/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51047551
I just finished a BS in physicswith a 3.55 gpa and make $40k doing tech support. How do you guys actually start your careers? The first real job seems like the hardest to get.

>Look at me, I build a le heckin' epic GAMING PC! I'm just like you!
Cringe!

Pure Math drop out
20yo NEET

The fan was already invented, Henry.

>>51047590
Do you have plans for graduate school? An undergrad degree in physics alone is basically useless in industry/research

>>51047551
>Protein Food Scientist
>$666k

>>51047590
>physics
>tech support

>>51047551
I'm a Hollywood actor, making about 5 mills a year.

>>51047590
yeah getting a BS in physics was the worst mistake, its harder and more broad than engineering brainlets and less rewarding

just go into data like everyone else, go get a M.S. degree in some sort of computer sciencey horseshit, i make like $80k at 26

>>51047551
I make 800K off my etsy store selling stickers lmao get fucked nerd

>>51047551
Mechanical engineer and I work with r&d in packaging technology. Make about 70k a year but work about 25-30 hours a week, some of them from home.
Could easily get higher paying job but I really enjoy the freedom of my current one.

>>51047694
wagies have no idea
I made over 2MM last yeard with 3 online storefronts
plan to make 3MM this year

>>51047551
I'm a manager an area manager for Mcdonalds and I make 170k a year with zero college debt, And I've worked since for them since I was 17 without accumulating cuck debt. My net worth is 8 figures. The absolute state of you collegecucks. lmao

>>51047551
automation engineer and I make $20m a year for my company and they give me about 80k

Bachelor's in Marketing
A Data Analytics certificate

Category Manager, $107k + bonuses

>Consultant
>$103K salary
>Literally have not worked ~20 hrs total since February; still get paid
>Used downtime to start a business
>On target to make $400K by EOY

Prior to this I was making $50K. Life is fucking weird.

Wrench bending retard
92k a year

>tech lead forklift operator
>550,000$ per year (after taxes)

>>51047551
Professional neet
Get payed free tenders and pizza
Work house 7 days a week
Hobby: laughing at wagies like you

Paramedic
Maybe 90k this year?

>>51048168

You’re a fucking retard for working for only 170k when you have over 10M, that’s how I know you’re larping

>>51048325
>he thinks 10mil is a lot

Math PHD
300k starting

>>51047694
>>51048089
do you just buy sticker packs from china and redirect them in a us market?

>>51048343

I make 300k and if I had 10M I’d be retired tomorrow

>>51048387
You wouldn't be retired for long.

>>51048404

You could withdraw 300k a year for life and never run out of money so I don’t think so

>>51048431
Not when the feds inevitably decide that they can take a slice of that money every year. Gotta keep hustling, billionaires are the new millionaires.

>>51048325
I live off of interest and invest every cent I have. While collegecucks were busy on their vanity projects, I got rich as fuck. I'm at the point where I answer emails and visit a store once or twice a week for an inspection. I'll be worth 9 figures while college cucks are busy paying off their mortgage and college debt for the rest of their ego driven existence. Lmao, Sad really.

>>51047662
I've been seriously considering it, but I really, really don't want to love on a PhD stipend

>>51047551
I am 37 tomorrow and I have worked three months in my entire life and have made virtually no money at all. We are not the same.

I get paid a billion dollars a year to have sex with the hottest women on earth when they want to have sex for the first time but also they have to be willing to let me fuck them in the ass. I'm thinking about quitting and waiting tables.

I’m a high school teacher but I quit and decided to start selling meth with a former student and pays pretty well

>>51048552
based

>>51048527
Enjoy your fulfilling career in tech support then

26 as well, insurance agent, 150k per year, pic rel. how much I’ve made since Jan 1st so far.

