/biz/ - Business & Finance

>91st

mumu is a fag and I shagged his wife

Nobody knows who I am. I posted the most cringe shit last thread. God I love new threads.

Which company has exceptional revenue growth?

>>51052144
I need hopium now please!!!

>>51052174
Who is this?

>>51052174
This is why not having accounts on 4chan is based.

Why didn't any of you short SHOP like I told you to

>>51052152
cyber

>A new study finds that monkeypoop may be able to be spread in asymptomatic people.
In the new study, of 200 asymptomatic people who received screening, researchers found that 13 of them were positive for MPV, with two later becoming symptomatic.

we are going to make it siga sisters!

>>51052174
The admins know our post histories. They read through it every night and laugh at us

>>51052152
You better watch what you say anon. Patriots are in control but there are other actors at play. I've said too much.

>>51052214
The same admins who wear dresses and have 5' 0 clock shadows? I could care less what those abominations think of me

>>51052214
I can't believe the jannies know I went to pol to asked for a mexican rice recipe. How embarrassing.

>>51052222
Checked for the white hats.

>>51052228

>>51052212
For me it's undetected polio. I think that virus has really got legs.

>>51052222
>I need scissors 61

>>51052212
There is no such thing as an asymptomatic carrier of a disease, that's like saying a herpes carrier is asymptomatic, it's just hiding, that's not how diseases work, it's paranoid action at a distance. I hate fucking Jews so much.

>>51052254
>I think that virus has really got legs.
That is kind of offensive. I think you need to be put in time out and walk it off..

>asymptomatic viruses

>>51052144
Are you all ready to pump as much as you can before China crashes and burns the whole world down to a global depression?

https://youtu.be/zAln0kO5J9s

Thinking of shorting France and Germany, but going long on fertilizer, gas, and coal.
Also short on wheat, but long on onions, corn, and sugar

>>51052279
Why are you so obsessed with Asian men?

>>51052302
Why you are so obsessed with a green frog

>>51052340
Because I am a green frog

>>51052212
Buying the dip, not selling

>>51049728
does this mean bear time is over or something?
But lainanon, housing and the fed are ringing bells

>>51049562
I'm strongly considering opening put spreads or just outright shorting CVNA. I need to balance out my book. I'm now like 25% long.

>>51052363
Everything is going to be ok..... Make sure you invest in SIGA.

Bobros what's happening? Futures are going green but we haven't even hit the 100 day moving average yet. I am not going to be able to fall asleep tonight.

Remember the overstock anon? He was a nice guy. I hate this market

>CDC changed their covid guidlines
>Federal government stops paying for shots
>Even Fauci is stepping down soon
>all before midterms happen

The fuck is going on here? Markets will run blood red from this shit.

>Penn State reports its first case of monkepox
You anons are still holding SIGA, right?...

>>51052388
Who cares the market will take a fat white woman sized nigger creampie in september

>>51052409
Almost everyone bailed. I bought back in at 22. kek

>>51052394
Kek were you the Overstock guy? Did that one anon ever post his anime wall decal?

Furniture really is the future of finance.

>>51052409
SIGA? SIGA? YES! YES! YES!! YES!!!!!! CAN I HAVE SOME MORE SIGA!

>>51052408
It's over. WEF predicted there will be a backlash against science in 2030.

>>51052408
Fauci stepping down is bullish. Dude was a fucking fraud with a god complex.

>>51052423
Nope I am not him. Once he started rambling on about a crypto conspiracy not being priced in is when I knew he was going to lose it all. A shame

>>51052421
>Almost everyone bailed.
The weekly pattern is so predictable, though. Every dip is higher than the last

>>51052409
>it was lia
Damn she was looking kinda cute ngl might still pull up on that bussin ass real quick on god no cap frfr

I have never and will never save a single frog picture.

Never sold covered calls before, how do I get into options as quickly as possible

>futures
Ah, bobo.. bobo bobo.. you do not cum. Ever.

>>51052408
I'm glad it's finally over, it doesn't feel as satisfying as I thought though.

>"When the Biden administration declared monkeypoop (MPV) a public >health emergency (PHE) on August 4, it was believed that only >symptomatic individuals were contagious.

>However, a recent study published this month in the Annals of Internal >Medicine finds this may not be true. Researchers discovered that >some people who tested positive for MPV were asymptomatic."

