/biz/ - Business & Finance

Whoever writes the best "German Gas Joke" gets something special from me.

NVDA 8/26/22 175.00 C. How fucked am I

What THE FUCK is going on wtf bro

BULLCHADS, WE WON

Intel sisters. Do we uhh buy more here or wait for 30$

>>51045619
You will get gassed and you will be happy.

Oh n-ACK!

I hate to break it to bobo's but this period of growth we've had since the halfway point this year is statistically too long to be just a bear market rally

Is VET a good stock

Is Zacks a good website to learn about companies? Stumbled across the site while looking up EQNR

>>51045622
Why would you do that when they kneecapped themselves, unless they’re going for the “well it’s not as bad as we thought play” that all those other faggot companies did like fagflix

amazon is right at its post ER gap up. it's 8% of pure empty down gap from here

>>51045654
i bought some jan'23 calls
i cant see natgas going down going into winter with everything thats going on

>>51045622
I have
10 8/26 172.5/170 bear put spreads
5 8/26 162.5/160 bear call spreads
They report earnings 8/24 after market close. I’m short so I would advise exiting asap
maybe like go up but either way I would sell before 8/24 market close since IV crush will wreck you

>>51045599
June lows waiting room

>>51045654
>>51045678
Inferior EQNR, but if you're Canadian go for it

>>51045687
i bought jan '23 eqnr calls as well

What a day.

How high will UVXY go? Asking for a friend.

Funny how that works isn't it?

Can anyone explain why thinkorswim allows me to do this?
Also...should I?

>>51045687
>>51045605

I am back and what the FUCK has ursa done to the market?
I go make a deal at the secret shop for ONE minute and the bear finds the guts to walk out?

>BBBY

>Saudi Arabian Energy Minister Prince Abdulaziz bin Salman said “extreme” volatility and lack of liquidity mean the futures market is increasingly disconnected from fundamentals and OPEC+ may be forced to cut production.
>“The paper and physical markets have become increasingly more disconnected,” he said in response to written questions from Bloomberg News.
About time someone did something about these paper trading faggot zoomers turning oil into some sort of shitcoin.

>>51045710
50$ by next Wednesday

>>51045755
How did you know this was me?

Fertilizers is recovering

>>51045684
Looking to exit at market open tomorrow AM if we get a small gap up. I am short OTM strangles with further exp dates, both puts and calls. The gap down today + the slow trickle down with no volume has me thinking we revert back a bit tomorrow while people place their earnings bets.

>>51045765
I wish gold and silver miners would have the kind of balls the Arabs do.
They were trying to paper dillude fucken oil like they've done with every other commodity. Not. Gonna. Happen.

If you are long PLUG, you are an idiot. They have been cooking the books for the past 4 years and they dismissed their auditor, KPMG, because they called them out on it

Add on to the fact that they aren't anywhere near profitable - they have a profit margin of -91%. And hydrogen is nowhere close to being economical, even with gov't subsidies

you're welcome for the free Alpha

So, when do we start slurping SIGA?

Bros... my buddy is a market maker and he just leaked me the futures. they are NOT looking good. i sold everything.

>>51045777
Ch-checked. What does this mean?

>>51045791
Go ahead and pull the PLUG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2SiFqQw8Q

>>51045643
I hate to break it to you but it has precedents

>>51045810
natgas second order

>>51045763
if it goes back to $5 in two weeks
lmao

>>51045791
Once I saw the CEO on Cramer and looked at the SUNY undergrad level guidance published by the company I knew to stay far away, regardless how much it pumps short term. Didn't they get caught and have to restate financials last summer and the adjustments were to reduce revenues? Crooks

Summarize the trading day in ten words or less.

>>51045773
The left side of my hustle cube involves clairvoyance

>>51045810
Global famine priced in

I still think hong kong will be the first domino of developed markets to fall to the dollar. The shittiness of the euro is only adding fuel to the fire considering long dxy is like 60% short euro

Asian financial crisis 2.0

>futures

>>51045825
Everyone is posting that chart to point where I think it's a psyop.

>>51045622
good chance you'll say goodbye to your money

Hi friends I have a really fucking dumb question. Let's say

>CHRC at currently at $10
>I sell $12.5 covered calls
>Some time later CRHC shoots up to $30

If I were to sell all my shares at $30, what happens to the contracts when the calls get eventually exercised? Since I sold all my shares at $30, do I get imaginary shares to sell to the call buyer at $12.5?

