/biz/ - Business & Finance

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buy calls

>>51050101
>>51050124
Spread the word anon, it's the only way to defeat them. What they're doing is illegal under the Hatch Act.

>>51050119
The 91st Cyber Brigade mainly posts pro-government, pro-Biden, pro-alphabet soup propaganda. They exist to protect the current political establishment and prevent the people who use this site from ever accomplishing anything. They're extremely active on /k/ and /pol/, but they have post alerts set up for all the other boards too if you mention them. If you mention them they'll try to shout you down until you stop posting, or if that doesn't work, then they'll try deleting your posts and banning you.

>>51050208
>I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men
Is this financial advice?

>>51050230
Buy puts

>>51050200
Which Chinx IPO scams are we buying tomorrow?

>AMC is trading at 10.46
>APE is trading at 6.33
>they are the same fucking security
Have we entered the "retard age" of the market ?

*picture of female*
Are stocks good for you?

I find that I have been happier when I just dca and forget.

>>51050230
thats a man

>>51050243
How many shares of CCJ do I need to have in order to get a girlfriend like this, /biz/?

>>51050230

>>51050200
OK is it safe to Long INTEL yet?

>>51050233
>What they're doing is illegal under the Hatch Act.
My brother, they can just like, change the law. The reason Statist glownigger behavior is wrong is not because it is hypocritical, but because it is in service to a false god.

>>51050263
Atleast 1000 shares

How do you guys pick stocks? I don't so much have a thesis as an inkling but it's usually wrong.

>>51050243
>>>51050200
>Which Chinx IPO scams are we buying tomorrow

>>51050252
Yes Stocks very good. According to this video it's one of the ways you SHOULD be rewarding yourself with.

https://youtu.be/s6tLGo9yij0

>SIGA, PGNY, FPAY

What other memes are actually good plays?

>>51050244
I think the market is already pricing in that AMC execs are going to double the outstanding APE to raise cash

>>51050263
CCJ is short their own commodity. But since I suspect we are in the retard age >>51050244
, keep slurping

God bless

>>51050263
none because CCJ is not going to go up enough to get you there. you're gona have to go all-in on a uranium penny stock to make any real money

Hello!

>>51050270
Yes. once china attack Intel is going to moon because no more CHIPS>

>>51050284
EQNR

>>51050208
I enjoyed this. Here is an anime girl for your time.

government is here, everyone act cool, discuss stocks nonchalantly.
JNJ seems like a good buy, It dips, then recovers

>>51050210
witnessed

>>51050308
I hope none of you do this. This is financial advice

>>51050339
The signal grows.

>>51050339
I hope that brigade enjoyed all the cock posting last month

>>51050270
Fuck no. Just when you think it's safe to dca intel they take another shit.

>>51050345
>you're gona have to go all-in on a uranium penny stock
>I hope none of you do this. This is financial advice
Ha, lol so what if someone did put, like, 60% of their portfolio in a uranium penny stock...then what? Moon, probably? lol uranium fever, right? lol

>>51050351
>>51050339
>>51050362
I always thought people were schizo talking about this stuff but someone is definitely triggered lmfao.

>>51050277
Just go etfs. I use vanguard. Most of the advice on here is retarded and meme stocks are gambling straight up

>>51050345
thats the only way to make real money in uranium. i'm not saying you should do this, i'm just saying its the only way

>>51050391
what did the deleted posts say?

inverse all anime posts
all in shorts

Cyber.

>>51050421
91st

>>51050419
That anime post was literally in shorts.

how can I profit from the $7,500 EV tax credit?

>>51050425
Brigade.

>>51050311
china and the demonrat deep state is one in the same
they purged trump whose basically as israeli zionist as they come, china defeated the jew

>>51050455
You buy a 80k electric car and save 7500 bucks. It's a fucking deal bro

Which is the fastest growing industry?

All money is created by private banks. Private banks create new, digital money AFTER the borrower signs the loan contract. The entire money supply is created this way.

Inflation is caused by too much money creation. Therefore, private banks cause inflation, NOT government.

>>51050502
Sand.... you didn't hear it from me

>>51050514
You’re retarded and will never own a house.

>>51050530
The fear of never being able to have a place to really call my own has been depressing me for a while now

>>51050502
Poop.