>>51048701
Fuck it. I'm starting an llc. Maybe I can get some money from that in a year when I would go back to school

I make 3mil a year WFH doing nothing. Get fucked cucks

>>51048711
>Working 65.45 hours a week

Nurse. Bachelors degree
I think 75-80k/yr

I want to make more atleast 100k.
I can either go back to school and get a masters or go to a different site.

>>51047618
Relax chud. YWNBHC

>information security analyst
>66k per year
>do basically zero work and work from home

I'm probably slightly underpaid but I'm getting a promotion here soon to analyst 2 and once I get that title I'm going to start shopping around elsewhere and get another raise that way

>>51048756
No sir. That’s bi weekly.

>>51048194
That’s when you convince your team to start a company and get your current company to purchase you.

PhD in engineering, on first job out of program working for DoD at 95k. Had offers for 125k but contractually obligated to feds so couldn’t take. Stuck here for three years. Miserable

>>51048472
OK, Hamburglar

>>51048817
thought nurses were 100+ ?
what about per diem nurses ?

Brainless govie paper monkey
>95k

>>51048367
Anon. They don't have stores. They're lying.. This is the internet

>>51048281
>Consultant
>Literally have not worked ~20 hrs total since February; still get paid
nice LARP, they would have fired your ass for 0% utilization like 4 months ago

>>51047551
mods need to ban these datamining threads

>>51047551
>Senior SWE working remotely from Krautland to the US
>28yo middle eastern cockroach
>7.2k $EUR per month after taxes

>>51048281
What's the biz?

>>51047551
Grade 12 education.
Retail manager.
110k a year after bonuses.
Fuck hot 20yr old employees on the regular.
Lol fucking loosers.

37
Chef at Wendy's
$8.75/hr

Early 20s, Power Engineer (Oil and Gas operating), 2 year diploma, 160k a year.

>>51048750
based what "job"

>>51048817
>Nurse
>chud

comm studies
account manager
$75k+ a year

maybe work 30 hours a week, almost all wfh

>>51047551
i do tech support and make 130k lol

>>51047551
>Professional NEET.
>making a videogame.
0$ on my whole life.
making a good game is not a brainlet thing to do right?

>>51047551
SWE/Adult semi-neet living with parents
$180k per year, remote

buyside REIT investor
~150k CAD all-in

Was $50/hr with an associates in mechanical engineering. Worked a shit load of OT and made around $140,000 annually.

30s, living with parents, nogf, stock investor, $0/year because I reinvest all profits except the bare minimum needed to keep me alive
>tfw just cracked $700k

>belly belching and farting on onlyfans
>13 million USD per month

32 self employed 140k includes 40k my wife makes but her money goes into my account so she works for me

Datamine thread.

>>51048404
You have a very, very low IQ

>>51047551
24, English degree (that I've never used and don't think I will), self-employed shitcoiner at the moment

>>51050376
lol I will probably end up in your exact position but through crypto trading instead.

>>51047551
I have a degree in education. I helped out as a psychiatric assistant for extremely disturbed mentally retarded students in low income environments. I didn't have a grad degree, but I ended up getting paid 150k a year in DC. I ended up YOLOing all of my life savings from 30 years into all the memestocks and ended up with around 8.6 million after accidentally withdrawing. I would have held onto all the stocks otherwise. I probably would have ended up homeless in that scenario. Oh well, now I got a whole lotta moola to spend because momma a big steppa, ho.
picrel is my domestic partners newborn. We Ballin Yall. Watchudoin?

>>51047551
26 making ~$105,000, plus a $20k+ bonus this year. Software developer, college drop out. I might actually be making more, not really sure to be honest.

$195k before taxes as a full time retail pharmacy manager and prn hospital staff pharmacist. I work about 48 hours a week on average. I also get about $12k a year in company stock.

>>51050534
I can't decide whether or not I'm a loser since I'm winning so hard in two areas of my life- finance and fitness. But since I really wish I was married with kids by now, I have to admit I've probably fucked up.