>>51045622
A whale with a lot of money made the same bet as you. You might do well.

>>51045884
>anime pic
didnt read

>>51045841
nothing of note happened.
sexo

>>51045841
Another gap down and it kept on going

>>51045901
Based

>>51045854
The chinks are already having exodus as shit is going crazy

>>51045884
You'd have to buy the shares back.

>>51045825
lines wiggle a lot, when they go down they look the same. It doesn't mean any of the conditions are similar enough to 2008 to cause a crash.
fed is still buying MBS right now
everyone is on fixed rate loans at 3%. only the newest of buyers are at 5%. in 2008 50% of mortgage were on ARMs at 6.5%

It's a dumb chart to believe.

>>51045841
anime

>>51045841
Fuck this shit

>>51045841

>>51045944
>any of the conditions are similar enough to 2008
you're right, it's worse

>>51045755
>>51045842

Also I understand people might say EQNR is at ATH's but its a healthy company and I think a lot of anons are not fully comprehending just what is about to happen.
I gain nothing from shilling this.

>>51045841
Pee Pee Poo Poo
Pee Pee Poo Poo

>>51045791
I remember getting fucked by plug when it was 48. Fuck the scammer andrew marsh

>>51045841
Like, whatever, man.

>>51045841
as expected
so it begins

Anytime I log on to my portfolio I feel like getting raped.

>>51045841
>Summarize the trading day in ten words or less.

>>51045884
your broker will borrow shares on your behalf to sell at $12.5
you will have a negative balance in the ticker and pay interest on those borrowed shares until you buy them back at $30 or whatever
but this is not a terrible way to close, the liquidity on those calls will probably be garbage so it is easier to sell the shares and then buy them back later as long as borrow fees arent extremely elevated

>>51045944
This guy gets it >>51045957 it won’t be a housing catalyst this time. It’s going to be all the retarded monetary policy we’ve had since then and kicking the can down the road for the sake of the market and now we find ourselves where the fed has o abandon the market since everything else is spiraling out of control

I'm all in SQQQ which means tomorrow will be neon green. You're welcome, bulltards

>>51045995
As in, it's akin to getting raped or you actually want to get raped?

>>51045865
"everybody" is literally just me. Yes it's a psyop, by me.

>>51045619
ich bin ein ber-BRAAAAAAAP

smart money is accumulating

>close to margin call
>paycheck in 2 weeks

>>51045841
>Summarize the trading day in ten words or less.

Ticker SPY will be 320 or less by May 2023.

>>51046053
>BREAKING DAVID SOXL ANNOUNCES SHARE BUYBACK

Housing will drop 60%.

So ... My training says it's time to buy a few SOXL October calls right about now?

>>51046043
Do you have 200 Twitter accounts also spamming it?

SOXL holders you beclown yourselves

>>51045619
hey there cool it with the antichemitism

>>51045841
Getting real tired of this memeflation cycle.

pants pissers you bepiss yourselves

>>51046081
no, not me, but yeah it's popular on Bobo twitter

>>51046041
akin to getting raped by black men in a way that I man not appreciative about it

>>51046053
what site is that?

>>51046078
>RE will crash
why?
>it just will ok!

>>51045841
I Am Financially Ruined

i am quiet quitting NEETdom

>>51046123
Hey, you brought up black guys, not me.

>>51046130
It will crash because I need it to crash to buy a house. I don't care about "market indicators" or whatever garbage

>>51046053
>institutional ownership
So that's what people in the looney bin are buying

this shit is gonna rip tomorrow straight up my ass

>>51046148
it's to emphasize the humiliation that my portfolio is giving me day to day

>>51045841
gay

>>51046130
I foresaw it in a dream.

Say what you will about anime, but the relief of not having to look at black people is incredible.

That brings me back to my next point, natural gas stocks.
Why aren't you buying?
Why the FUCK are you still shilling SOXL? Who the fuck...what the fuck? sOxL? STILL? WHAT year is this 2020?
Buy NatGas stocks or buy Bili if you wanna make anime real.

haha ok guys thats enough selling now, we can go back to the bull run now please

please can we go back to the bull run

guys please i cant take this selling again. please stop the selling

>>51045854
HK was truly sentenced to death the moment the chinksect finally took over

>>51045825
>le 2008 crash

>>51046170
That's gotta be a CGI background
No way thats real

>>51046191
>yes, hello, I'd like to report a dangerous schizophrenic is currently on the loose. I fear he may injure himself or others.

