/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for cunt

I've decided to go long on you /smg/ :)

it gongo down

>>51089581
So good news = le bad?

>>51089581
Thread not needed

>>51089591
t. dirty linker

TQQQ holders lets go

What app should I use if I'm a britfag?
I'm a wagie who wants to break free with access to my phone at work.

>My portfolio? 80% broad market ETFs.

>>51089601
do you have your trading loicense from the govt? they'll send you a link to the app where you can trade cheeky securities

>>51089601

Grindr

>>51089601
Grindr probably

>>51089601
Sniffies

>>51089601
her majesties market. you need a license and a good grindr reputation though.

>>51089614
>>51089615
>>51089617
>>51089618
Thanks lads.

My little fertilizer stock has been doin' a lil something

>>51089641
thanks for posting about it, i'll send instructions for dumping

I hadn't checked in on the yen in a while because I thought its weakness was over, but its right near the highs again.

>>51089656
yen is going to continue weakening as long as fed doesn't pivot and bank of japan doesnt rate hike

>pre-market volatility is retard-tier
this'll be a fun opening

>>51089640
what economy and securities interest you. do you want to invest in mutt companies?

>>51089640
Well you set yourself up for it to be honest. Or were you
>merely pretending

Anyways IBKR is never a bad choice for stocks if you're a yuropoor

>>51089662
If it starts making new highs I'll re-edit this picture.

>>51089667
yeah i was gonna mention IBKR which is what I use an a foreign investor

>>51089598
How much are ye holding

>>51089590
Healthier economy means it can handle bigger rate hikes. It's like them putting make up on the bruises and and saying
>Yep, she's ready for another go

suck it OP

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>Educational sites:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Brokers:
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>51089640
I did it for revenge for the Stamp Act of 1765. Pay for your own wars!

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>Options 101
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>Back testing your portfolio:
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>Leveraged ETFs for europoors
https://google.com

>What's jpow doing?
https://google.com

>Misc:
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>anon's stock ticker prices script
https://google.com

previously on smg
>>51086176

>futes

>wakeup and make coffee
>check headlines
>investors fear government studentloan gibs could fuel inflation
>NVDA missed earnings by 70%
>next cpi rate could be worse
>energy crisis in Europe
>market gapped up 1% in afterhours

I swear to God if there aren't massive red dildos at exactly 930 I don't know what the fuck is going on

>>51089719
this this this so much this

>>51089708
That's what I am talking about

>>51089704
>>51089719
Kill yourselves

Yields still fucked

Will TSLA ever just die already?

>>51089725
>I don't know what the fuck is going on

>>51089736

>Peloton
kek baggies

And blatant securities fraud, but that's a different subject

>>51089736
I care + I asked + smile about it + stay glad + W + mald seeth cope less + not basic + skill + rational + you fell up + no audacity + triggeredn’t + you got a life + ok :) + not cringe + touched grass + funny + laughed + grammar good + based + your good + not reported + GG + you're real + big WIN + girls glad + complex + skill ability + positive ratio + given i've been humbled + do gooder + good doer + u know what youre doing + excellent + ILY!!! + i hope you want to do me + victory of the truth + skill practically godlike + change + devious lick + man of quality + you and i both + not ran + awesome and amazing + + did a marvelous + very motivational + effortlessly inspiring + steady valour + keep calm and carry on + success of the tards + we are all champions + top bloke + warrior + really really good guy + tough + studied hard + flamboyant + long term + terrific + very valuable + time and money + very cool + what a great update / forever <3 + ps - i didnt think of wearing my hair like that + guru + why didn't you stop me? + stood up for what's right + i wanna be you + you're my hero + feel pretty + yooo + uh oh, things are good? + modest & probably smart + good right there = bad right here? + just kidding ;p + positive + LOL + you got this babe + not quite as clever as you + came to my senses + came + you're from a good family + you're in the best country + i hope that it will continue + king, without needing a crown + waited for your time + time well spent + LOVED + have self-confidence + aftereffect + contribution, about time! + was a bit too early to judge + its true youre good at math + but some will never acknowledge that + closest companion + aww. I gtg, but have a nice day!

