/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51077581
crab along till midterms

>>51077597
Dump in to midterms pump after

>Free money fistbump

We still thoposting? Also I bought today.

>>51077583
>Can you do this?
Yes, you can download any number of SQL programs and create your own database, schema, and tables. Whether it's porn or stocks, there's nothing really stopping you.

>>51077581
OP, that image is my life as a SIGA NIGGA
Fuck this stock. Fauci leaves and all of the sudden the entire monkey pandemic narrative just vanishes. FUCK this.

>>51077608
you should take the thots to /b/ instead

>>51077604
>Dump in to midterms pump after
lol, LMAO, dump is after midterms and the recovery will start in 2025, nothing to do with current politics, we've just fucked our economy/financial system

>>51077626
>>>/b/? But none of mine have a penis.

>>51077608
>We still thoposting
No, we're dykeposting. Now, buy SOXS

Uranium is the way.

>>51077608
What did you buy? I haven't opened by broker yet and I may not until tomorrow.

>>51077648
what is the point of 3d 2d?

>>51077640
umm why not?

>>51077646
Brie is not a dyke, she is THIRSTY for cock.

But you're right that SOXS is a good play right now.

>>51077665
You'll understand once you get a VR headset and full body motion trackers.

>>51077657
One share of everything I own, plus two of JPM cause it dipped briefly below my cost basis.
>KO, HD, MCD, WMT, USFD, JPM, BALL

>>51077608
today i made gains
but not a lot
i still can't afford
to date a thot

Do you guys ever post DD or any plays that, you know, make money? These threads are worthless

300% TQQQ Portfolio

>>51077727
She should pay for you anon

>>51077732
I posted about buying CCJ on Monday. I think one guy actually did buy some on my advice. We're up like 17%.

>>51077732
I dreamed about circuit breakers last night. 2k in to Friday puts.

>>51077702
Holy shit some of you "people" have terrrible taste. But, unironically, buy SOXS

>>51077732
I'm just waiting for the real dump to buy back in

>>51077732
>These threads are worthless
I refer you to this post >>51077754 as evidence to refute that claim.

>>51077732
>Do you guys ever post DD
eh?

>>51077732
He. Doesn't. Decrypt. The. Pajeet's. Cryptic. Nonsense. About. Chopping. Up. Tigers. In. The. Quiet. Forest. Not. Gonna. Make. It.

>>51077706
I will never get a VR headset.

https://strawpoll.com/polls/LVyKxmO7Kn0

>>51077754
Twerking is just so trashy and unattractive, I don't understand why beautiful white women disqualify themselves from the dating pool by doing this.

>>51077759
My ex used to pay about 1/3 of the time, actually, which was fair since I made roughly twice as much as her. She wasn't a thot though... in fact she was kind of unattractive

>UUUU going +20% on no news
eh

>>51077732
DD doesn't matter in clown market where fed liquidity injections control what direction the indexes go and everything below a trillion mktcap is couple to indexes by etfs

>>51077646
>>51077702
>>51077774
Thats a man

>>51077811
You're starting to realize that certain groups of people use their control of media to use dumb groups of people to train the population at large to be degenerate idiots who are easily controlled and consume the products and media you want them to so they feel socially accepted.

>>51077836
>He can't read Japanese
>He doesn't start his morning by reading news sites from Glorious Nippon
N
G
M
I

What's that? You thought you were making money today? Too bad.

>>51077856
We're losing money thanks to inflation today. Don't tell anyone though.

>>51077836
>on no news

>he isn't POXX-MAXXING

Do people use Hadoop and SQL in tandem?

Are you financially positioned for the -3% premarket tomorrow? After NVDA does a Netflix/Facebook move and takes a 40% haircut

>>51077881
stop spoonfeeding this anon please, this isn't the forum for that

I don't care about risk. Name a <1 week 2x.

I already know it'll be short expiring options.

>>51077803
Take your meds, NOW.

