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>> No.51048044

S&P more like poop & pee.

>> No.51048052
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51048052

I think it's funny the Fed chairman has memes.

>> No.51048054
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51048054

>Liquidate traders, liquidate mumus, liquidate the divvy farmers, liquidate real assets. It will purge the bullishness out of the system. High costs of stocks and high prices will come down. People will trade smarter, have a more bearish portfolio. Value stocks will be adjusted, and enterprising speculators will pick up from less competent speculators.

>> No.51048057
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51048057

do jannies really

>> No.51048064
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51048064

CCJ bros, we are about to make it.

>> No.51048066
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51048066

>>51048023

>> No.51048068
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51048068

Oil bros.... I am thinkin...... We...... Are back

>> No.51048074
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51048074

STAY AWAY FROM THE RATE HIKE BUTTOM MR POWELL THIS IS NOT A JOKE BRO

>> No.51048076
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51048076

>>51048057
#outlaws

>> No.51048081
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>>51048057
I got banned from /sp/ once because I used the "n word"

>> No.51048083
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51048083

I don't think we're going to actually leg down here guys. I feel like everybody is over reacting

>> No.51048084

>>51048068
>OIL FALLS 10% ON NEWS OF IRAN DEAL
>"IRAN TALKS GOING WELL!" @POTUS TWEETS

>> No.51048088
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51048088

If Jerome doesn't give us a 75bps hike I will snort cocaine until I die

>> No.51048095

>>51048044
Ummmm....sweaty....actually it's pronounced shit and piss

>> No.51048106

>>51048088
But anon it's Jackson Hole month. There's no rate hike until September.

>> No.51048107
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>>51048083
i don't know man i'm pretty fooking shook right now hope you are right

>> No.51048110

>>51048023
How long will the interest be kept high?
How will the economy fully reopen if nobody can spend?
How can we even buy the expensive electric cars our globalist masters desire if the rates are so high?

>> No.51048112
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>>51048088
>yo nigga just chill

>> No.51048117

>>51048106
I did mean September, I don't know what a Jackson Hole is

>> No.51048123

>>51048106
I can't believe these assholes fuck off to the swankiest hole in the Rockies every year.

>> No.51048130
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>>51048064
It's our fucking turn

>> No.51048131

any opinions on BTU?

>> No.51048141
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51048141

>>51048054
>The income tax.
>Sanctioned robbery, with no constitutional basis.
>And Prohibition?
>A child's idea at morality.
Even Mellon's fictional depictions were based.

>> No.51048142
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51048142

I don't care what the fed says. there is almost no chance they don't start lowering rates again next year

>> No.51048152

>>51048084
>OIL IS TOO CHEAP
>"OPEC IS RAISING THE PRICE" @ABDUL ABLOOBLOO

>> No.51048160

>>51048142
sure, just after the market has been skinned alive first

>> No.51048167
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51048167

Imagine not selling covered calls.

>> No.51048169

>>51048064
Bro just buy KAP lol. Kazahks own the uranium industry.

>> No.51048172
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>>51048057
Yes. Also (((off-topic))) and (((troll posting))).
>Buy CLF

>> No.51048178
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51048178

Is there anything worse than ending your trading day at a new daily low?
Like, not even an uptick after hours either, just red all day, close at a new low, red after hours, which also closes at a new low.
How do I cope
should i jump off the local overpass?

>> No.51048181
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51048181

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD MAKE 100K AND ARE STILL BROKE!
JUST DO THE FOLLOWING LIKE ME!
>Re-use bath water
>Use a wash cloth instead of toilet paper
>Have no friends or family so don't buy a phone
>Don't pay the jew for a car, take the bus
>Don't pay the jew for electricity, wear a sweater
>Don't pay the jew for clothes, just wear the same thing every day
>Don't pay the jew for food, just eat rice and beans
>Don't rent a house just live in a 500 square foot apartment in a shit hole for cheap rent
>Don't pay the jew for anything that makes your life better, just suffer.
ITS THAT EASY YOU FUCKING RETARDS. INFLATION AND COST OF LIVING IS ONLY TRANSITIONAL

>> No.51048185

>>51048131
Britain is in need of more thermal units. That's all I know.
Germany too.

>> No.51048186
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51048186

>>51048172
Are we posting b& caps?

>> No.51048188
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51048188

>>51048117
>I don't know what a Jackson Hole is
Ask the SIGA crowd

>> No.51048216

>>51048057
>>51048172
>>51048186
nu-/biz/ jannies = no fun allowed

2018-2019 was comfy as fuck

>> No.51048221

>>51048152
Inshallah

>> No.51048232
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51048232

I genuinely like Jerome Powell

>> No.51048244

I'm making the mother of all meltdowns here Jack. Cant fret over every candle

>> No.51048245
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51048245

>>51048181
>bro just live in a tent and shit in a hole
>just make a monthly trip to WMT to restock on canned food and supplies
>and use the public wifi at MCD to sell cash secured puts

>> No.51048254

>>51048181
>he's still seething that I told him to live within his means
What did you even want? People to feel sorry for you for being a retard who's bad with money?

>> No.51048255

I sold my 8/22 416p today too early. I literally wanna end my life

>> No.51048258
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51048258

Can /smg/ solve this riddle?

>> No.51048260
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51048260

>>51048244
What stocks would Senator Armstrong (insider) trade?

>> No.51048259

>>51048181
Like 3 of these are kind of legit.