I'M ALL IN ON JD 36 CALLS FOR TOMORROW!!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51089741
patience my bear cub. he who hibernates first, reaps the seeds of success.

>>51089725
We want them too bad Anon. Detach from desire and let the markets come to you.

>>51089587
uwu

>>51089768
do you think roleplaying as bulls for a thread or two would signal the jewish algorithms and subterranean river-dwelling market makers to trigger the infinidump? jw

>I care + I asked + smile about it + stay glad + W + mald seeth cope less + not basic + skill + rational + you fell up + no audacity + triggeredn’t + you got a life + ok :) + not cringe + touched grass + funny + laughed + grammar good + based + your good + not reported + GG + you're real + big WIN + girls glad + complex + skill ability + positive ratio + given i've been humbled + do gooder + good doer + u know what youre doing + excellent + ILY!!! + i hope you want to do me + victory of the truth + skill practically godlike + change + devious lick + man of quality + you and i both + not ran + awesome and amazing + + did a marvelous + very motivational + effortlessly inspiring + steady valour + keep calm and carry on + success of the tards + we are all champions + top bloke + warrior + really really good guy + tough + studied hard + flamboyant + long term + terrific + very valuable + time and money + very cool + what a great update / forever <3 + ps - i didnt think of wearing my hair like that + guru + why didn't you stop me? + stood up for what's right + i wanna be you + you're my hero + feel pretty + yooo + uh oh, things are good? + modest & probably smart + good right there = bad right here? + just kidding ;p + positive + LOL + you got this babe + not quite as clever as you + came to my senses + came + you're from a good family + you're in the best country + i hope that it will continue + king, without needing a crown + waited for your time + time well spent + LOVED + have self-confidence + aftereffect + contribution, about time! + was a bit too early to judge + its true youre good at math + but some will never acknowledge that + closest companion + aww. I gtg, but have a nice day!

Buy EQNR before we break $45

>>51089753
>securities fraud
QRD?

I know they got lawsuits for their threadmill killing a kid or someshit but what's this about securities fraud

>>51089758
>36
Lmfao euphoria too high, meant 63

>GDP numbers
so thats it? that was what everyone freaking out about all this week?

>>51089708
STAMP!

>>51089725
Inflation in at 9% vs 8.7% expected. PLEASE LINE GO DOWN

thoughts on blue apron?

>>51089725
we pump today, HARD

incredible how gdp shrinks purely because fed starts shrinking liquidity
we really are at the final stage of the monetarist economy
imagine what happens if we actually go into a classic recession with high unemployment soon

>>51089782
Reverse psychology isn't a bad idea offhand, if for no other reason than /biz/ is almost always wrong.

>>51089581
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>>51089725
All priced in, this is actually bullish

>>51089817
have you ever wanted to receive a vegetable in the mail?

>>51089807
That was from Apr-Jun, so not as big as it seems. That big July drop in commodities doesn't factor in there.

NVDA is almost green already kek

>>51089725
>I don't know what the fuck is going on

please sir do not redeem!

>TSLA split
>still a $300 stock

>>51089837
Indeed.

>>51089790
Can you believe this wasn't taken advantage of by n insiders and their mothers?

>>51089824

A dream come true

>>51089852
And normalfags will fall for it again and send it back to the 800s. People calling TSLA to be a 10T company will be vindicated

>>51089741
>he’s not buying aapl 20 years ago

the stock market is in whole a jewish fraud no more legit than a slot machine at a two bit tribe casino. it is a system of legalized theft, like all jewish systems. the jews are a fraudulent organized crime entity who took control of usa unlawfully in 1913. A military repsonse to the last hundred years of jewish fraud in usa is the answer. litteral;y kill them all or suffer their scams

Do I:
a) sell all my $80k of VTI and do nothing with $20k dry powder
b) hold VTI and buy $20k of SQQQ as a hedge for a hawkish Jackson Hole and corresponding downswing
c) hold VTI and buy $20k of TQQQ cause fuck it?

SIGA Sisters, is today the day the pain finally ends?

