/biz/ - Business & Finance

Any other index fags here? Whatcha holding

OIL

These nuts are priced in on your chin

gotta love it

>>51058419
first for Jpow

i watched that one, he fucking said it with a straight face
it was glorious

GAS
YEAH
HUH
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
>SAY IT AGAIN

SIGA IS AT $20!!!!!!! WHY?????? DID MONKEYPOOP GET CURED BY THE JESUS!??!

DID JESUS STOP THE MEN FROM HAVING SEX WITH THE MEN??
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SIGA has felt great but I think we've come to the end. I've pulled out and am not re-entering that position without very tight stop losses.

And evidence of sustained transmission beyond the gays.

Oil chads REPORT IN

Oil

>>51058461
its a fucking std for fags you fucking moron
it was never going to be a pandemic

>>51058478
Kek
Phrasing

>>51058438
GUSH

and just like that.....its over

>>51058452
>the the the
>straight face

>>51058478
SIGA was the best original smg play in a long time. Great memes and good times all round.
Lets not have a Workhorse situation here bros.

SIGA Sisters it's not fair!

>>51058478
Schools and universities opening will spread it

>>51058497
more like crashhorse amirite bros

May someone please post that brokerage tier list?

>both calls/puts are red for spy

>>51058494
My NWO etf has been put on hold because apparently FartGas is the future of finance and the Saudis will make oil more precious then gold.

wasn't able to get any of the chinx positions filled. Fuck now I'm gonna get dumped on. Really wish I could have gotten some at 4 bucks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51058496
yes

>>51058506
If we haven't seen outbreaks *among* kids at daycares at this point, the less intimate contact of schools and universities won't be enough. Remember, SIGA was selling hundreds of thousands of treatments every year back when it was $7.

Friendly reminder that Powell is a BITCH pivoter who will be more than happy to get on his knees to suck Mumu's cock. The guy gave up his credibility when he used the word "transitory", they are still doing QE, and the bitch is going to pivot. I aint selling

I hope gme goes below 30 kek

>>51058535
amongus

God we are fucked. The only thing that bailed out CPI last month was oil and gas. Now saudis put a floor on oil at $90. Next CPI reports: 8.7 8.6 8.4 8.1

10 year yield will force Powell to hike even more lest he loses control of the bond markets inflation expectations

Meanwhile QT doubles starting next month and the dollar is at 30 year highs. If you’re bullish you deserve to lose whatever 8k you have

>BRICS
>"We're totally gonna do it! A reserve commodity backed currency! Yeah I know we first announced it in 2015 but aaaaaaaaanyday not it's gonna happen! You see!"

>>51058506
I will buy in a month or two supposing it really does spread due to this. Fingers crossed.

>>51058539
That rash is sus, bro.

>STBX goes live
>Immediately up 640%
>halted
Yeah I'm gonna pass.

>>51058543
third world shitholes like Brazil and Germany are not relevant

STBX halted up. This is gonna fuck people up today....

>>51058533
I would.

realistically speaking, how long can EQNR continue to pump? will we see a correction before winter arrives?
if you ignore my post your penis will stop working

>>51058555
checked

I'LL IGNORE YOUR CHEAP AROMA
AND YOUR LITTLE BO PEEP DIPLOMA
I'LL JUST PUT YOU IN A COMA
WITH SOME DIRTY LOVE

>>51058557
What's wrong with you, lumping that useless, brown pile of trash alongside a stable and well run exporter like Brazil?

>>51057381
called it

>>51058576
kek, good one bro

>taking a little dumperino again
Good. Fuck you.

>>51058541
September is set up to be constant dumping. And that's a good thing.

>He bought

>>51058537

If the fed pivots the US economy will literally implode. 10 year yield above 3% is not sustainable at current debt levels. You can think what you want but the man himself is not retarded. If he actually supported a pivot he wouldn’t have sent every single Fed official out to talk hawkish.