>> No.51048271
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51048271

>green Futures
Yeah, Im thinking we're back

>> No.51048284

>>51048260
Senator Armstrong is a big boy and trades futures.

>> No.51048293
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51048293

>>51048271
Yes, I told bobo to take profit before market closed. Hope he listened

>> No.51048316
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>>51048188
more like ask Texas Teachers
apparently they love gay sex
I feel very comfortable with the kind of people holding this stock

>> No.51048321
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51048321

So
What is shortable here?
>AMC
>CVNA
>SHOP
I think I could take some very small positions in each but all have squeeze risk and only Carvana has home run potential

>>51048023
heh heh I stole this from twittee and posted it on smg
glad you like

>> No.51048341

>>51048271
this is just postmarket

>> No.51048344

>>51048181
The amount of money Americans spend on their cars and eating out are insane
Just fixing that is enough for 90% of budgets

>> No.51048353

>>51048344
I eat out most nights each week and still save/invest(lose) about $6k per month

>> No.51048360

>>51048321
>>AMC
careful with that one, memestocks may be on their last legs after bloodbath & bankrupt, but then again it's memestocks and it may just go up 60% tomorrow

SHOP is a pretty safe short.

>> No.51048375

>>51048360
I was thinking
>Long APE/Short AMC

>> No.51048377

>>51048181
eating out isnt even good for you, restaurants use too much salt/sugar/fat
its why you're all pre-diabetic

>> No.51048382
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51048382

>>51048186
Might as well.

>> No.51048390
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51048390

You there. What is your passive income strategy?

>> No.51048400

>>51048375
APE is designed to be a legal scam. I would never go long on that shit.

>> No.51048401

>>51048353
Perfectly fine if you have the money obviously
The obsession with getting a payment plan for a new car with ridiculous interest rates, combined with eating out too much/ordering overpriced delivery kills the American financial budget

>> No.51048405

>>51048382
lmao

>> No.51048414
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51048414

>>51048382
They saved my life

>> No.51048418
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51048418

MRIN getting bought out by SNAP.... FUCK YEAH!!!! My trapline waiting for months has sprung...

>> No.51048425

>>51048216
I was going to make fun of you for being a zoom but being nostalgic for something 3-4 years ago isn’t that uncommon and now I just feel old.

Anyway, you’re a zoomer

>> No.51048439

>>51048375
have you read up on the difference between the two?
I haven't so I can't advise you, but APE might legitimately be worth less than AMC due to lesser rights to dividends or votes

>> No.51048447

>>51048260
Oil stocks, but he would also p&d.

>> No.51048461

>>51048401
>payment plan for a new car with ridiculous interest rates
Yeah I don't fuck around with that, my car is 7 years old, fully paid off about 5 years ago (2 years early). Paid about half in cash up front too
>ordering overpriced delivery
Yep... that's where they get you too. I usually eat out alone or get carryout. I only do delivery if DASH or UBER are doing a good deal

>> No.51048466

>>51048260
That one drone stock that got shilled here a while back

>> No.51048488

>>51048405
To be fair, I called it wrong. Post was referring to AMZN earnings and that was the quarter they threw in a bullshit RIVN unrealized gain.
Took another month to start dumping.

>> No.51048489
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51048489

melt up bros, is it possible we re-test the highs before a leg down?

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>>51048461
Congrats, you paid off your car and order take out. Your are really ahead of the curve

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51048491

>>51048414
Only to let you suffer.

>> No.51048501
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51048501

>>51048489
Were almost through the worst part hold

>> No.51048508

>>51048491
Yeah, I know. I got that warning over 2 months ago... and looking back, were those 2 months worth living?
I would say: no

>> No.51048514
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51048514

was it a dead cat bounce, afterall?

>> No.51048529
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51048529

>>51048501
>this time is different

>> No.51048530

>>51048400
>>51048439
No, but I know the difference is APE can be dilluted but APE is the preferred equity, which means AMC should be worth just as much less whenever the head ape dumps

>> No.51048539

unironically how are ppl bullshit through fed tightening and uncertainty like this

>> No.51048554

>>51048110
>How long will the interest be kept high?
indefinitely
>How will the economy fully reopen if nobody can spend?
It won't
How can we even buy the expensive electric cars our globalist masters desire if the rates are so high?
You're not supposed to, You vill ride ze electric bus

>> No.51048557

>>51048181
This is kind of what I'm doing, not quite this extreme though and not because I'm broke or trying to save more, it's more out of spite because it hurts me to the core to give kikes any of my money. These vampires have no idea just how uncomfortable I am willing to be just to spite them, plus it is good practice for when SHTF

>> No.51048574

>>51048344
>The amount of money Americans spend on their cars and eating out are insane
>Just fixing that is enough for 90% of budgets
meanwhile most of the younger generations are paying rent with credit cards
>j-just live in your car what are you some sort of bourgeoisie?

>> No.51048589

>>51048530
well I would read up very carefully from the source before trying to arbitrage between the two

>> No.51048592

>>51048539
>unironically how are ppl bullshit through fed tightening and uncertainty like this
they made the easiest most braindead money in human history by going long after the 2020 crash so they think they can just do that forever

>> No.51048594
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>>51048489
Yes, look at the weekly chart. SPX will probably test 4400-4600 as resistance. Event wise there's Black Friday and midterms coming up, after NVDA earnings and Jackson Hole this week. This is a minor reversal, bear trap.
The pattern since June has been bobo getting BTFO on his shorts and puts. we can milk it a little longer.