Do you think gay people have no standards? they don't want to fuck people's butthole with sores all of it. PLUS can you just imagine the pain?? Gays have standards OKAY! They don't like ugly disgusting thangs. Also Monkey poop will give you flaming butt holes making sex impossible.

>>51052467
>Monkey poop will give you flaming butt holes
I think that's a turn on for le gays

>>51052451
I don't see SIGA dropping below $20

>>51052452
you're missing out loser, rare pepes will be going for millions in a few years

>>51052433
He was right about the crypto portfolio.

Don’t sleep on TZero (TZROP)

>>51052388
Futures being near flat after a -2% day is very bearish, Bob.

Eurokeks...we are the laughing stock of the world thanks to g*rman negroids fucking everything

>>51052454
>get into options quickly
Hahahahaha
You're going to get fucking burned

Covered calls are generally the safest thing though. Just remember that selling (writing) a contract puts you short. That means it could be assigned at any time (though unlikely).
Generally you want the bid price to jump up from an IV spike and capture the premium on it.

If that doesn't make any sense to you, then you need to read more. A lot more.

>>51052383
You haven't sold
>ngmi

>>51052388
It'll open green and close red. Can't believe you call yourself a Bobo if you can't recognize this pattern

>>51052496
>it's over

>>51052493
>its real

>>51052501
retesting a previous low is not bullish

>>51052501
How many treatments was SIGA selling at $7/share?

>>51052493
>Tfw boomers finally retire and vacation in Europe en masse because of how strong the USD is comapred to the Euro
>Euros have to deal with old American boomers

>>51052493
piece of shit fucking country
was it churchill who proclaimed that EU was a german scheme
i hate the eternal kr*ut

>>51052547
>All the boomers die of mpox
>Californians and liberals can't survive on their own
Win win

>>51052547
>boomers take the last of social security funds to dump them in foreign countries, making sure nothing trickles down to younger Americans.
Perfect.

>>51052514
This single bad boy will take me places. I'll get everything I want from horse looking g*rmanic negroid women, in 2 weeks. Ze 15 dorrah per hours

>>51052547
nooo please we dont want more foreign income noooooo

>>51052302
>>51052340
>>51052363
>>51052367

>>51052501
Cases need a big boost. It's make or break this week. As it is, this is starting to look like Ebola in 2014.

>>51052529
It's all artificial

>>51052501
The only other catalyst is monkepox becomes a pandemic that is easily transmitted. Either globalhomo is lying to us and every single journalist and doctor is also in on it or maybe you're just wrong anon. And yes I did own SIGA and I browsed the /Mog/ threads. Ultimately this seems like an STD that is hard to transmit if you're not a fag. Therefore SIGA is still a good long term play if you have a low avg cost

>>51052585
>this week
the die isnt cast until midterms in US are over so they can actualy help their citizens again

>>51052580
American beaners(me) and niggers(luckily not me) are going to travel to europe and fuck your women. I'll impregnate every single white woman I see solely to get back to what you did to my bloodline : D

I'm starting to feel like oil needs a Jewish blessing. Perhaps in video form.

>>51052585
I agree, these next few weeks are crucial and will determine the course of the outbreak. I disagree that monkepox is starting to look like Ebola 2014 though. It's already spread to 99 countries

>>51052618
ull be laughed at publicly for being a manlet

>>51052408
Republican congress makes things more green than your momma’s teeth and your daddy’s dick.

>>51052622
No one even watches your videos

>>51052618
>what you did to my bloodline
Without Europeans you wouldn't exist dumbass.

>>51052624
>I disagree that monkepox is starting to look like Ebola 2014 though. It's already spread to 99 countries
True, but it's got kind of the same feel.
A tiny bit of media attention.
A few people worried about it.
But ultimately not enough spread to become a problem. Fizzles out.

>>51052638
Only those that matter.

>>51052627
I maybe 5'2 but I'm 6'0 when I stand on my money. I'll be richer than all you guys so idc. I'll only be there for a couple days so I don't think the women will mind getting fucked after I take them to an authentic american cuisine(I'll take them to McDonald's)

>>51052641
You think if I wanted to be alive I would be shit posting on anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum

>>51052651
>I maybe 5'2

>>51052649
Not true. Everyone stopped watching a while ago. Even my wife (she's real) made fun of how unhinged your lame videos have gotten.