>>51058497
Did the gay pride month super spread events yield the expected results? Is this information being hidden from us?

>>51058576
i laughed but you're probably right though

What do we think of #DNN

>>51058557
At least it provides for a good show

>>51058564
Again, EQNR is a multibillion dollar company. Its performance follows XOP. It won't become "the next Gazprom" unless it falls dick first into the world's largest natgas reserve or puts together an assassination squad to go after BP, Shell, and Total.

If you want EQNR, you should prefer XOP and buy GUSH.

>>51058585
>September is set up to be constant dumping.

Even oil?

>BBBY

KEK BAGGIES

>>51058556
why wouldn't they let me get any at 4 dollars

>>51058556
Stfu pussy

>>51058611
Cohen basically has a pump and dump army at his beck and call

>>51058563
>>51058556
it's too late to buy? it's going to dump isn't it?

will this shit make me better at trading stonks https://quantic.edu/tuition/

>>51058619
>why wouldn't they let me get any at 4 dollars

>>51058564
EQNR benefits from oil prices and natgas prices, while being cushioned from one or the other crashing.
I think we will see $50+ pretty soon. Maybe I will take some profits then and maybe I won't. I really wanna see $55 and I think I will.

>>51058543
>reserve commodity backed currency
>implodes in a day after Goldman and Sachs and friends up short leverage from a conservative x700 to a slightly profit-seeking x1400

>>51058563
Damnn, should've bought STBX at IPO. I was skeptical because I got fucked on FRZA IPO last time.

Which one of you cringe retards is bawling his eyes out about SIGA on stocktwits?

>>51058533
You know Jerome just grabbed that skinny as eurobitch and quick fucked in her a supply room somewhere at a dead end hallway while talking to her about interest rates, fed fund rates, and bond yields. I bet she gushed a freaking bucket load.

>>51058623
Hey fuck you nigger don't ever talk to me like that. Apologize right now if you ever want to make money again.

I'm exiting my long position ($80k of VTI) on the next pump
We be circling the drain my niggas

BBBY HIT $8.50

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaa

>>51058604
>>51058564
Please ignore the EQNR hater, he has no idea what he is talking about. EQNR is far safer then his dedicated etfs and the fact that he thinks it can't expand (despite all their financial reports showing rapid and ambitious expansion to fill the gap) shows that he's just some newfag that just discovered energy etfs.

>every EU country except poland are red.
Well done

>>51058643
I--i-ii have allergies b-bro

>>51058651
I hold fskax because that expense ratio is criminally good

Lmao mumu lol

NG Chads!

OIL BROS WW@??!

>>51058643
I am secure enough in my masculinity to cry anon.

I've already cashed out for 2x/3x returns on ~50 of these over the last month but I think I'm gonna let these last 20 run up towards the divvy date.. bet they end up 5x by Sept, I'll buy more if there is any pullback

>>51058478
Volume on these days is EXTREMELY low.
This dump is actual bullshit. SIGA is not dead by any means.

However, this bullshit will last longer than most people's fortitude. I'm out and waiting for the bottom.

>>51058591
powell is all talk with no bite. when there is a significant loss of jobs. Congress and Biden will pressure Powell to pivot and the tard is going to pivot. its going to be 2018 all over again

>>51058603
It says a lot about how cucked modern society is that this guy didn't get hung for high treason less than 24 hours after making that statement. They're literally running out of energy, but shutting down nuclear plants anyway to follow the green retard plan from years ago.

>>51058676
Everybody knows nvidia will send it to hell
It's over for mumus

>>51058688
BOUGHT YESTERDAY, LAD!!!!!!!!!!
*SALUTES*

>>51058662
I'm not saying it can't expand, I'm saying no EQNR shill has made a case for it expaning faster than the dozen other companies in the space.

And by betting on a single (Norwegian) company your ass is at serious risk of getting Janted.