>> No.51048604
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51048604

GAS GAS GAS IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
AND SAVE A GERMAN FROM FREEZING TOMORROW
YEAH YEAH YEAH

>> No.51048605

Bros I have 100k in the market (getting lower by the day desu) and I’m holding 15k cash. When do I throw the cash in? WHERES THE RECESSION, AMERICA? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A RECESSION

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>>51048557
I am glad you are living the future ideal life style and are happy. Just live in your car if you really want to stick it to the jew.

>> No.51048628

>>51048466
KTOS?

>> No.51048636
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51048636

>>51048605
It's a vibecession actually.

>> No.51048650

>>51048245
incredibly based

>> No.51048655

>>51048605
>getting lower by the day
>wheres the recession?

just check your portfolio dude

>> No.51048661

>>51048605
bro, the fed could inject $500B into the market and it would rise 10%

>> No.51048668

>>51048529
But the chart is saying it's not different...

>> No.51048705
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51048705

Rate my gay portfolio you gay lords.
Is it gay enough?

>> No.51048716

>>51048628
Oh, you’re actually right I think. Did anyone go for that? Doesn’t look like it did much

>> No.51048720

>>51048705
Not enough RYCEY

>> No.51048725

>>51048705
Double gay

>> No.51048739

Any predictions on european collapse?

Euroanons, hows money/inflation over there?

>> No.51048761

>>51048720
kek

>> No.51048777

>>51048260
TLS

>> No.51048780

Shell
Exxon
BP
Total
Chevron
Equinor

Thinking about going all-in on oil, is this a good idea?

>> No.51048783

>>51048574
I unironically think young people should stay and live with their parents longer because they can't maintain their finances alone anymore

>> No.51048799

>>51048401
It blows my mind that there are people who pay $20, regularly, to get fast food delivered to them.

>> No.51048802

>>51048780
Avoid Euros. They cuck all the time to their governments. Go with chevron or Oxy. Maybe a hess too for guyana gains. I think production is in 2024 or 2025.

>> No.51048811

>>51048181
This is kinda unironically good advice. Besides you don't need to have a phone to keep in touch with friends and family, send a letter once a week and even with higher postal tariffs it's still cheaper than a cellphone bill.

>> No.51048824

>>51048811
Anon... most people don't even know how to use their hands to write anymore!

>> No.51048825

>>51048799
>$20 for delivery vs losing your life in the streets

>> No.51048828

>>51048783
It works for the Asians and Indians here and look how they're doing.

>> No.51048830

>>51048802
But I was thinking European energy companies will do great this winter... no?

>> No.51048854

>>51048720
Could rycey have any meme potential?

>> No.51048858
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51048858

>>51048023
FPAY anon I know you're out there

>> No.51048884

>>51048811
fuck that just send a telegram or hire a native to run a letter like the good old day

i mean if you're eating anything fancier than a slice of bread and tapwater a day you are undeserving to live, PAY FOR MY GOLF MEMBERSHIP YOU ROTTEN FREELOADING KIDS

>> No.51048887

>>51048802
Also what do you mean by cuck to their governments exactly

>> No.51048888

>>51048418
>A tech company that looks like a biomeme
Impressive

>> No.51048902

>>51048830
I wouldnt really want to make a bet on them outperforming on earnings because fuel is expensive.
theyre nationalizing them, setting price limits and taxing excess profits.

I bought (in 2020) and still own XOM and SHEL, but I'm not adding to their positions. I have enough exposure to oil.
So no, I wouldn't go all in, but there might be some companies were grabbing exposure to if you want to hold them long enough

>> No.51048904

>>51048858
wtf... I shilled FPAY like last year. I don't own it anymore though

>> No.51048907

>>51048830
>>51048887
UK just did an extra tax on their companies for "excessive" profit. They took the average prices of oil and gas for past 5 years. Which was artificially low anyway from shale boom. Thats the kind of action you can see happen in europe. In the US you would need a full 64 votes in senate to get that, and GOP wont ever go for it.

>> No.51048922

>>51048854
no, it is a very boring company that makes zero effort to market itself to investors. It doesn't help that they only do biannual reports instead of quarterlies.

>> No.51048944

>>51048626
Like I said. not that extreme, I'm more becoming self sufficient, I bought a trailer on 50 acres in rural Alabama last year and am turning it into a homestead, cutting out the processed foods jew and hopefully the medical/pharmaceutical jew at the same time. Quit my job, the corporate jew, and am not planning on getting another anytime soon. I'm meeting more and more people locally and they already like to barter, sorry credit card jew. I don't even have a mailbox so no more drunken purchases from the Amazon jew and I'm so deep in the sticks there just isn't much to consoom even if I wanted to.

>> No.51048945

>StockTwits is hosting irl meetups

Anyone else gonna go or is this a bad idea

>> No.51048964

>>51048907
In Europe you have anti business governments combined with Zero-risk management yolo banks and markets

>> No.51048968

>>51048945
show up to an amc meeting and yell "KEK BAGGIES"

>> No.51048969

>>51048945
please go to one and post pictures
>he didn't go to the /smg/ meetup in Vegas

>> No.51048977

>>51048944
Based, stop taking your meds now

>> No.51048980

>>51048130
diamond hands

>> No.51048999

Are we in a bear trap or bull trap?