>>51077845
>certain groups of people
Well isn't that just blatantly anti-semitic. Shame on you.

i woke up and saw bbby pumped for no good reason so bought puts at 11.50
thats all ive managed today
vix up but indexes crabbing means I dont know what the fuck

>>51077836
NIPPON full restarting their nuclear fleet. That means japanese uranium doesn't come onto the market. That means more uranium demand, that means we are going to fucking uranus.

>>51077854
There are literally dozens of nuclear power plants planned for the next 6 years. If a single plant is grounds for uranium to pump +15% across the board, I'm going to sell right now because this shit is going to dump tomorrow

>>51077856
go home snibs, you're drunk

This market is making me fucking insane
When will the crabbing end? WHEN WILL IT GO UP

>>51077875
Their doctor probably broke the news while wearing a CBRN haz-mat suit

I would like to thank the anon shilled SNOW yesterday.

>>51077902
Sorry, I was going to ask because I know a lot of people in finance (stocks) use these databases for financial data analysis. Data scientists and computer scientists are incredibly in demand for financial firms. I will stop asking. I'm new to this board anyways, tourist from /pol/.

>>51077918
Reserve levels are dangerously low. The market is just being stupid and ignoring how much will be needed for winter.

pay more attention to the big picture and ignore the day to day

>>51077869
>>51077914
Read
>>51077918

>>51077881
If you're not programming complex multi-tier architecture programs purely in HTML, then you are doing it wrong.

>>51077869

IOW asians are not malthusian-obsessed retards like the davos dipshits.

If fossil fuels are really peaked Asia will show the way to offset this with fission/fusion while the west is proclaiming it's impossible and preaching about "degrowth" BS until their populations guillotine them (in minecraft ofc).

>>51077918
It's not a single plant. Read the story. Seven more reactors for a total of 17 coming back online by summer of next year, plus extending the lifetime of all plants by another 20 years, plus constructing new SMRs.

>>51077581
I bought silver stocks. Did I do well?

>>51077948
Just stop talking about programming stuff on this general, I figure it will upset more people. Even though lot's of computer science and data analysis drives our markets.
Was hoping to discuss Python and the financial services job market with you folks.

>>51077971
>I bought silver stocks. Did I do well?
I'm bag holding a canadian copper miner, so you could be worse off...

>>51077918
Welcome to the commodities and energy super cycle!

>>51077946
Mos tof Japan's nuclear fleet is not online. And the government wasn't 100% on board with restarting them. The Prime Minister is saying they are. So yes its a big deal. They're bringing them back asap and building new ones. That means uranium demand.

>>51077910
The term is critical semite theory, bigot.

>>51077971
kek
i hope you bought bayhorse
only buy horse related stocks to make it

>>51077648
What are the best uranium stonks?

>>51077971
Anon you're supposed to wait for the rate-hikes to induce a deleveraging crash in equities first.

>>51077997
Hold on, fren

>>51078011
>bayhorse
I agree. Workhorse is another good pick for stable gains

>>51078013
UEC
UUUU
DNN
CCJ

Or buy one of the ETFs like URNM or URA.

>>51078011
Who's gonna buy horses in the recession? Kek
>>51078015
Well I can't wait, I just.... can't okay?

>>51077918
>There are literally dozens of nuclear power plants planned for the next 6 years.
It's all priced in if you look at the uranium stocks most of them are up a shit ton some more than x15 in a span of 2 years.

Posting thot

>>51078036
Good suggestion, anon. Don't trust the WKHS neighsayers.

I hope nvda totally shits the bed and the entire semi industry sells off in sympathy. I wanna see soxx down 15% AH today.

>>51078057
Not priced in yet, the contracting cycle for utilities begins over the next couple of months and they now have to deal with a bifurcated market because Russian uranium is about to get banned.

>>51078049
california is outlawing gas vehicles and they dont have any public infrastructure for electric. Horse drawn carts shall return

How much longer do we have to wait for this bullshit to start? Fucking Biden is late by 18 minutes now, completely unacceptable.

