6% in 2nd Quarter, much less than predicted. Jobless claims date better than predicted as well
>Hyundai mad at Washington over loss of electric vehicle subsidies
>The U.S. and China are nearing an agreement that would allow American accounting regulators to travel to Hong Kong to inspect the audit records of Chinese companies listed on the New York Stock Exchange
>Texas accuses Blackrock of energy company boycott in ESG Crackdown
>Hedge funds build their biggest bet against the Italian economy since 2008
>European Central Bank is very worried that as the Euro continues to get weaker compared to the US Dollar, that inflation will soar.
And that's been the news. Hope your lunch was great today, and if you are on the West Coast, hope you have a great lunch.

it's not fucking fair... it was my turn. YOU HAD 2.5 H*CKING MONTHS OF GREEN!!!! i can't believe it. IT'S NOT FAIR!!!! I'M RIGHT!!!!! STOP BEING EXUBERANT! STOP BUYING! goddamn..... my account.... my puts....... it's not fair........

>>51094262
>buying options in 2022

>>51094175
Yeah china blocks imports into the US. US has no more goods. You own nothing and will rent everything. In the WEF article 2030 you will be renting cookware, forks and shittttt.

>In our city we don't pay any rent, because someone else is using our free space whenever we do not need it. My living room is used for business meetings when I am not there.

>Once in a while, I will choose to cook for myself. It is easy - the necessary kitchen equipment is delivered at my door within minutes. Since transport became free, we stopped having all those things stuffed into our home. Why keep a pasta-maker and a crepe cooker crammed into our cupboards? We can just order them when we need them.

>>51094262
Thanks for playing

It's under $18

>>51093960
>makes faggot nigger show starting bigger faggots
reeee why are only nigger faggots watching

>>51094249
He’s a bold sinner

>>51094276
The BBBY calls I bought last week were literally free money

USA number one

>>51094247
yeah senior market maker is going to slaughter a lot of bulls to make carne asada tacos for dinner.

>>51094028
https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/08/20/could-siga-technologies-become-the-next-moderna/
If the boomers shilling SIGA doesn't make you sell, go join the bagholding generals two blocks down the board

>>51094262
It's so clever and not just vindictive faggot shit after all! Here I thought you were just some sadistic dickhead who gets off on the mere idea of other people being in distress, but really you're just a hilarious author!

>>51093449
Bought the august $19 calls and sold when they doubled, last week. Thanks smg bro!

>>51094203

They won't invade, they'll blockade. Taiwan needs food and fuel. Once Taiwan sees we don't really have their back and they were only ever a pawn, they will make a deal.

>>51094254
I like this. Thanks.

>>51094285

>TLT up
>Vix down
>Market up
Is this right?

>>51094288
GUYS! HE SAID THE NIGGER WORD

>>51094254
Yeah I'm sure the Chinese will let us come audit their companies right after we let them come audit the fed's two trading floors of bloomberg terminals.

>>51094296
From 10:31am till now its just been the sheepdog rounding up the heard

>>51094254
(frenly you)

>>51094285
YOU SICK FUCK

I have this fun game I play where I don't look at the market for hours.
I just come to SMG and watch the insane sentiment.
Then at the end of the day I check the market and laugh in disbelief at how little it has moved.

Like today you would think we were approaching 425 or something based on the sentiment in the thread, but actually it's only 417.

>>51094235
That would just ensure that the war would wage on for a minimum of 4 years, much like what's going to happen with Ukraine. The economic impact will be even more significant.

>>51094358
I wanna go down to watch Jay come out of Jackson's Hole in Hawk Stance shouting NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! COCK SUCKING JEW! NIGGER!

Is the shekelburg still short SIGA?

>>51094377
>heard
herd

>>51094398
No it would be better if he poked his head out of Jackson's Hole, but before we can get a good look at him to see if he's in Hawk Stance or Dove Stance, he see's his shadow and hides back inside Jackson's Hole. The uncertainty would be even worse than if he came out and said we're hiking 75 besties points.

>>51094335
>>51094384
I'm glad I can help!

New

>>51094465
>>51094465

>>51094262
Just day trade the funny line during crab days