>>51047618
Sorry tranny, Henry's Ork army costs more than your botched mtf operation and looks better to boot.

>>51047618
seethe while you dilate

>>51049522
>Retail manager.
>6 figures
Where? LA?B

>be me
>be building cleaning consultant/janitorial specialist
>clean the ceo’s bathroom but still make more money than him (750k every 3 months)

>>51048343
>>51048404
>>51048453
You are, in fact, retarded

>>51051054
There are millions of families that have no money and feel the same way. I wonder which is worse...

>>51051054
You can't have it all unless you're extremely lucky, and you need to be even luckier to maintain the entire arbitrary checklist. Be thankful for what you have.

>>51049143
Anon, you don't understand that there are millions of businesses/NGO's that have no business model to generate revenue, and all of the money they make is from donations/gov-gibs/bank-loans. And they are multi-million/billionaires
Worse that happens is they file for bankruptcy, and repeat. Well, actually the worse that happens is they just take all their stolen money and leave the country, and/or get a new ID
>b-but they can't do that, because reasons
If only you knew how bad things really are...

>>51051393
And there's a handful of people who call those Millions of Families "spoiled peasants" because the Post Office was a day late delivering their Rent-Cheque because of a Federal Holiday.
>WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THE MAIL WOULD HAVE BEEN A DAY LATE, SO YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN OUT A PAYDAY LOAN AND MAILED IT IN A FEW DAYS EARLY

>>51047551
220k with a bachelors in computer engineering
You picked the wrong college major.

>>51049458
>contract hire
Heh

>>51047590
Banks and Financial planners like people with Physics degrees. At least, they did 5 years ago when I was looking

>>51049522
>retail manager
I picture my fatfuck manager from when I used work at staples; he was alright but all the cocaine and fucking assistant managers got up to corporate eventually, he isnt in cali anymore. Being conventioally attractive and going outside is preferable to playing big man in someone else's building anon.

>>51051778
>Banks and Financial planners like people with Physics degrees. At least, they did 5 years ago when I was looking
IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE PSEUDOSCIENCE FRAUDS.
They aren't some science prodigy; they're dishonest cheats.

Firefighter

$135,000 base salary.

>>51047551
high school graduate
security engineer
2020 salary 110k
current salary 185k

>>51052120
37

>>51047551
>>51047665
Pest control / fumigation specialist here, I make a cool $6 million.

>>51047590
>>51047662
Don't worry, I have a PhD in physics and I've been unemployed ever since

BS in Electrical Engineering
Federal Engineer
113k a year
Work 4-5 hours a week and nap the rest of the billable hours

>>51051778
Any ideas on which I should apply to

>no degree
>no job
>no gf
>no hope
>27 year old NEET failure
>$0/year

I'm joining the air force soon so I guess there's that. Maybe it will make me want to kill myself less.

>>51047551
Bach in Accounting. 2 WFH jobs. 130k. One job I know I can slack off and be in good standing and on the other I can easily take advantage of my manager.

>>51047551
95k, 23, software developer

Fire lookout in summer months
20k~
It tech in winter months
20k~
Looking into surverying.

>>51052893
pls be trolling

>>51047551
You’re just flexing on the “mechanical engineer, 63k” doomer poster aren’t you?

>>51053001
This is what i'm going to school for. How hard was it to land a federal job?

>>51047551
$150,000
25
Product manager at boomer technology firm
I do about 5-10 hours of work a week, max.

>>51053201
It is pretty easy, but most agencies don't pay on a special pay scale aka more money. If you are going into a Federal position as a new grad, make sure you apply to agencies that are their own separate pay scales which is easier for engineers.

Intern doctor. 70 k a year.

>>51047551
24 y/o, male
Software developer and IT professional for a software logistics company in scandinavia.

Taxes rape us here, but im making more money than my parents through my job.
-No debt. Also I make probably 150k a year on trading. Which is about 3 or 4 times more than what I make at my real job.