>> No.51049008

>>51048999
we are entering the crab zone

>> No.51049021
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51049021

>>51048944
>not that extreme
Bro, you are doing something that only a single male with nothing to lose could get away with. Either your going to be happy or end up dying by a meth fire.

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>>51048999
just passed return to normal, next stop fear.

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51049034

>>51048999
>>51049008

the crab trap

>> No.51049060

>>51049023
return to normal was march

>> No.51049061

>>51048888
Someone shilled it here last year but I missed out on the first big pump. I just had a hunch it would pump again when the chart started to level and begin to rise a few weeks ago. Got in at $1.75

>> No.51049062

>>51048968
naughty

>> No.51049070

I like watching my good boy points go up, but it hurts knowing I'll never actually benefit from my FICO score because I'll never be able to afford real estate anywhere worth living

>> No.51049078
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51049078

>>51048999
We're in a bear trap (daily) within a bull trap (monthly) within a bear trap (yearly) within a bull trap (centennially)

>> No.51049086

>>51048780
NRGU

>> No.51049094
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51049094

So what's the basis for the latest SIGA fud? It seems based on the perception that the outbreak is slowing, media coverage has dropped off, and FDA is more interested in pursuing vaccines than antivirals. Is that it?
Cases will explode when schools start up in the next week, then media will abandon the narrative that monkepox only affects fags, and SIGA will reach ATHs.
Dips in picrel follow a trend. Nothing about this outbreak has fundamentally changed.
There are also huge discrepancies in the number of reported cases, Wikipedia says we've passed 50k cases but monkepoxmeter says we're at 42.7k. This contributes to the perception that things have slowed down

>> No.51049106

>>51049094
How can you be so confident. I've taken half my shares off the table. At this point it's just as likely it will fizzle out and mostly stay a homosex disease.

>> No.51049107
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51049107

hello can someone please tell me why 27% of my paycheck is going to the government and what i am getting out of it in return

>> No.51049109

>>51049094
kek somebody post that comic with the guy theorizing about the line going up with his TA in his head. this is it

>> No.51049119

I bought a shit ton of calls last week. Lost it all today. What the fuck do I buy? Tqqq calls? Kek

>> No.51049120

>>51049106
but anon every normie is gay...

>> No.51049124

>>51048390
INTC

>> No.51049128
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>>51049094
Cases have stagnated so we crab down. I will be holding gaysex bags

>> No.51049148
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>>51048999
>>51049023
>>51049060

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51049150

will we see lower in sept than we are now?

>> No.51049153

>>51049120
not gay enough to take diseased cocks up the ass

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>>51049148
>if I zoom out so that it matches my chart that means it must be right

>> No.51049170
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51049170

bros... is this the sign?

>> No.51049176

>>51048999
Checked.
We're in a wage trap.

>> No.51049192

>>51049153
lol anon animals and kids have gotten it already, its not slowing down they are hiding it lol where was rhe pox found on children? we already know about the dogs anus...

>> No.51049193

>>51048705
No UONE? Racist!

>> No.51049199
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51049199

It's all so tiresome.

>> No.51049201
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>>51049107
mostly boomer welfare but the occasional war vet or nigger gets a cut as well.

>> No.51049219

>>51048232
Yes. He is based

>> No.51049225

>>51049192
>lol anon animals and kids have gotten it already
Anon, the owners of the dog and at least a few of these kids were a gay couple. Connect the dots.

Look, I'd be more than happy if this thing spreads amongst the normal population (ayy lmao) because I'm still half invested in siga, but I very much doubt it.

>> No.51049235

>>51049060
>>51049148
BTFO
>>51049166
hahaha, retard

>> No.51049240

>>51049170
That's what they get for prepping so many bulls

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>>51049201
What is income security? Also, we just spent more for a global warming bill then we did on our health. God damn this country is being robbed blind

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51049244

What did you do with the US savings bonds your grandparents gave you for your birthday?

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>>51049199
Checked... Why does no one realize that old people are given all the ice cream they want when they get put in the retirement home (place to go to die), this faggot actually believes he looks cool wearing a pair of rayban aviators

>> No.51049249

>>51049107
what state?

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>>51049225
do your part then mutha fucker, get out there and live a little...

>> No.51049269

>>51049249
missouri
>>51049201
>social security i'll probably never see
lol!!!

>> No.51049277

>>51048968
Reminds me of the anon that showed up to that shilary clinton political rally in like 2016. Pretty sure he made it on the stream and everything lmao

>> No.51049278

>>51049021
>Bro, you are doing something that only a single male with nothing to lose could get away with.
Do you know me? By not extreme I meant that I have my own toilet indoors that I don't re-use toilet paper on. But yeah, I just ghosted a lot of the people I knew but of the ones I kept up with they mostly would never do such a thing and expect me to be back within a year. I've lived here full time since the beginning of the year, I don't miss clown world yet and have had an exceptionally peaceful year.
>be happy or end up dying by a meth fire.
Ayyy, ride or die, brother, this clown world ain't for me.

>> No.51049285

>>51049239
unemployment

>> No.51049292

>>51049244
Cashed them out when I went to college cuz poor

>> No.51049295
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51049295

You bought Calls right? You didn't sell the bottom right? You did look at the hourly RSI/MACD right? You did buy something for turnaround Tuesday right?