>>51050548
as long as property taxes exist you won't ever own your own home at least in the western world

>>51050524
>>51050552
It's actually respiratory ventilator manufacturing

The deleted posts were because someone mentioned that the 91st Cyber Brigade Shills on 4chan, and evidently they have mod powers.

>>51050406
one of them. Its funny, I wouldnt have even looked into the whatever brigade unless they deleted it. Streishand effect in full.
>had to wait for 15 min spam ban to post this

Shut it down.

>>51050502
Probably healthcare and tech.

>>51050569
yeah, you're right, but still I'd rather have a house than being an appartment rentoid

WHAT KEEPS GETTING DELETED?!

>>51050612
Mmmmm, damn, you just know

Been trolling amc and bbby stocktwits for 3 hours now

He bought Enovix. lol. Lmao even.

Batteries are a meme. Enovix. Clack clack clack. ENVX. Chop.

This is just a short squeeze. Your meme is going to zero.

>>51050628
The 91st Cyber Brigade runs 4chan and they're in full damage control mode right now.
>this post will get insta-deleted

>>51050612
I watched a documentary about these pigs. It looks pretty ridiculous, a flock of pigs swimming through clear, idyllic water towards tourist boats to grab some snacks. It almost makes me forget about my overleveraged NDX position barely escaping liquidation today.

>>51050612
American bathed by its spouse (colorized)

>>51050514
yes but government policies have an effect, after all who allows private banks to exist? who wrote the bailout in 2008? Congress has no incentive to get rid of banks if they are the ones who pass the laws that pay them. The name of the game is bailout.

>>51050652
you meanie

>>51050628
It is too late for us. He has awakened. They are not letting this information out.

What kind of fuckery is this?

Boeing anon here. I just messaged Rocker and this is what he said....

>>51050291
Theoretically this should be just as bearish for both securities. I think there is a real arbitrage opportunity here. But I want to wait and see it get much more retarded.

>>51050502
Definitely not lithium batteries, they’re going to zero.

If you had
One gas
One opportunity
To gas everyone you ever wanted
One shot
Would you capture it?
Or just let it skip?

Yo, his gas is smelly
Knees week, Germans are silly
Theirs EQNR in his portfolio already
Moms krautfetty

>>51050709
Oy vey, parallel construction. They're going to SHUT IT DOWN by making up bullshit insider trading charges for everyone.

>>51050263
bout tree fiddy

QYLD is the ultimate retard filter. You just know if they don’t stack it in their Roth they are retarded.

>>51050709
Wtf?

>>51050628
you don't want to know anon......................................i'd back off this right now for your own good bro..................it goes ALL the way to the very top.

>>51050745
I do not own or buy Boeing stock so they can suck my cock

Spill the beans? Fuck is happening

>>51050777
Nice trips

SEC is just mad they bought my GaySex bags

What the fuck who would buy a battery stock? Batteries are cheap and boring, used to be able to buy them at the dollar store for cheap.

>>51050772
Anyone who touches QYLD is guaranteed a GIGA Midwit. There are no exceptions to the rule.

>>51050805
Based beyond belief
QYLD is so fucken retarded

>>51050798
wtf... I wrote that post!

hang seng about to bust

>>51050772
QYLD is one of the best performers in my portfolio. QYLDlets just seethe they don't understand the vlaue of such a great pick.

>>51050829
I had to screencap it.
It was way too funny to let disappear

>>51050790
Anon figured out that 4chan gets shilled (is run by?) the 91st Cyber Brigade, and has been posting about it for the last few weeks in /smg/, and now they're out for blood.

>>51050375
> shutting down nuclear power plants across the globe
> uranium is going to moon!
Do what you think is best.

>>51050832
Heng Seng is rocketing to the right, absolutely neon gray

>>51050854
what kind of mickey mouse bullshit is this

>>51050854
ARKK looking like it’s towards the bottom of the range

>>51050804
lmao, switching from 4 to 6 lasers. This shit screams scam. Reminds me of that penny stock who also mentions TESLA but only sells batteries to the United States Submarine division.

>>51050859
Kek really? Imagine shilling lmao even

>>51050886
Yeah what a joke. Lasers? Batteries? Why are they trying so hard to sound tryhard?

>>51050241
Fried in gutter oil?

>91st Cyber Brigade is now common knowledge
Its been a privilege anons. https://youtu.be/uffHb6JgoiQ

>>51050859
Do they shill stocks?
I’d like their opinion on the market.