Americans complaining about "muhh free", when they dont realize they make so much more money, and get to choose doctors etc.

>>51047551
I have no degree at all and I also make 120k/year as a redhat engineer. Looks like you fell for the meme

>27
>Food service manager
>30k salary, seasonal work but year round pay

Seriously considering taking some college debt.

I am 29 years old, I run a flooring manufacturing company. I took over from my father after he retired.
I pay myself $120k/year and also have a $6,000,000 trustfund

>>51047590
I got a physics BS and spent months unsuccessfully looking for an engineering job. Then i did one weird trick unironically and immediately got offers from all 4 big defense firms (boeing lockheed northrop and raytheon). Im now 25 with an MS in math (paid for by them), make $115k, have been here for 3 years. Here it is:
>find local professional university (NOT typical state school, but still a 4 year college)
Youll know what i mean when the place is a 4 year uni but doesnt have many dorms on campus and is marketed as a professional/commuter college that people go to after work
>look through their curriculum for a “professional certificate”
This is basically a 1 year long masters degree. You take 4 MS courses
>enroll in the “professional certificate” program in the engineering field of your choice, enroll in 2 courses
I recommend “Systems Engineering.” Its what i did. Raytheon, Northrop, boeing, and lockheed as well as the second tier firms are seriously horny for these. You can switch to whatever you want after you get the first job
>as soon as you enroll, you put this one your resume at the very top
>also add the two courses youre enrolled in
>send out the resumes again to the same places that rejected you
I promise you this WILL work. This post is the best advice in the thread. The only downside is youll need to shell out like 4k for the courses. Youll make it back within your first two months in salary

>>51053958
I should have mentioned, you dont need to finish the certificate, i never did to this day. As soon as you get the job thats all that matters. If you want more school after you get the job make sure they pay for as much of it as you can get them too

BA in English

Was a professional writer making shit all until I fell backwards into college admissions consulting. I get rich kids into Stanford and such.

Now in my third year working privately and have gone 60->110->155k. Considering taking on a few more students to get to around 180, but also the extra work will kill me.

250k is the goal next year. Professional is real as fuck. Just gotta have the skillset people are looking for + know how to market yourself.

>masters in mathematical statistics
>credit risk modelling
>€19 000
Yurope sure is a nice place to live

>>51053958
I’m about to graduate with an Econ degree from Berkeley. I took math all the way up to diff eq, vector calculus, and linear algebra. Even took one upper division math class called mathematical reasoning which is basically intro to proofs. I had to take a levels of probability and stats classes too but more for the sciences like linear regressions, hypothesis testing, etc. do you think I would be able to get a data science job with one of those certificates? Berkeley has one for data science and another one for ai/machine learning that I’m considering but they’re like 8,000 bucks.

>>51054175
at least you have a /biz/ related job

>>51051771
Unlimited contract, though there are many lay-offs happening here and there. Might be hard to keep my position.

>>51047551
UK doctor, £27k a year.

JUST

>>51052172

Wow! You make $6 billion? I wish I could make $6 trillion. Hey, since you have $6 gorillion maybe you could help a schmuck out ay?

>>51054917

You got a loicense to be posting lies, mate?

>>51047618
>COMPUTERS IS FOR NERDS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>51047551
Mental health nurse with Masters degree

180k

>>51047551
Is this guy the last white man in Hollywood

I'm 32, and last year I grossed 234,000. I wash people's houses, kek.

>>51054154
How did you fell backwards into it What do you help people with?

t. Unemployed English BA

>>51047551
No college. Make beer. 130k a year.

>>51050367
Operator?

>>51047551
just turned 24 and i'm an electrician, have made a couple million in the last few years

>>51055773
couple million what? forints?

>>51055168
literally not lying, F1 outside of London.

>>51047551
>26
>tech support
>24k after taxes
My major in college was Mechanical Engineering but I had to drop out because it was way too hard for a brainless like me.