>> No.51049297

>>51048181
>JUST SAVE MONEY BY X
Rent literally dwarfs everything a wagie can do LMAO, you can save ten venti machiatos a day and you'll never make up the money your parents didn't pay for housing!

>> No.51049306
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51049306

>Rate my trading desk

>> No.51049317

>>51049306
I'm lovin it

>> No.51049321

>>51048783
>I unironically think young people should stay and live with their parents longer because they can't maintain their finances alone anymore
The reason their finances are shit is because they rent. Because they don't own their parents house. Their parents do.

>> No.51049349

>>51049306
Name something more comfy than trading nuggets futures

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>>51049306

>> No.51049359

i got asked my age at the grocery store because buying beer and said 34 and some like 60 year old woman behind me in line said "hey me too"
wtf

>> No.51049360

>>51049306
OK, Hamburglar

>> No.51049365

>>51048390
I buy what I think are good dividend stocks in the sp500 and borrow from the gains to buy more and uncorrelated good dividend stocks while using my job income to pay off the debt.
I'm currently paying 300 in margin a month on dividends of 700.

>> No.51049371

>>51049359
welcome to boomertown anon

>> No.51049375

>>51049306
10/10 mc nuggies

>> No.51049384

>>51048023
lel

Why "bps" views?

>> No.51049396

>>51049321
Dad made 24 an hour 30 years ago and bought my house for 280k.
Dad makes 26 an hour still and owns 3 houses now.
The house is now worth 500k. Must be nice to have been born before everything went to shit,.

>> No.51049398

>>51049384
because 75 basis points

>> No.51049399

>>51049306
>no faggy keyboard without letters
Thats a plus
>no steel battalion controller with 360 to pc adapter
oof that is gonna cost you
>Wood desk (probably pretend wood but really doesn't matter)
Very nice
>laptops instead of a greasy looking shitbox with an ashtray on it
kind of gay homie
>screens galor
can't fault that

Overall, 6/10, fucking fightcade autist

>> No.51049400

>>51048057
are you new faggot? jannies are comped by chinks/kikes/CIA (these are all one entity) for nearly a decade now.

>> No.51049402
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HOLY FUCK ITS GONNA GO UP TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>51049295
>the bottom

>Gallup's Life Evaluation Index measures the quality of life of Americans by asking respondents if they're "thriving," "struggling," or "suffering." The survey is between 0 to 10. >Those who check four or below are classified as suffering; seven or higher is thriving.

The poll found that 5.6% of Americans rate their lives as "suffering," the highest since the index's inception in 2008.

>> No.51049407

>>51049384
bps = basis points

it's how they define interest rates 100 bps is 1%

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51049412

so, what are you fellas doing later?

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>>51049106
>How can you be so confident.
I've had the expectation since this outbreak began that monkepox won't just affect the gay community, it will spread through community transmission and affect all of society. I think we've already seen this, there have been lots of anecdotal reports of non-fags contracting monkepox, as well as reverse zoonosis.
There's been a concerted psyop to associate monkepox with gay sex but I'm highly skeptical of that framing. So selling shares is off the table for me, at least until I see how this winter plays out.
Worst case scenario I don't see it dropping below $12 so I'll at least break even

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>>51049094
Essentially, midwits make the same mistakes over and over and over again. Cases reported have leveled off worldwide. This leads people to think
>nothingburger

You just have to take two fucking seconds to actually use your brain. These are the numbers out of Mexico and india. Keep in mind everything you know about outbreaks in Canada and the US, and everything you know about Mexico and India.

There are people in this very thread who will angrily argue with you that there are no more than 250 cases in the entire country of Mexico, and ten (10) cases in the entire country of India -- a country of over a billion people that has no plan to vaccinate for mpxv -- in support of their argument that cases have leveled off worldwide, and that mpxv will be gone by the end of the year.

Invest with that knowledge wherever you will.

>> No.51049426

>>51049400
shut up nigger, its one of the tamer things ive been banned for

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>>51049295
>the bottom
>turnaround Tuesday
>You bought

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>>51049094
Daily cases are falling off. This needs to change before SIGA picks up again. School starting could do it, but it's probably not worth the risk to sit on it and find out. Give it a month and we'll see. It might be down under 17 by then.

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>>51049404
riddle me this, why have I never been sent any one of these so called 'polls' in my life? Does anyone actually receive these polls? Is it possible that all polls are lies?

>> No.51049443

>>51049431
>drops slightly
I remember those weeks of covid kek

>> No.51049444

>>51049295
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

>> No.51049452

>>51049201
Ahhh the general fund. Every politician's favorite money sink.

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>>51049412
I'm taking the week off of work. Tonight I'll be chugging beer. And probably play some vidya later.

>> No.51049488 [DELETED] 

>>51049444
hey i blasted this jam during the great american eclipse of 2017 and some bros down the road were all "yeahhh!"

>> No.51049494

When does the floor fall out on housing? The debt market is clearly on thin ice based on credit cards and the auto market. These people can’t hide behind their Zestimates forever.

>> No.51049508

>>51049443
7-day moving average peacked on August 14th. I don't think it's a coincidence that price also peaked on that day. (((They))) knew.

>> No.51049512

>>51049494
The fed won't stop buying mortgage backed securities bro.