>>51050838
>How I got my dream job at Blizzard Entertainment with ZERO gaming experience or connections
I can think of two reasons.

>schizo spams board with schizo babble for months
>annoys regulars in the thread
>regulars report the guy for being annoying faggot
>he gets banned for being an annoying /pol/ schizo
>other schizo faggots in the thread
>OMG IT'S PROOF THE SCHIZO WAS RIGHT!!!111ONE
>CLEARLY GLOWIES ARE IN ON THIS!!!!11ONE

SIGA has everything you want in a company it has low debt low market cap and working medicine that saves you from a deadly disease that is highly infectious the ceo was a former nih scientist who has created dozens of vaccines with mr. ouchie uchi gucci facui the man who save all of us from the covid 19 pandemic monkey poop is a rare zoontic disease that is becoming endemic we need to do everything we can to stop the spread men have sex with men is a natural animal behavior we do not want shame or stigmatize gay men who have sex with men it about stopping this disease to ensure all of our population are safe we do not want to stop men from having sex with men its natural sustainable equitable and most importantly it helps keep our population in check we cannot have a booming economy along with over population if more men start having sex with men it will solve famine poverty depression incelodm and life. gay men who have sex with men will solve all of our issues support SIGA support human race

>>51050899
>>51050886
>>51050804
>Tesla wants batteries that don’t catch fire
LOL AND LMAO
Who thinks of this stuff?

>>51050933
Lol shill

>>51050689
bogbog is here

>>51050933

How high is Mr. Vix gonna go

>>51050933
What's nice about /biz/ is that we have post IDs so that your usual strategy of
>oy vey, shut it down!
doesn't work here.
>1pbtid

>>51050479
>Senator Schumer and the gang blocks your path

Ah yes, the good old inverse giga bart.

>>51050898
>t.thinks glowniggers doing psyops is fake
We are on the list nigger

I thought it was common knowledge that glowies post here and try to bait anons into acts of violence (such as buying QYLD)

>>51050972
>>51050965
>>51050960
you are literal schizophrenics. never change /smg/
I am the original SIGA shill, for the record.
That schizo is an annoying faggot
the entire thread is now talking about him and his fucking schizophrenic theory, instead of talking about stocks
it's annoying as fuck
I don't give a shit. If I want to talk about the people who control 4chan I'll go to /pol/
I come to /smg/ to talk about stocks. He's annoying. and I hope he kills himself.

>>51050982
But why /biz/ lol?

>>51050868
Its at the bottom. Either fresh lows for the chinks or they get a rebound

Oh boy, here comes the glownigger consensus cracking. Ignore all 1PBTIDs.

>>51050674
Bankers have unlimited money-creation power. They control the politicians like puppets.

But the truth remains: ONLY private banks create money, and ONLY private banks cause inflation.

Get the proofs at:
bankLIESdotORG

>>51050859
its cool im a GATE kid, i have a free pass for shitposting irl

>>51050998
U sold all your SIGA?

>>51050998
You are not the original. That would be me. Please fuck off. EQNR is the next play.

>>51050998
You sound like a fag, puts on airlines

>>51051007
*posts twice so no one ignores my non glownigger post*

>>51050998
You glowniggers just spent the last two threads frantically deleting all references to the 91st Cyber Brigade, and now you're switching tactics after the Streisand Effect made it backfire. Get fucked Cpl. Elizondo-Gutierrez.

>>51050514
youre like Fry concluding the woman he slept with isnt his grandmother. so close. but effectively so far.

>The 91st Cyber Brigade isn't real you're just a schizo

MRIN signed a deal with SNAP today. That stock someone shilled here last year before it mooned to $28. Could it pump again?