Folks, ENG or KMI, which is better? This question has been bothering me lately

>>51089883
liquidate everything and go snort cocaine off a hookers' ass

wtf happened at 2 am?

>>51089831
It isn't that bad, they deliver them by courier in insulated boxes. They do tend so send fucked up looking veggies. Recipes aren't half bad either in terms of quick and easy meals. It's just way too expensive for the quality and quantity of food.
>t. Serial two week free trial abuser

>>51089880
So much this

>>51089867
This was why I bought puts yesterday. They did the same thing on February 8th before earnings claiming that they had received offers to be bought out by Amazon.

Next stop is being delisted

>>51089904
China announced a trillion dollar fiscal stimulus (which is too small to counter their property and covid problems)

What should I say?

>>51089883
liquidate everything, all in spy puts for the 9/11 terrorist attack.

>>51089893
probably not

Coal?

>>51089933
Tell him to go to Ligma

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE MY PLUGGERS AT

There are still people who doubt the eternal golden bullrun. They will learn.

>>51089893
SIGA is building strong support right now, I wouldn't be concerned unless I bought at 25. It's a comfy hold and a cakewalk compared to uranium and mining stocks.

>>51089880
>>51089918
must suck to suck

>>51089952
what happened

>>51089967
Amazon partnership

>>51089967
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2022/08/25/2504670/9619/en/Plug-and-Amazon-Sign-Green-Hydrogen-Agreement.html

>>51089956
>SIGA is building strong support right now
Bitch what? it's been dropping straight down like 2-4% a day for almost two weeks.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

What the hell was that?

>>51089894

any input folks?

>>51089956
I bought at 25

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS FAKE AND GAY ALL ALONG! SELL SELL SELL

>>51089768
speak for yourself. I want the line to go up forever. I dont care if all of america has to be glassed to get that I just want my easy money

>markets open
WhAT tHe HeLL wAs tHaT?????!!!!!!

>nvda green

>>51089999

>>51090000
>>51089999
impressive, very nice

>>51090003
leddit

This a good entry point for TSLA? Or should I wait

>>51090034
BUY BUY BUY

SOXL BROS

>>51090034
Stocks typically pull back shortly after the split, but tesla is not a typical stock so that may not apply to the cult of musk.

>>51089974
It hasn't cracked below 20.5, and it looks like it double bottomed at 20.7. The next move is probably up, cases are starting to rise again, and mpox hasn't slowed down in the news cycle.

>>51089725
Called it.. let's test 410 today

>3 children in Georgia test positive for monkepox: Officials
>The school district has notified parents, officials said.

>>51089893
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK we're going under 20 today

UAN another day green. wow.

NVDA niggers are buying the dip
amazing, i guess it was priced in all along

>>51089695
I have 700 shares of TQQQ and 300 shares of SOXL

>>51090058
>has notified parents
All faggots huh?

There's not much above 4165 if the S&P can break above there.

>>51090034
i want to wait until 250, but I suspect the redditors will push it back up

>>51090056
lol, lmao even

FUCKING $1800 WORTH OF OPTIONS GONE TODAY

Goddammit. Fuck this economy and this administration. Fuck Nvidia

>>51090056
it's dipped to 20.20 just as you wrote that lmao. My best guess is this will stay around 15-17 until FDA approval.

>cases are starting to rise again
not enough. Maybe when school starts we'll see a nice bump, which would be very bullish and may see it spike real quick. Right now the narrative is still that mpox is just for the gays

>>51090069
they are just feeding preddit bags before the smack down. It's Thursday afterall, all those predditors on cash advance got paid today.

I just don't know anymore.
I suppose now hedgies are fighting where the market is supposed to trend now.