>>51078094
Giga kek

>>51078094
>Horse drawn carts shall return
should be bikes that way we can tackle obesity as well as energy shortages

>>51077875
But he was VACCINATED so it wasn't as bad as it COULD HAVE BEEN!

What pumped the EUR today at four? Dead cat bounce?

>>51078103
What? They already released the student loan info: https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/08/24/fact-sheet-president-biden-announces-student-loan-relief-for-borrowers-who-need-it-most/

OG smg anons, the bbby general actually thinks pic related is true.
They have no idea the blood, sweat, and tears that happened on the journey from $5-$15 GME.

NVDA just went red.. it's fucking over lol

>>51078134
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
>2:15 PM ET President Biden Delivers Remarks
Cope and seethe, libtard.

soxl holders shall inherit the earth

E
Q
N
R

Look at us go. Look at us sail.
To bring FARTGAS to the Germanz.

>>51078138
Aaaaaand you jinxed it.

>>51078081
Idk if you've looked at the UEC chart but its up like x17 in 2 years I'm pretty sure everything is priced in. Supply can come from Kazakhstan anyway.

>>51078094
I predict rickshaws and coolies.

>>51078137
>bbby general
>Read as baby general
heh

I'm gonna laugh so hard if NVIDIA beats and has positive guidance.

>>51078151
Obligatory someone needs to wake Joe up from his nap.

>>51078137
>the bbby general
I hate this fucking decade.

>>51078151
Anon, I'm just trying to save you time. He's not going to say anything that wasn't already posted there. At most he'll have a senior moment or mention the Iran deal rejection, but those won't exactly shock the market either.

>>51078137
Lol that Microsoft revenue sharing announcement.

>>51077646
>Now, buy SOXS
Word has it I'd be beclowning myself. Amy other ideas?

How autistic am I?
>inb4 poorfag
I'm a euro

>>51077754
These chicks look absolutely ridiculous
saved

>>51078180
>the libtard moves the goalpost to "w-well he's not going to say anything important".
Admit it, you didn't even know he was supposed to be speaking right now.

>>51078189
>TMV
>And TMF

>>51078182
>they don't know about CoomCats fight for $10

>>51078186
QQQ

>>51078180
Nigger we are dumping into close where NVDA is gonna gap down 15% and Bidens demented ass is on TV incoherently yelling at reporters. If you don't have short dated puts you are a massive queer

>>51078193
FNGU or Not to FNGU Halp

LMAO, I just got a job interview request for John Melo's company. Should I accept? Might be good to score some shares before the next PnD he runs.

>>51078176
considering AMD gaming revenue was down so much for their earnings, I'm not really holding my breath

>>51077581
YOU GUYS I DID IT

>>51078225
I NEED MORE BOOBAS AND I NEED THEM NOW
I MAKE MONEY WHEN I SEE BOOBAS, ITS MY CURSE/BLESSING

>>51078200
>>51078210
They leaked this shit starting on Monday, guys. I don't give a fuck about NVDA.

>>51077814
Should've wifed her, very few thots make it past the wall anyway so looks-wise she would've been on a level playing field in her 30's
>verification not required

>>51078225
I think we can find an entry around 8.5 by next week fren

>>51077604
Dempcrats rigged one election and you think they wont rig the markets to get re-elected?

>>51078234
It's a shame because both companies do so much more than gaymen, but still, just for the illogical nature of it happening it would be funny.

When is Brandon waking up for his remarks?

>>51078210
>NVDA is gonna gap down 15%
god puts are so expensive christ

SQQQ?

>>51078269
Theyre getting him new pants since he shit himself again

>>51078251
>>51078238
Thanks, i missed the 7 entry in June, but Ill settle for 8

>>51078269
I'm starting to get concerned if he's okay.

>>51078269
>>51078293
He's on

where the hell is this nigga biden. Making me wait all gd day

>>51078169
Not priced in. You're not looking at mcap and not understanding that in past bullruns mcap of entire uranium sector went to $400 billion in inflation adjusted terms. We're only at $25 billion right now.