I bet jamnigger is behind this absolutely horremdous posts

>>51050998
>>51051027
no i am the original siga sega mega shill

Can someone explain to me why they are so convinced BBBY has to go up? What am I missing

>>51051019
yes
I sold at $25
I am hoping to buy back in below $20, hopefully close to $18
but if the news breaks about HERA or any of the studies I may get priced out
>>51051027
I posted before you. I made the monkeypix generals on /pol/ that you started posting on. I know exactly who you are - you're the sigma guy on stocktwits too. Believe me, I began posting before you. I saw the full development of your infographic meme images from start to finish. We had many conversations back and forth.
>>51051034
The guy is annoying as fuck. I don't give a fuck about his theory. If you want to discuss it, go talk about it in another thread, on another board. Why the fuck do you faggots have to come shit up a stock market thread to talk about the 91st cyber brigade
WHO GIVES A FUCK
STOCK MARKET GENERAL
NOT 91ST BRIGADE GENERAL

>>51051004
Bc the retarded nigger that did the shooting in texas talked about 4chan and /biz/ shit he got here in his manifesto. He put alot of /pmmg/ shit though but he also got shit from here and /biz/ in general
Go back btw

>>51051006
>either the market goes up or down
Am I missing something?

>>51051064
You already banned too many people for mentioning the 91st to try this damage control angle.

>>51051072
No u

>>51051061
this but with the entire stock market

>>51051090
take your meds.
you are a genuine schizophrenic.
are there psyops on 4chan?
yeah, of course - no one is that denying that
I don't give a fuck if there are! I just want to talk about stocks..

>>51051061
Because otherwise they lose their kids college funds

Obviously the faggot government is here. They probably shilled gaysex and munkeypox here while having poxxed gaysex to create more lockdowns. Its all part of the plan. Meanwhile Rocker is getting paid by the government to expose us.

Things went off the rail quick tonight

>On God, uranium is a WHOLE ass vibe bruh

>>51051099
the fact that that image exists is why we need world war 3

>>51051109
I can't wait for friday btw

>>51051107
you're better off ignoring the schizos and you'll be able to talk stocks more that way too

>>51050933
what did I miss?

>>51051107
Why do you format your posts like a nonwhite woman on reddit?

SOXL LOVE

B I L I
I
L
I

Anime will become real!

>>51051089
Fresh lows or a rebound = major price action.

>>51051135
Me too. I had to work this weekend so I didn't get to enjoy my cold beers. I have been doing 2 aday workouts on my row machine. I have lost 14 lbs in 2 weeks. But, ill be damned if I am giving up my cold beer this Friday.

>>51051157
SOXL NIGGER

>>51051011
yes, now how do we profit from it?

I posted this early this morning but I"m going to post it again because it makes me lmao every time I read it I feel bad for the customer support who has to deal with meme stock baggies .

>>51051146
some cunt reporting a schizo for ban evading, and then getting worked up over the Streisand effect taking place, and then admitting he is a massive cunt that reports fellow anons.

>>51051158
The biggest tragedy of the market is that Bili isn’t a Japanese stock

>>51051169
COPE FAGGOT WE ARE HERE

>>51051173
Right, fucking admitted to being a snitch tss tss

Damage control all you want. Raid me even. But I have already won. Can you say the same, glowniggers?

>>51050838
>>51050922
>the previous women were sexually harassed out and I was willing

>>51051189
SOXL MOASS?!?!??!

>>51051171
You're such an autistic faggot that's an automated response

I’m from the FartGas 69th Ghost Ops Black Division and I’m telling you to buy EQNR

>>51051004
>>51051072
There was another mass shooting? I didn't even hear about this one.

How long until spy goes back up?

>>51051217
Thats not me retard thats some baggie from the AMC stockwits page lol

what is going to happen at Michael Jacksons Hole.

>>51051220
2024

>>51051233
>that's not my stocktwits post
>someone else posted that
>y-youre the retard

Which one shouod I do? The norway or nyse. Norway is open during their hours and nyse during NY

>>51051260
NYSE always

>>51051182
The japanese made a mistake bringing tubas to the west. Vshojo girls are giga stacy whores.

>>51050208
>like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread
It ain't banana bread until you stick your dick in it

>>51051246
is this televised? I thought it was a private meeting

Thoughts on GOVX?

>>51051294
Never heard of it

Also watch how the glowniggers complaining about us not discussing stocks will go on to post nothing else in this thread.

>>51051281
I hope I can profit off germany's demise

>>51051294
Its a fucking pajeet bioscam pnd You missed out on it. I made 8k on my birthday from it
>>51051305
Ya I am just ignoring those trannies. They can all suck my cock

>>51051294
>looked it up
>biomeme that only loses money
You're a retard

>>51051246
It leaked
Things are just as bad as we thought.