Fucking unique ring in d2r was bul Kathos wedding band.. starting to think I'll never find a SoJ. Why do the jews do this?

>>51045995
I haven’t checked mine since about May

>>51046224
>Doubting the Swiss hierarchy
Take the gourmet chocolate pill.

>>51046224
Its real.
Remember what they took from you.

>>51045799
Sub-19 for me. Cases are gonna keep dropping off until we get the big rush of schoolkids spreading it in a month or two.
It's going to take at least that long for trial results to start coming out as well, so we've got nothing but bleeding to do for a while.

>>51046230

>>51046237
>>51046245
I unironically find it odd looking
How can you be sure its not fake?
Besides there are no people or animals either?

>>51046261
SIR THE CALL IS COMING FROM WITHIN THE HOUSE

>>51046282
Because I've been there. Your brain just has trouble processing the beauty. Doesn't seem real.

>>51046282
looks like every fucking corner around the mountains in EU at least anon

>>51046003
I can fix her.

>>51046129
bro it's literally on the image

>>51045924
>>51046210

they supposedly have 500b in reserves to protect the currency but if this shit show is just getting started I don't see how this doesn't turn to Thailand 2.0 and they are forced to depeg from the dollar. People were betting against the yen but this looks like a way more obvious trade. If HK depegs its over. There's your 2008-esque black swan

>>51046282
literally google swizterland you idiot.

>>51046288
Man I don't know who makes all these, probably glowniggers, but there's one for every occasion.

>>51046214
>this period of growth we've had since the halfway point this year is statistically too long to be just a bear market rally

>>51046170
digits_ and we get a meltup

>>51046257
>Sub-19
Yeah, that's about what I figured. We might get a quick scam pump tomorrow but it's probably just going to bleed until it starts spreading in schools.

>>51046372
you dropped these watch and learnbrother

>>51046388
fuck yeah

Did anyone have the balls to short AMC into this obvious disaster?

I am thinking.... Inshallah.... We... Are back

Today was a good day for having %95 of my portfolio in USD and %20 in natural gas producers. Just call me king of the eurofags.

When do I buy back into AMZN?

>>51046388

>>51045799
Impossible to tell exactly.
The sell-offs are extremely low volume which shows you that people are just holding.

The longer it goes before news, the longer you can probably wait before buying back in. Sub-22 is pretty safe, sub-20 is sexy territory.

>>51046436
$100

>>51045619
Du denkst, dein Gas ist das Beste, aber dein Gas ist das Wurst

Uhhhhh guys why are so many of these money people Jewish? What's going on with that?

>>51046436
$100

it's overpriced

>>51046394
it didnt drop that much, only $1.5 or so
but I sold some naked calls and they are paying off

>>51046477
Well, a long time ago, somebody had the idea that Jews should handle financial business because it was basically unclean/immoral.

So is SIGA going to $1 $10 $100 or $1000?

>>51045686
Cute

>>51046467
>>51046493
get serious please

>>51046477
Don't be anti semetic

>>51046522
>$1
No
>$10
Probably not
>$100
Eventually
>$1000
No

>>51046522
He puts his pinky finger in the pocket to pull him

>>51046493
>>51046467
AMZN will hit 80$ by october.

>>51046094
Ok here is your reward.

"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

>>51046522
No
No
No
No

Did you buy Calls? This shit is gonna rip tomorrow.

>>51046563
meds

>>51046563
based and truthpilled

>>51046544
$100 is literally only May low
we will hit it in a few weeks

>>51046589
I bought calls...
...weeks ago

>>51046589
>This shit is gonna rip tomorrow.
based on what?

>>51041560
The MCT builds up fat on your liver

>>51046522
bleed to $20 or below
pop to $30-35 when unvaxxed zoomers start grinding at school

rest depends on extent of outbreak
if cases dwindle, it bleeds back down to $15 or below
if cases climb, it depends on order volume, and will probably bleed right afterward if those orders don't continue
if mpxv gets into a rodent population that inhabits cities, we blast off

pants peeing isnt for everyone but everyone should give it a try

>>51046436
$100.00

>>51045841
AAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

>>51046522
You can clearly see he is holding onto something with his right arm.

I sold covered called on Friday, bought them back for 10% of their value today lmao.