>>51078293
>>51078305
This is how he wins

>>51077581
What are the odds that they only care about how much your income is on your W-2 and don't count investment income? I haven't finished my taxes yet but I'm reporting like 180k of income last year lmao

lets go brandon crash this market with no survivors

>>51078323
hes already coughed twice and jubbled an entire sentence

>everything green except semi's
lol lmao

SOXL Niggers, buy now or wait after nivida numbers?

>>51078269
As soon as they finish painting eyes on his sunglasses.

>>51078250
She already was in her 30s. She left me because I was sad, depressed, and boring. Afterwards, I thought I'd pick myself up, get in shape, and go date some younger girls...
But instead I just sat around watching YT videos and losing $20k in the stock market

LFG

This is fucking boring. Somebody do something.

>>51078275
Yeah, I dumped my 170s and stole another anon's idea and went ham into 160s to get some leverage.

Since the order was filled in like 15 seconds I'm not particularly concerned, I'll just price a little under market when I pull out at the end of the day.

>>51078340
Now

You VILL pay for my loans

why would nvda earnings be bad?

YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU GAINED $10,000.00 TODAY

>>51078375
the theory is that the crypto crash hit demand for mining rigs
thats the theory

meanwhile
BIDEN IS GOING ON ABOUT CORN POP

>storytelling

>>51078384
Lmao I made a joke to my wife about people looking at this as having an extra $10,000 to spend.
Wild time we live in.

>>51077994
show bobs

>dollar tightening into Jackson
>bonds tightening into Jackson
>equities getting bid

Guess who the retard in the room is?

>>51078384
how about 20k pell grant chads
doesnt matter really i havent thought about a payment since covid

who do you think is the real president?

>>51078384
fine...i guess i'll go pay my taxes then

>>51078431
QUI?

>>51078328
>To be eligible, your annual income must have fallen below $125,000 (for individuals) or $250,000 (for married couples or heads of households)
So I think they may go off this year then...I'm gonna make it I think bros

>>51078410
I had the cash on hand to fully pay off my loans, but now the loan balance is $10,000 smaller. They put $10,000 into my pocket basically.

>>51078431
You and me.

>>51078375
higher energy costs and lower demand

J A L O P Y
A
L
O
P
Y

>>51078352
I was looking at longer dated 2023 150s...

I already have SQQQ calls though and a 8/26 SPY put so I'm no point in adding more exposure

>>51078442
>They put $10,000 into my pocket basically
Lol you people would think like this, and it's insanely bullish. Pump my bags, brokie

Is it just me or is biden about to go maga?

>>51077315
thanks anon this is helpful

>>51078375
GUIDANCE. They’re hitting their now lowered earnings like the other semiconductors.

>>51078326
I'm bullish long term but I don't think it's a one way path.
There are too many bulls on uranium and the energy sector in general. Meaning the market will go in the opposite direction.

>>51078431
Ron Klain

>>51078431
Shillary, since 1994. Longest female tyrannical reign in history, If a normal person made that much money of cattle futures they would still be in jail for it.

>>51077581
Well, Walgreen's. It was nice knowing you.

SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while mitigating margin risks in a down.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 100x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Waiting for the "pullback" is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>lumposter is back
I'm getting worried fellas

>>51078515
thanks i was a bit worried about my soxl puts until you posted that
what a relief

>>51078492
We already went in the opposite direction for the last 5 months.

>>51078472
I already invested it.

>>51078526
there is more than one

>>51078528
xDD

how is he still talking jesus

>>51078514
Maybe the bbby baggies will pump it, go shill in in there thread talking about a 'short squeeze'

>>51078526
we've trans cended

>>51078548
The same goes for all of you
>>51078554
I'd really like some level headed american to tell me what to make of what he's doing

>>51078554
G A M E

C H A N G E R

>>51078225
>FNGU
I'm more of an FNGD guy at the moment, I have my puts on NVDA

>>51078554
A combination of Ritalin, Prozac, Tadalafil, and an electrostimulation pad attached to his lower back to keep him standing.