DOW IS DOWN .5% IT'S OVER TOTAL ECONOMIC AND SOCIAL COLLAPSE INBOUND

>>51058438
Sqqq

>>51058661
whats the point of lesbians. they're not producing anything. probably bad for the economy desu

selling half my SIGA for oil

>>51058698
the german people are beyond fucking cucked
it's going to take total economic collapse for the wake up call to hit

FPAY shill... You didn't, did you?

>>51058655
The BBBYfags say the shorties are done though.

>>51058594
The gay pride month thesis was correct, but it hasn't really latched on outside of the gay community except some places here and there.
If the FDA hadn't been so corrupt we would have been at $50, but adaption is part of the deal.

I haven't been keeping up with the
>absolute state of things
lately, wasn't SPY at 430 a couple of days ago? What happened?

SIGA Gains!!! I MISS YOU!!!! I WISH YOU WOULD COME BACK TO ME SO I CAN SELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51058535
Day cares are not equivalent to universities and schools as they are much smaller in population size and number of student interactions. Daycares have what 10-30 kids max? That's nowhere near the interactions we see at schools and universities, which hold 100s of students from all over the country.

>>51058719
40 years of demoralization and brain washing by the institutions of the state has destroyed them oh well

>>51058722
>bogleheads are laughing
>commodities are laughing
>precious metal fags are laughing

>>51058730
Whats your average KPOP poster?

>>51058419
To everyone laughing at me for saying GCT was a Chinese pump and dump, get absolutely fucked. You reap what you sow.

>>51058693
Forgot to add, I'm moving most of my wad, but keeping those December calls on the chance that they print.

>>51058699
Checked NVDA is the next domino to fall, unless they pull the bullshit “well it’s not as bad as we expected” and it will pump.

>>51058698
The germans, if they didn't vote for it, at least tacitly accepted the last 10 years of post-Fuckyoushima hysteria. Now if only japan would stop being hysterical so their women could accept my cock.

>>51058707
I respect your point but again, I feel that EQNR is the safest pic in the space. I'm willing to give up 10% more gains for a 50% more downside protection.
I also don't think the government will do anything to them, they're pretty safe and have a ton of political power. What the UK did to shell won't happen here.

>>51058715
lesbians are for porn

>>51058722

This nigga gets it

>>51058742
I mean it was really obvious,specially after what happened with HKD.They probably still fucked up

>>51058715
>not producing anything
The artwork and films don’t count?

>>51058752
Germans will be punished for the rest of existence for the holocaust in some shape or form

>>51058632
>Der Dämonenjude

>>51058742
i made 3.5k on GCT chud. You're not supposed to hold those stocks into close

>>51058676
I unironically miss the era of these album covers

>>51058741
I was at $11 but i started buying more at $17-$25. Now it's $15.

>>51058732
Schools and universities have kids in desks 90% of the time. If a single handsy ass toddler in daycare can't infect 3, 5, 10 others, then some gay dude in a college lecture hall sure as hell won't.

Same as, like, subways not showing up as transmission vectors. Old ladies in NYC *should* have the pox but don't.

STBX is still halted. It literally just opened. This thing is going to explode isn't it?

GUYS LOOK AT THE VIX ON A DAILY CHART IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A SNAKE


SSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss

>>51058724
Mpox could be eradicated in a week if the FDA approved tpoxx and the gov used the reserve. But the FDA isn't in the business of preventing disease, eradicated disease doesn't make money. Why contain it, let is spread for maximum profits.

DOW STILL DOWN .49% IT'S REALLY OVER THERE'S NO HOPE OF RECOVERY SELL WHILE YOU CAN I'LL SEE YOU BOYS AFTER 6 MONTHS IN MY BEENS N DEENS HOLE

>>51058730
i warned siga heads. but there is decent support 15-20 dollars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4n-Y2tpjc&list=RDhr4n-Y2tpjc&start_radio=1

>>51058715
Elves cannot be lesbians, in the absence of human dickings they turn on one another to establish a hierarchy.
Ticker: VIX

>>51058787
VET bros

Mumu sleepy.