>>51045841
Crablords win again

>>51046726
ain't it beautiful

mine didn't quite go to 10% but still, I'll take the free money

>>51046522
I don’t understand picrel

>>51046477
>no Christian’s allowed to charge interest on loans
>Jews banned from working in all trades/major jobs
>Jews allowed to charge interest on loans to non Jews
>not supposed to charge interest on loans to other Jews (this was back then now it’s different)
>one of the few ways they have to make money is through lending and other financial dealings
>get really good at it and basically have a monopoly on the industry for 100’s of years
>old jew tells young jew how to do it
>info gets passed down
>fast forward 800 years
>Jews still good at finance
>use financial gains to send kids to elite private schools/boarding schools
>schools which send a disproportionate amount of kids to Ivy League schools
>majority of large banks and funds recruit heavily/exclusively from Ivy League schools
>Ivy League schools anywhere from 10-20% Jewish vs US population which is about ~2% Jewish
this is why. when you look at the history and the numbers it makes sense why there are a lot of Jews in these jobs even to this day

are there any broad commodity etfs? are they worth investing in for the next few years?

>>51046522
We crab down until kids get it. Back to 12 dollars by september

>>51046522
It's going to crab between 17-23 for years and years and never actually go anywhere

>>51046477
Surely 109 countries can't all be right.

>>51046774
>>51046477

Because they aren't afraid to screw over other groups of people because its actually encouraged in their fundamental religious beliefs. Everything else said about this is just cope. Pretty sure Rocker got insider trading info from a Jewish friend a few weeks ago. They play by different rules. Obviously it always bites them in the ass.

ok negative part about day trading. the baby sitting of positions. you gotta be watching the market for 7 hours at worst case scenario..

>>51046766
They're being suspended by wires. The dude on the right tugs at the wire near the guy on the left's pocket, causing him to look down towards that area.

>>51046825
Explain why their hair is in 0 g then?

Go to the BayHorse stocktwits page.

>>51046635
these numbers
check 'em

>>51046764
I sold pretty far out of the money, so any dip would have nuked them. Gamblers gunna gamble.

>>51046844
Look at the womans hair as she moves her head. It stay straight even when she moves kek

>>51046805
buying/selling intraday is too much for me to bear. I pick a 2.5 vertical spread where I make money if line goes up or make if line goes down. Enter into these trades Friday the week before on Monday the week of.
Once my spreads are decently ITM I don’t need to watch the market like a hawk and can relax.
I can’t my eyes glued to the market for 6.5 hours Mon-Fri I have better things to do with my time

>>51046774
Also Hasidim/super Orthodox Jews basically use their religious status to get tax rebates. They basically claim their own households are "places of worship" akin to a synagogue or church.
Basically the same as generations of blacks game the welfare system and never actually work only it is more refined and white collar.

Rate my bags please:
>AMN, AOSL, BLDR, CLF, CUBI, FRG, GSL, KLIC, MLI, MOS, NRG, RM, UFPI, WIRE, WLK

t. low IQ noob

>>51046805
If you’re watching it all day you’re doing it wrong unless you’re looking for some unicorn play. I usually get in and get out in the first hour or two of trading, take my money and fuck off the rest of the day. Because what’s the point of trading if I have to continuously stress about my positions

>>51045841
should have bought more vix longs

>>51046825
It seems that way but if you look closer you can see he puts little finger in guys pocket to tweak him

>>51046477
Shhhhh just eat some sugar, take your vax, and go to sleep.

>>51046869
all-in voo instead

>>51046869
I don't know any of these tickers so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they're all highly risky and volatile plays.

If I'm right, 0/10 or 10/10 depending on how the gods favor you

>>51046884
You got it

>>51046887
I'd rather kill myself than accumulate the S&P 500 for 40 years in order to retire.

>>51046852
That bayhorse pajeet went to /pol/ and made a killing. Those doomposting gold and silver fucks are getting pajeeted so fucking hard lmao

>>51046869
I don't recognize any of those.

Why are you guys bullish?
So far your only argument is the fed pivot
What else?

>>51046890
They're generally growth mid caps. I selected for a recent uptrend in revenue and earnings growth, and a good ROE, P/B, P/S, and P/FCF without any major red flags.

>>51046852
>>51046905
>Imagine falling for the gold and silver meme

>>51046896
this bitch's toes are going to be rotting off

>>51046896
I swear these types of people are alive only because they're insulated from natural selection.

>>51046906
How come? Many show up repeatedly in my screening sessions.

>>51046921
my fursona is a bull

>>51046934
I've always wanted a gold coin to play with while I browse smg though.