Like it or not small gains means stable growth.

>>51078343
oof, that won't help the sadness or depression
Start getting into shape now, do push ups and sit ups a couple times a day, cook your own food

Sour Hour

>>51078605
>he going down shock him now
>*shits pants*

>>51077581

biden talking about halving the income driven repayment from 10% to 5%, which is just going to prolong the problem
what they need to do is cancel charging interest
compound interest is what turns student loans into debt traps

>>51078568
>I'd really like some level headed american to tell me what to make of what he's doing
He's doing exactly what he was elected to do: be anyone other than that mean orange man

>>51078631
BUDDY, LOOKAT SPY COMPUTAH

>>51078539
Nah that's nothing compared to the move up I'm talking around 50% in seniors and 60-70% in juniors maybe even more. We've had a takeoff now comes the selloff imo.

gonna take a shit, if it's solid I go bull on NVDA

Biden announcing the inflation reduction quid pro.

>>51078641
normies don't even realize that though which is why they never bring it up. they just pretend like they're doing all they can to help the problem

Check out the volume on SOFI.
It's nuts.

sleepy joe is about to increase my net worth by 20k
pay up boomers

>>51078641
>ban usury

woah bud cool it with the antisemitism

>>51078666
What happened?
missed all but the last minute

>>51078645
>>51078645
>be anyone other than that mean orange man
And he's doing a good job jusdging from all the blue haired faggots still seething about ornage man. I want to hear someone's take on the deficit reduction while spending trillions.

>>51078641
The government needs to quit giving loans like candy, this student loan shit is worse than anything that happened with sub prime mortgages.

>>51078568
>what he's doing
Me and you both, I know the democrats are worried about the midterm election in november but this is too soon to be buying votes. Even if dems were looking good for november, still, wait until a month or so out and drop this for the good goy points.

>>51077581
Is this good for a dividend stock?

>>51078662
Can someone explain to me in retard why sofi is going up on this debt forgiveness news? I thought these niggers made money from interest on debt.

>>51078662
Inb4 it drops under 4

>>51078662
if you want to talk about nutty volume, BBBY has traded its entire float almost every day for the past 2 weeks

that's just... retarded

>>51078703
10k student loan forgiveness and 20k forgiveness if you got a pell grant (i did)

>Aeva Becomes First FMCW 4D LiDAR on NVIDIA DRIVE Autonomous Vehicle Platform

>>51078735
because tuition just went up by an extra 10k now, even more interest to collect from these loans.

>>51078714
You really going to gatekeep the ticker?

>>51078738
autonomous vehicles can't dump hookers in the woods though. this will throw the entire food chain out of balance.

>>51078735>>51078755

God damn it.

>>51078666
Reminds me of the Weimar hyperinflation copypasta. They're crashing this economy with no survivors, it seems.

>SPY pumping

Kek bears btfo

>>51078755
yeah, that sucks
not my problem though, lol!

>>51078610
I don't need stable growth. I need $80,000 in less than a week.

>>51078708
needs a complete restructuring of universities; base degree availability off of job demand
no more womens studies or psychology, add more nursing, CS, medical training, cut college administration by 4/5s, close down 90% of community colleges and turn them into vocational training programs
the problem isnt the student loans, its the entire higher education system

>>51078785
Really, are you sure?

>>51078785
Me too bro.

>>51078765
Check the roadmap, they're adding that feature in Q2

Talk me out of buying uranium and coal.

Should I just market buy $1000 of TQQQ every month and forget about it?

What's the most optimal play right now?

WHITE POWER

>>51078791
They shouldn't be called universities at that point. They should be called job training centers. Education and training for job skills are both important, but they should never have been mixed together.