Germany no longer exists, what's left is Jewmany, a husk that will continue to be punished for daring to attempt to save the world (and not because of something that never happened).
Shorting Jewmany is the most humane thing you can do, help put down this husk so something better can rise up.

EQNR for life.

All good faith went out the window when sigafags moved from 'lol, gay sex pills for degenerate homos,' which is genuinely funny, to 'wait for schools to open'
You guys are as bad as traumatized faggots that molest kids to get even with the world
I hope pfe reveals a better medication so that siga drops to 3.50

>>51058791
hissssssssssssssss

I need to see a clear reversal on this chart before I go back into SIGA. As it stands, this thing is going to fizzle outwithin a month.

I think I went a little too wild with this one.
But seriously, fuck them.

>>51058772
They should invite all the jews to germany, then have sex with them. Once the germans are jews, the jews can no longer punish them. Then they can re-invade Palestine and make a 1000 year Israelaryan reich.

>>51058791
There is only one real nigga that can save this shit market

he needs more margin. he needs a direct margin line from the feds reserves.

>>51058438
short s&p + nasd-ack
long hong kong chink chong

>>51058783
Yeah thats going to be a doubt from me. you didn't even start posting about it until it was over 20.
actually post a screenshot of your average

>>51058801
>NRW
Love the aesthetic, hate the music. Also, I'd be 30% richer if I had sold the top. My hands are too strong for my own good.

>>51058697
Yes the powell memes are very cringe, it reminds me of the notorious rgb

>>51058811
I'm investing in the only company that can effectively treat those kids when they get sick. By not investing in SIGA you are basically admitting that you hate children and enjoy their suffering. Shame on you.

>>51058754
>What the UK did to shell won't happen here.
I'm far from an expert on Norwegian politics but those certainly feel like famous last words. A windfall profit tax or EDF type full nationalization feels like a genuine risk when the continent's in dire shape.

>>51058819

>>51058438
80% VT, 20% AVUV

>>51058819
Based if true

NASDAQ REFUSES TO DUMP

>>51058780
I do too.. late 90’s early 2000’s you could just walk through the record store and look for the most gangster covers and buy the cd and knew it would be good

>>51058813
that's not a snake
that's the loch ness monster

>>51058844
>continent
Not Norway. I understand your concern but this won't happen.

>>51058840
>the powell memes are very cringe
You're cringe faggot zoomer

>>51058840
>powell memes are very cringe
he literally saved the economy on live stream picrel

>>51058843
That's some San Fran level gaslighting you've got there, child fucker
Just admit it's always been about your port and never about gays getting what they deserve. Fucking homo

>wake up yesterday
>lose money
>wake up today
>lose money
what’s going on

>>51058828
nice try irs

>>51058854
It will in time. I was expecting ~+0.4% today into the mumocaust. Anything below that is just a plus

>>51058882
You're and investor, not a gambler!

>>51058882
you have had it too good for too long.

>>51058888
kek baggie

the F.E.D. will save the market

there will be a Pivot™ the likes of which you have never seen before

>>51058882
So stop waking up then. It's obviuously making you lose money.

>>51058844
>I'm far from an expert on Norwegian politics
Then don't comment on it.
The only scenario where this would happen is if Germany invaded again to get its hands on our sweet sweet brap-juice.

>>51058891
The mumucaust already happooned
Greedy bears don't cum, not because you're necessarily bears, but because greed blinds and fucks you in the ass

>>51058862
Alright, I'm rooting for ya.

>>51058905
>the F.E.D. will save the market
Which one?

>>51058849
absurdly based
I'm market weighted 60% fskax and 40% vxus

>>51058859
Gtfo L*m poster before you make SOXL go red

>>51058905
overnight pivot to fed rate being the 12 month inflation moving average when!?

>>51058877
SIGA needs investors like me to help grow their business in order to protect children from the gay disease. You're hatred for children is disgusting and unnatural.