>>51090100
shaking out everyone that bought puts too

Uranium

SIGA finally under $20. Selling half my puts at $15 and riding the other half to ~10

>>51090092
>FUCKING $1800 WORTH OF OPTIONS GONE TODAY
>
>Goddammit. Fuck this economy and this administration. Fuck Nvidia

Siggies, my trailing stop loss triggered and I am done with it.

next stop 20

>>51090131
lum poster no. you'll jinx it aaaaaa

>>51089893
Probably, because I folded yesterday. There is no reason for this short of the lack of news. Monkeypoo cases are still spreading, TPOXX is still the only effective treatment, people generally don't know they have it until there are already boils forming all over their bodies, which means that a treatment, not a vaccine that doesn't even work, will be needed, and cases are starting to appear in children, just as expect. Plus, the FDA's precious human trials have begun, so the proof that it works like everybody already knows it does can finally be produced. I don't know if SIGA will keep dropping in price or how low it can go (it looks like it's about to gap down to roughly $18, to be frank), but I still think it's a good longer term hold, even if there's jewry afoot in the short term.

The pajeets programming Apple’s stock app need to get their shit together. It thinks TSLA’s market cap went from 900 billion to 300 billion because of the split.

>BBBY

>>51090058
>Newton County School System, which went back to school in early August, confirmed to ABC News that at least one child at Mansfield Elementary in Mansfield, Georgia, has tested positive for the virus, and one student at Flint Hill Elementary in Oxford, Georgia, is currently undergoing testing.
As expected, it’s spreading in schools. SIGA just dropped below $20 but it won’t stay there for long

>>51090139
it's time

Reddit is infesting AMD today. Up 4% on no news. Get in and siphon yourself some neckbeard money.

>>51089581
Just loaded up on SIGA. Shit is about to hit the fan

>kids start going back to school
>the number of people unironically typing shit like "rn fr fr no cap" drops drastically
I just
Hate underage faggots

>>51090183
I"m just so happy they're back in school and they're not wasting space in my fucking gym anymore. god I hate fucking zoomers

>>51089824
It was called covid lockdown. Nothingburger.

>>51090153
>TPOXX is still the only effective treatment
True but this is irrelevant when you can see that the US government seems intent on vaccine first, TPOXX second.

As always facts don't matter, the narrative does. And right now that narrative isn't in Siga's favor.

>>51090191
>>51090183
You act like theyre not on their phones at school

>>51090204
You think they are going to buy a pass in order to phone post on a cellular network?

schizo day confirmed

slow threads today

just sold one (1) naked spy 425 8/26 call so i dont feel bad treating myself to a nice rotisserie chicken dinner

I wish my dogshit broker let me sell options on letf's. I would make so much fucking money

>>51090195
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/researchers-behind-covid-19-recovery-152718384.html?.tsrc=rss

>>51090236

>t 2,7K SIGA shares

>>51090236
one of these day's you're going to get absolutely heemed and I"ll be here to laugh at you

>>51090263
cost basis?

>>51090264
started at 12, kept buying more and average is now 17,5

I sold this pump to put a down payment on a house. Fuck you all

>that dude who has been pitching SNOW in here
Really regret doubting you my man

>>51090296
>taking profits
ngmi

What does this mean?

>>51090295
did you load off any on the way up?

>>51090296
>taking profits
you made it, anon
good job

>SQQQ

>>51090264
if my call gets in trouble my overall account is up bigly so i'm not too worried

>nvda

>>51090000
>I just want my easy money
Hmmmm...

>>51089952
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

short nasdaq at 13050 or 13278?

>>51090306
>dollar moon thursday.

>>51090153
This price action is fucking bullshit. Oversold on the 4h. But honestly, thinking about pulling some money in to buy in this range. Only a matter of time before the stockpile orders start rolling in.

This is a fucking shakeout. No doubt in my mind. But these fuckers know they're playing with gold. Their greed is going to fuck up the entry they're looking for

what group of niggers started the rumor of a short squeeze on MNMD?
i'm not complaining really but lol

>>51089581
The market continues to be unbelievably fake and gay, and I will literally kill myself before I re-enter the workforce under this market manipulating faggot president.

>Georgia elementary school student tests positive for monkepox, 2nd child to be tested

>>51090309
it was going to go higher so no

Fuck it. Go under 19, SIGA. I dare you.

>>51090352
Midterms, buddy, midterms
After all it will all go to shit.

>NVDA still tanking and down 1%
>SOXL up 5%

Yep. This is fine.

>>51090356
>some kid in the elementary school I went to is positive
brother moment desu

>>51090352
funny line go up teeheehee!