>>51051307
I feel pretty cozy

>>51051305
lmao get a fucking life dude
>omg!! now I have to watch the rest of his posts!!
>he's not posting enough!!!
>now he's posting too much!!!
take your meds.
would it make you happy if I commented on EQNR??
I don't think they're the best, due to the hedging / locked in contracts

>>51051307
Canada is destroying Germany? based

>>51051246

>>51050270
I feel like intc is being manipulated down with supercomputers and whales are accumulating

>>51050941
Your effort is appreciated

>>51051349
>EVERY MOVE DOWN IS MUH HECKIN MANIPULATIOOOOON AND NOT BECAUSE INTEL SUCKS

>>51051315
You don’t think it’ll run to $3 again?

>>51050514
There was less inflation before modern central banking systems existed, please stfu

>>51051389
It will continue to go back to .80 cents where it was before they sperged about them having a vaccine for munkeypox

soon

>>51051422
lel

futes lookin pretty flat mate
like my highschool gf

>>51051349
INTC has been a shit hold the past 5 years, probably longer

>>51051434
>he didn't have a big titty highschool gf
ngmi

>>51051411
But they have a vaccine in the works

>>51051464
New to biotech, huh dumb duck?

>>51051260
What is up with that company other than an energy play? Is it being pumped on /wsb?

SIGA i need you to quit playing with my heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44

>>51050208
I hope this is copypasta

>>51051521
Sell, wait a month or two until kids at school start spreading it, and then get back in. No sense riding it back down while cases cool off.

>>51051464
They have 11 employees and been working on their covid shot for 2 years now, and its only in phase 2. Meaning its still years away from being approved , if it does get approved. Just because they said their vaccine could also work with munkeypox means fucking nothing. Biden already made a deal with Bavarian Nordic to produce their FDA approved trash in Michigan. GOVX is a pure hype pnd.

Holy shit I actually timed the top this time.

https://twitter.com/demk0814/status/1561679429029359616?s=20&t=_vGlT8U7qZf3U48THicpcw Remember that you gotta spend your gains on things that make you happy.

>>51051434
>>51051453
>they had a gf

>>51051011
Huh wow that's neat, I wonder what ethnic group disproportionately controls finance?

>>51051556
gains?

>>51051550
It's not "the top", it's a minor reversal. Better take profits before NVDA earnings on Wednesday.

>>51051597
You do have job gains right?

>>51051576
I had a gf in highschool.... She was a smoking hot blonde. I found out her AIM handle and eventually talked her into being my gf. When in r/l i was too afraid to walk up to her so I ended up ghosting her.

>>51051550
I didn't time the bottom nor the top, but I at least got in during the pump and out before the dump.

>>51051518
>shilled in reddit
I don't know, its just an anon here shilling it here with dd being gamany's demise and dependence on vatnik gas will force them to look for gas somewhere(norway). I'm just gonna long it due to my deep, justified, hatred for g*rmany and the horse looking g*rmanic mongoloid race.

GUYS
I got forklift certified at work today

I thought I was only getting walkie and stacker trained, but they asked if I would be interested in forklift too. I can't wait to wake up covered in bitches

>>51051556
to think Kurumi's author was a kucoin baggie kek

>>51050208
Literally stopped reading after the first 7 words. In my lane. Thriving. Underestimated. Fighting the patriarchy.

>>51051260
>>51051518
One of Norway's largest LNG producers, and provides a good percentage of gas to EU. Germany is also an economic powerhouse in the region.

Personally, I might short France and Germany via ETFs and long US gas producers. Coal is also an interesting angle.

>>51051307
>You might live to see the world finally get rid of the germanic vermin
What a time to be alive

>>51051629
As a professional forklift/stacker operator I can assure you that happiness will be achieved. Just make sure you piss clean. Congrats anon. What company?

>>51051521
Thing bigger, anon. Your patience will be rewarded

>>51051576
I peaked socially in high school, I could never replicate it in college.

>>51050978
Biden wants a price ceiling on oil, OPEC wants a price floor. Simple as.

I just made this...

>>51051658
Walmart in Canada, trained via Raymond Johnson

>>51051434
>>51051453
Get out

>>51051521
We WILL pump and we WILL get fda approval

I left autoupdate on and it appears the united states government had what, 16 posters banned?