>>51046921
high net short ratio and low volume means it wouldn't take much to squeeze short into closing position

>>51046868
yeah but those are small fry
>average haredi household income $136,000
>average modern orthodox jew household income $218,000
some first year tech fag code monkey makes more than these dudes
Most of the 8 fig+ jews are ethnically jewish but are not far religious like these groups

Rate my portfolio

>>51046921
I am bullish because companies haven't actually changed significantly, their price has just been corrected. Supply chains are recovering. Woke politics are being phased out. Once Ukraine and China fear mongering leave the news, things will boom again. SPY 450 likely EOY.
For example, the company I work for, literally nothing has changed, we continue to blow past expectations and are growing, COVID and war and news didn't affect any of it, yet the stock tumbled with the market almost 50%.
Its artificially suppressed (war/china/news) after an artificial boom (fed printer), so the real value is somewhere in the middle (which is up from where we are now).

>>51046237
>>51046170
How many Lindt shares for her?

My God biz. I had two interviews straight in a row while on call with my current company's leadership. I think they're starting to suspect something. They even asked "Are you there"? But I couldn't answer, because I was too busy answering a "tell me about a time when" question.

They know. I am desperately trying to get out of this company, though. It is a dumpster fire. Not trying to juggle jobs, just trying to find 1 that I love. I don't mind being a wagie desu. That was so fucking embarrassing though, and it'll be even more embarrassing when I quit.

Powerful. What are some ways to invest in videogame companies?

>>51046982
>portfolio
back to your art class anon

>>51047007
buy xenoblade 3

>>51047007
What game is this?

>>51047025
The new Saints Row

>>51047007
What jewed ass game is that? Tina's wonderland?

>>51046982
sell enough GOVX to get 100 shares of SIGA
then you can sell a covered call
GOVX has no option chain it’s not a real stock don’t invest please
>GOVX 42m mkt cap
>SIGA 1.7B mkt cap
You can make $100 a month selling SIGA covered calls. Worst case your shares get called away and you sell for +50%

>>51047007
ok, sucks for them, not my problem

>>51046997
Based post anon and I agree. A lot of this is "being resolved" and not actively getting worse. A bull can look at this market and imagine in a quarter from now things will look great. Its time to buy here.

>>51047049
Why is GOVX bad?

>>51047005
>caring about what an employer you plan on leaving thinks about you
anon just stop giving a fuck
you have no reason to feel any empathy/embarrassment towards your employer
>if they lay you off, “it’s just business, nothing personal”
same thing applied for you if you leave

>>51047007
>be women
>people give you free things for existing
>get jobs you aren't qualified for, but also wont be fired for failing
>cry you can't be CEO even though you don't know anything about business
>cry you can't kill your babies anymore
>cry about refugees that would rape you if you actually met them
>demand other men kill each other for you
>complain being a mother is bad because muh career muh freedumb
>act like a whore and people still worship you

>be man
>work silently while being treated like shit
>die in a ditch
>everyone claps

>>51047090
>get jobs you aren't qualified for, but also wont be fired for failing
Well if that's true how do you explain the wage gap? Checkmate chud.

>Rent's going up from $1100 to $1400 at renewal
>Need a 3.3% raise at review time just to break even
>Homes cost like $600k bare minimum and I'd need to save for another few years for a down payment
How does anyone who makes less than $100k even live? I don't even have kids or travel or do anything really.

>>51047007
FAKE

>>51047049
>Worst case your shares get called away and you sell for +50%
Worst case SIGA craters and you're bagholding worthless shares and lose most of the 2200

>>51047123
I live where there is rent control

>>51047118
>explain the wage gap
How do you explain a thing that doesnt in reality exist?

>>51047080
it’s literally a penny stock. it doesn’t have an option chain. It’s not a serious company. Without derivatives there’s no way to hedge and there will be less interest because retail loves options.
A 42m mkt cap publicly traded company isn’t worth investing in anon. They are way too small.

>>51046921
line go down too long, go up soon

>>51047123
They literally don't, that is over. Everyone applies to hundreds of jobs and works twice as much as their parents to be able to afford scraps.

>>51046869
>CLF
What makes you bullish on steel?