Economy go bad mean rice go up. How buy rice stock?

None the drops matter until the dow is back below 30k and SPY is below 3k again.

>>51058892

>Saudis going to cut production if Iran deal goes through.

They tried to stop us fellow Barons, but it’s only a matter of time.

sometimes i think the C suite aren't that smart. they're great at generating a bunch of word salad, but not as great as getting to the fucking point.

Recommend me a promising stock and relatively safe stock that is not currently at the top. I'm looking for a place to park my SIGA gains. If I can even make 10% on it in a week, I'd be happy.

>>51058859
You fucking cocksucker and your virgin creating 'toons about to regress my nvda, reeeee

>>51058921
They might finlly have the balls to do it.

>>51058888
FUCKING BASED SCHYSTER POST ALSO CHECKED

>>51058928
>>51058949
lum is the only reason SOXL isn't 5 dollars right now
you will learn.

>>51058932
You talk like a faggot and your shits all fucked up
On a tangent, if it did spread through schools, that would just mean every other pharmaceutical company would jump wagon and by God, they're way more efficient than NIGA
Think, pedo, think

>>51058938
Based Saudichads

>>51058777
That literally doesn't negate what I just said, retard.

>why aren’t you chuds discussing race more?
>it matters for some reason
SQQQ hasn’t budged. If this is the best the bulls can do tomorrow will be fucking brutal

>>51058899
it's funny because its true.

>STBX up 900%
>Not even 1mn volume
This is fucked

>>51058919
I'm not greedy anon, I'm just expecting the market to gravitate toward a fair market price given over a decade of exuberance and bad spending. Money don't mean much to me, I'm in the game because it's stimulating.

>>51058789
why can't I buy this

>>51058905
He only sent out every Fed Governor to throw water on retarded the market went after he knew he fucked up, like LIESman from CNBC asked him back in May if there would be a need .75bps hike and he said he saw no reason to and the market went stupid until they were forced into a surprise .75bps hike in June

Now that BBBY is fucking dying I'd drop a grand on it to catch a cheeky dead cat bounce but I feel like even then I'll manage to lose some money if I touch this piece of shit of a stock

>>51058993
>surprise .75bps hike in June
>surprise

>>51058943
>relatively safe stock
>10% on it in a week

If BBBY just dropped another 7% doesn't that mean a bunch of shorts were finally able to buy out?

>>51058819
nice make them scared

>NPR pivoting on race based politics
>Just 2 more years

>>51058941
98% of people in life are pretty retarded

>>51059027
Nobody thought they would do it until they leaked it to the WSJ Monday afternoon before the fed meeting they were doing a .75bps and caught everyone off guard

#AnotherBidenWin

>>51059027
he said a .75bp was not on the table at all. Immediately dropped one right after.

>>51059037
It's a dead company going bankrupt. The shorts aren't buying out of anything.

Huge DXY reversal today after hitting a double top.

>>51058943
I told all my SIGA bros to jump into EQNR and I'm sure only a few of you listened.
We still have plenty of room to run, looking for $55.

So what's the current cope?

>>51058919
>He can't cum from getting fucked in the ass
Pathetic

>>51058973
I think you are projecting your own pedophilia urges onto me, due to your internalized shame. You've already admitted you hate children and want to see them suffer by not investing in SIGA. If a large pharmaceutical company were to buy out SIGA that would be great, they could bring their manufacturing abilities to protect as many children as possible.

>>51059050
That's right faggot, delay my student loans even longer.

>>51059064
>The Beyond section will save us

>>51059050
So,who's gonna pay for those student loan debt relief?

>>51058943
I put mine into CCJ. Up 4% so far. I think it can go to $27.