>>51051054
In just like you and I did get married. Having a wife is no plus at all so don't feel bad

>26
>MBA
>Semi neet only kid lives with parents
>Trustfund, several properties and parents makes enough if im going to have a grandkid but 3DPD

I make 25k a year teaching English in Vietnam

>>51055464
hair color: black
body hair: abundant

>white
Anon I... don't know how to tell you... he's a potato nigger

>customer support, never do anything
>25K yearly cause europoor

I would leave but it’s fully WFH and I do maybe 1 hour of work a day if even, living at home so just saving money

>>51055941
do you hire asian street meat™ to fuck?

>>51047590
Took me 11 months to get my first job back in 2012. It was so hard finding a job back then that I have been too afraid to ever leave this job. So I have been here for over 10 years now.

>>51055968
I have a couple times but its not really my thing. Plenty of opportunity for attractive white guys here without paying.

>>51047551
Federal agent. Wont say which bureau. 200k a year. Jumps to 400k if Im deployed overseas for extended periods.

>>51055966
checked
also, nearly every job is like that now, also the high salary ones. you should explore your options, I make 4 times your salary doing as much work as you, from home

man. you goys sure like giving up your demographic info.

>>51055980
>t. Parks and Recreation department officer

>>51055980
hey retard the GS payscale is public knowledge. 0/10 LARP.

Low tier factory wagie
The only upside is that I manage my department and can spend a lot of time dicking around on the computer while day laborers do most of the hard work.
I make $17/hr. I don't know how life turned out like this. Oh wait, yes I do. I started drinking and became an alcoholic at a young age.

CEO of a Fortune 1000 company. Compensation varies depending on stock value, last year it was $14 million.

>>51056017
This is why I said I won't tell you the bureau. Couldn't tell it if I wanted to keep my job.

>>51056036
>he keeps LARPing

federal LEO get a 25% bump on GS pay scale due to their "50 hour work week" and expectation to take call and travel. you aren't making $200k/year even as a GS-15 in washington DC locale. how shitty and pathetic is your life that you'd lie about being a glownigger?

>>51052120
How did you learn?

>>51047551
>24
>Hybrid Cloud solutions Architect
>Haven't needed to check how much I'm being paid recently but I know its a lot

>>51055984
Yeah I’m exploring options, need a job I can actually progress in. I got this when I moved to Spain so it was decent in the city i lived as the cost of living was dirt cheap compared to most of Europe

>>51047551
Own company (not telling u, but its about video games)
460k as of right now, I'm 24 so I'm too old to make it bros. KEK

>>51053955
Life on ez mode

>>51047551
24
Java code nigger, i make 140k, work 3 hours a day and im somehow one of the best devs here. We are having problems hiring senior developers because the compensation is considered low in the industry

>>51056058
Cope. Stay mad poor fag civilian.

>>51056183
>bro i make more money than the highest paid government employee in the country (the president of the united states) when i deploy

>>51056182
i'll do it
just train me on the job

>>51056246
Seethe harder mutt

>>51047551
CE, 27, 350k total

It's in euro though so I'm slowly going broke because the ECB is retarded.

Honestly how realistic is the 'learn 2 code' meme at 30?

As said im a doc and am on what would be poverty wages for any American. Im very inclined to say fuck it and totally change career.

>>51048711
somebody noticed the heavy yellow/blue color use in all topics since ukrain war ?

>>51056523
No way in hell you're on 350k as a chartered/civil engineer depending on what the abbreviation means. I literally know the current MD of Mott Macdonald UK & Europe and she's not on that much.

>sell shit on eBay
>50k/year working very little
>dropped out of grad school because became schizophrenic and can't do anything with a schedule anymore
When you go far enough you forget what you wanted before and that actually helps

>>51053891
Try to make a comprehensible post next time esl retard. Maybe invest some of that time you spend bitching about America

>>51055705
Yeah