>>51047123
>>51047181
im trying to decide between selling my current home to purchase elsewhere or purchasing second home and renting this one out. I think I can financially handle it but idk if I want to be a landlord

>>51047151
m8 this anon is holding GOVX
I assume he’s not concerned with losing 100% of his investment
>>51047080
>>51047162
Compare these two charts.
SIGA has a proven track record going back to 2012 and has produced a lot of alpha for investors.
GOVX has no track record and has lost people money

>>51046867
yeah feels like it. like today i took a break after a few hours and missed the pump the position i was stopped on made.

>>51046874
yeah ive been doing that too naturally but there is plenty of moves mid and late parts too. like today. im pretty new to day trading so im still fine tuning everything.

>>51047123
>How does anyone who makes less than $100k even live?
lmao, Americans are literally poor and rich at the same time

>>51045687
How is it inferior?

shill me on a stock to buy biz

>>51047159
let me guess this is related to your GME tinfoil hat shit?

>>51047197
Hire a company to manage it, its like 6-10% of rent or a flat fee depending on what you want.

>>51047225
If you're trading on natural gas price exposure its fine, if you're trading on the natural gas supply chain issues in Europe then you'd probably want another pick that is more directly involved in that supply chain.
Qatar Gas (biggest gas transportation company in the world) is another alternative, but its very hard to trade shares on the Qatar exchange. Therefore I suggest EQNR, but every time I do I get bombarded with contrarians suggesting random LNG companies.

>>51047248
OXY

>>51046921
Because both my holds and dick are long.

>>51047184
CLF was shilled here heavily a year or two ago. This one literally tranny shill spammed /smg/ and would bake “CLF edition /smg/“ threads constantly.
Tranny CLF shill got there position up to 2mil before losing it all on other shit.
Check the 5 year chart on CLF, if you bought towards the bottom you were a genius despite the tranny shilling

>>51047220
I make 100k, I rent my house through my parents. They raised rent from 1200-1500 a few months ago. I have a vehicle payment, insurance, phone, food. I barely make it. I have to work weekend overtime just to get extra money to save. Meanwhile my parents own 3 fucking houses and make 160k combined. They look at me like I am not working hard enough to afford a home...

>>51047220
Not a lot of social mobility in the USA

Gay thoughts creeping in.

>>51045619

>>51047300
But bottom quintile is just code for "being a nigger". What are the stats for mobility within Whites/Asians/Hispanics?

>>51047255
>tinfoil hat shit
Not really, it's fraud when you process a stock dividend without distributing the shares to the brokers.

Also cotton is looking good here. Long BAL
>>>/wsg/4698603

>>51047345
KEK BAGGIE

>>51047267
Haven’t heard of Qatar Gas. I like this more than EQNR, they have more room to grow in response to euro LNG demand. EQNR is already at maximum export capacity with ~70% of their facilities based in Norway and the Norwegian government told Germany they literally can’t export more LNG unless they make new discoveries.
Yes EQNR will go up but 70% of their assets are already at production maximum. Who knows what percent of the remaining 30% is gas vs oil assets, and feasibility of getting this LMG to Europe.
I highly expect Germany/Europe to start importing gas from the US and elsewhere which would be tremendous for the shipping companies and their business

ASMB stock ladies!

>>51047267
But EQNR is also selling to Europeans already just like VET? Are you suggesting EQNR is going to bring new supply to Europe together with Qatar Gas?

Where do I start with 10 euros? Robinhood? Im a eurofag and Im trying to get into stock trading

>>51047284
>I rent my house through my parents. They raised rent from 1200-1500 a few months ago
HAHHAHAHAHHA

Stupid greedy fucks

Why would they charge you rent in the first place and then RAISE it?

I bet they even give you their houses and a good chunk of money as inheritance. But you have to pay rent to them now, kek

>>51047284
lmao and part of the problem is budgeting
>doesn't have a family
>rents a whole $1500 house for himself
>why can't I make ends meet
just rent a room in an apartment lmao haven't you ever watched Friends?
>has a car
just take the tramway if you're poor lmao
>phone
how much does a phone cost that you have to mention it? Just buy a $100 phone every 4 years and spend $20 on it every 6 months like a normal yuropoor lmao
>food
I bet you eat half of your meals from a restaurant too
>I have to work weekend overtime just to get extra money to save
if you didn't squander your money like a retard you wouldn't have to be such a smelly slave lmao

>>51047381
EQNR is already bringing near max supply to Europe/Germany.
See this post
>>51047376
LNG price goes up this is more profitable but EQNR really can’t increase production in the near term effectively

>>51047300
if you earn $100k a year you have enough money and don't need to move up