>>51059064
Some delusional guy in a group chat I'm part of says there'll be "a buyout, a merger or something like that, 100%"

>>51059045
Forgot pic
>Lasy chance for SQQQ under 40

>>51059050
>give out federal loans
>drive up college prices with mass influx of money
>prevent people from declaring bankruptcy to get out of student loan payments that are loan shark tier
>hold them hostage as a political bartering chip for close to a decade

I hate this country sometimes

>>51058438
>Heineken

Fucking disgusting.

>>51059064
people on stocktwits will say added more...

>>51059050
>inb4 its only for minorities and women

You guys are seeing OIL break out yes? 2 options:

1) US is gonna give up trying to kill oil /w rate hikes, SPR, and spot manip -> buy oil
2) US is gonna double down and it means bigtime recession -> go short

>>51059050
This will surely stop inflation

>>51059059
yen and pound looking to reverse but 50% of dxy is eur/usd and eur still weak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6XijLFAEGY

>>51059064
I don't know anything but I know for a FACT that BBBY is a $1k stock.

>>51059064
>they could have sold at $25
>they could have gotten out at $20
>they could have bailed at $12
>they will hold until bankruptcy

>>51059102
The Saudis and OPEC said they won't play ball with the US.
Oil is here to stay at these prices.

>>51059064
Spinoff of buy buy baby into a separate company that gets bought out by GME. I'm not lying, that's the current cope, and I'm gambling on a hundred shares at 8.52 it's actually true.
>inb4 kek baggie replies
I spend more money on food in a week being an indulgent fatass, neck yourselves.

>>51059077

>>51059095

I didn’t go to school because it was expensive. If they forgive some bitches $10,000 loan for her art degree I’m going to be pissed.

>>51059064
>bed baggies and beyond holders got the most obvious sell signal you could ever ask for
>they don't sell
why is reddit like this

>>51059048
>inflation came in higher than expected
>fed leaks through wsj days before
>surprise
that's not how a surprise hike looks like
a real surpise hike would let you see circuit breakers flying over your house

>>51059071
That's a lot of leaps you're taking, homo.

>>51059121
I don't know why the FUCK they expected the oil fags to pump more when they are making bank.

>>51059050
If he were to cancel 10k in student debt it would nearly completely erase their claimed deficit reduction in the inflation act... this country is fucked while that demented faggot eats ice cream and shits on himself inbetween pedo sessions, I hate Jim Brandon so much bros
>>51059077
Pay your bills faggot

>>51059071
>but think about the children/elderly/homeless/minorities/bla bla bla
When are they going to update the playbook?

>>51059095
>be an adult
>get a loan/grant I plan on never paying
>government will subsidize it because literally everyone has one
>imagine not going to college and getting loans knowing this
>democrats are fucked

>>51059122
>this much seething unsolicited
kek baggie

>>51058662
>>51058707
>>51058754

I’m up 21% on the eqnr calls I bought yesterday, just sayin

>>51059102

Saudis just set a floor on Oil. They got tired of PPT fucking with the price. They are ready to start a pseudo embargo .

>>51059133
they got so many
>stores don't have the money to restock
>they have resorted to using credit
>now their loaners have bailed and they can't even use credit
>stores are going empty and turning off their air conditioning to save money
>reddit: "IT'S GOING TO THE MOON DUDES"

>>51059087
(You), now pay for my heatlhcare too piggy.

>>51059087
Make the poor pay it by selling them more lottery tickets.

>>51059149
Make that 27% actually

>>51059153
don't forget their lord and savior ryan cohen literally filed a form that said "i'm going to sell" and they kept holding lmao

>>51059105
Today is a general dollar decline. Everything is bouncing relative to the dollar.
The PMI data seems to be the primary cause, so it's hard to say whether this is a real change of trend.

I do think the yen is a decent buy at these levels.

>>51059159
We could legalize cannabis and just have the billions in taxes pay for it

>>51059153

2 more weeks

Did baggot finally rope?

>>51059144
>Pay your bills faggot

>>51059102
No way oil moons into midterms. I'm in DRIP. The government will do whatever they have to do to manipulate the price down, probably sell some child slaves to the Saudis or something

>>51059142
Empires do things until they stop working. That's what inertia and braindead leadership gets you.