>>51052409
I fucking knew that grade schools and college would be giant petri dishes for monkey-pox.

But don't expect the LGBT+ shills to do anything, they'll let the fags keep having sex non-stop in their leper colonies.

Oil bros...........are we back

>>51052638
based and jewish cyber 91st pilled

>>51052618
>American beaners(me)
Spicbro, I just need to improve social skills and I'll colonizing here

>>51052651
>5'2"
Fully grown?

>>51052529
>retesting a previous low is not bullish
It's a fucking opportunity for brainlets to buy cheap. Biz keeps shitposting and wail when the market booms. I've added more LEVER, SYLO and JUNO, waiting on green dildos

>>51052690
You don't have a wife and even if you did she's disgusting 3d. I'm married to a 2d woman and my investment strategies are so high IQ it makes you look like a McDonald's wagie playing with acorn by comparison.

>>51052599
>Either globalhomo is lying to us and every single journalist and doctor is also in on it or maybe you're just wrong anon.
I appreciate the reality check, I'll keep this in mind. I think there's still potential. We'll know soon enough

>>51052715
>2d waifu coper talks to 3d wife having chad
lmao youre so deluded that people offering you advice (youre a fat fuckin mess, and youre stupid) is met with hostility.
maybe rethink your bad takes, and stop being (fat and) stupid.

>oooooooh le funny late show man is talking about GAYSEX

>>51052599
>Either globalhomo is lying to us and every single journalist and doctor is also in on it
you do realize this just happened?

>>51052733
say what you will about rocker but there's nothing wrong with having a 2d wife

>>51052698
So I pulled down a YTD performance of all the iShares etfs, looks like anything even remotely touching energy is making bank, everything else is shidding the bed

>>51052733
K definitely doing a video now. Faggots like you need to learn your place and bend the knee to Jews and the brigade. Keep it up and you'll do hard time.

>>51052415
>>51052487
>>51052498
Thanks guys I'll sleep better now. I think if I am green again tomorrow I will take some profits and if I am red I will hold on and wait a day.

>>51052735

>>51052735
why tf are u watching that liberal mouth piece?

>>51052747

>>51052758
Google wanted me to watch it

>>51052755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0

>>51052743
>there's nothing wrong with having a 2d wife
Was just lashing out and defending my 3dpd, lad. No offense meant.
>>51052747
>avatar faggot
Do you really (still) spend hours of your worthless time, making shitty videos? Move on.

>>51052740
Clearly you weren't in the early/cvg/ threads. If you were than you'd realize news articles, videos and journalists who went against what ((they)) were saying. In the beginning ((they)) were saying it was a nothingburger and you had evidence saying otherwise. Later when ((they)) changed the narrative once again you had evidence proving that it wasn't as deadly as they were suggesting. You cant compare monkepox with covid because covid actually had momentum, public interest and a high rate of infection. Monkepox has absolutely nobody paying attention to other than fags and SIGA shills.
Sell your gains

>>51052409
>penn state

Uuuhhh ok what the fuck...

The USD is below 1 right now. God help us all.

>>51052790
They don't fit the market to the news, they fit the news to the market.

>>51052765
The guy who makes these is brilliant. I love the suicide nets outside his pod

>>51052827
Either way you'd have whistle-blower or autistic anons doing research on some shitty /pol/ thread, monkepox has neither therfore it is a nothingburger

>>51052825
The USD is always worth $1 lmao

>Futures

>>51052849
Agreed but the STD spreading to schoolchildren is a redpill

>>51052849
>>51052827
>Don't have SIGA
>Bagging CMRX forever
>Keep writing out calls
At this rate, I'll just sit on it forever until I decide to rotate. I still want some exposure, just in case.

>BBBY bankruptcy chance has increased to 34%

>>51052790
The covid outbreak started no later than October 2019 at the Wuhan military games. If you overlay the monkepox and covid timelines, we're still in the December 2019 - Jan 2020 timeframe. The only difference now is that monkepox has spread to 99 countries. Covid was only detected in like 16 countries at this point in the outbreak

>>51052868
>fake news fake news, bhenchod Cohen sold as an insider to give his profit to BBBY to save them from bankruptcy

>>51052825
God is scaring every faggot on planet earth right now and faggot simps. He is too busy to give a fuck about some jewish paper

>>51052879
>Crash in about 3 months
That's about what I was expecting, so that seems on track

>>51052888

>>51052883
the cope that RH sold so GME could buy BBBY is fucking hilarious

>>51052906
What if it's true?

