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Why didn’t you get a job at Goldman Sachs or Google l?

>> No.51067245

>>51067218
I did not have the required motivation to jump through the particular hoops that GS and google require

>> No.51067261

goldman sachs didnt reply to my application where i listed my 3.9 associates degree in business from a rural community college.

>> No.51067271
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>>51067218
i grew up middle class in the midwest and my IQ is only top 1 percentile. Basically midwit doomed from the start

>> No.51067338

>>51067218
>Goldman Sachs
I’m not a kike

>Google
I’m not a fag

>> No.51067365

>>51067218
i'm not a fag kike trying to destroy soceity?

>> No.51067389

>>51067261
That's rude of them.

>> No.51067618

>>51067218
God this band sucked so much.

>> No.51067637

>>51067218
I became a rocket scientist instead

>> No.51067638

I forgot an Oxford Comma on my application.

>> No.51067784

>>51067218
Never went to college couldn't afford it.

>> No.51067858
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>>51067218
last name wasnt cohen or patel

>> No.51067908

>>51067218
>Google l
>l
what
also fuck your nigger companies

>> No.51068784

>>51067638
I understood that reference.

>> No.51068808

>>51067218
i chose google's main competitor

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>>51067218
imagine having no soul

https://www.bitchute.com/video/5EagXubrVwi8/

>> No.51068906

>>51067218
Amazing how this band disappeared once they couldnt afford to buy hype.

>> No.51069488

>>51067218
I hate Vampire Weekend so much. They are the epitome of the whitest band on Earth. Literally the cover is just the whitest looking girl they could find.

>> No.51070098

Imagine wanting to work for Goldman Sachs. It's basically asking to be tortured

>> No.51070276

>>51067218
AH-OOH-OOH-OOH, AH-OOH-OOH-OOH
OOH-OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH
OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH
OOH-OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH

>> No.51070365

>>51067218
But I do work there

>> No.51070428

>>51067338
Simple as

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>>51067618
>>51068906
Pleb cope, and pleb taste.

>>51069488
Seethe more, pleb: 'One critic went so far as to call Vampire Weekend the "whitest band in the world," to which they took exception, given their Ukrainian, Persian, Italian, and Hungarian heritages. Koenig responded in a November 2009 interview by saying, "Nobody in our band is a WASP."'

>> No.51071383

>>51067218
people leave goldman to work where I work lol...
google pays the same but is gay
probably lower expectations now that its huge though.
whatever I am at my jerb to learn more software dev skills

>> No.51071413

>>51067218
But I did get a job at Google.