>> No.51049521

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS LIGHT IN MY LIFE
NOW I ONLY SHART IN THE MART

>> No.51049532
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>>51049128
Good man
>>51049424
I agree, there's simply no way cases will level off, we're dealing with a GOF bioweapon with "accelerated evolution". Past outbreaks did not have sustained human-to-human transmission. Not only does the current outbreak have H2H transmission but now there's also reverse zoonosis, the case of the dog being infected. Shills have capitalized on this by saying fags are degenerate and the dog got monkepox through buttsex, but anyone with half a brain can see through that narrative
>>51049431
There are huge variations between the different tracker websites, e.g. wikipedia vs. monkepoxmeter shows a difference of 8,000 cases globally

>> No.51049538

>>51049484
watcha playing bro?

>> No.51049557

>>51049538
hunt:showdown

>> No.51049562

>>51048321
I have some Carvana puts. You're a little late after missing the last few days, but I expect it to drop more over the next couple months. The company is a scam.

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>>51049532
I want it to run wild as much as the enxt guy, and I'm definitely keeping an eye on it, but the way I see it there are better places to have my money right now.
I'm watching for spread in schools and for FDA trial results. I will very likely be back in that stock before the end of the year once I start seeing those things.

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>>51049306
are you trading bicmacs to mcfeasts

>>51049295
some calls yes

>> No.51049587

>>51049562
I feel like I am having deja vu. I swear the last time we had a guy shorting Carvana, he got justed and then spent several days crying about it being some kind of mafia backed ponzie.

>> No.51049594

anyone short zoom? I was thinking of it but keep forgetting about earnings plays, the last one I was thinking of was match

>> No.51049598

>>51049587
that would probably be the least schizo thing posted in /smg/ desu bruv

>> No.51049601

>>51049587
>some kind of mafia backed ponzie
prove him wrong
protip: you can't

>> No.51049607

I dunno about you guys but I'm going to start investing in myself.

>> No.51049608

Can I get a quick rundown of today

Thanks

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>>51049574
That's fair. I'm maintaining my price average around $12 but profit is profit, more power to you

>> No.51049623

>>51049594
How tied to covid news is zoom?

>> No.51049624

>>51048023
When are they gonna stop raising rates?

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51049628

Where can I get Wendy's in yurop? I ate a baconator after 3 years of not eating Wendys at IAH since I moved to yurop. I forgot how good they were, how I missed them.

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>futures

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>>51049624
Rate hikes will continue until morale improves.

>> No.51049639

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/saudi-prince-says-oil-futures-152412535.html

Saudi Arabian Energy Minister Prince Abdulaziz bin Salman said “extreme” volatility and lack of liquidity mean the futures market is increasingly disconnected from fundamentals and OPEC+ may be forced to cut production

Oil bros

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>>51049587
>déjà vu is best understood as a symptom of temporal lobe epilepsy or schizophrenia

altought deja vu is quite common in healthy people those who have it frequently may have mild epilepsy, do you get seasick or motion sick easy playing videogames?

>> No.51049645

>>51049608
>Can I get a quick rundown of today
fed tightening to continue has spooked the spookers

>> No.51049651

>>51048783
>I unironically think young people should stay and live with their parents
I dont have parents, cool advice I guess, boomer.

>> No.51049653

>>51049643
only when I try to do word search puzzles in a moving vehicle

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>>51049538
I finally got Elden Ring, so I'll give that a shot. I also downloaded Star Wars Republic Commando. And I want to see if it still holds up.

>> No.51049658

>>51049634
isnt love beautiful?

>> No.51049664

>>51049557
Moved to the country, have satellite internet now, I miss playing Hunt. Can't wait for Starlink to be available here.

>> No.51049667

>>51049654
damn bro I kinda want to play ER but I just don't have the patience for those autist type games

>> No.51049670

>>51049654
>Star Wars Republic Commando
incredibly based, vode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG-FR3_fmPU

>> No.51049673

>>51049609
Thanks for being civil about it, fren. My average was around $12 as well. Stop loss was at $23 and tripped late last week. I'd love to see it drop maybe $5 more before schools start having a problem with it and it runs to like $80.

>> No.51049679

>>51048088
How does SQQQ look for tomorrow?

>> No.51049683

>>51049653
well that's quite common no need to have brain abnormalities for that

>> No.51049685

>>51049587
When was that? I already made a profit with puts on it from May to June and it's been going downhill for a year now. No idea if it's mafia, but the father of the CEO is a conman with a history, and while it's not technically a ponzi, it is a fraud scheme to take money from investors and transfer assets to their inner circle.

>> No.51049686

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r8aT8fhydM

>> No.51049695

>>51049634
She kissed his teeth

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>>51049679
SQQQ is going to triple from here

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>>51049150
I certainly hope so

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>>51049150
meeh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKgtA3h8WB8

>> No.51049734

>>51049685
I don't know, it is probably and conveniently on the old archive that isn't around anymore. It was definitely within the last two years though.

>> No.51049735

>>51049624
Never

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>>51049557
As the original Hunt showdown shill, I hope your having fun. Make sure to hide in the bushes and scream nigger nigger nigger when someone walks while you shotgun blast them.

>> No.51049753

>>51049321
What do you mean? If they lived in their parents' house longer with a small rent of like $100/month their living expenses would be tiny compared to moving into another house entirely and paying out the ass. They would be able to gather more of a nestegg and they would be able to get a mortgage with that so they wouldn't have to pay rent out the ass and instead they would own an apartment for example which they would pay down. And if they wanted to move they could sell their apartment later and hopefully at an inflated cost.