>>51052862
>Agreed but the STD spreading to schoolchildren is a redpill
And that's a good thing

>>51052825
the jew fears a strong dollar.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSTct2FFamw

Short every single company that is cutting jobs in the pwc survey

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/just-how-cooked-official-jobs-data-pwc-finds-more-half-us-companies-are-laying-workers

>>51052940
What stocks do you own depressed shitty taste in music anon?

>>51052868
the interim CEO and directors were buyers a month ago at $5 yet people still clamoring on about bankruptcy in the near term or that bankruptcy is what their end of month announcement will be. almost as delusional as the people who think RC will still secretly save the company despite selling

the verge of bankruptcy is also ripe with opportunity. Best Buy is a good example of this where I can link an article from 2012 about why they're "doomed to go out of business gradually", same with Tesla "heading to $0 worst case-scenario" back in 2018

>>51052956
Some shit called SPAXX

>>51052849
The autistic anons on pol got burned out, the monkepox threads are slid every time

>>51052965
Just holding cash? If you feel like the market is going down, why not just buy sqqq and bobo post. I think your mental state would be much better if you pretended to be a cute cuddly bear

any opinions on BTU?

>>51052984
sometimes I buy short but people that try too much fail too much. Actually thinking about parking cash in a non leveraged inverse etf. think we're actually heading down now, probably lower than previous low.

>>51052949
Ford is laying off 8k... oof. Rocker better find a job asap because those wage slaves are going to be competing for shit and piss cleaning openings.

>>51052965
Based Fidelity bro

>>51052999
>BTU BHENCHODS IT'S OUR TIME AGAIN

Quick reminder that my password is literally the word “nigger”

>buy soxl

>>51052999
Coal is pretty good energy play, but for BTU there's a guy who holds a lot of it here. Wait for him to come back.

>>51053032
Scoopsies would never buy SOXL. I love scoopsies.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wLSUDSNqLgQ&feature=share

Soxl bros........,,,.,..,

Lool reading these AMC/BBBY copium is hilarious. Some of them sound like they might actually suicide

Whatever happened to the tranny that kept posting pugs?

>shanghai skyline dark by order of CCP

>>51052957
The difference you fucking retard is that best buy wasn't so fucked that they were stocking their shelves with credit only to the loaners to start cancelling their credit because its that fucking fucked

I’ll fucking kill all of u stupid faggots in this thread because no one shorted SHOP

>>51053090
Every tech stock is down 80% like SHOP, you aren't smart

>>51053090
pajeet is that you?

>>51053098
SHOP isn’t a normal tech stock it’s a shitco that has a P/E in mid hundreds if you account for the fact that their stripe and AFRM investments are underwater it’s not normal tech it’s going below $5 fuck you fuck you fuck you it’s not a standard tech co it’s a shitco fuck you faggot I’ll pour gasoline into your mothers cunt

>Heh, futes are down a whole heckin 0.07%! Take that, mumu!

>>51053114

>>51053120
oh my God they were green just a few minutes ago. this is bad omen.

>>51053102
I’m not pajeet im part Irish part Flemish part Bavarian part Norwegian part Ulster scot part Sicilian part Navajo part british part Saxon part Castilian part Cherokee part basque part Celtic part Greek and part Czech

>>51053120
its over

Good night faggots

>>51053090
>>51053114

>>51053138
It's ok pajeet. Sorry I didn't short SHOP, I just thought ASAN was the better play

>>51053158
Lol who cares, look at the valuation not stupid charts
>>51053162
U thought ASAN was better short?I’ll kill you hahaha.

Don't cry because it's gone. Smile because it happened.

>>51053179
Im smiling because its happening
>>51053166
Yeah im just memeing its a good short

>>51053193
Okay well when you meme you should put a “haha” at the end of your post to let people know you’re joking because some people might’ve gotten upset at your last post and started pacing around their room because they thought somebody held the belief that SHOP wasn’t a good short it could’ve made someone very angry and start getting ready to punch their wall

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51053229
Jesus christ kyle, just calm down, get your ar15, head to your local elementary school, and blow off some steam, i was only joking

And just like that, all my hopes and dreams of a good green recovery day are crushed and over

>trying to talk about gas prices in europe fucking germany's industry
>someone replies to me shilling a shitcoin
>it's morning in india

>>51053242
>>51053257
>>51053179

Going to be a comfy day, DAXchads

>>51052174
you look like the dogs fuck you

>>51053298
comfy as in losing all of your portfolio?

