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The year is 2027

I check my phone to see ICP has broken another ATH. $4,605 USD. I use my phone's NNS Cannister scanner to open my car, a brand new 2027 G-Wagon. Call up the whorehouse that I frequent to have them prepare Lydia for me. Once I arrive I'm greeted with cheers from the prostitutes that work there. I push and shove through the whores attempting to get my attention and make my way to Lydia and she leads to the room I will fornicate with her in. I use my cell phone to scan her smart contract chip located on her wrist. .002 ICP transferred into her NNS wallet (never vaxxed never chipped, chippedfags BTFO) I fornicate with Lydia vigorously for hours. After I achieve climax I slap her in the face and call her a disgusting whore collect my things and leave the room.

I make my way around the city, homeless have become rampant and are burning down buildings in the ghettos. I drive by laughing as I make my way into my protected community with armed guards 24/7 killing any homeless or BLM protesters on sight. President Donald Trump officially passed a law last week allowing for this due to massive amount of illegals Joe Biden allowed in the country.

Use my phone to scan my ICP Cannister scanner to gain access to my 4 story 15,000 SQFT mansion to sit on my computer and browse /BIZ/. Pink wojaks fill the front page, all of them in complete disbelief that they could've bought ICP at single digits. I order my sandwich robot to make me a sandwich and recollect my day.

>> No.51048837

>>51048620
based

>> No.51048893

Maybe if Dominic is kicked to the curb. Guy is the worst ceo in all of crypto.

>> No.51048901

>>51048620
>15,000 SQFT
>mansion
kek

>> No.51048985

>>51048620
based. buying more pees.
most advanced blockchain project ever. the aws of crypto

>> No.51048987

>>51048620
holey based r u manmoon?

>> No.51048994

>>51048620
Okay this is based. Only thing I would change is I'd gtfo of whatever shithole city that is and also use my ICP gains to subvert the NWO, turning into the 4th Reich.

>> No.51049085

>>51048893
"Answers only provide the basis for more FUD"
-Dominic Williams

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51050232

>>51048620
Dear Moonman, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my stoic id at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the icp office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble wallet addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your pee?
Mine's boiling hot, not icy, I'm 'bout to be a nigger
And dump the floor like a quitter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Shaniqua
I read about your Uncle McDonnie the mascot too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some Luna coin who dumped him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the DFN screenshots that you did with Sam
I got a room full of your Arkham fud and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Klaus Schwab too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is chud.

>> No.51050356

>>51048620
>price of a loaf of bread: $10,000 USD

>> No.51050954

>>51050232
My pee's not cold, I'm wondering why I
Bought this scam at all
The VCs sneeds up my folio
And I can't pump at all
And even if I could it'll all be red
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not 2k
It's not 2k

>> No.51051236

>>51050954
Have you ever been scammed or dumped on again?
I have
I've been exit liquidity and food for the whales again…

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51051310

>>51051236

I'm sorry iceepees
I never meant to sell you
I never meant to make you go
But tonight
I'm cleanin' out my portfolio

>> No.51051350

>>51048994
>whatever shithole city that is
In the year 2027, this describes the state of Anchorage, Alaska.

>> No.51051380

>>51048901
lol that’s the size of my garage
>t. bought solana early instead of icpinus

>> No.51051449

>>51048620
Imagine people writing copypastas like this for Bitcoin back in 2010 but are now actually living it

>> No.51051488

>>51051449
i wish i wasn’t a kid in middle school back then.
i heard about bitcoin when it was 100 bucks and you could buy drugs on the silk road.
now i get to buy icp instead. what a fucking joke fuck this coin

>> No.51051495

>>51048620
>$4600 ICP would only be a 3x for some people who bought at launch
lmao

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51051540

>>51048620

>> No.51052235

>>51048620
>paid .002 ICP at $4600 per piss for a hooker
anon what kind of fucking brothel charges $9

>> No.51052318

>>51051540
what is up with these fucking chink bots posting their stupid models everywhere

>> No.51052410

based

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51052945

>>51052318
there is nothing i hate more than that goddamn face app