Squeeze when

It was a bear trap

Uhoh stinky bobos getting rugged

>>51090375
Get out

>>51090114
This is what I'm feeling... retard pump to shake out puts and then -3% ahhhh posting tomorrow

VETCHADS,
Why we pumpin?

Joe Biden is fixeing the economy

This doesn't happen without a bunch of faggots somewhere spoofing a healthy economy for their faggot political goals.
This is literally just China shit except at least the Chinese government has the dignity to be open about it.

Why is dell pumping? The report will obviously be gay

what a strange Thursday!
very odd indeed

>>51090078

>>51090375
>Squeeze when
About a week ago.

>>51090329
>miss earnings 70%
>crypto farming dead
>pump

I'm glad at least the rest of you fuckheads are starting to see it now.

>>51089944
checked and accurate

AEVA

>>51090435
Going from -5% in premarket to +6% by market open is literally normal movement you chud schizo.

>>51090124
deep yellow +15% yesterday +15% today
simple as

zero reason to pump. rigged

>>51090460
Shut the fuck up you retarded faggot; the cat is out of the bag. It finally got too shitty and stupid to cover, so go powermoderate a subreddit dipshit.

>>51090460
yea totally normal

>elementary kids getting the gaybies
>siga dumping like a rock

AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!

>>51090471
>zero reason to pump
Wrong

should I buy telsa now

>>51090475
u havin a giggle or are you irrationally angry 24/7

>>51090464
shrimple, how many years to hold though is the question

>>51090471
No reason to pump was priced in. This is the "we weren't invaded by aliens today" pump.

The past 6 weeks is like 80% green days. This is the fakest gayest shit, and we should never vote state socialists in office ever again. Everyone who voted state socialists into office because Rachel Maddow cried about the mean tweets, fucking kys.

why is uranium dumping?

I hate buying on the wrong day.

>>51090502
It's only commiserate with the faggot brainwashing my entire environment has been drowned to death in.

SIGAsissies still in denial phase.
>Stock goes down 8 days in a row
Its jus-just building some long term support, a declining support line you might say.

>>51090399
Do they? I thought it was accepted that they're just cooking the books

>>51090418
I’ve been around long enough to know these things always happen twice

>>51090168
>SIGA just dropped below $20 but it won’t stay there for long
You're damn right. It's going back to 10-12

>>51090487
SIGA sissies have to pick a side, do you believe the fud or not?
>WHO: Monkepox cases dropped 21% over last week
versus
>3 children in Georgia test positive for monkepox: Officials

>NVDA at 10pm last night= $160/share
>NVDA at 10am today= $174/share

Haha this is normal I'm sleepy haha.

>>51090534
Any retard can see that, for weeks now, every time it's supposed to dumb a bunch of faggot cash comes in to bail out the system; it doesn't take a fucking genius to figure out what Powell's big mystery "levers" are.

SPY head and shoulders

>>51090366
>tanking
>down 1%

do you even read the retarded shit you type?

The Fed keeps around how many office floors full of bloomberg terminals now? Two?
(It's two.)

OIL BARONS WE GOT TOO COCKY AGAIN

There are still people bagholding a biopharma meme that pumped 400% and then they bought the top because gays are funny...

>>51090563
Show chart.

>>51090564
Have you ever had a single interesting thing to say, ever in your entire life?

The fuck? How did I miss this? Can anyone explain what happened here?

up is down and down is up deal with it

>>51089883
Ok I've decided to keep my VTI long position and put $10k into SQQQ as a hedge

>>51090543
The chart knows all

>>51090564

I guess you missed AH yesterday where it drilled to $160 multiple times you fucking retard lol

>>51090595
Basically it turned out that Elon Musk is a fucking faggot.