>>51052174
Holy shit, I'm pretty sure my mom has that exact same blanket in her living room closet

>>51053327
say hello to your new dad

>Still can't say she won't start up
>Still can't say she won't start up a fight
>You go city
>'Cause in the city of life she can't, she can't wait
>Still can't say she won't start up
>Still can't say she won't start up a fight
>You go city
>'Cause in the city of life she can't, she can't wait
>Now it's over, you've taken your life
>Dark grows thin and I'm left to hide
>I don't regret it, but it's sad anyway
>Now we're both dead and scared of the black
>This life of games and diligent trust
>It's the things we do, or the things we must
>I'm now tired of being cussed
>So go sleep forever end to dust

>>51052182
Baggie's tinder pic now that gooku has fled

>>51053329
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51053245
Fuck off me and my white militia will raise a few more Kyle Rittenhouses to blow your cock off with AR-15s if your anti queerbait ass ever “memes” like that again.
I swear

>>51053071
The whole dilution saga with AMC is pretty amazing. Adam Aron tried to sugar coat it but he didn’t need to - apes are too retarded to understand what dilution is

Hearty breakfast brads - we're back. PERMANENTLY.

Stealthgas sultans, how are we holding up? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riNJIyVORc8

>>51053366
Y is VX futures red on this chart.

>>51052906
>>51052917
>yfw RC merges stores so nerds get paired up with thots
>Nerds get femoid attention
>Stacies get convenient simp credit cards at checkout

>>51053366
lean hogs are making a come back

>Futures
Cheeky retest of yesterday's low

FUTURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

WHY DO I JUST LOSE MONEY

Not buying until the S&P 500 dips below 3500

>>51053398
because you buy and sell the wrong things at the wrong time. lol come on bro this shit is simple.

I want to box Jake Paul

>>51053366
treebros what the FUCK

Wat call chart

>>51053457

If the Chinese economy goes to shit what would be the best ticker to short?

>>51053457
The start

>>51053457
wick down to 20,500 and fill bids, small recovery for a few hours around 20,700 to fill asks, then dump hard on US market open and for the rest of the week into Jackson Hole and inflation figures
this will be a leading indicator for equities too

>>51053474
Just buy shares or calls on YANG or buy puts on or short YIN

>>51053484
>inflation figures
Speaking of which, is there any reason to believe they won't either be lower than forecast or at worst on par with what's forecast? I understand the idea that commodities, especially oil, will rise again but is there any reason to believe those figures will be bad for this month?

>>51053366
Mmm yes tasty Palladium O's

>>51053366
oj gang.........the pig fuckers will pay for this....they will pay

Tell me a story about earnings. Will they be comfy?

>>51053578
Yes

>>51053578
I'm expecting unremarkable earns from most of the big boys. I guess the question then is middle of the road earns good enough to cling on to this recent rally?

wtfwt

Is vol still cheap? Does that mean puts are cheap?

>>51053474
TCEHY.

>>51053613
the vix is at 25, so its not super cheap. you shouldve bought when it was at 19 a week ago

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>51053608
What important earnings are this week?

>>51052174
You just know

>>51053366
Where do you get this chart anon?

>>51053679 from the handy OP
>>Screeners:
>https://finviz.com/

>>51053670
nvidia
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/earnings
>>51053679
https://finviz.com/futures.ashx

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm gonna short everything related to China

https://youtu.be/NNvAuPDJH7s

Anybody have the link to Rocker's channel? I could use some laughs.

Wat dis line name

>>51053740
It's called AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>51053740
the bogdanoff deluxe special

>>51053740
it's only just begun

>>51053777
>777
It really is over fuck AAAAAAAAAAAA

Holy shit we're going to be off 1% by opening AGAIN

i think us oil boys will be fine

So what is happening? Something to do with china or what?
>t. retard

Any stonks I should be shorting related to Warner Bros.?

there's no way this isn't insiders pricing in the meeting and dumping everyone ahead of time. goddamn this is insane, september will be a bloodbath

>>51053803
>>51053798
market pricing in JPow going to put his dick in my Jackson Hole

>>51053798
Energy prices are fucked and there's literally nothing that can be done about it
Europe's currency is collapsing and there's nothing they can do about it
The fed isn't going to slow down tightening, which will be great in the long run for US international dominance, but hurt equities in the short term
The chinese housing market is collapsing. It's overvalued by tens of trillions. Not like, a global catastrophe, because foreign exposure is a lot less limited than you would expect, especially since a lot of de-risking has already occurred, but nothing that big can fall without consequence.
US housing market is slowing down as well, though it's not overvalued to nearly the same extent.
NVDA earnings today. We already know they're going to be shit, but I guess people think that the shittiness hasn't been priced in well enough just yet.