Of course this depends on real estate not shitting the bed the moment Zoomer-kun takes a mortgage lol

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>>51048057
>>51048076
>>51048081
>>51048172
>>51048216
>>51049400
I got an unappealable ban for violating US law because I brought up the fact that the 91st Cyber Brigade shills extremely heavily on 4chan, possibly even running the site itself. They're organized as an information warfare national guard unit in Bowling Green, VA so that they can target Americans living on American soil more easily than if they were army or DoD.

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>>51049639
>OPEC+ may be forced to cut production

Oh no, how awful

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>>51049710
Can gross white guys like that really get qt asian gfs like that? How much does he make to offset his reddit vibe?

>> No.51049780

>>51049639
>Hey guys, what's me make Joe shit his pants
God imagine 4 dollar gas again right before the midterms

>> No.51049781

>>51049634
a rare based redditor

>> No.51049782 [DELETED] 

>>51049765
>Bowling Green, VA
based, im looking at property there. I can shitpost from across the street from the fed honeypot? waow.

>> No.51049787 [DELETED] 

>>51049765
Go Army! Thank you for your service!

>> No.51049790
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51049790

So SQQQ is still a buy, right? I’m not too late to join the party?
>your 50 car is subsidized once for only 7.5k

>> No.51049796

>>51049651
parents, grandparents, cousins, relatives, foster parents, etc. you catch the drift

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>>51049651
>He had a virgin birth
Lol get fucked jesus

>> No.51049814

>>51049779
Think about your own personal standards for strange foreign pussy, and understand that women also have those same standards for strange foreign dick

>> No.51049816

>>51049790
>sell current car for 10k
>get 7.5k tax credit on electric vehicle
how do i profit from this

>> No.51049820

>>51049814
>woman have the same standards
Kek

>> No.51049824

bros.. what the fuck happened today, i was at work and couldn't pay attention.
are we going to go back to the lows?

>> No.51049826

>>51049814
Or it's the equivalent of a mail order bride

>> No.51049836 [DELETED] 

>>51049765
>>>/pol/

>> No.51049841

>>51049826
well that too, most of those I have seen have get really fat though

>> No.51049843

>>51048057
I got a ban from /pol/ for trying to start a troll campaign to get a black woman put on the penny to replace Abraham Lincoln, then start another troll campaign simultaneously complaining that itsa black woman on the least valuable piece of us currency.

>> No.51049844

>>51049824
Retail is finally begining to notice that the fed is full of shit

>> No.51049848

Is this water fucked up?

>> No.51049853 [DELETED] 

>>51049824
Because the chuds on 4chan won't stop spreading dangerous misinformation about there being a recession (transitory (actually a good thing))

>> No.51049863

I'm not even a bull or bear but it was clear that the market got oversold today and there is going to be a rebound tomorrow. The market will sell off again this week until Jerome Powell speaks this Friday.

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>>51049836
>1pbtid
Sup 91st, did I trigger your post alert again?

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>>51049779
A guy I work with who is just as gross and nerdy as that dude captured a gook just like him. He had to marry her over there and would fly back and forth to Cambodia to be with her. He sent her 800 a month for her family to live like kings and queens. Then he eventually brought her back to the states and married her. We called him Butters. His real name is Michael Myers....
TLDR; If you love Asian pussy and don't want to be alone, you can pay for it. Just like anything in life, you have to work for it still.

>> No.51049890 [DELETED] 

>>51049765
0_0

>> No.51049899 [DELETED] 

>>51049890
>>51049765
kek butthurt jannie detected

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>>51049843
Bravo on utilizing the time you have on this planet.

>> No.51049913

WTFWT

>> No.51049914

>>51049824
>>51049863
options expiry

>> No.51049915

PRTY anon here, was green in a red ass market

nice meme

>> No.51049920

>>51049824
bear rally is over. Bond market stopped sucking its own farts.

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lmao really doing your jobs here (related to the market of course)

>> No.51049929

>>51049921
that was really weird, I guess anon was telling the truth

>> No.51049931

>>51049404
WTF I thought that'd be at least 50%.

>> No.51049933

>>51049881
I know a guy like that also. But while he was at work she was cheating on him with Chad lol. He caught her once and they worked it out. The second time he kicked out and filed for divorce. Wanted to really screw her and have the government revoke her visa but I don't he managed to do it.

>> No.51049957
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>>51049128
>"reeeeeeeeeeee walmart dehumanizes workers"
>hitachi construction workers physically exercise and rally up every day for four years straight while building a nuclear power plant
>OMG THE BASE! SO BASADARINO! JAPAN BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2YHrJafMlE

>> No.51049956

>>51049881
that's a lot of words to say be rich and the quality of your woman is the quantity of your money.

>> No.51049958
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>>51048023
Which Chink ipo should I lose the rest of my money on tomorrow?

GSUN poster show yourself! I could have made it big with GCT but you made me lose money on this chinx scam

>> No.51049964

Friends, I got a new job. Nobody in my life really cares so I am blogging for you all.
I will soon manage town assets. Me, a dumb anon.
We are all going to make it.
Also my portfolio is crabbing along but pays a nice yield. Life sometimes can be ok.

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>>51049306
>fightstick with an actual stick
Very cute and retro but let's see you do a standing 720

>> No.51049973

>>51049317
underrated + 1st reply. Updoot.