>>51059149
Yeah I'm not saying it's a bad play, it's a good one. I'm just saying I don't see any upside to concentrating on that vs other companies in the space.

>>51059167
>"Hey guys I'm filling to sell everything."
>"No really I'm dumping my stock this company is fucking retarded"
>"How the fuck is this a betrayal I told you I was fucking selling"
>"WHY WOULD I BUY A COMPANY I JUST DUMPED?!"

>>51059121

Yes they're going to cut production. They were already pissed about us making a deal with Iran, and recently they publicly accused us of manipulating the futures price (part of the midterms and trying to hurt putler).

But we still have options to crush it. It just means we need to crush demand harder. I have learned to not underestimate how delusional, insane, and dogmatic US gov can be, and they really really really want oil down now, for multiple reasons.

>>51059183

>>51059183
Most likely he flew to south Korea and got caught running across the dmz searching for his gookfu. He is in a North Korean concentration camp eating gook pee pee and poo poo.

when does the line go up or down

>>51059183
Good for him if real. Kinda depressing though

>>51059183
I guess he travelled to Korea

>>51059184
Good luck with your DTI when you grow up and want to purchase some assets :^)

>>51059167
they had an entire day after that to bail too. the fantasy of being on another GME upswing was simply too much for them to resist

>>51059183
Why would he? Did his lady finally leave for good?

Why you no answer about rice? Useless board. Always make big whine but nothing but empty words. No want make money, want talk about dumb things. It no hard to do right?

>Anon buy stock because good, make money! Anon sell this stock it no more make money!
>Oh thank you anon we make good money together. Normals struggle while we make many yuan together!

See not hard! Instead its
>Percentage of yankke doodle make whole world end. Here we lose money buy buying stock at highest price!

Or

>Random newsman say economy good. We all make money while world! Here is stock that nobody ever buy. Oil oil gold gas tech tech. I never tell you anything you buy right now to make money though teehee!

Fucking niggars. China laugh at you. Now give me rice stock!

>>51059244
Umm sweaty I have a 732 credit score, I'll be fine.

>>51058419
just got rugged.

why can't I ever get into these pump and dumps early enough to actually make money

>>51059297
Kek, I had a limit order at one point set up for $40. Snapped out of it at the last second thank fuck.

Time for some soxl weekly calls?

>>51059297
Is that the new Russian Coffee Shop?

ASTS +7.87% rn lads jumbo gains

10yr creeping back up... If it hits 3% algos will commence the nasdump

>>51059276
Credit score has nothing to do when calculating your DTI. You could have a 850 and still get denied by an underwriter based on your debt to income retard

>>51059183
what the FUCK did i just watch

>>51059297
I didn't bother to get in at first when they raised the ipo price this morning. Gonna wait to see if it recovers from the crash to maybe get in for the close...

>>51059319
Well luckily in a few more years I will own nothing and be happy so it's a moot point anyway.

>>51059244
>>51059319
>believing you need to go through some Jewish lenders in order to make a purchase
HAHAHAHAHAHAH, I think not.

>>51059297
When will you learn to stop chasing memes and PnDs?
>invest in REITS, Cannabis, Uranium, Global Bear Market
>noooooooooo, you can’t just want to hold us accountable

>>51059329
i would actually take that cat to paris

>>51059344
reits are based as fuck
i'm surprised more of the self proclaimed socialists don't like them

>>51058438
My roth is like 90% DUHP

>>51059322
The new sanic hedge hog game looks good

>>51059341
Yeah let us all know when you go out and buy a $750k house for cash from your massive gains

>>51059340
>pic
I guess I just love not being really hungry then

>>51059297
who the fuck sees something that has gone up 600%+ and thinks "yeah I should buy this"?????