>>51078765

Company is good though

>Nikon partnership
>TuSimple partnership
>Nvidia partnership

Now sick partnership.. yes the company is literally called sick

https://www.robotics247.com/article/sick_and_aeva_partner_to_bring_4d_lidar_to_industrial_sensing_applications

>nvidia pumping into close

>>51078735
I hate to say it but Biden is smart for this, he knows this is going to increase tuition but he doesn't give a shit since it will help him short term and when prices inevitably go up it's not gonna matter.
I think cancelling student loans should only be on the table if it's only the ones the government hands out (which is most of them) and if the government stops giving gibs for college and starts forcing colleges to co sign loans.
Then and only then should debt forgiveness be on the table.

>>51078791
This
Degrees barely help you in most jobs, it's just a piece of paper and when everyone has it it becomes worthless, and everyone is required to get the piece of paper to escape walmart
Just look at china, they shoved 80 percent of their kids through college and now they have engineering students on the streets because there aren't enough entry level jobs for all their students

>>51078816
market is low now, market may go lower, but as long as your buying all the time consistently you will be doing well. Look into QLD or SSO as well

>>51078796
Yes or else I have to return to waging

But I have so little time left in life that I'd just shoot myself instead

>>51078791
Sounds good to me, but you just know this grift will keep happening until the it gets so bad the federal government runs them like public schools

>>51078852
You got a terminal disease or something?

Robinhood forced me to sell my 0dte spy calls for a loss right before the pump. I'm really starting to believe there are unseen forces working against me.

I make $100k at 27, should I really be deserving this?

>>51078816
yes, I would buy 2x leverage and add 3x once above the 200 sma on your chosen index

>>51078819
That's not entirely true anon. Recently I have noticed a change of employment trends, many employers no longer require college degrees and are much more profitable for doing so. They only require the ability to do the job, and these companies are finding they preform better than the competing college educated professional teams.

>>51078883
Give it to me. I will make great use of it I promise.

>>51078883
biden wants you to vote democrat :)

>>51078883
shemitah strikes again

>>51078880
yeah and that unseen force is being a retard who uses robinhood

>>51078880
Robinhood does that all the time retard, there's a reason why no serious trader uses that dogshit platform

>>51078880
How can a broker force you to so anything? Were you leveraged up the ass?

soxl will be at ath by the end of october

>>51078863
Terminal autism and genetic markers that imply my kids would either be trans, severely autistic, schizophrenic, retarded, or afflicted with one of three horrible lifelong genetic illnesses. Both my parents are card carrying ashkenazi jews. I see the labor system as a complex of debt slavery and exploitation intended to be just barely tolerable if you are doing it to support a family. Because I will never have a family, between being unable to bond with another living thing and reproducing being irresponsible, being part of the labor force would be intolerable and a life equal to death, especially if I never had a hope of leaving it again before I was too old to appreciate most things in life due to physical and cognitive decline that is already measurably accelerating.

Basically there's a reason we're always rich and lazy.

>>51078939
Explain why and if your explaination is not retarded I'll buy $10,000 worth of it.

UEC or UUUU?

>>51078955
it was revealed to me in a dream

>NVDA weakly consolidating in last half-hour
It's time to eat

>>51078984
>shitbull
Fuck off fag

just bought 10 soxs shares, will I get heemed in less than an hour?

Are we going to see lower lows this year? In cash rn, trying to decide to just DCA or wait for another low

earnings will be bad, but not as bad as expected, causing NVDA to violently crab, and end flat tomorrow. Price stability will be achieved.

>>51079014
>in cash rn

>>51078758
File name, anon

So commodities is the place to be with all the student loan forgiveness right?

Top is in

US 30 year is currently breaking out of a multi-decade downtrend.

Stick a fork in the housing market, and by extension every other asset market. The housing market is a principle driver of credit creation and money supply, and with the fed shrinking their balance sheet there is no new source of liquidity to pump asset markets.

Damn all I accomplished this year was losing $15,000 in stocks

Now im too jaded to buy back in, I dont know what to do. How do people come to a conclusion? When do I get the confidence to buy back into the market?

EQNR is breaking out as it was fortold.
Ze Germanz and Ze Finnish will need our fartgas to survive.