Are you okay, bobo?
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/beware-of-a-bear-trap-retreat-in-stocks-after-the-big-summer-rally-strategists-warn-11661190988?mod=home-page

>>51051680
the saudi statement this morning was a treat

>>51051629
now you have to get one of those meme tier ai generated shirts that talk about being a forklift operator

>>51051658
probably amazon, they give free training while other companies need 3+ yrs experience lol

>>51051688
How many loonies are they paying you?

Bitch, I told you so.

>>51051687
nice and now its mine to claim. I made it

>>51051722
ok

>>51051687
saved.

futes looking fake and/or gay

>>51051687
nice

>>51051734
just like you!

:)

>>51051728
:^)

>>51051734
>massive sell off for no real reason other than le fears
>again
I wonder why futures are green.

>>51051747
:^)

>>51051757
:^(

>>51051729
>>51051744
Thank you for the kind words frens
I had that idea in my head for a few months, but I just needed to sit down and spend about 2 minutes in MS Paint to make it, and now I know it was all worth it

>>51051660
I don't like it. That's a lot of death and infected, nearly 8% mortality. I doubt it'll get to that level, but you never know with them. I'm hoping it will be mostly urban centers and developing countries that get hit the hardest, but that's nearly 1/3 of the population affected.
What are some immune-boosting things to stock up on?

>>51051711
No change in wages, currently making $15.80 and $1/hr premium due to staffing issues. My review is in December. Personally projecting a $0.40 to $0.50 raise

>>51051765
It's a good meme my man and Im fucking proud of you

>>51051626
>>51051645
I just looked at the chart and liked what I saw.

I was hoping the EQNR shills were on to something, but I guess not. It's just XOP.

>>51051772
>nearly 8% mortality. I doubt it'll get to that level, but you never know with them.
The mpoxmeter.com site has a death rate *right there*. Its fatality will not increase by over two orders of magnitude.

I don't know what's going on in /smg/ tonight but I can tell you I'm feeling pretty good being a GUSH geisha these days

>>51051800
I'm looking at the CDC website and we're at 49k cases and 12 deaths, which is like 0.02%, and well below the July 2022 highlight box.

Are you guys holding the line? Landlords are kicking wagies out of their homes;

https://youtu.be/Mes-gvmWQjg

>>51051800
Mpox counters are not differentiating between the two active clades, nor are Asian countries reporting accurately

The tl:dr is that the cladd that's over there sucks a lot worse than the one in the US/Can

>>51051656
>to rid the map of every trace of germany and the hun we must exterminate that race. We must not leave a single one. Hear not their children's cries, slay all of them now. The women too, or else someday again they'll rise, from which if they're dead, they cannot do
What a time

>>51051804
What is your AIRT average?

>>51051813
Yeah, either the 40 bazillion mutations of this strain did something or those 1-10% fatality rates were due to African undercounting and malnourished Ngubus.

>>51051827
True. India might show some action on that front so it's not totally impossible we see some deaths. I'm just skeptical of it ever breaking out of "COVID tier threat".

>>51051307
Germany's inflation just went over 5% in a single month, fuck that's bad

>>51051862
Of course. The Germans are incredibly efficient, getting their entire decade's worth of inflation out of the way within a year.

>>51051825
Why would they evict renters?

>>51051862
nothing a few million more arabs can't fix.

>>51051698
Oh boyo boy! A marketwatch article?!? time to base my portfolio on this!!!

>>51051834
$16.59 only because I did a market order like a retard. Should be closer to $16.

>>51051825
Good, kick out the dead beats.

>>51051521
SIGA is gonna go higher, we are over 50,000 cases now and still rising

>>51051862
Its gonna get so bad not even sand niggers will like to continue raping there

>>51051518
I dunno why EQNR of all energy stocks is being pushed here but I have been convinced by the coal/natgas anons that it is a relatively safe place to park your money. EQNR is poised to take over a potential Gazprom vacuum though

>>51051911
Gush, SQQQ, AIRT
Your going to be able to afford a new car by January

There's a Volga Hurricane On The Horizon. A Vomma Event. Category 5.

>>51051930
>Its gonna get so bad not even sand niggers will like to continue raping there
Wow, its that bad in Germany?

>>51051937
and I thought hurricane season was over

>>51051935
Kek thanks but I'm out on SQQQ. Sold for a 15% profit. Could see QQQ rally tomorrow for no reason so I got out. Currently I only hold AIRT and GUSH.