>>51053842
>NVDA earnings today

>>51053851
Are you going to make a statement or just post a fucking wojack

>>51053798
Uh did you really fall for the “the fed is pivoting” meme?

>futes red
mother fuckers
I was expecting a green day so I could reload on my shorts

>>51053740
something along the lines of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and so forth

>>51053879
It's all down from here. The bottom is in March (maybe later).

>>51053887
So, in other words, buy 1DTE calls at the bell? Ok, thanks

why are futures down

>>51053946

>>51053956

>>51053887
>The bottom is in March
That sounds a bit excessive.

I can't take this shit no more man...

>>51054015
We’re hitting 3000

>>51053653
lol what? look at soxl again

>>51054015
the bottoms close, dont listen to evil bobo

>futures

Someone shill me a volatile stock I can swing trade

>>51054033
this time is different

>>51054069
IPI

>>51054083
Not impressed desu

>>51054028
Retard market nothing makes sense

inshallah....we are saved....allah is good

why did futures bounce

>>51054104
>51054104
ZIM?

>>51054028
I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss Mr. crab

>>51054137
See
>>51053956

>>51054124
Thats why you need a market neutral portfolio.

Basically tons of VIXM and naked puts on VIX combined with tons of dividend paying stocks

>>51054142
Looks decent thanks

>>51054156
What I need to do is rob a bank and flee the country. This shit is a waste of time.

>>51054156
>puts on VIX before a September

>>51054028
same

>>51054190
I said naked puts- that is, selling them. Get paid to hedge

>>51053308
WTFWT?!

>>51054137

>bobo thought he was going to cum

yeah we're back.

What a schizo market we have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0r6DOWYkJI

>>51053879
>futes green
Excellent.
All according to plan.

bloody bastard bobo get bitch

>>51054370
It's always the fucking germans they are baffling people.
>ruin their economy
>"seems like a slurpinzeit opportuniheid".

>Green premarket

Well shit.. The bear market is back

mah futes doin a lil sumn sumn...

>>51054522
g*rmoids are literally the most retarded yesmen in existence. Their entire economy is fucking dead right now and they're still fucking buying.

What a healthy market

>tfw enjoying the GBT pump after Pfizer bought the company for a few billion
>Read into the company; Global Blood Therapeutics co is striving to treat sickle cell disease via clotting inhibitors
>"lolwtf - wait... Why did Pfizer Co just buy this company out?"
>tfw I got the vaccine shots available back in 2020; now young people are suffering from blood clot induced strokes and heart attacks

Did i make a mistake by taking the jab bros?

>>51054666
jesus that gap up

>>51054666
Hey, bro, I don't talk to people that are gonna die soon. See ya!

>>51054684
It's not fair bros!!

workday again so no gambling for me today. unless i yolo in at close

>>51054538
you have no clue what is really happening in germany right now besides main stream media. the current gov is now openly against working class while still paying full gas for shitskins. people are literally preparing protests right now and it's not your usual muh facists bullshit but across all political parties. from far left to far right.
it gets really ugly in autmn - winter when the first gas price hikes go until full effect and people need to decide between a warm house or a full stomach.

>green futes
WE'RE GOING TO RECOVER, RIGHT?

>>51054666
>666

>>51054724
I heard that a ton of germans are stocking up on coal to keep warm this winter. Good luck to them.

>>51054751
>devil trips
It's just not fair bros...

with all the doomposting it just feels to me that jpow will be dovish, and i'm a bear. max pain trade.

>>51052178
Snowflake

>>51054798
Yeah jpow takes his cues from /biz/ and not the larger macroeconomic conditions wherein 'dovish' means 'cuts rates to save AMC and BBBY from their own idiocy'.