>>51046898
Nah. Use s&p as your core and play with some growth and memes breh

>>51047284
LMAO

>>51047402
>Just rent the $500 apartment bro
>Just use the free high-quality public transportation infrastructure bro
>It's so simple bro it's all in your control

>>51047376
>I highly expect Germany/Europe to start importing gas from the US and elsewhere which would be tremendous for the shipping companies and their business
VET recently acquired an asset with LNG export capabilities IIRC, and LNG (ticker) is already the biggest exporter from USA to Europe as I understand
>>51047431
From Norway, yes. But I think anon was insinuating some kind of partnership between EQNR and Qatar Gas

>>51047377
nope leave troon

what is a "stock"

>>51047484
It is a share of a stock. Glad I could help anon!

Covered call etfs worth the yield?

>>51047431
>>51047381
>>51047460
You guys seem like unnatural shills, VET seems like an average midcap company. I'll stick to my largecap.

>>51047393
my brothers girl parents charge her storage rent for their barn lol I kid you not and its just totes that isn't in anyones way lol

>>51047356
Fuck cotton and fuck ICE. Make all their trading so expensive and complicated. Waiting patiently for the day CME acquires them.

>>51047248
Stealthgas

>>51047454
Yes, if you're struggling despite earning $100k you're doing something retarded, like renting a whole house for yourself when you're living alone. I'm convinced that most people would always find ways to barely make it no matter how much they earn, you could give them 10x as much money and they'd be like "I can barely afford to rent this luxury condo in the heart of NYC nor can I afford to put gold foil on all my steaks anymore, help, capitalism has failed".

>>51047484
a lottery ticket for dumb retards who feel lucky but aren't

>>51047460
yes but Norway is where 70% of their production assets are located so there’s really only 30% of their remaining assets that can increase production. And who knows what % of that 30% is LNG vs oil
>two biggest operations outside of Norway are in Brazil and the UK
https://cdn.sanity.io/files/h61q9gi9/global/da24ab2d3b3f6ecbae1b48b897dca4119a766a4d.pdf?equinor-in-a-nutshell-05-2022.pdf
Again, I’m not sure what the oil/gas breakdown is on these assets and how much they can realistically scale. All I know for sure is at least 70% of their production is fully maxed out at the moment

>>51047506
Why do you think so? I think it's relatively cheaper in terms of P/E. I looked at both EQNR and VER quickly today and bought both, but VET seemed like better value especially with hedges coming off next year. Granted, I need to do more DD so take with a grain of salt. I'd like to hear contrary opinions in the case I missed something of course

>>51047503
Just buy 109 shares of an ETF and sell a covered call on that anon

>>51047544
Yes anon, but now we're talking about 'production assets', not development assets or possible acquisitions. If there are new production assets coming on board outside of Norway then there should be no issue as long as the company has cash. But I do realize that's an "if". I was looking for info on a partnership with Qatar Gas but I didn't find any news on that so maybe I just misinterpreted anon. I get your point though and it is duly noted. Another way the company could increase revenues is by taking off or rolling over hedges, that's something I'll have to check out when I have the time.

no comment

>>51047544
>>51047616
Oh and they apparently focused on gas production at the expense of oil production in Q2. Gas production rose but oil production went down. Not a bad move considering gas in Yurop is equivalent to +$400/boe rn

>>51047639
Another #BidenWin

>>51047639
HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

>>51047616
I’m looking to play the euro/German winter crisis. I’m sure they have other things coming online in the future but will they be active soon enough to take advantage of the winter?
This is why I think the shipping companies can grow a greater % from now through the end of winter than EQNR can

>>51047639
Just make more oil, dumbasses.

>>51047687
more supply = lower price = good for midterms

>-2.14% in a day
>Zoomers calling it a crab
All of you are newfag who haven't been through a single recession

>>51047639
Gunna have to buy that back at a premium

>>51047639
It's not the strategic petroleum reserve, it's the price control petroleum reserve

>>51047691
How do I into shipping anon? It's a new and scary sector for me and I'm not aware of the risks involved. I do know the freight rates (I think that's what they're called?) are swinging a lot and are very high right now but don't shipping disruptions cause problems for shipping companies as well? Where do I even begin with shipping?

>>51047703
Can't. Oil drilling is now racist.

>>51047725
Is it because crude is black?

I make 75k after taxes. I can save half of that money for investing, trading, etc. How do I make it within 10 years?