How many more Chinese stocks will we see get delisted this year and next year?

https://youtu.be/zAln0kO5J9s

>asian/aussie markets red
>US futures green
whats going on?

>>51051965
Clown world economy

>>51051974
What the fucking fuck does this mean, anon?

>>51051965
america's hegemony is falling but everyone else is so fucked that its still the best bet
it was supposed to be china but they are imploding worse than anyone could have predicted

>>51051987
Biden is draining of emergency reserve of oil so he can save face due to his own policies failing for the midterms

>>51051987
Biden went full retard and drained our oil supply just to lower gas prices

>>51051987
it means oil prices are going back up soon

>>51051987
It's means the strategic reserves are gone. Oil prices are going to go sky high again and the government has to buy back the reserves at a higher price than before. Bullish AF for oil.

>Futures

>>51052013
oh lawd dey pumpin

>>51051974

>>51051952
It is literally just starting.

>>51052013

>>51051965
American markets wont do anything until 3am.

>>51051949
I don't know but when I was in hs and had snapchat I looked the stories in munich and all of them had sand niggs/were in dunecoonrunez.
Its also a very cucked country

>>51050933
>>51050998
>>51051033
>>51051064
>>51051107
Notice how this glownigger never posted again about stocks after sperging out to shut down discussion of the 91st Cyber Brigade. Exactly like I predicted >>51051305

>>51052038
Well duh allthe germans are busy working

>>51052039
Hey, I'm offended you included my post.
Please retract this.

>>51051734
>futures down
hehe yesss, nice and organic!
>futures up
b-b-but no fair! fake and gay!!!

>>51051883
because its clickbait youtube bullshit

>>51052039
So the OG gaysex shill was a glowie this whole time.

>BBBY dropped 50%
wait so the shorts are all covered right? why the fuck do these retards think they can squeeze it?

>>51051965
>>US futures green
0.24%
literally nothing

guys i don't think i gonna be neenja

>>51052045
The stories were all from the previous 24hr. I know germans are dogs but I don't expect them working nonstop 24hr.

>futures

>>51051997
If and when China does implode, we could very easily get into the 2nd Great Depression. Who knows how long it will take for the global economy to recover from that literal Krakatoa level boom.

>>51052073

>>51052047
my apologies basterd sir

>>51052039
you're such a faggot lmao
just because I'm not posting doesn't mean I'm not lurking and reading the stock discussion
kill yourself
nobody gives a fuck about the 91st cyber brigade
You've spent this entire thread complaining and going on a schizo rant
You're a faggot.
I'm now going to bed.
>OMG HE STOPPED POSTING OVERNIGHT!!!
>HE'S CLEARLY A GLOWIE!!!!
Meds. Take them.

since when is a peanut buster parfait $6 fuck

>>51052062
SOME shorts covered, then Cohen and the CFO sold their shares, then the shorts recalibrated their position. Only this time the shorts will win because BBBY is going bankrupt. GME and BBBY are two totally different beasts.

>>51052081
Thanks

>futures

>>51052004
To double digit prices

>>51052077
>If
It's 100% when
Their entire real estate economy is a literal pozie scheme and it's 34% of their GDP

THIRTY FOUR FUCKING PERCENT
imagine pre-bust japan being a third dependant on their real estate

>>51052100
I bet the girl on the left has a nice brown asshole for Sanjay to lick sirs.

fu-fus geen!

>>51052090
Nobody wants you here glownigger faggot. Kys.

>>51052114

>>51052100

>>51052115
>Nobody wants you here
I unironically made the most money collectively for /smg/ since Gamestop, doubling many anons accounts here, by shilling SIGA under $12
I have been thanked more times than I can count by anons for putting them onto it.
You would rather have schizo faggots going on schizophrenic rants about government agencies psyop'ing 4chan, then talk about stocks, and make money, in stock market general. Got it.

>>51052139
You haven't made anyone any fucking money you retard, stop LARPing lol.
>I was the first to shill GME and SIGA
Yeah sure you were moron.