>>51054733

>>51054666
Yes you did retard.

>>51054760
people usually outside cities are stocking up on wood for burnings, people inside cities living in small flats stocking up on electrical heater which is ironic by itself since if millions of people decide to turn on their heater the whole electric grid would collapse i.e. blackout.
in any way people get angry. short DAX

>>51054808
>jpow doesnt read /smg/
not gonna make it

>i actually know someone who likes tim pool's music, unironically
>they bought doge at the top

>>51052174
based cringeposter

so, is the global financial system heading for hyperinflation and collapse, or what? doesn't seem like this shit is slow down. remember when JPow told us inflation was transitory?

>https://apnews.com/article/inflation-health-coronavirus-pandemic-business-6e7c813472a3eb706e0cdafe305c1477

>Entire portfolio has been shit this year, except for BOIL
>BOIL hits 100, my account is almost exactly back to where it was in January
>It previously hit 100 earlier this year, and then crashed down to the 70s/80s.
>It reaches 106, I sell, scared of another pullback. My account is now barely in the black.
>Mfw 3 days later its at 118+
I could have made thousands, bros.

>check biggest movers in premarket (biomemes up 80% or some shit)
>check the borrow fee
>short it if it is good
>free money
it's that easy bros

>>51053975

>>51054931
my broker doesn't let me short

I guess I could buy puts though

>>51054948
>my broker doesn't let me short
stop using zoomer smarphone apps and get a real broker

>>51054931
>short it if it is good
>become homeless because it does a 3000%

>>51054948
>my broker doesn't let me short

>>51054956
>>51054960
I have an awful broker selection in my country. The ones that allow shorting have high fees for transactions or other downsides.

>>51054958
vast majority don't have any potential for some leddit squeeze, or the fundamentals; the ones that rally the hardest are some shit companies below a dollar that get some promising news but ultimately nothing that provides true value to the stock, so the moves get fully retraced PSTV is a great example of this lately
>>51054974
define high fees, what are those brokerage options you do have?

>>51054948
same, i short btc to try to circumvent that.

*Halo announcer voice*

HELL'S JEROME!

>>51054915
Don't think like that, priming yourself for a big loss on the one that does pull back

>>51054974
What TWSH do you live in?

someone make a new thread

>>51054995
>what are those brokerage options you do have
They're basically all Belgian banks or subsidiaries of Belgian banks. Outside of my country there's Degiro, which I tried and I feel is kinda shit except if you're just investing in index funds, or IKBR which I haven't tried yet because it didn't offer its services here yet back when I started investing.

>>51054910
I wish i found this board earlier, i could've gotten the news out about Pfizer and Amgen company purchases before they spiked.

>>51054910
Didn't mean to reply

>>51055146
switch to ibkr, it's what i use and it's definitely one of the best; you'll pay about $5 in essential market data fees per month but the fees are worth the fast data and api access; and $5 is fucking nothing if you're an actual investor/trader making money

it's only the zoomer poorfags that trade from robinhood with $500 that are scared of some fees, but reality is you get what you pay for

TWS from ibkr is also really good, i love it

>>51055149
>Pfizer and Amgen company purchases before they spiked.
how do you find out about this stuff early?

>>51055210
do research

>>51055217
research what sources?

>>51055242
>event happens
>use internet to find information on said event and its ripple effects
>look into who might be capable of solving issues due to said event
anon come on

>>51055210
I was just lucky coming across the tid bit news articles pertaining to the med companies a month ago.

Literally just took an hour of googling "X big medical company "planning to buy ...." and see what you score.
https://www.google.com/search?q=Pfizer+planning+to+buy+Global+blood+therapeutics&client=firefox-b-1-d&biw=1173&bih=781&source=lnt&tbs=cdr%3A1%2Ccd_min%3A1%2F1%2F2021%2Ccd_max%3A5%2F31%2F2022&tbm=

New

>>51055283
>>51055283

>>51055254
what was the event that happened early to know about Pfizer and Amgen company purchases?

>>51055288
so, what, just buy every company you get a hit on a potential "planning to buy" article? surely there must be tons of companies they "plan to buy" and then don't. it'd be too easy otherwise. i'll do my own research on this though, so thanks, but im still hard doubting this shit having any sort of profitable consistency.

>>51055311
I'm kidding, I'll reveal how i got the info later on.

>>51055357
i don't believe you, this thread is over.