>>51079073
Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton

If this shit pans out should nvidia just buy out aeva

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220309005189/en/Aeva-Becomes-First-FMCW-4D-LiDAR-on-NVIDIA-DRIVE-Autonomous-Vehicle-Platform

Seriously, give me one reason why we're ending green today?

>Stimmy liquidity is FUCKED (TGA, RRP, etc) handouts are over
>DXY mooning
>Eurodollar futes arent moving
>10y, 2y yields are rich and heading for 3.5
>oil rally shitting up future CPI prints
>Jackson hole is confirmed to be nothingburger
>QT doubling into 95b roll-off in 11 days
Either this whole market is retarded or fucking fraudulent as fuck. Probably both.

Top is in

>>51079094
"Number go up, bro"

Just bought 20 shares of Nvidia.

>>51078883
Nice way to piss off a ton of millennials who just recently finished paying off their loans.

NVDA bobos, we're riding with Cathie, how are you all coping with this fact?
I don't feel so good, bros

>>51079081
Retail will continue buying until institutionals violently dump on them. That's the message you should take away from the epic dip slurping that's been going on the past 3 days. It doesn't matter that it doesn't make sense, retail retards on WSB say an epic dippy to slurpy and the retail bulltard case of "midtems stocks won't dump, bunden needs it to moon" as retarded as it sounds will have them keep buying until someone slaps them and takes all their money.

Earnings will be fine. They adjusted them so they’d beat them AND the market priced in a 10% chance after that adjustment. It’s guidance you have to worry about, dumbasses.

Well don Mumu, well done

However...

>>51078934
Robinhood is so cheap they don't want to deal with clearing houses so they close your positions on the open markets. A real brokerage would let your options expire/get assigned/exercised and the OCC would settle them over the next day.

UAN still on a roll. damn

>>51078934
he probably was
brokers will cover their own ass first thats the only reason why they would sell him out

>>51079181
Kek thanks Jim

>>51079150
wait did cathy sold? oh no my puts wtffffffff

Buy or sell SNOW before earnings?

>>51078883
Can't even fucking log in to nelnet to check if mine got wiped. But I guess I'm the one at fault for not remembering if my loans are private or federal.

>>51079196
Long calls are paid for in full and have no margin requirements. Please stop posting about things you don't understand

>>51078883
you make less than the average boomer did at that age adjusted for inflation
so yeah

where my fellow CLF trannies at? we cooming rn

>>51079094
>Jackson hole is confirmed to be nothingburger
there, you said it yourself

>>51079094

IMO we will keep dropping into J-Hole. Stock market figured out Fed isn't pivoting and they rallied on hot air. So now they're gonna throw a tantrum and crash leading into it to dare him to keep being hawkish.

But he's gonna keep being hawish IMO. We'll have to get into the 30% down range on S&P and see yields rolling over before they stop, IMO.

>>51079218
are you retarded? spy is not spx they will settle in shares, if it ends in the money and the retard gets excersise and his account cant afford it, the broker is going to sell him out, its not hard to understand please dont try to act like you know what you are talking about lmao

Eventually I'll get it through my head that ever single time our FAGGOT PRESIDENT makes a speech, PPT will bid the market up so it's harder to tell what a bunch of retarded FAGGOT SHIT he's feeding us in defense of the state socialist autocracy under which we live.

>>51079208
I think all of it and bought zoom lol
She sucks so much

$10,000 straight into Bitcoin. Easiest move of my life. You're about to cause a shitload more inflation, Biden, but I'm not going to let it hurt me.

>>51079236
Tranny checking in. I’m all in SOXL I’m also retarded though

>>51079094
>oil rally
99% of the market are oil chads
only 1 % are tech beta's nowdays

SOXL ladies, I apologize

>>51079148
>Obama came to power saying he'd fix your loans
>that was 14 years ago
>biden didn't fix the problem but he did fuck over all the people who capitulated and paid off their loans aka white male chuds

>>51079236
Wait i double checked and I unironically hold CLF

>>51079148
i'm in that group, you have to understand they don't care about you at all, the government is just a gibs machine for minorities, banks and defense contractors. im not a commie or a antifag but it just is what it is. let this be a lesson that it doesn't pay to be a good goy

Let's go Brandon!!!