>>51090366
hur durr why isnt it doing +10% again after pumpin 15% in 2 days

>MAT

>>51090595
it's the shitty programming job done, tsla isn't shitting the bed. you pay for pajeet coding? you get pajeet coding quality

>>51090595
It's over muskbro

>>51090595
Elon came out as trans

>>51090595
elon got into a crash in a tesla and is on life support

>>51090595
as you can clearly see TSLA rugged, it's over, you should sell it all right now it will get worse

>>51090605
AH isn't real

>>51090595
stock split

Monkepox is spreading in schools and picrel doesn’t show any signs of slowing. This SIGA dump is fake and gay

>>51090513
The past 6 months were 80% red days

>>51090595
Musk came clean and confessed he was a fully paid up agent of the Zionist order. Unironically it lead to a mass exodus of reddit commies selling their shares

>>51090595
Turns out Teslas actually run on gas. Why do you think they put the "plug" there?

>>51090498
Stupid retards got their 10k gibs me dats and are throwing it right into Jackson's hole.

>>51090638
wow cool irrelevant stat thank you so much asshole

>>51090595
Scam stock, under SEC investigation for not hiring enough diverse talent in senior positions

>>51090617
It 3/1 split and dumped below $333 therefore it kinda did shit the bed.

>>51090608
That would unironically send it to $600 by eow
>>51090600
The WHO knows better. The CDC and the literal WHO are downplaying the mankeybox and you are running out of hopium

CLF, baby, I can only coom so much please stahp

>>51090636
>doesn't show any signs of slowing
anon

>>51090621
>>51090619
>>51090622
No… my papa Elon…. Are you librarians happy now? Huh?

>>51090605
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51090638
>The past 6 months were 80% red days

permabull retards have no idea what's coming lol.

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

Should i load on shorts today or tomorrow after powell talks?

>>51090636
Your last sell signal
https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/08/20/could-siga-technologies-become-the-next-moderna/
>>51090677
He got what he fucking deserved chud

>>51090694
yea i closed my shorts yesterday with a gain of over 50% on all of them

>>51090669
The guy observably can't go for a week without blatantly manipulating a financial instrument or fucking a subordinate, and yet it is not at 600 yet.

>>51090656
Are all bearfags constantly butthurt?

NVIDIA YES I HAVE A GFORCE I LOVE YOU

>>51090705
got lucky this time.

>>51090709
the angry posts the last week or so have been very cathartic. you can really tell how butthurt some of them are

>>51090705
that's funny i pooped mine yesterday. haven't washed them yet

So is this dude still alive or not?

>nvda +2%

>>51090706
>>51090656
stop it.

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>>51090724
shittier products? shittier quality? shittier company? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

>>51090709
Can everyone who is here to worry about who else *lost* money please just go die slowly in a chemical fire?
Seriously: Can you please either just leave or go kill yourself, you literal faggot?

>>51090745
why so upset?

>>51090740
Another wonderful contribution to the thread, board, and website from a totally legitimate end user.

Buy GME

DUUUDE EVERYTHING IS GETTING FILLED WE ARE GONNA PUMMMMPPPPP

>>51090709
it's a seesaw between butthurt and overwhelming smugness
you could say they are unbearable

If we keep pumping into Jackson Hole (lol) it will be easy for Powell to be hawkish, no need to be dovish if we’re doing fine and inflation is still up

>>51090759
Yet another hilarious genius comment from anonymous.

The bottom is in? Meltup?

SOXL BROS

>>51090763
The tesla pullback? So it seems
>>51090770
No, I'm genuinely asking, why are you so upset?

>>51090767
Do you seriously think Powell writes his speech the night before?

IT'S THE MELTUP IT'S FINALLY HERE

>>51090783
You're on 4chan asking someone why they're upset.
Go be an autocratic communist faggot at someone else, you absolute fuckwad.
Leave me alone, ASSHOLE.

>>51090777
checked and correct

Jesus Christ the fucking wordle today...

>>51090700
i placed a small short now @13089 and see what it does tomorrow

>>51090513
>this is the fakest gayest shit
But Trump tweeting and causing the market to pump wasn't. Democrat or republican either way they're both owned by the kike Bankers and oil barrons

>>51090723
He will let you know.

>>51090775
no it's retards who just got their 10k gibs me dats lighting their money on fire and throwing it in jackson's hole. sell into strength here.

>>51090723
Is Baggie still alive?