>>51059365
>ukraine gpd equates to 16 week of wmt sales

>>51059374
le reddit

>>51059370
I wouldn't waste my money on some mcburger mansion anyways. I'd sooner shell out 50 grand for some land in the middle of nowhere and sleep in a tent.

>>51059370
>buying a house
>in 2022

>>51059389

>>51059370
I bought a 490k house in 2020, cash.

Kind of regret not just sitting on it and flipping, went up 150k within a year.

>>51059396
Nobody in real estate has bought anything in the last 2 years. Don’t worry I have plenty of reserves to buy up a few more single family homes from short term rental fomoers and some multi family next year and I’ll gladly rent it out to you, I’ve been waiting on the downturn in real estate for a long time
>>51059401
Just sit on it and use the equity to for a cashout refi to buy more when prices drop even more, then just do a rate and term refi everything into a lower interest rate when they inevitably have to start cutting rates

Holy fucking shit oilbros I'm coooooooming

>>51059374
Desperate after losing so much on another chinx scam

good chance to pump toward close looken like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKgtA3h8WB8

Umm hello?

>>51059377
How many weeks of walmart sales is you country smg?

I can't take this anymore. LINE GO UP THEN LINE GO DOWN. This shit is infuriating.

Any CABA bros in thread?

>>51059477
about 3 football stadiums

>>51059479
yes line literally go up and down all the time whats the issue?

>>51058520
you shouldn't touch stocks for a while fren

>>51059401
>build 120k house in 2020
>sold for $420k
>built another 150k house in 2021
>sold for $580k
>bought 274 acres
>building another house.
wild few years for real estate

>>51059477
Whatever its WM value, Canada doesn't matter anyway

>>51059479
that's a man

>>51059464
Go ahead but that new home and rent to me. Dark Brandon will show up and implement price controls on rent so I'll be paying you $300 a month for rent while you do the repairs. Meanwhile I'll be inside shidding and farding while you do the work.

>>51059479
maybe you aren't cut out for this stock market thing

>>51059516
how about they break their habit and not stuff their face

>>51059050
>one time $10k forgiveness
What problem does this solve exactly? This is a retarded band aid on the issue.

>>51059516

>>51059497
nobody will understand this hans

>>51059464
>Nobody in real estate has bought anything in the last 2 years. Don’t worry I have plenty of reserves to buy up a few more single family homes
Other than blackrock, zillow and friends. Literal retard tier take. You're not siting on the sidelines, you've been priced out lmao.

>>51059473
helo

New

>>51059540
>>51059540

>>51059520
Umm sweaty your privilege is showing

>>51059527
it's not a band aid, it's political pandering
biden is desparate to raise his approval rating and this is the only thing he can do (because he has basically 0 influence)

>>51059518
already used the capital im willing to risk right now

>>51059545
what the FUCK

>>51058742
I like shorting memes but gct was a bit too scary. They are chinese so who knows what kind of fake dividend sorcery they might pull to yeet a short
did anyone here short it?

>>51059516
I will simply not rent it out to you. Have fun living with your parents.

>>51059539
You don’t even know what blackrock was doing, Zillow sold for a massive loss... kneegrow I have equity from a family inheritance in real estate since the 60’s

>>51059518
She just keeps getting better

>>51058690
>Phoneposter
>Cricket
opinion disregarded

>>51059545

>>51059050
But I haven't taken out loans for a second degree yet, this is bullshit.

>>51059553
tfw no "my feet hurt, I want to go home" gf

>>51058575
Based Zappa enjoyer

Hedgies are f'd

No this can't be happening this was supposed to be a relief rally days why are they selling???

>>51058989
how

>>51059329
I will take you to penis

>>51058808
Sasuga AINZ sama

What do I think about this?

>>51058849
VTI and VXUS, but I'm thinking about converting a significant portion into SCHD.

>>51058693
>This dump is actual bullshit. SIGA is not dead by any means.
Agree. This is a fake and gay low volume shake out attempt

>>51059794
Stockwits tier post