>> No.51049980

>>51049964
I got a new job too at a rival company. They pay a lot more plus benefits. Only downside is all my commission pay is added onto my last paycheck of the month.

>> No.51049982

>>51049958
Have you not seen the minnie mouse poster, telling you which stocks to short?
GSUN is one of them...

>> No.51049984

>>51048181
You just described how poor people live. Accept that you are poor.

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>>51049933
My fat cousin got knocked up by an illegal. Then they got married because they feared Trump was going to kick him out of the country. He was working with my Aunt as a union electrician apprentice and quit because he wanted to smoke weed. So he got a job at Target where he was banging some super fat chick in warehouse. He got fired from that job too. So my fat cousin is now divorced with a spic baby. I love my liberal gay ass family. I was called racist because I originally told her he is using you for a green card.

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>>51049765
Good.

>> No.51049999

>>51049607
Invest in a gallon of ice cream a day and I guarantee you'll see gains

>> No.51050001

>>51048084
More like
>OIL FALLS 10% BEFORE TRADING SESSION OPENS ON NO NEWS

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>>51049982
No one said to short it on the date that I bought it.

Think I'll throw the last remaining cash I have it another chink ipo and hope I get a 2x at least. if not going to debtmax to buy into a tech bootcamp and spend the next 4 months preparing to go into the wagecage

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QYLD is a good investment

>> No.51050030

>>51049957
Your bait post has nothing to do with the conversation, but there's a clear difference between a performative dance routine in front of customers and construction workers warming up before their shift. Construction workers in the state do group stretches before their shift too.

>> No.51050039

>>51049980
Heck, nice. My pay is going to jump significantly from this move. Commute going to be a bitch but new car may help.

>> No.51050044

>>51050030
>in the state
in the States

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>>51049607
Same I've been buying udemy courses for a while and got done exercising equipment. Thinking bout doing workshops and labs so I can get a high earning tech job so I have more money to throw at soxl while it's under 20 dollars

>> No.51050055

>>51050039
Hope gas for you friendo.

>> No.51050065

>>51048390
Put everything I have into something someone on Reddit told me was going to 1000x because another stock did it once before and just assume it's going to happen the same way again and become so rich I can just pass on income

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>>51049964
>>51049980
>>51050039
>>51050039
same, on the first month of a new job. pay much more than the previous competitor, better healthcare and less work. WAGMI.

>> No.51050081 [DELETED] 

Lmao, the absolute state of glowniggers. They deleted my post about the 91st Cyber Brigade shilling on 4chan, and also all references to it.

>> No.51050087

>>51050026
its ineffecient for growth or protection of wealth.

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>>51050081
it was observed.
>>51050026
>>51050087
im buying

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>>51050081
what do they shill?

>> No.51050122

>>51048245
Is that your tent or are you just giving an early sunrise to some unsuspecting camper?

>> No.51050124

>>51050081
We know, glowniggers are pathetic.

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>>51050119
We definitely are not shilling BLUE. and we never shilled CCXI.

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>>51048023
I bought SOXL at 17.10 and 16.95.
I'm gonna be rich.

>> No.51050148

>>51050080
WAGMI investment fund when?
Clearly we have a few wrinkle brains here.

>> No.51050149

>>51050119
Land O Lakes extra melt american cheese loaf.

>> No.51050154

>>51049710
the twist is hes got a 9 inch hog and 500k net worth

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>>51050148
I would, unironically, trust my money to an /smg/ investment fund.

>> No.51050206

>>51050200
>>51050200
>>51050200
>>51050200

>> No.51050210 [DELETED] 

Posting from a different IP because the mexican women at the 91st Cyber Brigade are on full damage control mode right now.

>>51050101
>>51050124
Spread the word anon, it's the only way to defeat them. What they're doing is illegal under the Hatch Act.

>>51050119
Pro-government, pro-Biden, pro-alphabet soup propaganda. They exist to protect the current political establishment and prevent the people who use this site from ever accomplishing anything. They're extremely active on /k/ and /pol/, but they have post alerts set up for all the other boards too if you mention them.

>> No.51050211

>>51050193
I am not willing to play roulette on a CRBP pajeet play worming itself in there

>> No.51050224

>>51050148
>Clearly we have a few wrinkle brains here.
Don't know what you're basing that on. All your faggot tripcucks got wiped out as soon as QE infinity stopped

>> No.51050234

>>51048232
he is so weaselly just like all the other fed chairmen

>> No.51050294

>>51048271
15% vix move does mean high probability of a green day, I wouldn't count on it lasting.

>> No.51050296

>>51048390
Currently HNDL and JEPI.

>> No.51050320

>>51048068
I'll give you one hint. I wouldn't bet on oil until midterms pass ;)

>> No.51050390

>>51048057
Jews aren't a race. Wtf?

>> No.51050650

>>51050065
Fellow GME holder i see

>> No.51051000

>>51048353
>spends 72k a year on living
You're either mentally handicapped or live in Malibu. Either way you're dumb as fuck

>> No.51051070

>>51051000
wat?
I don't understand your math

>> No.51051139

>>51051070
>6k a month
>12 months a year
>6 x 12 = 72
Did that help

>> No.51051163

>>51051139
Yes... but that number doesn't represent what I said... I said that I'm saving $6k/mo ($72k/yr) AFTER expenses. I didn't tell you what I spend per month

>> No.51051232

>>51051163
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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>>51048186