>>51052051
Mumus literally could not stop spamming the thread with “kikes” today because it was red. There is always someone saying fake and gay, whether its red, green, or flat

>>51052144
>>51052144
>>51052144
>>51052144

Please migrate to the next fully authentic grassroots Stock Market General thread made by anon

>>51052150
I was not the first to shill GME
I was the first to shill SIGA
I was the first person to make monkeypix generals on /pol/ as well, and in those threads, I explained and shilled SIGA and Bavarian Nordic.
I posted medical journals, studies, analyses, for weeks and weeks shilling SIGA under $12
Soon everyone began parroting the information I put out, and it became 'consensus'

Who here STBX tomorrow?

>>51052139
Who the fuck cares nigger? You didn't make anyone money, you just told people to follow an (((insider))) trade and had a good entry. It didn't take courage, it didn't take intelligence, it took nothing, because that's what you are underneath - nothing.

>>51052077
Black Rock believes Fed pussies out. They are usually right
>Evil Corp says fck your puts.
I have puts

“The result either way is: the Fed won’t deliver the full scale of recession that’s needed to get inflation down. And that means we’ll be living with inflation above 2% for some time to come.”
Sauce: https://www.blackrock.com/corporate/insights/blackrock-investment-institute/economic-insights/2022/07/federal-reserve-stuck-in-a-hard-place

>>51052164
Holy fuck no one cares you retard you shilled a pump and dump, every other person on /smg/ has at one point. You're not special, you can stop jerking yourself off so damn hard. wow

>>51052164
>admits to being a actual shill
holy fuck glowie leave

>>51052164
Why aren't there active MOG threads anymore?

>>51052169
>You didn't make anyone money
Yes, I did. People bought in as a direct result of both the research and information I compiled, as well as 1 on 1 conversations they had with me.
I have been directly thanked by them since then, in 1 on 1 conversations, that they wouldn't have bought without my recommendation.
>(((insider))) trade
What the fuck are you talking about
SIGA was not an insider trade
This isn't fucking SIDU rocker getting insider information from his father's friend. Everyone had the same access to the information about SIGA and monkeypix
>it didn't take intelligence, it took nothing,
Did you double up on SIGA?
If not, then you can sit down - as clearly you were not intelligent enough to take advantage
>>51052175
>you shilled a pump and dump
The stock went from $10 to $26
it is now at $22
that is not a pump and dump. people thought bought in have had ample opportunity to offload their position at more than 2x their entry.
>You're not special
I have not claimed anywhere to be special. Only that I care more about stocks than talking about some psyop schizophrenic theory. It is more important to me to help people in /smg/ make money than go on a schizo rant about which government agency is controlling 4chan

What stocks should I buy frens. I only hold chainlink and I want to diversify.

>>51052069
Have you seen their new spot priced gas bills?

>>51052210
Holy shit cope and kill yourself

>>51052170
Well duh the feds not pivoting either.

>>51052170
FED has no choice, and even the lying jewish traitor has no say. Inflation is too high and it's crushing people. Normally they wouldn't care about goyem, but it's niggers they're terrified of. They saw the 2020 nigger terrorist riots, do you think they'll not happen again with inflation as the cause of their uppity-ness?

>>51052242
Their conclusion would make me think, they think, Fed pivots. Recession needed to clear inflation is not pivoting. Hard to do with mid terms. Guess we shall see but I would prefer a mega dump ASAP. Just burn it down

>>51052239
>cope
Okay - what am I coping about?
Doubling my account and 10+ other anons in /smg/?
Making more money in a month than the median income in the US?
Helping people in /smg/ make enough money to pay their bills?
Coping about the screenshots people have posted of their $10,000+ gains they've made from SIGA?
I've already cashed out - what am I to cope about?

>>51052264
The fact that nobody cares, absolutely nobody, you can buy everything except confidence

>>51052261
Thats the wrong conclusion
>inflation goes up
>fed keeps hiking
Until we start seeing it raining blood in job reports its gonna keep going up. Feds not stopping until 8-10%.

>>51052289
>nobody cares
Yeah.. you're wrong friend
People who made a ton of money on SIGA care
I'm sorry that you didn't make money off of it
Better luck next time

>>51052264
>>51052297
Feeling comfy

>>51052289
SIGA is still a winning stock

I think SIGA shill is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes fun graphics and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>51052333
Checked

>>51050244
I don't think anons get what just happened.

Not buying until the S&P drops below the 50 and 200 week moving average. It happened in 2001 to 2003, it happened in 2009, it happened in 2020 and it will happen again.

>>51050838
this one is gonna be better at aheago than the last one.

i wish i could mindbreak her.