>>51079279
We're all retarded trannies here, fren. I wanna coom into SOXL as well, but am gonna wait until we hear from jerome on friday.

>>51079094
bull trap. also to keep vix low as we trickle down

>>51079274
>he thinks this
Anyone who has trouble paying a 10k debt over a 2.5 year period of forbearance and free government money is unlikely to have 10k lying around to spend all of a sudden.

>>51079148
no refunds

>>51079351
But there’s not no chance it pumps massive tomorrow…. Right?

Can this market just fucking dump already. This slow bleed crabbing bullshit is torture.

>>51079363
I know multiple people who have simply been sitting on what would have been payments since they didn't need to pay them anymore. Many of the poors are having a windfall.

>>51079363
except for people who held onto their cash because inflation was 3x the loan interest

>>51079371
If NVDA has good forward guidance, maybe. Seems extremely unlikely given all the issues surrounding semis right now.

Just woke up. What the fuck happened?

>>51079342
why the fuck is the strike price nowhere to be found on robinhood? I always see these shitty screenshots

>>51079385
even if nvda doesnt miss we're getting guided down

>>51079404
priced in

I actually spent years contributing to society something other than agreement with a bunch of evil retard shit that's destroying the fiber of civilization. I sure would like to have 20K dollars. I never got any stimulus under Trump. I don't own any real estate that's being bailed out. And now the federal reserve bank has two floors of traders running game theory on me to further punish me for believing our shithead demon government when it tells me I can make decisions predicated on free markets and democracy. When the fuck do I get my fucking bailout?

>>51079377
>>51079379
>anecdotal evidence
Never change, 4chan.

>>51079415
I'll be back tomorrow
no verification required

>>51079395
$410P

>>51079432
top kek

Oh that's right, I paid that shit in taxes despite having given just as much to charity while I live alone with no furniture no friends (they've all been brainwashed by the corrupt system I'm subsidizing) no nothing. Just a fist to shake at clouds and a shrinking 401K I'm not allowed to withdraw from until I'm 70.
What a wonderful, compassionate system.

DUMP THIS COCKSUCKER TO HELL

>>51079416
If you don't like it, leave the country.
That's what I'm doing. Let these retards tear themselves apart with undeserved handouts.

>that dump into close

>>51079386
Democrats have chosen the path of hell with endless stimulus forcing the feds hand to raise rates aggressively. Dollar milkshakes for all.

>>51079434
i'll trust 4chan anecdotal evidence over (((studies))) any day of the week.

>>51079274
What's the best bitcoin etf? BITO?

>>51079455
Compassion is not profitable, stop being anti-American.

Here it comes broskis
We either dump into hell or jump into ath

It's definitely the height of human empathy to use demographic marketing to lie to people from a position of power while you recruit oppressed people to be your house slaves and advance your corrupt system and make it your entire goal to divide people while you sob from your pussy about how everyone else is trying to fucking divide people. The right side of history.

Holy fuck that volume on the closing dump was fucking massive...

>>51079492
Where are you headed? How hard was it to get into wherever it is?

New

>>51079528
>>51079528

someone post the nvda deets

>>51078715
SOFI proved on their last earnings that they don't need student loans. That's why they jumped 30% in one day.

Imagine being bullish on a company that pumped 400% in a couple years because of crypto mining... imagine being long crypto... thats what NVDA bags are going to be.. shit coin bags in a recession

Niggers

>>51077732
pic related

>>51077838
>DD doesn’t matter
That’s because you gamble on the minute candles. Trends present themselves consistently in the long-run if you know what to look at. Compare the b-bands and RSI across multiple charts at different time frames beginning with 4 hours at a minimum.
We’re still in a distribution right now. I’d be shorting SPY if I were you.