>>51047639
Shut up fat, you don’t know wha you’re talking about Jack!

>>51047725
I don't think oil drilling in inherently racist (oil is black) however when it is drilled by the white man or for the use of the white man it becomes a racist practice.

the market is gonna go up tomorrow, you should've bought calls before close today.

>>51047750
Invest in oil and gas, see >>51047639

>>51047724
I have never invested in shipping before, not the person to ask. I have positions in small cap energy companies with LNG assets but I don’t have any shipping companies yet. I need to do more research and see what companies have room to grow in response to the winter for Europe

>Cramer is saying the companies are doing better than the market
Sell it all bros, it’s fucking over!

>>51047503
no
>>51047565
do this, it is the same thing (read the prospectus of qyld) if you want the divvy meme buy vym or something

>>51047795
Well, be careful because I'm of the undertanding that oil tankers are a very swingy sector to be in

>>51047724
NTA but GCaptain and Freightwaves are good news sources. Keep in mind that "shipping companies" is like "equities", so in the same sense that energy, tech, staples, and meme stocks might behave differently so too might dry bulk carriers, containerships, oil tankers, and LNG shippers all have different outlooks.

>>51047639
And that's a good thing.

>>51047826
Thanks mate! Always happy to learn and expand my options in the markets

>>51047724
>>51047826
Also if you need inspiration this exists https://www.sonicshares.com/boat/

>>51047800
Hes not that wrong only certain industries are lighting money on fire needing to immediate layoff/close. Smaller mortgage lenders are getting destroyed. Check uwmc that some tranny shilled at the housing market top. Non-bank mortgage lenders will all go under in this rate raise environment.

>>51047870
Also -- these are rapidly spreading as ford begins layoffs totally to make way for evs when they dont even have steady chips for ICE engines

>>51047870
>Non-bank mortgage lenders will all go under in this rate raise environment.
Where can I find such tickers? Maybe they still have room to go down?

>China housing market show signs of buckling
>War in ukraine starts
>Causes inflation
>China needs to inject liquidity to stay afloat
>Other nations tighten because of "inflation"
>China stuck between a rock and a hard place
>Ease = currency crisis set back decades, Tighten = face collapse of housing sector and by extension their entire economy
>German efficiency, especially it's industry was always seen as a threat to oil-rich countries, real reason for ww1 and ww2
>Post cold war germany on the ride again, in all sectors. Their people actually work and are efficient instead of coasting on oil/natgas profits
>"oh shit, we gotta put a wrench in it"
>Ukraine, two flies with one blow
>Russia, UK and US - the masters of the northern hemisphere pulled of the greatest charade in history

>>51047402
I married retard. Nice autistic rant though

>>51047750
short VIX futures (just not right now)

>>51047911
>(never mind the massive cost of living crisis in UK)

>>51047750
Cash, then when SPY breaks above the 200 MDA, buy and hold 100% UPRO.

>>51047905
About 2/3rds of mortgages are written by non-bank lenders with no reserves to protect them from margin calls. You want to find the riskiest turds you can.

>>51047928
>married
>no children
>still rents a whole house for himself
just stop living above your means retard

>Once in 300 years bear market
Poor bongs.
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-economy-shrank-record-11-2020-worst-since-1709-2022-08-22/

>>51047951
Once we finish this leg down.

>>51047959
Acceptable collateral damage, nothing they can't survive due to being the keepers of infinite LIBOR/ED.

>>51047989
Yes, by march 2023 it should be done

>>51047988
>having empathy for bongs
they've had it coming for years

>>51047911
And we'll fuckin do it again.

>>51048023
>>51048023
>>51048023
>>51048023

>>51047988
Nothing personal, eurocucks, but you keep pumping out these idiots like klaus and the wef. Maybe next time, you’ll kill them instead. In Minecraft.

New
>>51045599
>>51045599
>>51045599

>>51047978
>just take the bus, eat the bugs, use pay phones, live in a nigger filled apartment, wearing nice clothes, using electricity, buying nice things, and enjoying life bro
Thanks faggot for the tips on how to save money

>>51047988
>Britain's economy bounced back sharply last year and recovered its pre-pandemic size in November 2021.

>>51047911
I'm amazed at how the US is somehow the most well off from this post-covid post-Ukraine economic shit

>>51047972
How will I find those

>>51047687
that's not a fuck up, that's working as intended

>>51048071
USA game has always been to fuck over everyone else slightly more then we fuck over ourselves.