>>51090804
>tweeting and causing the market to pump
>two floors of bloomberg terminals while we make it a full-blown media event ever time one of our faggot overlords needs to talk about their "levers"

ok

>>51090794
>He shorted NVDA
Better luck next time anon

>>51090767
Stocks ≠ the economy
dumbdumb

>>51090794

New

>>51090822
>>51090822

>>51090791
We already pumped the entire last month, so it doesnt really matter when he writes his speech for this one

What's really charming is that they're mad about how I keep calling out how our FAGGOT PRESIDENT has obviously approved MARKET SETPOINTS a la CHINA.
GO WIN AN ELECTION BY *NOT* BEING A BUNCH OF OBNOXIOUS FASCIST CUNTS. TRY THAT INSTEAD, FAGGOTS. FUCK YOU.

>>51090804
>Democrat or republican either way they're both owned by the kike Bankers and oil barrons

You have to be 18 to post here. Doesn't school start up again soon?

>>51090724
Try +3%

I fucking did it bros.
Got my egotistical ass handed to me.
Took a 2-year haitus.
Got humble.
Learned all I could.
Traded with funny money for 6 months.
Now I'm fucking back baby.

It feels good to know what you're doing and start raking in some wins. Never give up.

I need a real broker now though. RH's info is actual shit, I could have probably made more but I had to bail on my options this morning to be safe just because indicators and candlesticks are not fucking updating. What a joke.

What broker do you upgrade to when you hit beginner-intermediate?

>>51090842
How much $ do I need to lose to reach this level of seethe? Just curious

Shorts pinned down & bleeding out CHALF sector, request air support for gamma srike, over.

>>51090595

you are not so bright ain't you

>>51090882
I DON'T NEED TO LOSE ANY MONEY I JUST NEED SOME DIPSHIT LITTLE FAGGOT TO ASK THAT QUESTION EVERY SINGLE TIME ANYONE POSTS FUCKING ANYTHING

>>51090810
>>51090814

>>51090856
fidelity, schwab, TDA, ibkr, maybe even vanguard is worth a look
if you do margin+options and don't have 500k in assets (or want to lie) probably ibkr

>>51090908
Thanks, will look into each

>>51090856

how did you do this bro

>>51090682
>permabull retards have no idea what's coming lol.
More cheapies?

>>51090745
god you are so upset that you lost money lmao its like im reading a reddit screenshot post

>>51090948
Lots of things. First and foremost, it turns out it's really fucking easy to make big profits if you're only swinging around $10k because you're so smalltime you can be more nimble where bigger wads can't, and you can watch your entire stack like a hawk on one move. Diversification is a meme if you're smalltime.

But the BIGGEST lesson I learned? Take. your. fucking. profits.

You have to kill the FOMO and the part of you that is afraid to lose. Trade what you know. Stick with it if you have a theory, but don't get emotional about it if all of the indicators turn on you. If the words
>b-but the market should have done this!
you're losing this fight.

I was a bear before and a bear now. For instance, today, I thought NVDA should have shot through the floor be/c the company is overvalued. Old me would have traded that. New me waited, confirmed a trend, adjusted my theory, waited for a downspike, zoomed in and zoomed out on a bull position, made a tidy and safe $1k, and did not care that I COULD HAVE MADE $10k if I HAD JUST HELD IT BRO because that would have been gambling.

>>51091185
An interesting and valuable post on /smg/!

>>51090551
I think monkeypoo is actually a serious issue and the fact that it's being kept so quit is very suspicious. Covid was all over the news, mass panic, everybody freaking the fuck out, but not so much as a peep about monke? Interesting.

>>51091284
>quit
quiet*

>>51090893
>>51090842
wait wait wait, do you think Biden's presidency was the result of a legitimate election?

>>51090362
>SIGA
now what

>>51091663
Now we wait for it to bounce off of approximately $17, as it has done at least twice in the past. If it doesn't stop there, $16 is the last and strongest support this stock has. Past that, there basically is no bottom.

>>51090595
>he didn’t buy puts for generational wealth

>>51090791
He probably has a few different versions for depending on how the markets react and then a bright red folder for the speech where he does a rom paul and runs out of the room.

"mmm, I smell bankruptcy."

"What?! I can't ear you!!"

"Oorah"